Americans and Canadians are both super patriotic- Americans because they want people to know they’re American, and Canadians because we want people to know we’re *not* American.

@blod9862

4 жыл бұрын

I’m american and I try to make it so people don’t know since the internet is racist as heck

@shediwarelapis

4 жыл бұрын

A bit sad, but funny as hell

@majorphysics3669

4 жыл бұрын

@@blod9862 American isn't a race. You can choose to move country, you can't change race. XD

@mauricechors7711

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@MetalSStar196

4 жыл бұрын

@@blod9862 You just failed big time, bud.

"as a minority I can make America uncomfortable" Cue laugh crying

@tabithamwaura8585

5 жыл бұрын

Make america very uncomfortable😍😍

@matthewcummins2515

4 жыл бұрын

Racist

@bbhfjdy9175

4 жыл бұрын

China is the largest homogenous society in the world 🤣😂 kettle calling the pot black

@catherinetodd5163

4 жыл бұрын

@matthew cummins, Sorry but you are showing that you don't know what that word means or how racism works. American is not a race. It is however made up of different races. Now you know. Ignoring that America is, generally speaking, uncomfortable with immigrants right now (well immigrants with certain skin pigmentations at least) and you and the rest of the world know it, your attack of him could be considered an example of the racism that you speak of. If you really knew what the word meant you'd know that too. You are not the victim here, sorry.

@saradanhoff6539

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewcummins2515 American isnt a race.

My first time in Canada I was literally shocked by how polite people were to me. It was Windsor and was completely different than being in Detroit lol

@yahikokurotama4351

5 жыл бұрын

Their polite to foreigners but asses to each other, French part is especially racist. But yeah it's a clean country with clean water you can drink from the tap and health care is free and not bad

@bobbiusshadow6985

5 жыл бұрын

@@yahikokurotama4351 There you go, an other one who believes the crap people say about Quebec. Did you ever set foot there? Just google the most racist provinces in Canada, see which ones are top 3. - Robert, from Montreal

@AncientPurpleDragon

5 жыл бұрын

>>My first time in Canada I was literally shocked by how polite people were to me. It was Windsor and was completely different than being in Detroit lol To be fair, if you're from Detroit, you could have gone anywhere else in the world and been impressed.

@oinkpiggin

5 жыл бұрын

Detroit is a shithole. So it is even not a good comparison.

@daphneraven9439

5 жыл бұрын

@@yahikokurotama4351 i've heard that about our Francophone compatriots, but although I have spent lots of time in French-speaking areas of Québec (post - secondary education, work, social trips...) I have always found them to be warm, open, friendly souls, with a particularly engaging and endearing way of approaching life. How it is that so many people believe such negative things about them is absolutely beyond me.

"But I'm a Canadian, so I don't say anything " 💀💀😹😹😹😹

Hehe, the last punchline spot on.

@bbhfjdy9175

4 жыл бұрын

China is the largest homogenous society in the world 🙄🙄

@ac2038

4 жыл бұрын

bbhfjdy okay?

@shawnaginther1987

4 жыл бұрын

Omg.... bwahahahaha.... Ikr.

@jgheysenj

4 жыл бұрын

Wrapped it all up... it was great

"As a minority, I can definitely make America uncomfortable." Truer words never spoken XD

“Part of being Canadian, especially as a child of an immigrant, is that we never forget who we are... that is the really difference between the two countries” As an immigrant and a Canadian who has studied in America, I can attest to this

This guy is awesome. Timing, appropriateness (he's just this side of Gaffigan). And that passive-aggressive thing on the plane. Totally get it.

@NameBrandCody

4 жыл бұрын

Dude you don’t know what comedic timing is if you think this rookie knows what he’s doing. He’s literally just barreling thru a set. He even over speaks multiple applauses

American wealth: Buys giant house, boat, and private jet Canadian wealth: Sells 8-year-old Pontiac, buys 2-year-old Volvo, drives to States for vacation

America, the world's punchline.

@761jared

5 жыл бұрын

And yet, more immigrants than any other country - almost 4 times as many as the second country. Must be something pretty special about the good ol' USofA. I mean really, who really says, "Gosh lets move to (insert any other country)" without thinking they'd prefer the US?

@mrob456

5 жыл бұрын

Walter Manglona you mean breadline.

@roigrose5045

5 жыл бұрын

@@761jared Canadians take in lots of immigrants but doesnt say anything about it because.. theyre Canadians.

@williamwallace2278

5 жыл бұрын

@@761jared Scandinavia, Australia, NZ, England, Canada, Ireland

@10INTM

5 жыл бұрын

@Sean Hard You think white Canadians sprouted from the ground then? And how many generations of people have to die fighting for it before it IS their home?

I am detecting high levels of salt in the comments.

@mattm7798

5 жыл бұрын

True, but that's because of the hypocrisy in bashing America...yet millions(billions?) of people want to get to America. You don't see caravans trying to sneak into Canada. Maybe there's a reason for that.

@CoryTheRaven

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattm7798 we've got America in the way. Thanks for being our border!

@FNLNFNLN

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattm7798 So I'm guessing you haven't head about the hordes of people flooding over the border to buy affordable meds.

@damiester1

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattm7798 You do see millions of people wanting to get to Canada through immigration though lol.

@jemm2026

4 жыл бұрын

@@mattm7798 what do you expect?!?! You spent the last 75 years telling everyone in the world that you were the best! You are just reaping what you sowed. Besides, maybe they are trying to make it to Canada but you keep sending them back...also, we have had tons of illegal immigrants coming from the US to Canada...you would know all about those crossings into Saskatchewan and Quebec if you ever watched any other TV besides reality shows and fox...

I hate Americas blind "patriotism". Its the reason we ended up in Vietnam for about 20 years and the reason the Afghan war is about to turn 18. Our ego is deadly.

@jqd5

4 жыл бұрын

The reason is because of Congress not patriotism. You can love your country and not want to fight.

@eagle3676

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Iraq, lybia, Syria and Yemen. And of course the urge to invade Iran and Venezuela

@myj3737

4 жыл бұрын

So blind to promote all the invading wars in the name of patriotism.

@sophiayamagughi

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed XD and our want to help yet we arent really helping

@Bonnie-rz5qm

4 жыл бұрын

Invasion is invasion, period.

Canadian Medical Emergency: Life-threatening injury American Medical Emergency: Medical bill arrives in the mail

Canadian Recreational Activity: Hockey American Recreational Activity: Road Rage

“Hurry hard!” “I will” lol

American Refrigerator: Plugs into wall outlet Canadian Refrigerator: Just out the back door

WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA "But as an immigrant, I can definitely make America uncomfortable" You had to wait the whole act to get there, but that was funny

@alvallac2171

5 жыл бұрын

He said "as a minority," not "as an immigrant."

Indigenous communities don't always have clean water up here. We still treat them badly. We got rid of conversion schools... in the 90s. Lots of work to do.

@maddydickens7554

3 жыл бұрын

yet trudeau isn’t doing very much to help indigenous communities with water boil advisories

I've never seen this type before but now I'm a real fan. He's really really funny.

This guys not Canadian, he didn’t say sorry after these jokes.

@sluttyMapleSyrup

2 жыл бұрын

We don't apologize for stand-up.

I legit cackled this was great

I've been to Canada and people are indeed super nice.

Now I want Kraft Dinner

@hyacinthdibley2420

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. Unfortunately, I'm not sure the cheese will be real...or if there's even cheese in it.

@lifewuzonceezr

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like IAM sinning eating noname white Chedder .

@ellan1664

3 жыл бұрын

lifewuzonceezr pc white cheddar is better

@helencoltart3483

3 жыл бұрын

Canada’s 1st native dish, poutine 2nd

"The only thing Canadian about him is that he's the same colour as kraft dinner." I fuckin died there bud

@danksouls6128

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshdouglas1332 not really about him being white, just that he has a weird orange tan going on

As an American, I think that this is hilarious!

@npcimknot958

3 жыл бұрын

nah.. this doesn't represent us true canadians.. our humour is actually funny lol

@juice8431

2 жыл бұрын

Must be easy to make you laugh then

But im minority I can definitely make America uncomfortable 😆I'm dead, canada plus china is a great combo🇨🇳🇨🇦

@javelinblue5414

4 жыл бұрын

If Chinas so great why dont you stay there?

@SnakingIvY

4 жыл бұрын

Non interior Chinese sure. But have you seen what the Chinese government is doing to Canadian citizens?

Thanks, buddy, I may never eat Kraft Dinner again ...

@mnirwin5112

5 жыл бұрын

That super-patriot in the shirt with an American flag on it obviously knows nothing about proper flag protocol ...

@mnirwin5112

5 жыл бұрын

Loved the plane story. :D

@10INTM

5 жыл бұрын

@@mnirwin5112 I know! And it's not like he could've made it up or fudged the details to pander to an audience of in Winnipeg.

For anyone who doesn't find that funny, as the old saying goes, " the truth hurts " .

@10INTM

5 жыл бұрын

...or it's not funny because it's not funny. Something about hearing the same orange-man-bad or Canada-enlightened-and-America-is-evil jokes for the thousandth time has a way of lessening the impact. It's basically just jingoism framed as comedy; I don't find that particularly entertaining coming from anyone.

@761jared

5 жыл бұрын

@@10INTM Chad Daniels "Dad Chaniels" special is available on Amazon. Non-political, slow at the beginning, but I recommend it!

@peggycarter9314

5 жыл бұрын

@@10INTM I agree...absolutely NOT funny.

@ohdaUtube

5 жыл бұрын

@@peggycarter9314 lemme guess. American and clueless? He's really funny. Deal. That lady clearly was a POS without any redeeming qualities

@peggycarter9314

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohdaUtube 😐 my expression on your comment AND this weird guy giving me his PATHETIC opinion which I could give 2 shits about.

I love this guy, sooooo funny!

When did Canadians start calling the States "America"? When I was a kid, Canadians always called it "the States".

@marqawesome429

4 жыл бұрын

Lol we still do. Technically we are American too. North American. That's why we use the distinction

@Lauren-rl4eu

4 жыл бұрын

We had to start because Americans got mad at us for saying "the states" lol

@TeddyLucia1006

4 жыл бұрын

Now you've got me questioning which one I use more often...

@nozecone

4 жыл бұрын

@@marqawesome429 You missed the point. Maybe you and I use the distinction - the comedian in the video does not; neither do most Canadians nowadays. It always seems to me a very, very minor betrayal.

@yordlejay6820

4 жыл бұрын

I've always called it America. We're not fucking Canada of America we're just Canada (in north america)

damn. im almost 17 and i really wanna study in canada when i graduate and i just i just love canadaaa

@sussybakagaming2613

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I should probably warn you that the cost of living, especially in major cities like Toronto or Vancouver, is egregiously high. Also, be prepared for the weather. Contrary to popular belief, however, we have amazing summers, but incredibly frigid winters. If you’re seriously looking to study in Canada, do your own research extensively.

Great set

As an American, Trump is an embarrassment. I can’t stand when i travel to Europe and other Americans on the flight dress loud and proud. I travel to get away, blend in and not bring attention to myself. I can also pick out tourist in other countries.. when i was a kid my parents moved us to England for awhile, the locals thought we were Canadian because we were well behaved..

@frayserken

4 жыл бұрын

There is nothing wrong with Trump

@jesdadotcom

4 жыл бұрын

When I travel I also lay low but maybe mind your own business.

@kessiawright1710

4 жыл бұрын

When I was in Tanzania I met some American missionaries who told everyone they were Canadian because they said Canadians were liked better than Americans. They said they had other missionary friends who did the same thing.

@nochatter7134

4 жыл бұрын

@Ambient Pedals There is an episode in SIMPSON’s where Bart, Lisa the family puts on Canadian flag when traveling abroad.... so if you are an American just travel abroad as Canadian 😂

That Kraft dinner line got me lol

That was great, thank you!

Brilliant!

The stereotype of Canadians being polite is very true. There is also the stereotype that Americans are not polite. When I went to San Francisco at age 8, I was surprised that Americans actually said sorry and thank you lol

@briguy677

4 жыл бұрын

I lived in KC Missouri for three years and was surprised people apologized like they did back in TO. In fact I saw very few rude people at all. KC was a great place to live.

@PS987654321PS

Жыл бұрын

Canadians aren’t polite. They are boring, miserable and passive aggressive.

I liked it! You go glen coco! & Thx for the laugh

Love it!

Lol, he got me there!!

He is Hilarious!!! I'm now a fan!!!

Lol. “He’s well read.” This guy’s very funny.

@Dini566

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad he can't speak as well as he "reads" 😂

I like this 🤣😂👍🏻

He’s fantastic! So funny

The Anne Hathaway of world leaders. Lol

you know America is becoming a joke when a Canadian immigrant makes jokes about them. :p

@pop9340

5 жыл бұрын

Huh? Canadians have been making fun of the Us for forever. 100%bs what ya said.

@z.deutch1334

4 жыл бұрын

Even the old Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull mocked Trump.

@dragongawdess

4 жыл бұрын

@bad bad mc bad Almost every American and Canadian person who considers themselves a citizen is a product of immigration.

@pinecone1256

4 жыл бұрын

freaker126 he’s not an immigrant, he was born in Canada. His parents are immigrants.

@cc3184

4 жыл бұрын

@bad bad mc bad are you kidding? There are very large numbers of Asian immigrants. Asian immigrants make up 5% of the population in both the US and Canada. Yes please stay out of Canada, you wouldn't want any of our universal healthcare, lack of gun violence, fresh water and natural beauty.

You're great!!!

Why have i not heard of this dude before,this is so good

So funny!!!

Hes not a minority in Vancouver. We are mostly Asians here. Americans are always surprised by how we're half Asian here. Always love to have Canadian comedians because it's more relateable for me.

@corranaven3084

4 жыл бұрын

Toronto too. Mostly Chinese here. Well, unless you cross Dundas, then you're in India

@salviarifdah2730

4 жыл бұрын

Name really? is there a lot of Japanese-Canadian there?

@user-nf9xc7ww7m

3 жыл бұрын

But still English-fremch as official languages? Replace French with Chinese in BC 😋 Honestly, don't even know why the first nation languages aren't official. They were here much longer than English or french.

I stan this man

AWESOME!

this guy is adorable!

Very funny man, that Leonard Chan!

Hurry hard ...harder. That's a classic

As an asian American..... Goooooo Canada

Hurry hard!!! 😂

You're ammmmazing !!!! Wow !!! Go canada and you delivered that peerrfctly!! I'm so sad I haven't heard of you until now...I'm just about to go and watch all your other thing!! I'm excited!

Well-played, good sir!

Stop making fun of us with truth. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I miss Obama 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@jemm2026

4 жыл бұрын

Sweetie...the rest of the world misses him too...how did you end up with that douche bag?!?! I seriously think you all got drunk and said "screw being the big brother the world looks up to...let's be the temper tantrum toddler in the grocery store who wants the chocolate he sees another kid eating!"

@nolansthompson8984

4 жыл бұрын

You miss him😂 how ignorant you are

@ahabgaddis7277

4 жыл бұрын

Trump at least continued his wars of murder and destabilizing countries. I don't know what I would have done if Trump ruined Obamas wars ;_;

@elliottselman6746

4 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, so do I🤷‍♂️

@0bstinacy

4 жыл бұрын

@@LOGIBEAR01 YES MAD MAX FOR PM!!!! but fyi america not lucky to have trump lol hes a halfwit. at least maxime bernier doesnt lie hes completely transparent and doesnt promote hate, he simply says we dont pander to social issues and we dont pander to special interest groups. he wants the best for a CANADIAN in general.

Love this .. and I'm American! 🤣🤣

Solid

Last joke was the best

women's curling, lol! :D

To the world, You’re welcome. Canada

so funny!

That hurry joke was golden

The craft dinne joke r was awesome .

@GeminieCricket

5 жыл бұрын

Isabel Tome learn to spell, it comes off as ignorant.......

I think what some people don’t realize is that on that flight, there were probably five or six other Americans looking at that person, going “For real, lady?”

That was good.

Great!

You can differentiate Canadian and American's arrogants or politeness by watching prank show from both Countries. American prank show would mostly end up with violent reaction in one way or another but Canadian prank show will always end up with laughter at the end. I hate watching American prank show.

@alvallac2171

5 жыл бұрын

*arrogance *shows from *both countries *An American * A Canadian

@alvallac2171

5 жыл бұрын

@@MsDesiree39 *you *because *foreigners *people

@bd7852

5 жыл бұрын

alvallac21 You’re definitely American.

Hahaha “he’s the same colour as kraft dinner”

@10INTM

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA, I know! Trump is orange!? THAT JOKE HAS NEVER BEEN MADE BEFORE!!! Seriously, kiss my ass for being the sort of audience this same stagnant crap still works on and why comedy didn't evolve.

@deletedleaf2688

5 жыл бұрын

10INTM 👈triggered snowflake 😂

I howled!

Same color as craft dinner.😂😂

True😂 true 😂 and true😂😂👍🏼

Hahaha that airplane story

Love you! Hahahhahahhha

I remember me my brother and my cousin were watching the Canadian women’s curling in the Olympics and none of us even like curling.

Yay women's curling!

Finally someone without any bad words.

Jimmy from Meetup! *props* :)

Funny!

Sure, now we have Trudeau while they have Trump. But remember they had Obama and we had Harper.

@omemeemom4102

4 жыл бұрын

@@LOGIBEAR01 ha ha, you have made similar comment on just about every post - the routine must have really bothered you. You did realize that this was a comedy performance? and that people are generally making fun?

@alpearson9158

3 жыл бұрын

hmmm Harper the one and only Canadian pm to attempt to function outside of the constitution..........might explain a lot , Obama did a great job recovering from the Bush recession...........fact not politics

CHINESE AND PUNJABI (INDIANS) HAVE BEEN IN BRITISH COLUMBIA FOR OVER 100 YEARS!!!

@jesdadotcom

4 жыл бұрын

Yay?

@SuperKing604

4 жыл бұрын

ISaidIt 2 it means we didnt just show up here

Lol Kraft dinner🤣

Very true. Lol

I'm going to invest in several cases of butthurt cream so I can sell it in comment sections of videos that say anything even slightly negative about the US. I'll be a millionaire in one day.

@Alabamahobo

4 жыл бұрын

Nah..he just isnt funny. Norm MacDonald...a Canadian who is actually funny, says telling Trump jokes is what bad comedians do to get cheap laughs from stupid people.

Not bad at all and I’m an American lol

That was cool🇨🇦

Hilarious.

I’m from Montreal Canada 🇨🇦

@tdawg713

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for answering a long standing question.

That was hilarious and true! I love being Canadian 😻👍

I met this guy at a Toastmasters seminar.

This guy is so cute and funny!

Both Canada and the USA are great countries.

@alexj7440

4 жыл бұрын

The US is empirically a terrible country

@jsquared1013

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexj7440 that's why we have millions of people from every corner of the globe wanting to emigrate here, right? 🙄

@maxcicchino6894

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexj7440 keep telling yourself that

As a french canadian can I just remind everyone that every community has their di**heads and not everyone in the u.s. is abnoxiously patriotic .

@ryanjhenry2493

5 жыл бұрын

True, but this is how we're perceived in most of the world. Patriotic, gun loving, religious zealots who hate gays. As someone stationed in Germany for 4 years and traveled to France where my GF lives, this really is the world view of us.

@pdx96

5 жыл бұрын

I think also Americans condone overzealous patriotism. Anything less than that, you'll get called a Commie. It's like the McCarthyism hasn't fully left

@godisgood1463

5 жыл бұрын

Agree! Ppl here in the states are proud of their ethnicity hence using their ethnicity before the American when describing themselves. But he's comedian and honestly I laughed at his jokes. It was all in good fun even though we were the butt of his jokes.😅

@yahikokurotama4351

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryanjhenry2493 basically my country thinks that America has a lot of shit but also there's a lot of great things from it. We never really view your patriotism as a bad, and it it's known that y'all are split of pro/anti lbgt+ y'all are ahead of us on that part

@ohdaUtube

5 жыл бұрын

You don't have nearly as many percentage of the population that's like that. Given that half of our population qualifies, it's justified. We've got too many people that's got a lot of work on themselves they don't want to do

Canadian kid: Plays road hockey American kid: Owns 12-gauge shotgun (legally!)

Lol

This guy was more nice than funny.