You forgot "trying to draw the Canadian flag free hand and eventually rage quitting"

@Kiriuu

6 жыл бұрын

Computer Automated Voice you have no idea how true this is

@tavujackalopech.8346

6 жыл бұрын

SOOOO TRUE

@rdhillon1439

6 жыл бұрын

yea lolol

@brookeqs99

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ashiri5

6 жыл бұрын

YASS!! THE TRUTH!!!

Every Canadian in a grocery store ever: “I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya”

@kellygurl5

6 жыл бұрын

Kristen Wood hahahahahah yes, way too guilty of this!!

@ryanward5770

6 жыл бұрын

Wait hold on how did u know

@mainyryan5978

6 жыл бұрын

where was this part?

@megavore97

5 жыл бұрын

LOL so true.

@tonyspro

5 жыл бұрын

Kristen Wood r/quityourbullshit

You forgot: singing the French version of the national anthem at school and butchering all the words because no one really knows what they are

@grimere4367

4 жыл бұрын

100% accurate

@lyric1462

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I dont have to sing the french version I live in Ontario tho

@isabelle-eh4pw

4 жыл бұрын

un excuse me?

@outtathered88

4 жыл бұрын

Oleska Prokopovych very true

@mr.catman6911

4 жыл бұрын

Well I take French in school so, I know the words off the top of my head as a true maratimer

95% of the people watching this are Canadian

@sparda11

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Wilson not me

@julienbrown3041

4 жыл бұрын

Proud Nova Scotian

@skullsaintdead

4 жыл бұрын

Aussie!

@archiatty5541

4 жыл бұрын

Im a filipino

@vault911

4 жыл бұрын

Indian

You forgot “saying hi to strangers on the street” “Apologizing for stuff you probably don’t need to apologize for” “Laughing at American politics”

@AJ-CR

6 жыл бұрын

OOF I'm American. 🇺🇸

@books2438

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah we talk about American politics but not much about our own😂

@katteycat

6 жыл бұрын

It's mostly Europe where people don't say hi on the streets

@londonxrainn

6 жыл бұрын

But we Americans already laugh at our own politics

@linx4355

6 жыл бұрын

I laugh at justin turdo all the time ;)

They forgot to go to Canadian tire

@Anteetum

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhhh yes our knockoff Home Depot

@maybeasian5725

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anteetum home depot is also in canada

@SurprisinglyDeep

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anteetum Lol what're you talking about you hoser? Canadian Tire has way more stuff than Home Depot. A Canadian Tire is almost like a cross between a Wal-Mart and a giant car parts store in terms of all the stuff it sells. A Home Depot just sells new furniture, home furnishings, soil and stuff like light bulbs

The never ending war when two Canadians open the doors for each other.( I know from experience)

@Yu-ve3ds

5 жыл бұрын

oh its the worst

@ThinWhiteAxe

4 жыл бұрын

I live in the South. I can relate.

@abesaint9288

4 жыл бұрын

Y’all aren’t from Canada are you cause we don’t do that

@edplays0.1

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@T355V

4 жыл бұрын

Yin yang Lord speak for yourself lmao

Basic steps of being Canadian: Step 1: Maple syrup Step 2: say sorry in every sentence Step 3: Tim Horton’s is the best Step 4: milk in bags Step 5: *health care*

@patricesavard366

5 жыл бұрын

Tim Hortons sucks since they've been bought by Burger King!

@1985bjaycat

5 жыл бұрын

We need it after all the donuts, beer bongs and maple syrup!!

@NINATV_

5 жыл бұрын

Bernaliza Casareno do you want to know what the basic step of being Canadian is? Be born in fucking Canada..

@shahzeensaleem840

4 жыл бұрын

@@NINATV_ never say fucking to any country

@JohnDoeKek

4 жыл бұрын

@@NINATV_ I hope you're being sarcastic with that comment.

I lost it at "KD for deranged psychopaths" with the ketchup lol

@AnnoyingMoose

5 жыл бұрын

It's entirely normal to put ketchup on KD because it contains cheese. Anything that has cheese or eggs in it gets ketchup put on it, DUH!

@genotheshyskell5977

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnnoyingMoose kd is one of those expsion like in french when you have one genrale rule and then 700,00,000 expsions

@davedowling8469

5 жыл бұрын

KD is not KD anymore they changed it to make it healthier.

@ChantelStays

5 жыл бұрын

TheJonStark best taste ever

@Nechayev_

5 жыл бұрын

...dam i want kd and ketchup now...

maple syrup actually tastes really good on bacon

@TheKim369

6 жыл бұрын

And chicken.

@kinglion9176

6 жыл бұрын

And salmon with brown sugar

@zane4964

6 жыл бұрын

No

@alexbabin3127

6 жыл бұрын

And chicken nuggets

@madison5315

6 жыл бұрын

my dad likes maple syrup on ice cream

Getting offended when strangers don't smile back at you on the street Getting frustrated when you have to colour a map of Canada because of the Nunavut islands Getting laughed at about your accent When people want you to say "aboot" and "sore-y" XP

@CostaneFTW1

4 жыл бұрын

I always did the nunavut as white, on account of how cold she is bud.

@max-ud1xb

4 жыл бұрын

I always just do a bunch of circles for the islands & hope it’s close 💀

@HistoryLuvr

4 жыл бұрын

Literally all my teachers say sore-y.

@correctingmyselfasalways6599

4 жыл бұрын

Nunavut Islands? Territories!!

@coolcucumber7536

3 жыл бұрын

Wait so you’re not supposed to say about but aboot?

This song was lit in grade one. yes Americans, GRADE ONE

@heatherbeaulac2738

5 жыл бұрын

You mean FIRST GRADE?

@loweffortspeedster

5 жыл бұрын

@@heatherbeaulac2738 i prefer saying grade six instead of sixth grade, and i'm american. sorry.

@maya-bx3vq

4 жыл бұрын

Alison Chiasson what do they call it?

@cons2752

4 жыл бұрын

Maya fraga Americans call it first grade.

@abesaint9288

4 жыл бұрын

That song brings me back to kindergarten and y’all fighting over saying first grade or grade one

"Dude is this legal?" "Dude, nobody knows." LOL I'm dead

@saracmd

6 жыл бұрын

that was easily my favourite part of this video!

@D3hander

5 жыл бұрын

Well, we have the answer now. Yes. Yes it is.

@asterixe1

5 жыл бұрын

Just like in San Francisco. Or maybe for us, it's more like, "Who cares?!"

@pancreaspickler2629

5 жыл бұрын

Look to Newfoundland half the shit here is illegal . Like hunting with a crossbow and probably fuck'n breathing

@yikes2540

3 жыл бұрын

@@pancreaspickler2629 haha, you guys are fucking awesome tho. All my homies love Newfoundland

The issue with this is who rolls up with rim using only their hands? Everyone just tears them open with their teeth??

@genotheshyskell5977

5 жыл бұрын

yep

@dennyspancakes

5 жыл бұрын

it’s impossible to open it with your fingers

@MrsBeautyIsPain17

5 жыл бұрын

you press down at the top of the cup until it touches the other side and roll up with both thumbs . no teeth required

@306Bloodline

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrsBeautyIsPain17 ok there miss 1 in a million. the rest of the civilized world uses their teeth. well teeth, thumbs, and any prying tool nearby to be disappointed there wasn't a free coffee.

@aesop2733

5 жыл бұрын

You don't wanna do that because if you actually win something good then you need the whole cup in tact. The "you win (x)" tab can only be detached and used for stuff like muffins and coffees. Otherwise you need the whole cup due to counterfeiting problems in the past

3:26 *”HEY WERE HUNGRY WHOS OPEN!?”* Totally Canadian

@mr.catman6911

4 жыл бұрын

The part about there being a lot of small towns is correct, dunno about that one

4:30 this video is a total fraud--he didn't use his teeth to roll up the rim!

@flxme.5323

4 жыл бұрын

LOL YES

@jillreads6142

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not the only one who does that?-

@KyleRuggles

4 жыл бұрын

@@jillreads6142 LOL! I do it too... if only there was a way to roll down the rim using our fingernails and not get little drops on you, turning it upside down that is. It's hard to roll up!

@officialboomtish214

3 жыл бұрын

I do it too 😂

@_chilledpiano_

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I thought I was the only one!

If this was made by a Canadian ... they'd call them Tim bits not donut holes .... SIN!

@lovatojonasfan1

6 жыл бұрын

I think it was made by a Canadian since all of their other videos are filmed in Canada with Canadian actors.

@HenryRodgers-cat-lover-

6 жыл бұрын

Miss SourDinosaur they said "trademarked donut holes" because the name Tim bits is trademarked, they can't say it.

@dominocean

6 жыл бұрын

Nyssa Rhyno yes

@ihateithere838

6 жыл бұрын

Shame on the creator

@golfball7010

6 жыл бұрын

XxEthanthegreatxX Clairmont shame on you for not understanding what "trademark" means

As a Canadian, this is all too true. Except for that dude sleeping with that other guys wife. Three hockey sticks readily available? RIP guy with glasses..

@AZrakoon

7 жыл бұрын

Forrest Miller My mom used to put tomato sauce in the Mac n cheese instead of putting ketchup

@clevername6872

7 жыл бұрын

Forrest Miller yep, RIP Guy With Glasses Us Canadians may be nice on the outside but if you annoy us somehow, your pretty much dead, I mean how did we fight off the US twice?

@theseeker1983

7 жыл бұрын

I know what happened. We don't want to be impolite when we threaten people. We kill people with kindness.

@florenceml_

6 жыл бұрын

Wow I guess you're not a true Canadian I'm Canadian and I'm sure that this is all sooooo NOT TRUE this offended me so bad

@erikarneberg1845

5 жыл бұрын

Forrest Miller But... But... that would be HIGH STICKING- penalty box for sure!!! ; )

You forgot clearing snow off your farm's driveway, and when you finish, there's more snow on the driveway than when you started

@yikes2540

3 жыл бұрын

Dude that happens to me on my driveway and I don’t even have a farm 😂

@Windtorment

2 жыл бұрын

Every freaking time 😂😂

"Dad, I just don't like Hockey" *Sad music* "Get out of my house, you're no son of mine" Best soap opera ive ever seen

son: I don't like hockey Dad: Get out of my house ... ten seconds later me: called it.

@lilyminielly6361

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@HMan2828

5 жыл бұрын

@the lives of Maya and Quin Get out of my house.

To the best neighbor a country can have, happy Canada Day from your American friends.

@cristlewrite7944

7 жыл бұрын

madhavyu awww

@drbubbles8895

7 жыл бұрын

madhavyu thank you!

@cw6842

7 жыл бұрын

@zacharydemko1835

7 жыл бұрын

+

@meval1765

7 жыл бұрын

Awwww..

That Charlie and The Chocolate Factory reference

@Dylan-zx2pt

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody mentioned it and I died

“I’m just gonna SNEAK right past ya there”. “Ok BUD”

@canuckgirl1624

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry. Thanks eh?

'Where am I supposed to go?' ... 'Europe' So true.

You forgot about being sorry for being sorry about something.

@brycemw

5 жыл бұрын

This happens to me way too much. I never realize how much I apologize until I am emailing someone from the UK and they say "No need to apologize" and I realize I apologized three times in the last email. I then say sorry for apologizing in the next email.

@GhostTransit

4 жыл бұрын

My dad got mad at me for this

I am canadian, and I can confirm that a lot of this is actually true.

@dalepeto9620

5 жыл бұрын

In AMERICA we have French fries, in Kanata they are called QUEBEC fries.

@kabubbles-6711

4 жыл бұрын

Dale Peto who.. who calls them that? What kind of psychopath calls them that? No Canadians do that

@abesaint9288

4 жыл бұрын

I’m Canadian and all I’m going to say is “fuck off”

@joeyarrow2341

4 жыл бұрын

@@abesaint9288 I'm Canadian and honestly don't confuse the politeness in public we are not really polite.... It is just a force of habit...cause that is all you hear in public....thank you...please ..sorry.. it is actually quite annoying I wish we were more direct respectful..and so many times after you see that person that hasn't called you for two years oh we should get together for dinner and they hug you they are never going to call you!!! These are my polite Canadians! LoL... And I love to drop the f-bomb all the ways

@lyric1462

4 жыл бұрын

@@joeyarrow2341 idk where you live in Canada but I feel like Ontario is not polite I have been to newfoundland and it is much better everyone there is oddly nice. When I came back to Ontario it was horrible

My first Canada Day as a Canadian citizen! 🇨🇦

the funniest part about all the apologizing is in the legal system an apology is NOT considered an admission of guilt. I find that hilarious.

@slunalang

7 жыл бұрын

Ashley Smith well, I hope so... when you say I'm sorry as a reflex... I hope it's not admissible!

@cw6842

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I love my country.

@ahobbit1273

6 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, though, considering I’m the one who apologizes when someone bumps into me

@Markyroson

6 жыл бұрын

good thing too

@aliciaisnumberone69

6 жыл бұрын

Yes the apology act a real canadian act

NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM OUR MONEY SMELLS LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.

@cameronchadwick5315

7 жыл бұрын

I believe you i have experienced the wonders of the maple money!

@asilsamhat8340

7 жыл бұрын

Rewa Khalife IT REALLY DOES!!!

@nicolelikeshetalia2614

7 жыл бұрын

Rewa Khalife i want to smell Canadian dollars hhhh

@EEYore-py1bf

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's gotta be fresh, it probably loses the scent if t's been in circulation for a while

@cruisedeshevy7301

6 жыл бұрын

Isaac Brock I thought they were scratch and sniff

"I just don't like hockey" "get...out....you're not my son not anymore"

@turkeysamich4059

4 жыл бұрын

Um i had a similar experience but with football because im American TwT

@jschuler53

3 жыл бұрын

@@turkeysamich4059 I am American and live in a big sports town. I put up the Steeler flag so people will think i blend in. And not say stuff like, "what's the matter, too good for football? "

I'm Canadian and I told my dad I don't like hockey anymore and I want to play basketball, and now he considers me as an American. 😞

@nicolaspaven5534

5 жыл бұрын

im Canadian to and basketball is wayyyyyyyy better than hockey and basketball was made by a Canadian who lived in america

@lanesmith2853

5 жыл бұрын

It's KoKo meh you should say the NFL then you’ll be American.

@superkods

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicolaspaven5534 False. Basketball has no variation what so ever. It's so predictable and repetitive. Hockey is exciting and new with every game, season, and series

@mayapotter6037

5 жыл бұрын

Basketball was invented in our great nation tho 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

@fangirl38

5 жыл бұрын

I play softball and I only watch hockey if I’m in the stands

I've got Canada in my pocket A little bit of history A penny, and a nickel And a quarter and a dime Mean a lot to you and me It's more than pocket money They're the symbols of our land They're pictures of important things For which this country stands The maple leaf, the maple leaf Is a beautiful sight to see It waves 'hello'' to us below From the top of a maple tree And with every year that passes It grows like you and me So should we all grow straight and tall Like the lovely maple tree The beaver, oh the beaver Is a beautiful sight to see He's a happy, furry animal Like a teddy bear with teeth He's never ever lazy He works all night and day Building houses for his family He's got no time to play The schooner, oh the schooner Is a beautiful sight to see It's a great big wooden sailing ship That can sail across the sea It brings to other countries The things their people need And brings back things Like chocolate bars And books for us to read The caribou, the caribou Is a beautiful sight to see He's a really big strong animal I'm sure you'll all agree He looks like Santa's reindeer And he loves it when The wind blows cold So he lives up north With the polar bears 'Cause he likes the ice and snow

@barryhlushko9531

6 жыл бұрын

Jovahkiin oh god it'.......its NOSTALGIA to much to much NOSTALGIA MY CHILDHOOD

@Simone-zc2nk

6 жыл бұрын

THE NOSTALGIA OH GUSH

@rdhillon1439

6 жыл бұрын

OMG GETTING MAJOR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL VIBES

@tuberaze8284

5 жыл бұрын

I learned this song in first grade

@sharon5965

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly wouldn’t mind if they made this the anthem instead

IF YOU'RE READING THIS HAPPY 150 CANADA. IT'S TIME TO FRIGGIN PARTY GUYS

@Path_Less_Traveled

7 жыл бұрын

RubberDildo 2:30 now boii

@liamkearns3918

7 жыл бұрын

RubberDildo l toLloyd p0

@liamkearns3918

7 жыл бұрын

Thanksplease

@TopHatSchneider

7 жыл бұрын

Unless you're indigenous...

@diggermantigermutt4079

7 жыл бұрын

RubberDildo YAAAAAY HAAPY 150 TO YOU TO!!!!! :D

In a grocery store I once said “Sorry” The other guy said “sorry” than moved over Then I said “sorry” again

It's never too cold for ice cream!

@meg3938

4 жыл бұрын

And it has to be Chapman’s ice cream

@cindy846

4 жыл бұрын

Phew! Otherwise ice cream companies would all go bankrupt selling their stuff for only a month.

@FenixDream91

4 жыл бұрын

It's never too cold for Slurpeeeeeeeee!

4:48 "Where'd all these people come from?" 😂😂😂 best part

@janlloyddabalos7323

6 жыл бұрын

Thomas Frew That part reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when he got the golden ticket

@megavore97

5 жыл бұрын

That's what they're going for.

I wonder how many cups they had to buy until they actually won something?

@catarmour375

6 жыл бұрын

Usually seven

@Farmboy1544

6 жыл бұрын

Year in, year out 1 in 3 is a winner. Right now I am 2 for 4 this year.

@themichellechronicles5139

5 жыл бұрын

You can tell that cup was a fake because the part that said he won wasn't above the big yellow arrow.

@chaz69

5 жыл бұрын

Its like a 1/3 chance i think

@JewelBlueIbanez

5 жыл бұрын

• xXBaggedMilkXx • I was waiting for “Please Play Again”.

“Wait a Montreal minute” 🤣 Where are my Montreal neighbours at??

"I don't like hockey" "Get out of my house" bahaha

@rickypasketofficial

3 жыл бұрын

get out of my house 🤣

The triggered girl from the city is so accurate

@jonthelamb4549

6 жыл бұрын

aadkinsl what? Are you talking about all of Canada or the city's cause fuck the city's

@sanyaarora3865

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@mariadecosta

6 жыл бұрын

Leenda! she has a great channel :)

@sgreechie

6 жыл бұрын

Jon the lamb excuse me? I’m sorry I’m canadian and I was born in Vancouver. It was quite offensive of what u said. I don’t think anyone would appreciate ‘fuck the city’s.” On top of that, it should be ‘cities’ and not ‘city’s.’ Sorry, just saying.

@confusedcaptain350

6 жыл бұрын

PsychoAngels Okay fuck you you're just feeding the stereotype type that Canadians are too nice, if you actually are canadian that is. We are nicer than america not 10x nicer. That is such an overdone and uncreative joke about canadians i am triggered and i live in a city. lol i had to

Well....I'm Canadian and I enjoyed watching this it's funny and true🤣🤣🤣

@CaptBackwards

5 жыл бұрын

Well gee I'm sorry if you got so offended eh

Plot twist: The dog walker didn't even need to go into that building, but she went in anyway just to be polite to the guy who held the door open.

Honestly, telling my dad, a Bruins fan, that I was a Canadiens fan, was harder than telling him I was bisexual.

omg, that background song was a part of my elementary days, we used to play it every day like if the song was in your elementary days

@hangezoe9015

6 жыл бұрын

He came to my elementary school bahaha

@equwadis_isdejected8585

6 жыл бұрын

I’ve got Canada in my pocket

@sebbymemes8402

6 жыл бұрын

yea I like the song

@beanicolato8903

6 жыл бұрын

He came to my school in 5th grade :P

@blueuwu2388

6 жыл бұрын

Omg yessssssss

The food section couldn't be more true haha. Also, who else is a psychopath and puts ketchup on their KD?? xD

@alecoram7874

6 жыл бұрын

Only leftover KD

@iamnotaspambot9379

6 жыл бұрын

Me

@thomastherriault6199

6 жыл бұрын

Alec Oram - Yeah, only on leftover, which has been sitting on the stove for 12 hours, covered of course, with a plate since you can't find the lid to the saucepan in the cupboard. Also ever tried it with pork n beans and diced hotdog? Delish.

@Kiriuu

6 жыл бұрын

I used to but not anymore

@n3wbthatstuff

6 жыл бұрын

Leftover kd with ketchup is better than fresh

THE MONEY DOES SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP!

@kevinperron5767

5 жыл бұрын

True

@mr.catman6911

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jamesturbett3538

4 жыл бұрын

It does.

@jschuler53

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinperron5767 now that's weird

@michellerobin5461

3 жыл бұрын

True story.

From 4:23 to 5:07 The Charley and The Chocolate Factory roll up the rim thing got me 😂😂😂

When someone says pouTIN I'm like WTF ITS POU------TEEEEEEEEEEEN

@tyblips

6 жыл бұрын

Flying Fart i say poutin. Fight me. Lol

@benoitlabrecque4513

6 жыл бұрын

Well... Technicaly, poutine is from quebec, and the actual pronounciation is more like pouTIN then pouTEEN. Calling it pouTEEN is like if in french we called hot-dogs hot-doges, so it sound more french. Wouldn't be wrong per say, but nor would it be the "good" pronounciation.

@rdhillon1439

6 жыл бұрын

IKKKK

@kimpbay

5 жыл бұрын

It is pronounced "poutin" I'm going insane living where they pronounce it "pouteen"

@tomkelly8827

5 жыл бұрын

It's a Quebec thing, Putin is the proper way to say it

I'm Canadian..and sadly, most of this is...pretty accurate...haha

1:27 THANK YOU GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN

“He’s got the cup!” “Run Charlie run!” I died 😂

I've done step one so many times and it's the most embarrassing thing ever. Once you start, it's too late to just leave because you dug yourself in that situation. The other person thinks you're a creep too, but it's also impolite to leave once you start.

@MsColdCanada

7 жыл бұрын

What about the eight people walking slightly faster than the person you began holding the door for? Next thing you know you're the unofficial "doorperson" for incoming and outgoing traffic. Once, after I was stuck on a door for two dozen or more people, a nice guy on his way out took over for me so I could finally go in.

@REDHOTTIE2004

6 жыл бұрын

NCR Rangers yeah, it's awkward on both sides, too. Whenever someone holds the door for me, I feel the need to speed up.

@lovatojonasfan1

6 жыл бұрын

Just had that happen today. I saw a girl a couple hundred feet away and held the door open for her. Pretty sure I had a derp face...

@nickleach8589

6 жыл бұрын

MsColdCanada Thats usually how it goes lol until everyone has left XD happens everyday at work lol

@pradpradprad1

6 жыл бұрын

thank you brothers... when i see people holding doors for me... i feel humanity is still alive....

Can you guys please make some of these about the provinces.

@falfal5995

6 жыл бұрын

Patric Nielsen they should do Québec first

@sammeldershaw

5 жыл бұрын

omg yes!

@ltmundy1164

4 жыл бұрын

@@falfal5995: facepalm...

The bit on not liking hockey and saying it to your dad is very true. That was a hard day for me as a kid, I think it broke his heart.

This is hilarious ! 😂😂😂 And 100% accurate I'm so proud to be a Canadian ! 🇨🇦💙👍👍 And pass me another beer please !

@tysmithramirez3583

4 жыл бұрын

Me too where ya from lol

That rim was already rolled up. This is a sham.

@candie1230

7 жыл бұрын

Charmanderaznable well it's not like they could have the prize that I usually get, you know the one where you've won the chance to play again!!! I ALWAYS get that one!!!

@erikamaclean4230

7 жыл бұрын

Charmanderaznable so true! If it was a true virgin cup he should have broken his fingernails rolling the rim

@stephss

7 жыл бұрын

Charmanderaznable we can spot a spoiled cup from 3 meters away.

@eelieass

7 жыл бұрын

I was expecting him to roll the French end up first...

@KaylaWestportfolio

7 жыл бұрын

Yea the true contest is rolled up french side first and reading ganger!!

I really hope those hunters cleaned up their beer cans.

@catarmour375

6 жыл бұрын

23Amulree in Canada that doesn't happen hunting

@ant-1382

5 жыл бұрын

probably not! But there is a whole sub culture of people who go looking for them. They won't be there long! LOL

“canada in my pocket” is a classic song, every single canadian has sung this at least 8 times

all of us in the grocery store” i’m just gonna sneak right past ya”

You missed the snow

@darkassassin5660

5 жыл бұрын

The Gay Awakening bruh Saskatchewan in the winter has a fuckin blizzard every week. SO MUCH SNOW!

@eunac3037

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkassassin5660 I wish I lived there. Vancouver is just pure rain and it sucks.

ROP UP THE RIM TO WIN EH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 I love being Canadian.

@lanidelgado7428

5 жыл бұрын

spiritual strawberry it’s roll up the rim

@kevinperron5767

5 жыл бұрын

We dont really say eh tho its more like a stereotype

@joshbuchanan8541

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinperron5767 we absolutely do say eh. Idk what backwards part of Canada you're from but we definitely say it.

@abesaint9288

4 жыл бұрын

We also say fuck off Americans and stop being dicks

I’m Canadian and Ive never said chesterfield ever in my life. It’s a couch I also don’t get milk in a bag But this is funny

@kevinperron5767

5 жыл бұрын

Same but i do have milk bag

@MrBulshoy

4 жыл бұрын

Back in the 80s my grandparents called the couch the Chesterfield. I haven't heard anyone say that in a long long time.

I got a bike from the roll up 😁 love canada who else is from ontario

I wish I was Canadian SO MUCH right now.

@noahdembrowski4898

5 жыл бұрын

you'll enjoy it. you also, get to sing o canada in random places and nobody looks at you weird, like when i went to the states. i sang o canada and people are looking at me like "wtf" and some little kid asked me to say aboot. i did it just for the laughs but i still told everyone thats not how canadians say it, and that we also dont live in igloos.

@briannaragusa5620

5 жыл бұрын

It's a pretty nice place

@jondaigle3821

5 жыл бұрын

Grace Wooddell I’ll trade you for your US citizenship.

@carriepoitras3683

4 жыл бұрын

Why? It's freezing here. Snow seems to keep magically appearing on my driveway and you have Dunkin Donuts.

@aligamiles

4 жыл бұрын

Ya it’s fun and you get used to the snow

getting super confused when someone mentions middle school

@ColonelAstatine

5 жыл бұрын

Not entirely. We do have middle schools in some areas.

@kykytrif148

5 жыл бұрын

Yea we got middle schools here in Ontario I didn't know canada didn't have middle school in some areas huh..

@JeremyLevi

5 жыл бұрын

@@kykytrif148 Middle schools in Ontario are mostly just in the GTA and Ottawa region. No such thing in the rest of the province.

@Goober_gobbler

5 жыл бұрын

It matters how big your town or city it I think. My town use to have a middle school until the town got to small and now we have k-7 and 8-12 schools

@davidhood9712

5 жыл бұрын

In the GTA it’s mostly k-8 and 9-12

Going to Tim Hortons every day and say and saying “what” when some one says dunkin donuts

0:24- me holding the door for everyone at school

1:25 Haha, love the meta joke from the first How to be Canadian!

If only this was not so true...

@TheFunkyPyroMonkey

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph S I'm just so glad all of it is...

@11nogsar31

6 жыл бұрын

It really isn’t true at all

@beanicolato8903

6 жыл бұрын

11 Nogsar then you must not be Canadian

@justme-cc2oo

6 жыл бұрын

11 Nogsar it isn’t I’m Canadian I live in Canada Some of it is but most of it isn’t

@themememan5530

6 жыл бұрын

Lexi Butler yup

My favourite Canadian song is lets go to the mall by Robin Sparkles

I love how he said poutine correct

@kevinperron5767

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah wtf pouteeeeeen

We do NOT call them DonutHoles, we call them TIM-BITS, now I am the triggered city girl 😂

@cassidydeneau7076

6 жыл бұрын

Jewelz A Dude, everyone knows it's Timbits and not doughnut holes, I think the joke was that they're a trademarked brand so they couldn't actually say TimBits

Bags milk = east canada

@Alex-qn4hz

5 жыл бұрын

East Canada = best Canada

@grey2836

5 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-qn4hz well they do get all the equalization payments

@HMan2828

5 жыл бұрын

@@grey2836 While western Canada enjoys a measly 10% tax rate.

We’re not overly polite we’re just the right amount of polite

My dad eats KD for Deranged Psychopaths 😂😂 (I'm Canadian)

@mr.catman6911

4 жыл бұрын

Well your dad needs to be banished to where coffee crisps don’t exsist

Omg the “Roll up the rim to win” was too relatable

Oooooohhhhhhh Canada

@bobbiusshadow6985

7 жыл бұрын

...terre de nos aieux

@kelp_p

7 жыл бұрын

...ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux...

@slunalang

7 жыл бұрын

Ton front est ceint, de fleurons glorieux!

@inamib.9786

7 жыл бұрын

Car ton bras sait porter l'épée

@sandyfiliatraultdeschatele9050

7 жыл бұрын

Ton histoire est une épopée ...

The word hoser comes from back in the day when the losing team had to flood the ice with a hose. Hence the word "hoser"

@summerreed3688

3 жыл бұрын

Dang... that makes sense

@davidsouthey8898

2 жыл бұрын

As, an Australian, i wanted to know why Americans called Canadians, that as an insult.

2:40 Is soooooo truueeee, Each 2 minutes i had to do that when i was playing hockey with my friends!

@cindy846

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, when kids used to play outside... Good ol' days!

@abandonedchannel72929

3 жыл бұрын

@@cindy846 ok boomer

You missed the Tragically Hip!

PROUD TO BE CANADIAN!!!

*participate in Canada’s greatest constest* *has a roll up the rim coffee*

0:06 haven’t heard the song since fourth grade (while back) and I burst into song. Great!

haha awesome... god I love this Country.. Happy Canada Day boys

CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL "How to be a Canadian" video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/d6eAwbZ6lrTeeJs.html

@bobbiusshadow6985

7 жыл бұрын

CBC Comedy, happy b-day Canada

@igolower

7 жыл бұрын

CBC Comedy OHHHHHH CANADA!!!

DID YOU JUST CALL TIMBITS "DOUNTHOLES"

They were not wearing orange while huntin!

@horksmma

5 жыл бұрын

BlueToons And you dont have to in Canada

@anthonyminarik1962

3 жыл бұрын

Noah Payne depends where you live in Canada because in Ontario you need to

I am from Nanaimo and Idk what does the rest of Canada call "the bars of custardy goodness"

@laureneffler9157

5 жыл бұрын

lol im from victoria and i was wondering

@cdnmini7617

5 жыл бұрын

Nanaimo bars is what we call them in Manitoba.

@Alex-qn4hz

5 жыл бұрын

I am from Ontario, and I have not met a single person who knows what those things are called,

@tomkelly8827

5 жыл бұрын

I am from Ontario and we call them Nanaimo bars

@user-it2fr9cu8q

5 жыл бұрын

@@cdnmini7617 Same here in British Columbia

when people find out i'm canadian, they start asking me a whole bunch of questions. the one that has me dying is whether or not we live in igloos, or tame polar bears, or ride dogsleds every day.

@mortybot423

4 жыл бұрын

It really is annoying. "Weather's bad today eh?" "oh so your from Canada eh?" When someone says "eh" because your from Canada it's like the amount of times Americans say pass me a beer on the 4th of july

@mortybot423

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin stereotypes man

@user-qz5qy3xq5p

2 жыл бұрын

@@mortybot423 I'm from a small town up north and MOST stereotypes and true, not all.

His pronounciation of poutine is actually the better one.

“Dude were my molsons in there” funniest thing XD

2:37 happens to me all the time

Hey I was in this.

@Nicolewhite743

7 жыл бұрын

colin cook were you the Canadian?

@KaylaWestportfolio

7 жыл бұрын

isn't everyone a Canadian in this??

@2551987ezio

7 жыл бұрын

I was there when that dude got he's Timmy's coffee, I knew I felt potential within that cup

@hungsowlow8466

6 жыл бұрын

tats a pil' a shit ah

@wyattmueller4148

6 жыл бұрын

Aye guy!

the hockey on the road one was so accurate it sucked for me and my brothers growing up cars came by so OFTEN

For those who are wondering, this movie was made by a channel called ifht films.

You're lucky I sniped 3 goals tonight.

Wait a Montreal minute 😂 I’m from Montreal 🇨🇦

It's been five years and I still would like a part 3 eh? Please and thanks bahd

@littlecatfeet9064

Жыл бұрын

Sorry

ik its been like a year but please make more of these