"We know how to hate....strategically!" That pretty much sums us up. We're just as mean as the Americans, we're just more quiet about it.

@xGoodOldSmurfehx

5 жыл бұрын

naaah we can be tough and mean if we need to, the real difference between us and the americans is we know WHEN to it

@davemasur1359

5 жыл бұрын

xGoodOldSmurfehx $

@garnetsisler9249

4 жыл бұрын

@Ken Lompart And Garner Guy wonders why we don't like Americans.They cant even take a joke.

@declantulk5772

4 жыл бұрын

@@GamerGuy-dm4vz holy shit u sound dumb on American hockey teams there's canadians and Europeans all mixed if u look at the Olympics we have won gold slot more than any other country that's just cause it's a popular sport here and we have invented a lot of technology that is important, people like you give Americans a bad name and that's why people make fun of you guys

@bobsyouruncle66

4 жыл бұрын

Really!? We haven't spent decades overthrowing governments in other countries, installing puppet leaders to help corporations profit!We are nothing like the U.S.!

he sounds like he's being held at gun point through out the entire act it's bloody hilarious

@IDontGotThis

4 жыл бұрын

This comment made the experience twice as good

@thunderclanwarrior1253

3 жыл бұрын

He *looks* like he's being held at gunpoint, it's beautiful-

@chloelaberge8606

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like he's on happy drugs

@ourcolonel1685

Жыл бұрын

His voice always trails off. It's his signature move.

"you live in Quebec and you're a gardener; you work 3 months out of the year"

@azrafairy1265

3 жыл бұрын

That says everything

@bobrobert6277

3 жыл бұрын

plus 6 months of snow plowing that makes 9 months

@BobbyFischerQc

2 жыл бұрын

Tellement vrai, good set Mr Hotz

@Olivierdubois44

2 жыл бұрын

I'm Québécois and this hilarious

As a Canadian, let me say every word is true----and hilarious.

@KyleRuggles

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Ditto! Now more than ever! They're crazy!

@cybercat29

4 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I agree.

@kferr11

3 жыл бұрын

As an American I can promise you we think you Canadians are a joke. People who come to our country for better health care. People who use our military to defend you. You may think we're assholes. But we're the assholes who make it safe for you to be "the cool country" who only care about hockey and HGTV.

@adwoa590

3 жыл бұрын

kferr11 Lmao found an angry ‘murican🤣🤣

@patrickmulroney9452

3 жыл бұрын

@@kferr11 better health care lollllllllllllll

He knows his own jokes but still laughs his ass off , u gotta love him

@LanternOfLiberty

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's called "pot"...🤔

@larrysmith5439

3 жыл бұрын

@@LanternOfLiberty lol very true but it makes it funnier

I once saw Eugene Levy shopping at the old Beverly Center mall in West Hollywood/Santa Monica. I asked him how his Canadian modesty helped him in hollywood. He said something like, "if no one knows who you are, they'll underestimate you." He then grinned and continued shopping.

He just described my day to day at 1:50 This guy gets Canada.

@Ryanchopper12

7 жыл бұрын

lmao, that's my day to day thing too xD, gotta love Canada.

I'm an American, and I approve this message.

@darrenmcgovern1969

4 жыл бұрын

Aw. Thanks, feel free to make fu of Canada

@tannerrichestudios9534

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a Canadian, and I approve this American.

@markdemell3717

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a,Quebecois ,Anglophone,bilingual, Native ,French ,Irish ,German ,Canadian and I think your funny.Hahaha.

@bealightinthedarkness9986

Жыл бұрын

Same. 🇺🇲

@earnesta.brooks7123

7 ай бұрын

I'm a Canadian and this is one of the funniest comedians I can think of. I would like to see him in person. I grew up near the Maine border. My mother wouldn't not cross over into the US. We saw a lot of USA deer hunters, no respect for private property or Canadian laws. I tracked my family back to the mid-eastern USA in about 1774. Then crossed into New Brunswick and settled in the upper marimichi river area , on a homestead in 1818. Family sold out in about 1952 or so, my father's father died without a will, but with a relatively young family of boys. My father was the oldest but at war and just getting out. His mother had to take over the farm and had about 6 teenage boys. A lack of education and a lawyer left them without much help. A large corporation bought it up. The war did not help.

This guy is awesome. I've always loved Jeremy Hotz...the more miserable he gets, the better!

@endertron3603

5 жыл бұрын

i feel like you could have phrased the last part a bit better.

@traceylennon1204

5 жыл бұрын

I remember him from years ago..he had me doubled over in pain from laughing too hard!!!

@puntacanaman1

4 жыл бұрын

@@endertron3603 I think you missed the joke- Hotz always refers to everything as miserable or horrible. I believe his one tour was "What a Miserable Tour This Is".

@brianortiz2969

2 жыл бұрын

😂

"I'm standing alone, Buford. Who are you looking at?". That joke made me laugh probably harder than it should have.

As a Canadian I absolutely died watching this!!! So true!!! And growing up in Ottawa it’s so true. You get like 3 months good weather

@aboveaverageazzuen2684

Ай бұрын

Come to Kingston.... You get three days of good weather

I'm a gardener I do work three months out of the year lol what a country..

Jeremy Hotz's delivery of jokes is just great!

@traceylennon1204

5 жыл бұрын

YES!! @Andrew Bell

Jeremy Hotz actually has dual Canadian and American Citizenship and lives in the U.S..

@frozonesmixtape2740

8 жыл бұрын

ok?

@studinthemaking

8 жыл бұрын

Those Canada are a sneaky bunch.

@osamabinladen9274

6 жыл бұрын

+OceanBlue Wow! You really get around with your trolling Oceanblue. Did a Canadian touch your no-no place without your permission or something? You really need to see someone. Jealousy will eat you up inside.

@jennagoode6818

3 жыл бұрын

He grew up in Ottawa Ontario.... as did Mike McDonald

Can't believe I've never heard of this guy, he's great 😂

I'm an American. This guy is hilarious! For some reason, he kind of reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. He's (Jeremy) aboot the funniest guy I've ever heard. Thanks, Canada, for Jim Carrey, Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, and all the other great talents you folks have been kind enough to share with us in the US.

@darrenmcgovern1969

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Please feel free to make fun of us also.

@standardofexcellence

2 жыл бұрын

Bret Hart

@2Sugarbears

10 ай бұрын

@@darrenmcgovern1969 They do.

Taking my lumps here as an American. Well done. BTW We love "ya'll" up there. Oh and thanks for Hockey!

@devilsoffspring5519

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the 100+ million dollar fancy new stealth fighter jets! Oh wait, we can't really afford them. Oh well, thanks for the next half century of our national debt :)

Anyone who takes a comedians material as reason to start an argument is an idiot. Be a normal level headed American and just laugh at the jokes. They're jokes. If we can't laugh at ourselves then what's the point.

@traceylennon1204

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!! @ M C A

@Titan-sv8go

4 жыл бұрын

if not the point is that he’s right .

@saulmarinoni1274

3 жыл бұрын

Im american, & loved it. Funny:) longtime fan of Jeremy Hotz

@markdemell3717

3 жыл бұрын

You are an American that is like a Canadian ? Minnesotans are very Canadian like.

@spacenerd9499

7 ай бұрын

As an American, I found this hilarious! 😂

I'm not entirely sure why, but the guy's delivery is a riot! I've never heard anyone like him!

Every day I think about retiring so I can get up and just stand there so I don't upset anybody. That's my dream.

An English guy told me once " you never go to far when dealing with the silent one in a classroom, Canadians are the silent one in the classroom that is the American continent ". After reading what Canadians did in both world wars ( to the point major changes had to made in the post war updates of the geneva convention ) and the prowess of some of them, i agreed 100%.

@carmenbrown3437

6 ай бұрын

Possibly.

This guy's stage persona is fucking awesome. Making anxiety entertaining again :)

I'm american and this guy is hilarious! SPOT ON!

Jeremy Hotz is one of my favorite comedians. Love this guy, he continues to make me laff no matter how many tymez I see his stand-up. Been enjoying his act for a number of years now & he just keeps it going. Missed his show last year at Yuk Yuks in London On, & it pisses me off that every tyme I watch him on tv or on youtube, I think that I could of seen him live. Maybe next tyme. Sean Collins is another of favorites as well

@floffy3905

2 жыл бұрын

laff

I’m American and I found this hilarious!

When you get bullied by your little brother, that's right I'm talking to you Canada! (but everything he said in this was accurate and hilarious about America)

@robertcarson3116

2 жыл бұрын

How was it accurate lol??

I love this guy. Watch the same thing over and over again.

I rememeber this when it aired years ago lol. I would LOVE to hear what he thinks currently about the US

@saulmarinoni1274

3 жыл бұрын

about as much as he should Trudeau

Okay it's not rocket science, people. If you don't like him, don't listen to/watch his stuff. I dont like Dane Cook but I dont troll his videos and make snarky comments. I saw Jeremy Hotz live here in Calgary and he makes fun of anyone and everyone, most of all he makes fun of himself. If you can't relax and have a laugh at yourself once in a while, don't try to ruin it for those of us who can.

@dalepeto9620

8 жыл бұрын

We don't have to make America great "Again" . America is great and will always be great.

@BabyBalrog_RJTC

7 жыл бұрын

Dale Peto Yeeeeeaaaaaah in the next couple weeks that might change

@ransom182

5 жыл бұрын

R.J.Kjeldgaard SOCILAIST!!!

@ransom182

4 жыл бұрын

@Samuel Fewer MARXISUSTTT!!!

@markcardenas4354

4 жыл бұрын

Who the hell doesn't like Sir Mr. Cook?

I'm American and this was HALARIOUS!

Pure GENIUS! Omg!

Jeremy Hotz is so underrated. I wish more people would watch his comedy.

I can't believe some of these comments - people, it's COMEDY! - every comedian has his or her schtick or gimmick - this is his - it's not a Canadian vs. U.S. thing - it's his schtick - the same with his hand to his eye - don't get all concerned about it - it's his thing and it's very original - terrific comdian! - one of the best -

The funny thing is, I'm an American, yet I am laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks. XD As an American, I apologize for the defensive Americans who are attacking people in the comments.

@spacenerd9499

7 ай бұрын

I'm with you!

My favourite is the bit about the pilgrims, they actually did look like idiots with the belts and buckles this guy is my go to when I need a good laugh.

its awesome!!!

OMG! I just noticed I wasn't subscribed to your channel. Tsk Tsk! This is my favourite bit I believe except for seeing you & your "peeps"😆 at Your festival at JFL. Forget the year (Brain Injury, memory is CRAP)

Americans and Canadians are the best of Allies all the making fun that goes both ways we are proud to call you guys our brother in arms !

I would like citation on exactly how high this man was during his performance.

@owenaraujo

5 жыл бұрын

Drunk

@cammcgrath7012

9 ай бұрын

Neither. He has social anxiety

Oh I like him, he’s funny but he sound like he’s on the verge of tears. Like at any moment he might Start sobbing. Other than that 10/10.

@asdkotable

4 жыл бұрын

Idk I think that's part of what makes him funny. It's like he's reallllly miserable.

@gayle7989

3 жыл бұрын

Because of that 10/10, you mean

@sluttyMapleSyrup

2 жыл бұрын

Literally his whole schtick

This man is gold.

I think he might have something in his right eye...Other than his hand.

It's true about the strategic hate. I instinctively apologize even if someone else is in the wrong and bumps into me or does something else that signifies their poor awareness. I apologize then and there, and acknowledge their apology if they offer it, but then 2 seconds later I am rolling my eyes and saying "dumbass" or "asshole" under my breath

I remember watching this guy as a kid on just for laughs. Oh how time flies

Funny guy, I can't believe I didn't know about this guy! Come to Texas!! :)

This is the best stand-up I've ever watched, and I've watched a lot.

Omg dont take a drink and watch, I almost choked cause I laughed at the “donuts” part!

2:00 is so true.

As a texan, I can determine we are all yahoots (lots of Texans do dress in cowboy attire, but all of us say y'all)

Holy shit, that guy is stoned out of his mind.

He looks like he's about to just crack up laughing at any given moment.

He's great! Very funny man.

Kindess is considered strength to one and weakness to another.

Actually, Canadian soldiers liberated the Dutch in 1944/45. We Dutch will never forget.

This Guy is So Funny because it's So True. I am from OZ. They still think it's 1800's. As for Texas . My cousins moved to there. I won't visit them. People walking around in Cowboy Boots & Guns hanging off them in Shopping Malls. No Thanks. How fucking Mental is that.

@robert5755

Ай бұрын

ooh poor baby

all i heard was “maple syrup and moose’s and i like to walk around in the cold”

So funny. Never fails to impress me

WOW! They got great audio equipment on the audience so you would think THEY were on-stage! 😵

I forgot about that information. Thanks. c:

Girl sitting next to the landscaper/gardener.....DAMN.

@NobleNemesis

8 жыл бұрын

+Venkman007 Right? haha

@dalepeto9620

8 жыл бұрын

Landscaper worst job in the world

@brianortiz2969

6 жыл бұрын

Venkman007 beautiful girl

This guy is the best entertainment

You know I hate how every other comment is about how the U.S. is better then Canada, then someone calling them out on how stupid that is. How about we're both decent countries, with a mixture of good and bad people and highs and lows. There's no reason why this needs to be a competition. -.-

@wspycher1006

9 жыл бұрын

You are absolutely right it isn't a competition. Canada is better plain and simple

Never seen a Canadian comedian mock the USA before, well they do it all the time to us so no need to apologize here:)

@andrewklan8371

7 жыл бұрын

Canada2760 there is no need... but you are Canadian

@Canada2760

7 жыл бұрын

That's right, sorry aboot that eh?

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5 жыл бұрын

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5 жыл бұрын

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@koffiecake

3 жыл бұрын

Canadians are awesome even if they hate America lmao

this guy cracks me up.talk about laughing to death.

Canada wasn't a country until 1867, but the Thanksgiving Canada celebrates was started in 1578. :)

@DistantVision85

4 жыл бұрын

Someone in a comment above you says the US started their Thanksgiving holiday in 1863.. 🤔

@pendraco2000

4 жыл бұрын

the US wasn't united till 1865 :P they were just "the States"

@nekro5342

4 жыл бұрын

@Brandi Bohannon we're still governed in theory by the UK. Our leader is the governor general but the prime minister does the real work.

@dreadfog

4 жыл бұрын

Brandi Bohannon Ignorance is abundant in America. The status of "Canadian citizen" was first created under the Immigration Act, 1910,[5] which included anyone who was: a person born in Canada who had not become an alien; a British subject possessing Canadian domicile;

@dreadfog

4 жыл бұрын

Brandi Bohannon Someday you’ll be correct about something.Canada obtained full autonomy when the UK Parliament passed the Canada Act 1982 in 1982. This granted full sovereignty to Canada, and so marks the date at which Canada became truly independent.

That whole bit about strategic hate, absolutely true. Reduces conflict a LOT. xD

I'm Canadian and Everything that was said there is so true

i was mostly laughing because this guy is so close to laughing the entire time omg xD

Haha spot on! We're venturing into Pluto and Venus very soon and plan on claiming Canada by 2025.

I'm only half-Canadian and this IS hilarious!

I know!!!! Youre so right.

We know how to hate.....strategically. Lol.

This guy is hilarious!!!

I’m am American. He is being Very kind.

Going to see him on March 2 in Ottawa Canada. Can't wait!!

Wow turned an innocent comedy video into a debate. So proud of you guys, from Australia.

POG

So true! So funny!😊

@1stJRjackass Yeah I love this whole bit..so true!..haha.. Your very welcome..have a wonderful weekend ♥ ♥

it's funny how americans don't realize how much shit us canadians say about them when we're with other canadians

@larrysmith5439

3 жыл бұрын

I'm American. We don't mouth Canadians cause, well we r lazy and don't knw much about them...🤣🤣

@larrysmith5439

3 жыл бұрын

And ur so dam nice..

@koffiecake

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Canadians are still nice and good people but there was a rumour that Canadians talked about people behind their backs, which is not true because Canadians are nice

I'm American and I don't know if he was insulting us completing us or both

@gra6649

4 жыл бұрын

I think you have just proved his point.

@markcardenas4354

4 жыл бұрын

@@gra6649 you're the one commenting to a guy that commented 2 years ago sweet cheeks

@gra6649

4 жыл бұрын

@@markcardenas4354 So I'm a little late, sue me.

@goldengreen7763

3 жыл бұрын

@@gra6649 Better late than never 😉

@koffiecake

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know at this point

bahhaah! love it!

How'd i miss this guy, shit.

LMFAO thats so true i was at the gym a few days ago, guy was being a prick to me for no reason and as he left this other guy was like "what a fuckin asshole"

Remember when we used to be able to play hockey, outside?

I think I wanna move to Canada xD

I LOVE how he asks the audience questions during his act and improvises funny shit based on what they say!!

1:49 How can he make THAT seem so damn funny?! Holy crap!

Tim's !!!! 🥰🥰🥰

That's hilarious!

Canada is more like USA then USA to canada you do everything like us but more polite and better in every way except military

@tybooskie

8 жыл бұрын

+Aaron Coleman Not food. I like Krispy Kreme but I am biased because I live near the headquarters. I used to live across the street from the factory.

@robertlongwill8856

8 жыл бұрын

Erin Coleman I got news for you yes your military is bigger then Canada's but we are better trained then your soldiers if I'm going to war I'm not taking the USA I'm taking the United Kingdom therefore I have very little chance of being killed by Friendly Fire like your country does all the time now go crawl under that rock

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@kjeezy2990

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Coleman your military tech is better...Canadian armed forces are trained better.

@NatandGeorge

5 жыл бұрын

& Canadians understand how to write & speak ENGLISH. . .

This guy is hilarious 😆

@robert5755

Ай бұрын

as an american i am so offended lol

This guy is hilarious.

You're hilarious, thank you! I love being half and half! You should see the look on my buds faces when I try to convince them that immigrants aren't first pics when marrying or having parents who aren't from here just isn't the same 'cause it ain't.... And if they don't like it they can......

@Stamkos60 Here here!!! And don't forget Edmonton.......Edmonton. I can't think of anything right now but there's a mall here.

I'M JUST TROLLING! DID YOU NOT SEE THAT?!? LMAO!!!

Im not Canadian, but I love Letterkenny

Buckles you say!

hilarious 😂

One n' done.