"Why would you say I have a horrible theory without checking with me first?" Seriously.

@CrazyCircles1

6 жыл бұрын

yeah, but.... whats your social security number though?!

@ThexInsidexMan

6 жыл бұрын

you say that like we don't have an "elected" government that consistently bases its policy decisions over the last 100 years on a long list of terrible notions unworthy of the term "theory". If anything, that ignorant sports host was being American as fuck.

@ancogaming

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, that was really funny! As a German, I don't usually interfere when it comes to US American politics, but a guy can have a laugh, right?

@ThexInsidexMan

6 жыл бұрын

haha by all means enjoy it. When you step into a muddy puddle, someone else may as well find a laugh from your misfortune...

@EntertainTheIdea

6 жыл бұрын

youre an accessory comment. youre worn by the real comment and u think youre important.

Quite possibly the most authentic person I've ever heard.

@dibidus6080

6 жыл бұрын

Interesting you'd say that since in all of these clips he's basically still in his comedian character/persona :D

@grantisshananaa4906

6 жыл бұрын

George Carlin died as a really unknown comic? wtf are you talking about lmao

@Dan-km1zs

6 жыл бұрын

MrKalashnik0va Unknown maybe if you were born past 2005 lol

@davidharden7575

6 жыл бұрын

he is the best! Greg Giraldo was better but Greg is dead. Love Bill Burr

@benjamincox4211

6 жыл бұрын

MrKalashnik0va I notice a lot of similarities in them how they can talk about nothing and make you reconsider your whole stance on it. The main difference is their delivery

Whoa, that makes me respect him even more. not that he gives a shit about my respect

@ams914

6 жыл бұрын

That's why you respect him LOL.

@NARKISDUDE

6 жыл бұрын

aaahh, thanks john, that's sweet.

@boltspeedman21

6 жыл бұрын

NARKISDUDE... LMAO. Exactly!!!! now your getting it

@jester7028

6 жыл бұрын

This is the epitome of KZread comments. Narkisdude says bills cool and then some anonymous troll named Joe Doe, which is super original for an anonymous name by the way, just needs to say something to makes us realize his parents wished they didnt just practice the pull out method.

@NARKISDUDE

6 жыл бұрын

LOL so he's on my team in a sense.

"You were too worried about this matching this, now look at you" I died

@demef758

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine how much time he has to spend on that POS hairdo every morning. I can't imagine looking in the mirror, seeing that tangled mess of hair, and thinking "perfect!"

That last one, LOL. She tried to get him tied up in a feud, and failed. He's an escape artist (psychological).

@DUTYcallsMRswift

6 жыл бұрын

oh thanks for clarification. i thought you meant physically!

@ArepawithCheese

6 жыл бұрын

Your comment made my day.

@verypoliticalhonkey2666

6 жыл бұрын

I guess it comes with dealing with Nia all the time.

@Kadulikan

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't "escape", he went head-on and gave his genuine opinion. It's just that his genuine opinion completely killed that loaded question.

@Its_Lu_Bu

3 жыл бұрын

that chick's level of vindication shot through the roof when he said that... women can be funny, but I bet she's not

Chick at the end didn't even realize she was getting messed with.

@boba___

5 жыл бұрын

Ceroki No, I think she was just cool with it and took a joke without being offended. It's just you expecting to see her offended right away, but she wasn't, nothing more..

@efisgpr

5 жыл бұрын

@@boba___ She is obviously a cokehead

@zacharymenking4566

5 жыл бұрын

@@boba___ eh, maybe. She looked irritated at first but then Bill hit a home run and she had no room to bitch.

@Ndasuunye

4 жыл бұрын

also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?

@wefoss1

4 жыл бұрын

Laughing like a horseface!

That last one is gold. Trying to make it a boy vs girl whatever. Burr said it best - it doesnt matter. If youre funny, youre funny.

@Ndasuunye

4 жыл бұрын

also tried to make it a race thing. "I'm an entreprenuer, I'm white" WTF was that?

@aczeartk7032

4 жыл бұрын

Remember the boy Vs. Girl period in middle school? Apparently that stuck around.....

@Ndasuunye

4 жыл бұрын

@@aczeartk7032 wth is that? Never heard of it

@CoyLion

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ndasuunye I think they're talking about when little kids are uncomfortable with the opposite sex, so they say stuff like "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

@aczeartk7032

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ndasuunye Seriously?

This is it, this right here is why he's my favorite comedian

@Blood0cean

6 жыл бұрын

Marc Alcatraz ur favourite comedian has taken his essence of funny from patrice o neal.

@Sam-pv1hz

6 жыл бұрын

Blood0cean So? He's also naturally funny and tells different stories and has different views than Patrice. It's not like he's ripping off jokes, so why do you care if the style is similar?

@Blood0cean

6 жыл бұрын

patrice is original and better at it.... its like watching any above avg black comic in the 80s after the eddie boom.

@Gauraveternal

6 жыл бұрын

Blood0cean He's funny, witty and entertains you to the core..does your life have any other purpose than talking shit?

@fennecinspace

6 жыл бұрын

i never found patrice funny he exaggerated so much ..

"Eh, are ya good at Math, do you like apples?" Funny as fuck.

No, That's a good will hunting question I've answered for 15 years, are you good at math d'ya like apples? 😁

@GodWithoutTheOD

6 жыл бұрын

My boys wicked smaaht

@kakinator2365

5 жыл бұрын

It's a 1 year old comment lmfaoooo y u git trigd

@wrightvcx2249

5 жыл бұрын

hmm

@therealoneeighth

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't like the sound of dem apples, Will. Whadda we gonna do?" "Applesauce, bitch"

@minigiganten

4 жыл бұрын

Its not your fault

"Yeah, I wasn't a cop." "What were you then?" "I was a piece of shit." God Bless you Bill.

Wish he would've put Colbert in his place during their sit down.

@Bubbles99718

6 жыл бұрын

Big Hush Yeah, colbert needed some tough love that night.

@jamesonjunky

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you're a snowflake

@adamo36532

6 жыл бұрын

What video are you talking about?

@Chiken1012

6 жыл бұрын

adamo36532 Bill Burr was recently on Colbert’s show and you could see how uncomfortable Colbert was during the whole thing because he doesn’t know how to handle Bill Burr.

@adamo36532

6 жыл бұрын

Yes but if you look at his comment it is from 3 months ago

"Just do what you want to do, and hopefully people respond to it." Best life advice ever.

The feminist chick didn't even realize it until 2 second after he'd killed her

@MrDillon744

4 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure Bills response was exactly what she was looking for. She seemed to be enjoying the rant, idk if you watched the full clip.

@MrDillon744

4 жыл бұрын

@@caramia6681 What? alls I was saying is they appear to be on the same side and she's just playing devils advocate.

@StarboyXL9

4 жыл бұрын

@@caramia6681 I find it amusing how she qualifies all men who say the simple truth that women can't be funny without making it sexual as "angry". What she really wanted to call them was "incels". Typical thot. Nothing but shaming language. Words are magic spells to women.

@irishpanic

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrDillon744 that wasn't the reaction she wanted. She looked really awkward towards the end of the interview. She came in there with an agenda. Obvious feminist. Bill told her the truth which isn't what she wanted to hear

@MrDillon744

4 жыл бұрын

@@irishpanic Have you ever seen an "obviously feminist" just stand there and nod with a smile, during something like that? If she was trying to virtue signal then it was a really weak attempt.

"I'm not an athlete. I'm not gonna blow an Achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore." Fucking amazing comeback.

Leave it to bill burr to call a woman stupid by saying “look at how beautiful you are”

@darkartsdabbler2407

4 жыл бұрын

Weston Anderson his point was that as a beautiful woman she should understand that there are lots of creepy people out there and that's why he doesn't want to give out information. He wasn't calling her stupid, pay attention

@kishinslayer2228

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkartsdabbler2407 but he was also making her look like an idiot by pointing out the fact she completely forgot the most basic rule of the internet, so i'd say he's still calling her a fucking idiot lol

@HAMlLTON

4 жыл бұрын

Kishin Slayer nice, you get it

@dsfs17987

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkartsdabbler2407 there is a theory that beautiful women don't need to be smart to get by in life, the better they look, the less effort they need to put in (apart from maintaining said looks) to achieve their goals, the tone Bill said that to her was basically - shut up stupid! and there was more along the same line later in that interview, it didn't stop at that one question from her, so yes, Bills comment was definitely about her intelligence

@latenightthinker4737

4 жыл бұрын

@@dsfs17987 lol, that's not a theory. That's a fact.

"the one comedy line that is working is me shitting on this chair.. WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME??!" lmao

Bill Burr restores my faith in humanity

Can women be funny? *punches him with the microphone*

@karanabrol4487

6 жыл бұрын

ThePotatusMan well in her defense...it was funny

@martinet1985

6 жыл бұрын

ThePotatusMan how the fuck do you make comments in bold??? That's all I want to know!

@littlebighead15

6 жыл бұрын

Marcin **bold**

@dzeliongurung3218

6 жыл бұрын

Marcin Use asterisks(*), one before the word or sentence you want to make bold and the other after it. **asterisks** makes my 'bold' *bold* .

@williammcskilliam5874

6 жыл бұрын

if i remember correctly, you use two of these _ to make _italics_

Starts out with "it's a bad theory". This will go well lol

This is why Bill is my favorite. He’s not being a comedian, it’s simply just the way he is

I love how Bill Burr does everything on his own terms. Every interview I've ever seen with him has him sneaking away with control of the conversation. He's a genius.

"You didn't do your research. You were so worried about this matching this - and now look at you!" lol that was the best 3-second roast of a person.

Fer meee, this was a good video.

@___neil

6 жыл бұрын

IntensePeppers for meeeeeeeeee

@Abigpuppy

6 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna show this video to the *family back east*

@AKartashev

6 жыл бұрын

zip

@braydonmackenzie1942

6 жыл бұрын

that was some cold lotion

@Jejse17

6 жыл бұрын

I just feel like, for meeeeee...

AW MAN!!!! I FUKN LOST IT!!! when he said, blow out an Achilles and never write a joke again

@ThuggishDD

4 жыл бұрын

@JustinBieber yes it is, so does your name

"Just write your own jokes"

@soultouchers4425

3 жыл бұрын

Angry schumer noises*

“Yeah it was kinda a big show” Lol

This made my day

@chunky3086

4 жыл бұрын

Fax

Deals with every one of these crappy interviewers, under-researched, or just plain stupid questions and comments in exactly the right way- gotta love Bill! 👍🏻👍🏻

"Oh my God, I love you but I hate this set.". What an epic delivery.

1:30 her reaction to being called beautiful is honestly adorable lol

That last lady was a lost person.. unbelievably emotion driven, angry and utterly fake. That forced laugh about the 'dick or twat' comment gave me cringe cancer.

@HereForAStorm

6 жыл бұрын

Threepwoot ... embodied every SJW out there

@asupertramp948

6 жыл бұрын

Threepwoot The phrase "cringe cancer" is bad enough.

@thomasrainbow

6 жыл бұрын

SJWs are so insecure they feel they need to fight other people's wars because it makes them feel special inside.

@aienatu

6 жыл бұрын

Threepwoot my knob and balls have cancer now b/c of that twat.

@Threepwoot

6 жыл бұрын

watch some old Ronald Reagen speeches, should take care of it :)

Kristine Leahy's reaction when Bill says look at how beautiful you are 😂 1:30

0:43 bill trying so hard not to say "fuck". XD

Keep it simple

@billyhoyle9506

6 жыл бұрын

Count Yo money.

@MrBrooxy

6 жыл бұрын

Omar El Kaddouri thats what she said. oh jeezus i went there ...zing

@petersz

6 жыл бұрын

One of the best ones i saw. Keep it simple. , dont blow it , count ur money 🤣🤣

@furrane

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony, Billy and Omar, are you guys professional accountants or something ?

@anthonybenjamine3760

6 жыл бұрын

Furrane yes

Bill Burr is what all us repressed quiet dudes think we turn into when we're drunk haha. Love the dude, what I wouldn't give to have his level of wit.

@chriscontrarian552

2 жыл бұрын

I have his level of wit but it doesn't come to me until well after it's useful to have.

"Can women be funny?" "N- Yes, of course."

@Taylorkaraoke

3 жыл бұрын

nyeah. LOL

His honesty is so refreshing.

One of the funniest lines I have heard in a very long time. This chair should be in a museum for being the first prototype. This guys too funny.

That was badass

@natepippen4470

6 жыл бұрын

Miami 808 Got dat rite

This switching from interview to back to the other interview is giving me whiplash

" I'm an entrepreneur. I'm a Web person " . Yeah, right!!

@Jays_dead_cat

4 жыл бұрын

"i also have 6 cats with no man in my life because they are never good enough to reach my financial wage"

I love how you can see that "uuUUUuuUuUUgh" look on his face when that girl's complaining at the end.

i wish to god i could put the amount of passion into insane n crazed rants the way this man does. i really gotta change my entire thing now

I hate when they split the interviews. Youre not Tarantino .

@ThornRoseLM

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂😂

@44BlueFoxes

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThornRoseLM Did you read the comment in Bill's voice too? :'-D

@ThornRoseLM

4 жыл бұрын

Kel McGowan yeah😂😂

@parsadolatabadi3965

3 жыл бұрын

lol

He embodies the phrase "I do not suffer fools gladly" Every single goddamn time, he pulls them up on their bullshit and every single goddamn times it's priceless. Gotta love ol' Billy Ball bag

My only complaint... I wish it longer! Great vid

More please.

@lintottish

6 жыл бұрын

Abby Normal *MOAR*

luv Burr

The entire interview where Bill was trashing the chairs was hilarious. And my respect goes to the interviewer who let Bill do his thing without interrupting him.

"You were so worried about this matching this..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

dudes class love that show!

“Im not gonna blow out my achilles and not be able to write a joke anymore” lmao

@GB3770

4 жыл бұрын

classic - one line to show how stupid the original question was - boom!

That girl who asked "can women be funny" wasn't expecting a yes as an answer

He's not only funny but also amazingly smart. Comedians today are the ones who make sense out of this crazy world.

God the last clip... THANK YOU

I like how he plays himself in the mandalorian

@BiggerR10

3 жыл бұрын

He's in the Mandelorian? Maybe i should watch it. Is he is in it a lot or is it a small role?

@Nathan__A

3 жыл бұрын

Without giving too much away, he's in a couple of episodes. The show is definitely worth the watch. I definitely recommend watching it.

1:01 Are you good at math ? Do you like apples?

Being funny just comes natural for Bill Burr it's so organic, I love it

Bill is just incredible. just so naturally funny.

I always love an honest and deserved in your face attitude even when it's in my own face. What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. (Except for Herpes).

I've literally seen them all, and suddenly I get the biggest grin on my face again. Shocked that you left out the Conan interviews.

@bilalc4415

6 жыл бұрын

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ I don't think he owned Conan like he owned those twats!

@kingragnork

6 жыл бұрын

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ He and Conan actually get along and respect eachother. Conan is always having the best laughs with Bill in his show.

@dzt8396

6 жыл бұрын

Well, in that case. Where's the Jimmy Fallon and Bill Maher interviews?

@ancogaming

6 жыл бұрын

Oh no! There you said it. Conan. Now I have to go on another Bill Burr on Conan binge watching trip. See ya in an hour or two.

@kevincarrolljr9333

6 жыл бұрын

͝Λ̷͝ d ̷Z̷૯ ̟t̟ ƛ n

Bill Burr is a weird amalgam of rage and rational thought tied together with humor, bless his freckled scalp and may he go one roasting dummies for a long time.

One of the greatest comedians of all time. Period.

Lmao "do you like apples"

That was so satisfying.

@kennykash6089

6 жыл бұрын

Just like your mom.

i needed that. thanks for the laughs

I just love they way he says what he thinks and always stands by it

As an Aussie, I really enjoy listening to Bill. He has no verbal filter which is the same for any knock about Aussie. He would fit in well here.

@cybersteel8

Жыл бұрын

Idk man, maybe in the western suburbs but dudes near the water are trendy with their oats and avacado or whatever, Bill would laugh at them all the same!

What a fucking legend.

@natepippen4470

6 жыл бұрын

PoeticJustice05 🎤👌yepper

most underrated comedian of our generation! He is a preacher....

"Just do wtf you wanna do and hopefully people respond to it" the secret to success - Bill Burr 2017

“I’m an entrepreneur I’m a white person”

The 57 people who disliked this should be put through the fucking wall.

Bill Burr is my internal dialogue!

Thanks for the upload

Feminists are SO ANGRY! That chick at the end shoving her mic in his face aggressively! "Can women be funny?!" Bill had a WTF you jumping out at me like that, look on his face.

@darkartsdabbler2407

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing Left you're not smart

@pnewm10

3 жыл бұрын

Feminists will always be angry. They are insatiable in search of validation for their own unjustified behavior, under the guise of equality will demand all the privileges of being a man without the negatives because they are trying to pick and choose how they can live a life void of effort. However, it will never work.

@Cj-xt6tv

3 жыл бұрын

Dark Arts Dabbler why so salty?

@nothingleft3473

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkartsdabbler2407 And let me guess, you are with your gender studies and liberal arts degrees as you chastise every Starbucks customer that comes through your line?

Why the hell hasn't Kuby been on Better Call Saul yet? I really hope he makes an appearance, he was easily my favorite of the recurring minor characters.

@stevangonzalez5908

6 жыл бұрын

Robert Riter probably because he looks a lot older for a show that's supposed to be a prequel lol. then again all the other people have been on lol

Bro, I love this guy. I hope nothing ever happens to him

love this guy

Fuckin Legend !

He didn't stop a train in breaking bad that was the other ginger.

@drb2k

6 жыл бұрын

Todd!

@darkartsdabbler2407

4 жыл бұрын

No, Todd wasn't the one who stopped it

@rishis8489

2 жыл бұрын

Except he did. He was driving the truck and stopped it in the middle of the railroad tracks.

A breath of fresh if acidic air. :) Great piece about the chair. I've felt that way more often than I care to remember. It must surely be significant when people own chairs that cannot comfortably be sat in. Maybe they've heard sitting is the new smoking and want to discourage it?

My favorite comedian

That last girl had some psycho vibes going on

@tommyo2450

3 жыл бұрын

She was fucking nuts...

The last one was kinda just him destroying reddit keyboard warriors.

@MinnWasTaken

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? He was talking about the girl not the people she was talking about.

This guy bro ! One of a kind !!

hes so genuinely angry. I love him

Are you good at math, do you like apples? Toooooo good :D:D:D

2:22 when God asks you how did you do in earth?

@taylordrn3871

4 жыл бұрын

nice 🤣

“You were so worried about this matching this and now look at ya” XD

You have to love that guy!

is that guy on 2:30 richard louis brother

The thumbnail is Bill on Conan, which are always great. Glad to see there was not one that I missed where he 'owned' Conan. You should change the picture @uwho22

I wish they would've finished the last clip. He gave some of the best advice I've ever heard to any young comedian.

I never truly realized this after I saw that last clip. Did you notice that most of massive media interviewers tend to ask and say things like they were a child? 'He told me that I'm not funny >:(' 'He says that he's stronger than me' 'He says I'm not beautiful just because I'm fat'. I can't take away a picture of a child saying those things...

This video ended way too quickly!

"Can woman be funny?" He should've said "You're making me laugh right now."

He's got a bit of Bill Murray in him as he just points out the bullshit around him. Love it.

This guy is so authentic,i love it