“Now that fat guy is considered disabled because he can’t stop eating cookies” Lmfaooo

@lestermagoo

5 жыл бұрын

Well, if they're thin mints or samoas, I would have to agree. I can't control myself when my lady brings those home. Damn those Girl Scouts! Enablers! #mewantcookietoo

@SgtEaglefort

5 жыл бұрын

Your lady is an enabler and trying to kill you.

@SgtEaglefort

5 жыл бұрын

sometimes my fingers are faster than my brain :c

@matthewfon3649

5 жыл бұрын

Poor Andy having to sit through that

@chestbuster1987

5 жыл бұрын

That would make Huell unhappy

Usually comedians feed off of laughs. This guy feeds off of groans and silence. Legend.

@mrsir1489

4 жыл бұрын

Mario Costa well, he doesn’t feed off of it but he’ll go further for those laughs to get the to see the point or the joke. There has been many time where the room would be silent and he will ask “why is everybody so quiet?” I think he always asks that because most of the time that question alone gets some decent amount of laughing but he does get pretty nervous at time when no one laughs but i think he’s definitely way more confident about it now than he was in the past

@Raskolnikovvvvvv

4 жыл бұрын

That is a great comment. Agree.

@viggo8213

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seennhim in Philly

@mariocosta1451

4 жыл бұрын

Is Egg haha Ya that was crazy!

@leandre8896

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariocosta1451 What happened in Philly?

“He was so fat, I was next to him AND behind him” Such a vivid image and we’ve all been there

@adamseward3567

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone else picture Fat Bastard from Austin Powers during this?

@Slashco

3 жыл бұрын

I was on a plane once, and the seat next to me was empty. Then just before they close the doors, the biggest fattest guy gets on and takes that seat. That was not a fun flight.

@Nefilum

2 жыл бұрын

We don't all live in the States

@Huntermyth

2 жыл бұрын

worst part is, if you complain like a tinsy tiny bit, they will bombard you with a gazillion excuses for being that fat. smh.

@vihockeyguy1

2 жыл бұрын

@@Huntermyth as if it’s simply not humanly possible to control your weight. Which is why you see just as man morbidly obese people in North Korea and poor African countries as you do in the US

Bill just effortlessly did a 7 and a half minute set.

@ramsesf.7956

2 жыл бұрын

That's the way he does stand up, he doesn't write his jokes, pure improvisation.

@BrawndoQC

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramsesf.7956 Dude he does rehearse and try bits. Conan loves Bill so much that he must be calling him to come and practice bits with his audience for a free show.

@Dezzyyx

2 жыл бұрын

​@@ramsesf.7956 I've binged all his specials and now YT clips, and I don't know if he did them here first or in the specials but it's a lot of the same material and some jokes are word for word

@Fireholder1

Жыл бұрын

That's literally what all his appearances on these kinds of shows is. It's practice for his specials.

@bouncecouncil

Жыл бұрын

@@Dezzyyx that’s what most great comedians do. It’s how they sell their acts. The material hits the talk show circuit, then the stage, then of course the hour long special

"It's not that she says that I'm a jerk. It's just the nerve to be surprised." ~ Bill Burr. That just killed me.

@gabomora2927

4 жыл бұрын

Tyrandus that was just pure gold

@bigeric1030

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve quoted those very sentences to my wife three or four times in the last month.

@Has_1990

4 жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

@tyrvs

4 жыл бұрын

myself ndi some women know the type of person their dating or marrying but don’t admit it or lie to themselves

@Has_1990

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyrvs That makes sense. Thank you

Shoutout to the one guy actually enjoying himself and laughing hard.

@inshrektorgadget1546

4 жыл бұрын

Sooo Conan?

@quick2bud

4 жыл бұрын

Listen with headphones, you cant not hear that hyenas laughter in the background.

@joelb2965

4 жыл бұрын

Conan.

@AngryJT

4 жыл бұрын

I think he just wanted to be able to hear himself when he watched it on tv/online.

@turritopsisrockola

4 жыл бұрын

I love you murray

I saw him in Sacramento in an outdoor venue, packed audience, in the middle of a joke a speeding motorcycle went by and it was so loud he had to stop and just goes “Wow that’s the first time I’ve ever been heckled by a Susuzki” and that immediate joke killed. He’s so great.

@tonyhess9552

3 жыл бұрын

Thunder Valley, 2018! That was my favorite joke of the night. Well, that and I've worked my whole career to play this parking lot :)

@DanielSilva-gf4kk

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Darling137

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonyhess9552 Likewise, I'm pretty sure I was at the TD Garden gig and he was f'ing great.

@cainpoe

2 жыл бұрын

@@mortymortal7 Darude sandstorm

@leperfectionist9274

2 жыл бұрын

@@mortymortal7 Susuzki is a brand of motorcycle

I absolutely love how Bill puts everyone in their place. Audience, celebs, hosts, etc and he always does in the right way. Bill is one of very few comedians who thrives off of negativity and a silent room is still as funny.

@ZoOnTheYT

2 жыл бұрын

If Bill Burr and Ricky Gervais did a double header, no one would survive.

@ARDG89

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZoOnTheYT who the f is Ricky gervais

@ZoOnTheYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@ARDG89 British comedian. Great stand up, but check his hosting the Golden Globes; absolute savage.

@GG-jiggles

2 жыл бұрын

@@ARDG89 he did the savage Jeff Epstein joke at the Golden Globes 💀

@charliebarker996

Жыл бұрын

How have you not heard of rocky Gervais?!?!?!

Bill Burr is the uncle everyone needs.

@lisaellis9749

4 жыл бұрын

Yep!

@yourMom-ic4wr

4 жыл бұрын

No Jack Black is😂

@DESTA.

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle Bill and uncle Joey. Name a better duo.

@hYBRYDcOBRA

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourMom-ic4wr Why not both?

@vhandarsh51

4 жыл бұрын

@@DESTA. Joey who ??

Americans should be proud to have Bill, he’s a legend.

@TheMinneapolisMan

5 жыл бұрын

We are

@jeanlubin9878

5 жыл бұрын

Trust me. We are and I one learned a lot from him. The man is brutally honest.

@YOUR_neighbor25

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Gannon we are you son of a bitch

@Alex_1729

5 жыл бұрын

@@YOUR_neighbor25 tf is your problem?

@sajpaj67

5 жыл бұрын

@@YOUR_neighbor25 Jesus lol calm down there

The tuna fish sandwich thing really floored Conan.

@jlsandoval90

2 жыл бұрын

It floored me too 😂

@abc456f

2 жыл бұрын

Had me in tears. And I love how Conan genuinely finds him hysterical.

@Commander_Cat

2 жыл бұрын

It was so abstract

@TheTehrancarroll

2 жыл бұрын

i was gonna say.......he usually cackles....throw his head back...claps the hands... very demonstrative...but this was a deep...paralyzing laugh....so deep it hurt your stomach...and you can barely make a sound laugh.....Burr was on fire...Conan gets like that for Norm Macdonald sometimes....

"Its Tony Tuesday!" LMAO

@SuperbikeDiscovery

2 жыл бұрын

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@ArielGonzalez1

2 жыл бұрын

that line is really good hahahahhahahahah

This is just Bill Burr’s therapy session and we get to watch.

@lolgamez9171

4 жыл бұрын

I would love to be Burr's therapist.

@eddiefying9464

4 жыл бұрын

I was trying to understand why this was so funny - this is the perfect explanation

@MrNobbless

4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much what his last special was. Seriosuly, if you like these jokes go watch Paper Tiger.

@KB-nz6bv

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

"I was literally next to him AND behind him" 🤣🤣🤣

@noluthando6757

4 жыл бұрын

I’m still trying to visualize this

@coolcat6303

4 жыл бұрын

“You’re like Quint, in Jaws, sliding down the boat” 🦈🎣🛥

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget how heroic and disabled he was :D

@ahmedabdelsamad9816

4 жыл бұрын

I died

@LuckyNumber48

4 жыл бұрын

That got me good

"it's not that she says I'm a jerk....it's just the nerve to be surprised!!" -Bill Burr

@brandonlang6405

Жыл бұрын

Easily the best joke of this interview... Burr just has it. Absolutely brilliant!

"Even if they're murdering people, its somehow our fault" LOL

@mrchoon2010

2 жыл бұрын

Right! It's your fault! You and your patriarchy drove women to do these things!

@anmolsekhon3545

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrchoon2010 you are proving his point😂😂😂

@mrchoon2010

2 жыл бұрын

@@anmolsekhon3545 And you're proving mine

@anmolsekhon3545

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrchoon2010 there is no point in your comment.

@mrchoon2010

2 жыл бұрын

@@anmolsekhon3545 So what's the point in yours?

“It’s not that she says I’m a jerk, it’s just..the nerve to be surprised.”

@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471

4 жыл бұрын

Man I didn't get that one

@messierselbow103

4 жыл бұрын

DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. Yea I can’t help you if you don’t get it.

@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471

4 жыл бұрын

So you didn't understand either..

@messierselbow103

4 жыл бұрын

DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. Sure.

@messierselbow103

4 жыл бұрын

DISRESPECT THEM WOMEN SUBJUGATE THOSE HOS. C’mon man. He meant that it takes a special kind of stupid to still get surprised when he’s a jerk, considering it’s his M.O.

"the nerve to be surprised" that got me

@Tostorito

5 жыл бұрын

Aayyye The Jayleno fly's a Bill Burr fan too!

@cccant26

5 жыл бұрын

I love your channel

@nothajzl

5 жыл бұрын

You’re the best, Jayleno Fly :)))

@jeyfreeman7045

5 жыл бұрын

No joke love your channel so much man, you’re keeping the memory of Craig Ferguson alive man

@lumen8341

5 жыл бұрын

"the nerve to be surprised" is actually a Bill Cosby quote from the 80s so uh yeah

“90% of the world is starving, F**k that guy” lmao that’s so true

@user-jp3tp7fv1s

3 жыл бұрын

liberals fuming rn

@fatihsaidduran

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jp3tp7fv1s wtf does it have to do with liberals? Obese Americans can be seen all over the political spectrum lmao

@TheJosephPrice

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jp3tp7fv1s lol, Bill is fairly liberal himself, he’s just an old school Boston liberal.

@julianmanjarres1998

2 жыл бұрын

How does that logic even make any sense

@Brandon-mp5kk

2 жыл бұрын

@@julianmanjarres1998 If most of the world doesn't have food why would you not be allowed to make fun of the people that actually do and abuse it, that's how.

I love when the audience groans and he doesn't apologize, he just states more facts.

@tiradoentertainmentllc.2517

Жыл бұрын

You become hard as a diamond going thru all the sh** comedians do to "make it" but living with a comedian is another story

@mobus1603

Жыл бұрын

"States more facts"? Tell us you're a conservative without telling us you're conservative. The better way to describe it is that Burr digs his heels in when criticized, just like he did in his epic Philadelphia rant.

@tylerrogers3530

Жыл бұрын

@@mobus1603 triggered?

@mobus1603

Жыл бұрын

@@tylerrogers3530: truth and facts! God bless you, sir. You are truly a great American.

@kingstarscream3807

Жыл бұрын

@@mobus1603 "Stating facts" is a "conservative dogwhistle" now? Help, help, I'm dying of cringe.

"HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION?!" lmmfao

@rollsroyce7385

5 жыл бұрын

Terrick Phillips ikr..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@radioactive6083

5 жыл бұрын

@@rollsroyce7385 I didn't get it??

@OMGtheykilledKenny42

5 жыл бұрын

Talking about those in the military boarding.

@toni19292

5 жыл бұрын

CMG there are guys that don’t deploy that are still crucial to base ops. They all deserve respect. They all make sacrifices to contribute to the successful operation of that base.

@DuanvantSlot

5 жыл бұрын

@@toni19292 no. That's like saying the garbage guy deserves nation-wide respect because he's saving us from dying from decomposing food. It's a job, get over it.

That one guy laughing in the background, lmao

@DIFFIEH

5 жыл бұрын

stupid fcukin laugh

@jwdathefax377

5 жыл бұрын

He just didn't wait on the rest of the audience approval..... true Bill Burr fan if you ask me.

@DIFFIEH

5 жыл бұрын

@@jwdathefax377 so he's a true bill burr fan because he laugh at his jokes....ffs, does the internet breed idiots?

@jwdathefax377

5 жыл бұрын

@@DIFFIEH Apparently the internet does INDEED breed idiots if you don't know what I meant. And you clearly don't, being that what I said and what you said are totally different things.Step your comprehension skills up..... idiot.

@nhjt6507

5 жыл бұрын

That's how people should be

He is funny and dead serious at the same time. What a priceless talent! Top 5 comedians of all time and he is not even trying hard.

@emanuelmota7217

2 жыл бұрын

I'd rank Bill Burr as top five current comedians and top ten of all time.

@Yokozumas

2 жыл бұрын

This isnt Basketball.

@mobus1603

Жыл бұрын

@@Yokozumas You don't think that comedians are ranked all the time? 😆

Watching Conan fall apart laughing at 5:19 is the best thing I've seen all week.

@soconoha8495

Жыл бұрын

I like how Bill seemingly goes over and brings him back, like I'm not finished with you yet.

The "WHO THE F*CK IS THAT GUY?" gets me every time

@memcrew1

2 жыл бұрын

@Brandon BP or an airline employee non revving.

@MsKatkitty

2 жыл бұрын

Have you even seen action!

@mikepetitti

2 жыл бұрын

Damn funny....and true

@nahshonroche5060

2 жыл бұрын

Conor McGregor moment

@MarsLonsen

2 жыл бұрын

It was Tony

I love how conan genuinely loses it when Bill Burr's around

@queensheeba7750

3 жыл бұрын

Conan can’t help it. Bill is God. He makes everyone laugh!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adamthomas8205

2 жыл бұрын

Funny knows funny

@larryjohnson3087

2 жыл бұрын

Conan just let's Bill go and Bill is always in perfect form. Now if we can only fix Conan's audience members....

@JMarsh-hm5og

2 жыл бұрын

Norm Macdonald too.

@Thawhid

2 жыл бұрын

Can't blame him n

The fact that Conan (a great comedian in his own right) was visibly unable to contain his laughter… that’s the sign of how legendary Burr really is.

3:36 Thats why I like Bill. Calls it as he sees it, everyone groans in displeasure cause empathy is so cool and he makes such a solid point it just destroys and gets a round of applause by the normal few. Brutal honesty. Also props to the guy laughing his ass off the whole time, Id probably die seeing his show. Man is Schwarznegger of comedy

It's refreshing to see genuine laughs from Conan, as opposed to Jimmy Fallon

@ChrisReviews24

4 жыл бұрын

Jimmy fake laugh fallon has its reason

@marshallposey2063

4 жыл бұрын

Fallon is a fake punk

@yourMom-ic4wr

4 жыл бұрын

Their all a bunch of Hollywood bitches...both Fallon’s... Elen... all of them

@JayAugustoSilva

4 жыл бұрын

Amadeus Folego so true! Fallon laughs on cue, it’s sad

@joshz2778

4 жыл бұрын

Brad Cooper hold my hair

"Do they ever take responsibility for their actions?" Priceless!

@jeanlubin9878

5 жыл бұрын

Never lol

@sidmahadevan

5 жыл бұрын

I saw one reply and I was sure its from ur wife 😂

@cuihaoify

4 жыл бұрын

What I found more hilarious is the fact there is 1.6K likes for this comment 😂

@jonathandong7067

4 жыл бұрын

the way Bill leans into Conan (while Conan is choking with laughter) as he says it

"Honey, how many childhood stories do I have to tell you before you follow the bread crumbs to the psycho that you married?"

@JSmith-dj2pi

2 жыл бұрын

This should be on a greeting card.

Bill and Conan have such a deep understanding and "love" for each other.. It's hidden behind the facade of manly demeanor and kidding-but small gestures or a slight change of tone show its existence and that's rather refreshing and touching to watch.

@RaulieGonzo97

2 жыл бұрын

Just a couple of Boston guys

@EMcCool

2 жыл бұрын

It widely known that they are lovers. Annually they mate on St.patricks day in the canteen of a fire station while the red sox surround them and applaud.

@stranraerwal

2 жыл бұрын

@@EMcCool : and some of the firefighters in the canteen told the press, they had seen you giving the Red Sox a blow job.

I feel like bill burr is the only one who sees the world clearly 😂

@notavailable9919

4 жыл бұрын

@Prowler Cam Jeffries sold out, he now works for his corporate overlords.

@atillacnar5785

4 жыл бұрын

Louis CK

@thepensivetruthseeker9270

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffisfamous 87 George Carlin when he was alive. Also Bill Burr looks like he studied George Carlin A bit

@sever6110

4 жыл бұрын

Just one of the one's still brave enough to say it.In this continually offended SJW woke generation.

@mrglibb

4 жыл бұрын

@@thepensivetruthseeker9270 Carlin was a legit nutjob

This is a perfect example of the power and importance of comedians in society. They are the modern court jesters calling out truth to power.

@agentsmith4763

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Edwards And so they should be! Without fear of being politically correct

@alexbittonagy4808

4 жыл бұрын

Damn straight mate!! Guy from Down Under, agreeing wholeheartedly with that assessment lol

@timprescott4634

4 жыл бұрын

He does it in SUCH an intelligent way. Even the “fat shaming” part didn’t seem overtly offensive...

@aaronbarlow4376

4 жыл бұрын

@Jazzkeyboardist1 Yoko Ono deserves to be mocked though.

@austrolouis124

4 жыл бұрын

Jazzkeyboardist1 imagine crying over comedy and trying to shut someone down over a joke and try and compare them to a cause with no actual due course that actually needs it

05:10 onwards is total chaos!! Absolute genius 😂😂😂👌🏾

Conan was genuinely happy when he was reading Bill was playing MSG. Right before reading it he was saying how good Bill was "finally" getting jokingly cause Conan was one of the ones who always knew Bill is one of the best. So when he saw Bill was selling out the biggest places he was happy for his friend and shook Bills hand. Nice little moment between friends right there.

When he yells at the audience for groaning I died. Best comedian on the Planet right now.

@19RaxR91

5 жыл бұрын

I would say ONE of the best comedians on the planet right now.

@greglaprade7507

5 жыл бұрын

I totally agree. Some PC cuckolds booed when he called the fat guy lazy instead of disabled. They deserved getting yelled at. He handled it hilariously, which makes Burr great and very unique these days.

@taylorgang2237

5 жыл бұрын

CisforCock I can’t name a better one right now. And I notice you haven’t either

@19RaxR91

5 жыл бұрын

Doug Stanhope.

@Rob-rs5rn

5 жыл бұрын

You're right. He never gets old.

Conan, one of the only talk show hosts that lets Burr do his thing.

@KletoReese

5 жыл бұрын

Comedians know each other, so they give each other space to speak their mind 😀

@VegetoStevieD

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is the litmus test for talk show hosts.

@muggedinmadrid

5 жыл бұрын

he has a very similar relationship with norm macdonald

@VegetoStevieD

5 жыл бұрын

muggedinmadrid On a mostly unrelated note, I don't think I've ever seen Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald in the same room.

@casualxxgamerxx9662

5 жыл бұрын

Bill has spoken very nicely about Conan on his podcasts. About how he'll let you go and let's you talk but is also there to move it along and bail you out if you get lost.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Conan laugh so hard , it’s hilarious 😆 “It was like Quint at the end of Jaws” I officially died

@Verlarn

2 жыл бұрын

Here lies whyistomatoafruit... Also banana are technically berries. But strawberries aren't. 🤦

He only gets hate because he isn't really joking......he's just telling the hard truth in a funny way. I love him for never standing down, and just telling it how it is.

@kendoglarson5419

Жыл бұрын

The hard truth is funny. He's just pointing out the absurdity of people in today's world.

"one thing I noticed is we're always working on me" A sentence any married man would heartily concur is their existence as well.

@boejangles7571

5 жыл бұрын

Right on!!

@hybridce99

4 жыл бұрын

I'm married. I don't concur. We're actually working on her. I think Bill Burr's broad generalizations of men and women really only apply to American men and women.

@spam7797

4 жыл бұрын

Married 15 years, disagree. My wife and I mostly just hang out, eat pizza, play video games and have fun. Who the hell did you guys marry?

@hybridce99

4 жыл бұрын

@@spam7797 It's like these guys all think women are the enemy or something. They can be different in some ways, sure, but it ain't like men are all perfect either. It's a challenge to live with another person and not get annoyed by them, regardless of gender.

@hybridce99

4 жыл бұрын

@OhJaney In general, shouldn't couples both work to improve their relationship? In my particular situation, my wife is seeing a therapist due to some pretty awful childhood trauma that was never healed. I decided to see one as well, just so I can learn how to understand her (and myself) better. Like I said, I disagree with Bill Burr's steteotyping.

Bill Burr is the funniest guy in the world.

@mrSam3ooo

5 жыл бұрын

After the guy who made Salad Fingers, whoever that is

@normalstories8540

5 жыл бұрын

One of them, I definitely agree

@cosmic_giant1523

5 жыл бұрын

David Firth pretty much

@kameronrichardson2266

5 жыл бұрын

According to a new study

@stevenDOTdanger

5 жыл бұрын

No. He isn't.

Along with Dave Chappelle and Louis C.K., Bill Burr is one of the best comedians of all time.

When I was in the militarily I 100% took advantage of that early boarding. I’d be first one on the plane and be at the very back.

"The nerve to be surprised" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@syedhasanmohiuddin827

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jungle1048 what the flying eff man !!??? 🤦🏻‍♂️😅😂😂

@dakens7655

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jungle1048 😂 just going right in.

@pendulumlongballs6851

4 жыл бұрын

Syed Hasan Mohiuddin what did I miss

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT CONSISTENTLY FUNNY. My favourite comedian!

@Doc13rain

5 жыл бұрын

Because he is exactly the person you see in interview or on his podcast, he doesn't pretend like most comedians.

@peanutismint

5 жыл бұрын

Juneid Mosaheb I'm always amazed every time I see him how good his 'off the cuff' stuff is. Like I've seen him at tiny sets where he might only have 5 mins of material and the other 20 mins he just talks about whatever but he's able to make it consistently funny. A true comic's comic.

@billybob-hv5hl

5 жыл бұрын

It's amazing he can do an hour podcast alone and not sound like a crazy man. A pure comical genius

@tptCJ

5 жыл бұрын

He's genius at finding that thing every guy is thinking but too afraid to say it. Loved his bit on overpopulation, something along the lines of we should just send them all out on a cruise and sink it, but he makes it sound hilarious.

@BasileusRex

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha Bill burr is hilarious you gotta love the guy

"HUH HUH HAH HAHAHA" -That one guy in the crowd.

Bill Burr is truly underrated. Conan is laughing his heart out and he is the host of the show

@TheJubanne1

6 ай бұрын

Bill Burr underrated??😂😂 What are you talking about?

God bless Bill Burr for bringing genuine joy into Conan's life.

@MikeyStrutter

5 жыл бұрын

In everybody's lives. He's up there with Jesus, Gandhi and Steve Jobs.

@malfaroangel3896

5 жыл бұрын

They are the same type of comedian. Conan has to restrain himself because of his job. Bill Burr is his inner thoughts

@Hutchings02

5 жыл бұрын

not sure bill would feel about being compared to Jobs as you think he would.

@rickg8015

5 жыл бұрын

Sideadde I think he’d find it hilarious. If you knew Bill’s history using Jobs as material - along with Gandhi, Einsten, etc. Lol.

@Hutchings02

5 жыл бұрын

i do know his history, that was my point. i just didnt get the joke last night, the "me" changing to "jobs" went over my head. never mind.

Time to watch these 7 times in a row

@mikecwir

5 жыл бұрын

haha, I saw your comment after my third :D

@hazimxaieryl

5 жыл бұрын

...and also all the other bill's clip on conan since the beginning of time

@Hutchings02

5 жыл бұрын

those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.

@billfujsteen7064

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha i made it 778

@vperkv6554

5 жыл бұрын

Bro, over 1.2 thousand likes in 1 day. Feel proud my man, feel proud

I wanna be his therapist so bad. Would be hilarious.

@floriantinschert5542

3 жыл бұрын

Conan snagged that job already.

@Ghazithasoulja

2 жыл бұрын

So u can charge him for doing his set and making u laugh lolol

@johnrozs

Жыл бұрын

He's the therapist for all of us

I keep coming back to this and it's been over 4 years. The thing I like best is how Conan doesn't try to "save" the joke because he knows Bill's been through worse hecklers (The Philly Incident), so he just lets him be.

The last man fighting for us

@blinddog1212

5 жыл бұрын

Fighting for whom?

@noless

5 жыл бұрын

@@blinddog1212 Non obese normal people?

@seanwickham8905

5 жыл бұрын

@Mase11888 I was just thinking how I'd love to watch a panel with those two on it.

@dxcSOUL

5 жыл бұрын

Mase11888 You mean the father figure of young white dudes who can’t get laid?

@seanwickham8905

5 жыл бұрын

@@dxcSOUL The father figure of encouraging people to avoid falling into a group mentality. My wife is hotter than any woman you'll ever talk to without supplying a credit card number to, guarantee it.

There is one dude in the audience having a fantastic time listening to Bill :D

@tonyhaskellful

5 жыл бұрын

That's me at home like him hahaha

@theamazing8435

5 жыл бұрын

And conan

@susie7336

5 жыл бұрын

That guys laugh makes me feel like I’m in good company.

@Aaron-wq7lt

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe a laugh track Idk Same laugh I've heard on other videos

@Nope17612

5 жыл бұрын

tony haskell stfu

I love the genuine laughter Conan always with Bill.

The audience gets uncomfortable, Bill just calls them out and doubles down, a true comedian hahaha

Bill is killing it. From the moment he sat down, until the end, everybody was laughing.

@TheVCRTimeMachine

5 жыл бұрын

Well, everyone except 90% of the audience, because they are afraid they might be sitting next to a liberal.

@TokyoTraveller

5 жыл бұрын

2K16 What's wrong with liberals? You mother's a liberal.

@directorbeau

5 жыл бұрын

@@TokyoTraveller what's wrong is they are destroying the U.S with their PC culture

@TokyoTraveller

5 жыл бұрын

directorbeau Many "conservatives" are too stupid to realize that it's not a "we" vs. "them" argument. We are Americans. ALL OF US. Republicans think that only those that think like them are qualified to be real Americans.

@Minskara

5 жыл бұрын

@@TokyoTraveller Mine is and I can't say anything political around her

Bill on Conan should be it’s own show by itself

@Sakaki98

5 жыл бұрын

*Lenny*

@sk8erin8er

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr and Conan in a bar, drinking, with occasional appearances by other celebrities.

He's the funniest comedian out there. So quick with response to all topics. Everyone can relate to his comedy

He always makes Conan laugh so hard and I'm always here for it.

If they ever get a crazy idea to reboot Married with Children, they should cast Bill Burr as Al Bundy.

@biancaramirez5788

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yes!!!! That would be epic!

4 жыл бұрын

Please Lord make that happen

@luckycoin8269

4 жыл бұрын

It's been done it's called F is for family on netflix.

@Semeyaza

4 жыл бұрын

That's pure genius!!! Kudos!! Cheers

@annamariedavidson1646

4 жыл бұрын

That's a great idea!

"HAVE YOU SEEN ACTION?!?!?" 😂

@misfit18eng73

5 жыл бұрын

Peder Hansen Yea, Not true at all man. Some do, so don’t. Depends on the m.o.s

@StaK_1980

5 жыл бұрын

I think Peter was being sarcastic

His nonstop, eloquent, funny rants are epic. 😅

Bill's comedy is priceless. Conan's laugh is priceless. You gotta love these two firecrotches.

I honestly think Bill is Conans inner conscience if he didn’t have to be a late night host

@893263007

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, guys like Burr and Norm MacDonald are some of his favorite guests, and they're both pretty...blunt.

@charly.chavez

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, You can clearly see he relates to Bill's world perspective

@thomasluby1754

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong! Conan is a 100%, died-in-the-wool, far-left, loony lib. He just likes comedy over politics.

@StealthyTNT

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasluby1754 Are you joking or are you one of those losers who voted for Trump? It's actually kinda hard to tell

@estoylaroca

3 жыл бұрын

You know it's true.

The way he says "Charlize Theoron" I wonder if his wife corrected him

@GrimKage

3 жыл бұрын

That would SO be a Bill Burr thing to do

@seanleblanc8784

3 жыл бұрын

"Charleeeeze Theron." 😂💀 Like you can just tell he's really annoyed by her name, how people like her, her as a person, etc.

@1x0x

3 жыл бұрын

100% 🤣

@obsidiansiriusblackheart

3 жыл бұрын

Americans all pronounce her name wrong...

@forkyyyy7842

3 жыл бұрын

Someone did 😂

Conan's belly laugh is hilarious ! 🤣🤣🤣 He's usually at least fairly composed. Great stuff !

I like how conan doesn't constantly cut bill just yammering away with his rants 😆

The “have you seen action” always gets me

The sarcasm and dissent expressed by just saying a name "Charliiiiiiiizzzze Theron"😃😃

@rico8673

5 жыл бұрын

It was as if he called her a cu@t.

@NealX

5 жыл бұрын

I believe the word you were looking for was "disdain."

@robertgoldhirsch4065

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@DiverseLA

5 жыл бұрын

LOL I caught that. It's one of those names that you can't say correctly without sounding bourgeois & proper.

@shreedhar333

5 жыл бұрын

Neal X thank you. I’d have had to look it up if not for your comment.

Just by the way he said "CharlEEEERRZE Theron", already let you know what level of flippin out he functions on 🤣🤣🤣 ❤ him

It's so hilarious how Bill Burr gets so worked up and I can totally see his anger management progress in his newer sets. I'm gonna miss his wild rants but I have total faith he's gonna end up having a breakthrough and becoming a happier, less angry guy.

I love how Conan just let’s Bill say everything he wants. Love this!

@michaelzubay816

5 жыл бұрын

Because he's doing his comedy bit. Every comedian that goes on a talk show just does their routine that people would normally pay to see, they're basically plugging their show that's coming up.

@gwcrispi

5 жыл бұрын

Fallon would have been talking over him.

@johnduffy6992

5 жыл бұрын

even johnny carson couldn't calm down bill!

@TwHPrOx

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelzubay816 Yeah. But that what makes Conan one of the best among hosts. He knows when he can "upgrade" the guests performance, and when he should just get out of the way so they don't lose the bit. Really hard to know when to help and when to let it go.

@Rottypops

4 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is one of Conan's favorite guests

Bill Burr is one hell of a rollercoaster.

Difference between Conan and other late night hosts is Conan tries his hardest not to laugh his ass off and remain composed while the others pretend to laugh

I love how much team coco loved his rant that they put his jokes into small segments

This is probably the most Bill Burriest interview of all time.

@jameschandler7207

5 жыл бұрын

This is bill at his finest! I love it!

@susie7336

5 жыл бұрын

“Bill Burriest” 🤣🤣🤣

Jimmy Fallon gets paid to laugh; Conan genuinely laughs for free.

@rogerlindsey9446

3 жыл бұрын

Fallon not funny.

@Novastar6

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly..... Conan's genuine and understands comedy.

@jadedjimmy

3 жыл бұрын

And when Bill Burr is on Colbert, Colbert gets paid to NOT laugh.

@bboyjunyor

2 жыл бұрын

@@jadedjimmy agree with all you guys but... it can always get worse.... kimmel! :)))

@MsKatkitty

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Conan is so natural, reminds me a little of when Johnny Carson did late night, when he laughed it was genuine.

Bill Burr is the hero the world needs.

I don't know what's funnier, Bill's rants or Conan's laughs. Love them both!

Bill just doesn't stop. Podcasts twice a week, F is for Family, occasionally acts in TV and movies and a new hour of stand up every year. That guy has amazing comedy cardio

@FullyMartin

5 жыл бұрын

When I look at Bill Burr, I feel like his content is effortless. It's the rantings of a narcissistic man. If you look at his specials, he looks comfortable and sometimes even interacts with the audience. It's like stand up was made for him: he likes ranting, he's insanely funny and now people are paying so that he can rant non-stop for 2 hours haha

@susie7336

5 жыл бұрын

Pat Tanackered and he tours nonstop

“That fat guys considered disabled because he can’t stop eating cookies” Man is talking facts

@dr9660

3 жыл бұрын

thing is, some people have hormonal imbalances, fucked up thyroids, genetic problems, and while part of it is just eating less, they have a far harder time staying slim than someone without those issues. People without those issues at all fatshaming people who have to deal with them is kinda fucked up, imo.

@dr9660

3 жыл бұрын

@Slumpy Boy of course they can. my point is majority of effortlessly skinny people wouldnt have half the willpower required to do it either, yet judge someone else

@NoOne-fo9ll

3 жыл бұрын

@@dr9660 ye but those are very rare. Almost no overweight person you see will actually be one with a disorder.

@pekkalaitinen8769

3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely read this "That fat guys considered diabetes..."

@AdventuringwithTrevor

3 жыл бұрын

@Slumpy Boy as a naturally skinny person its not all sunshine and daisies. Its super hard for me to build muscle mass because of my metabolism. 6 feet tall and 145 pounds naturally no matter how much i eat

The look on his face when he says: "Hey, It's Tony Tuesday!".....Priceless.

Positively love this guy ~ especially in this day and age, he is positively hysterical!!! Can't watch enough of these videos with Conan!

@henrinaths1

Жыл бұрын

After reviewing the on come of famine like the dark ages and where we’re headed Bill Burr is THE therapy of the day. Lol

That one guy in the crowd that lost it to everything Bill said just made it so much better

@themax2848

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Bednarik I’m so happy I wasn’t the only one that loved that

@ashtray4754

5 жыл бұрын

prolly paid to so everyone else laughs

@nelsondumayaca5568

5 жыл бұрын

@@ashtray4754 they have paid audiences on conan??

@navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Bednarik omg i here it 😂

@RogerBarraud

5 жыл бұрын

@@nelsondumayaca5568 In your dreams...

"ahhhh somebody shoved a tuna sandwich up my ass, and i confuse people with food" hahahahahaha! Conan couldn't breathe after that one.

this rant is legendary, I come back every once in a while for a good laugh.

Conan's true laughter is actually the inverse, because he'll actually try to hold it in with all of his strength

@NealX

5 жыл бұрын

He's the anti-Fallon.

@dockinfamous1703

5 жыл бұрын

Yep kinda like when dave chappelle was on with conan

yessss more bill and conan , no more watching re-runs till next week

@Niggato420

5 жыл бұрын

Wassup fam

@crustybandaid183

5 жыл бұрын

haha wow! I do the same thing.

@christianfabrizio525

5 жыл бұрын

Again, fancy seeing you here shipmate.

@SativaLungz

5 жыл бұрын

Could you imagine if they had a show on adult swim with Triumph and Jack

@tanveerhasan2382

2 жыл бұрын

Not anymore :(

I'm in tears. Conan laughing added to this...love BB

I’ve always loved Bill because he’s so angry and complains about everything and it’s absolutely hilarious lol

Bill Burr will be the best grandpa ever.

@huzaifaabdullah859

4 жыл бұрын

@Danger Dave real talk

@GreekDino

4 жыл бұрын

And the angriest

@ujwalnippani4842

4 жыл бұрын

@@GreekDino wisest he gandalf fr

@theguywhoisaustralian1465

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think he's going to be a grandpa. He'll be in his 70s when he daughter is 20

"the nerve to be surprised". BRILLIANT

I just loved this rant so much. He is so accurate by the way. I Just love it how he can have such a good perspective when he is flipping out.

I've seen this clip prolly 100 times, and that tuna fish sandwich bit still KILLS me 🤣😅

Whew, new Bill Burr clips, so I don't have to watch the old ones for the 100th time. Literally...

@cosmic_giant1523

5 жыл бұрын

MikeyStrutter i witcha man

@xexux3

5 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one

@DrewKruck

5 жыл бұрын

Me too !!

@allenlouis207

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr me too

@DJ_Kane1224

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha true

"It's not that she says i'm a jerk - It's the nerve to be surprised."

It's "Tony Tuesday" anybody named Anthony can get on😂😂😂

"All she has on me is my overall vibe" / "The nerve to be surprised" 😂😂😂😂 THE BEST MOST HONEST FUNNY AF LINES EVER UTTERED!!

Bill Burr shooting the breeze is funnier than 90% of bits you see that Comedians have worked on and polished for years.

@Ready2FreakingPlow

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not disagreeing, but I bet that tuna fish sandwich joke is on his next special.

@RogueReplicant

5 жыл бұрын

Robert - But he also tests some of his upcoming material on these shows

@My-Pal-Hal

5 жыл бұрын

Though,.. He HAS WORKED ON IT. ... kzread.info/dash/bejne/maWJ16qpgdCelsY.html ...

@andromedaiscoming185

5 жыл бұрын

He's not just "shooting the breeze" man, this is calculated stand up material hes worked on, practiced, tested and tweeked several times before it ever gets to us, the fact that you think it's off the cuff just means Bill is good at what he does and Conan is good at playing to it. Not that it isn't just as hilarious though