"...they dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut parties." XD LMFAO im crying

@cesarmadero05

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony James Flintstones and Kubrick never has been mentioned in one.

@navrotron22

7 жыл бұрын

Count chocula Yeah. No.

@navrotron22

7 жыл бұрын

tonedog77 ik lmao

@thetrustysidekick3013

7 жыл бұрын

Saw that movie as a young teen, it left an impression on me.

@countchocula2169

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony James are you trying to make sense? Because you're failing hard

"Inside every cynical person, there is a dissapointed idealist." -George Carlin

@lifeisgood420365

4 жыл бұрын

That actually hit me on a personal level... Thanks lol

@Mr7Crash

4 жыл бұрын

It's exactly who Bill is if you listen carefully to him. It looks like a lot of vocal hyped up fans miss how ironic his jokes are. Even when he explains that he doesn't fully believe what he says as a joke. I think you get to understand him more when he is speaking on casual videos that are not televised. You get a glimpse at the brain of a guy who is just disappointed with how things are.

@sonofage

4 жыл бұрын

And behind every Idealist is a realist slapping their head ...wait .the cynic...I see. Haha

@senoracheapee1864

4 жыл бұрын

Slim Schady facts

@Jay-xh9dl

4 жыл бұрын

Love Carlin, excellent quote. ^^

What I love about Conan is that even when he obviously disagrees with somebody he lets the guest speak and doesn't twist his words. Much respect for him, best show host ever

@BlankRami

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he ain't an Egotistical bullshitter

@Kinobambino

3 жыл бұрын

Luv him for it

@christopherstein2024

2 жыл бұрын

He twist the words all the time but just to be funny.

@jameyliddell3306

2 жыл бұрын

Just selling advertising like all of them.

@Brandon-tk2rw

2 жыл бұрын

Thats called projection. You honestly can't tell what conan is thinking because in his position he is forced to 'publicly agree' with a certain ideology. As standup with a huge following, burr doesn't have the same economic shackles. As an independent thinker, he doesn't have share the same hive mentality as most of the dying mainstream media.

Dress up like Yaks and have those Eyes Wide Shut Parties.........classic Bill

@huntergrant6520

3 жыл бұрын

Even weirded. Not entirely wrong. She has thpse weird parties with that artist lady who paints with period blood. Not my thing, but she have whatever party she likes.

@timobrien2738

3 жыл бұрын

Bohemian Grove.

@Kinobambino

3 жыл бұрын

@@timobrien2738 tell me more Tim

@michaeloftaoism

3 жыл бұрын

@@timobrien2738 yup

@eliance9648

2 жыл бұрын

weaving spiders come not here

Humor is the most powerful way to deliver the truth

@austinnipper6460

5 жыл бұрын

Thumbed up as well

@mandystop1077

5 жыл бұрын

@@austinnipper6460 But some people also use it to spread false information

@extraordinarilybasic3250

4 жыл бұрын

@@mandystop1077 SO don't be a dumb bitch and do your research.

@holyshades6462

4 жыл бұрын

Or to manipulate or avoid it.

@johnbelt5204

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it appears Bill Burr was incorrect. A great deal has changed and some would say for the better. Still, Bill Burr is funny.

Conan is juggling between a cool friend that talks real stuff and his career.

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

He dresses like a yak and meets under a mountain ::D

@olafolaf4646

4 жыл бұрын

So true! A great man forced to paint a certain way.

@esSDeeThunder

4 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

@esSDeeThunder

4 жыл бұрын

He obviously likes Bill because he always has him on but he knows his bosses are of a certain ilk.

@jakelund2143

4 жыл бұрын

Conan is a full blown liberal.

“i kicked him out of his house” one of bills most underrated jokes and he said it when everybody was clapping for something else he said.. legend

@M3Busssin

2 жыл бұрын

Yes wow HAHHAH so very funny.

@morecharacterswithamix9067

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Obama wasn't running against Trump and even if Hilary would have won Obama had to leave the WH anyway. His two terms were up.

@marty2090

9 ай бұрын

Snoop made that joke first.

@misterhumerus

3 ай бұрын

Except he didn't.

" eyes wide shut parties " this guy knows serious stuff.

@mauriciokrebs2913

2 жыл бұрын

or maybe just maybe he is a comedian making a joke

@Misanthropolis

2 жыл бұрын

@@mauriciokrebs2913 No, he was spot on.

@DR-sv8ke

2 жыл бұрын

@@Misanthropolis prove it without referencing a KZread video.

@bluesoul7163

2 жыл бұрын

@@DR-sv8ke you must be a troll or a toddler... Prove what? Like The Freemasonry really exists? That the world is ruled by oligarchs, banking and money printing families who set up central banks around the world and perpetuate bank seigniorage? You brats are so naive these days.... Ps. The Bildeberg Group organizes its meetings with elite exponents from all over the world ... Although the press is not admitted, it is factual that these meetings take place and they not even hiding so much .. Because the worst meetings they do, we never heard about theese.. Anyway If you are looking for proof of this, move your lazy ass and look for them, why should another man, be wasting time instead you?! It is you who want to believe the (Media, Tv) fairy tales, so you should be the one, to bring proof that certain things are only conspiracies ...

@noahmay7708

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluesoul7163 It is a good idea to give proof for a statement. You don't say you have a groundbreaking new idea in physics and then tell everyone else to fact check it. The responsibility to back up your statement is yours, not ours.

ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Every Man's way of thinking

@APaleDot

7 жыл бұрын

"Eh, it's not going to effect me personally, so why should I care about it?" -Every Man USA, 2016

@thetrustysidekick3013

7 жыл бұрын

So what then? Would you say the same about a woman if she said the same thing Bill's saying?

@APaleDot

7 жыл бұрын

Asmodeus I think you're mistaking us for SJWs. I'm using the gender neutral version of 'man'. An 'every man' being just the average person.

@kyaholsopple6754

7 жыл бұрын

Every white, straight, cis man at least.

@kyaholsopple6754

7 жыл бұрын

crazyman9711 Shouldn't have said every, but whenever I bring up my worries to my straight white friends they tell me that nothing will happen. They are right that nothing will happen to them but the future of LGBT rights is not looking great and it scares me that after years of progress we might still be fucked.

Bill burr is an Icon

@BatsuOhno

7 жыл бұрын

Stop.

@crazydrummer99999

7 жыл бұрын

you are either a great troll or an absolute moron

@que_bean

7 жыл бұрын

You sound triggered.

@BatsuOhno

7 жыл бұрын

***** you are just silly.

@nelsonw.9483

7 жыл бұрын

You sound totally sane...

3:09 and conans reaction right afterwards is still probably my favorite clip from any of bills appearances on here. that 'what?' never fails to make me laugh until my cheeks hurt

@IronMan-tk8uc

4 ай бұрын

Conan had to play it dumb. He surely knew what he was talking about.

Bill Burr should be in South Park, he dishes it out to everyone

@nickboss808

3 жыл бұрын

Has he talked about South Park before?

@mirar1

2 жыл бұрын

On one of his recent podcasts, he briefly talked about how amazingly on-the-mark South Park is with social commentary.

Bill Burr stating totally neutral comments. I'm sure people in the comments won't find anything to complain about this time!

@foxman105

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't hear this much bitching since kindergarten... Some people are just delusional.

@Aer0xander

7 жыл бұрын

I'm offended by his neutralsm

@vigneshas7426

7 жыл бұрын

+Adidaas You fell right into that one.

@ThisOldHat

7 жыл бұрын

being silent in the face of oppression is not neutrality.

@MonkeyDLuffy-nl4cv

7 жыл бұрын

Like pick a side man, jesus. Smh

Christmas always comes early whenever we get a fresh Bill Burr & Conan clip.

@maraamitradyershaw9641

7 жыл бұрын

Kenny Tee agreed!

@Miimu5210

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is a legend. He cracks me up so much.

@richmound5145

7 жыл бұрын

Kenny Tee xcept wen its not fresh n he recycles jokes

@TKBauder

7 жыл бұрын

I literally just spit juice all over my computer listening to this!

@kennytee6882

7 жыл бұрын

to_the_batmobile_ All comedians recycle some jokes but Bill tries to vary his perspective and delivery on each bit, even if the topic has been asked before when he was on Conan previously.

"By the time they finish it we're going to be the one's climbing over it" He saw it coming

This has aged... interestingly.

@Spartan1853

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts, exactly.

@allthesmallthings1041

3 жыл бұрын

Biden is already worse than trump

@YourLocalRussianNegro

3 жыл бұрын

@@allthesmallthings1041 fax

@sol___invictus

3 жыл бұрын

@@allthesmallthings1041 surprised?

@johncooper7663

3 жыл бұрын

@@allthesmallthings1041 lol, based on what?

I don't know who this guy is but he's hilarious and his speech pattern is fabulous

@carwashsoap

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr, it's in the title...

@Youareanexperiment

7 жыл бұрын

ghostie7790 Bill Burr!! Checkout his Podcast!

@MrCoffeejingler

7 жыл бұрын

He has a cartoon on Netflix called F is for Family

@vikkihottie55

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians~~~He's a nut~~

@misternormL

7 жыл бұрын

ghostie7790 you don't know bill burr? welcome to your new addiction

finally a guest that doesn't start ass kissing Hillary Clinton 30 seconds in!

@eduardochavez82

7 жыл бұрын

C.T. Wellington he thinks what the majority of America is thinking

@crimsondemonx

7 жыл бұрын

AwesomeBrickSauce right lol, people don't realize that Trump getting in is a huge loss for everyone

@ScoopMeisterGeneral

7 жыл бұрын

It always has to be either 'Clinton is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Trump is Hitler' or 'Trump is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Clinton is Hitler.' It's nice to see some people with a degree of actual perspective on the TV for a change.

@Cutlerylover4life1

7 жыл бұрын

For the record I didn't support either one of them in the election. I will remain optimistic about trump, because that's better than crying in a corner worrying that trump will somehow smite us all

@flexluthor1691

7 жыл бұрын

C.T. Wellington how is that better when its likely to happen. Even people within his own party are worried. Keep living in your fantasy. The rest of us deal with facts and reality.

It’s so rare when a comic now just speaks truth and doesn’t pander to one side. Love bill.

@joeydoherty368

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah standup comedians are the best. Even if they are biased, they’re not really agenda driven.

@matthewmoran1866

Жыл бұрын

I like bill burr as much as the next guy but it seems pretty disingenuous to say he doesn't pander to one side.

@harold3165

Жыл бұрын

No it's not

@Hassan-zw9tb

Жыл бұрын

@@matthewmoran1866 hes obviously liberal leaning and thats ok

@bartmix8994

Жыл бұрын

To say that nothing would change or be different under Trump was neither truthful nor funny.

4:32 him talking about us wanting to leave the us has a whole other perspective now with corona lmao

Conan and the crowd were so awkward because Bill was spilling the truth

@rickitysplitz7035

5 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie.

@roscodogg

4 жыл бұрын

Pink Alien that's because Hillary had run such a smear campaign is was difficult to imagine Trump doing well. Talk to Bill Burr now and I bet he loves Trump and most of what he's doing. People are seeing through the fake news.

@GrimKage

4 жыл бұрын

Not really. Conan is the only host that really gets his humour. They got a good chemistry.

@RumpWax

4 жыл бұрын

i got comfortable.

@peaveyst7

4 жыл бұрын

@@roscodogg "Hillary had run such a smear campaign" dude... in what dimension are you live in?

“I thought Hillary was gonna kill em” *Epstein enters chat*

@lightningbolt4419

4 жыл бұрын

*Epstein left the chat*

@urmammy84

4 жыл бұрын

-Epstein suddenly no longer on suicide watch- 😂

@aestheticaltwat

4 жыл бұрын

*Epstein -* Aight, I’m out. I’ll be at the crib.

@killerseddie8295

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@edwardsferrazza9646

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Craig haha. After he killed himself

Bill Burr's hard core realism and impartiality is so refreshing in a sea of people who are sooooo immersed in their feelings and blind political loyalties. He clearly has no loyalty except to what the objective facts are, and I'm here for it. Edit: grammar

@bartmix8994

Жыл бұрын

Too bad he couldn’t have been more wrong. Plus, it wasn’t even funny.

@billcipher3946

9 ай бұрын

@@bartmix8994I think he’s right

@bartmix8994

9 ай бұрын

@@billcipher3946 If you “think” that nothing changed with Trump as President, you are either a tard or a imbecile. I’ll let you choose.

@soldatonegro

5 ай бұрын

@@bartmix8994Still not using logic huh?

@bartmix8994

5 ай бұрын

@@soldatonegro I agree, you and your low double digit IQ are not capable of logic. Later Skippy.

This man is America's national treasure

@ESFAndy011

2 жыл бұрын

They both are.

@whatwhat98

2 жыл бұрын

He's funny. But I think Thomas Sowell is more national treasure

@hannibalb8276

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatwhat98 says no one but brainrotted right wingers

Conan didn't think it was funny when Bill joked about Hillary's ties to the occult and secret societies LMAO.

@monicahawkins9808

7 жыл бұрын

Isaac Forsyth I'm sure deep down he was trying not to crack up about it, but when Hollywood has you on their leash, you gotta keep it a little PC. anyway for Burr to go out there and kill on a tense audience just ensures he's the best around

@armoredp

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was pretty obvious. Bill Bur was holding back though, he was first pretending to be neutral, but we all know who he preferred to win.

@armoredp

7 жыл бұрын

Shotgun Pete Never said he should't prefer Trump winning. Just said he was holding back. And yes, the salt videos are some of the best entertainment I have had in the last year on KZread.

@vincents.1653

7 жыл бұрын

armoredp He hates both of them. He thinks we really need a guy outside of the system but Trump is just a moron, as what Bill said in the podcast.

@seanwillets4913

7 жыл бұрын

Bill looked so satisfied! Lol

Bill Burr's right about Hillary Clinton and the Bilderberg meetings though

@LiamRedmondVideo

7 жыл бұрын

soberpunk He's not actually. He just has to make it seem kinda humorous because its such a foreign concept to so many people. He mentioned it the last time he was on as well. He brought it up himself out of nowhere for God's sake. If he was poking fun at it it would've had some kinda context within the rest of the conversation. You're reacting like the rest of the people in the audience btw. They're all going "You can't be serious" too. Listen to Burr's podcasts he goes on about this stuff all the time and he's not just poking fun at the idea.

@LiamRedmondVideo

7 жыл бұрын

xlReGaRdLeSslx Exactly I didn't see your comment about the podcast before I wrote my comment above this but I said the exact same thing lol

@brischul81

7 жыл бұрын

I think he is talking about the Cremation of Care not the Bilderberg meetings. The Cremation of Care has more cult-focused activities. Bilderberg is more about lobbying or at least being accused of lobbying. Hilary Clinton most likely doesn't participate in either of those groups, specifically because she is a female.

@alessandroscuderi7300

7 жыл бұрын

He wasnt poking fun at the idea lol. Burr is a conspiracy theorist and knows she goes to them (it's a fact) but then added a funny over the top detail of them wearing goat heads and having eyes wide shut parties.

@reptomicus

7 жыл бұрын

It wasn't the Bilderberg meetings, it was at The Meadows with the rest of the Pentaverate.

"Oh yeah, that meeting they have underneath the mountain." I LOVE the idea of Hillary as this Bond villain. 😂

@TheDoomslayersDaddy

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, she and Huma Abedín peeled a little girls face off WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE, then proceeded to mock her while pretending to wear her face and laugh at her shrieks of pain. The officers who confiscated Abedins husband's laptop and watched that video (in a file titled "life insurance") due to him sending pictures of his penis to underage girls almost all "suicided" within a year. Meanwhile, said laptop and files have magically disappeared without a trace. It was possible on dark web Tors to view this video for a time, and I have seen it personally. So yes, they are all pure evil especially at the top; worse than bond villains. They want to kill off all but 500 million of the global population in order to prevent us from repeating history and putting them in the ground as they deserve, and this Vaxxx is helping with that goal extensively.

@itsabouttthattime

2 жыл бұрын

You're in luck because she absolutely is the real-life analogue of a Bond villain.

@Doom_Squid_Son

2 жыл бұрын

He's not lying though. He's referencing Bohemian grove. I'm pretty impressed he did so on live television

It really doesn't get better than Bill Burr & Conan as far as late night TV talkshows

"what do you mean she dresses like a Yak and meets under a mountain?" LMFAO

@Mars_junior

7 жыл бұрын

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove He's talking about this place lol

@ddmurdock324

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Siegler rf

@GyroLamb

7 жыл бұрын

I like how it's called bohemian grove yet the people that meet there are the furthest thing from bohemians

@carlsaberhagen628

7 жыл бұрын

Gyrolamb, actually, the definition of "bohemian" includes: a person who has informal and unconventional social habits. Sounds spot on.

@dawnsstar5918

7 жыл бұрын

Dax X LMAO !! Tears of laughter.....

"By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it."

@TheBearNYC01

3 жыл бұрын

@Gerry Stevens I hate to break it to you, but that's not the real Friedrich Nietzsche.

@zakiahmed6655

3 жыл бұрын

@chuck I didn't get it

@xyoyo7502

3 жыл бұрын

@@zakiahmed6655 Its either about us skipping out on getting sentenced or generally just wanting to go despite regulations.

@zakiahmed6655

3 жыл бұрын

@@xyoyo7502 oh thanks for explaining

@zakiahmed6655

3 жыл бұрын

@chuck it's sad but people won't stop and I don't even see what they could gain from likes.

lost my schiff when he said "those Eyes Wide Shut Parties!" lol!

4:50 Bill describes survey biases in the most simple way

Mentioned bilderberg meetings? He's got 5 years lifetime from that point max

@olafolaf4646

5 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily. Alex Jones is still alive!!!

@jamesgaudreau8315

5 жыл бұрын

Hani G. Right!!!! I couldn’t believe that

@soldierforchrist2017

5 жыл бұрын

@@olafolaf4646 Alex Jones is one of them. He's a controlled opposition. He mixes a little truth with propaganda so you'll discredit the facts. He's a walking psyop.

@olafolaf4646

5 жыл бұрын

@@soldierforchrist2017 well if he is now he didnt used to be. I followed him ever since he exposed Bohemian Grove by sneaking in. I knew every single last detail of this whole fake Russian collusion investigation down to personal information on Steele and Fusion GPS etc 3 YEARS ago; the stuff that's being learned about now; just because i listened to Alex Jones. Hes crazy but hes the tip of the spear, piercing backdoors and exposing corruption to such detail that two years later, when it all comes true so to speak, he remains pure. I would believe you thinking thats how he knew that stuff but if he was misinformation or controlled leaking they would not have kicked him off social media, the first of many conservatives exposing the truth to be censored. You know in the thick of it behind the scenes we will never know whats actually happening, but Alex has been so consistent with information that has proven accurate years later after being swarmed with criticism about being totally crazy and false, id say hes just a concerned citizen of this planet trying to get to the bottom of things. Thats why hes banned. I mean what part of everything he told us 3 years ago thats now unfolding in other media WAS not the whole and complete truth? Now of course he gets things wrong! Hes the first to bust down the doors and see things and hes imperfect like the rest of us. So he doesnt get it all correct but thats human nature, not necessarily controlled informational output. But like i said, maybe we will never truly know and you might be right, but im giving the man the benifit of the doubt, because hes taught me a lot and is a character with HUGE BALLS, and i respect that.

@svsps

5 жыл бұрын

SelfGoverned repeat that in English please

I love just watching Conan during these rants. He is nervous that Bill is going to say something extremely offensive but at the same time doesn't care because he genuinely finds Bill hilarious lol.

@kelamullah1999

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Gold I know.

@ryanm7832

6 жыл бұрын

That rant Bill delivered on Fallon's show was epic, and Jimmy's reactions were so forced and weak that it was almost as hilarious as Bill.

@MC-bd5ub

6 жыл бұрын

Its scripted.

@erupter76500

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Chavez Bill is notorious for going off script in these kinds of shows. Its why most late night shows he goes on the host looks so uncomfortable.

@Katya_Lastochka

6 жыл бұрын

Conan knows Bill wouldn't purposely say anything too honest. You can speak the truth, just not all of it.

Bill was so right here. 90% of people don’t want to say who they’re voting for, so the only data we got was from like 10% of people in the US and we just decided that it would predict the future. Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong

@Razzy1312

2 жыл бұрын

Also, if they don't disclose the number of people polled a "Nationwide" poll could be 10 people at a bus stop.

@Bialy_1

2 жыл бұрын

"Then we had the audacity to be surprised when that was wrong" Statistics is used nowdays in everything not to mention that the whole universe on microscopic level is 100% statistics(whole quantum physics is all about propability)... Error in this huge tests should be less than 1%, the only explanation why it was so much off is that the data was deliberately changed or somehow all the companies hired people as incopetent in this field of mathematics as you(and that smells also like a deliberately done "error"). And the whole idea is to use curent views of the people so there is no prediction of the future, some people may change the views but we are talking here about millions of people so this small exceptions here and there do not change the big picture(and that small changes should be from both sides=no impact on the data unleas something significant was leaked by the media but that was not the case)...

@jasonswiatkowski9127

2 жыл бұрын

I have only told 2 people who I voted for and I lied to 1 of them.

@tomm5663

Жыл бұрын

The polls were actually totally right at a nationwide level. Just didn’t take the EC into account.

@IXSuperRadGamerXI

Жыл бұрын

It was actually considered rude to say or bring up who you voted for back in earlier days. Hence it’s done in private, polls have curtains for a reason.

"by the time we build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it" 😂

"Uh who ya voting for?"...."Uh, none of your business" LOL.

@joshanonline

4 жыл бұрын

Welp. If you say Trump, you are in a lot of trouble. People are afraid to support dorito man.

@sukiakka

4 жыл бұрын

I think he referred what Denzil washington said when asked who he voted for

@olliestone5549

4 жыл бұрын

@@sukiakka he was referring to the general common sense of privacy.

@Drivien12

4 жыл бұрын

Infinity Dragon of course they are lol, I give props to people who openly support him. It’s not safe to do so.

"By the time they build that thing we're gonna be the ones going over it" Coronavirus : Challenge accepted

@El_Andru

3 жыл бұрын

You comment doesn't make sense. Where are you running for? Mexico? South America?

@theenigma1109

3 жыл бұрын

@@El_Andru 😂😂😂 _America bad_ .. I think Trump has done nothing just like Bill said

@thejusmar

3 жыл бұрын

@@El_Andru I think the joke is that Mexico has quarantined the U.S, so that if we wanted to vacation there we'd have to immigrate illegally

@KevinPetrusNL

3 жыл бұрын

@@theenigma1109 kzread.info/dash/bejne/op2KxsFvhrPWqbA.html This guy filmed it all in 10 days. Some cool moment too (with some Mexican kids)

@hannibalb8276

2 жыл бұрын

@@theenigma1109 Not true, trump inherited a booming economy from OBama and then ruined it in less than 2 years, lmao I guess that counts as doing something..

That “what!” from Conan! Hilarious!

"where they all dress up like yaks" ....that had me rolling! Love me some Bill Burr!

You know that meeting they have underneath the mountain where they all come out we're in the yak mask like Eyes Wide Shut . priceless

@blasteroid9143

5 жыл бұрын

And buy pizzas and hotdogs for millions of dollars..

@tommynobaka

5 жыл бұрын

@@blasteroid9143 pizzagate absolutely disgusting

@bluemarauder6997

5 жыл бұрын

that would be the bohemian grove meetings they attend not bilderberg keep that in mind. burr got the two mixed.

@toots810usa6

4 жыл бұрын

Hillary attended the Bilderberg plenty of times.... The Bohemian Grove is for MEN and the boys they abuse only.

@TT-dg8kw

4 жыл бұрын

Im sorry but like " we're in" instead of "wearing" wtf

"You only see the president like once every 3 weeks." Just wait, Bill, just wait.

@Deontjie

4 жыл бұрын

One place where Bill got it wrong.

@cestlina

4 жыл бұрын

😭

@alexc656

4 жыл бұрын

unless he doesn't watch the media 24/7

@saeedvazirian

4 жыл бұрын

1000s of articles on him daily. After a year had passed since his presidency, it felt like 1 term.

@coosoorlog

4 жыл бұрын

he was wrong on every point. painful.

“Yeah that meeting they have under the mountain” “Uuuhhh hahaha what are you talking about hahahah 😅😅”

If You Want To Tell People the Truth, You’d Better Make Them Laugh or They’ll Kill You - George Bernard

Conan NEEDS to bring Bill back the day after this election, who's with me??

@jamestinsley3110

3 жыл бұрын

Andy absolutely.

@reverse5163

3 жыл бұрын

"Im gona aohjaouARyghhh" ey how you gonna do that? "O you'll see!!!" LMAOOOO

@justinbuergi9867

3 жыл бұрын

He recently hosted SNL

@justinbuergi9867

3 жыл бұрын

@Young Offenders he attacked basically everyone. It was hilarious

@gj9877

3 жыл бұрын

Any excuse will do!

I've been waiting for this man's opinion. Only man who speaks truth

@clutchplayer666

7 жыл бұрын

Tatsuya Takizawa What truth do you hear in this? I'm curious because I rewatched it multiple times and he actually manages to say nothing. No opinion, no information. Did I miss something?

@moneyinmyviens

7 жыл бұрын

i'm still waiting for Ja Rule

@theclawyaww3740

7 жыл бұрын

he said nothing is gonna change

@MukulApple

7 жыл бұрын

+Khalil Klouche, yes, you did. That not much will change. You'll do what you have been doing.

@DeceitfulDestiny

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah not much said, but an opposite reaction to the alarmists and butthurt. He realizes that the president isn't actually involved in most peoples' lives day to day. We shall see though

"Nothing's going to change" Oh boy

I wish all talk shows were like this. A neutral stance to explore perspective.

If everyone is upset that trump is president then who TF voted for him ?

@gameboypunk660

7 жыл бұрын

Athbi Almuzaini Republicans stole this election by jerrymandering the electoral map and redistricting it to make much more favorable for people living outside population centers and removing voting places that were heavily used by minorities this system must change a independent council is needed to redraw election maps it has to happen

@simplySY8

7 жыл бұрын

59 million people did most of them uninformed and hoping for a change to a system they feel as left them out in the cold. some of the grievances they have are true and others are not. These people should have voted for Bernie sanders in the primaries and then maybe you would at least get a little change...if you reach for the stars maybe you get some change instead of comprising and doing nothing and getting none.

@SGTMasterBean

7 жыл бұрын

Athbi Almuzaini the working middle class. Middle America. Most people rioting right now are liberals in liberal colleges in liberal states. Its pathetic you lost move on with your lives

@LiamRedmondVideo

7 жыл бұрын

No democrats have been doing that for years by ushering in millions and millions of immigrants, giving them welfare and benefits, which ensures they vote democrat. Unfortunately in this case they all live in the cities and Trump capitalised on the white rural voters who pretty much won him the presidency. The republicans haven't changed anything, as the electoral map has remained pretty much unchanged for about 100 years. Do your research and stop adapting facts to fit your narrative.

@LordRacing16

7 жыл бұрын

the people who don't sit commenting on youtube videos and writing #Iamstillwithher on twitter.

conan cringing at the amount of truth

@timy9197

7 жыл бұрын

The truth isn't allowed in Hollywood lol

@mhks68

7 жыл бұрын

MOST OVERUSED WORD OF 2016'''''CRINGE"""

@DexiPawnz

7 жыл бұрын

I honestly believe that the most overused words of 2016 are "2016". It is current year, after all.

@nickatrop

7 жыл бұрын

OMG EPIC!!!!

@PineappleBaconPizza

7 жыл бұрын

Especially about the eyes wide shut parties

Conan’s. WHAT ? So great. Bill Burr and Conan for ever

It doesn't matter at all who's president. Voting is essentially pushing the elevator button twice to make it go faster

thank god there is a famous comedian who actually views things fairly.

@PMOHGUILD

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Robinette look up George Carlin , he’s not the first

@AngryJT

6 жыл бұрын

Carlin's kinda dead.

@PMOHGUILD

6 жыл бұрын

Stone Cold Stipe joe bless you

Conan is Burr's biggest fanboi. He's like a child waiting to be entertained! And Burr delivers.

@KRAFTWERK2K6

5 жыл бұрын

And it's wonderful to look at.

@SUPERLINKX2

5 жыл бұрын

He’s one of the few guests who’s managed to make Conan laugh

@martyes9563

5 жыл бұрын

And your point is...?

@basicfeelings8375

5 жыл бұрын

He always does

The part from 0:30 - 0:50 is so deeply true that I think everyone missed it. We need to stop celebritising and praising politicians. It's us that puts food on our tables, wastes our money, makes life decisions. We're going to keep our bad and good habits as always. The decisions we make in our lives contribute vastly more to our happiness levels than anything our government can do, PROVIDED the government doesn't interfere in our personal lives.

@afmartin2734

Жыл бұрын

Abortion laws.

@hrthrhs

Жыл бұрын

@@afmartin2734 Covid lockdowns. Yeah we can play this Right vs Left game. On the topic of abortion, there would barely be a need for abortion laws if decades ago the government welfare system didn't grow to be so generous as to incentivise single parent households, thereby making it less important to have children with a respectable person, thereby abortion far less common. There are other factors involved yes, but it's a cycle of greater government control.

@gmork1090

Жыл бұрын

@@hrthrhs Governments are regulated though. Conservatives think that because many of them own small businesses that giving corporations all the power would make the world better. Hilarious.

@thatleftyjames2893

10 ай бұрын

@@afmartin2734make responsible decisions

"Oh yeah, tha-that meeting they have underneath the... mountain >:D" rofl

Conan pretending bilderberg isn't a thing. Smh.

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

As goes for the crowd. They're probably like what is Bill talking about and jokingly laughing the whole time.

@angeloortis4219

7 жыл бұрын

Don't know if they wear goat heads at Bilderberg meetings, but they definitely do at the Bohemian Grove. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation_of_Care

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

Angelo Ortis They wear robes at the Bohemian Grove whereas at the Rothschild type Eye Wide Shut parties in mansions they wear the most grotesque outfits with the most hideous and creepiest masquerade masks.

@christiansebastian9509

7 жыл бұрын

the world is run by psycopaths,anybody who attends those "parties" is clearly not right of the head then they act like somehow they care about of the people of the country they suppose to serve, is hilarious

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

John Taylor White Amen!

That "WHAT!" From Conan trumps everything. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Those Eyes Wide Shut parties🤣

"By the time they build that thing, we're gonna be the ones going over it." Perfection.

How fast Conan made him change the subject after Talking about Hillary and Bilderbergs 😂 ridiculous

@peaveyst7

4 жыл бұрын

dude... calm your chills... you can watch trump doin the same thing his entire career as soon someone talks about his taxes...

@chancebockenstest5170

4 жыл бұрын

@@peaveyst7 hes said he just did his taxes smart. He doesn't dodge anything

@livnfree930

4 жыл бұрын

He may know about the Bilderbergs, but does he know about Q?

@erawwwww

4 жыл бұрын

Mirror of society you didn't see the taxes trump paid in 2005? It was more than your whole family will make iny'all whole lives combined

@counterstrike8840

4 жыл бұрын

@@livnfree930 Q ?

“By the time that thing’s built… we’re gonna be the ones going over it.” Hahaha that is absolutely hysterical.

I'd like to see Bill Burr react to this today. LOL

Hillary Clinton's outfits looked like colorful versions of what Kim Jong Un wears..

@stirnersretrowave5094

7 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one to have noticed that too.

@mattsta1964

7 жыл бұрын

Granny Mao

@on2wheels378

7 жыл бұрын

That's funny, granny Mao. Though her neck looked about as wide as her thighs..

@flukislucas

7 жыл бұрын

Colorful hemp sacks

@preethamveeranna8319

6 жыл бұрын

comedians usually are.. watch george carlin

Bilderberg and "Eyes Wide Shut" parties, and Conan freaks out! LOL! Dose of truth on the mainstream. Love it!

@Nineteen1900Hundred

7 жыл бұрын

I noticed too! Conan was fast to call it 'madness', so he doesn't get in trouble from the media overlords in The Skull & Bones Society.

@patrickmartz2865

7 жыл бұрын

Did you see when Conan blinked his second set of eyelids? Clearly a reptilian.

@Nineteen1900Hundred

7 жыл бұрын

***** Just to be clear, the reptilian Illuminati Beyonce hidden messages stuff is all nonsense. I'm concerned about the real proven stuff like Bilderberg group and Bohemian Grove and the Skull and Bones Club.

@patrickmartz2865

7 жыл бұрын

Nineteen1900Hundred Nonsense??? WTF? Keep drinking that Kool-Aid, man. You're believing exactly what they want you to. Sheep.

@Nineteen1900Hundred

7 жыл бұрын

***** I hope you're joking. No sane person on earth actually believes in Reptilian Humanoids living in the mantle of the earth.

Dude! Putting aside the great comedy routine, Burr is so smart. He's third on my best comedians ever. First is Norm. Second is Chappelle.

@nonautemrexchristus5637

2 жыл бұрын

George Carlin is at the top of them all, an actual smart comedian

@jonahjameson9071

2 жыл бұрын

@@nonautemrexchristus5637 Seriously disagree. My opinion: Carlin was very funny but over the top for many sensitive viewers - that's one major reason he doesn't crack top 3 for me. Norm was genuine comedy. His cadence was enough to make a simple statement hilarious.

@nonautemrexchristus5637

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonahjameson9071 you are talking intelligence, and Carlin kept his acts intelligent but understandable to pretty much everyone. Listen to the crowd at his acts, they laughed for every joke, even the niche ones.

@jonahjameson9071

2 жыл бұрын

@@nonautemrexchristus5637 I put Burr third based on his ability to make you think. He didn't crack top two because it's not unique. Carlin was very good at making you think. But so is Burr. So is Seinfeld. So was Patrice O'neal. Norm was unique because of he his cadence. Cosby has something similar but he's disqualified bc of his criminal actions outside comedy. Norm's cadence evoked laughter even when he spoke about mundane matters. You could never truly tell if he was being serious -- that's genuine comedy! Most of his latest material before his passing was lame, centennial jokes that sparked laughter but would bomb had almost anyone else said it (look up the Moth joke).

Aged like fine milk

@avineshblah5739

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah

@kroenen1590

3 жыл бұрын

It didn't. Burr's point of "what is he going to do for you? You are the one that provide for yourself", is a great point that people have to get, that isn't how political sycophant think.

@cloudystorm7314

3 жыл бұрын

@@kroenen1590 Trump let COVID-19 affect pretty much everyone

@kroenen1590

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudystorm7314 true he had pretty much the worst strategy even denying it at the beginning. But look at the most of the countries that reacted better they aren't better off today. I can remember last year January when it was just in China, there was no preparation by anyone, even the CDC let people infected land in Atlanta and did not quarantine them. It was a failure from the top down, and rightly so Trump is a big part of the problem, but so are the medical people whose job is too prevent this kind of stuff but were already running out of supplies after one week.

@jordanfrancisco27

3 жыл бұрын

Yessir! Like a milk carton left open in the tropics. Spoiled as hell. ROFL.

Conan pretending he doesn't know what an eyes wide shut party is.

@coryburns1905

4 жыл бұрын

When they put one of those parties together I bet they are not thinking let's invite the ginger pasty white Conan to the party.

@georgecameroon3588

4 жыл бұрын

@@coryburns1905 Does matter what you look like at those parties.

@rockybedder8437

4 жыл бұрын

@@coryburns1905 lmao!!!

@ghostghost8510

4 жыл бұрын

Well he doesn't want to get suicided...

@paulfroelich1024

4 жыл бұрын

Hey geniuses, he gets the joke, he's playing the straight man.

“By the time they build that thing, we’ll be the ones going over it.” 😂😅

@SaltheartFoamfollower

4 жыл бұрын

the man has a crystal ball :-) .... today is 17 Oct 2019 O_o

@fritzsedney9268

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed my pants off

@lol-hk2xq

4 жыл бұрын

@@SaltheartFoamfollower i'm in illinois, the property taxes are going up. recreational marijuana taxes generating lots of income for the state, yet signs of taxes going down is just a fantasy. does make me want to jump the border down south

@user-hg8cg5hj4l

4 жыл бұрын

This guy is so good in coming of with smart jokes in an instant, i envy his trait

@Krazyk007x2

4 жыл бұрын

@@SaltheartFoamfollower 2/4/2020

"How many trips to home depot" LMAO the dude can make laugh no matter the mood I swear. Lose my job? Watch Bill Burr. Lose my legs. Burr. Family. Burr. There will come a day when he stops and it'll probably feel like all of those losses happening all at once LOL

3:19 is an excellent example of Conan's comedic timing.

"That meeting they have underneath the mountain"😂😂😂😂

I get what he’s saying when he talks about “day to day” and the President not really affecting him. It’s more important to pay attention to local leaders within your community and state, that’s where real change is made. The president doesn’t do much to affect middle class America, only outliers

@tykuresa22

6 жыл бұрын

bongo155 true true

@shinya1215

6 жыл бұрын

Oh boy that GFC not only impact the US market, causing people lose their house. It actually strike the whole world, there are countries tighten their PR policy due to GFC so people couldn't get the life they want, there are university professor losing his job because the budget cut nd become taxi driver. The power ,duty and responsibility carried by President of United State is more than you think.

@froglicker9267

6 жыл бұрын

I am from Northern Ohio and seen many jobs open at auto factories due to high imports on metal, factories like Defiance Metal Products in Defiance. Detroit, just north, def needs this. Just seems you are trying hard to convince that under the current administration employment isn't at a 10 yr low, our economy isn't doing better than the prior president and our deficit hasn't been drastically reduced. ohh wait!!

@mp5249

6 жыл бұрын

bongo155 do you think the trade deficit doesn't?

@michaelwesten1764

6 жыл бұрын

That would be democratic/socialist-wanting policies. California is the perfect example and it's catching up to them bad, they're going through a huge exodus of the middle class. It's extremely high business regulations, taxes, and mountains of welfare systems so now it's only suitable for the very rich or the government dependent poor. Republicans are less regulations, less government, and tax breaks for corporations. This produces growth, wage increases, and expansion. That leads to affordability, more innovation etc. - it's the reason why everyone can get a microwave cheap, or an ac unit, a smartphone etc.

"I don't understand, what's going to happen to you": WOW.

3:50 "I brought you out here to bring perspective..." I basically wanted you just to make Donald Trump jokes and instead you've got my audience rolling in the aisles with a topic that's taboo in the media world 😂

Conan with a genuine laugh... Are you watching this Fallon? This is what is looks like, Mr "everyone is amazing and EVERYTHING they say / do is incredible".

@jakes2503

7 жыл бұрын

you're my hero

@SquirtleTime

7 жыл бұрын

Ar No Even if his laugh is fake, he still makes his audience and guests feel good with it.

@JimJones-ih1er

6 жыл бұрын

Dr. No It's all the ambian

@davidlong652

6 жыл бұрын

Dude Fallon is terrible

A reality tv star will be the leader of the world's most powerful nation. It's like satire becoming reality. But to be honest....we all wanted him to become president a little bit, just to see what will happen. Won't be boring from now on ;)

@bruisermoore

7 жыл бұрын

Fatalist America is a reality TV show now unfortunately.

@magnus08f250

7 жыл бұрын

Fatalist obama was a community organizer and we are still ok

@thelixir715

7 жыл бұрын

worst black mirror episode ever

@wallpaper4237

7 жыл бұрын

There is something that makes me morbidly curious about it.

@wallpaper4237

7 жыл бұрын

The title of President wasn't his entry-level job into politics like it is for Trump though...

"by the time we are done building the wall...we are gonna be the ones climbing over it" -6 years later still accurate

This is one of my all time favorite Bill Burr appearances, 11/10

How are you going to do that? " you'll see you'll see" 😂

@Bananapup

4 жыл бұрын

@Walker Burton ahh another man of culture. I welcome you

@PeopleHealthTru

4 жыл бұрын

3:26 The Trump Wall and a hilarious description of why polls are fake.

@ultrabigfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeopleHealthTru why did that have to be put here.

@PeopleHealthTru

4 жыл бұрын

@@ultrabigfella Joker Deadhead, he knew before you?

The part about the bilderberg meetings and eyes wide shut parties are 100% legit. If you haven't seen that movie. Look it up

@51UM

7 жыл бұрын

Didnt they film it in a rothschild mansion?

@Redant23

7 жыл бұрын

yup Clintons are definitely Demonic!

@SpymanTIVC

7 жыл бұрын

what's the name of the movie? Eye wide shut?

@TheBTEAMwins

7 жыл бұрын

51UM yes same mansion used in the Nolan batman films as "Wayne manor" same place

@TheBTEAMwins

7 жыл бұрын

SpymanTIVC yes eyes wide shut by Stanley Kubrick. His last film, also Kubrick was said to have 20 min of additional footage...the big wigs said take it out, he said no, and Stanley ended up dead right before the red carpet premiere But yea...eyes wide shut by Kubrick his last film

He really said, "those Eyes-Wide-Shut Parties" 😂

what i love about Conan is that he plays the guys that has a hard time following what bill's saying when in reality, he catch everything as fast as it comes out bill's mouth.... he just play that character so that mrs and mr average people at home can rewind a little and try to follow. This is a great host with a high IQ, no doubt about it. And then, well Bill is just priceless as always, i love the guy.

no one makes Conan laugh like bill burr

@Iproductions0

6 жыл бұрын

Mistah Jeezy if you need to be high to be funny...youre not funny tho

Love Bill Burr, kinda wish Conan hadn't brushed off the Bilderberg comment though.

@LegendaryManSlayer93

7 жыл бұрын

Kyle Young he always does. Bill has mentioned it at least twice before.

@mattstanislen3165

7 жыл бұрын

really? damn i didnt know he ever brought it up before

@Menelec

7 жыл бұрын

better improve your Burr binging game on youtube man

@Chooooty

7 жыл бұрын

Conan spoke at the bohemian grove that groups not far off from the bilderburgs

@disk0__

7 жыл бұрын

didn't want to die of natural causes

Narrator: “Things did change”

"What's going to happen to you?" You had to ask, didn't you Bill? You had to ask.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove That's what Bill is refereing to at 3:37

@lilpatofficial

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Siegler that's not what he's talking about...the Bohemian Grove is in the US, the bilderberg meetings are in different locations like it was in Dresden this year. Similar but not specifically what he's saying in this video...the fact that Conan deflects it and makes a joke out of it says it all though

@avedic

7 жыл бұрын

-__-

@Mars_junior

7 жыл бұрын

Patrik Sullivan he didn't deflect it he addressed what he said literally directly lol

@Mars_junior

7 жыл бұрын

viciousspew do you think he's Santa's puppet or the easter bunnies puppet? all I said is he didn't avoid the question because he actually didn't. maybe you guys watched a different video and commented here.

@headlight31

7 жыл бұрын

yep definitely

I had to come back here after watching colberts awkward interview with bill burr

@teresaa

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA DID THE SAME THING

@snoophogg1177

6 жыл бұрын

damit elephant yeah. Colbert is hollywoods ass puppet.

@flykicksdj

6 жыл бұрын

Colbert is terrible when interviewing

@Hammerton32

6 жыл бұрын

Me too!!

@caseykod4406

6 жыл бұрын

Same. I actually like Colbert, but he was in over his head. You could tell that he wanted to laugh but instead was just awkward and it shut down the energy. (Getting smacked with the realization that he wasn't the funniest person in the room didn't help. He was playing catch-up from the first punchline and couldn't just go with it like Conan does.)

And this is why we only laugh at comedians. Don't look to any of them for any good advice. Turns out, Bill was completely wrong, as usual. Just laugh at him and leave it at that.

Conan: "Are you worried about him at all being in office? Does it concern you?" Bill: "I dunno, I feel like the President- you only see him like once every three weeks..." *That did not age well.*

bill burr is absolutely the ONLY celebrity who wyd ever mention illuminati

@wasteofspace20

7 жыл бұрын

Charlie Sheen.

@DontMissVideos

7 жыл бұрын

Jnel28 and an Eyes Wide Shot reference

@Bidwellz9

7 жыл бұрын

eddie griffin, kat williams, martin lawrence, dave chapelle, patrice oneal.....they all did and they are just comedians..imagine how many others....celebrities speak out all the time, it gets thrown under the rug, hence your comment.. hes not the ONLY one

@RubHerSoul1

7 жыл бұрын

Jnel28 Zappa exposed the illuminati constantly. check KZread. this was back in the 80s and 90s.

@Braselton21

7 жыл бұрын

333 likes... illuminati confirmed :D

Wow Bill mentioned the "billdaberg group"

@cisumehtesresre9237

6 жыл бұрын

Notorious One and he hasnt been suicided yet

@MisterL2_yt

6 жыл бұрын

billdaberg xd

@hadesmcfadden2982

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, he's a comedian..you give this so-called "shadow" groups way to much credit.

@VegarotFusion

5 жыл бұрын

Bilderberg Group is not a shadow group. The guest lists is quite transparent as the media & people can record those who are invited as they enter. But what is discussed and what happens inside is off limits to the public

@autopilot3176

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Sguanch - a "mock human sacrifice" or real human burned alive? Screaming sounded too real, after fire came down.

After a 28 year run, Conan's 'late night' show ends on June 24th, 2021. For all of us who love to go on the regular Conan with Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald binges, let's all upvote this for Team Coco to see who we want as the first guests in his new HBO Max variety show!!!! Hail team Coco!

The Statue of Liberty!? Lol

Never heard of this guy Already love him

@LordAcidGibson

7 жыл бұрын

toonamioncrack check out his show on Netflix called F is For Family.

@alpacamale2909

7 жыл бұрын

terrible advice for an entry level burr. Just check the specials, I'm sorry you feel that way and You people are all the same

@sneakycheetah94

7 жыл бұрын

Hell, watch his specials on netflix, if you have it. There are 3 of them and they are awesome!

@dynasty945

7 жыл бұрын

Watch some of his standups pretty funny guy.

@guillermovillegasakena2009

7 жыл бұрын

toonamioncrack you're in for a treat...

U can tell Conan admires him as a true freestyle comic.

@GorGob

5 жыл бұрын

yeah he gets it the dark sarcasm

Somehow this keeps showing up on my feed, and somehow it’s the 5th time I’ve laughed hard at it

Wearing a yaks head having eyes wide shut parties. 😂

this is epic

@zestypinkman

6 жыл бұрын

Burrs kinda woke 😀

@luisfiliperosa7511

6 жыл бұрын

got that 666 upvote :^)

@jacobbabson6786

6 жыл бұрын

Leak Project if only he was right about the three week thing

@jpalpharo4304

6 жыл бұрын

Leak Project I’ve seen this video like ten times since the election, still cracks me up

@IsThisRain

5 жыл бұрын

Okay this is epic