Best entrance: "Was this too quick a transition?"

@kylebecker5647

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Bales What are you talking about? That joke was clearly about kids, and had nothing to do with black people. Even the people in the audience understood that, quit making everything about race.

@narts83

6 жыл бұрын

Let your eyes adjust lol, dudes too funny

@thehybridkid1615

6 жыл бұрын

KZread favors snowflakes so if I dislike your comment I’m gonna let you know because KZread won’t. With that being said Christopher your a dumb shit

@dannytv12

5 жыл бұрын

christopher bales huh?

@jasonbasant5624

5 жыл бұрын

@@christopherb5183 nigga what? 😂😂😭😭😭

"I own you til you're 18, do some jumping jacks "

@wisconsinlonnie4143

4 жыл бұрын

Hilfuckinarious 😂 😂 I'm Wisconsin Lonnie and I approve this message ™

@imbi9580

4 жыл бұрын

Not really related but i walked 2.5 kilometres everyday to go to school. Then i graduated and went to work and gained 10kgs in a span of 10 months

@itpugil

4 жыл бұрын

@@imbi9580 You should continue walking

"Stop feeding him. He doesn't have any money."

@teejay3698

5 жыл бұрын

Szaam 😂

@benciccarelli9870

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah he did say that in the video, you’re right.

@ramo5442

5 жыл бұрын

holy fuck, that's what he said!

@1afterthep

5 жыл бұрын

He is absolutely right, letting your kid get fat is really child abuse. I'm a kindergarten teacher and I am truly horrified about what I see in some of the kids' lunch boxes. Be parents what the fuck!

@madbear3512

5 жыл бұрын

@@1afterthep God be with you

"i had my first heart attack when i was 4" that part just killed me XD.

@Kuebel350

8 жыл бұрын

It also ended up killing the child. :P

@ahlemahle7491

7 жыл бұрын

me too hahaha

@yattaguru

7 жыл бұрын

Jordon Emanuel So where do we send the flowers to? 💐

@donaldclinton9548

7 жыл бұрын

may 2 was my birthday

@D3uceMango

7 жыл бұрын

Donald Clinton me too

His confused and girl voice are so fucking funny LOL

@matthewprestia7647

7 жыл бұрын

gg 123 swing and a miss

@keemleex5189

7 жыл бұрын

Kind of sounds like Stewart from Madtv! the "Look what I can do" guy! lol

@jakoda2514

6 жыл бұрын

Are you related to Joe Swanson?

@danfrednz

3 жыл бұрын

what? your a fucking moron. talking about obese CHILDREN

@mrkdemeritt

3 жыл бұрын

His girl voice which I've heard his wife Nina reply how it is not correct, is like he's trying to be a gay man y'all rememberPaul Lynde from celebrity whatever or the Hollywood squares?

"Uhh...there was a hurricane. Uhhh...people are wet." 😂😂

@Blowhole6969

5 жыл бұрын

that was basically Trumps speech...

@Grey_7

5 жыл бұрын

X 😂😂😂

@El_LeChErO91

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that had me going for awhile

@AmazinglyGayPhil

4 жыл бұрын

@@Blowhole6969 orange man bad.

@GraceMusyoka

4 жыл бұрын

@@Grey_7 Trump

"You're eating carrots and celery until I can pick you up again.." 😂😂

@MidnighttWolf

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

As a former fat kid I agree. I wish my parents were more into making me eat healthy when I was younger. It's easier to break bad habits when you're 5 than twenty years later

@standupstraight9691

2 жыл бұрын

When I was about 12-13 I was fat. I ate strawberry jam and cream sandwiches after school, and who knows what else. I would in no way allow my kid to do that.

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but.. You have the right being as happy as as you are happy thin... It's your life, f. them.

@flyingdutchdan

2 жыл бұрын

@@somegirl558 yes definitely. But being fat should not be normalized or promoted. Since obesity causes physical problems and has therefore directly an influence on your mental health as well. What you say is the typical 2022 thing to say… probably youre fat yourself and too lazy to put in the effort

@Tnargav

2 жыл бұрын

@@somegirl558 Not when it eventually becomes a burden to your family and others.

@mattblah7737

2 жыл бұрын

Damn near impossible as an adult. Most parents really just don't care all that much

This was the first time I saw Bill Burr. He has since become my favourite comedian of all time. Every single angry thing he rants about is comic gold! Bill Burr is the truth!

@elmSTREETnasty

8 жыл бұрын

+CallMeLum So this is about 10 years old, right? Maybe a little less? Damn man I wish I knew who he was back then. I was still listening to shitty stand up around that time.

@elmSTREETnasty

8 жыл бұрын

haart123 Hell yeah man Bill is awesome.

@efisgpr

7 жыл бұрын

CallMeLum I HOPE you haven't heard his podcast....so u can thank me 😂😂

@tolkienbullet

5 жыл бұрын

where was this at?

@pyetorshite7379

5 жыл бұрын

The phillyrant is by far one of thee best

"Stop feeding him, he doesn't have any money" simple truth. Yet comical

I love Bill Burr! Just his voice alone is hilarious!😀

@tonybparalegal

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, he uses his voice really well. He said watching George Carlin made him pay more attention to that. But, his voice is more interesting than Carlin's.

@theenergyalchemist6206

8 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the animated series on netflix were Bill Burr does the voice for the dad? Its called F is for family. Its soo funny!

@tyuirtyyu9035

7 жыл бұрын

H

@kubel83

7 жыл бұрын

Nari Freeman okay i know this is old but, yeah i think he is great too. His voice, the way he moves on stage. It is really hard for me to watch another comedian after seen Bill Burr. He just sets a standard that no one can keep up with.. Hell he is the best comedian i have ever seen.

@theenergyalchemist6206

7 жыл бұрын

kubel83 Yea, he's great. Have you seen the shoe F is for family on netflix? He does the voice for the dad. Its really funny too!

"I told him he couldn't have a cupcake and he just sat on my chest"😂😂😂😂

Bill is one of the best comedians ever. He's relentless. Every second of every minute of every show is a hit. There's no down time.

That lady is dying of laughter, LOL!

@neanam

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@davidmartineztorres8731

2 жыл бұрын

@@neanam 1:35

I love this guy. He just speaks his mind and it's fucking hilarious.

Bill Burr is just incredibly good. And it's not even an act… it's just who he is. There isn't an audience who wouldn't enjoy this guy. Other than feminists :D

@thefiremensch

9 жыл бұрын

yeahhh I was gonna say, feminists hate him!

@MeishaAthma

9 жыл бұрын

bledredwine ... and obese kids ;-)

@lowridersethman

9 жыл бұрын

Oh well let the feminists hate. Do you know anybody that likes feminists? I sure as sh*t don't! Maybe the feminists and fat kids can team up so then they can have somebody else that likes them besides themselves! :-P

@TheBlackJacksItalia

9 жыл бұрын

***** being hated by feminists is nothing but a badge of honor..

@lowridersethman

9 жыл бұрын

***** Just wanted to give a shout to you, and say good for you for not discarding your ability to see the humor in things in spite of any terrible past ordeals you've experienced! I know it's hard to not let these things define you. Hope you stay true to yourself and never lose that laughter!

"Good, go to bed" is the family I grew up with.

Bill Burr's impersonation of white women never fails to crack me up🤣

@eatass5627

11 ай бұрын

He’s literally doing his wife’s exact voice and she’s black as night

He’s invited to the cookout

@Giga_Ninja

3 жыл бұрын

I second that.

@geezushasrisen

3 жыл бұрын

No he’s not. I love Bill, but stop inviting white people to the “barbecue” because their funny/normal, decent people.

@manwithopinions12

3 жыл бұрын

@@geezushasrisen so what should people invite them for?

@Nyxiro

3 жыл бұрын

@@manwithopinions12 they can’t be normal apparently so I guess we gotta invite the non funny normal people

@manwithopinions12

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nyxiro and apparently indecent as well

I think Bill Burr had one of those real fathers. You know those that are not on reality shows "my kids is out of control. What can I do". Nah, his father just told Bill Burr what to do. Like a parent.

@bartborganelli7301

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just like the rest of us growing up in the 60's and 70's... The majority of us had fathers and I never heard, "Now, I'm going to count to three... or, If I have to tell you again..." HELL NO! We were told ONCE and after that FREE FLYING LESSONS! Were we abused? Most of us not, some yes. But we certainly respected them and there was nothing wrong with fear being a motivator!! The only greater emotion was that the love and provision the fathers also showed us. Period, the end.

@lawlicht8092

5 жыл бұрын

Nowaday most parents send their kids to a corner for a "timeout" as punishment. WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIMEOUT?

@WiseYetti

5 жыл бұрын

@@lawlicht8092 I'd take a smack over a timeout anyday. Timeout is legit torture unless meditating

@ribby9069

5 жыл бұрын

Bart Borganelli counting to three worked a treat on me and my siblings. Once a bystander was so concerned by our reaction to it she asked my mum what happened when she got to three. She replied she didn’t know, it had never happened.

@JimBob-ky8sm

5 жыл бұрын

If you want to see what bills dad was like just watch F is for family.

This reminds me of a Simpsons bit about obesity in one of Lisa's school films on genetics. The moderator is talking about how "fat children naturally come from fat parents", and they show a fat little kid, then the camera zooms out a bit to show the parents are also fat, but all 3 are scarfing down pizza.

@kakarot1192

8 жыл бұрын

oh yeah I remember that

@fatboitino2

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah

@BamaShinesDistillery

4 жыл бұрын

Hell its true. My wifes niece came over this past week....she has gotten soooo fat and shes like 10. But its no coincedence that her mamma is big enough to make a cow jealous. Its all her fault. Of course I made my thoughts known and get called an asshole, but hey.....theyve called me that before.

@Dave_ja_vu

4 жыл бұрын

Fat kids come from lazy shitty parents. Either it's because the parents are fat lazy fucks and they picked up the habits and the poor diet, or they are useless parents letting screens raise their kids and feeding them trash.

@Dave_ja_vu

4 жыл бұрын

And when you couple that with a nation where they eat commercially processed food on average 4-5 times a week, it's gonna lead to disaster.

Burr has been around for over 20 years; it can take a while to become established.

@htxflow

8 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Same with my other favorite comedian Corey Holcomb. These guys been doing comedy since mid 20's but didn't get fully established til their late 30's.../early 40's. It's refreshing to know all their hard work finally paid off

@ottogofast3882

5 жыл бұрын

That’s usually how it goes for most comedians unfortunately

@TheSlammurai

4 жыл бұрын

Cause Bill is a stubborn fuck and we all love him for it.

1:38 WOW she is SO CUTE

Burr is an outstanding comedian and most of the things he comments about are actually absolute gospel! How can fucking parents complaint about ANYTHING when THEY are they ones who feed their kids. Some parents need to be parented themselves, for fuck sake!

“...until I can pick you up again.” HAH! Killed me!!

Man, no one else makes me laugh as hard as Bill Burr does. His humor is so smart and to the point.

Burr: "Could Bush rehearse before he gives a speech?" Me, in 2020: Yikes....

@44BlueFoxes

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing. Could at least write some crib notes on the underside of that fake hair to glance at occasionally before he goes off spouting about walls.

@NathielIsaac

3 жыл бұрын

@@44BlueFoxes Sheesh man y’all just hate the dude... Salt.

@44BlueFoxes

3 жыл бұрын

@@NathielIsaacI don't hate anyone. But whenever Trump does a press conference he sounds like a seven year old giving a report on a book he didn't read. He makes Bush's speeches sound eloquent.

@AC-iz7eh

3 жыл бұрын

What I thought Trump was pretty good at giving speeches he even had those Marvel quips thrown in during debates with other people. Those one liners are instant memes

@mr.doctorcaptain1124

3 жыл бұрын

@@44BlueFoxes and now we have a president who has full blown dementia

“I’ll let your eyes adjust...” Genius!

2:37 I love when he does that voice

"He sat on my chest" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

You know you’re good when you have the brothas rolling.

I'm a 35 year old married woman and I don't care who you are, I don't want to share oxygen with anyone (feminist or not) that doesn't think this dude is hilarious. He is a brilliant naturally funny guy!

That book sounds interesting. Gonna find it on amazon

@metalman552

6 жыл бұрын

Go to a bookstore!

@henrygalvan9333

6 жыл бұрын

Lol maybe SK - cujo

@chrisp2481

5 жыл бұрын

its the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night. excellent read

@Rogersensei93

5 жыл бұрын

Metalman do bookstores deliver to your door

1:08 Can you imagine being a comedian and getting a reaction like that out of somebody. That's gotta feel amazing.

I can see how Patrice love him. Bill Burr carries Patrice spirit for us.

Damn ol girl at 1:40 cute af.

@antred11

3 жыл бұрын

Yup!

@joeyzwier

3 жыл бұрын

@Ashvin Vaidyanathan What, you think she's ugly?

@deltahomicide9300

3 жыл бұрын

DSL's

The wit of Carlin and delivery of Dice. One of the best. ❤

This was when Bill just started dating a black girl isn't it? He's looking like 90's RnB producer

I had no idea this guy was this hilarious ,I think his tone of voice and his honesty plays a big factor for me liking him..Lol I want more .

@adrianpate4694

9 ай бұрын

😂key elements in comedy

He sat on my chest and I couldn't breathe. He got a hernia for his birthday. Those two lines right there, just cracked me up. A true comedian genius.

Even his mannerisms are hilarious! Incredibly talented!

Obese kids were a rarity when I was a kid in the 60's. We ate home cooked meals, played sports and rode our bikes everywhere.

"Shaq's Five Minute Funnies" clip is under 4 mins

@RockDavid

8 жыл бұрын

+Tee OB and if it was 5:01 you would sit here and complain with your entitlement big talk right? h aha move on

@Tee-OhBee

8 жыл бұрын

David R entitlement big talk? It's a comment I made in good fun get your panties out of a bunch.

@RockDavid

8 жыл бұрын

Tee OB ha ha, you seem to lack the brain and missed the comment, seems Bill burr is over your head sugggest you move on

@Tee-OhBee

8 жыл бұрын

David R please explain

@Tee-OhBee

7 жыл бұрын

David R still waiting on that explanation

"No, you little shit. You're eating carrots and celery until I can pick you up again". lololololol!!!!

1:31 "I ha.. I had.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The girl at 1:41 is gorgeous!

@sunofpeter2

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha Dude i serched for this comment! Some fat kid joke was going on, i was laughing then boom , i am like Dayum! no my life is less complete knowing she is out there. jk she is gorgeous though

@sunofpeter2

3 жыл бұрын

actually the crowd is full of hotties!

@gregtechno506

3 жыл бұрын

2:53 nice view

@bs-py7ru

3 жыл бұрын

Burr: "Could Bush rehearse before he gives a speech?" Me, in 2020: Yikes....

I must confess I'm very late to the party with this guy, but what a talent. My god he's funny

"Stop feeding him...he doesn't have any money"

Billy killing it for decades best comic ever!

The impression of every “Karen” tryna set their kids straight was spot on

"They are like locusts" Fxck me blind! That was hilarious....

*Your eating carrots and celery until I can pick you up again* That part killed me like a 4 year old having a heart attack.

"I'll just let your eyes adjust"😂😂😂

so awesome to see everyone laughing at this guy, comedy can really transcend social and racial communities

“You’re eating carrots and salad until I can pick you up again.” 🤣

From across the pond - this guy is sheer brilliance.

Love the voices he makes....What a legend....One of the best out there....

1:40 ❤ What a beautiful lady!

2:53 that woman has her flashback and almost died from it and laughing simultaneously.

The silence when he first said "its the parents fault", tells you all you need to know.

They don't make comedians like Bill anymore, we have to enjoy it while he's here.

@2:12 Isn't that Ronnie DeVoe from New Edition/Bell Biv DeVoe?

@0Y0L

5 жыл бұрын

I really thinks its him

“uh…there was a hurricane and uh…people are wet” 😂😂😂😂

he actually makes me laugh out loud, havent done that in a while. Been watching all his youtube clips with him in it. Bill Burr, you've got a new fan!

I like him lmao. A four yr old getting a heart attack. That shit had me rolling 😂😂

"Was this too quick a transition" fucking dead!!

When Bill Burr goes full Jim Gaffigan! Love it

"you are going to eat carrot until I can pick you up again".GOLD

i laughed even harder when they cut to the lady OBVIOUSLY mouthing "oh my god" she made it so much funnier lmao

Man I can't wait until he have children. His children's life will be a goddamn comedy to anyone but themselves XD.

@sondersonics7534

4 жыл бұрын

@Mystomachhurt He has a daughter that’s like 3 years old

@mystomachhurt9312

4 жыл бұрын

@@sondersonics7534 yea i just figured t out when I start hearing his podcast a week ago :)

Chappelle and this guy are the best. You need to hear Bill's construction story when he was on Joe Rogan's show. Never seen Joe laugh that hard before.

"STOP FEEDIN HIM! HE DOESNT HAVE ANY MONEY" amazing

This guy makes me laugh so hard.

Here’s what I did: My daughter wouldn’t eat her dinner. I wrapped it up and stashed it in the fridge which then became next morning’s breakfast. That happened twice and that’s it. Easiest kid to feed forever after that and now she’s almost an adult and reflects VERY positively on that experience. Seriously! She’s not scarred or abused or anything. I did her, me, the world a favor. Be a parent not a friend.

@FreshLexo

6 ай бұрын

Fascinating. Bill has a similar joke where his mom did that to his brother.

Bill Burr is one of the few comedians that made more than one funny special.

"...he sat on my chest...😩" @2:51 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That women at 1:40 is very good looking!

@mojostevo

9 жыл бұрын

Dude, she was amazing!

@Timboslice475

9 жыл бұрын

Hell yes!

@mshake

9 жыл бұрын

Chris J I find myself in agreement with you.

@lowridersethman

9 жыл бұрын

She's definitely not a fat feminist! ;-)

@gabriel.hongkong

8 жыл бұрын

Chris J she's a 8/10. but because of those luscious lips i'm gonna give her a 9.5/10

"This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water" - Trump, 2018

@davidcraig7771

3 жыл бұрын

Trump 2020

@jakebenjamin6409

3 жыл бұрын

“This is a tough fire, one of the hottest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of heat” - me, 2020

@rond5936

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

A freash new Bill Burr Skit i havent seen. Died when he did the "Im 4 got my first heart attack" hahahaha

It's the parent's fault "STOP FEEDIN' EM! HE DOESNT HAVE ANY MONEY!" ...IM DONE! LOL!!!

Haha ive never heard this guy hes farking great!!!! Fresh stuff i laughed out loud a lot AWESOME

“He sat on my chest” part killed me lol

Bill burr with hair was hilarious

Was this the show he met his wife at?

@eddymunster4857

7 жыл бұрын

kevin coots of corpse!

@Cartman4wesome

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@cynthiaholland13

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely some beauties there!

My parents, as much as I love them, and many others, just can't get a grasp how to teach kids good nutrition habits.

@htxflow

8 жыл бұрын

Same with my parents

@urgfswallows

8 жыл бұрын

I firmly believe that with anything in life, moderation is key. You drink too much, guess what, you're probably an alcoholic who's at risk of ruining your life. Eat too much, you'll eventually be an over-weight slob who's health will be at risk. Smoke too much, you'll probably get cancer and possibly die. Its the same with everything else.....the key is moderation. I can still go to McDonald's and eat there, just not everyday. Maybe once every other week and still live a healthy active life. I (nor anyone else for that matter) doesn't need to become a vegetarian in order to improve your health.

“No you little shit you’re eating carrots and celery until I can pick you up again.” XD

He's the only comedian who can guarantee a laugh out of me 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Bill Burr definitely holds a Black Card. He's one of us.

@nuberiffic

5 жыл бұрын

That is the most weirdly racist comment I have ever read

@itswaaaay2ez

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. He's a so-called white man who can make anyone laugh. And just because his wife is black (fine as hell too) doesn't mean he's one of us. He's just funny . . . stop claiming these "white" folks.

@nuberiffic

5 жыл бұрын

@@detectivejimmymcnulty1676 No. It's a racist comment that I found really weird. What part of that do you not understand?

@detectivejimmymcnulty1676

5 жыл бұрын

nuberiffic why is it racist Mr Hypersensitive?

@nuberiffic

5 жыл бұрын

@@detectivejimmymcnulty1676 because race is the only topic in the comment Captain Can't Read

I made the mistake of watching this while eating and I almost choked from laughing at this shit lol

look at that magnificent hair, surely he will cherish it forever and never lose it.

Carrots and salads until i can pick you up again 😂

damn was this from 15 years back? The dude has been at it fer YEARS! O>o Still gold.

Mr. Burr is funny as f......... Keep it up, sir!!

Almost died laughing 🤣.......best

"No you little shit, you're eating carrots and celery until I can pick you up again." LMAO

"My little brother didn't like what we were having for breakfast...My Dad threw a glass of milk in his face"

His impression of Bush sounds like how trump speaks 😂

"tough love" we need this so so much

"Jesus Christ they're everywhere! They're like locusts!".....killed me hahaha!!