Don’t lie to us Sam. You’re not getting any new subs. I know photoshop when I see it

@efafvadffweafbvzagdafs8076

4 жыл бұрын

MS Prait subsmmm

@memegazer

4 жыл бұрын

General Same I am your biggest fan notice me senpai

@imjustsayingtho1464

4 жыл бұрын

Hamish S i read this in Ugandan 🤣🤣🤣

@b_a_z_e_dv.2.067

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks ssethtzeentach, very cool

just wait till they see how family friendly you are theyll stay for sure

@M-1996A1

4 жыл бұрын

justin shiro it’s all fun and games until mom walks by when the volume is up.

@Nickles4

4 жыл бұрын

Wait till they hear more bangers from the shiro. That'll keep em around

@youstolemyhandleyoutwat

4 жыл бұрын

What a fucking magnificent father figure he is. What a loving husband he is. His wife is luckky af. 💯💯💯💯

@TonyTony..

4 жыл бұрын

Sam claims to be a Captain but the facts are right there in his name.

@prod_yasha

4 жыл бұрын

on gawd

"Don't send a straight man to do two gay men's job" -G. Sam 2020

@crazycrab1242

4 жыл бұрын

I love how hes married and has a child and says this lmao

@Dak-xf5qj

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazycrab1242 "wife", good one. Abby's a man in drag and everyone knows it. The kid's just something he picked up on the way home from chik-fil-a

@enoughvincent

4 жыл бұрын

nono he's been saying that sing 1998

@therecklessengineer5796

4 жыл бұрын

is the job bum sex?

@commanderfox0123

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dak-xf5qj He adopted the kid from a shoppingcart at K-mart tho

"I'll be a dog to them" Just like Steve's mom.

@jackmehof2503

4 жыл бұрын

Truly an epic comment

Wounded neutralized combatant: "IM CHILL! IM CHILL! IM CHILL!" General Sam: **Remembers the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to business**

@thiccboi156

4 жыл бұрын

Corporate Loophole

@Seth-hf2rq

4 жыл бұрын

Thicc Boi *THICK CORPORATE LOOPHOLE*

@gavin67

4 жыл бұрын

600

@ethanknight664

4 жыл бұрын

Capitalism at its finest.

@thepsalmist4677

4 жыл бұрын

Sightless_Seeker No, there isn’t. Capitalism quite literally brought about the global market.

This Year: The Rats Strike Back

@cole5953

4 жыл бұрын

Hit em with a rat attack boys.

@ashenwuss1651

4 жыл бұрын

Year of the rat bois

@jacksonb6745

4 жыл бұрын

The rats want Tarkov

@Ceelker

4 жыл бұрын

The Rats is a Jerma thing :(

@Bread0917

4 жыл бұрын

I disagree. Rat Culture is for all to enjoy and indulge in.

I've been around since the beginning. I hate to sound so typical here but I'm legit jealous of Sam's success. I knew back when he quit his job to dedicate more time to KZread he would eventually blow up. Sounds silly but all the new people can't share the ride we had watching Sam do his thing over the years. His channel is going to continue to grow more and more at a rapid rate now. I found this channel from a friend recommendation and since then I've forwarded his content to many of my friends. This system will move along faster and faster now that he's had a huge growth spurt. I'm jealous of your success dude but you're still one of my all time favorite KZread channels. You're fucking killing it man. What I really like most is Sam doesn't do any bandwagon content except for here and there occasionally. What I miss most is his solo series where he RPs the character he's playing.... Had so many good laughs with that and I really miss that content. Hopefully he'll do something like that again someday.

@bloodzdude

4 жыл бұрын

wow dude youre such a cooooool hipster we are so proud of you. who cares man.

@bloodzdude

4 жыл бұрын

Hunter McKenna ooooo called a troglodyte by an anime avi, I’m shook.

@BooBooKeyshehe

4 жыл бұрын

Goodnight sweet Shekelstein

@VanillaSunrise

4 жыл бұрын

Generalsam122 dayz videos.. we lost so many in the transition to 123

@josephstalinsdaughter6499

4 жыл бұрын

I found this channel while watching nude yoga vids

“What’s the most attractive part of a woman?” “Her balls” LMFAOOOOO

Sam “He’s a psycho I had to” Also Sam “Shoots unarmed guy multiple times, and continues to shoot he’s dead body” saying “he’s getting back up!”

@VinnyBRotten

4 жыл бұрын

Police officers when they see a black person

@gabe8070

4 жыл бұрын

It's scary how realistic Sam's brutality is to cop's.... He prolly watches those videos on repeat

@TripNumba1

4 жыл бұрын

femme pan 420 it’s funny cause it true

@kylo-benshapiro687

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't know Sam was a LAPD officer

@knight1706

4 жыл бұрын

salty gamer blue man bad heeererreerre deeeeerrrrrr

Subbing to Sam is like stock I got in while it was low and now it’s popping off and I’m feeling good

@33blaz3r8

4 жыл бұрын

@@vinnychenz00 shout out to Sam's now banished shekelstein series

@jestersnb9761

4 жыл бұрын

shoutout to the skyrim subs

@frostytrooper5695

4 жыл бұрын

33 blaz3r never forget

@lolihitler4198

4 жыл бұрын

shoutout to the DayZ subs

@MetalCoreMonster

4 жыл бұрын

Loli Hitler DayZ sub reporting in sir

“How I lost 60k subs in 15 mins, (The new subs hate him!)”

Who in their right mind choose SCP over sub Rosa? Never mind, get that shit loaded up and running and Gerald on the phone, and we’re good to go.

1:30 lol wtf he's playing kenshi IRL lol

@alessandrolira4035

4 жыл бұрын

This n*gga better make a kenshi vid soon.

@M-1996A1

4 жыл бұрын

Kenshi, now for Valve Index

@thegooobley1993

4 жыл бұрын

@@alessandrolira4035 I bought a R.O.B amiibo and names it Chad bot because of that series (It's technically my cousins, but I payed for it, and I'm the only one that plays Smash Bros on the switch.)

@eg_palm_tree3347

2 жыл бұрын

Who's the guy he's "fighting"

General Sam first he taught us how to play as a rat. Now he’s teaching us how to live as a rat.

@donatter1042

4 жыл бұрын

Remember to never trust the king rat, learn from him, but never trust him, Bc he’s still a rat

@antdau3847

4 жыл бұрын

60 thousand people used to live here... now it’s a ghost town

@novainfinity487

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a video of summit reacting to sam

@angeloparadella436

3 жыл бұрын

FAX

These new bois will never know the adventures of Chaidolf Sitler, Sheckelstein and Clint Yeastwood like we do.

@awildpotato6275

4 жыл бұрын

I demand the title of the video being referenced... I demand it at once!

@PITCHBLACKLIVE

4 жыл бұрын

And Hugh Janus

@excitableboy7031

3 жыл бұрын

@@awildpotato6275 i can smell the reddit on you. We dont take kindly to your kind here

@shgds

3 жыл бұрын

@@excitableboy7031 but do you know the title of the videos?

@excitableboy7031

3 жыл бұрын

@@shgds well yeah, shekelstein was yeeted off the channel for being too spicy, Chairdolf Sitler and Clit Yeastwood are from his skyrim videos.

“It may look like a town car but it handles like a coupe” *runs down a bunch of people* Lmao 😂

"You know how I know this games science fiction, because all the prisoners are white" nice way to introduce the new subs

im glad more people are watching sam, we need more people to see this trainwreck of a human. its like watching a bomb go off, you cant look away but your horrified that you keep watching.

@skypants2

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully Sam can enlighten many young, impressionable people by being an object lesson on how not to live your life.

@mjf69

4 жыл бұрын

The more people watch him, the more content he makes, the more he neglects his daughter. It's a win-win-win situation.

@therealshug

4 жыл бұрын

The gushers video, he's talking about the gushers

@suicidalspaghetti5731

4 жыл бұрын

No

@jlaw442

4 жыл бұрын

I don't see the problem he seems normal to me

*what Sam thinks: "I dont really feel like playing scp" *what Sam says: "I have to beat my new Subs into submission"

"its all fun and games till the three gay security guards get the black card" -Newton himself

We've become Sam's abused house wife. we've gotten used to him him beating us up we just sit the corner and watch as Sam brings in his new girlfriend, ready beat them, to restart the cycle.

@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME

4 жыл бұрын

Swap housewife with daughter and then you've got a good metaphor going.

@Krunkitty

4 жыл бұрын

I think you are getting sam confused with onion boy

@breadman2983

4 жыл бұрын

@@Krunkitty oh god, don't start of onion child. I'd prefer to forget about a scumbag like him.

And just like that, Sam scared away all of his new subs

@troygrindley3793

4 жыл бұрын

lil_chainmail if they can’t take him at his best, then they sure as hell wouldn’t last five minutes at his worst 😂😂

@bepo3157

4 жыл бұрын

@@troygrindley3793 they wouldn't last 10 seconds

@Jagpagaco

4 жыл бұрын

Me , a new sub : Oh cool a new video ... that's pretty neat !

@justsomeguy1136

4 жыл бұрын

And a few long time subs. I really wanted to see him absolutely make chaos of scp.

@monpekokero

4 жыл бұрын

He's afraid of trying because he's afraid to fail

"I gotta make a call" *dials out* "Hang on, I'm getting a call" *otherdude who stole the phone answers* "You wrecked the car..." I genuinely laughed so hard I cried, thank you General Sam

14:03 “Her Balls.”

@carebear2707

4 жыл бұрын

14:01

Aquafps: *does literally anything* Sam: "you're doing it wrong." *acts like a rat and profits*

@heilhonkler6981

4 жыл бұрын

Rat? I think you mean jew

@MW2isthebest123

4 жыл бұрын

Heil Honkler that’s what he said

@LittleX100

4 жыл бұрын

Got dam

@heilhonkler6981

4 жыл бұрын

Quick, get the Zyklon B!

Good stuff Sammy. Fighting the good fight against your ever receding hairline.

@conner1317

4 жыл бұрын

I dont think you should ever call anyone sammy.. Unless thats the name on their birth certificate

@aboz8649

4 жыл бұрын

BRO LMAO SAM

@borismuller86

4 жыл бұрын

dirty dicc sam that fight has been lost. It’s time for Sam to get those juicy plugs.

"Do you have a black disk?" "We don't see color, so we don't know" LMAO!!! DEAD!!!

This has been the most sexually confusing rollercoaster I have ever ridden.

"Even Summit1G reacted to my video on stream." Summit1g: DYUUUHUHUHUHUHHHUHUH-

@ClueLess9966

4 жыл бұрын

Hue hue hue hue

@parkerjackson4880

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never laughed so hard that I’ve said “HYUCK”

Sam: “I’ve often said I don’t see color either”. Other guy: “Yeah we’re not racists”.

@MVPHILLY1

4 жыл бұрын

Racist but ok

@bigdaddyflavortown4606

4 жыл бұрын

Thx homie. Coming in with the autocorrect

@Digital_Flayer

4 жыл бұрын

Hunter McKenna what video?

I’ve been watching you for years and still haven’t subscribed. Until you disobeyed the vote and played Sub-Rosa cleaving way for my unadulterated loyalty to the seaway of sweat that is GeneralSam.

@shnouth5391

3 жыл бұрын

Sub Rosa better than scp anyways

subbed for tarkov rat, stayed for 3 ricardo milos locked in a room~

Shady Jew gets convicted for vehicular manslaughter and smooth dealing, gets sent to Prison but it's Monster's INC.

Alternate Title: Sam nukes the straights while grabbin' a handful of Fumble's thicc booty Edit: FuNgLe

@GilleyThaKid

4 жыл бұрын

Its "fungle". but maybe gay fungle is fumble

@nxght6694

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Gilbert he be fumbling them balls

@AgentWill65

4 жыл бұрын

Hunter McKenna ;)

I love how your uploading. It makes me happy to watch your content on a regular basis

Exciting!! excited to see you expanding!!! Love the growth, and have been enjoying all the content and the increase in quality from the olden days.

I was pissed for a sec when he said he was gonna play SCP over sub Rosa. So I’m glad he’s so spiteful. I wanted to see more sub Rosa

@mrpariah8060

4 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@nickleach8589

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly love it haha it keeps it interesting 😂

@YuriVelcroripper

3 жыл бұрын

I love his sub rosa content.....🔥

Never change your ways Sam, these new subs need to be beat into submission.

Joke’s on you. I’ve been waiting for more sub rosa content for months

Likely one of the best vids you have made good work and thanks for you years of dedication to yourself rather than chasing trends I recall when i first watched you in Ser Winter's video on rust and thought "here is a dude that is just here to have fun and make some fucking money" all these years later and I still enjoy watching you.

the art of the deal

@savagewraith

4 жыл бұрын

The subtlety of a shekel scheme.

I’m legitimately so glad you chose to play sub rosa again, cause goddamn those bidz were funny

When you came to his channel for oblivion colorized and the occasional Rust video but end up getting Kenshi, Hunt Showdown and Tarkov, and you love every second of it.

3 gay guys having a blast, and so is the other billions of people too!

I still kind of miss the old Hunt Showdown vids. They were great.

@bbbbbbb51

2 жыл бұрын

Sam is funny in general, but his rp humor is the best.

I am scared because of how fast I clicked this Amazing title

Sam, been watching for years at this point and gotta say ur recent content has been among ur best bravo (rip shecklestein)

Something I've noticed about Sam after watching him since about 2018 is that he's very good at everything he does. Case in point, notice how easily his moods change in the intro. For the longest time I've wondered why I like him so much and I finally understand. Sam IS the regular, blue collar dude trying to put food in his family's stomachs, he's mastered it. Mr. Sam I salute you, doing what I've been trying to do subconsciously since the moment you debuted into my life. Thank you, honestly.

"I got lost in your gayze" I lost it

Sam: welcoming new subs with the single weirdest final thirty seconds of a video I’ve ever seen. Godspeed

i've been subbed for about 3 years and im happy that you keep growing

Bro I want to say thank you for giving us content and not selling out and playing the same 1-3 games over and over like the rest of this dried KZread/Twitch community. Keep doing what you doing it’s sick af

Only real g's remeber when boss man used to upload those hidden places in skyrim. So happy to see how big the channel has come.

@DetectiveMekova

4 жыл бұрын

I low key miss those videos. They were a evidence of a simpler time. Before the year of the Rat. His humor has definitely evolved though. His earlier vids were a bit stiff as he tried to pinpoint the direction he wanted to take his channel.

@Blank-LLC

4 жыл бұрын

Bring back schekelstien

@joecool2721

4 жыл бұрын

I miss the Oblivion series

@DetectiveMekova

4 жыл бұрын

@@joecool2721 The X Man series was comedy gold. Fight man was when I decided to actually sub to the guy.

@TonyTony..

4 жыл бұрын

They were so subtle and relaxing

12:06 "are you straight bro" What about this from last year "don't bring my trees sexual orientation into this Mom it's 2019" *Edit* this is the most likes I've ever had

dude that intro of you beating the new kids got me so hooked i've been rewatching that single part for an hour now

7:27 When the school nerd brings his AR into the locker room

this is literally what i needed, came to the channel to see one of the old videos and find out he just uploaded a new one

Glad your channel is growing. Its actually really cool seeing how you've grown since the Skyrim days keep it up.

@stankostankochunt5837

4 жыл бұрын

Now he just needs to grow a pair of big masculine homosexual balls & give us OGs back those unlisted vids

@iwanttodie7199

3 жыл бұрын

@@stankostankochunt5837 I fucking miss shekelstian those were some good days.

You made my day :') All these streamers and youtubers are so soft for their subs and you're just manhandling all of us.

IM SO HAPPY YOU MADE IT MAN I REMEMBER SUBBING WHEN YOU ONLY HAD 1000 I KNEW YOUD MAKE IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU

As someone whose been watching since the Fallout 4 playthrough, I'm glad to see this tire fire burning strong and growing

2:58 when that guy tries to sit in the stall had me honking

God I love this channel, started watching in the RDR2 era and still not disappointed. The only channel I enjoy rewatching/binging

Man, how you deliver your videos is unique, when I first saw your vids by the time you already havr 500k subs, I'm having a vibe of mixed videogamedunkey and vanossgaming. I have a good feeling on your channel bro, keep up the good vids!

Your Sub Rosa content is my absolute favorite. And I was one of those twats who joined for Tarkov!

@neecheo5984

4 жыл бұрын

Shep bet you like balls bro

@imallergictobullets

4 жыл бұрын

1314 You got me pegged

@burninsherman1037

4 жыл бұрын

@@imallergictobullets just be warned, we don't give reach arounds here.

@neecheo5984

4 жыл бұрын

Blargen Flargen and we’re only gay on everyday that ends with a y

@burninsherman1037

4 жыл бұрын

@@neecheo5984 exactly.

Wrong, I subbed because your gusher video popped up in my recommendations. I watched it in disgust and gleefully smashed that sub button on account of your self-destructive nature xD

@DetectiveMekova

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to literal hell my friend. His videos are Gold. I found out about him through his Hidden Skyrim location videos. Pretty much any of his videos are choice. His rainbow six vids got me into that game, and now I'm a slave to the system.

@adlibguy6078

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDD

My first video that i watch on your channel was tarkov yes but... I watch other videos and i love it. Sense of humor and "non family" jokes is just everything what i need and that personality damn fatty boy you are awsome. Btw i subbed of course after 2-3 videos. Only thing is sad that you stopped streaming, Twitch says that your last stream was almost half year ago :(

Congrats man you deserve it!

This video took a weird turn also love the end music I remember that riff from the Skyrim days

Sam I've been here since the black warrior days. I'm so happy for you

Very happy that more folks are watching Sam. I think he deserves it.

I enjoy how high quality your content is getting

Rest easy Chairdolf Sitler, my sweet prince.

Makes me feel good that i’ve been here since the skyrim days

Honestly your the best person to watch on KZread, you crack me up and you always give us what we didn’t necessarily want but what we really need! Love Sub Rosa 🤘🏽

Honestly after watching most of your vids I gotta say your Kenshi videos are some of my favorites.

I’m genuinely upset I missed out playing with everyone cause I love the content so much

ive actually been waiting for another Sub Rosa videos i legit cant get enough of those 2 jewish guys fighting over cash. please let them be in this episode lol

Used to watch your videos from time to time a few years back, was never really subbed, just got recommended again and remembered to sub this time.

hands down best and most genuine youtuber

yeah, i was one of those tarkov plebs. but after a couple days i started watching this channel instead of playing tarkov and found my life instantly got much better..

Came in my pants when i saw you were playing this again. "It may look like a town car but she handles like a coupe."

Bro no wonder you blew you up your actually so funny might be high on drugs but love you man

I love coming back to this it’s pure gold😂😂

This feels like a ram ranch storyline.

Whew. I was beginning to get scared for my favorite jew with all those tarkov videos.

NEW levels of production. Bravo.

Your intros are always v well done, good vibes, and funny asf. I damn near watch them as their own video.

60,000 Subs within One Month? Now that’s what I call a Smooth Deal

The rat and chad term is literally spread everywhere. I’m hearing it in games that have nothing to do with loot

@Toto-sv3vl

4 жыл бұрын

Chad was a thing before general sam especially in the rust community

@guyman9655

4 жыл бұрын

@@Toto-sv3vl he brought awareness though

@Dampzombieslayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toto-sv3vl Chad isn’t even a gaming term lol

@haroldbalzac6336

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dampzombieslayer it is now pussiboi

Well Sam I’ve been watching you for years, so I’m glad to see new people checking out your channel.

The best part about watching General Sam as a grown man is that you you don't have to feel ashamed, because it's another grown man making it.

3:35 straight up Tarantino scene

the second he said he was doing a vote I knew it was a trap

This went from asserting dominance over the new subs to a coming out video

I like how Sam just consistently goes against what his audience wants and what the algorithm favors and he still thrives

Jokes on you bud, Subrosa was my favourite video when I went through your back log New Sub: 1 SeneralGam: 0

Damn I would have loved another SCP video lol

Absolutely amazing video Sam! As always got me laughing my ass off

"Oh look at this beautiful money!"