“I went to the doctor to talk about my weight, he told me to open my mouth and say oink”

@oliverclothezoff3361

3 жыл бұрын

You dirty dog

@6hughmungus9

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you need better insurance

@hidenfn

3 жыл бұрын

"9/11 *heavy wheezing* "

@GareyPongat

3 жыл бұрын

He's doing it for a role

@chucknorrisevolved

3 жыл бұрын

based Norm poster

I get Sam was complimenting the outfits of German soldiers in ww2, but now he has taken a fondness of their hairstyle as well

@johnxina6327

3 жыл бұрын

Hm Germans?

@ratman7976

3 жыл бұрын

Wait for the nose beard

@johnxina6327

3 жыл бұрын

Wait till you see some flags and helmets, then he starts playing German music.

@siryeetusthe3rd495

3 жыл бұрын

Shit was slick tho my man. Run that fade.

@redmiller3567

3 жыл бұрын

Hugo boss made dope fucking clothes there's no disputing that

Sam acting like he had to quarantine when he never leaves his house anyways lmao

@gazzy9136

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds familiar...

@10Tie

3 жыл бұрын

I think maybe he meant his wife was home more so she'd make more food

@clawzx1195

3 жыл бұрын

Sam acting like quarantine is just *over*

@clownworld4655

3 жыл бұрын

Quarantine is for mouthbreathers anyways

@officaldungeons

2 жыл бұрын

@@clownworld4655 not quarantining is for intubation breathers

"It's not about the destination, it's about the journey" inserts where AlGadhafi was found dead lol.

@midgetman4206

3 жыл бұрын

who's that?

@mazyad3816

3 жыл бұрын

MidgetMan 420 Libya’s dictator.

@midgetman4206

3 жыл бұрын

@@mazyad3816 ok thanks

@alexroxhissox

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he wasnt dead. He was found hiding and beat to death.

I was literally watching this video on my phone, with raycons, while wiping my ass and not hearing it. The absolute beauty of it.

Surprised bumbo didn’t sneak his way into the server the second you said that muscle was 11.

@Tezmex77

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@Lelfay

3 жыл бұрын

AxxL Christ not you again

@iamunrated1247

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, how is that even supposed to be funny

@clawzx1195

3 жыл бұрын

Errr no offense

@_grimleythesequel

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku jesus christ man

Sam is turning into a boomer that hates his wife, and within 2 years he’s going to be making comics about politics and wanting to die because of his wife.

@churrosmcgee624

3 жыл бұрын

Funny you think she wont kill him before he even gets to that point :)

@Wetbread88

3 жыл бұрын

@@churrosmcgee624 she's already begun the process by hiking his cholesterol

@lysandyr3609

3 жыл бұрын

That's weird. He already wants to kill himself because of his wife

@atypicaluser3667

3 жыл бұрын

@@churrosmcgee624I'm predicting Sam's wife's going to buy a cook book titled "serial killer's victim last meal" before that happend.

@mrsainzx5639

3 жыл бұрын

alan moore's v fpr vendetta is a cool and light hearted comic booklet

Sam's raycon sponsor has the energy of a foot massage on Epstein island.

@Dmort59Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s leave this as the gem it is and attempt 420 comments of nice.

This extract camping spot looking kinda weird Sam

19:27 This is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. Back to back Bryan perfection

@matthewrames5741

Жыл бұрын

i had to do a double take when I heard it before i realised bryan commented on it too XD

19:34 I'm 31 years old and that made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to pass out

@juancruzfernandezcustillo8466

3 жыл бұрын

that was the juiciest fart i've ever heard in my entire life

@damonvi013

3 жыл бұрын

im 27, and i cried more tears laughing at that fart than i did shedding tears at my wedding. i shed not a single one at my wedding, but fuck did i lose it at that fart

@wzrd.7471

3 жыл бұрын

@@juancruzfernandezcustillo8466 Pkj

@yungquagton

3 жыл бұрын

im 12 and i smoke weed

@ratman202

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 7 and I cook and sell meth

19:34 im crying and i cant stop replaying help

Honestly how do you feel about that time John Mcaffee said “Janet whoever this motherf*cker is- put him on the list.” You never really gave your thoughts on that.

@YourPalKindred

3 жыл бұрын

wait what

@arctichoundtv2823

3 жыл бұрын

@@YourPalKindred at the end of sams forehead fables where he had john mcaffe on, John mcaffe said what was in the comment above

@user-fg8ux8zo6w

3 жыл бұрын

once he breaks out of Norwegian jail he's coming for him

@YourPalKindred

3 жыл бұрын

@@arctichoundtv2823 Sam's time is limited

@organic1714

3 жыл бұрын

@@arctichoundtv2823 so what did he say

If a baby was born and put immediately into vr minecraft for the rest of its life, will the baby eventually develop a real pain once they take damage in game?

@arabscamel1034

3 жыл бұрын

Wtf, lol.

@supertthegamer670

3 жыл бұрын

Butter. You're thinking too much. *who told you about our experiments?!*

@swosels

3 жыл бұрын

Sam make another baby now

@humphreybrogart8392

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe, pain is a physical stimuli but if the brain believes it exists in the VR world it could develop actual pain. There's no research on the matter, so we'll have to find a baby and find out.

@theveganlawyer2193

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

Fat Sam is honestly better, brings back memories of....the dark times

@coljuh

3 жыл бұрын

Skyrim days?

@aubreybates8564

3 жыл бұрын

Them General Sam122 days?

@jackcarroll6200

3 жыл бұрын

Colby * the skyrim days are gold

@mudman3831

3 жыл бұрын

Can we get a mail time with dragon dildos???

@stdshurt7972

3 жыл бұрын

Shek-shekl-sheekek...I cant speak his name,its a curse ..

If you lifted you could become the most accurate senator Armstrong known to man

@TheTctoocold

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHA

Damn Sam knows exactly how long it takes till a cut on the arm heals. He’s soooooo deep

@whywhy8324

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike that cut Suicide attempt more like pay attemption to me amirite

@sambone2809

3 жыл бұрын

nah dude if you are trying to actually die that shit is a scar. that stays with you.

@TheLangster

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me it takes waay longer than a week and a half for a somewhat deep cut to heal. I’d know cause I’ve done that shit before lmao

@dumcanem1282

3 жыл бұрын

That barbed wire really did it to em

@cesarvialpando7736

3 жыл бұрын

Not too sure why i read it as cum.

1:20 Clearly you've never heard of a shake weight good sir

@seriouslyslinky1420

3 жыл бұрын

Yea... a shake weight

@beast11369

3 жыл бұрын

yes... not the beating of meats

I’d rather be fat than have to explain to my family why my trash can is filled to the brim every few days.

@Hanzer-ns5bh

3 жыл бұрын

"Those are just snot rags. No, no, don't touch 'em ma, I'll change it..."

@Alex-lt5ho

3 жыл бұрын

Huh, I didn’t get it til I read the replies, why does being fat have anything to do about jacking off?

"Now I know what it's like to be Shaq's girlfriend." nice

my weekly dose of mysogyny, you never disappoint

i am fucking absolutely crying my eyes out to 19:33

Having your birthday in minecraft twice is like getting rejected by the blind girl for being to ugly. Really sad but fun to watch

@marcanmonger4055

3 жыл бұрын

it’s not sad if it’s minecraft with the bros, plus he probably had actual birthday stuff

As a matter of fact sleeping in closets is pretty comfortable. Every once in a while I do it, but in all honesty it depends on the floor man. Goodbye

@gnomeman5808

3 жыл бұрын

Especially carpet

@charlesdemers1197

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@jimpa7011

3 жыл бұрын

Goodbye

@gentlemanpleasant7335

3 жыл бұрын

**Wayfair would like to know your location**

@jvorakoth

3 жыл бұрын

Duncan Dimnadome they don’t need it, they’ve kept me locked up for years

1:15 absolutely destroying your setup when the baby starts to cry after putting her to sleep 5 minutes ago 😕

Guys if we all request Tarkov he'll post more stuff like this.

@armintor2826

3 жыл бұрын

Reverse reverse psychology

@blortbugman8722

3 жыл бұрын

Its our only hope for more kenshi!

@rinkashikachi

3 жыл бұрын

Not everybody wants to watch it

@hughjanos3992

3 жыл бұрын

nah his tarkov vids are good but nobody likes michael soft flight sim even sam couldnt make that game not boring even on that special day of the year so thats the game we "beg" for more of ;)

@pickledpeckers7789

2 жыл бұрын

@@hughjanos3992 Except every video on tarkov is the exact same

“This is my real home, where it’s so warm and safe.” 😂😂😂😂

I feel like the last time someone enslaved Jewish families it went terribly for everyone involved...

@XyzCloud

3 жыл бұрын

No, it went great! That’s how I met my wife.

@salahad-din9168

3 жыл бұрын

Not everyone

@TerexJ

3 жыл бұрын

Especially for the people who defeated them.

“Now I know what it’s like to be shaq’s girlfriend “ 🍳💀☠️💀☠️💀

" I've gotten fat again" -General Sam

Really appreciate how you managed to get the actor who played gimli on today’s episode Sam, nice work

I like that this community doesn’t get butt hurt over a suicide joke

@brotherchungus5464

3 жыл бұрын

“Do a flip”

This was actually really fun to build with everyone from the server. We had a few shitheads but they got siphoned out as we went on.

Rather have my parents get fat then divorced

@EngineBacon

3 жыл бұрын

Were you meaning “than” or “then”

@lukeguy6978

3 жыл бұрын

??? there's two thens? holy shit this is news to me

@foreversacred

3 жыл бұрын

luke warm there is one then. they're two different words

@freindlyspicerun4424

3 жыл бұрын

@Taurev Hamina i believe you mean cigarette milk

@lukeguy6978

3 жыл бұрын

DualBitAxolotl it was like 4:00 am when i made that comment but thank you for explaining it lol

Happy Birthday Sam✌🏼 cheers for all the videos and podcasts. Really appreciate it man🙏🏼

10:30 Stalltt sounding like Seth Rogen

1:12 General Sam, creator of the “I took the day off to J-off” t-shirt, everybody

For how much Sam isn’t serious, the editing in his videos are top tier and it’s incredible

Ricardo as a mine craft character ......my god.... perfection

Why stop in Minecraft, orphans come cheap nowadays.

@grimreefer9324

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Obama very cool

@brotherchungus5464

3 жыл бұрын

Great advice. Thanks Obama.

Finally, Sams doing more slave play. Now I can practice that other workout he was talking about.

“You wan climb em” is underrated

Love your humor and your videos. Been watching you for a while keep it going my guy!

Your editing is a labor of love and it really shows. Keep it up!!

raycon: the only mass sponsor no one rolls their eyes at

Ah. Poor General Sam. Your Family: Enslaved Don’t worry, You Killed Them, Not Only The Men. But The Women & Children Too

@6hughmungus9

3 жыл бұрын

Dont fuck with Uncle Terry when he's been drinking.

@Reth_Hard

3 жыл бұрын

I know how it is to be poor and enslaved... I wish I could play Minecraft in VR, anyone he can send me 500$ so I can buy a VR set?

@cstarchild

3 жыл бұрын

Reth Tard wish I could, but I ain’t got no cash either

@Reth_Hard

3 жыл бұрын

@@cstarchild I guess my only option now is to rob a bank... Thank you anyway. Have a good day.

@cstarchild

3 жыл бұрын

Reth Tard you too

Happy 1 mill Sam been watching you since Skyrim happy to see you getting the notoriety you deserve your videos are funny asf man

I'm always amazed with the effort sam puts into his videos the lighting the camera shots just everyhting

10:05 one of my good friends literally had a seizure because of that song it was pretty traumatising ngl... thanks for reminding me of it, keep up the dope content.

i’ve never been this early

@shlongus8767

3 жыл бұрын

Me neither

@freddierowe-crowder7178

3 жыл бұрын

Nether bro

@imbatman9564

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@lefs

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say neither as well but you get the point

@shawnbird9832

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a whole 10 minutes for me lol

I love this, i prefer it when it's just bros hanging out having a laugh

Love your videos Sam, my day's a little better every time you upload

Sam getting THICC? I don’t see a problem with that

"Hey you can just STF---" xD

Your dank vids make me hella happy thank yous

Happy birthday! Its hard to believe that a whole year has passed already

I’m gonna say cause I ain’t seeing anyone else say it happy birthday General Shekel

yes

@smark2016

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@randylahey3097

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@pierre-alexandre90

3 жыл бұрын

YAS

@v01ded69

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@charlied5465

3 жыл бұрын

yes

I woke up late today sad that I slept in but when I sat on the crapper for my morning poo, the sight of a new general sam video made all the sadness go away

Congrats on 1 mil Sam

Really missed the chance to hold a stick and mimic your mic during those bits

"life back to normalcy" Oh you sweet summer child, you've not been paying attention. Winter is going to be HELL.

My boy Sam out here rocking the blitzkrieg cut.

Remember rats, Minecraft is our salvation. All hail the dark lord.

Wait, is Sam eating Pigs in Minecraft? That can't be Kosher...

Can you post more I just love you’re sense of humour it makes my day

Congrats on the 1 million!!

"by the way it's my birthday again, thought i'd let you know" - sam

Give me a video of Sam simping over his wife, now that would be something lmao.

We have the same birthday, I'm the big 28 today lmao. Happy birthday man, keep up the great content.

I love it when Sam plays mine craft, cause I know damn well he knows and hes gonna starve me of it

So... apparently, according to KZread, General Sam makes content for kids, neat

I paused and watched the entirety of restrepo to understand what was going to happen to muscle

I thought it said "I enslaved my family in Minecraft" That video better be coming.

For anyone wondering, the outro is award ceremony by jippy

Damn, this music (by Shiro) slaps harder than Ray Rice in an elevator!

I wonder if the more weight he gains, the less hair he has.

Dude every video I watch I love

Fire dude, as always hahaha. Keep it up man.

19:30 Saving you for later

I didn’t do it, I had nothing to do with the construction of the course, please

The image of Stalltt fumbling around just before the creeper blows up the house fucking sends me every time.

Congrats on 1Mil :)

Is it just me or does Sam's right eye look lazy af during the whole sponsor segment lol

By the way this guy talks, sounds like he doesn't own a dog house.

3:48 was mid whip when he said that and started laughing and my roommates thought I was crazy 😂

Holy fucking shit I lost it when Sam had this epic gamer moment with the screeper ... PERFECT SCREAM CUTOUTS!

Finally something that's not tarkov.

@owenkierscht1353

3 жыл бұрын

Shutup tarkov good other game bad

@BagBoy0611

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh same

@owenkierscht1353

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh Moment nice pfp bruh

Congrats to you Sam for hitting 1 mill subs

this might be my fav thing ever (sam & friends in MC VR)

Happy Birthday keep up the good work 🥳🥳🥳

ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THE MINECRAFT BIRTHDAY THING, holy shit. Btw since ive been around the channel for awhile and love most of sams videos when i see a vid i still remember when i first clicked on it to watch it and when i see "4 years ago" I have a time crisis

19:28 Bryan almost killed me holy shit lmao

Happy bday dude

“Calvin and Hobbes situation” now that brings back memories

I'm glad thicc Sam is back

It's nice to see a video where you and stallt aren't immediately trying to maim each other with words.

I'm not too proud to admit that during the sponsor part as soon as Sam said you know you sitting down taking a dump I was sitting down taking dump and considering buying these head phones lol

Your haircut makes your head biger somehow. Love you sam :)

Happy bday Sam!