I’ll be streaming tomorrow at 1pm on twitch. B there b square.

@tiny_little_robotman

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@FlawedFabrications

3 жыл бұрын

maybe

@haileydow6537

3 жыл бұрын

Sam has diabetes ask him about it he’ll tell you all about it

@quipy9660

3 жыл бұрын

Nigga I'm at school

@zhakest8328

3 жыл бұрын

What time zone

I knew as soon as you said "...friend..." it was gonna be Aqua. It takes a man a moment to willingly associate themselves with such a man.

@zaikolebolsh5724

3 жыл бұрын

Just remember that aqua needs the help, a man with such dark background has to be rehabilitated somehow and sam is a godsend by helping him

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear eo

@GREATESTALLY

3 жыл бұрын

Why's that, is he Jewish?

@XD45AR10POINT50

3 жыл бұрын

Sam is a really great friend to still be seen with Aqua, especially after Aqua was caught with all those Rohypnol laced candies and the clown costume.

@Mike23443

3 жыл бұрын

"friend" is a big word... "man" even bigger.

Bizzle and Sam are like those twins that speak in secret languages, but instead of clicks and whistles its Jive

@IssDiddy

3 жыл бұрын

Do those twins have tourettes

@sethrathbun7408

2 жыл бұрын

Song at 8:00?

@jefferymosdell2490

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, they really are that "special".

@Oof_ster

Жыл бұрын

@@sethrathbun7408 Track 43 by jippy

I actually irreparably damaged my eyes beyond repair with a multitude of chemicals just to have the swagger that Warby Parker provides.

@patcaza6166

3 жыл бұрын

mention Sam's name and tell em that story and you'll get an extra 15% off

@Leo-mu8kn

3 жыл бұрын

You irreparably damaged your eyes beyond repair, permanently, forever, they can be fixed and the damage cant be reversed bc the deterioration is irreversibly unfixable.

@Bout400poundsbruddah

3 жыл бұрын

I irreparably wrecked my underwear beyond repair using multiple burritos

@swindle9695

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' legend.

@shloopslipe3085

3 жыл бұрын

Zach stays winning (doxxed)) lol!!!!!!!

"theres a man in here baby, not cool" - General sam

@Toxic_Shock

3 жыл бұрын

He shot your camera

@nick3777

3 жыл бұрын

Watch out

Thanks for being cool and letting me hang with you guys Sam. It meant a lot, and it was fun :)

@hoff4301

3 жыл бұрын

That's cute

@GeneralSam

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for being weird enough to guess the password to the private match but not so weird that you scream the n-word as soon as you get in

@yom35

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam what was the password

@bbbbbbb51

3 жыл бұрын

@@yom35 the n word

@GeneralSam

3 жыл бұрын

@@yom35 poop

While everyone is being a cool cat and snapping their fingers to the smooth jazz, aqua the entire time is throwing roman salutes as usual.

@PixelWolv

3 жыл бұрын

Just found out that the roman salute was what the Nazis Adapted into theirs

@andrewstewart8287

3 жыл бұрын

@@PixelWolv And America did it before it was made cool by the Nazis

@PixelWolv

3 жыл бұрын

@Goatman i mean one way or another is saying that what the germans adapted was the roman salute wrong? from Mussolini or others, mussolini was doing the Roman salute.

@PixelWolv

3 жыл бұрын

@Goatman you keep trying to be technically right lmfao, all i said is that it was what the nazis adapted into their Salute, which is 100% irrefutable and correct.

@PixelWolv

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewstewart8287 The Bellamy Salute was made in tandem with our original Pledge of Allegiance like 20 years before WW1, it looked similar enough to the untrained eye that in 1942 after americans were more widely aware of nazis attrocities and how similar the salute looked without context and thus adapted the hand over the heart, so no we never did the Roman salute,

It’s so nice for Sam to play with his developmentally delayed “friend”

3:58 "Theres a man in here, baby.... Not cool" Smoooth as butter

I was watching an Aqua video but this is more important

@russtaken688

3 жыл бұрын

Always

@Hally-oc8ry

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha you were watching aqua

@stilproductions

3 жыл бұрын

doing gods work

@punishedluke3406

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck, same actually, but aqua shitposts on his second channel every day

@Barefoot_Joe

3 жыл бұрын

Was it one of his snuff movies?

Sam the kinda guy to get drunk, tell Aqua he loves him then deny it till death.

@Dockhead

3 жыл бұрын

huh it thought it was like a friend realllly tells you what he thinks of you in a non friend manner, and denies it till death when sober.

Very kind of Sam to timestamp the beginning and end of the ad segment.

jippy's beat tape 22, track 17. you're welcome

@jamesjoros1853

3 жыл бұрын

FINALLY GOD BLESS YOU

@fuckman297

3 жыл бұрын

Schway

@jounshon

3 жыл бұрын

AT FUCKING LAST

@Zharrgrim

3 жыл бұрын

Made the God Emperor bless you with a long life

@appuswami6611

3 жыл бұрын

What's the very last track! I wanna find it!

Always a fun time with Sam being serious and Aqua trolling. A match made in heaven

the boot squeak from the banana is just gold

4:34 "They have no idea." *explosion* "...They have some idea."

I love how this meme started because sam said the nono word years and years ago in a "The Forest" video, took it down and blamed aqua from dropping a big fat nword. And continued to build upon this web of lies ever since to project his own deeply closeted views through him. Or so aqua would like us to believe, as expected of a crypto fascist conspiracytards

@GeneralSam

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta cover my tracks g

@zx9018

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam if people ever stop taking things out of context in the next couple of years, you should re-list your old videos, many people would probably enjoy them. also thanks for uploading this game like a month ago, i bought it and gave it a try, it is the most fun i have had playing video games WITHOUT friends in a very long time :D

@chippler5822

3 жыл бұрын

I literally watched the forest video and I had no idea that's how the aqua bit was started

@justratstuff

Жыл бұрын

@General Sam you still have a video up where you use the N word. Unfortunately I was too drunk to remember what video it is. So I hope this information keeps you up at night. Also not a fan of the Aqua guy…

Bizzle fucking slipping while laying down is the funniest thing

The gents in the vents.... that’s smooth like Jazz

Im sorry but 1:46 sam with no glasses looks like the hyper realistic Patrick

@hoff4301

3 жыл бұрын

Ik it's terrifying

@darthsigma8056

3 жыл бұрын

doesnt surprise me sam has the same iq as patrick

10:13 that trigger discipline though, i felt the tension through my screen

I have to admit that Sam is _very_ blessed when it comes to his eyesight. He takes those suckers off and immediately looks like Bert from Bert and Ernie

@ShinFahima

3 жыл бұрын

At least he looks like a top.

"thought you said something else there for a second" i was crying dude 3:35

Sam ended up in my friends and mine game, we just heard him moaning about food and eating it, made my day

I love that Intruder keeps coming back. It's a game with serious potential

@thesaviorofsouls5210

3 жыл бұрын

Keeps being picked up by a group of youtuber friends as well, its a bit odd tho isnt it? I mean im not complaining.

@clearsky4042

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 its odd because its goofy af lol which is awesome

@thesaviorofsouls5210

3 жыл бұрын

@@clearsky4042 good and funny mechanics/gameplay are often enough when youre with friends i suposse

@glens2019

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be great with better map balancing and nerfing c4 spam.

@oliverdepauw5663

3 жыл бұрын

I bought it and no one ever was online playing so i refunded it

Genuinely thought the fall at 11:34 killed Poob since the tiniest fall on your noggin in this game will break your neck and kill you instantly lmao.

@gu3z185

3 жыл бұрын

That's Poob m9

The best of youtube right here. Epic stuff guys. Sam that sleeping play is crazy cool, crazy smart.

Man Poob really had those bogies scared. Please do more of this game it’s hilarious

All sam really wants in the world is a rhythm he can jive to.

1:40 you cant fool us Sam, that was clearly patrick star

I've had this game for years, played it on and off a bit when it's one of those gaming nights where everyone needs a meme game... the intro to this video perfectly represents what this game is at it's best. Chefs kiss

I’m really digging the segments

Ah god a well edited video full of rivalry and amusement delivered 30 minuets before my bedtime. Quite convenient

3:59 was probably the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS G, MAKES WORK GO BY FASTER 👍

I like the addition of segments sam. Nice.

I crave the kind of friendship Sam has with his friends, mainly because my friends aren't as cultured.

Womble's video essay can put on hold.

@yogabbagabbaloreexpert384

3 жыл бұрын

womble uploaded??? my fuck thats a rarity

@lastmanstanding7155

3 жыл бұрын

@@yogabbagabbaloreexpert384 holy shit he did

@phoenix-xj2hl

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

@ravener96

3 жыл бұрын

just came from it, it slaps

@ChimpinCar

3 жыл бұрын

it can

Glad to see this game again old but gold it surely brings out the greatest of the observational humor I'll surely be watching the stream b4 work tomorrow

This is quite the jazzy video sam and I love it

Sam turned this game into a post-90's Steven Seagal movie with the voice overs.

I was really hyped for the leukemia patient skit for the Dollar Shave Club sponsorship. Did they ever get back to you on that?

@fellowgamer5363

3 жыл бұрын

Its on forehead fables as a short with the name cut out

Legitimately one of the funniest videos you’ve posted.

Always a good day when Sam posts.

that banana scene got me laughing out loud xD

I was watching a aquafps video but decided to watch this as soon as I seen the notification.

this video put me on cool jazz. greatest genre ever i think.

Another fantastic production Samuel

Sees notification for new General Sam vid. Immediately stops what I'm doing to watch it.

@screwhammer3696

3 жыл бұрын

gay

@Hk1sauce

3 жыл бұрын

@@screwhammer3696 no u

I read this as "A Shooter For Smooth-Brained Enthusiasts."

Need to see more of them Gents in the Vents, shits cool

I just bought new glasses yesterday but now I have to get extra face swag with Sam’s code. Thanks Sam.

i actually got my glasses from warby parker because of sam. theyre not prescription though, i have 20/20 vision. i just thought they looked cool.

@Dockhead

3 жыл бұрын

fancy throwing them my way bucko? i lost my shitty pair on a stag do and i at best prolly have 4/7 vision.

@noarsy7716

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dockhead i just said theyre not prescription my guy lmao

Ah yes smooth jazz, the cultured man's migraine

That was the smoothest advert transition i've ever seen on this money bilking scheme of a platform.

Glad this turned into a series

Aqua being the troll is like Jake and Amir when Jake would be the weird one

@localswampmonster9073

3 жыл бұрын

Insecure Jake was great.

A round with aqua and general Sam as teammates must be severely hetic.

Saaaaam, your advertisements are amazing. Actually makes me wanna not just close the video!

Sam's jazz lingo has been on repeat in my head since this banger dropped

That moment he called Aqua "Friend" put a smile to my face.

@thesaviorofsouls5210

3 жыл бұрын

He always called him friend, aqua for some reason seems not to feel the same way. Refering to sams pax video, also what in the love of sweet baby jesus and holy mother maria is your name?!

Uploaded 3 minutes ago, recommendations are faster than the uploads section on the channel

Week long wait for stream clips, hell yeah!

I just love waking up to a new Sam vid

What’s the outro song? I’ve been looking everywhere and still haven’t found it.

@anthonyfiveash2794

3 жыл бұрын

anything is possible from BEAT TAPE 22

@rxmirez2340

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyfiveash2794 thx

@kaanlecreator2925

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyfiveash2794 You fuckin legend

This could be an Eve video but here we are...

@El-Burrito

3 жыл бұрын

I can't imagine General Sam playing Eve Online

I can’t wait for all the level 1’s this is going to bring out

U gotta love the gents in the vents

I actually wanna bust some caps not bust some moves playing this game

Only real og’s remember Sam taking slaves while listening to the sweet melodies of Kelpy G

I like watching General Sam’s ads. That is true talent 😂

You gotta play more of this one!

New sam vid hell yeah

Finally, the game I’ve been waiting for.

7:40 “Enemy here.” “Enemy here!” “FRAG OUT” *fucking dies*

Great video hope to see more of this game it’s fresh and fun to watch

Aqua doing Aqua things. You think he'd be better at a game like this considering he breaks into crack dens for a living and murders all the occupants.

One of my favorite videos

Just had my eyes poked yesterday lol

I love intruder so much, it's such a good group game. So many stupid, stupid possibilities

So glad he's uploading more intruder

general sam and franzj are the only youtubers who i sit through the sponsors for. they're still entertaining while selling me garbage.

there he goes

When Bizzle crawled up to the banana peel and slipped up the doorway.. Comedy. 👌

Hell yeah finally a new vid

I love this game, is the pinnacle of humorous moments.

Best vid in a while

more of this please sam

If you keep it up, they're going to believe you

hell yeah another intruder vid

Smoothest video in ages. Good to see Sam taking inspiration from that _fish_ _faced_ _fella_ *Charborg*

Warby Parker glasses are very nice, but the ones I have seem to bend and warp faster than normal glasses do. I feel like it's because of the material, but just thought to put that out there if anyone was interested in getting some frames themselves. You'll need to get them readjusted more often than you would with metal frames.

@strawberryshortcake1258

3 жыл бұрын

You're a saint! I don't wear glasses but I know a lot of people who'd benefit from this information

this is gold

Yes, This will do nicely.

Yes finally was just about to complain why you don't Upload more

The intro is why I love Sam

This was a great one

Legit the only sponsor segment I watch on youtube

the snapping beat poetry bit got me

I love this