i had to dislike NordVPN didnt get enough screentime

@Dorf274

5 жыл бұрын

As a brit, this Jew's fear-mongering, manipulative speech freed me from not only a hefty bunch of shekels, but also my Orwellian overlords. I rate 1984/1984 would break free again

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dorf274 The bad news? You're cattle. The good news? The masters don't want to kill you, yet. Eventually, the reptilians' food reserves will run out and that will change, but until then, you're free to graze on their land and be completely oblivious to what awaits you.

@Dorf274

5 жыл бұрын

@@manictiger Wait...why don't they just eat actual cattle though?

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dorf274 It turned the frogs gay. They don't trust that stuff.

@jessevanhook3521

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dorf274 underrated comment

holy shit Sam, it's like your skull keeps growing and your hairline stays the same

@Ahrths

5 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@blackdiamond9636

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit youre right

@_You_Are_Not_Him_

5 жыл бұрын

Yooo

@opiateconnoisseur5955

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@RiosTubeChannel

5 жыл бұрын

Stop insultimg Sam, he has severe cranium expansion from being so smart.

Sam is still salty about the shmeckles he lost to bitcoin

@thegreycrusader

5 жыл бұрын

It's mah boi, StraightUpIrish!

@joshuathomas5279

3 жыл бұрын

This comment didn't age well lol

@H4rdeen

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully he was mad enough to refuse to sell them.

@_-Naz-_

3 жыл бұрын

Rekt

@NickB-md1oy

3 жыл бұрын

And if he had only held on, knowing the crash was a temporary and trivial

“Battle royal where you gotta choose where you sit.” Soooooo musical chairs?

@Chappzie

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking!

@slick6227

3 жыл бұрын

699 likes, nice

@monseurwanksalotte3477

3 жыл бұрын

Back of the bus for you

@DisDatK9

3 жыл бұрын

Or the entire civil rights movement

Fallout 76: *Fails* Bethseda: We should definitely patch the game, npcs, a good story, etc Todd Howard: Nah lets give them battle royale

@tommygrubbs1842

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, technically they did patch it and are adding NPCs this fall.

@IAmThyOverlord

5 жыл бұрын

Still crashes 2 times an hour

@canthole8050

5 жыл бұрын

**Fortnite music plays in the background**

@raialasio1574

5 жыл бұрын

Then everyone laugh

@prod_yasha

5 жыл бұрын

Fallout 76 is a miniclip exclusive

Got any updates on the chad skeletons?

@LongWarEnjoyer

5 жыл бұрын

Ramen-Powered Shit Factory YES THO

@benjolles1599

5 жыл бұрын

Last video in the comments he said it will be the video after the next one, so the chadbots are next

@baz5042

5 жыл бұрын

The Chad Bots are the highlight of this year.

@mechanicalbreathing589

5 жыл бұрын

Yes more kenshi

@bookim40

5 жыл бұрын

@@benjolles1599 well that was a fucking lie

Getting called Sam's cousin scared me because now he's gonna try to sleep with me.

@zigz2091

3 жыл бұрын

Bro?

@Angel_hb

3 жыл бұрын

I'm ok with that

I’m fully convinced Sam’s forehead is growing down towards his mouth while his hairline stays in one spot

@canarian15

5 жыл бұрын

Omg true it's weird af

@austinpowers1700

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that is weird af he is weird af

As someone from the UK, i bought Nord VPN thanks to that beaut 75% off and i have to say...no other youtuber has tried to save my beat meat sessions with the boys...i salute you sir

@haruhirogrimgar6047

5 жыл бұрын

The only 2 KZreadrs I have seen heroicly concerned about this matter is Sam and Sseth. Now I am waiting on Sam to commission over $1000 worth of porn for a 10+ year old game to get people to play it. Until then he is only the second most concerned KZreadr.

@BowTieTVOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 I read "commission over $1000 worth of porn for a 10+ year old" at first.

@paulberkhout6501

5 жыл бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 Sseth is a mad lad

@justsomeguy1136

5 жыл бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 you must have missed Micheal Reeves videos LITERALLY years ago lmao. Hes been advertising for them for a long time lmao

@kekfreedomheritage5633

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, what an endorsement.

rest in peace dylancombs9, u beautiful bastard

that was honestly the best ad for NordVPN I've seen. Really explained it well

Yo Sam if you want an explanation on the Private Paula name, that's actually the name Hartman gives Private Pyle in the German dub of Full Metal Jacket

Dude, I don't even need NordVPN, but you sold that so well.

I actually didn’t skip through the sponsorship for once.

@RiveryJerald

5 жыл бұрын

It was that good, unlike other channels with the same sponsor ship

@ahirunakamura9592

5 жыл бұрын

best sponsored ad ever!

Is dude actually using an Age Of Empires 2 remix? That's epic.

@CheeseForMyKnees

5 жыл бұрын

YES! I was hoping someone else would notice.

@Hanfgurkenhasser

5 жыл бұрын

Thought I was going crazy. :D

@bluebison5173

5 жыл бұрын

Looked in the comments for this as soon as I heard it.

Bethesda: "How hard should we sell out?" Todd Howard: "Yes."

@arieson7715

5 жыл бұрын

It's not like they just added a Battle Royal mode, and did nothing else to the game

@josephuuqt

5 жыл бұрын

@@arieson7715 *_how can we tell him_*

@haruhirogrimgar6047

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephuuqt It got even worse somehow.

@josephuuqt

4 жыл бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 lmao

UK: Bans porn General Sam: gives people NordVPN UK: *suprised Pikachu face*

@ed8212

5 жыл бұрын

more like Uk: starts conceptualizing scheme to ban VPNs, while rubbing hands jewishly

@daddydagothur8580

5 жыл бұрын

@@ed8212 Look at all that beautiful money. >:)

@austrianpainterhidingfromt5920

5 жыл бұрын

@@ed8212 "Oy vey, shut it down".

@susi3266

5 жыл бұрын

@@ed8212 jewishly😂

@dareng1459

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly I don’t see why the people of the UK don’t revolt against their obviously corrupt and inept government

Saw a General Sam video, stayed for the porn-hiding tips. Thanks NordVPN and thank you Panama!

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

Came for General Sam. That's it, there's nothing more to it.

Players: Hey Bethesda your games are broken and you haven't come up with anything original lately... Bethesda: We'll show them..

"I always wanted to be a femboy but I never had the body." What a mood, Sam, what a mood.

B U T T H O L E P I C S P L E A S E

Hiroshima: Battle Royale

@owenline8380

5 жыл бұрын

hi koji- hi josii- hey josii- yea- whats that plane- well koji that's a good qesston I don't know- hey koji - yea josii - is that plane droping something- huh yea I think - it is koji can you see what that plane is droping- I was going to ask you the same thing josii- well I cant see what that thing is maybe its A pec- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT SHIT SHIT KOJI WHAT THE FUCK- I DONT KNOW JOSII I DONT KNOW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD WE SOULD GET BACK TOWN SEE GOING ON -walking to Hiroshima- random in guy in the street- MYYYYYYYYYYY ANUS IS BLEEDING ITS BLEEDIIIIIIIIING ITS RIPD- well shit this is bad josii -what are we gonna do koji- okay let me think-melted guy wakes up- koji-not know josii im trying to think-koji DUDEDUDEDUDE-auggggg what is it josiooooo my geebusss- to weeks later- well josii- yea koji-im glad that's never gonna happen- hey josii- yea- whats that plane

@owenline8380

5 жыл бұрын

that's the name of the game yeet yeet

10:47 "I have no luck with the crossbow" Sam - "Hold my beer"

Drowning, Sandwiches, and Fear: Soldiers’ Attitudes About Chemical Warfare in Literature Related to the First World War The First World War saw the first ever occurence of mass use of chemical weapons. Naturally, the belligerents produced a countermeasure to these types of weapons: the chemical respirator. Nowadays, we all know the importance of a soldier retaining his respirator at all times - it is especially vital now with a plethora of much more lethal gasses in the world’s armories - , but that wasn’t always the case. This short essay explores the evolution of soldiers’ readiness to tackle chemical threats by citing Ernst Junger’s Storm of Steel, Hervey Allen’s Toward the Flame, and Wilfred Owen’s Dulce et Decorum Est. In Ernst Junger’s book Storm of Steel, Junger describes his first exposure to gas: “Outside the company office in Monchy. we saw a lot of men affected by gas, pressing their hands against their sides and groaning and retching while their eyes watered. It was a bad business, because a few of them went on to die over the next several days, in terrible agony. We had had to withstand an attack with chlorine, which has a burning, corrosive effect on the lungs. Henceforth, I resolved never to go anywhere without my gas mask, having previously, incredibly foolishly, often left it behind in my dugout, and used its case - like a botanist - as a container for sandwiches. Seeing this taught me a lesson.“ (Junger, 81) This passage reveals just how skeptical the average soldier was that poison gas was actually harmful. After the first exposure, however, each man would straighten up. We will revisit Storm of Steel later as Junger’s book contains further experiences of gas. Eventually, each and every person on the front lines would experience a gas attack. Each man would learn how chlorine, and then later mustard and phosgene, tears through the respiratory system and blinds its victims. Wilfred Owen describes the horror in detail in his poem Dulce et Decorum Est. In it, he relates how a man affected by gas appears to be drowning on land while, at the same time, also appearing to be on fire or caked in lime. With effects as spectacular and brutal as these, it is no mystery why chemical weapons became so feared on the front. Hervey Allen writes of gas paranoia: “To those who have never experienced the nerve strain at the front, the psychology of such a false alarm can scarcely be understood. The men had been taught to put the gas mask on and to give the alarm at the slightest indication or sniff. This, of course, was nonsense, as around the front one came into contact with and breathed more or less gas of one kind or another half the time, especially in the woods (the men had been trained for gas conditions in trench warfare.) Given a condition such as existed, however, with the men trained to believe that a light sniff might mean death, with nerves highly strung by being shelled more or less for a month or so, and the presence of not a few who really had been gassed,- it is no wonder that a gas alarm went beyond all bounds. It was remarked as a joke that when someone yelled, "Gas!" everybody in France put on the mask. At any rate, the alarm often spread for miles.” (Allen, 91) One can see from this passage that gas had, in fact, gotten a reputation that heavily outweighed its effectiveness. Gas, according to the website Science History Institute, gas caused 1.3 million casualties, but only 90-100 thousand deaths. Gas’ lethality was low. But, because of the experiences of individual soldiers and, in Allen’s example, the experiences of others, caused soldiers to fear gas much more than they needed to. Of course, that’s not always a bad thing as it generally made sure soldiers kept their masks nearby. If one did not have their mask, knowledge of gas’ effects would drive a man to near madness in search of one as Junger’s Storm of Steel exemplifies. “At night, we were woken up by intense fire and a gas attack. We sat round the stove in the dugout in our gas masks, all except Vogel, who had lost his, and was running around like a madman, looking in all the corners, while a few sadistic fellows whom he'd given a hard time reported that the smell of gas was getting stronger and stronger. In the end, I gave him my refill, and he sat for an hour behind the smoking stove, holding his nose, and sucking on the mouthpiece.” Gas warfare was no longer unfeared; Years and years of gas attacks and millions of casualties made sure of that. Contrasting the beginning of the war, when one would leave his mask behind in favor of a snack, the latter years saw gas become seen as a phantom ready to slaughter you at any moment with its only mark of presence being smell. After the war finished and the treaties were signed, people slowly forgot about the wafting, green terror of the battlefield. The politicians had figured that they had successfully decontaminated warfare of its presence and proclaimed they had done so in their conventions. But, as is true for many things, the politicians had not done so. Poison gas remains at the ready if ever a nation needs it. But the new, mobile warfare has diminished gas’ viability nearly to the point of obsolescence. As wars continued after the one that was meant to end them, poison was left forgotten in most. In the Second Great War, soldiers left their masks and bags behind in camps or vehicles - a foil that surely would result in injury or death in the previous war - as they were no longer needed. In Korea, gas mortars were refitted for standard shells and their units were merged with that of standard artillery. Vietnam, although seeing minor use of CS gas - mainly as a tunnel-clearing weapon -, largely saw its American combatants without care for their chemical respirators. Because of this absence of mass gas use, gas has largely been forgotten by the public as a weapon of war, soldiers no longer keep their masks close to them, and gas has faded from the media seemingly never to return. Of course, as what nearly happened in the Gulf War, poison gas could very quickly return to its previously-held throne of the most feared weapon on the battlefield. In the Gulf War, soldiers had to constantly don their respirators full-body chemical suits in case Iraq had deployed gas on the front lines. This never happened, but it may in the future. In another war, in another country, in another time, gas may be used in a scale comparable to that of the First World War. If that happens, it would not be for a long time that a soldier carries a sandwich instead of his gas mask.

@nanotelerephone3467

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@mildly_miffed_man1414

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the history lesson, I enjoyed it.

General Sam is my favorite non-binary KZreadr.

@gamejackthegameboy8647

5 жыл бұрын

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@JoeKurr5

5 жыл бұрын

GameJack The Gameboy stop it you’re scaring him!

You sleep rather soundly for a *man incapable of making an efficient and interesting sequel* that’s goooood

Yo, my sister bought her boyfriend a shirt from you and had to return it for some reason and you called him a nerd. I will tell my future kids that story.

*_I've never clicked off of a General Sam video so fast in my life._* _to watch this of course_

@fleshh

5 жыл бұрын

Factual statement.

Dude DUDE DUDES "A battle royale where you have to choose where to sit" Consider this: Musical Chairs Battle Royale

@lemonlupinreuben5362

5 жыл бұрын

DUDE ID PLAY

@elliejelly8815

3 жыл бұрын

It already is

6:02 I literally spit my food out laughing

Sam is living the KZread life. Makes A+ quality content, gets good views, plays "great" games and has a great fanbase that totally isn't toxic

@MrFartquad

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you have gods to fight?

@colinworcester7938

2 жыл бұрын

Did

Man I'm wishing for a nuclear winter Todd Howard: I got you *Add battle royal*

4:00 if you don’t want to see the best KZread sponsor advertisement ever

Already wheezing not even 30 seconds into the video

@justanother9764

5 жыл бұрын

Jacob K hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wait, isn't Panama a CIA summer resort banana republic, I'm confused.

@julianortellado5658

5 жыл бұрын

Aaaah, CIA in the 60's and 70's, trying to manage the U.S. backyard good times... gooood times.

General Sam's "WHAT" at the end there is so perfect it deserves to be on a soundboard. 13:07

General sam you are my favorite youtuber, nobody can make funnier videos than you keep up the *ePiC* work man

No one; General Sam; *half the video is a sponsorship advertisement*

@LiftYagami

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone: This terrible meme format

11:44 When you and the bois get out the lunch line and finding a seat turns into Battle Royale.

Omg I'm literally laughing so much right now! thanks Sam for taking the time to entertain us , man.

I think I’ve seen this video 3 times now and I’m still entertained

Literally no one: Sam: *W H E E Z E*

I have to say Sam your videos are some of the only ones I can always go to and expect to laugh, keep it up.

5:56 funniest part of the entire video.

if you dont got a FREAKY FRESH hairstyle then you are NOT allowed in the chad club

u better get another nordvpn sponsorship after i get my paycheck mr. samuel

I don't laugh very easily, but omfg the hair clipping through the power armour CRACKED, ME, UP!

1:40 you can see the ptsd in Sam's eyes

First time in my whole life, a sponsor taught me something.

Nord vpn will save me from article 13/17 right?... :) RIGHT? :)))))))

@shawnrileywest2826

5 жыл бұрын

Probably

@HellsYeah8

5 жыл бұрын

Only until Brussels makes it illegal to use a VPN. They have to make sure they protect billion dollar companies and ensure you don't criticize islam

@arsevillian6816

3 жыл бұрын

@@HellsYeah8 oh vey

That subtle insult on game of thrones during the ad pleases me greatly

9:48 lol but you get the last laugh cuz Bethesda's sent out tainted bags lmao they had mold in them everything about this game failed that possibly could and still somehow they managed to fcuk it up even more lmao

13:09 that ending cracked me open like the skin on a german wiener in a hot skillet

I’m not sure how you made watching an ad entertaining but great job man

1:53 *says an emotional goodbye to his lunch* *shakes head in disapproval* "y'all niggas never learn"

Thank you samuel, I was expecting this one

Lmao! Sam´s imitation= Nelk ´with the boys´

It always surprises me how quick witted Sam really is

That was creative advertisment and actually enjoyable. Nice!

I actually fucking love you dog like I smile whenever my feed is blessed with one of your godly videos. Thank you for being such a funny dude

I'm a 14 year old in the uk All I can say is I'm making the most of my remaining month.

@greenmountainhistory7335

5 жыл бұрын

Just get a counterfeit wank license

@susi3266

5 жыл бұрын

@@greenmountainhistory7335 wanks license 😂

2:10 IS THAT AGE OF EMPIRES TRAP MUSIC??

That was the best sponsor ad that I've ever seen

Yoooo, kills it with the team.beaat editing and cont

shoutout to Horiba, sealing the bottom of the barrel for "worst teammates." people like him are why i don't play fallout76.

This game is modern art... Kenshi gameplay when? I love watching your kenshi videos

@bruh-ly6pn

5 жыл бұрын

Nacho Friend kenshi gameplay is next from what i read in the comments

@suzysuzuki8865

5 жыл бұрын

I can stick my chip in yo cheese but I’m still nachos

The cut out demonstration of Nord VPN was better than the actual video

6:53 That guy has been bullied so fucking much as a kid that he just completely blocks out what strangers say to him.

General Sam is seen crawling out from his cave once again to bless us with this masterpiece

@thebestpig123gaming8

5 жыл бұрын

Caramel Johnson very true

Thanks for NordVPN. Seems like a must-have for my PC research.

This was on sale at EB Games in Canada during the 1st week of Covid and my buddy and I have been playing it hard ever since

10:50 for some reason "I buttered him up for ya" got me!

Sam just shave your head and give up on that hairline. Its fading faster than my marriage.

@lockejawe4050

5 жыл бұрын

At least your marriage can still be fixed...

PvtPaula expects his spanking soon.

country road beat at the beginning is dabomb!

Bruh I'm so drunk that I watched the entirety of the ad and enjoyed it. Congrats Sam

Wow. It's almost as if Bethesda put minimal effort into their game... 🤔

When I have money I will buy the merch and some that nord VPN just for you dad

Anybody else notice the music during the ad used an Age of Empires sample?

I just figured out that the shredder mod on the minigun actually functions as a melee weapon if you have no ammo in it and hold the fire button....

Season 8 was pretty dogshit.

This game is about as patched as Sam's beard.

i joined my first march, FIRST MATCH, and asked my team if they had any issues with the game like crashing or crazy bugs. Not even 5 seconds gos by after I say that, and I got disconnected from the servers

My goodness the quality, I hadn't noticed it slip away before my very eyes. 😮‍💨

_nobody:_ _GeneralSam:_ **wheeeeeeeeeeeeze**

Make full animated movie about nord VPN

I love the Age of Empires 2 remix during the VPN add. Nice touch. Now make some AoE2 DE videos haha

im pretty sure sam's character at 4:41 is a character from breath of the wild

Brah like legit my first comment ever! Your forehead is growing really fast my dude! Look into that rogain my friend! Love your content! Hope you grow your hair Back! Love sincerely one of you oldest fans my dude. Looking forward to your better hair.

@LiftYagami

5 жыл бұрын

His testosterone is like a glue keeping his hairline in place

@rockbandandghmaster

5 жыл бұрын

You can't grow it back. Only save what is there

Hey man don't diss my femboys. Put some respec on my traps.

@thesmiler1579

5 жыл бұрын

Slur

@BIackCadillac

5 жыл бұрын

@@thesmiler1579 Are you okay?

I liked the video just off the ad, who the fuck can make an ad funny? Love you Sam

6:01 GRAB THE WATERMELON

Sam probably uses nord VPN to pirate henti

this shit gawt me feelin Hawny Dawg

GeneralSam the only guy on the planet that can get me to watch ads

Dunno who the hell this guy is but I haven't laughed so consistently throughout a video like this in months. Fucking subbed for life

I actually enjoy it unironically...cus ps4 dosnt have the hacker problem...I've played 76 since closed beta and still havnt had a single game breaking glitch or bug

@gooseteamsix5894

5 жыл бұрын

Same, I've never seen a hacker and Sam said the repair kits effect gameplay but they are useless as fuck.

oh man aoe 2 remixes hells yah eargasm mindheckenblown awesome.

4:31 nice momento reference

Hell yeah with that age of empires remix during the ad