In retrospect this entire video is rampant mansplaining. I apologize if it offends anyone.

@scarypickle

5 жыл бұрын

stop

@RGDcommentnode

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, I'll balance it out by going on Twitter for some womansplaining. It'll involve a 50 tweet thread full of repeated phrases, clapping emojis, and gifs of celebrities.

@DavvyDarko

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam those glasses really accentuate your nose

@lordyhgm9266

5 жыл бұрын

your mothers thighs are mine if you apologise for being alpha

@britishbaron1219

5 жыл бұрын

You're on a one way trip to a new hernia

He's running in there like there's a cure for baldness

@samparry8368

5 жыл бұрын

That burn left him not just speechless but hairless

@Kiddy7180

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like asmongold to me

@halo7372

5 жыл бұрын

420

@JohnDoe-ix6my

5 жыл бұрын

try propecia

@Freebuss

3 жыл бұрын

Sam's wheeze dropped a gear when Bryan said that

Nice bangs Sam. Next stop combover

@Boa796

5 жыл бұрын

and fade :^)

@iittssmmee2239

5 жыл бұрын

Damn did him dirty 🤣

"I hit her for being a woman" Lmao

@GeneralSam

5 жыл бұрын

what really cracks me up about that was it made Logan laugh. Logan is our boy-next-door full of moral fiber and he never laughs at anything bad.

@rawrdino7046

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam that means he got a dark secret

@virding232

5 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam Wife beating is bad?!

@toyota1449

5 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam Corrupting the minds of the Innocent sam? lol

@thejoker5755

5 жыл бұрын

My new motto

The wheezes are getting more and more vicious

@Cinnabun

5 жыл бұрын

i thought you said viscous, but vicious is also good.

@DakoterArtworks

5 жыл бұрын

He has TB.

@agarside1000

5 жыл бұрын

Eventually he's just going to expel his lungs from his body and I hope it's on camera.

@WhippedLash900

5 жыл бұрын

He’s wheezing his hairline away

@goldenboy9748

5 жыл бұрын

I can hear the tumors rattling

I often go 20 games in a row without even finding a gun.

@prawngravy18

5 жыл бұрын

HAHA like you would be playing an fps, get the hecc back to bookworm

@cattlemxn

5 жыл бұрын

Make another rice video

@GeneralSam

5 жыл бұрын

need to scream at your teammates more, that always helps.

@nutmaster7794

5 жыл бұрын

That wouldn't be an issue if you were playing Bookworm Adventures Deluxe

@frebreziocartel1653

5 жыл бұрын

dont u have a dunky to be yelling at

Not a general Sam video without quotes like 'i hit her for being a woman'

@theannouncer5538

4 жыл бұрын

Bifocal Zebra7 or a good bit of wheezing

@ghostblade6755

4 жыл бұрын

TheAnnouncer 😂😂

must took a long time to edit this what with bryan saying the n word every 2 mili seconds

wheezing, prematurely smirking at his own jokes sam, is best sam LMFAO

Of course, Sam plays as the crazy guy who specializes in trapping people in rooms and gassing them till they die

I watch General Sam to hear his wheezing laughter.

@mikehunt3842

5 жыл бұрын

He laughs like a teapot left on the stove too long

@luna_moth5671

4 жыл бұрын

Time to ded

"There hasn't been that much sexual tension since the bestiality scene from the Revenant" Im dying

@thewritermichaelis200

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it lmao

If you can't take a full on bukakke from your team to raise moral then you aren't a real God gamer.

If you're a Bangalore or caustic and don't screw up your teammates vision in close quarters combat you're playing them wrong

@nolives

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@DiemosT113

5 жыл бұрын

theres nothing better

@notreallysure4575

4 жыл бұрын

Nah you gotta train your teammates to handle adversity

Why does Sam’s mic look like Abby’s new shower head?

Stalactite: Holds on "tite" to the ceiling Stalagmite: "mite" reach the ceiling That's how I learned it at Carlsbad Caverns.

@Bulbman123

5 жыл бұрын

NO!!! You learn the hard way like the American school system intended!! XD

@llab3903

3 жыл бұрын

OpenG73 C for ceiling or G for ground

"I'm not diabetic" Enjoy it while it lasts

Im a great Apex teammate I always ping a mozambique so my low level randoms can pick it up

@RiceOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

you are actually a comedic genius

@michaelfapgod4598

5 жыл бұрын

You evil mastermind. I once saw a noob pick the Mozambique over a peacekeeper it caused actual pain.

@vgndx

5 жыл бұрын

I thought everyone that was lvl 30 and up did that

The kind that doesn’t sell out and doesn’t make 10 minute sponsored videos. The kind that raises their kid AND morale

@GeneralSam

5 жыл бұрын

dude stop ur cutting me to the core

@ROOSTERPOOTERS

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam holy shit

@ecco2ks

5 жыл бұрын

Chris Brass Did you buy the merch tho

@ROOSTERPOOTERS

5 жыл бұрын

Lenny Summers i don’t buy anyone’s merch lmao I don’t contribute to shirts that are made for 5 bucks then flipped for 40 bucks

@ROOSTERPOOTERS

5 жыл бұрын

jay bosher I love how you guys are trying to be edgy but really are just super cringy

Sam: *Wheezes* Poob: “Bro you’re gonna give yourself another hernia”

Sam saying “You need a hug” like an abusive partner to his friends is the smartest thing he’s ever done in the game

14:58 best moment to me

@marcmckelvey3653

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

Sam is the minority slayer

dam bryan throwing out n word with the hard r like its a cod mw2 lobby in 2009 at 4:20

@legatelanius1465

2 жыл бұрын

Better days man I wish cod would be like the old days

"you can probably learn something from this", coming from the guy that cycles through the med wheel to use a syringe already on hotkey.

This made me feel a lot better. Thanks papa

Objectively the best Sam video

0:48 - that buildup and then the drop on that bass-boosted apex music... excellent vids; excellent editing. you're excellent.

High testosterone count leads to early baldness. Sam=high T Chad confirmed?

@joevidya

5 жыл бұрын

This was confirmed in his VR vids.

Holy hot dimming damn 21 mins Sam you’re spoiling me!

@conorbyrne3348

5 жыл бұрын

Watch your language

I feel like you've hit a ceiling. You're entertaining and your videos could expand into so much more. I'll subscribe to all your media's moist with anticipation.

This video is just back to front fire one liners and I love it

a Linus Tech Tips and General Sam is a crossover I never thought I would need so bad

@sonant6622

5 жыл бұрын

*Linus sex tips

Are You A Good Christian KZreadr?

@GeneralSam

5 жыл бұрын

yes that's why I censor big boy no-no words

@ilocosmetro

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam Then I’ll see you in the pews on Sunday, Sam. Tell Margaret I said hi

@ilocosmetro

5 жыл бұрын

Ambrose Burnside u rite

@RabonaTV

5 жыл бұрын

@@ilocosmetro hi

@ilocosmetro

5 жыл бұрын

Rabona TV Hello there. Are You A Good Christian KZreadr, too?

That absolute terminator at the end just going after Sam like a jaguar after a wounded gazelle.

3:04 gives me flash backs of "OH AND PURPLE ARMOR" im dying

Sam is the kind of teammate that I actually want to drop solo and fly to the opposite side of the map.

6:28 that laugh of yours is why I'm alive today

Sam is killing it with this content, top tier stuff.

I love this format. Good job Sam.

The best parts of these videos is the Chad Wheeze

I feel so much shame that I stayed quiet when questioned at the beginning.

"I take every chance to belittle and berate my friends." I'm in love.

I love the hard prediction when you asked what teammates we are, and I sat there silently like an ape. Well done comedy.

*ziplines away with all the loot, wheezing*

Every time I play as lifeline I purposely ping every mozambique I see just to hear her say “Mozambique hea”.

@ghostrider2214

5 жыл бұрын

I've started specifically looking for them since everyone is in agreement they're the worst gun. Nothing like teabaggin a fool after given them the 'bique.

Barber: “what you want” Sam: “you know caustic from Apex Legends?” Barber: “say no more”

This video is probably one of my favorites yet, and I don't even play apex that much.

That wheezing makes me drip

Dude, I love spitting ropes!

Love the vid my guy

This is what makes you such a great general, Sam

that saving scene made me feel some shit

Sweet Caroline has the line good times never felt so good implying that cancer babes death was the best thing to happen to these people. What monsters.

15:13 is my favorite general sam moment

Im loving the apex vids

What's your team name, "Lung Cancer"? "Asthma Pirates"? "The Council of Wheezeards"?

@mchatin696

5 жыл бұрын

Lung cancer sounds good

Brian is literally my high school crush.

“WHERE’S MY POO?” Looks like that Metamucil has stopped working.

This vid is a gem 😂

15:01 greatest clip ever

Tip #1: It's a doggie dog world 1:29 Tip #2: Belittle your teammates so that in the event that apex legends adds a new champ, that is like a small defenseless fetus, your teammates wouldn't hesitate to do what it takes to secure that victory royale. 4:26 but beware 7:45 Tip #3: Be the bigger Chad, and come in for the big rez 8:49 Don't be a Bryan 12:35 Tip#4: Give Gamer tips 12:53 Tip#5: You gotta celebrate dude 14:26

This is the best Apex video in the internet.

*SWIGGITY SWOOTY GOTTA GET DAT LOOTY*

only general sam can make me like a video of apex.

I Love ur videos

Alright Sam you convinced me to try out this game. Normally I don't care about battle royale, just like a certain race,(horse races); but you convinced me with your helpful tips. I'm ready to have some epic gamer moments now.

When he pointed to mic to the camera I yelled out; "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"

A nice and long juicy video

@yourlocalpunkposer8107

5 жыл бұрын

I agree blue balls

I'm the best Apex teammate. Played it, died 30 seconds after landing, deleted the game and went to play Dark Souls. A good teammate is one that leads by example.

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

I did that with Fortnite back when it was new. Gave it a shot, realized how ADHD brain-damaged stupid you have to be to get good at it, then went back to real man's game, Wargame: Red Dragon. Kids run around and die. Men command them. GET ME MY OIL, YOU STUPID FUCKING BULLET SPONGES!

God damnit every time he laughs I think the stove kettle is boiling 😂

2:56 He’s runnin in there like there’s a cure for baldness

I dont play apex which makes me the best teammate

@MiorAkif

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you're godlike bro

@Nin.killim

5 жыл бұрын

@@MiorAkif I trained hard to be this good my man

To be honest Sam your looking more homeless then Aqua

@adairwest2632

3 жыл бұрын

This aged poorly

@tomlenid699

3 жыл бұрын

Why? Because aqua is the most homeless man ever

2:53 legend has it that he is still wheezing to this day

Sam always reviving his team. Like a god.

Everytime I get an ad on one of Sam's videos, I turn my adblock back on and refresh the page.

@Uhg56

5 жыл бұрын

Last time I was this early Abby hadn't raped and pegged Sam.

@hibernate44

5 жыл бұрын

I turn mine on only for Sams videos

I like to let my teammates hit the rocks while landing :D

That wheeze laugh is contagious 😂😂

"A team that laughs together stays together" Actually pretty true

Holy bajingles, Brian is soooo selfish wow. Just share some of the loot with Sam gOsh

God I fucking love Bryan. He needa make more videos. He’d probably get banned immediately from KZread cause the sharpness of his edge.

The end of the video made me laugh the most

YouPoop didn't tell me about this TWENTY MINUTES of pure General Sam goodness. This whole dingle dangle the bell to get notifications thing still isn't 100% after like 4 years.

Last time I came this early General Sam got a kid

Hi sam, you really inspired me to get throught the tough moments in my life. You taught me that no matter what you go through, hitting your wife makes you feel better. You should see her, she has so much black and blue on her you could say she's a painting from picassos blue period.

Old but gold. My favorite video

Thanks for the birthday present, this video is awesome!

What's goin on with your hair bro

Why do you look sickly? You should eat some preservatives

@Uhg56

5 жыл бұрын

Chick-fil-a poisoning

I live for Sam's wheeze 🤣🤣🤣

Best tips ive heard so far

bro... you play apex? bro... that's kinda BOTTOM TEXT

I carried you in Apex

@QuadParrot-dj8rp

5 жыл бұрын

UPLOAD MORE MY GUY PLZ

@ye6942

5 жыл бұрын

Quad Parrot5262 I’m too busy being bullied in Sam’s videos

@graykennedy7786

5 жыл бұрын

Quad Parrot5262 he’s not a man

@MountainJew69

5 жыл бұрын

The Narrator I carried you in Fornite

Thank god another video

Steve: "Did you just compliment me?" Sam: "What I meant to say was, 'It's the hat.'"

Imagine actually playing Fortnite 2: Zoomer Boogaloo. Real hardcore gamers play Blackout on console.

@GeneralSam

5 жыл бұрын

real gamers whip out their battle chest and load up Diablo

@y7c278

5 жыл бұрын

Real gamer sip in their Monster energy and Play doom

hello im jewish

2:08 *all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

General Sam's channel makes me spit ropes