Sam isn't Slytherin, he's one of those goblins that work at the Gringotts Bank

@TheGrace020

3 жыл бұрын

Yooo nice pfp brah

@Tomato6

3 жыл бұрын

This guy knows.

@the98themperoroftheholybri33

3 жыл бұрын

Based

@mikef3808

3 жыл бұрын

Oy vey

@thehornenthusiast6652

3 жыл бұрын

dobby

A straight 8 minutes of a man laughing at his own jokes

@theletal4839

3 жыл бұрын

pretty poggers nonetheless

@lotuscat3173

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the most dad a dad can get

@Siticmon

3 жыл бұрын

every sam video ever

@onisekizan6030

3 жыл бұрын

It was pog

@GiraffeInaStorm

3 жыл бұрын

If someone can't laugh at their own jokes, they must not be funny LOL

"Dumber than a sack of taters" wise words from a man who didnt finish middle school

@commies2014

3 жыл бұрын

rumor has it he was expelled from kindergarden years ago....

@skamp_

3 жыл бұрын

@@commies2014 Thought he was totally banned from all School grounds?

@JOHNRED663

3 жыл бұрын

Well, wise doesn’t necessarily mean smart.

@commies2014

3 жыл бұрын

@@skamp_ Sam mustve attempted to start school as a child and the teachers knew immediately to keep him away.

@AUniqueHandleName444

3 жыл бұрын

@@skamp_ He was declared a pedophile at the age of 3

Theory: Considering Aqua has been editing videos for years, I believe he SABOTAGED the recording in an attempt to ruin the video.

@Jef_Jingles

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't want us to hear him beg

@boltonyale8852

3 жыл бұрын

Aqua is the horrible, vain, evil, type of person to do that.

@jojak0512

3 жыл бұрын

considering that aqua got a hunt sponsor around the same time as this video I wouldn't be surprised

Everyone of Sam's videos starts out with solid gameplay that spirals into tear induced laughing for all who play.

@jakeb6703

3 жыл бұрын

Just normal tears for aqua

@EnviousGenome

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly let make this video go big that ending was pretty good 😂

The one guy survived that stick of dynamite because of his previous experiences with exploding meth labs

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear hof

@hoff4301

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku MF who are you?

@LemursManLemurs1

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoff4301 I have a strong feeling that dude was cheating and gave himself an obscene amount of health or something along those lines. I refuse to believe a player w no exploits wouldve survived all that. He took 11 rounds total, and was about 3 feet from that dynamite when it exploded. Some complete bull lol. And This AxxL bro is very confusing indeed.

@wotwott2319

3 жыл бұрын

@@LemursManLemurs1 not really. Dynamites have a kill range of 5 meters, if you get even 8 meters away, it'll knock your health out by only a quarter. On top of that, if you're behind cover, it cuts the damage dealt by dynamites in half as well. The Bornheim has a severe damage drop off issue on top of having the lowest overall damage on a firearm in the game (not counting the derringer as it is considered a tool rather than a gun). It's why people avoid using it like the plague and goes for either an Officer or a Dolch. Lastly, the spread pattern of the Terminus is absolutely fucked. You pretty much have to be within tickling distance to one hit kill someone, and less than 8 meters to 2 shot someone. Beyond that, you deal absolutely jackshit damage because the pellets only carry like, 10 damage each (and that's not even counting the damage falloff of shotgun ammo in the game still). Pretty much all of what happened is essentially a case of "so close but so far away".

@LemursManLemurs1

3 жыл бұрын

@@wotwott2319 Bro. He was about 3 to 5 feet away. Not even 3 meters. So it wasnt so close so far away at all. I get the shotgun bit... But hed already hit him with 5 shots prior and the dynamite that was close enough to take around 1/2 his health. If you watch again. Hes barely his own body length from the dynamite explosion. Which would be just over 6 feet tops. Still within 5m easily. And between taking 5 rounds prior to dynamite... And 4 shots of shotgun w bad spread after... And he had no cover to lessen dynamite dmg within 5m.... He was dead to rights. Get real

hey, the bob and weave is some of your best material, don't discredit it

@alexjohnson1971

3 жыл бұрын

Inb4 typo

@SerWinter

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexjohnson1971 good looking out, brothER

@alexjohnson1971

3 жыл бұрын

@@SerWinter got you homie

@userboykey121

3 жыл бұрын

Don't make me call Bob and his weave 🙄

@Shredder_911

3 жыл бұрын

@@userboykey121 do they have separate numbers?

If a hunt executive isn't cry-wheeze-laughing at the bob and weave banter they have no soul

@UnarmedBastard

3 жыл бұрын

If they got offended at "pussyfart" they have no sense of humor, let alone a soul.

@Gamerfanize

3 жыл бұрын

@@UnarmedBastard game is rated M

@boesh4196

3 жыл бұрын

Sam did say the person was a woman

@UnarmedBastard

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gamerfanize Oh yeah, for some reason representing murder is fine but any swearing that could be interpreted as offensive to someone (i.e any swearing at all) is figuratively Hitler.

@Trenz0

3 жыл бұрын

They're German so...

I like this multi-perspective idea. Just next time, get someone who lives longer than 3 minutes

@accountname7425

3 жыл бұрын

3 minutes is being generous for someone of Aqua's iq level

@spacemain8261

3 жыл бұрын

Rip aqua

@eggsbruhnadict4298

2 жыл бұрын

No only Aqua

"Bob and his weave" sounds like something a low intelligence character in a Fallout game would say

@ThaCracca

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s something Ricky would say in trailer park boys

It's confusing to figure out who's who. Can you just put a looping gif of Aqua's iconic "Alright" in the corner when his gameplay is on screen.

@Availant

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell by the skill gap

@illumitommy

3 жыл бұрын

No its easy, Sam is the one thats alive.

@sadsenmmxvi

3 жыл бұрын

You can easily tell because Aqua is the one dying or already dead

@00100000station

3 жыл бұрын

... in the middle of the screen please =D

@robinlaszlo

3 жыл бұрын

jokes aside it's usually the person talking at the time the switch starts.

I'm expecting the next Hunt Showdown update to include a new hunter named Bob with one hell of a headpiece.

@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME

3 жыл бұрын

A $10 lacefront wig from Party City.

3:01 Sam went from pure rage, to malice, to respect in 20 seconds

@MartinTraXAA

3 жыл бұрын

Ya gotta respect a dude that gets shot up more than Bonnie & Clyde and doesn't just kill you back but shit-talks you while doing it.

@doodoodew

3 жыл бұрын

You must’ve never seen the chivalry horizontal swings with the longsword then

I'm glad Sam potentially burned his ties with Crytek over pussyfarts and "Bob and his weave." Not only is this a great video, it's a testament to Sam's general unmarketability. Truly his magnum opus.

Sam is part of the Dudley family. He's bullying harry potter.

@TeamFurySuperGaming

3 жыл бұрын

The Dursleys

Hunt: Showdown really sponsors anyone who rides the shortbus nowadays huh?

@nicaustin3911

3 жыл бұрын

They prefer the ones who have to get strapped down like its a fuckin insane asylum

@westernwarden8758

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicaustin3911 they will also promote "the committed asylum DLC" or whatever

@EslayerTM

3 жыл бұрын

they dont make a bus short enough for sam

@Prensn

3 жыл бұрын

whoelse? im curious

3:00 I’ve legitimately have never heard Sam be more genuinely upset in a game

@pvtcaffeinevoiceguy

3 жыл бұрын

look at his Kenshi vids my guy (if you haven't yet). The rage-induced screams, bliss.

@Whittyman24

3 жыл бұрын

@@pvtcaffeinevoiceguy oh I have, trust me lol, just haven’t heard him this upset in a multiplayer game is what I meant :^)

@pvtcaffeinevoiceguy

3 жыл бұрын

oh, word

@YorkusPorkus757

3 жыл бұрын

Chivalry Medieval Warfare

I mean why ask General Sam to do a sponsered video if you want to censor that classic General Sam pazazz? Just let him do his thing.

@travus111

3 жыл бұрын

Especially this is like the fifth sponsored video by crytek

@travus111

3 жыл бұрын

@@ORiOh4582 are you dense? I said that was his fifth sponsored video, as in past tense

@AleK0451

3 жыл бұрын

@@travus111 but you can literally read that you didnt put past tense???

You're not in Slytherin Sam, you're that kid who was home schooled

@aa-ot3cg

3 жыл бұрын

He gets personal lessons from hagrid

@fubarexress6359

3 жыл бұрын

Nah home schoolers have higher than average IQs, higher paying jobs and higher than average over all success at life.... couldn’t be Sam.

@hudsonrunstedler4294

3 жыл бұрын

God damn mudd blood I bet

@the98themperoroftheholybri33

3 жыл бұрын

@@hudsonrunstedler4294 ikr, coming over here, taking our magical jobs! I wish they'd go back to where they came from

@miked.1528

3 жыл бұрын

He's like Harry Potter but he just grows up under his uncle's stairs because they never sent him an owl invite to the wizard school.

Final of MGS4 when Big Boss talkin to Snake: "This is poggers,isn't it?" *Cigar falls*

@elblantocaliente4406

3 жыл бұрын

Kojima be like: But wait,there's more!

@GrugGangGrugGang

3 жыл бұрын

@@elblantocaliente4406 "We got all kinds of snakes, solid snakes, liquid snakes, solidus snakes, venom snakes, punished snakes, and Mr. Lightningbolt."

@theliegeofshadows

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ladle69 TL;DR: Solid Snake is a clone son of Naked Snake, who is Big Boss.

@SimaoRodrigues...

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrugGangGrugGang don't forget the winds! We got cool Brazilian wind, French cold wind, fucking hot Californian wind, sand people hot wind,Cambodia rainy wind and of course big forehead College ball wind.

I think Sam was being generous to himself when he implied he was a slithering kid. We all know he is one of those shadow monsters that suck out the happiness of the kids just like he does to his friends and family

@Guaguadeath

3 жыл бұрын

So he's a dementor? Lmao 🤣

@kkiouris5719

3 жыл бұрын

@@Guaguadeath its been so long ive seen the movies,i honestly don't remember the names haha

@TheRomanAoE

3 жыл бұрын

@@kkiouris5719 Movies?! Heathen!

@kkiouris5719

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRomanAoE i don't like books unless its manga or webtoons cause i have the brain capacity and learning ability of a monkey

@jefflane8272

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRomanAoE the movies were better than the books.

Our boy General Sam putting Crytek's promotional management department through the comedic form of getting a root canal. This is what we're here for, this is peak deathbed poggers.

Sam looks cuter every video, At this rate nothing can stop him

@koolaiddude7685894

3 жыл бұрын

From dad bod to Chad bod

@koolaiddude7685894

3 жыл бұрын

From dad bod to Chad bod

@koolaiddude7685894

3 жыл бұрын

From dad bod to Chad bod

@kodaskewl

3 жыл бұрын

From dad bod to Chad bod

@cernunosz4899

3 жыл бұрын

from dad bod to Chad bod

Aqua a fan favorite? Dude takes change from the homeless.

@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME

3 жыл бұрын

Pennypinching is more of Sam's thing.

@thebigB3AST

3 жыл бұрын

it's okay because aqua is homeless himself

Sam forgetting his trap, a sign of early onset Alzheimer's.

Sam: “I’m not a good business man” *Looks at Sam’s Patreon*

@graysoncarter9925

3 жыл бұрын

Just looked it up, not disappointed.

@mr.platnium6154

3 жыл бұрын

He claims his not a good businessman but he was gonna be a realtor and he solid asserts but has pussyhands lol

*Severely injured horse pleas for it's life* Sam: SHUT UP! *Bashes it in the head*

@Youre_wasting_your_time

3 жыл бұрын

I’m glad someone said it, because that shit was hilarious

Laughing within the first minute to “foul anus mood” has made me realise my life has gone downhill rapidly since I started watching you haha

“You’re probably sitting down taking a dump” bro right when I sat down to take a dump

@valravnsshadow9422

3 жыл бұрын

He said that right after I got done with a dump.

@Theshawnusgames

3 жыл бұрын

People use their phones while they shit? That's news to me, you guys' experiences must be crazily unique.

This is probably the only instance where explaining the joke makes it even more funnier.

Bob and his Weave. Funniest fucking thing I've ever heard.

@aleksk1978

3 жыл бұрын

cumtown bits formula is rubbing off on our boy it seems

Love how sam refuses sponsorships if they don’t like what he says in his videos

@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339

3 жыл бұрын

The siege sponsorship he did left a bad taste in his mouth. It was awful.

@wazzupsters

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 what happened in seige?

That “poggers” bit was unironically poggers

The double perspective is great but having a name in the corner to tell who's who would be nice

Sam could of removed the half second clip of him saying "pussyfarts" and gotten a stack of cash from a sponsorship. But he refuses because he wants to make his content have no restrictions, and just the way he wants it. Honestly, fucking respect man

The word "puff" in England is a derogatory homosexual slur, that being said aqua is 100% a massive puff

@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605

3 жыл бұрын

you just outed yourself as british

@OrangewaveSupreme

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheretfwouldibewithoutmysl1605 idk man I live in the US and I knew that

@travus111

3 жыл бұрын

And he sure is a huffle

@yungdungpie951

3 жыл бұрын

@@travus111 an absolute GIGANTIC HUFFLE

"I'll get another personality that you guys like" and this man picks Aqua

I hope AquaFPS realizes when he failed to send video files with the correct audio, he was added to Sam's "People to Put in the Basement" list.

Aquas load outs make me anxious and also the fact he still has tutorials on

Great to see dad and dad getting along again.

The classic story of "Robert and His Cool Hair"

I don’t know why cracked out jake Gyllenhal is a favorite. Mine has always been bizzle and fungletoe

that wasn't very poggers of aqua when he started that tirade about racial purity

@JoeKurr5

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it was

@punished-burnt-ash

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and when he brought the topic to how slavery was actually a good thing, from bob and his weaves I was really done with this guy.

@rustyshackleford1508

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeKurr5 based

When I write a mediocre fantasy book I will put in a bunch of clans that are just personality types and different colours. I will make millions of the merch alone

@BenMerwyn

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds awfully familiar...

@boarfaceswinejaw4516

3 жыл бұрын

are we talking about game of thrones or Harry potter here?

@travus111

3 жыл бұрын

@@boarfaceswinejaw4516 yes

@boarfaceswinejaw4516

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes that or "all humans are dumb and hates elves and sorcerers because reasons except protag and friends".

@boarfaceswinejaw4516

3 жыл бұрын

@no or maybe yes Don't get me wrong, I get the whole "fearing what's different", I just have a hard time believing that impossibly powerful and beautiful people who live forever and who can cast fireballs and warp reality with mindbullet would wind up becoming an "oppressed" miniority, suppressed by a bigoted primitive human society. What makes xenophobia possible is the plausibility that someone is inferior. The Irish were catholics living on a grassy wet rock, who had never built an empire of their own, therefore the "reasonable" conclusion was that the Irish were subhuman to the English. Doesn't really work if said "subhuman" are a 12 foot tall, strong beautiful people with a space faring civilization.

I had literal tears of laughter running down my face about Bob and his Weave

* dead next to ladder * "I had no choice but to jump"

Been watching for a while love your content and personality one of my favorites on the platform!

God damnit I just laughed so hard at the bob and weave joke. What have I fallen to?

Keep in mind, Big Boss from MGS aims with his missing eye.

I bought Hunt Showdown to work on my tight 5. It brought me tons of inspiration and I feel confident enough to perform on stage. Thank you, Sam!

"Jesus took the wheel and drive me into a ditch" Man, what a quote

The Poggers part had me in hysterics, I love yours and Aqua's interactions where you're just laughing so hard you can't breathe

I want a hunter named "Bob and his weaves" now...

general sam and stavros halkias would be awsome as a podcast

@lollercoaster2010

3 жыл бұрын

Since I saw Sam wearing cum town shirts I've noticed his humor has definitely been influenced by the fellas.

I actually cried laughing during this. You're a savant. The Bob and Weave bit is excessively smart.

Dude been going back like 7 years cant get enough of the old shit. Bobbing and weavin through theses videos smoking bowls and laughing my ass off.

I'm never saying "bob and weave" ever again. Thanks Sam!

Finally here to SEE HOW MY DAD IS AT GAMES INSTEAD OF FINALLY COMING HOME

@gnomad3143

3 жыл бұрын

@Wiley Cat bob and weave

@thisistotallylegal-yepdefi15

3 жыл бұрын

You're funny

Great content man, love your vids. Had me laughing the whole time. Shout out to Bob and his Weave.

When Hunt: Showdown went to Xbox I left a review saying “General Sam sent me here”

Oh my, I legit laughed out loud watching that last part! 😅😅

Calling someone a HufflePuff is just a straight up roast. Like "Boy you soft!"

@Skyward-lx5kd

3 жыл бұрын

Do you dare roast Newt Scamander then?

Sam and Aqua are the best dynamic duo I swear when they’re both in a video it always funny😂

Glad we got this version fr tho 😂 first thing to make me actually laugh in a long as time, fuckin poggers dude

15:35 Crytek owns exclusivity rights to that Joke

The return of the king... again. Yoooo most likes ever thank you sheckelsteins.

@jackw.1342

3 жыл бұрын

That’s sad.

@thecabbage84

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackw.1342 Ik, no need to continue my suffering.

Aqua's recordings literally sound like that message in Starwars the Phantom Menace. "The people are starving"

I just can't get bob and his weave out of my head

Sam calls Aqua a "fan favorite" showing that he it truly just a personality for Sam to exploit in the presuit of capital

Aqua already put out his Hunt Showdown vid so I knew this had to be coming

The lowbrow humor is exactly my kind of humor. That thing about Bob and his weave was pretty funny to me too.

Neither Bob nor his weave could save that dead game

Now we sit here and wait to see what "excuse" Aqua has instore for use.

This dope 🔥

Thanks man i haven't laughed this hard in a loooong time

I've been waiting for this video. I've played too much Hunt in the last week after buying it finally. I could smell my man Sam out there, something was cooking from that sale.

Plot twist: His eye is fine, the eye patch was for style.

11:43 These last 6 minutes are to General Sam what the Fat Man was to Nagasaki

The last 6 minutes put and kept a big smile on my face. Amazing "layered" comedy

I really like the 2 angle editing style, plz keep it

What's the song at the end? Looked through most of Jippy's content and couldn't find it lol

@bigdickbazuso198

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Sam’s hiding it from me 😡

@carsonladd7506

3 жыл бұрын

Yea same it's driving me crazy

@carsonladd7506

3 жыл бұрын

Lmk if you figure it out

Does anyone know what Jippy song is in the beginning?

A true comic genius. The world is truly missing out on these Bob and weave jokes

Yo Sam, 😂🤣😂 I am legitimately laughing so hard my stomach hurt. Great content man.

I don't play Hunt, but from an outside angle, I'd say that little cajun termintator *might* have been cheating

@kafeh3300

3 жыл бұрын

In hunt you hear people's footsteps crazy far and loud You can pinpoint people's locations using the sound of their feet at pistol range So maybe he was just listenin'

@rileyhaynes2515

3 жыл бұрын

@@kafeh3300 that's not the point, the man shrugged off 3 pistol hits, 4 shotgun hits, and a stick of dynamite. He's either built like a brick shithouse or he's cheating

@kafeh3300

3 жыл бұрын

@@rileyhaynes2515 Oh this guy, the bornheim (semi-auto pistol sam was using) only does 74 damage a shot, and the buckshot out of lever action shotgun loses it's damage EXTREMELY quickly The guy also had time to heal in between, he was really low after the pistol shots, must have been low after the shotgun, dynamite may not have hit him, overall bad luck for sam

@rileyhaynes2515

3 жыл бұрын

@@kafeh3300 tbh, the actual chances of him cheating are probably pretty low. Plus, I doubt a cheater would put that much pure soul into that "fuck you." Not enough unwarranted smug satisfaction in his voice like what a cheater would have. Dude was probably just on the very edge of death and was giving it his all

@kafeh3300

3 жыл бұрын

@@rileyhaynes2515 actual fucking fight to the death lol

Hunt looks fun but I suck ass at PvP and I imagine the servers are full of people like Sam

@BoggydanBuckney

3 жыл бұрын

He tried to kill a guy 20+m away with a terminus. He's not the kind of player you'll need to worry about 😂😂

I enjoyed this one very much. Thanks, you guys!

Sam, you've been going ham with the vids. Keep it going my guy.

Nah, screw Crytek-that was art. Now any time I hear “ Bob and weave”, I’m gunna think of that stupid shit I just watched, and then because of this video and what it was, Hunt: Showdown. Lmfao they owe you that money xD

jesus how long they got you held hostage...i mean under contract to play this game lol

@BigBoyDuckie

3 жыл бұрын

they've been consistently playing this game for years, they just genuinely like it. Rightfully so, it's a great game

@i_didnt_stutter6962

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigBoyDuckie it was a joke, lol, i love hunt

@BigBoyDuckie

3 жыл бұрын

@@i_didnt_stutter6962 haha aight, just always trying to get more recognition for hunt

Love the shirt duder!.. It is in my son's catalogue of retro games for the Sega, and we own the dvds :D

AquaFPS, the only member of the elusive fifth house: special education.

Cunning, self-serving, greedy... I think it’s fair to say that the Slytherins in Hairy Pothead were probably all Rats too.

i game where i kill every woman in sight 10/10

Almost pissed myself at the end. Wasn't expecting that ridiculousness

It’s crazy that Aqua donated his time for your video on his birthday. What a nice guy.

Giving us this double perspective you've shown us truly how much Aqua dies and is useless. Unless you count him being bait or something, probably the only reason you play with him.

Alright, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking...Aqua Looks like he stinks

The Bob and his Weave thing was HILARIOUS!

Here within 30 mins thanks sam helping me through the birth of my son he was born yesterday didn't get much sleep last night but thanks for any video you post has made me happy hope tarkov comes back soon loved watching you fuck around with poob and bizzle and aqua