we had such an unfun time playing this hunk of garbage that I ended up having like 6 hours of unfunny footage to sort through and basically the only funny part was when we made fun of Bryan's gf for being poor as shit. So if you aren't entertained by this, let it be a testament to how bad the game is.

@g0urd_dude246

6 жыл бұрын

It's beautiful, Papa Rabbi

@huell8014

6 жыл бұрын

love you dad

@YorkusPorkus757

6 жыл бұрын

This video gave me diarrhea

@GwaGwaGwa

6 жыл бұрын

I LOVE YOU.

@foist101

6 жыл бұрын

Well its a good thing you stretched it out to 17 minutes then.

im really glad i met you

@somebalance8078

6 жыл бұрын

AquaFPS poor aqua

@spoiledmilk2587

6 жыл бұрын

Rip in peace aqua

@stunk2806

6 жыл бұрын

Lol fuckin' cheesecake

@edgarbustillos3577

6 жыл бұрын

I luv you aqua

@s1n79

6 жыл бұрын

shut up clickbaiter

I give sam a month before he walks out on his family.

@LelandHasGames

6 жыл бұрын

Fervid Torpor I give his family a month before they walk out on him. Lmao. Jk

@clickpause8732

6 жыл бұрын

“My family situation is NOT fixed.”

@xmm-cf5eg

6 жыл бұрын

Local Jew holds his family for ransom with Carcano rifle.

@papercut7141

5 жыл бұрын

@@LelandHasGames give the kid time to learn how to walk

@kycesarraj263

5 жыл бұрын

Your name is great

Why is there a thirteen year old girl in the server *thirteen year old girl* “Don’t ask questions”

I know you said in the last episode that there is nothing sexier than a minor but did you really have to bring one?

I get anxiety when Sam interacts with children. It's like when you watch a nature documentary and the mother abandons her kid, then the cheetah walks over and just stands there looking at it.

@Interknetz

Жыл бұрын

Sam is one of the few that can interact with kids without unintentionally grooming them.

@BlogsRust

Жыл бұрын

@@Interknetz no shit it seems like he hates them but cant really say anything cuz he has his own kids 😭

FeelsBadMan... Uber eats won't deliver in my town either..

@aquifer9480

6 жыл бұрын

Kotton DAD

Collab with the 12 year old more often

@chazman87784

5 жыл бұрын

yes of course brethren go on about this subject please. not fbi here btw obviously

@NerdRoss

5 жыл бұрын

Alt right neo Nazi cheeeeeeze

@JoeKurr5

4 жыл бұрын

David H sus

@JoeKurr5

4 жыл бұрын

nerd Surfer ye

@spencerlove2264

4 жыл бұрын

They seemed like they where having fun. If you've ever had a little brother you know how much fun it is to make them laugh. Y'all are sus for saying sus

Gaming headset: check, knuckles: cracked, beating minority’s: check, yep its gamer time folks.

@jaseharlan9485

5 жыл бұрын

Game Stone gamers rise up

@gaevlos1281

5 жыл бұрын

you mean *Epic** Gamer Time

So after I saw Aquafps did his video I knew you would do this again

@lukestavish7051

6 жыл бұрын

Nathan H it was like set in stone that this video would be made

@sebcruz9197

6 жыл бұрын

I called it. Im owed 5 bucks. I told my best friend you would make this. Fuck yeah. Five bucks

You have underestimated the power of *_MINING_* and then *_CRAFTING_*

@ernsteinwaters8034

5 жыл бұрын

So Minecraft

@spencerlove2264

4 жыл бұрын

@@ernsteinwaters8034 no

@yoink4180

4 жыл бұрын

James P Sullivan but you can build stuff in Minecraft, creativity is almost endless. NMS is just building things you NEED to build more things, it’s a straight line.

@rodiculous9464

4 жыл бұрын

@@smelly_code_odor_coder you have to understand that this man has a family and a non-salaried job, time is scarce and people like that want something more stimulating than just building shit for 8 hours straight. there's a reason the target market for Minecraft is like 7-13 years old

@titus17

4 жыл бұрын

@@rodiculous9464 except general sam really likes minecraft. watch his minecraft videos.

4:46 i'm gonna make a video game and use this reaction when you are losing health.

"It's like an MMO with no payoff." So just an MMO then, got it.

@gefehede7783

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bruh. Swordburst 2 is an mmo and it's poggers. It's on Roblox though....

@Tester-sh1mn

3 жыл бұрын

@@gefehede7783 Sounds like NERD SHIT ngl

@midgetman4206

2 жыл бұрын

@@gefehede7783 Why would anyone with a smidgen of dignity want to play roblox?

@GashimahironChl

2 жыл бұрын

@@midgetman4206 To turn on hacks and effortlessly harass kids? It's great, you get to laugh about their angry screeching, and it also teaches them the world is a cruel cruel place, everybody wins!

@samkennedy6651

2 жыл бұрын

@@GashimahironChl because we’re both on a general sam video from 3 years can you tell me how to get Roblox hacks

You're hanging out with women now? What's going on big guy?

@brunosouza3326

6 жыл бұрын

Shid Cat he has a kid now, he has to find a place to go buy cigarettes uknowatimean?

Clearly 12 year old boy “THATS ALL SHE GAVE ME”

@marsmugio

Ай бұрын

Clearly 13 year old girl*

Your editing style is unmatched by anyone I’ve ever watched and it makes your channel so unique to other content creators.

I hope your child sees these in the future and is proud of it's papa

@ventabo1603

6 жыл бұрын

coldercake 死 恐 私 fixed it

@OddZodd

6 жыл бұрын

coldercake 死 恐 私 don't assume it's gender!

@SleepyMechanics

6 жыл бұрын

coldercake 死 恐 私 wtf so a child can't be a girl? 😂

@pattiecake0128

6 жыл бұрын

JustcRyzTaaL S its edited

@daydra325

6 жыл бұрын

owenlol2 they literally said daughter

hey I know this might be really strange but I bought the game when the “next” update came out, and I think it’s extremely fun... I’ve only got like 35 hrs in it so far, but I’ve enjoyed all the space exploration, quests, dogfights, pretty sights, etc.

@gone2742

6 жыл бұрын

Dankangelo yeah its really fun. Certainly not for everyone though

@extremeexile1147

6 жыл бұрын

Same!

@rkit6707

6 жыл бұрын

35 hours is a lot

@Flop9719

6 жыл бұрын

Dankangelo same, I dunno what's with all the hate, I played worst game than this.

@wormwood8352

6 жыл бұрын

Alix 35 hours isn’t really that much.

sam is such a cute funny girl

@goobagaaba1600

5 жыл бұрын

Fbi open up

@noahcisneros3681

4 жыл бұрын

The fuck?

@Azakadune

3 жыл бұрын

@nerd Surfer preventative viewings. You gotta know your enemies and all lol. Oh god...

@KaptainCrnch76

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just assume z's gender

I hated No Man Sky. I played about 20 minutes total when it first came out. But after playing the new update I actually like it. Yea there can still be more stuff added with some updates and yes there are some pretty bad bugs and questionable gameplay designs but the overall game has improved 10 fold since it's horrible release. At least they didn't abandon the game altogether and are trying to turn it around for the people that bought it. With that being said, the game can still use alot of work and new updates. The multiplayer still needs a lot of TLC as well but I've been having a blast playing it.

@colinpawlik2418

6 жыл бұрын

Majin good one

@jungleinsectspikewall4474

6 жыл бұрын

EyeXombie are they still adding stuff cuz if they loking to slowly finish the game like it was supposed to be on release then i might rebuy it and maybe play with a friend

@_clueusite_8904

6 жыл бұрын

EyeXombie Why arent there more poeple like you? Your comment is exactly what i was about to write. Im sure they can turn this raw diamond in an playable game...

@EyeXombie

6 жыл бұрын

JungleInsect, They said they weren't done updating it so I'm hoping they do a lot more with it. @_Clueusite, I hope so.

@MrJackrussell12

6 жыл бұрын

EyeXombie thank you glad not every hater of the game grouped up on this video

i feel like sam is more non toxic to little kids because of his dad instincts you feel me

@jackreid2664

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's nice to see his more caring side.

I forgot about Lt Corbis entirely

@NewtypeMaru

6 жыл бұрын

Who?

@samjannaki5482

6 жыл бұрын

Maru Chan the little girl who got famous cuz her brother did YT already, and cuz Shes edgy.

Those Chills impressions made me lose my shit. "Top 10 Best Friendships: Number 1) Nix's dad and alcohol."

I am in love with the vapourware aesthetic of your channel recently dude

Sam is a RuneScape gold bot

@Clone003

6 жыл бұрын

drake gomez wc lvl?

@TheDomitrix

6 жыл бұрын

LOL @ wc. Fuuuuck that takes me back.

"it aint fun to grind all day" *plays EFT on the regular*

@thehavoccompany-a3

4 жыл бұрын

He never claimed to be the smartest nor the most consistent cookie on the block.

"Turbojew"

Seeing Sam play with that kid was so heart warming

@jackreid2664

2 жыл бұрын

I get fatherly vibes from him and that's sweet.

@midgetman4206

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackreid2664 Cursing and putting questionable images in her mind. Seems like a wonderful father in the making, one who will be capable of raising a child who will be an important key to the future of our species

You must have spent more time on that 35 second intro than the devs did on the entire game

@s2jguop865

6 жыл бұрын

but its not bookworm adventures

@erictaylor7522

6 жыл бұрын

I appreciate your Bookworm adventure playthrough

@taddik6869

6 жыл бұрын

Unlike bookworm adventures amirite, that game took at least 5 years to produce

@cornholejackson225

6 жыл бұрын

Did somebody say bookworm adventures

@ggkek9998

6 жыл бұрын

Where were you on dunkeys video?

13:34 UHM ACTUALLY DEUTERIUM IS NOT AN ELEMENT!IT'S AN ISOTOPE OF HYDROGEN!

@Draxyte

6 жыл бұрын

Rogue Nero I am so happy someone else knows chemistry.

@TRClockwork

6 жыл бұрын

Fuckin nerds

@TRClockwork

6 жыл бұрын

But like... shit, you right

Clicked that "Lt. Corbis" link and it didn't take me anywhere. Strange.

@jakesoros2376

2 жыл бұрын

Her channel got deleted by KZread. She, like Sam, ride a thin line when it comes to the type of humor they have, given how sensitive KZread is to humor that was perfectly acceptable on platform in 2016/2017. KZread decided she had to go since she made some political videos as well.

“Top 10 friendships. Number 1.” 😂😂😂😂

I actually like the game. I just like mining and the thrill of inter galactic travel

@arclight-1717

6 жыл бұрын

Relevant and Topical Meme how dare you say that you have a different opinion to Sam our lord and saviour

@nasbuscus

6 жыл бұрын

The game is not bad, depends on what kind of person you are

@Onsiuo

6 жыл бұрын

Nasbuscus 14 exactly

@jackbishop8610

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't they add like story, bases, planetary vehicles and more?

@sexypizza55563

6 жыл бұрын

"Thrill" sure dude.

I actually like this game lol but definitely not for everyone. I Respect your opinion dog.

@spoiledmilk2587

6 жыл бұрын

*K*

@nu4473

6 жыл бұрын

Did you call him a dog?

@astrixx

6 жыл бұрын

nobody cares, most people still think it sucks, go back to mining lel

@sheikhrayan9538

6 жыл бұрын

astrixx you can say that just because this guy has the same opinion as many of the guys who liked this video

@nandimoozle703

6 жыл бұрын

I refused to get NMS and then I saw the stuff coming in the Next update and I decided I’d at least try it and I’m so glad that I did cause I love it, exploring the planets it’s fun and the games super pretty. For sure though not for everyone so gg bro’s

Honestly first impressions for me was amazing but after 20-30 hours, you realize there's nothing else to do or see other than mindlessly make items for money to buy better stuff

😂😂😂😂😂 "the transformation is almost complete" Hahahaha

10:58 - that's a pretty deep question from a kiddo.

I didn't know Lt Corbis played No Man's Sky

Top ten best friendships. Number one nixes dad and alcohol 😂😂😂

@charlesdemers1197

5 жыл бұрын

Keith Loop made me laugh too

Oh man, looks like General Sam really rustled some jimmies mow

NiCk'S DaD aNd AlCoHol

@RsgDragon

6 жыл бұрын

Philmyhole got flammed

Idk, I am having a lot of fun with the changes.

"The day I'm corrected by someone HALF MY AGE!"

7:58 Earth had enough good feedback they decided to make a sequel.

I payed 30 bucks for the game and it's better than it was. 🤷‍♂️

@brunosouza3326

6 жыл бұрын

zaahatchetman gaming dried shit smells less, but it's still shit

@zaahatchetmangaming

6 жыл бұрын

Bruno Souza I'm a simple man

@WimsicleStranger

6 жыл бұрын

The point being it only took 3 years for them to add shit they promised was going to be in it at launch.

@fumofumo7815

6 жыл бұрын

Sony forced them to release early. It's not necessarily their fault.

@grandhierophantkhatep685

6 жыл бұрын

Bruno Souza “if I curse im right”

These intros help my grandmas dementia

3:08 for real ! i had the edit my keybindings so i can stop wasting launching fuel xD

The government is gunna have to ban Sams kid from coming within 20 feet of anything with a cloaca after the shit they’ll overhear growing up

I have fun in the NEXT update. You need to follow the story line to get all of the free stuff including a freighter and that stuff is really cool, but you also learn a lot about crafting and what not. What i noticed in this video is that you didn't know what you were doing when it came to game mechanics... I'd recommend this place called KZread, but it also seemed like you just hate crafting adventure games in general because of the mine to mine concept. I do think that the blueprint system is dumb its not hard to do though just use your scanner and signal boosters. Love your content however it seemed like you just tried to hate this game and went into it from a negative perspective.

@cameronpeterson6734

6 жыл бұрын

Fastening Thank you. I mean this game isn't for everyone but still. And keeping up with resources is really easy. I haven't even gotten to owning freighters and I'm enjoying this game a lot for it's price since it is half off right now. And base building is addicting when you start unlocking more building parts

@WimsicleStranger

6 жыл бұрын

Wow it’s almost as if it only took 3 years to add shit they promised was going to be in at launch.

@cameronpeterson6734

6 жыл бұрын

WimsicleStranger Noo.... It only took 2 years :)

@mrjtfang2

6 жыл бұрын

Seems like wimsicle has to have a reason to hate this game to continue living a balanced life.

@thedarklordx

6 жыл бұрын

doesn't this guy love Rust? I highly doubt his problem is with the genre.

Take into consideration: this is an indie game dev with like 15 people, Bethesda did the same thing, except they still haven't fixed it.

Anyone help me out, so every time I play this I can only get about 20-35 mins into it before it blue screen crashes on PS4 Pro. Some say it’s cause it’s PS4 Pro some say it’s because I’m on disk. But first day when it updated to Next I had no issues playing till next day they updated it. So I asked around and looked around and some saying it’s cause the update. So does anyone know why really makes the game crash? Disk, PS4 PRO or Update? Or does the game just suck and can’t handle the amount of stuff ingame.

Hey man great video ! what's the music used at 4:24 tho ? I can't seem to find it on Alex's soundcloud

I'm liking the neck mohawk, it's a good look

I dunno, I liked it

no man's sky has really come back now, honestly, it has such a deep story it's almost moving.

You sounded like you were having a blast playing it, just saying.

@ghoulishgoober3122

6 жыл бұрын

J.A Vance Anything with friends is fun, even if the thing you're doing with friends isn't that fun.

@Zennethe

6 жыл бұрын

Solenicus hahahahahaha. You think opinion is fact. Sorry mate more people like this game than hate it now. It recovered from a massive negative score on steam which I've never seen any other game do.

@ghoulishgoober3122

6 жыл бұрын

Zennethe He never actually made a claim that his opinion was fact, he simply said that the game was utter shit, which is opinion.

@robertonome2448

6 жыл бұрын

if ur gonna call something 'utter shit' and not even explain why, then ur opinion is not gonna be taken seriously

@robertonome2448

6 жыл бұрын

+Chashmodai Somebody seems to be triggered...

That green screen was probably the best purchase you have ever made.

I remember being so excited for this game when it came out and eventually just thinkin, "what am I doing". Ive never felt like ive wasted my time so much with a game as I did with No Mans Sky. Years later after it was "fixed" I tried again and felt instantly again like it was just a waste of my time.

"Don't want no 12 year old in here" >12 year old turns out to be useful

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King game is an unfun game, but as it turns out, that may just he what you get

Tbh I like no mans sky, because it’s a chill and interesting game that I can play while watching general Sam on my phone. That’s just my opinion though

@chekklist6501

5 жыл бұрын

a wrong opinion

@marcelosilvestre244

5 жыл бұрын

@@chekklist6501 why do you think your opinion is more valid than his? Grow up kid

@macdhomhnaill7721

5 жыл бұрын

Marcelo Vinícius Lopes Silvestre Anyone who uses the word “kid” as an attempt to appear superior over the internet ends up in the punk ass bitch registry. Reported. Good luck finding employment that is okay with you being a punk ass bitch.

@alkaline.dreamer

5 жыл бұрын

@Pair of Pant How so? And explain it in actual words, not just some *implication*

It's not for everyone, but, as a day one ps4 player, I have and do still enjoy the game greatly :) good vid though!

@spoiledmilk2587

6 жыл бұрын

K

@tylerholt6615

6 жыл бұрын

Its ight I don't care for Windows on my bases so overall 6/10 with the update

@kudosbudo

6 жыл бұрын

But how?

@nasbuscus

6 жыл бұрын

A lot of people can’t appreciate a game that’s fixed

@raycornett5854

6 жыл бұрын

You must be dead inside to enjoy this game still I get the first few days but uhhh tilll now u need help

Imagine making a game about space exploration with nothing to actually find on the planets

14:23 was that a impersonation of Chills? LOL :D

You cannot fix what is already perfect

@croncastle3028

6 жыл бұрын

Stop

@nasbuscus

6 жыл бұрын

No mans sky is good with all this new stuff.

@grandhierophantkhatep685

6 жыл бұрын

You’ve destroyed the dam

@grandhierophantkhatep685

6 жыл бұрын

Of hate

Anyone who thinks his videos are meant to be taken seriously need to go ahead and unsubscribe from the dope chad that is General Sam. You guys missed the boat. I’m sure he appreciates integrity more than a high subscriber count. All of you, unsubscribe from him. (Aqua totally didn’t send me)

@sasnycon

5 жыл бұрын

Who said that anyone that dislikes his videos is subscribed to him and not just randomly ended up here?!?!?

@macdhomhnaill7721

5 жыл бұрын

sasnycon whoosh

@macdhomhnaill7721

Жыл бұрын

@@stankobarabata2406 I don’t even remember leaving this comment. Haha That said, I guess I was getting at his hyperbolic and deadpan style. I like No Mans Sky alright, but then again I just liked space stuff. I played Elite Dangerous back then too. Excited to try Starfield at some point, hopefully! Take care bro!

Does anybody know the video of him playing citadel forge with fire?

Fun fact: antimatter is a real thing that is the most efficient fuel source

@dylanmonstrum1538

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: it literally doesn't exist which makes it a pretty inefficient fuel source

I bought no mans sky recently and I've been loving it, while its far from perfect and can use lots of bug fixes and qol improvements i wouldnt call it a bad game, it was pretty terrible upon release but now its something that at least I can thoroughly enjoy with my friends and overall just have lots of fun with.

Jew man's sky.

Dammit Sam, I go on vacation for ONE week and your playing no mans sky

What’s the font that they used for the title of the game and the one you used in the title card

I tried to play it again, I still hate it

@voyagereternal11

5 жыл бұрын

Good for you. Guess what? Nobody fucking cares. Not every game is for everybody. Go play league and watch some anime and shut the fuck up.

@1stCMcook

5 жыл бұрын

Geometry Dash Alex lol so triggered that I have an opinion? You seem very sensitive

@romanboi8834

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr, how dare you share your opinion on the internet

@MrCorrectify

5 жыл бұрын

@@voyagereternal11 Words spoken by a man that upon realizing how much time they sunk into a piece of shit, was forced to either convince themselves that the game is good, or accept the fact that they are that many gameplay hours closer to death, and all they have to show for it is a base in no mans sky.

@sarkirdo980

5 жыл бұрын

@@voyagereternal11 you are sad dude

Know look at him... looking like a fool lmao

Who remembers the 2016(ish) video by General Sam where he made a semi-legitimate Fo4 Santa build based around the cryolator?

hey Sam thanks for introducing me to Alex dude is incredibly talented

General Green Screen strikes again!

"This game is the loudest thing on the planet. Get it? Planet?" -Bryan

Honestly if they give this game a few more updates to fix some of the bugs and add some more objectives, I might consider buying it. The game looks really fun to me considering I love exploration games and sci-fi stuff...

Just got the game this weekend , never played it before . But so far I think it’s a very fun and chill game . Iv almost never played any survival type games but so far this is awesome

Anyone else hyped for Saw Con?

@OzTheGolden

6 жыл бұрын

L30 yeah I can’t believe the Sugondese are getting to host it this year

@invertz2157

6 жыл бұрын

@@OzTheGolden it got canceled. The host got diagnosed with ligma

@voyagereternal11

5 жыл бұрын

I heard they were playing BOFA in Saw con?

@justnuttedinasock2054

5 жыл бұрын

what’s saw con, who are sugondese and what’s ligma?

@justnuttedinasock2054

5 жыл бұрын

you’re all welcome

Is this a series now?

@AquaFPS

6 жыл бұрын

its his series that rides on the coat-tails of my series.

@user-kv7zj5oo1n

6 жыл бұрын

AquaFPS look it's meth gyllenhaal

@Ae7herium

6 жыл бұрын

AquaFPS *coke tails There you go bby

@minusshoot1736

6 жыл бұрын

AquaFPS yeah but he's right

@thedarklordx

6 жыл бұрын

I hope so

2:50 sound like yall were having fun tho

My problem is that once you get a freighter there is very little reason to land on a planet. I haven’t done the base missions but I did like half of them last update.

Now THIS is not very epic

Aqua is somehow worse than an incel he's a *voluntary celibate*

That intro took my like instantly

“She’ll club me with her breast feeding nipples, they look like fucking slim Jim’s” IM FUCKING DYING

Owo Corbis is in this game

@nu4473

6 жыл бұрын

Parayeet Boy yes, the cringy 13 year old.

I’m high for the first time rn so let me watch some sam and see the experience

@masonw.2338

6 жыл бұрын

on what

@rikkert5273

6 жыл бұрын

tell us about your experience

@TheLastCowBender

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah sure ok

@faerora

6 жыл бұрын

Wait....are we sposed to not be stoned when watching his stuff?

@younggodliness7337

6 жыл бұрын

I got high of a fat can off bounce that ass

Font?

general sam i love the beginning intro u should keep doing it i love the lopsided eyes

That 15 year old girl is pretty chill. She should hang with Sam and Co. more often...

@thatoneguy9154

6 жыл бұрын

Captain Merx She has a KZread channel named Lt Corbis

@coh2conscript851

6 жыл бұрын

Sam can't be within 20 miles of children.

>has fun >THIS GAME IS GARBAGE >runs out of gas >THIS GAME IS SO BAD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH >has to work for rewards >BRO THIS GAME IS TRASH ITS SO BAD

@penguinmaster9666

6 жыл бұрын

GLeeM Lmao

@neronah7349

6 жыл бұрын

lol sounds about right 😂

@thisiscarltones

6 жыл бұрын

"LEARN HOW TO GREENTEXT ON KZread BRO"

@Kai-sw4hl

6 жыл бұрын

yikes

@smellacath3962

6 жыл бұрын

+GleeM Bruh, why did you have to add so many SPACES in a greentext? Why add them at all?

Well. 25 hours since Next dropped, absolutely in love.

5:50 sounds like minecraft with extra steps

sam stop making videos love can only go so far

"YES, if I just disregard all the new content and changes I can get away with saying they fixed nothing!"

@jacksontsukahara3798

5 жыл бұрын

sa assas are you 12?

@KStreak

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacksontsukahara3798 If you say some stupid shit like that again, I'm gonna have to clap your cheeks.

"Top ten friendships. Number 10, Nix's dad and alcohol." I'm fucking slain. I wheezed harder than Sam during cards against humanity.

thanks for confirming that it's still not worth getting