“Dutch, we got Pinkertons on our tail and you want us to rob a Gucci Store?” “We gotta Grip that Drip, Arthur. Have some Goddamn faith cuh.”

@SynsaySama

5 жыл бұрын

"I...i....i mean A'ight, dutch if you say so bro."

@antdidntwakeup

5 жыл бұрын

“Ahhh get a black bone black lung, now look Dutch we gotta move. Leave the money, and cowpoke back there behind”

@bongsaint__420__goat5

5 жыл бұрын

Oosh

@hope6840

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

@louvermon437

5 жыл бұрын

If I had horses I’d have a Gucci saddles for every one of them.

*poker video* "wtf does calling do??" Yea this will be a good video

@Papersheepp

5 жыл бұрын

basically negreanu

Sam I swear to God, if we don't get an update on the Chadbots I'm going to frick you up.

@dylana.6634

5 жыл бұрын

He’s got the chadcrabs

@davidbass3178

4 жыл бұрын

@The Happy Cajun i love crabs

@kylebustos401

4 жыл бұрын

Im still depending on Chadbots to decide whether or not to buy the game!!

@Daniel-bb9qj

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle Bustos I think the chadbots era is done

@KingFish-mq8gx

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we need more kenshi

He's gone from catching fish to catching stacks my favourite cowboy is looking fly

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Drip

@ThoughtlessBrainlessEyeless

4 жыл бұрын

D R I P P

Now that outfit is really 𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘲𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘯

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@blondeuchiha8195

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronh.24 what u just wrote a year ago don't make no sense

@averypoggamer3700

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronh.24 no

"I have coupons" is the best comeback to someone calling you poor that I've ever heard

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Drip

KEEP IT SIMPLE 😎 DONT BLOW IT 😎 COUNT YA MONEY 😎

@Padlock_Steve

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao gay

@mikeyblackowl9026

5 жыл бұрын

Billy Burr

@Waverider4u

4 жыл бұрын

@I C no u

I'd like to imagine there was an actual group of friends in the old west who'd gamble in bars and talk to eachother like this

still dont know who the heck that guy was

@xmm-cf5eg

5 жыл бұрын

Happens to the best of us.

@SpaceMissile

4 жыл бұрын

There's a good chance he didin't know who you were either. _sick burn._

@camdogfall6264

3 жыл бұрын

balls

@camdogfall6264

3 жыл бұрын

balls of the gay variety

@Bell_X3

3 жыл бұрын

@@camdogfall6264 Testicles in the area of homosexuality

“Did the internet telephone break?” Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time, thanks Sam.

@horizontk

5 жыл бұрын

He said ring tard

@xmm-cf5eg

5 жыл бұрын

As a poor soul who has spent many a days explaining facebook to old people using it, _this hit me right at home._

@lobotomite.1395

5 жыл бұрын

Hello?

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Drip

@drewmortenson

3 жыл бұрын

literally read this as he said it lmao

Buys a 500 dollar outfit to inspire confidence in putting down 5 cent bets in poker

@MarkySauce

4 жыл бұрын

Serious question, where do I find the outfit?

@cesarvialpando7736

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarkySauce in rdr2 online

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Drip

@k.n.91390

3 жыл бұрын

Only way to play poker is high stakes five dollar hands minimum

Gets up from seat “Fair played..” *_proceeds to kill everyone_*

@malachiconstant7745

5 жыл бұрын

The poker is it’s own lobby, so you couldn’t do that even if you wanted to

@kloinkysploink2840

5 жыл бұрын

Malachi Constant yeah. Thats the one thing that dissapointed me about poker

@oo-hi5pg

3 жыл бұрын

@@kloinkysploink2840 what's the point if I can't gun down my friend for taking my 6 cent

Rule #1 of playing like Sam: Act like you know exactly what you’re doing as soon as possible

@dixnyomouff6982

5 жыл бұрын

Seems legit

@heavierthanairfilms

4 жыл бұрын

M1996A1 Especially if you have no idea what you’re doing.

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Drip

you need to do stand up comedy dude your writing is always so funny

@GeneralSam

5 жыл бұрын

I'm too scared of public speaking

@jamesberretta1812

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam dude do it everyone would love you

@leatherfart1822

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesberretta1812 ikr he would be great

@chiefnastygaming8485

3 жыл бұрын

General Sam do some bits in front of the green screen. You already have an audience of 1mil no stand up club I know of holds that many people.

@asphalt-cowboy9479

3 жыл бұрын

@Not Mick Blotters yeah agreed man. Writing is only like 30-40% if that. Some of the best comedians can just start riffing on a topic and whether the things they're saying are actually funny or not they're killing. I do think Sam would have a pretty solid shot at doing it tho. He's quick whitted and really likeable if he could atleast come across as confident onstage I think he'd be okay.

I love Bryan's reactions to Sam winning. "FOUR FIVES?!"

god i wanna gamble my house away now thanks for encouraging the youth to gamble sam!

@suzum833

4 жыл бұрын

Why stop at your house? Gamble RUSSIA and make some money!

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Drip

@austinm.9832

3 жыл бұрын

My 6th grade english teacher thought us poker in class.

I got Abagail Shapiro in the back 🏇

@thedankgunslinger8948

5 жыл бұрын

Y'all do realize that's the name of Sam's horse, right?

@jire1489

5 жыл бұрын

Night Owl YT no shit

@wolfox712

5 жыл бұрын

@@thedankgunslinger8948 duuuurrr no we dont. Moron.

"I can finally afford a new saddle for Abigail Shapiro"

@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300

4 жыл бұрын

Drip

@ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123

4 жыл бұрын

Khazar milkies

@joywisnun1674

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you cover those feets tho?

hello?

@josephhind7484

5 жыл бұрын

Evening buster

@leatherfart1822

3 жыл бұрын

Gday ol sport

@StaticTeeth

3 жыл бұрын

Telephone internet as sam said

@chriscarty2308

3 жыл бұрын

shut up aqua

@sirspectre3485

3 жыл бұрын

Hands down the funniest part of the video

Sam got those Gucci suspenders I see you

Sam is unsurprisingly really good at games where lies and deceit are at the foreground

I think we should all take a moment to recognize the hot fire tunes in the background of these vids by jippy. He is underrated :((((

I love jippy's beat so much. Perfect for little mindless freestyles while you're bored at work

@haven1048

5 жыл бұрын

Sams music taste is fucking fire tbh

@haven1048

5 жыл бұрын

especially Jippy, really helps when im bored doing math in class.

I love how red dead 2 has gotten people interested in fishing

@wolfox712

5 жыл бұрын

And horses.

No ads on start up, this is gonna be a good one.

Bought & downloaded kenshi today. Was mugged then enslaved while I was reading the tutorials. Pause button is very important.

"Dutch, we gonna rob that bank?" "Nah Arthur, we can play poker and get rich"

@thedarkwolf6967

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, Arthur does get rich af finessing someone on poker.

General Sam has secured the cowboy bag my guy

Only man who can make a cowboy drip like a leaking tap, is Samuel.

New boot goofin' 😭😭

Every few months I come back to this when it pops up in my algo. I feel a wash of good nostalgia when I hear the Jippy tune and that voice. Keep doin you, man.

Been saving this video all day always a treat when you upload.

I just launched rdr2 and I get this notification

love that he gets the best hand while knowing nothing

Love your content all the way to the end bro !

On that notification squad boiii. You're the best creator on KZread General sam.

@bensosnowski1128

5 жыл бұрын

Darksepheroth what kind of stuff are you into, I can give you some recommendations. If you say General Sam is definitively the best, no joke you are missing out

@blacksuitnotie

5 жыл бұрын

Hey man, we don't appreciate that kind of language here OP. This is a community of low expectations. Take your "nice guy" attitude somewhere else.

That part when you all went silent and Aqua is like "Hello". Killed me. Lol

I absolutely love your editing style.

This video has inspired my entire RDR2 online persona. It’s all about the drip

I’ve watched this 11 times now and it’s still as funny as the first time

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... was waiting for another RDO video from you

I'm more impressed that you can stay connected long enough to buy an outfit like that. Been trying all week and I can't stay on for longer than a couple of minutes.

Bryan's characters timing when he says you have four fives is on point

I come back to watch this video every month idk why this is my favorite video out of all of them.

Brian needs his own channel, he's hilarious!

I just love Sams intros so much

*walks in to saloon* “hopefully I’ll have some luck” *comes out with Gucci on and all of the females*

Alright now doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

That moment when you come in the first 8 minutes and there's already 3.2k views and 123 comments

That cowboy drip makin me flip by golly

Amazing, thanks for the video Sam

GD that's a fine Cowboy Hat or Pimp Hat or Ladys Sun Hat so many uses

@Padlock_Steve

5 жыл бұрын

Its also a porta potty

@methatguy5996

5 жыл бұрын

It's the lady of the houses hat. Hes a drag queen.

@ChiefKeefFan3OO

5 жыл бұрын

Sam stole that hat from a old black woman who just went to church

This hole video gave one big smile on my face great video Sam.

You don’t understand how excited I was when I saw this in my recommended

i love ure videos sam never fails to bring me a laugh

*”Oy GaVaL wE WuZ lAmP sHaDeS”* *General Sam, Notorius Rhabbi*

The intro to this video was probably the funniest shit ive ever heard. Thank you

My subfeed has been absolutely blessed this morning and it somehow got better. I originally subbed because of his rdr2 video.

Great Vid Sam!!!

God I love when you use Jippy's music. Also MORE KENSHI! AND MORE BRyAN! Bryan is honestly the funniest guy on the channel besides you, I wish he uploaded his own shit more.

General Sam drip go wooo!

I come for the opening monologue and stay for the shenanigans

My first video from you was the fishing tutorial. Got me hooked

Hey Sam. Lookin' fresh my guy. AguaFPS is my favorite unlockable character.

I neededto hear this 2nite thnx

Man I remember the day this vid dropped. Twer a good day.

1 dollar in 1890 was worth about 28 dollars usd in 2019 so $6:60 is about 185 dollars,this is a high stakes game

@kendalllingard6936

5 жыл бұрын

Canned corn in the game is about 2 dollars. irl it's a dollar. So by your calculations rdr corn is worth about 56 dollars in real life. Rdr economy has no real world application. Besides, when anything worthwhile in the game costs hundreds of dollars, playing for pennies is some low stakes boah

@slaymyface1357

5 жыл бұрын

Neeeeeeeeerd

@LAZYB00GiE

5 жыл бұрын

Dat autism is beautiful

This video is just, Someone says something Someone says funny remark Sam wheezes Repeat Fuckin superb keep it up

I love lighting a cig while listening to your voice. It relaxes the senses.

@jahreaumatsunaga680

5 жыл бұрын

I’m 14

For some reason this was max comfy to watch.

"New boot goofin'." I here I was, thinking I'm the only person on the entire planet who's seen that masterpiece of a show.

*_You played them like a damn fiddle_*

Doesnt matter what you play. Always good content brotha

Omg please make more poker vids man so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sam is hootin' hollerin' with his cowboy D R I P

Notification squad keeping it moist

@raphaellauf7786

5 жыл бұрын

He'll yeah

@jams7301

5 жыл бұрын

Extra moist

@AdmiralBiach

5 жыл бұрын

Extra moist like a you know what

@Gumyumb

5 жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralBiach a nice refreshing glass of water

"New boot Goofin'" 🤣

Literally played poker the whole time in a virtual world. 10/10 would watch again. shit was hilarious

You have become a true inspiration for me

I love you for this

Don’t blow it. Keep it simple. Count ya money.

Its nice to see a man with familiar tastes in hats

This drip got you in heat

with those earnings i cant even comprehend how much drip sams going to get. He gonna hit up gucci, supreme. the works

Reno 911 reference on point. New boot goofin.

10/10 quality content, would watch a poker live stream of yall

I missed seeing that desperate combover and patchy beard in the intro...i'll led it slide this once

Howdy partner glad to see you back

I love the fact that the ad for this video was a poker master class, KZread trying to get me IRL drip

This is my favorite red dead vid so far

Sam be new boot goofin on jah

After this I’m more than certain Sam would be very comfortable in the Wild West.

@seamusriley3532

5 жыл бұрын

As we all would be. Damn gov'ment

I want a 10hr compilation of sam wheezing

This is just like "Gunk" by Jaxon Hill. Crazy.

"sometimes when you have a really good hand you should fold, so people don't really know what you up to that way you don't fold in bad hands only"

General Sam, love ur vids. Can u do more ruthless business games?

That reno throwback had me dead

the only meme that will never die is the cod hitmarkers

Judaism 2: This Time.. IT'S PERSONAL

Sam is my spirit animal.