Sam puts more effort into burying cripps than he does caring for his daughter.

@MaceHead117

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair his daughter can't roll him a good spliff

@melancholyman369

4 жыл бұрын

He can always try again...am I right😎👌

@unyielding.entertainment

4 жыл бұрын

She's a bum, just shits herself and whines all day. Cripps tho.. he was a legend of many talents

@andreimarinas9316

4 жыл бұрын

Introvert Media Hip-Hop facts

@spooklordsupreme4929

4 жыл бұрын

priorities

Imagine just enjoying your day in red dead and some guy who dosent care about his daughter ties you up and chucks you down a waterfall

@toptiercontent7123

4 жыл бұрын

He's still alive as well

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

4 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine being tied up and thrown down a waterfall by a person who doesn't care about their daughter would be the same experience with anyone.

@brickrick2244

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think Sam doesn't care about his daughter I'm pretty sure he just doesn't care about anyone XD

@pissedoffkirby2909

4 жыл бұрын

@@brickrick2244 he only cares for cripps

All that was missing was those Indiana Jones map scenes with the red lines.

@hopkin.vaporwave5279

4 жыл бұрын

Yeaaaaaaaah omg

@saltysnowboi

4 жыл бұрын

I would’ve died if that happened

@GeneralSam

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I woulda done that but he died about 80 feet from Manteca Falls. We dragged him around for 4 in game days across both ends of the map lol.

@hopkin.vaporwave5279

4 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam yo sam do you have a ps4?

@cyntax2816

4 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam but that would have made the lines so much better, just ending back at the start.

The first 5 minutes of this was more heart wrenching and dramatic than the Titanic

@Troll_vs.

4 жыл бұрын

That was an epic for the ages

@AntiBellum

4 жыл бұрын

I’m in 4 minutes and it feels like an eternity 😭😭😭

@chadthundercock8437

4 жыл бұрын

dont care dark souls 3 main theme

@deatthmakersdn6862

2 жыл бұрын

The ending of red dead is sadder tbh

Game:Cripps can still be helped just heal him at his wagon Sam: We need to bury him

@HappyFuzzyKitty

4 жыл бұрын

Cripps: I can be healed Sam: Bring wood and oil

@GeneratedPerson

4 жыл бұрын

I gotta get a link for that

@nattycoultis6126

4 жыл бұрын

Glad im not the only one that saw that was wondering if he was still alive when they burnt him 😂

Cripps was too sober to dodge the bullets like he always does...

“Give me my clout” has to be one of the funniest fan interactions you’ve had in a game aside from the 12 year old in No Man’s Sky.

@wesbags5964

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe

@hypster814

3 жыл бұрын

@@wesbags5964 The man himself

"Do I look like Agent 47?" No, you look like Grognak the Destroyer, Attorney at Law.

@gubspunts4153

4 жыл бұрын

More like Bore Ragnarock

@goobgoobgoob

4 жыл бұрын

We need a Jim Pickens now!

@Khoros-Mythos

4 жыл бұрын

Esquire, M.D.

@dookiestainislandofficial884

4 жыл бұрын

More like bore ragnarok

@nasbuscus

4 жыл бұрын

Man Kevin died out too quick, he got too boring :/

Lmao why does your red dead character have a better hairline and he’s bald

@jordanwinkelman6917

4 жыл бұрын

iR301 Bruh 💀💀

@gm135790

4 жыл бұрын

iR301 oof, what did Sam do to you?

@jt2918

4 жыл бұрын

Someone has a widows peak 🤧

@jeffbezos2960

3 жыл бұрын

@@jt2918 GOTTEM

Can you guys go to one of the islands on flat iron lake and reanact “And Then There Were None”

@cooper419

4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea how he would do this but I would love to see it

@theworstmaid

4 жыл бұрын

could you sum up what this is

@retro_shane3836

4 жыл бұрын

10 people are organized to stay at an island. After 1 day, at least 1 person dies and the “Indians” (islanders) get suspicious of it and try to find a way out. SPOILER ALERT- They can’t.

@theworstmaid

4 жыл бұрын

@@retro_shane3836 oh thats sick

@h.f.r.8173

4 жыл бұрын

ReTrO_ShAnE in French it's called ten little n....

Cripp is like the dad I’ve never had.

@lasressi8331

4 жыл бұрын

When You can't name yourself not hard to be better than nothing

@whenyoucantnameyourself6379

4 жыл бұрын

Las Ressi lol

@Awesomefacecraft

4 жыл бұрын

He was like a father to me, I loved him like a son.

The dark souls 3 ost, perfect for every occasion as long as there’s death

@alarev8586

4 жыл бұрын

Whats the second one ?

@tylermiller1989

4 жыл бұрын

@@alarev8586 still from dark souls 3. It's the epilogue ost

@epicprodragon64

4 жыл бұрын

What was the name of the OST if anybody is willing to give it

@comradeneko374

4 жыл бұрын

@@epicprodragon64 dark souls 3 epilogue

@carsonphillips8008

4 жыл бұрын

“Perfect for every occasion as long as it is a very specific occasion”

I can appreciate the amount of dark souls music you used.

@y0uar3deadjunior89

4 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@bighatchad1234

4 жыл бұрын

You can tell he got copyrighted bc there is no yellow bars on the progress bar

@ButterBoyism

4 жыл бұрын

That other music track he used is from some anime, it seriously bothers me that I can't remember which one!

When Sam's funeral journey is better than the odyssey, the hobbit, and lord of the rings

I'm disappointed. When I saw the title I expected just footage of the streets of LA and Atlanta.

@gabrielsmith9393

4 жыл бұрын

Cool name bro

"Do I look like Agent 47?" Sounds just as cursed as "Do I look like the witcher 3?"

WHERES THE VIDEO WHERE SAM GOES “RIGOR MORTIS, ALMOST BROKE MA FINGER”

@shear3644

4 жыл бұрын

someone reply me when there’s an answer

@_Eric._

4 жыл бұрын

@@shear3644 It's been answered. Jk lol

@providedyeti1518

4 жыл бұрын

Mycal Williams please answer

@chickenlarrium

4 жыл бұрын

It's the predator themed vid, I think he took it down.

@sketchy7943

4 жыл бұрын

Hunt show down

RIP THE HOMIE CRIPS MAY HE REST IN PEACE HE WILL BE REMEMBERED YOU TOOK HIM ACROSS THE WORLD FOR A PERFECT FUNERAL 🤧😭

@GTAjunkie99

4 жыл бұрын

*poors snake oil on dead homies grave*

Sam’s character is bald and still has a smaller forehead than Sam...

@RaunchyCommentor

4 жыл бұрын

Sam looking like a damn diglet

@u.s.s.chucklefucker1657

4 жыл бұрын

See, there's your problem, you're dealing with forehead sizes, not fivehead, like Sam's.

You don’t know what mood is until you’ve listened to dark souls music so loud it can be considered ear rape over a failed attempt at a funeral.

My tombstone will read: "did i died?"

@finnsweeney406

4 жыл бұрын

And the priest will read "may he rested in peace"

@GTAjunkie99

4 жыл бұрын

@@finnsweeney406 noice

The first 5 minutes felt like a movie. Your editing puts mine and many others to shame. Bravo Sam, laughed my ass off.

I didn't know Sam was playing Death Stranding.

This is like those dudes who carried soup across the map

*cripps last wishes* "please, what ever you do, don't drag my carcass across the nation, just bury me where i lay"

I imagine this is what Sam did when rip torn died

@scottieray

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, that was a man who deserved a most elaborate funeral.

“...and that son was how the feud with the bloods started”- some gangster in 1900s

I didn’t get my permission slip signed for the feels trip

4:46 the man carrying the corpse goes across just fine but man with the lantern slips and falls to his death Seems about right

Love how so many of your films use the choicest dark souls tracks.

00:15 Damn! The bloods got him

Why does this feel like death stranding

Did I ever tell you that I briefly trained as an acrobat in Portugal?

@charlesdemers1197

4 жыл бұрын

Zoom Zoom Ah yes

@Lucas02000

4 жыл бұрын

Did I also tell you about that bank job in Tennessee?

@horacehoratio178

4 жыл бұрын

Very cool, thanks!

@MH-sj6tz

4 жыл бұрын

Zoom Zoom: For a second there I read that as "Did I ever tell you I was briefly a tanned acrobat in Portugal?" LOL! Don't ask where that came from, because I don't know!

@theworstmaid

4 жыл бұрын

@@MH-sj6tz you look like you belong on facebook

Alternate title "My friend got shot and then i played with his corpse for a few hours"

This has to be the saddest thing I've seen in my life, I thank you for treating his body with respect and definitely not using this terrible tragedy for views

Last time I was this early, Sam still played Skyrim.

@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755

4 жыл бұрын

"The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed" It was my first general sam video

@darthtajal723

4 жыл бұрын

Aedrim mine was the black warrior

@jamonteburns6073

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still pissed he took down the shekelstein videos

@benario6544

4 жыл бұрын

I swear officer I didnt nut has to be the funniest video for me since the Shekelstein Bandit I first found Sam

Yo, Sam I’m not sure you heard about this or not, but they killed Cripps.

"Chance Flared" Me likey

@kyu4662

4 жыл бұрын

me too

"Each of them orbs probably holds a quart." -General Sam, a married man

this is like a south african version of "The Revenant"

One of your greatest displays of story-telling and cinematography in just one video. Good job you stinky shekel pincher

A truly inexplainable master peice here by general sam. This peice of fine cinema is said to be the holy grail to all lost souls in this millenia. When i first heard about the reviews for this expirence i was solemly worried that this was just going to be another big cash grab from a new upcoming director, but what i have seen here today is one of the most daring empowering beautiful and conscape films i have ever gotten the pleausre to know, and enjoy. Bravo sam bravo.

I don’t know who this crops guy is, but he sounds disappointing

@toob46

4 жыл бұрын

Just like my son

@westernwarden8758

4 жыл бұрын

I hate my wife

@bread9952

4 жыл бұрын

*i love my wife*

@Town_Crier

4 жыл бұрын

i love your wife

@Space_C0wb0y420

4 жыл бұрын

I like eating children

No one: Cripps when someone tries killing him: I'm gonna curl your toes up!

"Chance Flared" Lmao

If you’ve ever wanted to watch two homosexual cowboys bury their mentor this is the video for your

11:00 “THAT IS FRANCESCA DESANTIS” “TARGET DOWN, WELL DONE 47, NOW DESTROY THE VIRUS”

For any looking for the end song it's "Directions" by jippy. You can find it on his channel in beat track 30

2:23 One could say... He’s dead tired

Omg Dark Souls music... brb gotta start a new character and get stuck in the endless loop again

@zackwizinsky5292

4 жыл бұрын

FOR REAAAAL

@kingofrome9983

4 жыл бұрын

Same, but what souls game should I play?

@iDAN_GER

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingofrome9983 Bloodborne, the GOAT ♥️

This started out as a tragedy and quickly turned into an RDR2 adaptation of Weekend at Bernie's

Falling off the tree bridge had me rolling, good stuff!

First Zed, now Cripps, What has the world come to

@haroldbalzac6336

4 жыл бұрын

Zed's dead?

@berdoerdo4252

4 жыл бұрын

Rip torn, the guy who played zed in mib, died

I like that he used dark souls 3 music to bury this fool

"I have the high ground anakin." Actually broke me.

I once had that I was away from camp, there wasn't even a raid but I just got a message that said Cripps died. I went back to camp and got the option to bring him back for $4. Imagine your life only being worth $4!

The dark souls 3 music gave me flashbacks

2:46 aren't people like him not supposed to be able to swim?

This is the best story I've ever watched, more of this would be nice

The best one yet keep em comin

1st

@Bearbones

4 жыл бұрын

silence cringe lord

@vol10O000

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck, I was 2nd

@vol10O000

4 жыл бұрын

You may have won the battle, but I’ll win the war

@cdot5310

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bearbones jealousy will be ur downfall

@Bearbones

4 жыл бұрын

@@cdot5310 Language clearly is yours.

The cinematic side shots are beautiful!

Love the channel Sam and the vids are amazing keep up the good work appreciate ya

....that cinematic part is a example of why I love this damn channel

Thanks for the videos sam, as always please make them more often

>> names his horse Chance Flared There's a special sort of chaotic aura that flows around Sam.

High quality video, reminds me of some old Skyrim vids. Awesome work Sammy.

One of your better videos in a long time sam!

I thought it was gonna be a short ride but with general sam, it’s a long adventure

Really good man! You should do this style more often!

Been sufffering from stuff irl been super down for a few months now, havent laughed or smiled in awhile, not since i found this channel last week. So thank you so much grandmaster samuel III xD

One of your best videos in a while 👌

1:46 I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that one of their horses is named "Chance Flared". That's fucking gold.

Was a pretty badass vid Sam. Good work!

I haven't cried laughing in a while sam thanks for that

You need more of this

This brings a tear to me eye

It's like an animated epic adventure movie but they left in all the bloopers

this was so beautiful i deadass shed a tear

This video is an goddam knee slapper, keep em comin. *YEE YEE!*

I know two things for certain. 1. The heavens wept for crips 2. Sam will avenge him with the big iron on his hip

the log-walking b roll made me laugh my ass off way too much

Great editing sam :)

Funniest guy on all of KZread. Thanks for the laughs

This is one of my favourite KZread videos. Period.

It's a masterpiece! One of your best looking videos.

Ive been looking forward to this

Gotta love the horse's name: Chance Flared

Not gonna lie this was epic best one in a while!

easily one of your best videos

Dark souls 3 theme really be hitting different

This is the kind of content I come here for, it gives me something to live for.

The carrying Cripps part was just like Death Stranding lmao, and Sam is Sam

Bro Sam you are the most underrated youtuber ever I been watching you over 5 years keep up the good man

I cracked up so hard when Fungletoe fell off the log

The reaction time of that lasso was impeccable.

Best sam video in awhile!

General Sam : I just act like am overworked. Everyone: So it treason then

dude almost every clip made me laugh and the cinematics and shit was fuckin dope

The dark souls 3 title screen music was perfect for the scene.