sorry this took so fucking long, it takes a while to edit a 30 minute video idk how that welyn guy does it jesus christ i almost pulled my hair out

@tonguegrease384

4 жыл бұрын

It's alright papa, *smooches*

@kwah1

4 жыл бұрын

daddy its okay

@JesusChrist-lh8di

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't make that hairline any worse. But seriously, np take your time

@sugiru7799

4 жыл бұрын

make more videos nerd love the content btw

@swolium

4 жыл бұрын

General Sam *whats left of your hair

Drinking game: take a shot every time Bryan suplexes a child

@Kadett-rr7ry

4 жыл бұрын

Don't You'd die of alcohol poisoning

@davidortiz278

4 жыл бұрын

And put myself in a coma nah bro

@josephstevenson8848

4 жыл бұрын

hey once i wake up from my coma elder scrolls 6 should be out by then

@oogabooga7288

4 жыл бұрын

How to enter the shadow realm 101.

@hermflims

4 жыл бұрын

I'm already hammered but fuck it I'll jump down this rabbit hole

I can’t believe Bryan was role playing AquaFPS the whole time.

@diobrando5896

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like

@GareyPongat

4 жыл бұрын

Dio Brando pickle rick

@stanlee2743

4 жыл бұрын

Legwilly funniest shit I’ve ever seen

@dontblink04

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan is a spicier version of AquaFPS and i like him way more

@trevorcorey7910

2 жыл бұрын

@@dontblink04 well Aqua did say that cultural affinity for spicy food is caused by inferior genetics

I just bought that same Marty Robbins vinyl at a goodwill the other day.

@THE_MOONMAN

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly jelly. Only new vegas fans will understand 😂

@watercrackersandwaferthinh601

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky as

@dorald1360

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky!!

@NotHarpoGroucho

4 жыл бұрын

Avery Andronyk My dad has that same vinyl, but when I tried to get him to play New Vegas he couldn’t figure out that you can move and look around at the same time.

@lukeklo

4 жыл бұрын

@@THE_MOONMAN big iron on his hip

“It’s 10 AM on a Morndas!” killed me lmao

Deekus put the contract on himself

@Lord_Viscerate

4 жыл бұрын

That’s fucking funny 😂

@shyloh1669

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hfitzy1303

4 жыл бұрын

Biggus Deekus

@kazmakazii

4 жыл бұрын

Assisted "Suicide" I would too if my name was Deekus

ok now bring shekelstein back. we haven’t forgot

@NexusMrcy

4 жыл бұрын

True

@pillgrimm

4 жыл бұрын

He name-dropped him in this video, he knows how we feel.

@JHMninja89

4 жыл бұрын

@@pillgrimm named

@connorfrancis6022

4 жыл бұрын

DO IT DO IT DO IT

@elfyontheshelfy1911

4 жыл бұрын

They have become angry

i like how bryan's main character trait is body-slamming children into the ground

@WittyOriginalUsername

Жыл бұрын

And running the one “joke” of him killing characters mid speech into the ground within the first half of the video. Ever time they had a character talking that was killable, I knew he would do it. It got old and tired real quick

@Poliswag7

Жыл бұрын

@@WittyOriginalUsername you’re lame

@stankobarabata2406

10 ай бұрын

​@@WittyOriginalUsernamearent you a bright one. you should start your own comedy show since you know the funny so well.

"ALL THE KIDS ARE DEAD!" *casts ritual stone*

@mrangel7434

4 жыл бұрын

I drunk you before and now I cough blood

@mirceazaharia2094

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrangel7434 Sounds more like a YOU problem to me.

@dubblejumpchump

3 жыл бұрын

The slow motion anakin voice line before that was beautiful

"People that listen to Hopsin. Real gutter trash" Damn, dont do that to him

@ilovekuuga

4 жыл бұрын

“did the man who invented college go to college?” -Hopsin, master philosopher

@flickbickem314

4 жыл бұрын

Hopsin do be spittin some straight dookie tho

@jacobtorres9554

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was so woke listening to him when I was 14

@aceambling7685

4 жыл бұрын

Any adult who listens to Hopsin is not to be trusted, that means you to mom

@cameron5881

4 жыл бұрын

This is the comment I came for

"Hakuna Matata." Words to make people start a mass killing,

@alack3879

4 жыл бұрын

Raises a horde of flesh eating child zombies

@bigchungusX

4 жыл бұрын

That anime is dope

@Creedio90

3 жыл бұрын

MKULTRA

I'm 90% sure after rewatching 22:42 multiple times, that the cheese wedge that flew off the plate killed the emporer, thats hardcore.

@stonevontoker5486

3 жыл бұрын

watch it in 0.25 playback speed, it’s fucking great

@deathglow99

3 жыл бұрын

@@stonevontoker5486 Wonderful.

@uncledoctor6920

3 жыл бұрын

I've played this game since it came out, never have I seen an npc killed by a physics object that wasn't a trap or a horse drawn wagon.

@deathglow99

3 жыл бұрын

@@uncledoctor6920 wagons don’t play games bro, had a dragon flop on top of one and he stretched so far my game crashed

@uncledoctor6920

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathglow99 the havoc engine is a fickle god.

"Do I have to kill him?" waits for no answer breaks child's spine

@im_flat

4 жыл бұрын

he didn’t even wait, he just waltzed in and fuckin suplex’d the kid lmao

@thegooobley1993

4 жыл бұрын

@@im_flat He just finished talking when he broke his fucking spine on the floor

@dominickfrandeka956

3 жыл бұрын

*Menacingly walks towards child* Slap *Childs hand falls from stairs*

@Daniel-bb9qj

2 жыл бұрын

Sigma Male Grindset

I love how the gameplay just deteriorates over time until you've got guards floating and arnbojorn is sliding around on his side.

"it's fucking 8am on a Morndas" is maybe the best thing ever said on this channel

Sam: There's a kid Bryan: *casually approaches child*

0:00 Clint Eastwood was famous among Western film directors for being able to fire a gun without blinking. Sam can't even open a carbonated beverage

@happeloffical4187

4 жыл бұрын

Clit Yeastwood

@corncobbcollins7608

4 жыл бұрын

W h y

@midgetman4206

4 жыл бұрын

what, did you expect more from this _fat_ , human waste?

@sreyerbri7469

4 жыл бұрын

@@midgetman4206 D: DUDE!

@ambralemon

4 жыл бұрын

@@sreyerbri7469 NOT COOL MAN

“You could say that this is like Stephen hawking as a human being, that is, barely functional” I’d say this didn’t age well, but this joke was made in 2020

@colinfanning9854

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was a little confused

@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer

4 жыл бұрын

@@colinfanning9854 his computer mind is still alive

@oerwout10

4 жыл бұрын

he said it takes a while to edit his videos. i guess this is proof of that XD

@4skintim962

4 жыл бұрын

He’s alive In the cloud

@Blearcord

4 жыл бұрын

shut up, travis didn’t even know he was dead

General Sam is what your Wife's boyfriend looks like.

@jgilly223

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he's the husband of the chick you're smashing

@ps3overlordnl

4 жыл бұрын

Dude Soup or the adult son of the mom Your banging

@godpleasehelpme5336

3 жыл бұрын

@@ps3overlordnl both of these are Canon but not the first one

This is a fucking masterpiece, I’ve watched it at least 7 times. I love to watch it stoned, so much camaraderie, it’s such a feel good video

@californiansniper2133

4 жыл бұрын

I agree, you have to be stoned watching this 😂

@jesse99martinez

2 жыл бұрын

Same

"You dont dictate my diction" is one of the best things i have ever heard

@slkloojyeronious2027

4 жыл бұрын

Its Melkor I read this comment at exactly the same time he said it in the video

@ESSARGEE

4 жыл бұрын

This is a one liner in an 80s movie, probably

@dylanmonstrum1538

2 жыл бұрын

I've been saying it ever since

Never clicked on a video faster in my life Btw Sam still hasn’t closed his oblivion series AND I STILL HAVE HOPE!

@Quagula

4 жыл бұрын

When pigs fly brother

@therealmazze6435

4 жыл бұрын

I pray every night for the return of Sam's oblivion videos

@MrAbawmidabull

4 жыл бұрын

If you're looking for a decent Oblivion series to tide you over Wilburger has an amazing one. The legend of Autism Cat rings throughout the ages.

@SkeeterMcBeater

4 жыл бұрын

Shivering Isles

@Armored_Ariete

4 жыл бұрын

Those oblivion videos are a work of art, they should throw away the monalisa and replace it with a projector playing his dark dude on 24/7 loop

14:50 Biggus Deekus is the name of a very great friend of mine in Rome

@viniciusrodrigues1689

4 жыл бұрын

I know him, he has a wife, she is called Incontinentia Buttocks

@mrangel7434

4 жыл бұрын

His friend is very lispus kissus

@harryeyre1322

3 жыл бұрын

Go home Romans’

@Daniel-bb9qj

3 жыл бұрын

A vewy gweat fwiend of mine in Wome

I love that Finnus (the lad in dwarven armor) is impatient enough to just charge in to battle with no plan, but is patient enough to slowly bludgeon his enemies to death with his fists.

THE NAME SHEKELSTIEN HAS COME OUT OF SAM’S MOUTH AGAIN. REJOICE

@midmin375

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah too fucking bad he's still deleted and hidden all the videos from us and he'll never release them.

@NotCashmoney

4 жыл бұрын

Aced Out some dude uploaded it on yt look it up

@midmin375

4 жыл бұрын

@@NotCashmoney That's fucking EPIC thanks my dude, I can't believe it's been a year since I searched KZread for the lost episodes of Shekelstein.

@shgds

4 жыл бұрын

Who the hell is Shecklestein lmao

@colehall2005

4 жыл бұрын

chicken foot It’s a character Sam created in Skyrim that kind of got him famous

I love how Sams shirt can be seen through in his greenscreen segments, proving he truly is hollow inside.

@XenshoiKigarou

4 жыл бұрын

I haven’t physically laughed audibly in so long, thank you

@lordqueef3658

4 жыл бұрын

...

Jesus this was 3 years ago wtf

Every time sam makes one of these big vids with all the boys in it.... usually tends to turn out well, 10/10 probably gonna watch more than 5 times in my lifetime

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that someone made a mod for skyrim with less glitches than Fallout 76

@lucas23453

4 жыл бұрын

And it's not even out of Alpha yet.

@manemjeff7686

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@kevinlacourse4324

4 жыл бұрын

Wait this is a mod for Skyrim to have multiplayer and not that elder scrolls online thing right?

@Spoon80085

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinlacourse4324 Elder Scrolls on line is an MMO, completely different game.

@haruhirogrimgar6047

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinlacourse4324 This is just a mod for Skyrim. Elder Scrolls Online is a game made by a separate studio. Supposed to be pretty good though (I hear is is much more competent than Skyrin as a single player game at this point.)

In this episode: Sam drags himself back into the near inescapable hole of Skyrim for our entertainment.

This has always been a childhood dream. Me and my friends adventuring, one of them steals something, we all back him up and fight. Skyrim Together is making my dream a reality. I hope it turns out well.

Imagine Jerry Seinfeld telling a joke on stage and just total silenced followed by "dammm"

PUBLIC DISCLAIMER: NO ONE SUPPORT THIS SERIES OR HE WON'T DO ANY MORE!!!

@drucastellon4904

4 жыл бұрын

You watch the same video as me?Because you could definitely tell by the end of the video they were all done with this game

@jeremyfaella999

4 жыл бұрын

@@drucastellon4904 He's done this before where it seems like he ends a series but doesn't. He did it in episode 3 of GTA Role Play server and some older Skyrim stuff.

@DravenCanter

4 жыл бұрын

So I... dislike the video?

@ves4345

4 жыл бұрын

I totally thought about asking him to do videos i actually never want to see, but i think he is too smart for that to work and he does what he wants. So screw it. I have watched all of his videos too many times. Anything work for me

@heem8814

4 жыл бұрын

did you guys not like the video

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY SAMRIM IS BACK Q!!!

Child: *breaths* Bryan: "And I took that personally"

This is the best General Sam video. Change my mind.

5:03 Anakin slaughters younglings 19 BBY

@TheEsdaniel

4 жыл бұрын

Totally

I liked the Dark Brotherhood, but once the quest line ends, it’s literally just “Go to Night Mother, get generic kill contract, fulfill contract. Wash, rinse, repeat.” It gets old fast. At least with the Companions you hunt down different monsters.

@haruhirogrimgar6047

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the companions are trash.

@jaydeng.3029

4 жыл бұрын

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 TRUTH. Throughout the whole game I was told how the Companions were a bunch of honorable Chads with fat nuts, literally the best of all Nords. My first mission was to beat up my nigga Hod in Riverwood.

@srnabooz

4 жыл бұрын

I wish the contracts were wacky like they were in Oblivion :/

@DragoonCenten

4 жыл бұрын

Haruhiro Grimgar the only faction in this game that doesn't suck balls is the dawn guard but actual DLC itself is piss boring and you miss out on the best abilities in the game if you go with them

3:58 - Little Timmy the Make A Wish kid meets his favorite wrestler Bryan the Suplexer - Moments before Death caught on film - Gone Wild - World Star Exclusive -

6:46 when that dragon fly came on screen, Sam looked at it as if he was actually there in the boat...

When they all went into the night mothers coffin I immediately thought of a clown funeral where there’s like 8 clowns in one coffin

2:30 “I was picking flowers on the shore of lake ilanalta” shekelstein F E E L S

I love how every scene ends with a fireball flying in and exploding out of nowhere, or someone just getting their head smashed with a two hander. Or a suplex.

10am on a Morndas. Bryan is true treasure

Imagine performing the Black Sacrament, but Sam and his sheckel squad rock up instead of the dark brotherhood

"Nobody invited him but he showed up" Story of my life

Video in a nutshell: "So anyway, I started punching..."

8:10 when it’s a particularly rainy day

Pretend i said something funny

@GeneralSam

4 жыл бұрын

i will. i owe it to you considering thats what everyone does for me.

@Nicolas-gw9kp

4 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam ah yes, thank you sam

@lillime2577

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha I'm pretending i said something funny because you told me to!

@goodoc8248

4 жыл бұрын

this comment is 10x funnier that all of the shitty overused ones

@greenmountainhistory7335

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! Very funny

5:02 "And I slaughtered them like animals, I hate them." Nice Star Wars meme Sam. Good one 😂.

@nick3777

Жыл бұрын

That one meme literally made me a fan of this channel

I’m so proud of you Sam I remember when you were at 100k and I was watching your Skyrim playthroughs and now you are almost at 1M congrats

Fucking hell, 2020 felt longer than I thought. The honey ad reminded me this wasn't 2, 3 years ago.

First there was Alien, then there was Aliens. First there was Dark Dude, now there is Dark Dudes

@hex9318

4 жыл бұрын

@shannon58290 fixed

He's relapsing somebody call for help!

"Stephen Hawking a barely functional human being" Wheelchair bound and heavily disabled aside, isn't he 100% dead? Is that how bad the mod is?

@MrSqurk

4 жыл бұрын

His robot half is still alive.

@garyselner6697

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSqurk OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

@ajeje1996

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSqurk He'll be back

“My mom won’t let me drink sprite in the morn’ and play games all day”

Come on Sam, when Astrid gave you the power to summon a DB legend, I was expecting Dark Dude. Missed opportunity smh.

Yo. That was the funniest shit I've seen in a long time when Brian suplexed arentino. Lofl

@bosunbay6404

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was annoying actually

@4skintim962

4 жыл бұрын

Bosun Bayona nah man it was hilarious especially the neck snap

@bosunbay6404

4 жыл бұрын

Ben O’Neill nah that dude is corny , sam is legitimately funny. The other kid was being exactly that an annoying kid

@bosunbay6404

4 жыл бұрын

Ben O’Neill doing that to everyone was excessive. If he did it to a couple characters with some context not random Jesse smolett beatings it would have been funny

@40mm-Grenade

4 жыл бұрын

@@bosunbay6404 He wasn't doing it to be excessively funny. He was doing to every kid he saw because they had a mod to be able to kill kids. Killing Arentino just happened to be funny because the animation was fucked and that Arentino was in the middle of giving his shitty speech.

"People that listen to Hopsin" is all it took to send me

"he's the guy that suplexed that kid in winterhold or whatever" LMFAO

The wildlife are returning to cities. Meanwhile on Sam’s channel:

14:00 kinda missed out on a Dark Dude reference. Plus hes way cooler than that Sam Nerd!

Bryan managing to "accidentally" KO every quest NPC is a lil sus ngl lmfao

I go crazy editing a 10 minute video, congratulations on making a half hour long masterpiece Sam. GG

The legend is back on skyrim

3:58 *WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT OHHHHHHHHH*

I want more of these so bad, those green screen edits where Sam's list chillin while talking about his events makes the video so much better than it already was

You should do a couple more of these because it’s funny to see you and your buddies shit on a game as a group is just so gold to watch

“People that listen to Hopsin, I’m talking real gutter trash” lmaoooooo

Nice to see Sam returning to his Elder Scrolls roots.

I went the whole video without laughing but when he found that “Lowlife” dead in the sewers and said “oh shit Steve’s here, I thought he took the night off.” All bets were off

Whoever named their character Sean Bean... *I love you*

Guys Sam’s making skyrim videos again he’s back to his glorious roots!

Wow I totally forgot about shekelstein's exploits. Made me laugh when you brought up the housing market crash

Bryan always steals the show for me, love seeing him in videos.

These guys are honestly some of the funniest people on youtube right now. I appreciate the laughs, ladies.

0:15 That would have been a better joke if he were still alive xD

@chimblemasterofchimney4771

4 жыл бұрын

He's still a human, he's just a dead one.

@bonjonbovine2961

4 жыл бұрын

@@chimblemasterofchimney4771 barely functional ........ Hmmmm..... Its a bit different

@tahitiandfaith1962

4 жыл бұрын

Bon Jon Bovine i mean, he’s *not* functioning so...

@bonjonbovine2961

4 жыл бұрын

@@tahitiandfaith1962 he's functioning quite well as compost actually

@tahitiandfaith1962

4 жыл бұрын

Bon Jon Bovine well yeah, hopefully he knows how to make an artificial black hole now Edit: that is probably December, the black hole is

Anyone: *does anything* Bryan: So anyways I started blastin.

@bosunbay6404

4 жыл бұрын

Annoying af

It’s so cool to watch Sam’s old Skyrim videos, and then watch this, and see all the ways that his editing style has changed, are boy is growing up :(

I love this Video. I was in SE Asia and started playing Skyrim to kill time and found Sam through his old Skyrim videos....ahh memories

i’ve been wiping standing up all my life and i was recently converted by your wise words🙏🏼. you see the problem i encountered was my work has an automatic toilet, said toilet would go off when i try to wipe. no more thanks to this man right here, best advice i’ve ever received, ill be sure to spread the word.

@aceambling7685

4 жыл бұрын

Leaning to the side is the one and only true way *I have spoken*

Alright boys, at least he referenced Shekelstein!

@talsubach5979

4 жыл бұрын

do you posess OREO?

not even 2 minutes in and they are already killing and reserecting childern.

I still find myself wandering back over here every few months or so. Just so so funny, Sam and team lol.

@beansoz4818

Жыл бұрын

same, def one of his golden vids for sure

Skyman content from general sam? I must be dreaming

Nobody: Gutter-Trash: *listens to Hopsin*

I’ve played the mod and it’s in rough shape but still the idea of it is cool and the team is working harder on this mod than Bethesda has worked on their last few games.

8:28 falling out of the sky like a goddamn sarcophagus

"people that listen to hopsin" that hit home

This why I first watched sam this the best return of all time

“Vagrants, crypto investors, people who listen to Hopsin, real gutter trash”

@mauriciomeyer627

4 жыл бұрын

Hopsin is good tho

@priima7464

4 жыл бұрын

Sam needs to go listen some hopsin and wake up

@quantrellbishop9263

3 жыл бұрын

@@priima7464 hopsin is so ass

@priima7464

3 жыл бұрын

@@quantrellbishop9263 ok.

@kahuna253

3 жыл бұрын

@@mauriciomeyer627 Stop it, get some help.

That hopsin joke got me

"people that listen to hopsin, im talking real just gutter trash"

I hope Sam finally got enough money to buy the chair he’s always wanted

@whyhellothere5860

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, his 1956 eames lounge chair, with a walnut finish.

Poobs "dam" reaction to the batman joke is still the funniest thing I've seen on this channel.

This has to be peak comedy, i laugh so hard my sides hurt for almost a full day

This video brings me back to 2014 Sam. Good times

8:50 best damn timing ever

I literally found your channel last week bc of the Skyrim vids bc quarentine gave me time to play Skyrim. Epic that you made one this soon after me finding it

This is one of your best videos yet