This was basically single handedly made by Reign and Kayli. Shout out to them. They don't even have youtube channels or anything to credit so just do a dab while saying their names as a sign of respect.

@RebaFluff

5 жыл бұрын

I got a turd

@anaga6049

5 жыл бұрын

if you keep losing more wait you'll get even more subs!!!

@darkskinvince4380

5 жыл бұрын

Will do

@neoniiden7644

5 жыл бұрын

dab

@RayceVR

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam I already do that when I hear people’s names. Doesn’t everyone

Poob’s laggy helicopter crash with him yelling “MAYDAY MAYDAY” was the highlight of this video. Thanks Poob

yes, we were stern hosts... stern..... but fair.

@austin8185

5 жыл бұрын

Wearing the coolest clothes

@nepadron

5 жыл бұрын

the legend himself

@logans811

5 жыл бұрын

So they fixed my personality...

@sirjoey3137

5 жыл бұрын

Aqua? More like H2O, got em

@plot6520

5 жыл бұрын

Who are you?

I love this new Kenshi mod.

@cashcarrillo6557

5 жыл бұрын

oh the ingenuity.

@TheRealRusDaddy

5 жыл бұрын

I cant wait for kenshi 2

@aboyisnoone8265

5 жыл бұрын

ahaha pretty much eh

@nealgoble2345

5 жыл бұрын

RusDaddy kenshi literally just went full release back in December

@LumpusKrampus

5 жыл бұрын

@Caffeinated Wizard Shut Up and tell them to take my money.

Always good to see the progress on your receding hairline

@jacobburcham4176

5 жыл бұрын

It's almost alarming how fast it is going back

@grapter377

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacobburcham4176 gotta go fast

@conorallen100

5 жыл бұрын

@Adventure Inc stress cause patch loss not recession that's genetic trust me I got a bald father and have spent Many a sleepless night researching

@Mike-yy4ll

4 жыл бұрын

@@conorallen100 I have a bald son.

@user-tx3xy7lw6w

4 жыл бұрын

Михаил Михайлович I have a bald cock

Its been 2 years. I still don't know who Aqua is.

@DrEzekielGaming

5 жыл бұрын

and you've never worn cool clothes.

@alubi5575

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrEzekielGaming aquas a loser

@LumpusKrampus

5 жыл бұрын

@@DrEzekielGaming I guess i'm just a Nerd then...

@Simplejackfade

5 жыл бұрын

you aren't missing much

@anthotknee2587

5 жыл бұрын

Why y’all dissing my boi aqua like this. Y’all need cool clothes

Damnit Sam, I need to know if the Chadbots are alright!

Poob’s flight at 18:00 had me in tears

17:51 I actually almost died from laughing and eating noodles.

@mrlovehat1836

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t remember the last time I closed my eyes tilted my head back and laughed so hard no sound came out except a gay little squeak. Tears.

@archer-iwnl-2795

5 жыл бұрын

"MAYDAY MAYDAY"

@AfroTunez1

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

My wife left me and now I'm forced to rub a cheese-grater on my Santa sack to your videos so that I stop crying. Thanks Dad.

@jackw.1342

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed at this for 1minute straight, I really have no life

@I_am_a_cat_

2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read, nice job. Lmao

17:59 Poob : “Maday Maday” * big boom Sam: * Wheeze

This is the type of content I adore. Prisoners held in dark torture dungeons forced to compete in challenges... I love it.

Never thought sam would go back.

@GeneralSam

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt wanna go back I was dragged back lmao

@cptjagger1664

5 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam get some new e friends man.

@sheepersjeepers4953

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam yeah right

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

>Trusting a Jew to keep to his word The sweet sweet Rust shekels were simply irresistible.

@deathbyastonishment7930

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam I’m expecting Skyrim next video after this

Transcript of black box recording from the helicopter crash of pilot poob Poob: I just flew a helicopter for the first time an hour before this Sam: man he’s really getting some altitude Poob: MAYDAY MAYDA... END OF RECORDING

My gosh, Toothy is all grown up! He was a squeaker the last time we saw him!

Thank you for another video, Keep up the mediocre work.

@jaxmorris6563

5 жыл бұрын

Max Stone of enslaving other players

General Sam has me coming back every time

@ranchurdhimster4955

5 жыл бұрын

General Sam has me coming every time

@CallMeAshen

5 жыл бұрын

@@ranchurdhimster4955 its been two years and i still havent came from him!

@bigman1071

5 жыл бұрын

nah u lie

“Rust is still alive and well, unfortunately” you sir get an Immediate like

2:33 Eric Andre was also sponsored by sprite it was CRAZY!

The way they shoot them when they are down is so merciless and cold, I find it funny everytime especially when it cuts them off lol

You just keep crawling back to rust don't ya?

@josh_bartholomew_2530

5 жыл бұрын

hes always gonna say hes done and then crawl back.

@desiredlemur1394

5 жыл бұрын

It not be like it do, but it is

@theUBERsashimi

5 жыл бұрын

I wish his sense of humor would crawl in a wood chipper. It's like watching old 90s/2000s comedies who's jokes have not aged well but he's still trying for it. Honestly one of the most unique editing styles on KZread, but he still can't stop saying racist shit and calling it a joke.

@elktreeproductions

5 жыл бұрын

He couldn’t live with his failure and that led him right back to rust

@sheepersjeepers4953

5 жыл бұрын

Falkuria it’s realer than other youtubers at least. Have you seen his other videos?

it’s implied that when Sam yelled at “Margaret” after she handed him his diarrhea supreme shake, he was actually yelling at his wife Abby who after every recording session weeps like a recently stomped nubile child

Video that is uploaded by general Sam means that the world is good for another week.

21:28 She's doing the yung lean dance from ginseng strip lmao 😂

Classic video love when Sam is charge of people’s lives

"My leg is caught in the razor wire and I might be bleeding out" - Bernie Sanders

Well daddy I think you finally outdone yourself with this one.

"why does he keep jumping out?!" *Fires Rocket "cuz im a frog"

I was keeping score, and by my calculations, I came to the conclusion that, in fact, General Sam was the winner of the game show.

I just love the vibe of your channel it’s chill and funny perfect for sitting on your bed and watching your vids

@ioele1000

5 жыл бұрын

Correction, it's perfect for sitting in your bed and whacking off.

Anyone really just enjoy the whole setup of sam’s videos? Like the music combined with the film filters and his complete lack of seriousness is something which is really enjoyable. He could put a video of a animal dying in pain in the background instead of gameplay and I’d still watch it.

This was fun to watch man! I’d very much like to see you guys do more of these. I know it must be a pain to set these up, but I very much enjoyed the sheer amount of challenges you showed in this vid! Keep it up man, always fun to watch you general sam!

16:02 my teacher to my parents after I leave the room

When did rust have hair? Edit: WHEN DID RUST HAVE TANKS?

amazing man, glad to see ya makin good family friendly content

Omyygoshh ... This video is so funny! Never change your style of content! Love you Gen Sam.

23:04 The Red Viper vs The Mountain

@jester2688

5 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOO

@corndrinker

5 жыл бұрын

rip house clegane

@madethisforrestrictedvideo9907

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

It’s weird hearing how old Toothy is now. You raised a fine young man Sam

Love this channel and your style, General. You're deserving of your sub numbers and the ones to follow.

i’ve actually been going back and watching your rust videos, happy to see this

General Sam actually uploading within 3 days of his previous video. Wait. That's illegal.

@garrettpattillo9445

5 жыл бұрын

Radial uhhh he didn’t

I love how you casually shoot them, every time someone falis

Sammy this was amazing. You're making some really great videos lately

Gen Sam, man, you did it. You are the cure for anxiety. I hope he helps everyone as he has helped me. Love you dude keep making those dank maymays

Combined IQ of 82, the big question is who is the 2?

@koboldbussymuncher7240

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@dylancarroll4623

4 жыл бұрын

You truly are the perfect specimen P E R F E C T I O N

This was one of your best and most hilarious videos yet Sam. Great concept and great job Reign and Kayli *dab*

Recently bingedyour year old rust videos. Thank god for making the return

You know what’s great about your videos sam? They’re not funny enough to be remembered, but they’re funny enough to get me to laugh every time I watch them

With your new haircut you started to remind me of Soul Goodman from Better Call Saul!

When you just survived a Vietnamese trap and hear the trees start to speak 21:47

@lukieluke11

5 жыл бұрын

Wee Boi hahahhahahaha

@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer

5 жыл бұрын

It's more like the Vietnamese trap would survive me if you know what I'm saying

@jorgelarranaga1136

3 жыл бұрын

ahahahahaAHAh

Dude I haven’t had a good laugh for a hot minute glad I started to watch your videos this is my kind of humor

I instantly click on the new notifications once I see it's General Sam! I love your videos so much!

Thank you Samuel, very cool!

That doesn’t sound like the toothy I knew and loved

@michaelhill6222

5 жыл бұрын

Our boy grew some nads

Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! Fun fact: World war 2 was an interesting time in gas mask history. They were experimenting with strange designs (see the Navy Diaphragm Optical Mk.I, the Navy Diaphragm Mk.s II to IV, the M5 Assault Mask, or the M8 Snout Mask) and synthetic rubbers like polystyrene and neoprene. The US Government’s endeavor into developing synthetic rubber gas masks was caused by the Japanese holding a large portion of the world’s rubber.

For at least the past two months I've been falling asleep to a playlist of my favourite General Sam videos, and I'll usually wake up to find them still playing. Added to playlist.

Dekon sounds like Carl from aqua teen hunger force

@jasonmanry3568

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Jesus christ I couldn't think of his name and I have an asshole cat named Carl!

More kenshi! I want it now!

i have waited so long for a rust video of general sam!!!! daaaaaam you for making me wait so long xD nad thank you !!!! thank you!! now i can escape my obligations as a human being and with society and spend it here!

Love your vids Sam thanks for making them x

Sam: im making them entertain everyone else staring at the naked people killing each other : :0

thank you merchant guild man

Haven't watched your channel or Rust in a long time. This was totally worth burning some brain cells on!

God damn Sam, the helicopter bit made me laugh to tears and I never laugh from youtube videos. Cheers

Sams hairline might as well be a forest fire now.

SAM I WANT THE CHAD CRABS NOW!!

Love these videos you come up with Sam great laughs keep it up

Road to 1mil Samantha. Been here before I started highschool and now I graduate on Friday. Don’t know when you’re gonna see this but man thank you for uploading awesome funny ass videos.

I swear , the youtube algorhythm should've banned you just due to your video titles.

@christianf4

5 жыл бұрын

algorithm

@Kaiwala

4 жыл бұрын

@@christianf4 It's a reference to kzread.info/dash/bejne/q6ZhyKWCmrWnj8o.html

what beatrack # of jippy's is the outro?

@lucasriise

5 жыл бұрын

it is the outro song of jippys mixtape "THE J.H & JIPPY BATCH"

Great video, Sam. Keep em coming!

Another great video cant stop watching them usually stop watching other youtubers videos after a while but I keep watching yours

I think 76% of sams editing is the intro

You are slowly starting to look like Hitler if he hosted a game show.

The helicopter segment killed me omg lmao I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes

papa has blessed us with another rust video god i love seen bums grovel for a chuckle

"Jesus" says the jew

Man I hit that notification faster than a alcoholic his son NO DAD STOP!!!

I love General Sam's Rust videos.

Love the edits in this video very classy

Sam, why are your fans in the comments so harsh to you?! Its really weird

@nxght6694

4 жыл бұрын

It’s late too when the time comes lol is this a joke? it’s dank maymays

A self-proclaimed "Rust expert" doesn't even know what dome is? Phhhhh, kasuals.

I love the occasional bursts of machine gun fire in the background as the guards deal with escape attempts

"Get out there and be somebody" is the nicest thing Sam ever said.

I can't tell if this is a reupload edit: nevermind

16:32 live footage of kobe's last moments

Nobody: Sam: "Get out there and be somebody!"

Sam, your content is giving me life right now. I'm literally pissing myself every morning. The moment I run out of videos to watch will be a sad one.

Did squid game before it was a thing

*_im gonna teach you a lesson_*

Love these

The god damn perfect cut comedy, Jesus Christ I'm out of air from laughter my guy

Squid games ripped u off man

If u r reading thus comment and u disliked the video, I would like to know y... I'm not mad I'm just wondering

Thank you reign and Sam and kayli. I love these videos.

Watching tornadoes and smoking a blunt while watching. I’m at the peak of human evolution

i didnt know when i first watched this, but thats like, 2thy 2thy, my goat

Sam's cinematography is actually 10/10. Idk why this looked like an actual tv competition at points

Awesome, I love the Rust videos

keep up the great content sam, my fav on youtube