How to be a Pirate King
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I love you, Mango 💕
The pirate life is a fuse that burns fast and bright. Living it grants brothers in arms, unparalleled freedom, and grand adventures. Yet, shackled to these boons are high risks of death, unpredictability, and the relentless pursuit by law and judgment. Due to these downsides, the vast majority of notable pirates ended up either killed at sea or hanged for all to see. As with most criminal professions, the pirates with the best chances of survival were those who kept a low profile and left the life slightly richer after a year or two.
But what if you didn't want to keep a low profile? What if you didn't want to settle for a modest profit? What if you wanted to forever etch your name into the annals of history as the King of the Pirates? For this video, I researched the Golden Age of Piracy to uncover what factored into a pirate's success. What steps would one have to take to not only be successful, not only become a legend, but also find a way out of the life loaded and unscathed?
By studying pirates like Henry Every, Zheng Yi Sao, Bartholomew Roberts, Blackbeard, and others, we can learn from their collective successes and failures to formulate the ultimate "Pirate King Guide."
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@FranticSlide
2 күн бұрын
Real
@epidemious1541
2 күн бұрын
How tf did you post this comment 14 hrs ago when the video is only on for 1 min?
@FranticSlide
2 күн бұрын
@@epidemious1541he put it on private
@jacobv6505
2 күн бұрын
eh, naval is dead bro (i only play when i need to grind the battlepass)
@FranticSlide
2 күн бұрын
@@epidemious1541He put it on private
I'm sorry for your loss Bluejay, Rest in peace Mango
@123Lookatmrlee
2 күн бұрын
What happened?
@cow1816
2 күн бұрын
@@123Lookatmrlee somewhat early in the video and at the end, there's text and pictures of bluejays dog who passed away in April.
@rasmusn.e.m1064
2 күн бұрын
rest in chutney
@123Lookatmrlee
2 күн бұрын
@@cow1816 that is so sad.
@Sucullentbutter
2 күн бұрын
Rip Mango
"They took my mum's ashes" well damn, too poor to die.
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@yfns4795
Күн бұрын
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@cloudytea.
Күн бұрын
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@The_Robbing_Narrator
Күн бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE aand yep, its all over my screen! Well, I've gyatt to go! Over and out! 😅😅
@ferretyluv
Күн бұрын
*mum’s
I'm sorry for your loss. I know how hard it is to say goodbye to such a beloved four-legged family member after so many years. May the best girl Mango rest in peace.
@BlueJayYT
Күн бұрын
Thank you so much, it really means a lot!
@jacksoncross9265
10 сағат бұрын
@@BlueJayYT shes in pet heaven man
The CGPGrey joke was perfect. And you did Mango's memory proud with this one. RIP Mango
@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345
Күн бұрын
Where was the CGP joke?
@CaptainKlitz
Күн бұрын
@@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345 9:40 Bluejay says "getting too close to CGPGrey there," in response to Steve asking "how do I become a pirate captain?" This is a reference to CGPGrey's video on how to be a pirate captain
@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345
Күн бұрын
@@CaptainKlitz Ohhhhhhh, I didn't hear that
@canadez71
12 сағат бұрын
Ngl, I feel like the whole thing was already too close to CGPGrey, but good content nonetheless
@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345
12 сағат бұрын
@@canadez71 lol
The absurdity of being held up by pirates, one of the nastiest things you can possibly encounter on the open ocean, only for them to demand your hats and quite literally nothing else is proof that existence itself is one big shitpost that some of us just take too seriously sometimes.
@RayvenTheNight
Күн бұрын
It's the strangest stories that are the true ones.
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@paulgran7815
Күн бұрын
Ben:"Merchant ship, prepare to be boarded!" Merchis:"Oh no, Pirates! Whatever shall we do?! Those filthy rapscallions shall gut us like yesterdays fish!" Ben:"Heyyyy guysss! Sooo...this is kinda...embarassing buuut...wedrunkenlythrewawayourhats...Would you be so kind as to hand over yours, please? Just the hats and we'll leave you alone! Promise!" Merchis:"Uhm...yeah I guess...but...WTF?!"
@db8658
Күн бұрын
Well said.
@notablediscomfort
Күн бұрын
Be that one guy on the ship who left his hat below deck and wore a bandana topside, end up getting kidnapped and treated like royalty just for being some goober who didn't have a hat to steal and it made everyone laugh and laughter is more valuable than gold so they think highly of you for being the person who made everyone laugh.
Even Blue Jay doesn’t make a joke about the IRS
@caelincoolz5814
Күн бұрын
Ironically, that is, in itself, a joke.
@tamsi6768
Күн бұрын
Everyone laugthing untill irs knocks on your door
@antonakesson
Күн бұрын
"I am crazy enough to take on the Batman but the IRS? Noooo... thank you!"
@weldonwin
Күн бұрын
It's not a joke, they absolutely F@CKED Al Capone...
@JumpCutThis
Күн бұрын
I mean, he’s a bird but not a bird brain.
The goose sculpture would also make your ship untouchable because no serious navy captain would risk going on a wild goose chase.
I’m so sorry for your loss, I know how it feels to lose a dog. My loving Rio was my first dog and she nearly lasted 15 years. I had to have her put down because her arthritis made it so she couldn’t walk or stand and she was miserable. Back then there was no cure so I had to have the unthinkable happen. I miss her dearly. Anyways good luck to you and wish you the best.
@BlueJayYT
Күн бұрын
I’m sorry to hear about Rio, Mango similarly had to be put down because her back legs were getting bad. They gave out one night and she wasn’t able to stand, I’m just glad she isn’t in pain anymore!
step one: have "D." in your name step two: have a devil fruit step three: be stupid
@purple4596
2 күн бұрын
Roger didn't have a devil fruit
@ryanred1525
2 күн бұрын
Error, Akainu just ended up killing me
@friedpancakes266
Күн бұрын
Then how did Dwight D. Eisenhower do it?
@komiks42
Күн бұрын
Luffy is just.. inteligent in the oposite way
@toshbones2438
Күн бұрын
I know you didn’t openly say it but I feel like this was you calling me out for pirate king.. dressrosa at high noon.. be there
All you need to be Pirate King is mutant fruits, black paint and to take down an authoritarian government.
@lukedeakin7124
2 күн бұрын
Don't forget becoming a crackhead
@whathell6t
2 күн бұрын
Yes! All hail the Pirate King Atomsk, slayer of Medical Mechanica.
@fjcstenberg6178
2 күн бұрын
Cant forget to change your middle name while you're at it!
@sachinMishra-xb6ts
2 күн бұрын
@@fjcstenberg6178 Ye Middle Name "D" is needed
@DirtyBobBojangles
2 күн бұрын
I knew weabs were going to flock to this video
RIP Mango and cheers to all the great pets out there. Love your stuff, Bluejay, sir.
Bro was basically the first person to ever go "I like that hat, lemme hold it real fast"
1: Don’t play a sanctimonious part. 2: Be true to the song you sing. 3: Be able to sneak around with catlike tread.
@jarekwrzosek2048
2 күн бұрын
Don't forget to help yourself in a royal way when you sally forth to seek you prey!
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@RSMaxxy
Күн бұрын
And in spite of all your faults, you love your queen!
@etienneporras7252
Күн бұрын
I was waiting so long for this comment!
@jlyo1991
Күн бұрын
@@etienneporras7252 I am the very model of a modern KZread commenter.
RIP Mango, you will be missed
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@mahinakbari1647
Күн бұрын
Among the best, maybe even the best.
@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem
Күн бұрын
monday left you broken
What we know about blue Jay so far: - it is a god with time traveling abilities - it requires a victim which will listen to him talking about history, nuclear power etc. - the only thing that this god fears is the IRS
@おにこ
Күн бұрын
- is messily divorced
"I am support to be the f*cked up one" 😅 "Do we torch them because they are French?" "Steve... that is correct" 😂 Damn, Steve is made from stronger stuff than Alex
My favourite pirate will always be Black Sam Bellamy. He was a New Englander like myself, was one of the richest pirates in history. Black Sam was known to be a fair captain, laying down such rules as "if there aren't enough hammocks for everyone, then everyone sleeps on the floor". Reportedly he started his career as a pirate because the father of his love, told him he couldn't marry her as a poor merchant sailor. He eventually returned, the captain of a pirate ship but was killed in a violent storm off Cape Cod. The Whydah Galley, his ship was discovered several years ago and is the only verified pirate ship ever found. Also I've totally held a piece of Spanish silver found in the wreck and it's about the coolest thing I've ever done.
@erraticonteuse
Күн бұрын
Twice I brought people to the Whydah Pirate Museum and they were surprised it was an actual museum with artifacts. They assumed it was going to be some Cape Cod tourist trap kitsch 😂
@RayvenTheNight
Күн бұрын
Whats really sad about it is that he almost made it back home. But died in the storm and if I remember correctly the woman he loved went insane also
@dannagy546
Күн бұрын
@RayvenTheNight it really is sad, and while yes Black Sam was a pirate, he also was known for being a gentleman and wouldn't kill unless absolutely necessary, he just wanted to be free.
@KaladinVegapunk
Күн бұрын
Black bart was also exceedingly fair on his ship and started as just a captive merchant marine. Also the only true pirate king is monkey d luffy
"eating a man's heart does wonders for building infamy." Damn, I didn't know my ex had the makings of a pirate king.
@prynce_k5522
Күн бұрын
Dead🤣🤣🤣
@dinoz2113
14 сағат бұрын
Nice one 😂
Sorry to hear about Mango dude 😢. Losing a pet is hard af, but stay strong and focus on the good. On a lighter note, your content just keeps getting better, absolute bangers every time. I’m loving this pirate era blue jay, and all the little things like the TikTok rant, the CGP Grey reference etc are so much fun. Thanks for doing what you do brotha
Sorry for your loss 😢 My guys a yellow lab just turned 7 last month, 15 years is a long time with the best girl that ever was! Lucky man
Rest easy, Mango. We'll see you again at the rainbow bridge.🌈🫡
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RIP Mango May he rest in peace. YARRR
@smalltime0
2 күн бұрын
she
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I just broke up with my gf and felt so empty. Seeing this vid on my feed actually made me smile and lifted my heart n spirits. It’s the first time I’ve felt emotion today. Thanks for the uploads Mr. Jay
BlueJay how dare you not talk about the literal pirate queen Zheng Yi Sao, who had the greatest feats imaginable as a pirate and retired peacefully after basically strangling the Qing Empire to negotiate her freedom, and still getting off the hook with much of her treasure, a fleet of ships, and over a thousand pirate servants. DJ Peach Cobbler was RIGHT.
@shysquidinky8601
19 сағат бұрын
I think he covered her in one of the other vids
@jeffbenton6183
11 сағат бұрын
@@shysquidinky8601 I think he showed her on screen when he mentioned pirates who actually survived
Losing one's dog is like, one of the worst emotional pains a person can experience. My condolences for your loss.
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@jefferycrouch4396
Күн бұрын
@EEEEEEEE your use of the letter E to represent the bottomless depths of human despair is very invocative.
@ferretyluv
Күн бұрын
My fiancé didn’t get over it for ten years and refused to get another dog. Granted, it’s because they were his first real pets other than a mean hamster he had in middle school. So he didn’t know how to deal with losing a pet.
@resto4life
Күн бұрын
I'd rather lose my dog than fk my grandma
Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates! Words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!
@mr.heisenberg0122
2 күн бұрын
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
@jonmiller6787
2 күн бұрын
Dubs > Subs
@DirtyBobBojangles
2 күн бұрын
Weab
@kadeadams2308
Күн бұрын
Doo doo dooo doo, dododoo! doo doo dooo doo
@PlateOfColours
Күн бұрын
@@DirtyBobBojangles oh no, they enjoy something. How horrible
Poor Mango, she looks like a great bag-headed-doggo. Bestest girl for sure. We all feel with you Bluejay! It's always terrible losing a family member like that!
RIP Mango. When they go, they take a little piece of us with them. My sincerest condolences to you, BlueJay.
"This is about Benjamin Hornigold!" Me: Oh I've Heard about that name! I've heard about that name. I.. oh f$ck I've heard about that name....
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2:58 holy shit that rhyming was so damn smooth, I didn't even realise lo
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@LeonardoGomez-wu6lt
Күн бұрын
2:58 top ten rappers Eminem was afriad to diss
Fun fact: Blue jays are part of the Corvidae family, along with ravens and crows. That fact has nothing to do with with the video, I just thought it was interesting.
Rest in piece, Mango. She looks like she was the sweetest, goofiest, bestest girl. I'm glad you got to live with such a wonderful dog. She'll always be with you in one way or another, always ❤️
@JumpCutThis
Күн бұрын
Nobody tell our Blue God about the Rainbow Bridge- that damn thing gets me every single time when I think of the myriad puppers I’ve lost in my time on this god forsaken marble. But they’ve sure made life a lot more bearable- I can count far more doggos I’d rather spend time with than people.
When Sam left, we got him
@Just_Dino-ks4vc
2 күн бұрын
I like to believe that bluejay and sam are the same person but one of them is more insane and the other more clam and is asleep until he is needed he will be awoken
@codyjames7019
2 күн бұрын
A hero for our time of need
@jacetheguymusic
2 күн бұрын
@@Just_Dino-ks4vcclam
@Just_Dino-ks4vc
2 күн бұрын
@@jacetheguymusic idk how to spell i only learned how to spell 5 years ago
@alexneff
Күн бұрын
Imagine if they collaborate
“Just like a book club of only amputees, not everyone is going to be on the same page.” Lmao. I had to pause my video game because I was processing that bar
15:50 caught me heavily off guard and I literally spit orange juice across my bedroom laughing and jump scared my dog 😂😂😂 Edit: RIP Mango, fly high my 4 legged friend ❤❤
I'm sorry for your loss, loosing one's pet it's awful. Take all the time you need and always remember mango with love and happiness.
Oh, better far to live and die Under the brave black flag I fly, Than play a sanctimonious part, With a pirate head and a pirate heart Away to the cheating world go you, Where pirates all are well to do, But I'll be true to the song I sing, And live and die a Pirate King!
@JustarandomaccountInnit-is8lf
Күн бұрын
I’m truly glad someone else also thought this.
9:42 OMG CGP GREY REFERENCE!!! This is the happiest day of my life
Sorry for the loss of your dog, they looked adorable. Absolutely loved the rhymes, this pirate series is so funny.
I knew he’s gonna make a CGP joke 9:42
@BavarianViking711
2 күн бұрын
That one took me of guard. Had to jump back to make sure I heard right. XD
@myscreen2urs
Күн бұрын
What is CGP?
@gabrylesantoro1670
Күн бұрын
@@myscreen2urs a KZread who makes explaining videos somewhat like this
@DewaKrishna_
Күн бұрын
@@crissagram What
@rustteze
Күн бұрын
@@crissagramwhen'd he do that?
All you need are TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE!
@homemadecringeycontent6363
Күн бұрын
YAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
I'm sorry for the loss of Mango Bluejay. Even though we want our puppers to live forever, Sadly it can't be that way. She's lived a long life that I'm sure she's not regretful of. Rest in peace Mango
I love how unhinged all these real pirates and especially Bluejay's pirates are 😂 "10 lashes was it? 😈"
RIP MANGO YOU WERE A REAL ONE
ONE PIECE MENTION!!! RAAAA, WHAT IS A WORLD GOVERNMENT. Jokes aside, I’m sorry for your loss BlueJay, I’m sure that you made every day of Mango’s life man. May she rest in peace 💙
Wealth, Fame, POWER Gold Roger, The King of The Pirates
I’m sorry for your loss Bluejay. You gave her such a wonderful life.
R.I.P. Mango. There are no bad days, when you come home to a dog's love. ... "Why do dogs float in water?" Because they are good buoys.
@mwalton9526
Күн бұрын
But she's a girl.
FIND THE ONE PIECE
@turinmormegil7715
2 күн бұрын
"The one pieeeeeeeeee! The one pieeeeece is reeeeeaaaasaaal"
@novo121
2 күн бұрын
Before u ask Yes ITS REAL. ONE PIECE IS REAL
@paleoph6168
2 күн бұрын
*looks between legs
@Bafbm335
2 күн бұрын
THE ONE PIECEEE!!!!!!!!!!
@NicoBabyman1
2 күн бұрын
@@turinmormegil7715 Can we get much higher? 🎶
9:41 I was waiting for the GCP Grey reference! 😂
I feel you....I lost two dogs within a year. It is a heart wrenching affair. Much love and I hope the best for you!
Sorry for your loss Bluejay, may Mango rest in peace. ♥
Some guy with a straw-hat: *heavy breathing*
You can already tell Mango was a great dog.
My condolences Birdman to the loss of your little furry companion. Even though the knowledge of them moving to somewhere where we can't reach them is always in the back of our mind, we will never be prepared for when that time comes. All we can do then is cherish the short amount of time we might still have with them.
Its simple, wealth fame and power, he left it all in ONE PIECE! Find it and become THE PIRATE KING!
Not a ship without a giant goose sculpture
One of the funnier methods of impressment was a recruiter would go to a bar, hide a coin in the palm of his hand, and like a grandma, sneakily put the coin in people's hand via hand shakes. Since the other person had "voluntarily" took the kings coin, he now needed to do his part and serve in the king's forces.
Three steps to becoming King of the Pirates. Step 1: Find a ship Step 2: Form a crew Step 3: Find the One Piece
Sorry about your dog man 😢
Rest in peace mango! Seems like you had a special bond and I hope youre okay
Rest in peace Mango. Owning a pet is like experiencing thousands of the most beautiful moments and one of the worst.
Next video idea "everytime someone touched American's boats" and mention things like the sun being thrown on Japan twice or the pirates that got reverse jumped
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2:53 damn bro started rapping 😂 why does it go hard though 💀 like really this was clean lol
Rest in peace, Mango. Not a pirate but definitely a legend.
Pour out a bottle 'o rum for Mango. My little sister also has a dog named Mango, may he be a worthy inheritor to her name.
Wow. You're really ramping it up with the Alliterations. And it's... amazing, I love them! I'm also in love with the little reference to CGP Grey and the very... Sam O'nella-looking Dampier at 19:31 And of course, rest in peace, good doggo.
Waiting for the One Peice jokes.
I'm sorry for your loss Bluejay, RIP Mango
Also nice to know, much like the Joke, BlueJay is afraid of various things 1) The IRS 2) Forgetting to pay taxes 3) The IRS finding out 4) Okay basically just the IRS
PIRATES!!
@CatarigMaTt
2 күн бұрын
🏴☠️🏴☠️ ARRR!! MATEY!
7:06 THANK YOU BLUEJAY FOR SHITTING ON THAT CRINGE
@DeadHandtheSurvivor
Күн бұрын
The cringe being... a pop culture reference. No different to any pop culture reference in the past decade, the different being "TikTok bad". Didn't we gave boomers crap for insulting what we quoted? what's the difference now?
@red_d849
Күн бұрын
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor its cringe because its used too much
@DeadHandtheSurvivor
Күн бұрын
@@red_d849 Welcome to mainstream pop culture.
@red_d849
Күн бұрын
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor you try being in a high school where every single person is saying only gen alpha buzzwords and not get annoyed and shit on anything and anyone who uses it
@DeadHandtheSurvivor
Күн бұрын
@@red_d849 I grew up during the hype of MLP and Frozen. It's extremely annoying when you're not into it, but letting it get to you only makes it worst for yourself in the long run.
Rip Mango, you made a man so happy so who made so many men happy. Your impact is more than you could ever know, sorry for your loss BlueJay
RIP Mango. As a fellow dog owner and having lost two great ones I feel you.
Fire Of Learning just uploaded "The Life Of A Blue Jay", coincidence?
That skit at 6:54 caught me off guard. That was hilarious.
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@williamrheiner698
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RIP Mango. You’ll always be sweet in our and Jay’s hearts🕊️🕊️
My Condolences on Mago. At least we can rest assured, all dogs DO go to heaven. "Surely the fate of human beings is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath; humans have no advantage over animals. Everything is meaningless. All go to the same place; all come from dust, and to dust all return. Who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth? The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel. Are not all angels ministering spirits sent to serve those who will inherit salvation?"
RIP Mango. Dogs never leave us.
Yeah! More blue bird! Wooo
Fun Fact: Marines were originally more of a ship police force than the naval infantry we think of them as. Their quarters and the armory would be between the crew and the officers. Most of their job would be maintaining order and discipline on a ship. There were a few cases though where *they* were part of the mutiny and that got the Royal Navy to make some changes to things like pay and leave.
RIP Mango, the goodest dog. My condolences @BlueJayYT
bluejay is slowly becoming the next cgp grey, obsession with pirates
Mango best doggo, you will be missed.
The dark humor and rhymes are so good in this video. Kudos BlueJay.
'Surely the government doesn't go around kidnapping people' says someone who's clearly never heard of arrest, conscription, or the term "press-gang"
Yay SPACE PIR- I mean REGULAR PIRATES
@100SideDice
Күн бұрын
Just be sure not to make a mega super computer and try to take control of a random jellyfiah species make by bird people in an attempt to take over the universe
R.I.P Mango, gone but not forgotten.
"You know what you have to do, William" 👁👁 Also, RIP Mango ❤
"I wonder what funny joke BlueJay put in the intro this time" "My dog passed away" :( Rest in peace Mango
Holy fuck, Steve is messed up.
Love the effort you put into these videos!
@BlueJayYT
2 күн бұрын
Thank you :)
We all know the only way to become king of the pirates you gotta find the one piece!(all jokes aside,I'm sorry for your loss bluejay🥺💙)
RIP Mango. Never forget you were their forever
I’m not going to lie. This is the first ever sponsored add that has made me rewind to watch the beginning of the add again for “smore gunner” and then actually chuckle out loud for the presentation of “break things”. Kudos for making even the slow part of a video entertaining and funny.
5:01 I thought he was going to say Canada… I’m from Ky btw. 😅
@newo8886
Күн бұрын
Me too rip mango tho
I'm sure she was a great dog, and an even better friend. Rest in Peace, Mango. We will miss you.
Hard losing a best friend. Keep those memories alive
''These days you go to Somalia'' ''FUUU-'' XD