How to be a Pirate King

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The pirate life is a fuse that burns fast and bright. Living it grants brothers in arms, unparalleled freedom, and grand adventures. Yet, shackled to these boons are high risks of death, unpredictability, and the relentless pursuit by law and judgment. Due to these downsides, the vast majority of notable pirates ended up either killed at sea or hanged for all to see. As with most criminal professions, the pirates with the best chances of survival were those who kept a low profile and left the life slightly richer after a year or two.
But what if you didn't want to keep a low profile? What if you didn't want to settle for a modest profit? What if you wanted to forever etch your name into the annals of history as the King of the Pirates? For this video, I researched the Golden Age of Piracy to uncover what factored into a pirate's success. What steps would one have to take to not only be successful, not only become a legend, but also find a way out of the life loaded and unscathed?
By studying pirates like Henry Every, Zheng Yi Sao, Bartholomew Roberts, Blackbeard, and others, we can learn from their collective successes and failures to formulate the ultimate "Pirate King Guide."

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  • @BlueJayYT
    @BlueJayYT2 күн бұрын

    YARGHHH MATEY!! It be high time ye become the King of the SKY PIRATES!! Play War Thunder NOW for free on ye PC and ye Console, use me link for a big ol' bonus pack for new and returning players who haven't played in 6th months! playwt.link/bluejay24

  • @FranticSlide

    @FranticSlide

    2 күн бұрын

    Real

  • @epidemious1541

    @epidemious1541

    2 күн бұрын

    How tf did you post this comment 14 hrs ago when the video is only on for 1 min?

  • @FranticSlide

    @FranticSlide

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@epidemious1541he put it on private

  • @jacobv6505

    @jacobv6505

    2 күн бұрын

    eh, naval is dead bro (i only play when i need to grind the battlepass)

  • @FranticSlide

    @FranticSlide

    2 күн бұрын

    ​@@epidemious1541He put it on private

  • @cow1816
    @cow18162 күн бұрын

    I'm sorry for your loss Bluejay, Rest in peace Mango

  • @123Lookatmrlee

    @123Lookatmrlee

    2 күн бұрын

    What happened?

  • @cow1816

    @cow1816

    2 күн бұрын

    @@123Lookatmrlee somewhat early in the video and at the end, there's text and pictures of bluejays dog who passed away in April.

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064

    @rasmusn.e.m1064

    2 күн бұрын

    rest in chutney

  • @123Lookatmrlee

    @123Lookatmrlee

    2 күн бұрын

    @@cow1816 that is so sad.

  • @Sucullentbutter

    @Sucullentbutter

    2 күн бұрын

    Rip Mango

  • @yfns4795
    @yfns47952 күн бұрын

    "They took my mum's ashes" well damn, too poor to die.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @yfns4795

    @yfns4795

    Күн бұрын

    @@EEEEEEEE F

  • @cloudytea.

    @cloudytea.

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@yfns4795 G

  • @The_Robbing_Narrator

    @The_Robbing_Narrator

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@EEEEEEEE aand yep, its all over my screen! Well, I've gyatt to go! Over and out! 😅😅

  • @ferretyluv

    @ferretyluv

    Күн бұрын

    *mum’s

  • @DanGamingFan2846
    @DanGamingFan2846Күн бұрын

    I'm sorry for your loss. I know how hard it is to say goodbye to such a beloved four-legged family member after so many years. May the best girl Mango rest in peace.

  • @BlueJayYT

    @BlueJayYT

    Күн бұрын

    Thank you so much, it really means a lot!

  • @jacksoncross9265

    @jacksoncross9265

    10 сағат бұрын

    @@BlueJayYT shes in pet heaven man

  • @Kimberly-xi5fc
    @Kimberly-xi5fcКүн бұрын

    The CGPGrey joke was perfect. And you did Mango's memory proud with this one. RIP Mango

  • @joshanmarcusyuanregencia345

    @joshanmarcusyuanregencia345

    Күн бұрын

    Where was the CGP joke?

  • @CaptainKlitz

    @CaptainKlitz

    Күн бұрын

    ​​@@joshanmarcusyuanregencia345 9:40 Bluejay says "getting too close to CGPGrey there," in response to Steve asking "how do I become a pirate captain?" This is a reference to CGPGrey's video on how to be a pirate captain

  • @joshanmarcusyuanregencia345

    @joshanmarcusyuanregencia345

    Күн бұрын

    @@CaptainKlitz Ohhhhhhh, I didn't hear that

  • @canadez71

    @canadez71

    12 сағат бұрын

    Ngl, I feel like the whole thing was already too close to CGPGrey, but good content nonetheless

  • @joshanmarcusyuanregencia345

    @joshanmarcusyuanregencia345

    12 сағат бұрын

    @@canadez71 lol

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358Күн бұрын

    The absurdity of being held up by pirates, one of the nastiest things you can possibly encounter on the open ocean, only for them to demand your hats and quite literally nothing else is proof that existence itself is one big shitpost that some of us just take too seriously sometimes.

  • @RayvenTheNight

    @RayvenTheNight

    Күн бұрын

    It's the strangest stories that are the true ones.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @paulgran7815

    @paulgran7815

    Күн бұрын

    Ben:"Merchant ship, prepare to be boarded!" Merchis:"Oh no, Pirates! Whatever shall we do?! Those filthy rapscallions shall gut us like yesterdays fish!" Ben:"Heyyyy guysss! Sooo...this is kinda...embarassing buuut...wedrunkenlythrewawayourhats...Would you be so kind as to hand over yours, please? Just the hats and we'll leave you alone! Promise!" Merchis:"Uhm...yeah I guess...but...WTF?!"

  • @db8658

    @db8658

    Күн бұрын

    Well said.

  • @notablediscomfort

    @notablediscomfort

    Күн бұрын

    Be that one guy on the ship who left his hat below deck and wore a bandana topside, end up getting kidnapped and treated like royalty just for being some goober who didn't have a hat to steal and it made everyone laugh and laughter is more valuable than gold so they think highly of you for being the person who made everyone laugh.

  • @matthewhaynes6667
    @matthewhaynes66672 күн бұрын

    Even Blue Jay doesn’t make a joke about the IRS

  • @caelincoolz5814

    @caelincoolz5814

    Күн бұрын

    Ironically, that is, in itself, a joke.

  • @tamsi6768

    @tamsi6768

    Күн бұрын

    Everyone laugthing untill irs knocks on your door

  • @antonakesson

    @antonakesson

    Күн бұрын

    "I am crazy enough to take on the Batman but the IRS? Noooo... thank you!"

  • @weldonwin

    @weldonwin

    Күн бұрын

    It's not a joke, they absolutely F@CKED Al Capone...

  • @JumpCutThis

    @JumpCutThis

    Күн бұрын

    I mean, he’s a bird but not a bird brain.

  • @rockerknight25
    @rockerknight25Күн бұрын

    The goose sculpture would also make your ship untouchable because no serious navy captain would risk going on a wild goose chase.

  • @SebastianAitken-le5cj
    @SebastianAitken-le5cjКүн бұрын

    I’m so sorry for your loss, I know how it feels to lose a dog. My loving Rio was my first dog and she nearly lasted 15 years. I had to have her put down because her arthritis made it so she couldn’t walk or stand and she was miserable. Back then there was no cure so I had to have the unthinkable happen. I miss her dearly. Anyways good luck to you and wish you the best.

  • @BlueJayYT

    @BlueJayYT

    Күн бұрын

    I’m sorry to hear about Rio, Mango similarly had to be put down because her back legs were getting bad. They gave out one night and she wasn’t able to stand, I’m just glad she isn’t in pain anymore!

  • @JadenLightvale
    @JadenLightvale2 күн бұрын

    step one: have "D." in your name step two: have a devil fruit step three: be stupid

  • @purple4596

    @purple4596

    2 күн бұрын

    Roger didn't have a devil fruit

  • @ryanred1525

    @ryanred1525

    2 күн бұрын

    Error, Akainu just ended up killing me

  • @friedpancakes266

    @friedpancakes266

    Күн бұрын

    Then how did Dwight D. Eisenhower do it?

  • @komiks42

    @komiks42

    Күн бұрын

    Luffy is just.. inteligent in the oposite way

  • @toshbones2438

    @toshbones2438

    Күн бұрын

    I know you didn’t openly say it but I feel like this was you calling me out for pirate king.. dressrosa at high noon.. be there

  • @Oxijinn_
    @Oxijinn_2 күн бұрын

    All you need to be Pirate King is mutant fruits, black paint and to take down an authoritarian government.

  • @lukedeakin7124

    @lukedeakin7124

    2 күн бұрын

    Don't forget becoming a crackhead

  • @whathell6t

    @whathell6t

    2 күн бұрын

    Yes! All hail the Pirate King Atomsk, slayer of Medical Mechanica.

  • @fjcstenberg6178

    @fjcstenberg6178

    2 күн бұрын

    Cant forget to change your middle name while you're at it!

  • @sachinMishra-xb6ts

    @sachinMishra-xb6ts

    2 күн бұрын

    @@fjcstenberg6178 Ye Middle Name "D" is needed

  • @DirtyBobBojangles

    @DirtyBobBojangles

    2 күн бұрын

    I knew weabs were going to flock to this video

  • @Jasicamullins
    @JasicamullinsКүн бұрын

    RIP Mango and cheers to all the great pets out there. Love your stuff, Bluejay, sir.

  • @MrSockez
    @MrSockezКүн бұрын

    Bro was basically the first person to ever go "I like that hat, lemme hold it real fast"

  • @jlyo1991
    @jlyo19912 күн бұрын

    1: Don’t play a sanctimonious part. 2: Be true to the song you sing. 3: Be able to sneak around with catlike tread.

  • @jarekwrzosek2048

    @jarekwrzosek2048

    2 күн бұрын

    Don't forget to help yourself in a royal way when you sally forth to seek you prey!

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @RSMaxxy

    @RSMaxxy

    Күн бұрын

    And in spite of all your faults, you love your queen!

  • @etienneporras7252

    @etienneporras7252

    Күн бұрын

    I was waiting so long for this comment!

  • @jlyo1991

    @jlyo1991

    Күн бұрын

    @@etienneporras7252 I am the very model of a modern KZread commenter.

  • @xfucjygkvlkbjhgcvm
    @xfucjygkvlkbjhgcvm2 күн бұрын

    RIP Mango, you will be missed

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @mahinakbari1647

    @mahinakbari1647

    Күн бұрын

    Among the best, maybe even the best.

  • @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem

    @handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem

    Күн бұрын

    monday left you broken

  • @engieDEER
    @engieDEERКүн бұрын

    What we know about blue Jay so far: - it is a god with time traveling abilities - it requires a victim which will listen to him talking about history, nuclear power etc. - the only thing that this god fears is the IRS

  • @おにこ

    @おにこ

    Күн бұрын

    - is messily divorced

  • @Anders_Lund
    @Anders_LundКүн бұрын

    "I am support to be the f*cked up one" 😅 "Do we torch them because they are French?" "Steve... that is correct" 😂 Damn, Steve is made from stronger stuff than Alex

  • @dannagy546
    @dannagy5462 күн бұрын

    My favourite pirate will always be Black Sam Bellamy. He was a New Englander like myself, was one of the richest pirates in history. Black Sam was known to be a fair captain, laying down such rules as "if there aren't enough hammocks for everyone, then everyone sleeps on the floor". Reportedly he started his career as a pirate because the father of his love, told him he couldn't marry her as a poor merchant sailor. He eventually returned, the captain of a pirate ship but was killed in a violent storm off Cape Cod. The Whydah Galley, his ship was discovered several years ago and is the only verified pirate ship ever found. Also I've totally held a piece of Spanish silver found in the wreck and it's about the coolest thing I've ever done.

  • @erraticonteuse

    @erraticonteuse

    Күн бұрын

    Twice I brought people to the Whydah Pirate Museum and they were surprised it was an actual museum with artifacts. They assumed it was going to be some Cape Cod tourist trap kitsch 😂

  • @RayvenTheNight

    @RayvenTheNight

    Күн бұрын

    Whats really sad about it is that he almost made it back home. But died in the storm and if I remember correctly the woman he loved went insane also

  • @dannagy546

    @dannagy546

    Күн бұрын

    @RayvenTheNight it really is sad, and while yes Black Sam was a pirate, he also was known for being a gentleman and wouldn't kill unless absolutely necessary, he just wanted to be free.

  • @KaladinVegapunk

    @KaladinVegapunk

    Күн бұрын

    Black bart was also exceedingly fair on his ship and started as just a captive merchant marine. Also the only true pirate king is monkey d luffy

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358Күн бұрын

    "eating a man's heart does wonders for building infamy." Damn, I didn't know my ex had the makings of a pirate king.

  • @prynce_k5522

    @prynce_k5522

    Күн бұрын

    Dead🤣🤣🤣

  • @dinoz2113

    @dinoz2113

    14 сағат бұрын

    Nice one 😂

  • @TechWiz717
    @TechWiz717Күн бұрын

    Sorry to hear about Mango dude 😢. Losing a pet is hard af, but stay strong and focus on the good. On a lighter note, your content just keeps getting better, absolute bangers every time. I’m loving this pirate era blue jay, and all the little things like the TikTok rant, the CGP Grey reference etc are so much fun. Thanks for doing what you do brotha

  • @RespawnM
    @RespawnMКүн бұрын

    Sorry for your loss 😢 My guys a yellow lab just turned 7 last month, 15 years is a long time with the best girl that ever was! Lucky man

  • @TheTF2Pianist
    @TheTF2Pianist2 күн бұрын

    Rest easy, Mango. We'll see you again at the rainbow bridge.🌈🫡

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @user-fr4zt7sj2r
    @user-fr4zt7sj2r2 күн бұрын

    RIP Mango May he rest in peace. YARRR

  • @smalltime0

    @smalltime0

    2 күн бұрын

    she

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @shinigami1357
    @shinigami1357Күн бұрын

    I just broke up with my gf and felt so empty. Seeing this vid on my feed actually made me smile and lifted my heart n spirits. It’s the first time I’ve felt emotion today. Thanks for the uploads Mr. Jay

  • @Artyomi
    @ArtyomiКүн бұрын

    BlueJay how dare you not talk about the literal pirate queen Zheng Yi Sao, who had the greatest feats imaginable as a pirate and retired peacefully after basically strangling the Qing Empire to negotiate her freedom, and still getting off the hook with much of her treasure, a fleet of ships, and over a thousand pirate servants. DJ Peach Cobbler was RIGHT.

  • @shysquidinky8601

    @shysquidinky8601

    19 сағат бұрын

    I think he covered her in one of the other vids

  • @jeffbenton6183

    @jeffbenton6183

    11 сағат бұрын

    @@shysquidinky8601 I think he showed her on screen when he mentioned pirates who actually survived

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358Күн бұрын

    Losing one's dog is like, one of the worst emotional pains a person can experience. My condolences for your loss.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @jefferycrouch4396

    @jefferycrouch4396

    Күн бұрын

    ​@EEEEEEEE your use of the letter E to represent the bottomless depths of human despair is very invocative.

  • @ferretyluv

    @ferretyluv

    Күн бұрын

    My fiancé didn’t get over it for ten years and refused to get another dog. Granted, it’s because they were his first real pets other than a mean hamster he had in middle school. So he didn’t know how to deal with losing a pet.

  • @resto4life

    @resto4life

    Күн бұрын

    I'd rather lose my dog than fk my grandma

  • @Mr_Broom
    @Mr_Broom2 күн бұрын

    Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates! Words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!

  • @mr.heisenberg0122

    @mr.heisenberg0122

    2 күн бұрын

    THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!

  • @jonmiller6787

    @jonmiller6787

    2 күн бұрын

    Dubs > Subs

  • @DirtyBobBojangles

    @DirtyBobBojangles

    2 күн бұрын

    Weab

  • @kadeadams2308

    @kadeadams2308

    Күн бұрын

    Doo doo dooo doo, dododoo! doo doo dooo doo

  • @PlateOfColours

    @PlateOfColours

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@DirtyBobBojangles oh no, they enjoy something. How horrible

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV20 сағат бұрын

    Poor Mango, she looks like a great bag-headed-doggo. Bestest girl for sure. We all feel with you Bluejay! It's always terrible losing a family member like that!

  • @mcdazz2011
    @mcdazz2011Күн бұрын

    RIP Mango. When they go, they take a little piece of us with them. My sincerest condolences to you, BlueJay.

  • @thecactusman17
    @thecactusman172 күн бұрын

    "This is about Benjamin Hornigold!" Me: Oh I've Heard about that name! I've heard about that name. I.. oh f$ck I've heard about that name....

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @epicbro5453
    @epicbro54532 күн бұрын

    2:58 holy shit that rhyming was so damn smooth, I didn't even realise lo

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @LeonardoGomez-wu6lt

    @LeonardoGomez-wu6lt

    Күн бұрын

    2:58 top ten rappers Eminem was afriad to diss

  • @AngryBerb
    @AngryBerbКүн бұрын

    Fun fact: Blue jays are part of the Corvidae family, along with ravens and crows. That fact has nothing to do with with the video, I just thought it was interesting.

  • @Julianna.Domina
    @Julianna.DominaКүн бұрын

    Rest in piece, Mango. She looks like she was the sweetest, goofiest, bestest girl. I'm glad you got to live with such a wonderful dog. She'll always be with you in one way or another, always ❤️

  • @JumpCutThis

    @JumpCutThis

    Күн бұрын

    Nobody tell our Blue God about the Rainbow Bridge- that damn thing gets me every single time when I think of the myriad puppers I’ve lost in my time on this god forsaken marble. But they’ve sure made life a lot more bearable- I can count far more doggos I’d rather spend time with than people.

  • @matthewmiller1687
    @matthewmiller16872 күн бұрын

    When Sam left, we got him

  • @Just_Dino-ks4vc

    @Just_Dino-ks4vc

    2 күн бұрын

    I like to believe that bluejay and sam are the same person but one of them is more insane and the other more clam and is asleep until he is needed he will be awoken

  • @codyjames7019

    @codyjames7019

    2 күн бұрын

    A hero for our time of need

  • @jacetheguymusic

    @jacetheguymusic

    2 күн бұрын

    @@Just_Dino-ks4vcclam

  • @Just_Dino-ks4vc

    @Just_Dino-ks4vc

    2 күн бұрын

    @@jacetheguymusic idk how to spell i only learned how to spell 5 years ago

  • @alexneff

    @alexneff

    Күн бұрын

    Imagine if they collaborate

  • @shanebrisland6737
    @shanebrisland6737Күн бұрын

    “Just like a book club of only amputees, not everyone is going to be on the same page.” Lmao. I had to pause my video game because I was processing that bar

  • @tilley2572
    @tilley257215 сағат бұрын

    15:50 caught me heavily off guard and I literally spit orange juice across my bedroom laughing and jump scared my dog 😂😂😂 Edit: RIP Mango, fly high my 4 legged friend ❤❤

  • @FIVES-qg2zk
    @FIVES-qg2zk2 күн бұрын

    I'm sorry for your loss, loosing one's pet it's awful. Take all the time you need and always remember mango with love and happiness.

  • @TheSuperhomosapien
    @TheSuperhomosapien2 күн бұрын

    Oh, better far to live and die Under the brave black flag I fly, Than play a sanctimonious part, With a pirate head and a pirate heart Away to the cheating world go you, Where pirates all are well to do, But I'll be true to the song I sing, And live and die a Pirate King!

  • @JustarandomaccountInnit-is8lf

    @JustarandomaccountInnit-is8lf

    Күн бұрын

    I’m truly glad someone else also thought this.

  • @noamjacob1216
    @noamjacob1216Күн бұрын

    9:42 OMG CGP GREY REFERENCE!!! This is the happiest day of my life

  • @Staticjokes
    @StaticjokesКүн бұрын

    Sorry for the loss of your dog, they looked adorable. Absolutely loved the rhymes, this pirate series is so funny.

  • @muhammadfaleqzuanmohdrushd7785
    @muhammadfaleqzuanmohdrushd77852 күн бұрын

    I knew he’s gonna make a CGP joke 9:42

  • @BavarianViking711

    @BavarianViking711

    2 күн бұрын

    That one took me of guard. Had to jump back to make sure I heard right. XD

  • @myscreen2urs

    @myscreen2urs

    Күн бұрын

    What is CGP?

  • @gabrylesantoro1670

    @gabrylesantoro1670

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@myscreen2urs a KZread who makes explaining videos somewhat like this

  • @DewaKrishna_

    @DewaKrishna_

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@crissagram What

  • @rustteze

    @rustteze

    Күн бұрын

    ​@@crissagramwhen'd he do that?

  • @thetallpancake
    @thetallpancake2 күн бұрын

    All you need are TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE!

  • @homemadecringeycontent6363

    @homemadecringeycontent6363

    Күн бұрын

    YAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

  • @glitchytoonzproductions
    @glitchytoonzproductionsКүн бұрын

    I'm sorry for the loss of Mango Bluejay. Even though we want our puppers to live forever, Sadly it can't be that way. She's lived a long life that I'm sure she's not regretful of. Rest in peace Mango

  • @andrewdawson3381
    @andrewdawson3381Күн бұрын

    I love how unhinged all these real pirates and especially Bluejay's pirates are 😂 "10 lashes was it? 😈"

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss26912 күн бұрын

    RIP MANGO YOU WERE A REAL ONE

  • @Partyrockscool
    @Partyrockscool2 күн бұрын

    ONE PIECE MENTION!!! RAAAA, WHAT IS A WORLD GOVERNMENT. Jokes aside, I’m sorry for your loss BlueJay, I’m sure that you made every day of Mango’s life man. May she rest in peace 💙

  • @AliensInTheChaquetrix
    @AliensInTheChaquetrixКүн бұрын

    Wealth, Fame, POWER Gold Roger, The King of The Pirates

  • @dsklizzle
    @dsklizzleКүн бұрын

    I’m sorry for your loss Bluejay. You gave her such a wonderful life.

  • @paulhollier6382
    @paulhollier63822 күн бұрын

    R.I.P. Mango. There are no bad days, when you come home to a dog's love. ... "Why do dogs float in water?" Because they are good buoys.

  • @mwalton9526

    @mwalton9526

    Күн бұрын

    But she's a girl.

  • @noneofyourbusiness4133
    @noneofyourbusiness41332 күн бұрын

    FIND THE ONE PIECE

  • @turinmormegil7715

    @turinmormegil7715

    2 күн бұрын

    "The one pieeeeeeeeee! The one pieeeeece is reeeeeaaaasaaal"

  • @novo121

    @novo121

    2 күн бұрын

    Before u ask Yes ITS REAL. ONE PIECE IS REAL

  • @paleoph6168

    @paleoph6168

    2 күн бұрын

    *looks between legs

  • @Bafbm335

    @Bafbm335

    2 күн бұрын

    THE ONE PIECEEE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @NicoBabyman1

    @NicoBabyman1

    2 күн бұрын

    @@turinmormegil7715 Can we get much higher? 🎶

  • @mitwhitgaming7722
    @mitwhitgaming7722Күн бұрын

    9:41 I was waiting for the GCP Grey reference! 😂

  • @Donishiwatheone
    @DonishiwatheoneКүн бұрын

    I feel you....I lost two dogs within a year. It is a heart wrenching affair. Much love and I hope the best for you!

  • @therealnodarthvader
    @therealnodarthvaderКүн бұрын

    Sorry for your loss Bluejay, may Mango rest in peace. ♥

  • @maurosjourney
    @maurosjourney2 күн бұрын

    Some guy with a straw-hat: *heavy breathing*

  • @misbegotten3508
    @misbegotten3508Күн бұрын

    You can already tell Mango was a great dog.

  • @MalO.ver1.0.x
    @MalO.ver1.0.xКүн бұрын

    My condolences Birdman to the loss of your little furry companion. Even though the knowledge of them moving to somewhere where we can't reach them is always in the back of our mind, we will never be prepared for when that time comes. All we can do then is cherish the short amount of time we might still have with them.

  • @blufyres
    @blufyres2 күн бұрын

    Its simple, wealth fame and power, he left it all in ONE PIECE! Find it and become THE PIRATE KING!

  • @ChatHistory
    @ChatHistoryКүн бұрын

    Not a ship without a giant goose sculpture

  • @johntaylor7029
    @johntaylor7029Күн бұрын

    One of the funnier methods of impressment was a recruiter would go to a bar, hide a coin in the palm of his hand, and like a grandma, sneakily put the coin in people's hand via hand shakes. Since the other person had "voluntarily" took the kings coin, he now needed to do his part and serve in the king's forces.

  • @mr.heisenberg0122
    @mr.heisenberg01222 күн бұрын

    Three steps to becoming King of the Pirates. Step 1: Find a ship Step 2: Form a crew Step 3: Find the One Piece

  • @The_Glu_Lord
    @The_Glu_Lord2 күн бұрын

    Sorry about your dog man 😢

  • @kayleighwukovich8318
    @kayleighwukovich8318Күн бұрын

    Rest in peace mango! Seems like you had a special bond and I hope youre okay

  • @Cuberider
    @CuberiderКүн бұрын

    Rest in peace Mango. Owning a pet is like experiencing thousands of the most beautiful moments and one of the worst.

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool2 күн бұрын

    Next video idea "everytime someone touched American's boats" and mention things like the sun being thrown on Japan twice or the pirates that got reverse jumped

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

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  • @user-cs2mx4lt3q
    @user-cs2mx4lt3qКүн бұрын

    2:53 damn bro started rapping 😂 why does it go hard though 💀 like really this was clean lol

  • @Def1an7
    @Def1an7Күн бұрын

    Rest in peace, Mango. Not a pirate but definitely a legend.

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok121 сағат бұрын

    Pour out a bottle 'o rum for Mango. My little sister also has a dog named Mango, may he be a worthy inheritor to her name.

  • @seesaw41
    @seesaw412 күн бұрын

    Wow. You're really ramping it up with the Alliterations. And it's... amazing, I love them! I'm also in love with the little reference to CGP Grey and the very... Sam O'nella-looking Dampier at 19:31 And of course, rest in peace, good doggo.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux2 күн бұрын

    Waiting for the One Peice jokes.

  • @user-wi5zk8jm2r
    @user-wi5zk8jm2rКүн бұрын

    I'm sorry for your loss Bluejay, RIP Mango

  • @ChadE.Powers
    @ChadE.PowersКүн бұрын

    Also nice to know, much like the Joke, BlueJay is afraid of various things 1) The IRS 2) Forgetting to pay taxes 3) The IRS finding out 4) Okay basically just the IRS

  • @SleazyUsedCarSalesman
    @SleazyUsedCarSalesman2 күн бұрын

    PIRATES!!

  • @CatarigMaTt

    @CatarigMaTt

    2 күн бұрын

    🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ ARRR!! MATEY!

  • @red_d849
    @red_d8492 күн бұрын

    7:06 THANK YOU BLUEJAY FOR SHITTING ON THAT CRINGE

  • @DeadHandtheSurvivor

    @DeadHandtheSurvivor

    Күн бұрын

    The cringe being... a pop culture reference. No different to any pop culture reference in the past decade, the different being "TikTok bad". Didn't we gave boomers crap for insulting what we quoted? what's the difference now?

  • @red_d849

    @red_d849

    Күн бұрын

    @@DeadHandtheSurvivor its cringe because its used too much

  • @DeadHandtheSurvivor

    @DeadHandtheSurvivor

    Күн бұрын

    @@red_d849 Welcome to mainstream pop culture.

  • @red_d849

    @red_d849

    Күн бұрын

    @@DeadHandtheSurvivor you try being in a high school where every single person is saying only gen alpha buzzwords and not get annoyed and shit on anything and anyone who uses it

  • @DeadHandtheSurvivor

    @DeadHandtheSurvivor

    Күн бұрын

    @@red_d849 I grew up during the hype of MLP and Frozen. It's extremely annoying when you're not into it, but letting it get to you only makes it worst for yourself in the long run.

  • @jaxonjai8447
    @jaxonjai8447Күн бұрын

    Rip Mango, you made a man so happy so who made so many men happy. Your impact is more than you could ever know, sorry for your loss BlueJay

  • @Hyde_Hill
    @Hyde_HillКүн бұрын

    RIP Mango. As a fellow dog owner and having lost two great ones I feel you.

  • @milliman4
    @milliman42 күн бұрын

    Fire Of Learning just uploaded "The Life Of A Blue Jay", coincidence?

  • @lance2465
    @lance24652 күн бұрын

    That skit at 6:54 caught me off guard. That was hilarious.

  • @EEEEEEEE

    @EEEEEEEE

    Күн бұрын

    E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

  • @williamrheiner698

    @williamrheiner698

    Күн бұрын

    E

  • @WhoLeaf
    @WhoLeafКүн бұрын

    RIP Mango. You’ll always be sweet in our and Jay’s hearts🕊️🕊️

  • @Dr.Cosmar
    @Dr.CosmarКүн бұрын

    My Condolences on Mago. At least we can rest assured, all dogs DO go to heaven. "Surely the fate of human beings is like that of the animals; the same fate awaits them both: As one dies, so dies the other. All have the same breath; humans have no advantage over animals. Everything is meaningless. All go to the same place; all come from dust, and to dust all return. Who knows if the human spirit rises upward and if the spirit of the animal goes down into the earth? The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel. Are not all angels ministering spirits sent to serve those who will inherit salvation?"

  • @CarletonTorpin
    @CarletonTorpin2 күн бұрын

    RIP Mango. Dogs never leave us.

  • @user-si4wq2mu5p
    @user-si4wq2mu5p2 күн бұрын

    Yeah! More blue bird! Wooo

  • @WWFanatic0
    @WWFanatic0Күн бұрын

    Fun Fact: Marines were originally more of a ship police force than the naval infantry we think of them as. Their quarters and the armory would be between the crew and the officers. Most of their job would be maintaining order and discipline on a ship. There were a few cases though where *they* were part of the mutiny and that got the Royal Navy to make some changes to things like pay and leave.

  • @Kiwiriderandcarnut
    @KiwiriderandcarnutКүн бұрын

    RIP Mango, the goodest dog. My condolences @BlueJayYT

  • @notoriouslite
    @notoriouslite2 күн бұрын

    bluejay is slowly becoming the next cgp grey, obsession with pirates

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux2 күн бұрын

    Mango best doggo, you will be missed.

  • @Nicknack255
    @Nicknack255Күн бұрын

    The dark humor and rhymes are so good in this video. Kudos BlueJay.

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemothКүн бұрын

    'Surely the government doesn't go around kidnapping people' says someone who's clearly never heard of arrest, conscription, or the term "press-gang"

  • @user-br1bt6ze6v
    @user-br1bt6ze6v2 күн бұрын

    Yay SPACE PIR- I mean REGULAR PIRATES

  • @100SideDice

    @100SideDice

    Күн бұрын

    Just be sure not to make a mega super computer and try to take control of a random jellyfiah species make by bird people in an attempt to take over the universe

  • @elliottenglish2388
    @elliottenglish23882 күн бұрын

    R.I.P Mango, gone but not forgotten.

  • @ajjamsen694
    @ajjamsen69421 сағат бұрын

    "You know what you have to do, William" 👁👁 Also, RIP Mango ❤

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390Күн бұрын

    "I wonder what funny joke BlueJay put in the intro this time" "My dog passed away" :( Rest in peace Mango

  • @SilverWolf_HERO
    @SilverWolf_HERO2 күн бұрын

    Holy fuck, Steve is messed up.

  • @Question_boi
    @Question_boi2 күн бұрын

    Love the effort you put into these videos!

  • @BlueJayYT

    @BlueJayYT

    2 күн бұрын

    Thank you :)

  • @gemninja1197
    @gemninja1197Күн бұрын

    We all know the only way to become king of the pirates you gotta find the one piece!(all jokes aside,I'm sorry for your loss bluejay🥺💙)

  • @jimby812
    @jimby812Күн бұрын

    RIP Mango. Never forget you were their forever

  • @TimeeJustin
    @TimeeJustinКүн бұрын

    I’m not going to lie. This is the first ever sponsored add that has made me rewind to watch the beginning of the add again for “smore gunner” and then actually chuckle out loud for the presentation of “break things”. Kudos for making even the slow part of a video entertaining and funny.

  • @KlaxontheImpailr
    @KlaxontheImpailr2 күн бұрын

    5:01 I thought he was going to say Canada… I’m from Ky btw. 😅

  • @newo8886

    @newo8886

    Күн бұрын

    Me too rip mango tho

  • @KittyKat-gh4cn
    @KittyKat-gh4cn12 сағат бұрын

    I'm sure she was a great dog, and an even better friend. Rest in Peace, Mango. We will miss you.

  • @dharrsch
    @dharrschКүн бұрын

    Hard losing a best friend. Keep those memories alive

  • @itskyansaro
    @itskyansaroКүн бұрын

    ''These days you go to Somalia'' ''FUUU-'' XD

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