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@Hb10190

Жыл бұрын

Aight

@Mago369

Жыл бұрын

Ay daddy blue jay back

@alexoscz7480

Жыл бұрын

I will my friend

@JackyThaParrot

Жыл бұрын

YOUR BACK WOOOOO SCREEECH

@JackyThaParrot

Жыл бұрын

Also I already playing CON

German: You have saved us!" Bees: "I wouldn't say saved, I would say... under new management"

@falkjanen5050

Жыл бұрын

This reminded me of when Boko Haram had to retreat from some forest in Nigeria, not because the military chased them out, but because the bees did (with some help of snakes and scorpions). 😂

@i_am_squishy6230

Жыл бұрын

Kaiser: Oh the Brits took our colony? The messenger: Not exactly… bzzz

@falkjanen5050

Жыл бұрын

Brits: To be or not to be, that's the question. Germans: We choose to bee...

@raphaelgarcia9576

Жыл бұрын

Beesiness is beesiness

@theglaze8927

Жыл бұрын

Like idk becoming your enemy right away.....

I love how all of his videos are about Makeup&Cosmetics, Skin&Nail Care and totaly not about Wacky Wars throughout history... What a stand up guy for what all women love :)

@MrEggus

Жыл бұрын

Makeup specialists hate him! Bluejay Takes women's hearts by storm

@thenozone2654

Жыл бұрын

Man I should show this to my friends. This is helpful

@amberkat8147

Жыл бұрын

I am uncertain whether this is sarcasm or whether it means that I'm not the only woman who loves crazy tactics videos and hates all the stupid cosmetic videos.

@rainbowkittycat627

Жыл бұрын

Can women not like history? Can men not like makeup?

@rainbowkittycat627

Жыл бұрын

@@amberkat8147 ayyy yoo another history buff women here

As a woman who loves history and watches this channel, i do indeed love war tactics

@CoCoPuff331

Жыл бұрын

As a woman who likes to watch Informational Chanel’s I also agree

@averykmae

11 ай бұрын

As a woman I sure do love this makeup tutorial video

@kinman3051

9 ай бұрын

What a strange way to say east Asian music

@dizo-jp2td

8 ай бұрын

If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

@jessebullard7880

8 ай бұрын

@@dizo-jp2tdI think your cult is that way . Pretty sure . ----->

5:50 "Good luck, Hunley!" "Don't worry, I invented this thing." Aged like fine milk.

"Now that Mother Nature has established air superiority..." *Best. Line. Ever.*

@mpyb8176

Жыл бұрын

indeed

@KairuinKorea

Жыл бұрын

I did have a little chuckle at that.

@daniellind9081

Жыл бұрын

I like Persian conversion excursion

@thethmooteresa

Жыл бұрын

Yesss

@martijnt1353

Жыл бұрын

@@daniellind9081 had me laughing so hard! Best bluejay quote ever!! 😂

"For the bees did not believe in the magic of friendship; only pain." I laughed at this way too hard.

@virtuousvibes2852

Жыл бұрын

So did I lol, I feel so happy

@Promislandzion

Жыл бұрын

I was disgusted throughout this video this guy clearly doesn’t respect others beliefs or religions

@happyman8525

Жыл бұрын

@@Promislandzion it’s to comedic effect don’t get butt hurt

@jrsharker23

Жыл бұрын

@@Promislandzion it's called comedy. It's supposed to poke at everything a little.

@attemptedunkindness3632

Жыл бұрын

Bees do not judge. Only hate. _and sometimes take naps inside of pumpkin flowers cuz they werk so hard_

Dude that long drag on a cig from a bee was just hilarious. 😂

Dj peach cobbler has talked about you never thought id see that

Seeing as I'm a woman and your first wacky war tactics video is what made me subscribe, I would say your marketing strategy has worked very well.

@jesse8028

Жыл бұрын

Hmm

@81brassglass79

Жыл бұрын

Doesn't make the tactic not weird and super invasive. Why does my gender matter as a viewer? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@Scotch20

Жыл бұрын

@@81brassglass79 you know I've looked for a while now and I still can't find who asked

@shelbyholcombe8731

Жыл бұрын

@@81brassglass79 do you not get humor? Does it evade you?

@kezzykizzy5386

Жыл бұрын

Same

When he mentioned German East Africa I thought he was going to tell the story of the Battle of Lake Tanganyika where navy ships were disassembled and shipped overland to fight in an Inland lake.

@vaekue

Жыл бұрын

one of them is actually still in service there as a ferry (or at least was a few years ago)

@musewolfman

Жыл бұрын

That thought occurred to me as well.

@pivotboy2062

Жыл бұрын

now I'm a huge ww1 buff and how have I not heard of this

@carolinacentralrwy

Жыл бұрын

The last in service Imperial German Ship is funnily enough, in that lake, I’m pretty sure there are british ships there still too. :)

@coolguy2715

Жыл бұрын

@@PaulRudd1941 The Great War channel made a video about Battle of Lake tanganyika

The intro 😂👌 And then he follows it up with Dunkin on Missouri, glorious 😂

@unironicaluser1867

8 ай бұрын

your probably a kansan

@bigmike9947

8 ай бұрын

Woah wild JunkyardDigs sighting

@EEEEEEEE

7 ай бұрын

E‎ ‎

@jarrettadams4102

4 ай бұрын

Illi-nerds are always seething about Missouri's bounty and splendor Crime-filled shithole cities on our western and eastern borders with miles of absolutely nothing between then Constant flooding, humid summers, freezing winters Rampant meth, heroin, obesity and poverty But we have Branson, John Goodman and Jon Hamm

@NefariousKoel

4 ай бұрын

Just jealous of their legalized ability to pack boomsticks and recreational weed.

Your style in these videos have many identifiable influences, but the snappiness of your execution and especially the spot-on timing and cadence of your reads really brings everything together. If I had a nickel for every blue bird channel I've subscribed to by now, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

@BlueJayYT

Жыл бұрын

This means a lot, thank you so much!

@YourMomLivesHere

Жыл бұрын

It’s so weird, right? I mean, you obviously have to have a script to execute, or at the very least an outline of topics, and while the research and knowledge is excellent, it’s the execution of all these things coupled with a bobbing and weaving birb adorned in various regalia depending on the topic that sets this apart. I’ve completely ditched channels that just can’t get out of their own way when narrating because it’s just so hard to listen to- this channel should serve as a primer for anyone remotely considering historical/educational topics. It’s all in the delivery, baby. Get it? Clever pun, right? Oh never mind. PS as a female, I found this channel while researching historical info on a topic and absolutely love it. Please don’t start pandering to specific genders/ages/whateverthefuck, this is perfect exactly as is. Well done birb of the cobalt persuasion.

@TJF588

Жыл бұрын

@@bleeka325 >identifiable influences

@YourMomLivesHere

Жыл бұрын

@@bleeka325 hey thanks! I tried Sam O’Nella but he inserts politics quite too much for my tastes.

@bleeka325

Жыл бұрын

@@YourMomLivesHere I’ve only watch a hand full of Sam onella content

As a woman who is a huge history nerd, I'm happy to be part of this community.

@BlueJayYT

Жыл бұрын

We're glad to have you :)

@tonks9462

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueJayYT :)))

@RexGalilae

Жыл бұрын

A rare species. We'll do everything to protect you

@meghand8682

Жыл бұрын

Same girl! We reppin’ 😤

@LisaBowers

Жыл бұрын

Same here! 🤘🏻

Things i've learned today; 1: A man thought of launching cats from catapults... 2: A Submarine can be drained and people are replaceable 3: Bee don't give a damn about who's tresspassing Great video as always Blue Jay!

@asdefull

Жыл бұрын

And now i learned some people actually liked baktria enough to use them as a profile picture

@Promislandzion

Жыл бұрын

I also learned Blue jay is very distispectful to other peoples religions and beliefs I unsubbed so fast

@nathankreger1714

Жыл бұрын

number 1 maybe false.... i think it was just the creators creativity to set up the catapault punchline because the initial siege equipment mentioned was a trebechet, which first appeared in recorded history around 1100 AD

@fastinradfordable

Жыл бұрын

4: how to spoil a video

@logical-checkmate

Жыл бұрын

How dare he comment about a video he just watched. He could be talking about the weather for example. Well right now in central Germany it is overcast but otherwise pleasant day, some 22°C, which is a welcome relief from the 39°C last week. Anyway, lesson is, don't go into the comment section before you finished the video if you don't want to get spoiled. Duh

The musical dessert man opend our eyes to the truth about the cat lie

Don’t not forget. When Hannibal was in self exile he gave advice to the ruler of the kingdom he was hiding out in. And in this area was a vast amount of poisonous snakes. *So he had many men round up TONS of snakes, put them in clay jars, and launch them as projectiles at the enemy ships* so they’d slither below deck and harass the naked, unclothed and chained and unprotected slave rowers and obviously this was quite effective as well as causing disorder in the ranks top deck. So much so that the Romans after hearing about this unusual conflict investigated and someone let slip that Hannibal had been hiding out there. They surrounded his house and he imbibed poison and died as his last act of keeping away from them

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

Ай бұрын

interesting.

Gongsun Zan, a warlord during China's three kingdoms era. Was fighting an enemy nation that believed white horses were sacred. So he just outfitted most of his horse archers and calvary with pure white horses so the enemy would be more hesitant to attack/shoot arrows back in fear of harming the horses. It worked.

@thunderhammerx2966

Жыл бұрын

The crafty guy in the corner of the map who survived practically forever among much more powerful kingdoms; and if I recall, Zhao Yun was in his service before serving under Liu Bei.

@winggweeps

Жыл бұрын

@@thunderhammerx2966 Yep he could've been one of the greats if he didn't burn his house down along with his family in a mass murder suicide because Yuan Shao was overwhelming him in battle.

@Ake-TL

Жыл бұрын

@@winggweeps tbf, suicide seems pretty common in ancient times

@alexandersturnn4530

Жыл бұрын

@@winggweeps Wait, Cao Cao? I thought it was Yuan Shao who defeated Gongsun Zan.

@winggweeps

Жыл бұрын

@@alexandersturnn4530 You're Right! Crap I got them mixed up.

Itll be real awkward when bluejay finds out 90% of his audience is from Missouri

@andrewblandford6423

Жыл бұрын

It hilarious you think enough people in Missouri have internet access to be 90% of his audience. We sold our internet for meth.

@bombtechjt4326

Жыл бұрын

As a person from Missouri. This is fact check true

@user-gb7cl8np3p

Жыл бұрын

Wait shit im missourian

@jonmcgee6987

Жыл бұрын

As a resident of the state of Kansas. I find his anti-Missouri bits in this video very funny. I'm not from Kansas, I just live here. My avatar gives away my native state.

@musicalDrebin

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewblandford6423 in the words of Huck Finn from a fairly odd parents special, "I can't go back in there! IT'S MISSOURI IN THERE! ya ever been to Missouri?!"

"A battlefield woefully underpopulated by bees? A forest of BEES should remedy this" -Dr Bees, 1914

A balding middle aged pastry brought me here.

@slizzardshroomer9666

2 ай бұрын

Your mom sent you here? /s

As a Missourian, I strongly resonate with your burning hatred to reduce the entire state to rubble. I personally believe that the individuals who founded the state noticed how unbelievably horrible it was, and decided to name it “misery”, but failed to do so, so instead they just chose the closest word they had to misery at the time, and settled with that.

@leecupp2573

Жыл бұрын

Damn French

@Attaxalotl

Жыл бұрын

Oh the Missouri

@datguy8006

Жыл бұрын

No, I refuse. If we’re going down we’re taking Kansas with us.

@Attaxalotl

Жыл бұрын

@@datguy8006 Kansas can survive

@biggibbs4678

Жыл бұрын

Give me a break we have a super affordable cost of living and lots of nature, better than some cesspit city with insane rent costs

"The Indian troops raised the British flag over a German colony in africa" oh what a tangled web we weave.

@Bobby-wn5yr

Жыл бұрын

As a Brit born decades after the end of the empire it’s easy to forget sometimes why everyone’s still so mad at us. It’s shit like that isn’t it?

@yam2050

Жыл бұрын

@@Bobby-wn5yr so that we can start a new war... Make a ton of money and stabilise population a bit. War is good.

@barneymiller7894

Жыл бұрын

But the bees care not for our politics, only our suffering.

@rerror3577

Жыл бұрын

"The Indian troops raised the British flag over a German colony in Africa in retaliation to what those Serbians did to that Austrian"

@halogod0298

Жыл бұрын

@@rerror3577 we live in a society

As a Connecticut resident I know for a fact that the first submersible ever used for war purposes was the Turtle. Basically it was The Hunley in the revolutionary war but with a much lower kill count… of zero. Although that’s not from lack of trying. They tried to use it to attach explosive charges to British ships on two separate occasions but both failed and forced the operator of the craft to retreat. So the Turtle is the first war sub but the Hunley does still hold the title of first sub with kills under its belt. Even if most of those were it’s own operators.

@teejayaich4306

8 ай бұрын

How can we take information seriously by a person from a state with a "c" where it is not needed? NICE TRY

Lmao as a lady subscriber, while I do not give a SHIT about fashion, I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that the youtube algorithm originally showed that video in my homepage feed despite not having other similar viewing history (and none of your content ever) because it was about fashion. While I don't care about that stuff you mentioned, I think it's never a bad idea to branch out a bit if it helps you get more viewers, as long as you're still being genuine with yourself and your thirst for knowledge. Ya never know, you might learn some cool stuff you never even thought about before. I came here because of the based youtube hive-mind, I stay for the awesone dose of history knowledge that blows my mind while being down-to-earth and humourous. Keep up the great content, I'm rooting for this channel to find a bigger audience!!!

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

Ай бұрын

intwresrinf.

I laughed way too hard at the bee lighting a cig, saying, "looks like someone's a little lost,"

@Yuzuki1337

Жыл бұрын

Even funnier is that he lights the fucking filter and drags on the embers lol

@phoneusandfroboof829

Жыл бұрын

“NOW SQUEEL LIKE A PIGGY”

@jonnypena7651

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I almost broke, to make it funnier I say that it is a split.

@CesarGarcia-nd5xz

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha same XD

12:03 "For the bees did not believe in the magic of friendship, *_only pain_* " You could really feel the raw emotion when he mentioned the pain of being stung by bees there ;_;

Actually, there were instances of submarines being used even earlier than the Civil War. During the Revolutionary War, for example, there was a submarine that was literally just a sealed barrel with hand powered propellers and a drill to attach a bomb to British ships.

@joshuapettus6973

10 ай бұрын

Yes but the turtle wasn't as successful in that it couldn't sink it's target.

Fun fact, the wrecks of the CSS Hunley and the ship it sank were both discovered by Clive Cussler - an avid car collector and author of several semifamous book series

Now I know how to defeat my enemies using tactics that should be war crimes but mostly aren't. Thanks Bluejay.

@slaughterchainsaw

Жыл бұрын

Animal shields, suicide submarines and bees. Weapons to surpass metal gear

@Raul_T

Жыл бұрын

@@slaughterchainsaw nah, I'll use endangered animals as shields because I doubt soldiers of today would care otherwise. Also, release rabid bees into enemy camps. Don't have much for the submarines.

@CoralCopperHead

Жыл бұрын

@@Raul_T Load 'em with explosives, slip into an enemy harbour and detonate.

@Dabigboii

Жыл бұрын

the bees are definitely the war crime

@WhatEver-ys4oe

Жыл бұрын

It isnt a war crime if its the first time its done!

The Persians releasing cats is just an Urban Myth. Historians found out that the Egyptians surrendered because they heard “It’s Morbin Time” from the Persian side and they refuse to kill they’re God

@NOOBSLAYER-cw3gd

Жыл бұрын

anybody who doesn't know about Morbius memes will instantly believe it's true

@akiamini4006

Жыл бұрын

As an Iranian can confirm

@hullinstruments

Жыл бұрын

@@NOOBSLAYER-cw3gd even the dead are aware of this tiresome shit meme by now

@somemeansfish8987

Жыл бұрын

@@NOOBSLAYER-cw3gd You assume their are still people who don't know about Morbey?They say the universe is incomprehensibly large but is that even possible?

@hamaljay

Жыл бұрын

Your cultural references are not understood.

7:25 I could loop this all day.

"the Indian troops raised the British flag over the German colony on African soil"💀

7:54 "The Hunley sank for the last time" Not to worry submarines can be drained and people can be replaced so there is still hope

@kyledavis4890

Жыл бұрын

Actually, I think I remember reading that they found it recently. I think the plan was to raise it and put it in the Smithsonian, but I don't know if it ever happened... I've been out of touch with the archeological field for too long now.

@ntfoperative9432

Жыл бұрын

@@kyledavis4890 yes, it was raised a cleaned out of silt so it could be properly displayed

@eldorados_lost_searcher

Жыл бұрын

@@kyledavis4890 I think they're still desalinating it so it doesn't crumble from the massive corrosion it's suffered.

You know I thought it was a Dr. Bees reference when you said 'woefully unpopulated by bees. But I went something like ' nah why would he know about Dr. bees' Imagine my surprise when I saw you mention him later. I wonder how he died this time?

@BlueJayYT

Жыл бұрын

Probably machine gun fire

@LexYeen

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueJayYT Curse those metal bees and their entirely understandable immunity to Dr. Bees's bee-like charms.

“Polyaenus” was the best

Calling it the: 'Slightly above average' war.. got me with that one

A wise man was once asked "How long is an eternity?" He thought for a moment, before responding: Once, every BlueJay upload, a bird flies to the top of a 10 mile mountain and rubs it's plumage upon the mountain's peek. Only once the entire mountain has been worn down by this bird has an eternity elapsed.

@toobig7150

Жыл бұрын

damn thats deep

@meowmere64

Жыл бұрын

This is inaccurate, it really just, “once, every BlueJay upload, an eternity has passed.”

@ashholiday123

Жыл бұрын

People say that's a hell of a long time, I say, that's a hell of a bird.

@Redbird-dh7mu

Жыл бұрын

The mountain is also made of diamond.

@sigmasquadleader

Жыл бұрын

@@Redbird-dh7mu And that bird? Doctor Who.

The Hunley wasn’t made from a boiler, boilers used lapped construction and standard rivets. The Hunley was constructed using butted seams with an internal doubler and countersunk rivets. This was done to reduce drag in the water, it was a reasonably well thought out vessel for the technology available.

@sjs9698

Жыл бұрын

aside from the suicidal bomb-on-a-spear method of attack...

@notreallyhere67

Жыл бұрын

@@sjs9698 Yeah, it's a classic case of "race with what you got" as the first self-propelled torpedo didn't come about until 1871 or thereabouts :D

@arleccino1313

Жыл бұрын

A vehicle made by racist losers.

@halogod0298

Жыл бұрын

@@sjs9698 yea they miscalculated

@elroyscout

Жыл бұрын

Reasonably well thought out for a ship armed with high explosives at the end of a long stick.

As a female I can confirm, that your tactic to lure more of us thru fashion worked. (At least I found your channel through the weird history fashion video)

"Looks like someone's a little lost" one of my best fav lines in this video

The "Persian conversion excursion" made me laugh so hard

@Riverrat93

7 ай бұрын

Pure Genius.

I am instructor at the Navy’s Submarine School. I’ll be using your explanation of the CSS Hunley from now on when I teach Submarine History to the new sailors.

@jamesg1968

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't do that. He is actually wrong about many aspects of the Hunley and its evolution. Altough he is right about you can raise a sub and replace the crew. Most times. Given ideal conditions and a load of people and resources.

@blurb9319

8 ай бұрын

@@jamesg1968what about it is he wrong about? This is just from a cursory glance online, but everything seems to match up.

@yumad9830

4 ай бұрын

@@jamesg1968 Nothing he said was wrong.

"Slave loving land of traitors" new favorite channel

Here before the Roman Apologists

Excellent video! I can actually think of one earlier example of a "submarine" though, the USS Turtle, a submersible used by the United States in the Revolutionary War. Essentially, it was an insulated wooden barrel with a stick with a bomb on the end of it (similarly to the Hunley). The Turtle attempted several missions to sink British vessels on the Hudson River but was never successful.

@BlueJayYT

Жыл бұрын

That is very true! I remember learning about that from a TV show, Turn. Tis why I specified first 'successful' combat submarine!

@kiranclarke869

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueJayYT "successful" is pushing it a little

@LexYeen

Жыл бұрын

@@kiranclarke869 It sunk its target _and_ got a bunch of racists killed. Sounds successful enough to me.

@manuxx3543

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueJayYT Turn was so good compared to how unknown it is worldwide

@lachlanv.b.7783

Жыл бұрын

@@kiranclarke869 I mean it's a 1.0 KD for ships sunk with an unproven weapons system. Ignoring crew losses it was a pyrrhic victory

I always love his wholesome family friendly videos

@Bambisgf77

Жыл бұрын

Sarcasm? Hilarious content but wholesome family is a bit ….. stretch 💁🏻‍♀️

The Hunley is even funnier after the Titan debacle

In the Battle of Kwajalein (WW2 Pacific), the Japanese did all sorts of weird things to try and thwart the American advance on the island. One that comes to mind with this video took place at night. The Japanese used palm fronds held out in front of them to try and disguise their counter attack into American lines. The Americans were absolutely baffled the Japanese thought this would work and cut them down in huge numbers. Another, more grim tactic was to use Korean slaves dressed in white to try and draw Americans to shoot and expose their positions in the dark night. One Japenese officer even tried to fight a flamethrower with a fire extinguisher. It didn't end well for the Japanese officer.

''The Indians popped off more lead than a Detroit suburb'' -BlueJay 2022

Honestly, the "perhaps it was just a desperate attempt to remedy a battlefield woefully underpopulated by bees" bit is 1, probably a brand new sentence, and 2, my favorite sentence I've heard today. Whoever did the writing on this is AWESOME!

@SKC-uc7rw

Жыл бұрын

Look up harry partridge. Doctor bees is a fantastic series.

@bigmike9947

8 ай бұрын

12:44

Good news! I’m a lady and watched BECAUSE of the bonkers war tactics. The massive failure at Tanga was apparently quite brutal. My favourite war documentary included accounts from soldiers that were actually there. Most of the forces were people that were basically forced into a conflict for land they didn’t own or live on and had 0 control over or even voting rights on. Add to that that it was mainly dense jungle that they were unfamiliar with, and it was a goddamn massacre. Just running blind through the brush while you hear your comrades screaming in agony all around you.

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

Ай бұрын

that sucjs,

Okay but to think the Hunley was basically a primitive, unwitting kamikaze bomber, it done a pretty good job. It took out an entire naval vessel several miles off the coast in a single hit. If it was lowered to 1-2 crew members and consistently sank ships, as opposed to having full-on conflicts where an entire ship might fail to take down another, it'd probably be one of the more efficient tactics available for the time.

lady here! would love to see something between early edo period fashion, OR the most brutal ways to torture people through history! if you take that latter option, scaphism, the (probably not true) practice of forcefeeding people money and milk while theyre trapped between boats, then GIVING them the boats, and dumping them in a swamp to be horrifically devoured alive by insects would be an excellent addition.

@marycae

Жыл бұрын

@@CoochSmooch sometimes, the two are even connected! yippee!

@Black-Sun_Kaiser

Жыл бұрын

@@CoochSmooch agreed

@Lily-ed8fl

Жыл бұрын

@@CoochSmooch i showed my friends this, and they still make fun of me with it. thanks!

@midladder

Жыл бұрын

Pick me much

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

Ай бұрын

interesting

Tanga in Filipino means idiot, so the Battle of Tanga is pretty accurate for the British side. Also, it's pretty ironic that the machine gun used against the Brits was actually designed by Brits.

@HauntedXXXPancake

8 ай бұрын

'Tanga' in German means 'G-String' (The Underwear). I can't think of a way in which that may reflect on the Battle.

@justinsanchez3286

8 ай бұрын

@@HauntedXXXPancake the Brits got their ass cheeks clapped, so there's that

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

Ай бұрын

lol

During world war II, an Italian fort was Captured by Charles Leclerc (French general), although they had almost no equipement, and only one canon... They moved it from place to place to make Italian believe they had plenty, so the Italians (Well equiped, and that was'nt exhausted by travelling though desert) surrender XD

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

Ай бұрын

lol

As a resident of Alabama, I am honored to have my state credited with the creation of the worlds first successful combat submarine.

Seriously humiliating how the Hunley lost to a target that was incapable of fighting back

@justinsanchez3286

Жыл бұрын

>Sinks enemy ship and kills 5 enemy sailors >Loses submarine and entire crew Mission Failed Successfully

@jj02mc27

Жыл бұрын

@@justinsanchez3286 > approaches defenseless ship with boom stick > hits it in the explosive-filled cargo section > refuses to elaborate >sinks

@The_Tech_Priest

Жыл бұрын

@@jj02mc27 truly an Chad u boot tactic

@shinydewott

Жыл бұрын

@@justinsanchez3286 “don’t blame me, there was no ‘return alive’ at the mission briefing”

@lupohutchington269

Жыл бұрын

Think it as the first american kamikaze submarine

In 657 during the battle of Siffin, pages of Qu'ran were ripped and put in front of spears against Saint Ali and his army. This caused the winning side to immidiently stop fighting as to not destroy the pages of the holy book. Its very similar to the egyptian example you gave.

@HellbirdIV

Жыл бұрын

Coalition forces should've thought of that. Don't have to rip out the pages, just mount a bookshelf full of Qur'ans to the side of the Humvees and Land Rovers.

@generalquack9844

Жыл бұрын

@@HellbirdIV paper is mightier than the IED

@alexanderrobins7497

Жыл бұрын

After Alexander The Great died, his mother Olympus and one of Alexander’s step mother’s raised armies to fight each other for political power. (I think the issue was about Alexander’s successor.) When the other army saw they were ordered to kill the women who gave birth to Alexander The Great, they threw down their weapons and changed sides. Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History did a five hour podcast episode about it which was fascinating and perfect for the road trip I was on.

@user-cw3wm9lx7w

Ай бұрын

@@HellbirdIV lol

Ha ha here's another BlueJay joke that aged like fine wine 5:47

@kinman3051

9 ай бұрын

Been looking for this kind of comment

@Hifuutorian

8 ай бұрын

Lmaaoo

That's like employing dozens of Jesus's lookalikes into the war against the crusaders

6:56 as a native of Columbus, Ohio I'll testify that everyone sounds just like that, I sound like that

@carlaconnolly6038

Жыл бұрын

Down in Ohio Swag like Ohio

@craftyalmighty6646

Жыл бұрын

Only in ohio💀

I don't come here just for the war tactics, i also, like most women, like that dancing bird. i would add a squeak or two tho. edit: and thank you for not talking about that Egyptian crocodile dung face mask thing again. its a bummer.

History, satire, military history, vulgarities, and esoterc references make this my new favorite channel!

As a female I love learning about crazy ways people died :)

Blue jay: damn 90% men Not enough

@BlueJayYT

Жыл бұрын

no more, please, I can't breath

Hearing the opinion on Missouri as a Missourian made me think "how dare you" and "very true" at the same time. Definitely not the state for everyone with all of the bendy roads still good enough to make you car sick and weather that nobody seems to be capable of predicting.

@bugbear2001

Жыл бұрын

We might have St Louis, but at least we don't have Chicago!

I live in Charleston and so the Hunley is pretty famous, and so I thought of submarine warfare I thought of both civil war and ww1 when you mentioned submarines lol.

I wonder if bluejay discussed ironclads in another video, very very interesting part of the civil war. The presubmarine, submarines. I loved the southern sailors yeehawing as they died btw, got a kick out of it.

I was invested into a series for 3 days and as soon as I seen “blue jay” I clicked it😂 he cracks me up

@BlueJayYT

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha thank you! What series did I beat out?

@whyops9862

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueJayYT Breaking Bad

@Menno_3

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueJayYT Better Call Saul for me

@littleshopofhorrors6573

Жыл бұрын

@@BlueJayYT Tks mantis (fallout lore creator)

@OpoOnTheGo

Жыл бұрын

It's short for BlueJason

Never thought I’d be terrified of a bee lighting a cigar, taking a strong puff and then proceeding to tell me how lost I am.

I wish more of my classmates saw these. Your videos are great

@BlueJayYT

10 ай бұрын

give me their addresses and I'll find them

@larryalvares1369

10 ай бұрын

@@BlueJayYT unfortunately for me, one of my classmates went to Missouri once :/

As a girl who loves history, war-related videos on this channel are my absolute favourite

I love the idea that towing a mine was too dangerous so obviously the thing to do was put it on a long stick.

The ending statement reminds me of a motto I imagined about my own interest in history that “history should be about how people lived, and not how they died. We all die the same way after all”

@RipRLeeErmey

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't call dying to artillery fire and dying in your sleep the "same way"

@wjzav1971

Жыл бұрын

I think there is a difference in dying to bees or to Persians swarming you with cats.

@stephen3164

Жыл бұрын

Bees. Always the bees.

@Flaschenteufel

Жыл бұрын

ehh pretty much more important how people died or this war thing will haunt us forever

08:10 laugh so hard!

7:14 I am replaying this and every time I am dying with laughter

"I think you missed a golden opportunity with a CATapult." Had me rolling!

@brendaeli557

Жыл бұрын

Shutthefukup and grab the kittens!!! lmao! 🤣

@DippfaceHQ

Жыл бұрын

@@brendaeli557 *GRAB THE FUCKING KITTENS PULVESIUS*

3:36 holy fuck you are hilarious

Wow was not expecting that Missouri roast 😂

This channel has everything I love! Birds, history explained with animations, and most importantly, a deep seeded hatred of the state i live in! Thank you youtube algorithm!

As a native Missourian, who grew up in St. Louis, I can confirm that's exactly what we do. (Moved out of the state very early in adult-life, and will never go back...)

I lost it earrrllyyy on this one 🤣 "Persian Conversion Excursion" whatttttt 💀

I honestly love the way you talk, idk what i like about it but it is perfect. Joke delivery is tight and crisp

Jay took every opportunity to dunk on the Confederacy he could and I am here for it

@BlueJayYT

Жыл бұрын

🎵Away down south in the land of traitors! 🎵

@kingofflamingos4344

Жыл бұрын

Got to make sure certain folks know they aren't in good company cause of this one half ass achievement.

Dude whatever your doing, somehow you'll suprise me everytime. All jokes hit and its always a uniqely fun experience to watch your videos. keep it going

@YourMomLivesHere

Жыл бұрын

And now, much like Blue still waiting for his dad to return, we wait for him. Tis a sad state.

Getting attacked by bees while under MG fire got to sting.

If the Hunley hadn't sunk itself, General Sherman would've had to continue his March *into* the Sea!

10:06 I feel personally attacked

@WhosCurtio

Жыл бұрын

Same 😔

HES BACKKKK

Bro i forgot my daily conflict of nations login and ur sponsor reminded me

@kinman3051

9 ай бұрын

Awesome. Good to see another Missouri hater

As someone from Columbus, Ohio I can confirm we do, in fact, talk like old-salt sailors from the 17th century

7:20 holy fuck

My favorite thing about the Hunley is that it basically used the same strategy that Japanese infantry used during the Soviet push at the end of WW2: a bomb on a stick. Simple, elegant, suicidal. Perfect.

Persian Conversion Excursion that killed me

“Oh no we brought cats. We always bring cats” “Grab the kittens! Grab the fucking kittens!” Heh That sounds like me tbh

3:57 woah, dem Egyptians so scared they fled all the way to Tennessee

@carlaconnolly6038

Жыл бұрын

There's a town in Egypt called Memphis

@creatinerd

Жыл бұрын

@@carlaconnolly6038 I know, that was the Joke. Memphis, Tennessee

"More lead in all directions than a Detroit suburb" caught me completely off guard and I love it

I laugh so hard watching your videos. Thank you for the brevity in these trying times.

The shade being thrown at the fucking South is phenomenal.