You make my antidepressants ineffective

@c0d380

4 жыл бұрын

prestige wurlwide simp daddy has pinned you, does that make you a simp?

@remubruh8896

4 жыл бұрын

@@c0d380 mhm very

@the-letter_s

4 жыл бұрын

@@c0d380 pinned to a wall owo

@saki453

4 жыл бұрын

*good*

@DingDangJon

4 жыл бұрын

F

Favourite comment ever made when related to this channel is "Sam, you are the only person who birthed a child while also being a Virgin" Which is incredibly fitting as this is how you spend your freetime

@PageAaron

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know it's his child?

@superbtrilogy5049

4 жыл бұрын

@@PageAaron He doesn't know have to ask the OG who made that comment

@helmetguy2

4 жыл бұрын

Superb Trilogy what

@CynicalZeke

4 жыл бұрын

Now that’s some Virgin Mary shit right there 😁

@Sashige

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like my comment 💀

I don't think he was simping hard enough, he went full incel.

@arro2546

4 жыл бұрын

J. D. M. So women have value?

@Jack-iv1ed

4 жыл бұрын

@J. D. M. Incel

@eggeggeggegg6019

4 жыл бұрын

@J. D. M. Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text that you copy will be saved here.Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.Touch and hold a clip to pin it. Unpinned clips will be deleted after 1 hour.Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

@mamayapapaya2303

4 жыл бұрын

Most incels start out as simps

@KhoaLe-uc2ny

4 жыл бұрын

@@mamayapapaya2303 true

This is just a YandereDev documentary isn't it

@eggeggeggegg6019

4 жыл бұрын

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@hhnoyeet342

4 жыл бұрын

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@notagachachannel4508

4 жыл бұрын

Imfodjsodisidiotdidhdhslikelsjssokveryfudyhdmuch

@Arsonire

4 жыл бұрын

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@stanleysmooth

4 жыл бұрын

Are ya codin' son?

“I made this guy as *genetically unfortunate* as possible”

@PatriotDank

4 жыл бұрын

Sam just created himself ingame

@lovecraftscat3987

4 жыл бұрын

Makes him look like a jew

@joesssaucey

4 жыл бұрын

god talking about me:

@picturebypicture3598

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Redman he looks like a old version of ice age baby

@analogueapples

4 жыл бұрын

lol I know this guy, a gamer who always talks how many girlfriends he has and likes arguing about stuff, especially about gaming, American politics like Trump and atheism, although he lives in an atheist country that is not the US

Charborg: "I forced a loser to live with a chad in the sims 4" Sam: "S I M P FOR S C I E N C E"

@tyronebigboned6078

4 жыл бұрын

Wizard Hans i just watched that video too lol

@kipper-7273

4 жыл бұрын

I was just about to bring that up lol. Sam doesnt have a fire outro tho

@megazoid6573

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyronebigboned6078 same!

@ChimeraLotietheBunny

Жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@mr_neo2004

Жыл бұрын

Yes lol

"If you ain't Pimping you Simping my boi"-my grandfather before he yeeted from a heart stroke

@Sephaos

4 жыл бұрын

420rip grandpa

@Guaguadeath

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeyeeted to death

@rwbyistrash603

4 жыл бұрын

Says yeeted in 2020 and has a hat kid pfp I think this guy was the grandfather

@paidchinesespy9838

4 жыл бұрын

@@rwbyistrash603 Nah my bro this just my old YT account b4 I got drafted -Love from Estonia

@tdthedevilsrighthand712

4 жыл бұрын

Someone unlike this once, please.

Okay... he's either a simp or running a very successful pimping business.

@patrickcollier9393

4 жыл бұрын

Christopher Duncan idk she went to kiss his hands and he said “hoe get yo hands off me”

@freelancedentist9480

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a simping business

You’ve heard of Sam’s Incels. Now get ready for Sam’s Simps

@nicholasstilley2370

4 жыл бұрын

Good reference too r/samsincels

@luizfelipedeoliveiraandrad888

4 жыл бұрын

The SS?

@nicholasstilley2370

4 жыл бұрын

@@luizfelipedeoliveiraandrad888 even better

@eypick6987

4 жыл бұрын

Parker G, simp taxonomy is truly interesting

@baghoulthefool9623

4 жыл бұрын

Parker G This is dumb as fuck but: The Samps

My wife’s boyfriends no longer lets me sleep inside😢

@ren4issance-754

4 жыл бұрын

F

@notasoviet1016

4 жыл бұрын

Boyfriends? As in multiple?

@nicechoicee

4 жыл бұрын

@@notasoviet1016 I think the issues are already pretty bad overall

@nicechoicee

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeremy Helgason only true intellectuals can put an image into words and still get the joke 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😤😎

@Chimera144

4 жыл бұрын

This isn't funny any more I've seen so many people use the my wife's boyfriend joke so many times

If anyone wants to know the mod he used for the sims 4 is called “Extreme violence” by sacrificial mods

@HomersIlliad

4 жыл бұрын

Not being a Sims player myself, my first thought was "omg they let you do that in Sims?"

@naruto2382

4 жыл бұрын

.

@moto_bunny3492

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks I was wondering what it was

@spinx2273

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I haven't played Sims since the first one back in the day - I was pretty shocked at the turn things took. It was literally not even a possibility in my mind lol. Thanks for naming the mod for me!

@gram.

3 жыл бұрын

@@HomersIlliad same tbh hahaa, I didn't even know modding sims was possible

"I made this man as genetically unfortunate as possible" nah Sam, you just made an Italian.

@stocchinet

4 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked, mamma mia

@flippisni

4 жыл бұрын

It's Mr Bean

@candyeyed5384

4 жыл бұрын

OH NO-

@getlost7781

4 жыл бұрын

he looks more german tbh

@Bheiroze

3 жыл бұрын

it's not like that, dude. No italian will wear flip flops with socks. It's like a mortal sin for us

wasnt convinced he was a simp until i saw him running orb sorceress. weak. now he has to go simp to Akara so he can respec to blizz.

@jannazarowny8157

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hello loot lord

@cøle1312

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, the Loot Lord has come down to mingle with the rats and chads.

@omegs

4 жыл бұрын

i dont understand a singe word of this, get a like!

@Starwarsfan1guy

4 жыл бұрын

huh

@r3created414

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

I appreciate the truck into scream cut

@hivemind2158

4 жыл бұрын

Indeimaus wait a minute… I think I’ve seen you before

@almostaleonsandwich

4 жыл бұрын

Ay my man watching Sam too? Fuck yeah, love you dude

@bfrizzx9167

3 жыл бұрын

6:55 it got me

@igotjinxed2994

3 жыл бұрын

Look who showed up here.

@xOhrwurm

3 жыл бұрын

I dont appreciate your wording.

“You either die a simp, or live long enough to see yourself become the incel”

@nej6246

3 жыл бұрын

Nice, I'm stealing this

Ironically, simping works as the best strategy in The Sims.

@gram.

3 жыл бұрын

I bet it would work irl too, if only I was one a them big hunky chiseled Chads

Yeah, yeah, make fun of him. The joke is on you, 20 more years of this and he will achieve immortality

@Apotheosister

4 жыл бұрын

Ive heard of this one before, A young man named Matt kept his virginity forever causing him to live longer than his co-workers and bosses.

@yungmarko1312

4 жыл бұрын

Broski why do I feel so attacked

@Apotheosister

4 жыл бұрын

Ha you're a virgin.

Plothole: The Dell at 2:47 changes back into his old computer at 2:52. You call this good writing, I spit on you ne'er-do-well!!!

@justinholt7059

4 жыл бұрын

By Jones he’s cracked the code!

@WilliamDell95

4 жыл бұрын

The me changes back to his old computer? Sheeeeit

KZreadr: I'ma make this guy as genetically unfortunate as possible. Me: oh...that kinda looks like me

@FirstnameLastname-es1ko

4 жыл бұрын

Do you really think so? I mean technically this guy isn’t *extremely* unfortunate looking, just slightly below average. That’s perfectly okay as long you’re not like this guy personality wise😂

@solus8685

4 жыл бұрын

F

@silverdays2909

4 жыл бұрын

1 like = 1 prayer

@captainitalia811

3 жыл бұрын

F

@gram.

3 жыл бұрын

@@FirstnameLastname-es1ko slightly below average.................

6:55 Myrtle Wilson gets brutally killed in a collision with Jay Gatsby’s yellow car. (1924, colorized)

@fearm424

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@1kgoodman261

4 жыл бұрын

But the car was black

Finally someone has simulated an accurate Ethan Klein in Sims.

@spookysock

4 жыл бұрын

Haha i love ethan too tho

@patriotslover1014

4 жыл бұрын

@@spookysock I don't think he meant that as a compliment.

@funnyspoon5120

4 жыл бұрын

@@patriotslover1014 Ethan is gay lol

@megan7788

4 жыл бұрын

⚰

@spookysock

4 жыл бұрын

@@patriotslover1014 yup thats the best part😂

This is the quality content I subscribed for. This and Gerald screaming in Jewish and clinging on to a briefcase of fat stacks. 3 bricks 1-2-3 count’em **proceeds to get run over**

@blasphererio

4 жыл бұрын

which video is Gerald screaming in Jewish a reference to?

@JohnCarpentersSciFiHorrorClass

4 жыл бұрын

blasphererio sams subrosa vids

@blasphererio

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnCarpentersSciFiHorrorClass thanks, man

@cirkleobserver3217

4 жыл бұрын

The sub rosa vids are definitely some of his best content.

It's like a Tarantino film, long unneeded character development then everyone dies.

@user-nf4jy3rg4g

3 жыл бұрын

And also the movie is 3 hours long and nothing happens Edit: only at the begining and at the end

@realbr1koo

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-nf4jy3rg4g Well, sure those movies arent made for retards. If you dont understand the intentions behind the conversations you just dont understand good cinema.

@anattempttomakecontent776

3 жыл бұрын

@@realbr1koo chill its a joke dude its an exaggeration of there being little action in the middle of tha movie

"The simp" looks like al Capone

@MetaGiga

3 жыл бұрын

Those are some nice cement shoes you’re wearing there, Sam. You planning on taking a swim?

@aa-sg6ji

3 жыл бұрын

Y'know sam, we here gonna put it straigh to ya... right through that lovely chrome dome of yours.

*Simping is a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it.*

@virtualmartini

4 жыл бұрын

That's not true. Nobody has to do it.

@meebz0rp

4 жыл бұрын

It aint much, but its honest work

@LordVader1094

4 жыл бұрын

@@meebz0rp You got the first part correct, at least.

"eastern european man" i feel both attacked and represented

@maxweisel9027

4 жыл бұрын

@Sightless_Seeker pretty sure he says eastern european

@martinlozanov400

4 жыл бұрын

We are the most handsome of nations.

If I looked like that man, I'd do everything in my power to be a revolver wielding detective or a mafioso (the old school kind, not the kind with Stands named after famous musical artists), rather than wearing lederhosen. If you're going to wear lederhosen you should get the correct hat.

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

Here before someone spams oraloral

@pikayune9848

4 жыл бұрын

Ora Ora ora

@WickedPhase

4 жыл бұрын

ora ora ora

@The_Ultimate_Faker

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be cool with being either kind tbh

"And then he commit Sudoku" dying

Such a weird "draw my life"

"comitted Sudoku" Damn he can play Sudoku now what a simp lord

@RoscoeSweatsuit

4 жыл бұрын

Wait. . I play Sudoku 😓😓

@Apotheosister

4 жыл бұрын

Damn I'm so sorry you're life came to that.

@ashenwuss1651

4 жыл бұрын

@@RoscoeSweatsuit Better get a job a Wall Street, or sumthin

We’ve lost CallMeCarson, we can’t loose Sam we need to band together against the simps.

@johnwerner69

4 жыл бұрын

Kranky Kroodle what

@kingbrit4583

4 жыл бұрын

Callmecarson is taking a break.

@MeanAndPristine

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up band kid

@NateAintScrd

4 жыл бұрын

And idubbbzz

@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60

4 жыл бұрын

Puppu Jinks spittin straight fax doe 😳😳😳

6:54 Perfectly cut screams

Damn bro you can't just leaks idubbbz's house like that

@TheRespectedMan

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@manchild3437

4 жыл бұрын

hEs NoT lEaKs IdDuBbbZ's hOuSe bRo hEs LeAkS pEwDs HoUWSe lOlOlOlOloololOlOlOLOlOlOlOLoLol

@martyrsaint

4 жыл бұрын

Man Child what?

@index1095

4 жыл бұрын

@@manchild3437 do u fart?

@haruhirogrimgar6047

4 жыл бұрын

Claiming it was Aqua's house would have been more relevant to this channel :P

“For science” im sure you didnt just want a place for people like me to live

Your character looks like Ethan from H3. You know, the self-proclaimed "Chad" that had to go to Israel to marry the first woman he lost his virginity to.

@kkimberlyedwardss

Жыл бұрын

He didn’t lose it to hila tho? Also you’re mad weird for that. Y’all just be saying anything.

@base21

3 ай бұрын

The projecting from this comment is amazing

You've inspired me to become an alcoholic, thank you.

Oh heavens the simp has fallen in love with the e-girl

I’m starting to think General Sam has some unresolved issues with women.

@cheese5081

4 жыл бұрын

What makes you say that? Isn't this how you're suppose to treat women?

@DovahKanye

4 жыл бұрын

Just what a simp would say.

@JohnDoe-eg5ob

4 жыл бұрын

@Imperial Judesmen138 wow, very underrated comment

@tyson0077halo

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-eg5ob no seriously 😂

@bobbyhill1110

4 жыл бұрын

@Natasha simp

When the simp looks identical to you and general sam slaps "Genetically unfortunate" ontop of it Feelsbadman

@basileusgaming7047

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit poor dude

I mean to be fair this guy is literally living the life of a harem anime protagonist,living with a bunch of hot girls in the same house but never really banging any of them,it's every weeb's dream! EDIT:I just made it to the end of the video and it turns out this wasn't like any harem anime,this was School Days...

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

Shool Days was harem tho

@eggeggeggegg6019

4 жыл бұрын

school days was horror

@hhnoyeet342

4 жыл бұрын

I died of ligma sorry

@THExRISER

4 жыл бұрын

@@ammagon4519 Yeah I said this wasn't *any* harem anime...

@ammagon4519

4 жыл бұрын

@@THExRISER well sorry :(

My wifes boyfriend bought me Sims 4 cant wait to finaly sleep with a woman in there

@brittanygreen127

4 жыл бұрын

Dominik Wittmann glad to see refreshing new content, idubbbz

I appreciate how Sam’s criticism even targets a variety of games. The LoL critique hit the 14 year old me differently than my absent father.

@maxweII_demon

4 жыл бұрын

oooh self burn. those are rare!

He went from simp to aggresive incel real quick

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

he redpilled fast

"Genetically unfortunate" is my new tagline

The simp has fallen in love with the E-girl

@itsyaboiguzma

4 жыл бұрын

In Lego City

@Luka-Noctiluka

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsyaboiguzma Hey

@espalorp3286

4 жыл бұрын

THESIMPHASFALLENINTOTHERIVERINLEGOCITY

@jonsnow4927

4 жыл бұрын

No e girls EVER!

@FrederickHohenzollern

4 жыл бұрын

Shrek memes, best memes

"then committed sodoku" -general sam

The simp looks kinda fresh with the fedora ngl

"I've made this man as genetically unfortunate as possible". Says the walking reason why eugenics exists.

@eggsbruhnadict4298

3 жыл бұрын

Omg that was so good

every time sam makes a character that's "as genetically unfortunate as possible" why is it that it look's like him in 5 years

@actualteddybear891

4 жыл бұрын

It's him trying to come to terms with it.

I declare today as the national Sims day. I watched Charborgs new Sims vid and now this. It’s beautiful.

*"I made this guy as genetically unfortunate as possible"* He just look french

4:59 made me almost cry of laughter

King of Incels uses human test subjects to study the new Novel Simp virus (circa 2020).

Mans out here copying Charborg lmao

@GeneralSam

4 жыл бұрын

i aint even ashamed of it, i wish i could be as funny as charborgg

@Flayer768

4 жыл бұрын

Crota 0100 bruh I was bouta say the same exact thing

@davidshen801

4 жыл бұрын

@@GeneralSam yeah imma level with you chief you checked that box off a long time ago

@TonyTony..

4 жыл бұрын

Man tried re-imperfect Dale.

@Jahsizzl9

4 жыл бұрын

I’m good with it they both funny

“I need to make the most grotesque man possible” *Designs himself*

Please do more! This has been one of the best things I've watched all week. Super funny. I had to watch it again once I got out of work.

"Simpson" in Nordic Germanic cultures mean "son of Simp" like Jonson. Simpsons were on the joke long before anyone else.

Sam : creates simp Also sam : makes him have the most Jewish features

@walterusalbus

4 жыл бұрын

he might be based

@haydenlawrie7130

4 жыл бұрын

Pepperoni Pizza Nose check

@hplovecraft3112

4 жыл бұрын

Pepperoni Pizza But Sam is Jewish himself

@rustyshackleford5058

4 жыл бұрын

@@hplovecraft3112 And so is Adam Friedland

@Jack-iv1ed

4 жыл бұрын

He looks more like a virgin turkish or bulgarian guy rather than jewish, he doesn't look jewish at all lol

“Simpulation” Instant like. The writing is always spot on Sam.

Have you ever had those videos recommended and be like "what the hell is this?" And then you clicked on it and instantly are like "yeah, I'm glad I clicked on this." Obviously, this is one of those videos.

Tarkov: gets popular Sam: dat sims tho

Sam, is this... how much of this is meant to be a Vlog of your life as a married man? ... you okay buddy?

@ThePhantom4516

4 жыл бұрын

sam has killed 6 women

Your Sim looks like a mobster from The Loony Toons

*Beginning:* Light hearted spoof of simp "culture" *End:* Lithuania

Saint Elliot's Revenge: The Simpening

Innit funny how the simp character looks like sam in 10 years

your content is so unique, I love the humour, the creativity and the editing. It’s all very good :)

Bro , I love the fuck out of your channel , it’s gotten me through some tough shit , love your stuff man

Rat Lord Sam the Third, carson is gone, Become God.

Hey guys Elliot Rogers here.....

I like your camera/visual style. That sharp, a bit low framey video. Nice vibe.

Hands down the best vid of 2020, can't change my mind.

That depressing dark souls music at 5:03 and 5:25 was perfect lol

@funa6968

4 жыл бұрын

that's like the only hopeful sounding track in all of ds1

@Guaguadeath

4 жыл бұрын

Yet it Still manages to be hopelessly depressing

2:33 Corona-chan is that you? This vid a whole commentary on the SIMP-le life.

For some reason, this is one of the funniest videos ive seen of yours. Need more please lmao

Why does it sound like Sam relates to this man?

Sam playing sims.... I've been waiting for this day forever, my depression is cured thank u sir

I did not expect to see a simp ever retaliate, but today, that scenario was more than just complete...

I still remember when this channel had like 10K subscribers and I was asphyxiating watching your SKyrim play-through. Sam you are a magnificent, based bastard and I love you.

That ending took a fucking turn, holy shit.

That "Simp"son's joke really caught me off guard.

Is this just the charborg Sims video rebranded

I think this one touched close to home... I might take up smoking again.

So basically he started as a simp then turned into a Elliot Rogers in the end

ah, my favorite game. The Simps 4

Gerald slaving away at the computer moderating twitch

This is honestly one of the best generalsam videos

The fire link theme is soo good I love when you have Dark Souls music in your videos.

Everyone stay bless, safe, and health. Great video Sam!

@lukev5929

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Levin medical simp

Bruh simping hard or hardly Simping? Haha up top my dude!

0:29 me watching the demon manifest itself in the doorway behind Sam

This was comedy GOLD iv been inn tears the whole video from laughing

Are we gonna talk about how high the sharpness is in the irl parts

A Sims video from Sam was the last thing I expected.

"I made this man as genetically unfortunate as possible" nah Sam, you just made an Italian. "The simp" looks like al Capone. If this was uploaded during the Costra Nostra days, we would found Sam floating by the dock. Those are some nice cement shoes you’re wearing there, Sam. You planning on taking a swim? Y'know sam, we here gonna put it straigh to ya... right through that lovely chrome dome of yours.

5:44 ds1 firelink music, well played. I've had to listen to it for hours npw

Next episode: From simp to Chad

What an incredibly detailed and accurate recreation of Idubbbz daily life. He would post a positive comment, but he's been relegated to the living room with his Switch for the rest of the night.

we need more of this

Dude idk why but this was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while 😂