Sam fails to do honest work in a videogame where honest work is literally the only thing you 𝘤𝘢𝘯 do.

@xcmodev1558

4 жыл бұрын

_this is the way_

@moistmeathateroffurries8621

4 жыл бұрын

That can scares me and idk why

@MeatHusk

3 жыл бұрын

Subbed

@bluffcityquietpills

Жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment of all time

"Create a new vegetable" Monsanto:"SEE? THIS GUY GETS IT!"

@ewwpoorpeople5684

4 жыл бұрын

FINALLY! A GOOD REASON FOR FARMING SIMS! let’s make twenty more but the only difference is the color of the new vegetable

what a thumbnail ♥

@derpsterdmad2755

4 жыл бұрын

Yo it's our favorite Australian boy. Wowee.

@theorangebear5809

4 жыл бұрын

U still doing the dnd podcast

@StraboSE

4 жыл бұрын

Autism Cat is my hero.

@N0RTHCULT

4 жыл бұрын

Wilburgur I didn’t know my dad watched my other dad hi dad!

@hux225

4 жыл бұрын

Wowee

Really interesting that this game also has specific character classes to play as. Cornell- Pros: Very good at forced labor, innate 80% resistance to sunburns Cons: -40% Credit debuff Sam Goldberg- Pros: 120% Credit buff, starts off with 15% more cash Cons: Will constantly complain if made to do any sort of work

@vanzyl2547

4 жыл бұрын

You cant say the S word thats raaaciiist

@Nightmare1z

4 жыл бұрын

@@vanzyl2547 sunburn?

@quinnmishich8692

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nightmare1z No. S for Sam

“Mysteriously lose 180 points on my credit score”

@siyacer

4 жыл бұрын

You mean social credit?

@ABadCheetah

4 жыл бұрын

Im not alone

@matiaslema1163

4 жыл бұрын

yeah I'm not apologizing for pausing

@godpleasehelpme5336

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get that part

@aztrovoidj4100

3 жыл бұрын

@@godpleasehelpme5336 good, that means you are not anti-semitic

Sam preserves the legacy of his ancestors by once again perpetuating the slave trade

@austrianpainterhidingfromt5920

4 жыл бұрын

That one takes some out of the way researching to get, but it's a classic.

@bromotech54

4 жыл бұрын

ay tony...

@seamusriley3532

4 жыл бұрын

@@bromotech54 AYY TONE

@memegazer

4 жыл бұрын

General Same I am your biggest fan...please notice me!!!!!!!!!!

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

4 жыл бұрын

How can he be doing it again if he's always doing it.

My brothers literally buy every new farming sim every year, I don’t understand their reasoning but every time I ask they throw hay bales at me.

@Aemond2024

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 good luck with them pal

@eelco8800

4 жыл бұрын

@@Aemond2024 thumbs up for the name bro

@LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME

4 жыл бұрын

Wow they must be really strong if they can do that

@Ashathefree8

4 жыл бұрын

Our hay bales are (relatively) light, usually varying 50-55 pounds, but if the bales are made of damper stuff it can weigh as much as 80 pounds.

@Slowbunaga

4 жыл бұрын

Assert dominance and throw the baler at them.

"what's the best cure for stress?" > Shows tarkov clips I think that is one of my major causes of stress

@msharmall7298

4 жыл бұрын

Tarkov is a cruel mistress

I approve of this title

@elgato202

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

@GentleMannOfHats

4 жыл бұрын

@Smoov Cat It doesn't work like that but okay.

@adygombos4469

4 жыл бұрын

@Smoov Cat Very edgy. I bet all the other 4th graders died of laughter when you first said it.

@carlwheezerofsouls3273

4 жыл бұрын

@Smoov Cat jesus christ, if you had any friends they would have walked out of the room when you said that.

@maxluong2

4 жыл бұрын

@Smoov Cat We're getting beers after work right, man?

"Honey, hold the camera. I need to make a pose for my video thumbnail." -Sam 2020

@deadfrombluntguts5008

4 жыл бұрын

You honestly think this manchild has a wife?

@CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald

4 жыл бұрын

Dead From Blunt Guts yes, he trapped her because she was forced to be with him on the bus in high school

@F_lippy

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadfrombluntguts5008 even worse.. this RAT has a child!!!

@thedesertfox3932

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, this comment section is epic

@Gj_ow

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadfrombluntguts5008 he neglects his family for the gamer lifestyle. as he should

Can't wait for the South African expansion where it essentially becomes a tower defence game.

"I aint playing it because it's a good game, I'm playing it because it's a *free* game" Spoken like a true jew Sam.

@thedude8526

4 жыл бұрын

Well he is a self proclaimed rat so it only makes sense.

@grantn4898

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh this guy has my pfp?

@thechunkiestmonkey6887

3 жыл бұрын

@@grantn4898 it was my Instagram pfp awhile back

never thought farming could be so arousing...

@von...

4 жыл бұрын

yo did you go through a label to get the official artist page mark or did you contact youtube on your own behalf?

@SeanG6

4 жыл бұрын

@@von... I used Distrokid which is a music distributor. I have all my music on Apple Music and Spotify, it was 10$ a year.

@von...

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeanG6 ahh yeah I am very familiar with distokid, I just have not taken the plunge yet and didnt know that the verified youtube channel was a part of it. I have been sticking with soundcloud for the last 5 years just building things up and perfecting the craft before uploading to spotify and whatnot since it is way more permanent to upload on those platforms vs soundcloud where i can swap out the audio on stuff at will vs it being a final upload.

Each and everyone of us are part of sam's seed, together we will impregnate the modern world with his godly ideals.

@dylanbrewer8605

4 жыл бұрын

Lets go on a crusade against Rebbeca O'connar and her pathetic excuse of a field brother.

@kungfujesus1874

4 жыл бұрын

OOOORAAHHHHHH

@thelordofforeheads2839

4 жыл бұрын

You’ve made the worst comment, good job

@Joawlisdoingfine

4 жыл бұрын

Jethro THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING LOVECRAFTIAN........

@tfwthelsdkicksin6083

4 жыл бұрын

Is this supposed to be good or bad?

"Its high time I create rather than destroy." You do have a child right?

@rezorteclipez4517

4 жыл бұрын

He did

@tadhgmcelligott3693

4 жыл бұрын

In the words of alex jones "destroy the child"

@davisjames8484

4 жыл бұрын

Sam: "Oh yeah..forgot."

@dome2919

4 жыл бұрын

Childs destroy happiness It's all they do

"Mysteriously lose 180 points on my credit score" Oy, and dare I say, vey.

@boomdini9744

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes a fellow Israel enthusiast like myself

@jacobnewcombe5367

4 жыл бұрын

*L’CHAIM*

Glad to see that you still apply that *RAT* mindset to all aspects of life. *MAXIMISE PROFITS USING ALL AVAILABLE TACTICS* (including indentured servitude)

@america8706

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's anti-semetic(sarcasm)

@yourlocalpunkposer8107

4 жыл бұрын

get out noobie

@xcmodev1558

4 жыл бұрын

Yo my frend Sam kinda a Ferengi tho

“WE ARE NOT AT THE RIGHT ELEVATION FOR CEDAR” I’m dead

@hendrik6720

4 жыл бұрын

he constantly claims to be dumb...

"Should of done it by hand we have the personnel" "We have Cornell"

"Remember that Sheriff guy from Zombie Show?" that sentence was full of so much 'idgaf'

@jonboy318ownzatDO

4 жыл бұрын

But everyone knew exactly what show and who he was talking about lol

@neb519

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonboy318ownzatDO yeah but the way he said it was like he didn't give a crap about the show lol

Sam's seed being spread so elegantly has me spreading my seed like a barbarian.

@AMG-316

4 жыл бұрын

Niiiiccceee 😶

Sam only did this to cover up the small child in his basement

7:08 Cornell sure runs fast when he heads towards that cotton field

@PotionOfProof

4 жыл бұрын

Astute observation my friend.

Sam finally got a real job now let’s see if he can actually walk the Appalachian trail

Finally a game for Sams old man reflexes and for my erectile disfunction

I got the notification with that thumbnail and all I thought was, “wtf.”

"Snatch this bail, the bail is mine'' hearing that just cracked me up

General Sams videos almost makes me forget I have depression.

When you spoke of more quality content, this was both what we expected *and* wanted

Not since Ssethtzeentach have I laughed this hard at Farming Simulator.

@azzwort

4 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers those videos.

@siomai6739

3 жыл бұрын

Which is also another J3w. Why not

Your format is perfect, keep up the great stuff man. Love it!

Being a real forklift driver this upsets me, you load into the back with it halfway on yours forks, I do it daily and someone not knowing that is enlightening.

@Normal_cat5150

3 жыл бұрын

Easy there operator

@seasaltsam9506

3 жыл бұрын

I'm ForKlifT CeRtIfiED (The ED stands for your erectile dysfunction)

Ever since having the kid, Sam hasn’t been able to plow scabs. So what’s the next best thing? Plowing the fields with your withering seed

@dome2919

4 жыл бұрын

Scab? Scantily clad American broads?

@boucherwag_7771

4 жыл бұрын

Dome I’m stealing this

@dome2919

4 жыл бұрын

@@boucherwag_7771 You have my blessing to

Sam watches as his cronies learn to operate farming machinery: The Movie

Sam it was artistically genius to leave the mouse cursor in every damn frame that showed yourself, ya got me a few times with that

Easily one of the best channels on KZread, keep up that fucking sweet sweet content my man. And have a nice day

Last time I was this early, Sam still had a wife.

@pswippy

4 жыл бұрын

crazee_ c wait did they get a divorce

@Lucas_Jeffrey

4 жыл бұрын

Yea doesn't he have a baby? WTF did she leave him?

@ghvst8533

4 жыл бұрын

maybe it has something to do with that "struggling with erectile dysfunction " joke he made awhile back... you guys know how it is with projection...

@Dr-thug-shaker

4 жыл бұрын

They're still married, he talks about her a bit during his podcast

@bex5300

4 жыл бұрын

Thats bait

You've had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.

@eric97909

4 жыл бұрын

You’ve had my attention now you have my attraction

The restaurant with the underground potato conveyor system either uses a lot of potatoes, or there is a deeper plot in this German farming sim.

The quality of the video production process that you create is amazing. Thanks Sam. Love, Your lover

Sammy boy pumping out those vids, I like it.

The new subs going to love this

Great vid sam perfect way to end my day i love the new stuff your doing

I'm already laughing and I just started watching you mate 😂

As a black guy who been watching Sam since his Skyrim videos... when I saw the corn part... I never laughed so hard because I knew what he was getting at 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿

@iwanttodie7199

4 жыл бұрын

@Shane Ashby lmfao

@dome2919

4 жыл бұрын

As a fellow black guy, I'm glad to know we can enjoy the humor

Dude standing clueless in that cottonfield nearly gave me a goddam hernia.

Once again, you’re back with more funny content. Thanks for the laughs 🤙🏼

That ending made me laugh harder than I have all day. Thank you Sam.

I too enjoy ejecting my spawn into the great mother earth

@dajuanmoten7278

4 жыл бұрын

Do u get stuck in the map

"ok, so thats like waste from the wheat" as a person who lives in montana (doesnt even farm)..... thats chaff..... which makes hay when you bail it it feeds cows and shit also, that neat little line it lays it in.... is called a windrow THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!

@thedude8526

4 жыл бұрын

I learned something from this comment. That rarely happens on youtube.

This is the best video you've made in awhile Sam. keep it up

I like the quality you put in your videos. Thanks!

the title alone was telling me no but that thumbnail had us @ hello

Now I want to see Sam play Stardew Valley with his salves... I mean friends

@Normal_cat5150

3 жыл бұрын

His salves would love it

That thumbnail is still the funniest goddamn thing I've seen from this channel, and I have seen some damn good funny on here.

Such a good youtuber I have been around for a long time I love the amount of work and dedication is put into each video please never change

You're like that guy that's sexually attracted to the state of ohio!

"Mysteriously loose 180 points on my credit score" oof redpill time.

You’ve quickly become my new favorite KZreadr love the content

Again and again. Amazing content, always satisfied when I come here ;)

Sam, I know this video is about farming but personally I didn’t find the constant references to “harvesting young children before they’ve grown” very funny

@jackvernian7779

4 жыл бұрын

now this is funny

I play this game when i get tilted at other games and its actually super relaxing

@ProperlyGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Me and my friend usually hop on at least twice a week and just do some farming shit for 2 ti 3 hours, usually after raging the fuck out at rainbow six siege

@dajuanmoten7278

4 жыл бұрын

Got stardew valley for dat

I'm glad the youtube "nuggerdum" brought me to him. Started with some random mordhau bs, watched his vids up to 2yrs prior and continue to watch him now. Sam is a by far the most intellectual youtuber there is when it comes to editing his videos.

I just found out about Sam now I have all these videos to binge. Great shit

7:33 me when i see a new general sam video.

The intro basically sums up the Jewish lifestyle.

Sam I swear your videos are the Tarantino films of KZread. I love how the gameplay is intercut with the physical paper journal. Genius

By far one the best produced videos

“I have been killing so much” -guy playing farming sim

5:37 BRUH

From Skyrim to top tier farming sim videos. Evolution is real like the Kung Flu

Every video keeps getting better and better there and no bad videos on hear

Sam, _second time asking_ ,what happened to the synthwave you used to use?

That thumbnail has got me feeling a certain type of way

@PauloR2T

4 жыл бұрын

It's a blessed and cursed image at the same time

Now THIS is the quality content I subscribed for.

This is some top shelf Sam! Keep it up!

I see a non-Tarkov General Sam video I click like.

@xSintex

4 жыл бұрын

Dont you have something else to do,like accuse the US of spreading covid19

@MessyJoe

4 жыл бұрын

@@xSintex it seems like that's what you're doing.

Hmmm except for my dad ever year it's like a family event going to Walmart to get farming simulator

This was right smack in the middle of what i call the Golden age, where every general sam video was an absolute banger. Unlike, the dark ages of today

i honestly never knew that a video about farming could make me laugh quite this hard

10:40 Sam I almost thought you were playing the DOOM soundtrack- I almost thought you were cultured

@clawzx1195

4 жыл бұрын

Really makes me know you thought something as soft as that'd be the doom soundtrack

@fozzybear9517

3 жыл бұрын

@@clawzx1195 it sounds like E1M1 from doom 1993 lol

@clawzx1195

3 жыл бұрын

@@fozzybear9517 idk what tf i was smoking 9 months ago for me to say that but yeah it kinda does Hell even e1m1 isnt entirely original

@fozzybear9517

3 жыл бұрын

@@clawzx1195 yeah lmao

Sam, how many times do I have to tell you. If a "person" has a name like Cornell, *what they think doesn't really matter*

Getting hints of the old outro with that ending bit, nice

There’s no feeling that compares to how I feel when I get a notification from a General Sam video

The mouse on the screen on the commentary parts slightly bothered me

Since I saw it, i cant get over the fact that the cursor is in the background green screen footage and now you cant either

the year of the rat XD man i love this channel just found it couple weeks ago

This whole video is the definition of STONKS

"Commies, females, Zombies..." Is there a difference?

man whenever i stick my seed into the earth all that happens is angry ants attack my pp 😑

Watching you try to load a pallet from the side of a pickup triggered the long-dormant warehouse laborer in me.

the title of this video in combination with the thumbnail... 10/10. so good

1st - 7 seconds gay BOISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That super secret plan to reclaim fire skin is excellently thought out

He's back, been here since the beginning! I hope u hit 1Million soon

Now this is the content I subscribed for!

The next stage in the general Sam saga FARMING

Didn't know I needed a title like that in my head. Glad it is

We need more of this!

Hey Sam, Farming Sim 2022 came out recently. They did add new things, now you can grow things like olives and grapes. New produce, new machines, new sell points. Great videos, love your content