Mark: It's NOT a sequel. Subtitles: It IS sequel. Mark: Remeber, it's not the sequel. Subtitles: It is. LOL

@BamboozledMS

8 жыл бұрын

Trudat

@nespc8271

8 жыл бұрын

+John Westfallen Heh 3:04 with Subs on "shes in her cute little outfit that i totally hand picked cuz im creepy. Im creepy! i swear!

@GPantazis

8 жыл бұрын

+John Westfallen *smirks at the memory of Spiderman*

@GawrGurasBathTubPizza

8 жыл бұрын

*steam says its not a sequel, and it looks stupid and has NO boobs, call it sad people want to see boobs but thats the point of the game*

@incredibell2935

8 жыл бұрын

+KZread LTD LOL dude chill you can see plenty of boobs in GTA 5! XD

“ I-im not gonna lie to you guys, this isn’t about a lets play simulator...” *REALLY NOW?!*

@azula5646

5 жыл бұрын

I'm leaving it at 420 likes

@sillykibble5676

4 жыл бұрын

Oooof🤣👏🏽

@T-pose315

4 жыл бұрын

That profile picture is my face when I saw that this is a thing other than hunie pop

@crystalpepsi9440

4 жыл бұрын

...its not?!?!?! my innocence....its gone!??!!

@kennithhoyle3022

4 жыл бұрын

i notice after the "microphone"

It's been three years, but this is still such a treat to watch -- Mark trying to be family friendly and failing.

@relyt-06

4 жыл бұрын

Yes butt I'm afraid he misread the KINDER EGG as butt plug

@nightfrost1192

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@josephbaptista9889

4 жыл бұрын

Im glad im not the only one watching this in 2020

@beanator8776

4 жыл бұрын

It gets better and better

@nightfrost1192

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

"it's OKAY to flaunt over virtual girls!!!!!!!!" 2021: Lady Demetrescu He did not change at all!

@honeythebean9000

3 жыл бұрын

Fr lmao, he kinda shyed away from stuff like this for awhile but then ✨Lady Demetrescu exists✨ and Huniepop 2 came out lol

@senpus

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn't stop himself anymore 😁

@tweenytwinkies

2 жыл бұрын

Its Dimitrescu but fr

@jameszebeast7661

Жыл бұрын

DDLC

Okay, so the face-cam placement at the beginning... Mark, you're wearing lingerie.

@ieyfsubtuhhh1934

8 жыл бұрын

kek.

@elfie6008

8 жыл бұрын

right?! I thought that was hilarious haha

@TheCreatorReviews

8 жыл бұрын

+Keven Jones i was genna comment this then saw you say it :p

@evabrady6609

8 жыл бұрын

That was the first thing i saw

@Scrofar

8 жыл бұрын

+Keven Jones Artists, ready your art materials. We're drawing this tonight.

At the start of the video, Mark's face is replacing the the girl on the title screen. I don't know if it was intentional but it's freaking hilarious.

@misaoayakarox

7 жыл бұрын

Claire McCoy HHAHAHAHAHAHAH IKR

@josywosy420

7 жыл бұрын

Claire McCoy OMG I SAW THAT TOO I DIED!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@smoothnek3959

7 жыл бұрын

Claire McCoy ikr

@sophiebearaj5969

7 жыл бұрын

Claire McCoy I saw that and fuckin laughed soon hard XD

@Sheila_Chu

7 жыл бұрын

"the girl on the title screen" is Jessie Maye

Ahh some more cocaine... I MEAN SUGAR! SUGAR!!!!!!!!

@melonsodauwu

6 жыл бұрын

Soba Dragon on no I was going to call the cops ok I will leave you now

@alyssashoemaker3414

6 жыл бұрын

Soba Dragon 🤣

@assassinonprozac

5 жыл бұрын

I like sugar because it’s cheaper than cocaine

@brodycooper1950

5 жыл бұрын

I read this comment just as he said that

@NonEmployee

5 ай бұрын

I also love the fact after he yells "I forgot to give her the coke-I MEAN SUGAR" you can hear Nikki ask "Sure about that?"

"Don't tell Amy" -Mark 2020

@cnlbenmc

3 жыл бұрын

Or Audrey, she scares Mark

@vampyrekyng_lex

3 жыл бұрын

@@dontworryaboutwhoiam745 No, this quote is from 2020

I ALWAYS WANTED TO HEAR MARK SAY MY NAME BUT NOT LIKE THIS

@AS-wz9ib

8 жыл бұрын

OMG

@versed9492

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nanam329

8 жыл бұрын

What's your name? :D

@kyannaclark

8 жыл бұрын

+Caspie 1405 it's Kyanna xD

@tarynbentley1265

8 жыл бұрын

+Caspie 1405 Are you the same Caspie that makes those awesome Happy Wheels levels?

Mark when you need to bleep stuff, cover them with the words "could", "have", "been", "an", and "engineer".

@lilacspectrum6737

8 жыл бұрын

lol!

@MerlinsJester

8 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a thing

@CrAzYcHiNaChInK1

8 жыл бұрын

Fuuucckkk. Why you so shady

@pondrthis1

8 жыл бұрын

+B@man I actually started following him because I found out he used to be a BME student. I'm a couple months from a PhD in the same field.

@wearyaxe9164

8 жыл бұрын

+pondrthis1 THAT IS A SIGN! QUICK, DROP OUT AND BECOME A KZreadR!

Mark: *throws 'sugar' at Nikkie* Mark:IT'S JUST SUGAR! Nikkie: I can't feel my face

@thedarklord5129

3 жыл бұрын

444th like is mine!

@pikachusprite7749

2 жыл бұрын

like I'm with you, but I love it

@TFTN_official

2 жыл бұрын

This has to be the best thing I’ve ever read in my life! Thank you for being the best gosh darn person ever.

I don't think these girls are doing Let's Plays at all

@davidhong1934

6 жыл бұрын

Yes they are! Ignore the SCREAMING! And the YELLS! We tend to SPEAK LOUDLY when we're NERVOUS.

@amonggaming3822

6 жыл бұрын

Mew Kiichigo yeah something about it is a bit suspicious huh

@BoyBoy-vz7bz

6 жыл бұрын

Cyrus Linzey I think their doing a different kind of lets play

@Itsme-bl5cw

6 жыл бұрын

Mew Kiichigo I'd do let's plays with them... Hehe

@pecklespeckle1

5 жыл бұрын

Let's plays with Markipkier!

0:00 nice body mark....

@dannyrodriguez750

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sylviedraws2921

8 жыл бұрын

I couldn't help to look ):/

@longdo6823

8 жыл бұрын

Very good at placing the facecam

@sylviedraws2921

8 жыл бұрын

lol ikr

@spikey950

8 жыл бұрын

nice dude. 👍

lets get some sugar in the computer store

@LiLKK123451

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂lmao

@jesselovesthetraphouse4992

8 жыл бұрын

Yo phan

@sheyennesanchez908

8 жыл бұрын

PHANN

@samyo3316

7 жыл бұрын

aye phan

@nenapanda8993

7 жыл бұрын

Yepp cuz thats What peppol do.🤐.....

"It's not sexual, it's a power type thing" -Markiplier 2021

I'm still dying over the fact that you already played this so much before actually filming the video

the next time marks at a con a bunch of fan girls should show up dressed as nikki and swarm him also some dudes for shits and giggles

@Darklazer230

8 жыл бұрын

I have Nikki's original haircut but I'm a guy soooooo I'M ON IT!

@v4mpita

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@leonasnake

8 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, on it.

@larrythecable3961

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Kemper fat

@Darklazer230

8 жыл бұрын

+BatmanDahleny 107 actually

It's funny at the beginning. It looks like his head is on that girl's body XD

@psychokiller4267

8 жыл бұрын

IKR!!!!

@numbedtesticles

8 жыл бұрын

+Joey S (Pigz Awesomeness) laughed my ass off when I noticed

@nohpaula

8 жыл бұрын

lol that's the 1st thing I notice and it's hilarious

@braddavinci7996

8 жыл бұрын

I KNOW THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

@katebroome4846

8 жыл бұрын

Omg at first I thought what did mark just do to himself

"Its not worth that because I don't wanna scream in your ear for the next few episodes." *Proceeds to scream about how much he loves his virtual girls and how he is going to complete the game.*

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks

6 жыл бұрын

RetroTreeyo I literally scrolled to this comment just as he was saying that lol timing

It's scary how confident about this game he is

Pervyplier is back. Will he return after this?

@group114productions2

7 жыл бұрын

you know, i expected this from noble. but not mark.

@nelly76

7 жыл бұрын

Group114 Productions wow I'm suprised you didn't think that big idiot called Mark would do this?

@mintmaybe

7 жыл бұрын

Did Noble do a Let's Play of this? I need him to do it if he has not. This is the ultimate game for the ultimate perv. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@grumpchip3176

7 жыл бұрын

hey look i found the Lost Pause fans lol finally

@nashdiy8570

7 жыл бұрын

HuniePop 2 is in development.

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER.

@xan.xet.

8 жыл бұрын

*streches neck*. NOPE

@theskyfoogle1511

8 жыл бұрын

+Axel Navarra dont touch that damn thing

@matatoes1335

8 жыл бұрын

KARKAT

@Nicbn1

8 жыл бұрын

+Karkat Vantas he still can?

@jamessaunders1359

8 жыл бұрын

+MarkipIier Fuck off you spammer!

"This isn't a Let's Play Simulator" Top 10 anime betrayals

The captions tho. "mark gives birth"

"I'm not creepy, I swear!" Markiplier 2016

@slowdriver6868

5 жыл бұрын

Yeet I was your 100th like

@jessicaquiller9876

5 жыл бұрын

Alright mark, all right

@adrianugh4689

4 жыл бұрын

Markiplier always

NO! You mean this WASN'T a Let's Play Simulator? Mark you joker you!

@amanduh411

8 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@thebilloncapitolhill7855

8 жыл бұрын

I was ACTUALLY fooled by the let's play thing.......

@ThatShadowIsaSpy

8 жыл бұрын

+lord shuck same i was playing a "Game" in another tab while listening to the video.

@gregotox

8 жыл бұрын

+Wakka02 it is, its a twitch.tv lets play simulator.

A quote from the future: "Don't tell Amy."

@rogue6838

4 жыл бұрын

Unus Anus

@Jessieundetected91

4 жыл бұрын

Kool

@Jessieundetected91

4 жыл бұрын

Ig

It’s so sweet how mark treats most female video game characters as if they were real people that he met! I love how much he respects them!

Are you sure that is how your hurt your wrist playing this game?

@axelpcanimation2859

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sofiem1225

8 жыл бұрын

If you'd also notice the screaming when he's "clicking"...

@SebbyStarlight

8 жыл бұрын

That explained why he was ashamed of seeing Belli at the start

@deepsurge6168

8 жыл бұрын

I just had a "You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?" moment.

@Thesnakerox

8 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure; unlike Huniepop this game has no nudity.

a pimp name markiplier

@noxvi5309

8 жыл бұрын

😂👏🏾

@LancealotTheHedgehog

8 жыл бұрын

damn bear me to it

@ikilledmytoe8361

8 жыл бұрын

+The Oni alright... uh... slick ba...MY NAME IS S PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK!

@mangotree1032

8 жыл бұрын

+The Oni lol

@nikolasmoes1547

8 жыл бұрын

+BlackLion_11 No, a PIYUMP named Markiplier

‘I just completely annihilated my wrist trying to get a high score’ Yeah.... to get a high score sure

i loved how he tried to make this family friendly

@burb276

3 жыл бұрын

I hated it

The code words though- "Let's play" "Promotional photos" "Advertising revenue" "Computer store"

@themindblowingit13

8 жыл бұрын

"Sugar"

@donutqueen7740

8 жыл бұрын

+Kei MICROPHONE OMF XD

@arrestcatherine

8 жыл бұрын

+Kei "microphone"

@plasticbeach1611

8 жыл бұрын

+DonutQueen logo headband 😂

@donutqueen7740

8 жыл бұрын

derpy nyan waffle its great isn't it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

0:01 that looks hilarious it's like Marks body 😂😂😂😂🙊🙈

@PatryEchelon

8 жыл бұрын

+selma9450 Totally hahaha :)

@Skelebon

8 жыл бұрын

+Sirius Online Official What Facecam?

@ArkMan151

8 жыл бұрын

+selma9450 I think Jack put his facecam there too.

@marshmeowllow6816

8 жыл бұрын

+selma9450 pls no... i started to imagine things i shouldn't.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@zacknational_5854

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah

And now after many yrs he's back at it again but obviously way more mature of course

KZread threatens to de-monotize Mark... *family mode activate*

He should have said a beauty blender instead of butt plug😂😂😂😂😂😂

@LiLKK123451

8 жыл бұрын

True! But I doubt he even knows what it is or what they look like lmao

@JessieNebulous

8 жыл бұрын

+LiLKK123451 I doubt it as well. I wear makeup but don't use those, and I didn't even think of it.

@NilesTheRobot

7 жыл бұрын

Madison Koger or "pink egg"

@madisonkoger9833

7 жыл бұрын

Becca Moyer that true😂

@grey_skies1978

6 жыл бұрын

They're pretty much the same thing

0:00 omg Mark's head

@esperanza945

8 жыл бұрын

On the girls body 😂😂

@extraonly4887

8 жыл бұрын

ikr i realised that too lmao

Mark: "You're on this journey with ME NOW" His Audience: "Well... f$%#!"

I'll feel bad for the kid who gives their mom a "Microphone" for Mother's Day. But we All know , The Dad must be proud

is that facecam placement in the begining on purpose?

@pineapplepumpkin8995

8 жыл бұрын

+PixelCrafter idk

@Sentinel_White

8 жыл бұрын

+PixelCrafter yes

@Churruminoh

8 жыл бұрын

+PixelCrafter I KNOW RIGHT HIS FACE IS OVER THE JESSIE BOOTY

@StarlightSG

8 жыл бұрын

Frisk, kids your age shouldn't watch this!

@Churruminoh

8 жыл бұрын

kkk i know

Did anyone else notice that in his intro his head looks like it's on that girls body😂

@v4mpita

8 жыл бұрын

yup

@cagedemotion

8 жыл бұрын

+caylee paez yep

@_-matrixkat.exe-_3935

8 жыл бұрын

Hahahha yea

@cthulhu472

8 жыл бұрын

yaahhsssss hahahaha

@dorkyowlisawesome1559

8 жыл бұрын

Such an unfortunate facecam placement! 😂

He's so into the game I love it 😂😂❤️❤️

“This is the closest you’re getting to female interaction” Amy: bitch, what am I, a roach?

Ohhh ok so they're Twitch streamers?

@taylorbledsoe6090

8 жыл бұрын

(yes I know that, I was making a joke about how there's a lot of female twitch streamers that exploit their looks to get views)

@angelhideyoshi1487

8 жыл бұрын

Den/Den

@veakira1620

8 жыл бұрын

+Taylor Bledsoe oh...... OK I just thought you were a bit of a idiot........no offence

@attackingelectron

8 жыл бұрын

+Flash X gaming *They're

@josephsulaiman9959

8 жыл бұрын

+attackingelectron don't correct people when you don't know the material yourself, he was right

He knows too much about this game.......... :o

@TheGirlInFandomWorld

7 жыл бұрын

So do I :3

@mechsviat

7 жыл бұрын

+TheGirlInFandomWorld 😂

@sgtsleepyhead

6 жыл бұрын

Knowledge is power (:

@dedebrooklyn

6 жыл бұрын

ion He know to much...

@mruniverse706

5 жыл бұрын

It's scary

Mark perfectly fits with his cam in the the main menu.

I know this is an old video, or older. I also know you probably won’t read this. But thanks for making this. For making all of these. When my mental health bottoms out, it helps to watch these and laugh. It helps with my anxiety and helps distract me from episodes. So, thank you a lot Markiplier, for helping a lot of us get through the day.

@Mina-my9pb

4 ай бұрын

Ur not alone dear stranger he’s been a help to a lot of us it’s our job now to be there for others and spread the same positivity. Stay happy dearest stranger

>skipped the tutorial GREAT PART OF THE JOKE IS LISTENING TO HER!

@julianaharris3153

8 жыл бұрын

truth

@theblasblas

8 жыл бұрын

+DJ Soru Honestly, she lost her charm because her perosnality completely changed -_-

@OfficialDJSoru

8 жыл бұрын

well, we wanted to see him react to her attitude. I mean, I've seen others play and I laughed my ass off with Kyu's comments alone

At long last, we learn all the sordid details about how Mark REALLY made his channel so popular.

@gio31111

8 жыл бұрын

fucking kek

@penguin0616

8 жыл бұрын

THE TRUTH REVEALED just gotta find where the other videos are

@vernkessinger3007

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@pupgirl09

7 жыл бұрын

Mark is a cam girl #CONFIRMED

@door9758

Жыл бұрын

this is funny as shit knowing what he's going to do soon lol

When your parents have "the talk" with you 11:20

@thegals9887

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

4 years ago I had no idea what a cam girl was so I legitimately believed the whole let's play thing Edit: like every thing from the "microphone" to the "Adult computer store"

Markipervert. It's okay Mark we still love you

@thegirlcriedfashion

8 жыл бұрын

Poor Mark is going to attract the wrong sort of attention 🙁😂

@itsem6221

8 жыл бұрын

omg 😂👏🏻

@slavovalora

8 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Carla-qh9bj

8 жыл бұрын

+Grant smith he's back

@FlyingScott

8 жыл бұрын

Mark The Perv

15:02 "I absolutely annihilated my wrist in a million ways" gotcha Mark 😉

I watched this when I was younger and Didn’t think it was dirty..... I know better now

@Kay-yi1qm

6 жыл бұрын

I legit believed The lies Mark told me

@bipbipletucha

3 жыл бұрын

That's rough buddy

@burb276

3 жыл бұрын

@@bipbipletucha yea

@residentdimwit

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a fellow being ruined by the horrors of the internet... I'm so sorry for your loss of innocence, my friend

@joshshore27

3 жыл бұрын

@@residentdimwit To be fair their really isn't too much actual mature content shown since it's a management game and while their are adult objects and references theirs nothing really explict in it. Still not a kids game but its not like Huniepop or its sequel which are are straight up eroge.

coming back years and years later. this markiplier is so animated that you cant really recognize him 😭its not bad at all, its just different

You thought I wouldn't notice that your hair is different. I noticed. I NOTICED. THE HAIR ON THE SIDES IS BUZZED OFF. I SEE YOUR LIES AND DECEPTION.

@manamejaiyah226

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@joynajjar3149

8 жыл бұрын

SAME

@leonasnake

8 жыл бұрын

But the fab.

@irie4809

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@avavodakov4917

8 жыл бұрын

oooo Salty Chips

Sometimes I wonder if mark is on drugs too

@RibbonVintageGirl

7 жыл бұрын

Xyoxminergaming He's on Sugar

@leondeon3981

7 жыл бұрын

SayaKuro12 on good sugar

@RibbonVintageGirl

7 жыл бұрын

Leon Deon now we're talkin!

@ibxtoycal254

6 жыл бұрын

Wolfpancake your profile pic is TRASH

@NuboSFO

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Kat just like my life

AND NOW WE'RE GETTING AN ACTUAL SEQUAL-ISH TO HUNIEPOP!!

@ryanansdering2066

6 жыл бұрын

Andovia212 is

It's nice to see Mark's inner perv on display like this xD

I love how he's making it kid friendly and I love that

@dazigolding5814

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Venters yet he fails to realize that WE CAN READ.

@dazigolding5814

6 жыл бұрын

manertar tron because who DOESNT want there EYES ruined?

@MissChiefs420

5 жыл бұрын

it's still not kid friendly lol

@rainydaze4409

4 жыл бұрын

"kid friendly"

@connormccloud5440

2 жыл бұрын

Even the title screen was unfriendly to kids...

Oh my god, just looking at Mark in the first few seconds of the video......Just follow his neck down, and you'll see what I mean.... I guess rock-climbing really does pay off......

@sheppykinz9380

8 жыл бұрын

XD WHY

@GHanson

8 жыл бұрын

Anira Avalanche XD IKR

@KuroFireDJ

8 жыл бұрын

+G Hanson (Gmonkey2k) Omg I was wondering who was going to point this out XD

@alex06133

8 жыл бұрын

I bet you Matt did that on purpose

@thekilleroctopus3014

8 жыл бұрын

XD I love it

I am so proud of Marks "advancements". HIS true guy nature ;)

@sammyonline3178

5 жыл бұрын

who r u why r u here and r u ok

Huniepop 2 announced for late 2018

@moleman6879

6 жыл бұрын

Azhlanar Zetoma time to beat my meat

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

6 жыл бұрын

heres hoping for Momo 2.0 to traumatize Mark :-)

@AsexTwin

6 жыл бұрын

It's late enough now

@mizan4209

5 жыл бұрын

:)

@whizthesugoi

4 жыл бұрын

Oh well

Wow, these girls sure are doing a lot of (LETS PLAYING). Their (LETS PLAYING) seems to make their (SUBSCRIBERS) very (HAPPY)

Me: Um.. *girl with blue hair, glasses and... (not gonna say the rest.)* I'm... Gonna go.. *backs up*

@usoppfangirl8153

6 жыл бұрын

Clara 52 TASHIGI

@nullpoint3346

6 жыл бұрын

Clara 52 *Double Ds!*

@sawyer9811

5 жыл бұрын

Ciel Vestal I absolutely love Nikki, Celeste, and Momo.

@yornyaofficial

5 жыл бұрын

oh no

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@sawyer9811 Momo is my favorite character wise. I don't like the fact that she's in this kind of game, however

It's great how Nikki is sent to the... yoga club and is like "sure, why not"

mark's attempt at keeping this innocent is adorable

0:01 The way his face is over the woman's body is amusing me so much

@gemmanana

8 жыл бұрын

Now he has bigger tits than me lol

"I CONSIDER THEM REAL PEOPLE." Dude I'm the same way with Undertale. I'm not judging you at all.

@mikaylawall5120

8 жыл бұрын

#AnimeIsReal

@JazyyWazyy

8 жыл бұрын

+Mikayla Wall undertale is cancer

@JazyyWazyy

8 жыл бұрын

The Chicken You made me cringe. Another person using autism as an insult like autism makes you stupid/bad or something.

@chadlord5307

8 жыл бұрын

+Jazzy Waseh I have autism

@JazyyWazyy

8 жыл бұрын

Flowey The Flower cool cool ur name made me cringe k bi

I love how in the first game he was completely lost and nervous about what was going on, but in this game he's managed to beat it and is still nervous about what is going on.

ahh some more coke I MEAN SUGER,SUGER (WHY MARK WHY)

OH DEAR GOD THE PERFECT PLACEMENT OF HIS HEAD IN THE INTRO

"Nikki is my favourite girl" *Immediately feeds her cocaine* Yupp, this game isn't disturbing in the slightest.

Divorced speedrun

Mark trying to keep his modesty is the cutest thing ever 😂

Welcome to pimp simulator 2016

@harleysloan619

8 жыл бұрын

HA!!!!!!!

mark annihilated his wrist playing a game about cam girls

@Melomaniash

8 жыл бұрын

i see what your insinuating there

@Acentra277

8 жыл бұрын

+SwiftStylus LOL XD

@DeftOne514

8 жыл бұрын

+SwiftStylus From the intense...clicking.

@krispywingz1289

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@chyoung4284

8 жыл бұрын

he's probably not clicking on the mouse

Mark trying to make a cam girl clicker game into family-friendly content was the highlight of my day

Tbh, if it WAS an actual “let’s play simulator” instead of porn, I would actually download the game and play

SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A VERSION BUT WITH LETSPLAYS AND KZreadRS OM G

@TheVerseG

8 жыл бұрын

:00000

@andrewboyd5225

8 жыл бұрын

+Audrey Thatperson ikr id play it

@marywell265

8 жыл бұрын

Someone please make that happen

@ari-uv6zk

8 жыл бұрын

I'm on it!

@evewhalen4891

8 жыл бұрын

Actually please, AND IT NEEDS TO BE AN APP

" Nikki is my girl, she's my Bottom Bitch"- Mark. Awww Markimoo, you're so sweet!

*a moment of silence for Mark's dignity* the subtitles are so good!

Best parts are when mark is trying to keep this "family friendly" sugar, microphone, yoga club, let's play videos. Just killing me x'D

Mark, dear, the word you want is "fawn," not "flaunt." You're fawning over your virtual girls as they flaunt themselves ;)

Mark would be the best dad, especially if he was explaining the birds and the bees

@fandomwriter8789

2 жыл бұрын

Now I want to sit him down with a kid and make him explain the birds and the bees 😂

@Angry5704

11 ай бұрын

7 years later, there's Distractible, an episode of which is called The Bobs And The Bees, where, yes, Mark attempts to explain the birds and the bees to Bob like a parent to their kid, but failing miserably with hilarious consequenses.

Funny story, Huniepop 2 released

It's so cute how adorably awkward Mark is while playing this.

you lied to me *sniff* I trusted you mark *sniff*

@markiplier

8 жыл бұрын

+Kalisha Valmyr MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Dreemr_

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier rood D:

@richman9o80p

8 жыл бұрын

+Markiplier i really wanna hear that evil laugh 😂

@booboothefool759

8 жыл бұрын

How did he lie to you

@notoffensivenpc8400

8 жыл бұрын

+Kalisha Valmyr is that "sugar" you are sniffing ? :D

"Everyone can use another butt plug!" Literally so done omfg

As someone whose high score is 400k+, here are some major tips: ¤Use 2 lowest-skilled errand girls (My pick tends to be Tiffany and Kyanna), and ALWAYS give them the shopping basket, weed, and coke--keep them recruiting (Recruit EVERYONE, their fan count contributes to your overall score even if you don't use them), getting booze/smokes, and grabbing for necessary accessories in the shop (Don't bother time boosting them, though. Ideally, use ONLY the errand girls who come with skill levels of 1/1, so all of what they do is the cheapest and won't take away from your fund pool much). DO NOT train your errand girls, ever. It will only contribute to the cost of using them, overall. My recommendation is to give the first one 40-45 total fans via the photo booth in early game, so they make decent money until you can recruit... ¤SARAH. Sarah is OP as fuck, like seriously, in EVERY HCS game I've played, she's had *the highest fan count and most affordable skill levels in the early game.* Unfortunately, it's up to RNG whether or not you get her quickly. Ideally, you'll recruit your errand girls FIRST, (But if Sarah is available off the bat, get her, but don't use her until you have a couple dollars in the bank to avoid annoying debt stuff) then grab her ASAP. If you're not able to by day 5, just start a new game and try again. *It makes a HUGE difference.* ¤ONLY "finger blast" your top earners, hopefully all in the same building, as they are most likely to also be your biggest bills, and need the biggest reduction on how much you pay them. Basically, don't bother boosting your errand girls unless your earner(s) are in the spa and you really need something from your errand girls. If you don't actually NEED it: Proceed to keep boosting your earner(s). ¤Don't skill/fash up too quickly. Make sure you're making more than enough to afford all of the promos AND the girls' salary, then set an entire day aside to level all your ladies up to the same skill levels. Keep a sharp eye on the top fetishes and give your girls the proper accessories, but DO NOT swap accessories out constantly. You only need to watch for the most consistent fetishes, and go for those. ¤The invest priorities are as follows: Ads, inventory/accounting, productivity, web servers & hardware, capacity, and staffing. Don't bother throwing money at community, since you should only be using it in the first day or two, and at most, you should only need +3 of training and aesthetics. ¤The first accessory you aim for aside from the errand girls' final "set" is the subscription pillow. You won't have to pay full price for grabbing extra fans--in fact, you shouldn't be using the photo studio AT ALL after the first couple of days to boost your errand girls' earnings until you have a proper earner. After that, closely monitor the lead fetishes and give your girls the coordinating accessories. You should *remove and replace* the sub pillow with the 3rd best fetish object by day 15. ¤Maxing out the amount of promos you can have ASAP as well as buying ALL the promos is a boost that I cannot mention enough. Even if the fetish is for something you don't actively use, it still adds to your total fan count, which is used to tally your overall score. ¤FAN COUNT IS THE GOD OF THIS GAME. Whoevers fan count is highest among all the girls, you should use/keep. This typically becomes clear by day 9-10 of the game. Whatever the fan count that is highest for the fetishes, those are the fetish objects you should use. Sometimes this changes, hence having 2 errand girls to heighten the chances of you being able to swap out old/bad fetish objects ASAP if one fetish suddenly jumps way ahead of the rest (Not by a day... think... 3 days of that fetish suddenly being in "the lead"). That's all I can think of... this game is really fun and addictive. Good luck y'all!

I don't know why but when Markiplier said Nikki's my bottom bish that made me laugh so hard for some reason

I really love the captions :D mark

@EternalTriadthePaladin

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr XD

@jessedragon3310

8 жыл бұрын

they were so funny, I had to turn them off, just so that I can continue watching without pausing every other second

Mark: Nikki is my girl in this game. She is my jam. *Goes to Jack's HunieCam Studio video* Jack: Nikki was the one that stole my heart, so I'm gonna pick her. Not for any of these but just because of what you were in Hunie Pop to me. Oh look, both Mark and Jack are video game nerds, and WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, SO IS NIKKI. *inhales then claps* It all makes sense why Nikki would be a favorite.

I’m back to this series because of his new one, we people of culture are gathered here today.

I REALLY love the art style for this, aGH

"I annihilated my wrist in a million ways" Thanks Mark, thanks.

Why does Jessie have Mark's head? ... I will never look at Jessie the same way again...

Mark trying to make it less adult is making it so much funnier and awkward

I love this video series so much, I don't even watch Markiplier anymore but I still come back to this series once in a while

@dioxide39

4 жыл бұрын

Watching people play Huniepop/Huniecam is one of the best things ever .