0% Brutality 0% Sexual content 100% German

@brandonyoung2248

3 жыл бұрын

Idk about no sexual content have you seen the viagra shooter hahaha

@weedthyking4904

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonyoung2248 whats that

@valROFL

3 жыл бұрын

jawohl!

@prehistoriccreator9600

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know man, Joerg is a pretty sexy man

@0ooTheMAXXoo0

3 жыл бұрын

100% german, 0% sexual..... does not compute...

imaging breaking into Joerg's house... a storm of arrows coming out of nowhere while hearing ''hahahahahahahahaha''

@bln_tobacco6611

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@antipinoypinoyclub6969

4 жыл бұрын

moving target for his bows

@agsrf6479

4 жыл бұрын

goddamit man that shit is so funny

@tuancao93

4 жыл бұрын

the last thing you heard is his Santa laugh

@SrZakachu

4 жыл бұрын

The last words that You heard "poor oponent, bye bye hahahah oh a few more shoots"

You sir are the greatest blacksmith in all of Skyrim. The perfect mad scientist laugh is just a bonus.

@serrael-182

19 күн бұрын

They should make him a character in a game!

1:50 “to make it full auto! I love my job!” That is when you know someone is happy with their work 😂

The only guy who can bring a drill into a gun fight.

@wattleboi3967

4 жыл бұрын

and be the only survivor.

@4Degree

4 жыл бұрын

He is the best inovater💪🏻

@samuraijackoff5354

4 жыл бұрын

He is going to turn that poor man into a half gun.

@deffroadceltaiddcelticawak4150

4 жыл бұрын

@@4Degree Well he is German also, they are a pretty well accomplished group at innovation to be fair. An they have a historic tradition of being at the cutting edge of science.

@kylestrenches3874

4 жыл бұрын

Deffroad Celtaidd Celtic Awakening I think it was a joke

Imagine this guy during zombie apocalypse: "hahaha, this is so much fun"

@Beanyrudy

4 жыл бұрын

ha ha

@nolongerhuman13

4 жыл бұрын

“Poor zombies. Look at them ! Hahahahaha. “. I love this guy

@Glassesman-uy7jm

4 жыл бұрын

Him and Daryl would be good friends

@luhaizhou

4 жыл бұрын

And to zombies: let me show you its features...

@etitis8178

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glassesman-uy7jm Daryl would have been treated like a noob

9:34 his laugh both terrifies me and makes me want these things even more. As an enthusiast of such creations I find his laugh incredibly infectious.

When I saw the F.A.S.L.L shoot I couldn't help but smile, the look of the firing process is just immaculate.

@FartInYourFace234

Жыл бұрын

"Full Auto Sliding Linstant Legolas"

Joerg is an international treasure, and he must be protected at all costs.

@TribodybyVi

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he can protect himself, but you're right.

@velazquezarmouries

4 жыл бұрын

he should be declared a UNESCO humanity's treasure

@krazytroutcatcher

4 жыл бұрын

Who would attack him? Or suffer the embarrassment of being taken down by a dozen pencils.

@michaelfromparis

4 жыл бұрын

this man is irremplacable in case of Zombies apocalypse .....

@mikewest7686

4 жыл бұрын

From who

"Robber break in to Joerg's house" *Joerg grab weapon* Robber: wtf was that? Joerg: let me show you its features, H a h a h a h a

@jondoe9588

4 жыл бұрын

ThisGalaxyCat the funniest comment I’ve seen all day!

@ThisGalaxyCat

4 жыл бұрын

@@jondoe9588 thanks!

@ayushroy3817

4 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@RikkiTheRose

4 жыл бұрын

in german*

@Eduardo_Espinoza

4 жыл бұрын

@Quality Work Cleotas Berkley 4 days ago The last thing the burglar hears: "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"

you taught me more about how friction works in 10 mins then school tried to teach me in forever.

@tomdedekster2332

Жыл бұрын

school is a scam

@sirderpington7704

Жыл бұрын

@@tomdedekster2332 school is useful if you know what you want to learn. problems is. well who cares about what you wanna learn?

@tomdedekster2332

Жыл бұрын

@lol Finished? 😝 Just kidding, but yeah i don't really see the value in schools and im a teacher worst of all. School takes too much "filler" like learning french or catholics study or or sports. But what u need is much less then that and it must be more, let us say to the point.

@sirderpington7704

Жыл бұрын

@@tomdedekster2332 its more like I wasn't thats good at physics and the concepts stop making sense when they started to teach me how electricity works.

@mechanicalmonk2020

Жыл бұрын

Nope. You paid attention in this video. That's the difference.

It is a joy seeing a man proud of his work.

All of history: There’s no such thing as a full auto crossbow. Jörg:LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!!

@halosrusty

4 жыл бұрын

daniel Ocean Smith Jörg look it’s got a laser and light

@normallynimamaamwalkstrong9383

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed a bit cause I remembered one of The Spiffing Brit's video.

@alonzocalvillo6702

4 жыл бұрын

Jorg: Hold mein bier!

@planescaped

4 жыл бұрын

Ever since using Edgar's auto crossbow ability in FF3 as a kid have I wanted one...

@luckylee5864

4 жыл бұрын

daniel Ocean Smith I think auto crossbows are illegal since they haven’t been made

How can someone even hate this man That passion, that laugh. Its too good to be hated

@gtfkt

4 жыл бұрын

Fake people hate genuine people.

@stubby-beef5029

4 жыл бұрын

Fr

@stubby-beef5029

4 жыл бұрын

@@gtfkt so true

@akebomba1011

4 жыл бұрын

Jealous people

@coolmastermichael

4 жыл бұрын

George is the coolest guy ever I would like to see a full auto knife throwing device.

Even with all of the movement it is SURPRISINGLY accurate. That is really, really impressive Sir.

@ventex1352

Жыл бұрын

Well, it does seem kinda bulky to be frank. I wonder if there's any way to make it more ergonomic?

@chrismooneyham5279

Жыл бұрын

@@ventex1352 always from my experience. We are all ergonomically different.

@AnEnormousNerd

Жыл бұрын

@@ventex1352 Building the engine into the side instead of pretty much duct taping a drill to it would definitely help ^-^

This is like the NPC you have to find in a game to upgrade you weapons. Dudes even got the cool voice for it

@s943413

11 ай бұрын

Has to be secret NPC that shows up after the final boss fight, otherwise weapons made from him would've been too overpower and breaking the whole game.

The look on his face after he said “next step is to make it full auto” was priceless

@joshstephens1527

3 жыл бұрын

Thats when i hit like 🤣

@yokie6439

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@TheRugghead

3 жыл бұрын

I like the evil genius super villian laugh that follows. MuHAHAHAHA!

@lostkid865

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRugghead same

@noahburmeister771

3 жыл бұрын

I immediately looked for a comment saying this, right when I heard that

This is the exact kind of homemade weapon I'd expect to find in an abandoned bunker in a Fallout game

@hausgeisttsiegsuah6666

3 жыл бұрын

You can build it in Scum and load explosive arows XD

@davidp4270

2 жыл бұрын

This weapon is in scum

@richk3325

2 жыл бұрын

Love the fallout crafts...

@bigdaddydons6241

Жыл бұрын

I swear I've seen something alot like these in the metro games

@Elliandr

Жыл бұрын

Or in Skyrim.

Thousands of years after the invention of the bow, one man makes the final, true evolution of it’s design and brings the bow’s long journey of innovation to its logical conclusion. The full auto crossbow.

I love the stick prop lol. The perfect stick for the occasion

"Let me show you it's features!" The six most terrifying words in archery.

@halfway_there6970

Жыл бұрын

Um, actually, the 's in it's is technically another word (is) idiot.🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@foethefox793

Жыл бұрын

@@halfway_there6970 troll

@thickman3738

Жыл бұрын

@@halfway_there6970 💀

@ezekiyam3827

Жыл бұрын

@@halfway_there6970 🤡

@vladivosdog

Жыл бұрын

@@halfway_there6970 no

Science lessons delivered with large dose of laughter.

@stubby-beef5029

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@wandervanhoucke4331

4 жыл бұрын

I read it as slaughter

@FireFox64000000

4 жыл бұрын

The way science should be delivered

@tripwire4727

4 жыл бұрын

*physics

@4AneR

4 жыл бұрын

Large dose of features

0:00 Swiss who cannot own illegal slingshots but can own fully automatic short barrel machine guns:

@casheverett6300

Жыл бұрын

“Fully automatic short barrel machine guns” If you can tell me the difference between full auto and the classification of a machine gun that would be great…

@armageddon845

Жыл бұрын

@@casheverett6300 I guess a machine gun which has been altered to only fire semi-auto?

@ticktockbam

Жыл бұрын

That's because they can indeed regulate guns, but they really can't regulate who owns a slingshot since it's something so easy to obtain, so they just made it illegal, lmao.

@garyslayton8340

Жыл бұрын

@@armageddon845 the term machine gun means nothing just a slang term (now at least) Single action or bolt is (pull triger once then move bolt handle) Semi auto is (one trigger pull equals one bang) Burst is (one trigger pull is 3 bangs) And full auto is (hold down trigger and get many bangs)

@Elliandr

Жыл бұрын

Flame throwers are another oddity. You need a permit to own a gun, and you can't legally own most types of swords, but you can legally own a flame thrower and use it in self defense. What about combining them? A flaming arrow launcher? Oh, or maybe arrows with a hollow shell filled with liquid nitrogen that are loaded into an insulated quiver to freeze targets from the inside out? Semi automatic ice arrows are totally legal without a permit.

This is so awesome. The positive creative energy, the satisfying mechanical parts, the excellent explanations, the slow-motion... I don't know what to say.

And they say Germans can't be funny. This man makes weapon inventing fun, tbh.

@janne7130

4 жыл бұрын

Who said Germans can't be funny...

@roderickkarladdun7798

4 жыл бұрын

Janne Wermter South Park reference.

@ReaperCH90

4 жыл бұрын

@SuperSmashyfication either this or very dumb and unfunny

@druegnor

4 жыл бұрын

~They only funny when making weapon..just wait they become super funny..they conquer Europe again

@cowboy9348

4 жыл бұрын

Inventing weapons was always fun

"little bit of shake" *shakes the hell out of Joerg, who is the size of 2,5 normal man* :)

@looseballs1966

4 жыл бұрын

Zak that's called a 10 on the rector scale for normal sized guy LOL.

@de0509

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but for a first prototype, this was kinda awesome lol.

@mikethompson7290

4 жыл бұрын

Crew served cross bow

@BrokenSeraphim

4 жыл бұрын

What's missing is a stock and maybe a front pistol grip

@Endermenification

4 жыл бұрын

@Krzysztof Żak i have tears in my eyes because for your comment, thanks man ;)

Your videos serve 2 awesome purposes, your chuckle are so entertaining, lastly your inventions are most certainly fascinating . You have my vote. I'd give an Emmy award for constantly amusing content in your videos. Thanks for sharing.

Half of the joy of watching Joergs videos is just enjoying how much fun Joerg has 🙂

"No full Auto in the building!" Joerg: "It's not full Auto, this is"

@azura37

4 жыл бұрын

"thats not full auto ??"

@peterrice8825

4 жыл бұрын

“Damn, bro!”

@elijahdynys4125

4 жыл бұрын

Correction: Dayum bro!

@Rivers256

4 жыл бұрын

That guy sounds like Scooter from Borderlands.

@xavchar4643

4 жыл бұрын

Alpha Adhito ah a fellow airsofter I see

This guy really enjoying his job makes me happy.

@CP-jk3tc

3 жыл бұрын

Dude is a trained economist too. What a champ!

@BetaBuxDelux

2 жыл бұрын

@@CP-jk3tc Holy cow. I assumed he’s a mechanical engineer.

@bringer-of-change

2 жыл бұрын

Me too honestly. You can tell he loves doing this, and I'm sure that makes him better at doing it too.

The spigot mortar could be a great inspiration for you and your full auto version, since the piat has the power to re-engage its spring after each shot. Can't wait to see it! You make really neat designs.

I’ve been loosely following your videos for several years. Your enthusiasm is as truly infectious as your laugh. Your inventiveness is ingenious. Keep up the good work and great attitude.

Robber breaks into Joerg's house: . Joerg remembering the drill has a full battery: Ahawhawhawhaw

@halipatsui9418

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone is gangsta until they hear "let me show its properties haha" from dark corner during breaking and entering.

@frank_calvert

4 жыл бұрын

@@halipatsui9418 you mean features...

@vanillawoof

4 жыл бұрын

*freude schöner götterfunken starts to play*

@W4RM4T

4 жыл бұрын

"Welcome to my house, let me show its features!" Muhahahaha

@ciaheadmechanic0809

4 жыл бұрын

“Ode to Joy” starts blasting throughout the house.

"look at the size of this it's only as small as my hand " bruv I'm pretty sure your hand can hold my head like a tennis ball

@ethanlocke3604

4 жыл бұрын

Like a golf ball

@pockit57d.a.d.68

4 жыл бұрын

What do you have Zeka virus?

Freaking love this guy. His joy and passion working on these projects is so infectious.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen! *I'll take four*

@ChrisParayno

4 жыл бұрын

I second

@HPalternetive

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Cook ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

@profepik7525

4 жыл бұрын

Did you knew ? When you pronounce FASIL in french, it means "easy".

@ericg4267

4 жыл бұрын

Right

@SystemsPlanet

4 жыл бұрын

The 2020 GettoBow. Let me show you it's features. Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow. Ha ha ha.

In summary: **Says something bow related* **Breaks into diabolical laughter*

@maitlan

4 жыл бұрын

7:20 Now that's what you call a pencil pusher.

@spazbandicoot

4 жыл бұрын

1:49

@geraldlesson4690

4 жыл бұрын

@@spazbandicoot yep

@missingno2401

4 жыл бұрын

his laugh sounds like the word diabolical

Sir, this is the most amazing diy project i have seen..looks quite complicated but works great..lots of love from India.😊

I have watched this repeatedly and I can’t get over how Insane this invention is! I love it!

When he says “Let me show you it’s features!”, it warms the viewers heart

@mikedanielespeja6128

4 жыл бұрын

Joerg Joestar everyone

@shrake5385

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro!

@tofudelivery394

4 жыл бұрын

Dare dare yaze

@randomicatto

4 жыл бұрын

I see two JoJo

@guydude439

4 жыл бұрын

JoJo References are inescapable

In the next episode: Full auto balista with a tractor engine.

@CReed-kf7eo

4 жыл бұрын

That's cool but pvo shafts are dangerous as hell

@GorkxEyes

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha poor opppnent

@JTGallant

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say don't give him any ideas, but I really need to see this. We KNOW he CAN.

@MW-cx3sb

4 жыл бұрын

ah ha ha ha ha

@adriansaavedra1973

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Operated by the tank giant robot

This was the best scientific based video I've seen in weeks, amazing craftsmanship, great ingenuity, I want one of each my guy!

I love how straight it shoots, even with all that recoil. Really cool invention. PS, love the channel, Im so glad I found it!!

His mad genius laugh is the purest form of joy. This man is a treasure.

@michaelreetz7026

3 жыл бұрын

hes a wonder of this world, the mad scientist version of bob ross

“Look how small zis drill is, only ze size of my hand” *holds up bear paw

@liamobrien8614

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

@kaydencebernard7775

3 жыл бұрын

Like the snack or the aninal

@Likexner

3 жыл бұрын

Ze, zis? He doesnt talk like that.

@tdoyr2119

3 жыл бұрын

He does

@breakthruracing

3 жыл бұрын

*coffee spew* 🤭🤣

This is by far my favorite KZread video of all time

Woah. Engineering is so impressive. I don’t think I would ever use this even if I had it but the idea is amazing. Makes me want to build!

This man seems genuinely content with his life and what he does for a living. Very bright character!

@IM.U528

4 жыл бұрын

The you laughing is the best part good luck dada (big brother )

I imagine this dude in the wasteland just cracking up, laughting whilst shooting this crazy automatic crossbow.

@overlorddante

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there's a mod for that lol

@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange

4 жыл бұрын

Only thing that would make this even more overpowered is a clip that he can drop in, but that rubber band roller might jam with something sticking up on the back of it.

Jorg ....what absolutely an amazing engineering brain you have...never ceases to bewilder...simply the best 💯

I really enjoy your ingenuity and you're followed through the way you enjoy Yourself in the end it's just heart lifting, thank you.

8:13 A masterwork of engineering and design... propped up by a twig. Never change Joerg. Never change.

@whocares110

4 жыл бұрын

This guy makes me laugh so damn much, I can't stop.

@sephbox

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't even notice, that made me laugh even harder

@bike4peace

4 жыл бұрын

@@whocares110 he is simply so authentic, that makes me happy

This guys laugh is actually disturbing yet kinda wholesome in a weird medieval way.

@CosmicBassOfDoom

3 жыл бұрын

* brain damage *

Thank you for your production explanation that solved the related problems I encountered in my work.

This dude is nuts, I always enjoy seeing his videos turn up

“I love my job....”. We love it too.

Vampires everywhere shudder when they hear the whispered words: "let me show you its features!"

@reaperdzong7447

4 жыл бұрын

perfect!

This is beautiful! Great job. It's like watching a man make a chair and seeing him sit in it so well

I am a machinist...been one since 1997 and I have worked with many engineers...I'm all in with Joerg. He would be a joy to work with...he knows what he wants to accomplish and can explain it in a way that even a lowlife blue collar D.A.C. like me can understand. Very Impressive Man.

This guy is the type of teacher you look forward to having in the day when going to school

@PapaWolf

3 жыл бұрын

I actually had a shop teacher in high school who was just like him LOL, except he was Scottish. But same personality, looked just like him, and the exact same laugh LOL. Picture Joerg standing beside a band saw and saying (in a Scottish accent but the same timber of voice) 'Let me show you why this tool is so dangerous HAHAHA'.... LOL

@kiiiisu

3 жыл бұрын

@@PapaWolf lmao :D i wish i had teachers like that in school

@Spurioushamster

3 жыл бұрын

@Major Tom my machining instructor at college would knee you in the balls if he caught you doing something stupid at the lathe, such as standing with your hands in your pockets, or messing around. Top teacher though, you learned very quickly to treat the machines with respect.

@goldenagenut

3 жыл бұрын

I actually thought, while watching, this guy would be a great teacher. The students would love and slightly fear him... or be terrified of him - the perfect teacher/student relationship.

@jake4194

3 жыл бұрын

This guy needs to teach shop class lol

I was almost sure that he couldn’t add more arrows. I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.

@zz5970

4 жыл бұрын

Now he needs a drum magazine

it was really fun watching you creating a unique style/variation of crossbow in every videos you make hope you'll make a more compact semi-auto crossbow in the future more power and enjoy

Hi Joerg, if you needed extra support, I see the revolving mechanism does not come all the way to directly above the trigger guard, so you could probably design a Barrett M82A2 style stock that allows you to shoulder it better and if you made it so you could add weight to the bottom, the weight could offset the yaw force created by firing the crossbow with de gravitational force derived from the weight and it wouldnt mess up the rotational cycle. Cheers.

CLIENT: I need one of your finest crossbows JOERG: Gonna need some ID first CLIENT: *shows ID JOERG: Oh ok, I have automatics here Mr. Van Helsing

@alexelle3096

4 жыл бұрын

@Adventure Inc WITH PURGE SEASON DISCOUNTS! What are you waiting for? Bring the whole town to Joerg's! *Crossbows and arrows each sold separately*

@danieloceansmith3156

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking about that scene. That is awesome

He's the German engineer meets heavy from tf2

@thefabulouskitten7204

4 жыл бұрын

Oh man, his laugh is amazing.

@umontortle

4 жыл бұрын

god don't remind me of those fan fictions

@Sketchy_Dood

4 жыл бұрын

He’s like medic, engineer and heavy all in one person

@Nezha_Main

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sketchy_Dood MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC! "hahaha" LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

@ocean7849

4 жыл бұрын

German Davinci of weapons

I love your full auto crossbow! You are a genius!

This has got to be the coolest thing I've seen on KZread in a long, long, time!!

I can hear it already. "German mad scientist invents automatic assault bow with detachable high capacity clipazines"

@jacobelgan5196

4 жыл бұрын

"Clipazine" Are you a fellow nerfer?

@user-cu3qz9rb2w

4 жыл бұрын

Mainstream media : Government disarm the citizens to smooth the transition to socialism . KZread: sure ya will .

@HvV8446

4 жыл бұрын

Shit, im dutch. Should i consider moving to the states? Just in case

@rogerramiussergeialexander5541

4 жыл бұрын

@@HvV8446 don't. Your freedom would be safer moving to Canada.

@HvV8446

4 жыл бұрын

@@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 yeah, hadnt thought about that, might be safer indeed. Thx for the heads up👍

*Burglar breaks into some house in the woods. Falls over as the lights turn on* Sprave: "Ooouh ! you must be a *very* unlucky fellow. Hahahaha. Here. Let me show you it's features. ^^" Burglar: "D:" 12:41

@rod_official6166

4 жыл бұрын

Sprave: Poor opponent HAHAHAHAHA

@smalltown6424

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@trajtemberg

4 жыл бұрын

With Joerg and the victim laughing his last breath off lol.

I found this once befor... im so glad i watched more . You got to can the laughter and sell it . A skin balm that insites archery joy...

That's a cool idea, man. I'm glad that you have so much fun doing these devices. Thanks for sharing bro.

I can't stop smiling when I'm watching this channel: Engineering, art, agile methods, prototype, Humor, childhood....and above all FUN ! Thank you !

@clarkeugene5727

4 жыл бұрын

I would settle to just merely hear him in a conversation at an adjoining table in a restaurant. No matter what the subject.

@UsDiYoNa

4 жыл бұрын

Child what? Im calling the police

@RagPen01

4 жыл бұрын

What are agile methods?, just asking

@vaschmir

4 жыл бұрын

childwood? @_@

@Oe.el.

4 жыл бұрын

would'nt we all appreciate a good piece of childwood

He is the dad we all want, Admit it.

@A-G-F-

4 жыл бұрын

Woodworkers make the best dads

@giovannodpanaroma6817

4 жыл бұрын

@@A-G-F- not woodworkers, a true rambo/john wick blooded engineers should do the trick.

@truthseeker7548

4 жыл бұрын

Nahhh, cool tho but not as a father.

@justaninternetfool451

4 жыл бұрын

Id honestly just be happy with a dad period

@Camcolito

4 жыл бұрын

@@justaninternetfool451 That's sad man, but look on the bright side - my dad was an asshole. Chin up!

He's top quality entertainment, very clever guy, and I love his great laughter and enthusiasm. That machine crossbow is insane! 340 bolts a minute. Point and spray.

@adhd_with_pennies4867

Жыл бұрын

Attache dynamite to each arrow with a primer

Each passing second of this video is another step in it's descent towards madness

"look at this drill, only as long as my hand"(forgets to say he has hands like shovels)

@TheBelrick

4 жыл бұрын

he doesnt need a 80lb counter weight. 80lb - weight of bow - [weight directed in counter rotation / 2]. Like how an modern recoiless SMG workss

@NuclearLama

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBelrick could you give an example smg?

@crackpot5597

4 жыл бұрын

@@NuclearLama Some Vectors or just a P90 has just less recoil!

@user-ps1qj5mo2s

4 жыл бұрын

there's a wound on his hand, probably not covered by satety t-shirt

Robber: Breaks into joergs house Joerg: *loads IKEA pencils*

@pandesal6607

4 жыл бұрын

LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURE

@jeddy_bravo

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha ha ha haaa

@Handyman-fw8ul

4 жыл бұрын

MR. Chalam stop big smoke

@artguti1551

4 жыл бұрын

Brings a whole new definition of "Fill Him Full Of Lead"!

@TheReaver1234

4 жыл бұрын

YA I’m crying after reading this

I love the seeing the joy on his face when he's shooting that thing. I want one.

seing a business man/designer/manufacturer geek out at his own products and work is very wholesome and cool, i wish I coudl buy his products

This needs a turret and the instability is no longer an issue

@carl9022

4 жыл бұрын

Rohypno tist just have another upside down on the bottom and the forces from both cancel out.

@---Michael---

4 жыл бұрын

@@carl9022 big brains optimize

@user-cu3qz9rb2w

4 жыл бұрын

Give him a week

@bavarianexzess9212

4 жыл бұрын

a turret mod of this would be awesome, some small bipods would already fix it i guess. but it's already insane :D

@CRC-1904

4 жыл бұрын

You mean a bipod?

I'm waiting till they release _Counter Strike: JoergSprave._

@stubby-beef5029

4 жыл бұрын

Fr lol

@Dapstart

4 жыл бұрын

CSJO oh yes

@R42PH

4 жыл бұрын

More like Counter Sprave : Joerg's offensive

@heibk-2019

4 жыл бұрын

Airzooka is op!

@Doncurrie000

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

ATF daily concern raise as each time Joerg’s uploads a video

You are a madman...love this and all your stuff

Cam you just imagine what chaos he would make if he were in mediaeval age...

@wyrd2101

4 жыл бұрын

Where is makita in mediaval age🙈

@nunull6427

4 жыл бұрын

"hahaha, arrows go brrrrrrt"

@misohoney1660

3 жыл бұрын

I just imagined Robin Hood with this thing and that story was very short

@judaxzeug7858

3 жыл бұрын

well modern machinery wasn't available that time and rubber bands I'm not realy sure when it was invented so...

@satoshialvez4452

3 жыл бұрын

He would have been not eable even to reach his actual age, if you can get to 30 years old in medieval age you are pretty lucky No time to invent anything lol

This guy with his ideas is scarier than someone with an RPG

@xmacola1239

3 жыл бұрын

I can agree with you sir

@lesgoshooping6695

3 жыл бұрын

Full auto RPG helt fed or huge magazine

@liamtice8794

3 жыл бұрын

@@lesgoshooping6695 M134 that shoots RPG rounds

@basiliimakedonas1109

3 жыл бұрын

There's a saying that goes like this: The greatest minds are the most demented

@SimplyLimbo

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamtice8794 Jürg can make one, full auto on wheels, made out of plywood

All I can feel is joy watching this man

Thoroughly enjoyed this video and learning about how it works thank you for sharing👌

This guy is like that dude that sells you cool guns and gives a hearty laugh when you buy something from him in a video game

@dradamov

4 жыл бұрын

This is like, amazingly accurate :D *Would you like to protect yourself or deal some damage? H A H A H A*

@mekaniklboltmb4880

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *buys crossbow* Joerg: *HE HE HA THANK YOU*

@bradwilliams6550

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus from Borderlands for sure.

@doristhebartender6725

4 жыл бұрын

Father gregori gives you his shotgun

@nediak2944

4 жыл бұрын

MARCUS IN BORDERLANDS HOLY SHIT ITS A CARBON COPY

Time stamps for his laugh 0:17 0:37 hehe lazer 0:44 bang 0:52 1:10 ehe 1:40 1:51 Ful oto 5:20 6:47 oopsie 7:26 8:47 9:29 9:35 its so much fun, i agree 9:40 what a hailstorm of arrows 10:39 10:46 10:51 11:11 11:28 12:20 12:26 humble laugh 12:43 HaHaHaHa Poor opponent 13:00 Fire starter 13:06 13:33 14:17 14:21 14:25 waves goodbye 14:27 poor target

@gangbangoperator482

3 жыл бұрын

A man worthy of the biggest waste of time reward although I did enjoy it

@JoseRomero-kx5ex

3 жыл бұрын

His laugh is just a .wav file edited in the video every 10 seconds

@jpablo700

3 жыл бұрын

Are you friends with the JRE timestamp guy?

@elguilloteguillenguillotin4155

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@Islykids

3 жыл бұрын

that was way more entertaining than I expected, thank you for this

Crossbows and physics lesson at the same time. Brilliant!

That laugh is so comforting. its like a cozy blanket on an autum night.

1:50 He sounds like a movie villain revealing his master plan to take over the world

@makmak

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like arnold swarzenegger to me

@triggerhappy6398

3 жыл бұрын

hes like German Van Helsingr. actually the grim tales were German in origin.

@DEATH14269

3 жыл бұрын

@@triggerhappy6398 many peoples out in the world originated from germany... settling all over the planet..

@triggerhappy6398

3 жыл бұрын

@@DEATH14269 ya ther is a connection to the Russians and north western Asians. ITs interesting.

@raceplayzichighidorahplayz702

2 жыл бұрын

1:51

I can imagine him laughing while he is killing people with his machine bow . "Ha ha ha poor opponent ".

@randompersononinternet2826

4 жыл бұрын

If he in anime he going to be the villain

@TheBrandedsubstance

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@amosmubanga6540

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@Koi-Koi-Koi

4 жыл бұрын

next Shooter game should be with his voice and laughing...

I LOVE your channel sooo much!! Sir, you are awesome and make engineering fun!!

I like the laugh of satisfaction he makes after his invention...😂 its contagious

Jörg pencil thorwing bow is the living embodiment of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword"

@Olivia-MaiSevigny

2 жыл бұрын

FABULOUS

@alvianekka80

2 жыл бұрын

John Wick: I need one of that.

@TomSilver_42

2 жыл бұрын

Reminded me one news office and saying that "Broken pencils are .. pointless!"

@radium4194

2 жыл бұрын

pen go YEET

“Look at how small they are they are the size of my hand”- (Jorge hold up hand literally the size of a football)

@carter7005

4 жыл бұрын

Litterally when he said it i read your comment 😂

@Oscar_xD7573

4 жыл бұрын

Looooooool

Beyond all of the amazing stuff he makes, this man has the greatest laugh of all time.

Oh what a GLORIOUS DAY, another brilliant invention from mother Europe, the instant Legolas, tears of joy falling down from my face... Thank you sir !! Your inventions are like stories untold !!! Odes written by pencils in the wind !! Hail !!! 🥲🥲🥲

Love this video and your personality - very enjoyable content! Keep it up!