Imagine invading a city and hearing "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURE!" from one of the defence towers

@RustyDust101

2 жыл бұрын

Basically, run. 😁

@ggdk2865

2 жыл бұрын

its features *

@roberthicks1612

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget that laugh.

@caswallonandflur692

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣. After the battle , survivors asking , "who WAS that guy ?!!". Hahaha

@bryantjohnson8111

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've ever read.

Joerg never disappoints

@ologhai8559

2 жыл бұрын

Thats his feature 😀

@Imatallguy1

2 жыл бұрын

@@ologhai8559 It shows.

@lostpockets2227

2 жыл бұрын

he will dissappoint if he don't heart ur comment

@OldManSparkplug

2 жыл бұрын

Love it.

@shanepowers7566

2 жыл бұрын

I have to agree.

Man the sound on that second one is really beefy! That's a scary weapon.

@erykczajkowski8226

2 жыл бұрын

Yes it is excellent. It could be used in a movie no problem!

@Craftlngo

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to see this as a weapon in Horizon Zero Dawn - Forbidden West!

@aleksimoose

2 жыл бұрын

Is this Machine Gun Bow good for self defence?

@1whitedan

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it would be deadly to get hit by it if it hits in the right spot but at the end of the day it's just a stationary bow. A makeshift shotgun would be better for home defense

@borntoclimb7116

2 жыл бұрын

@@aleksimoose not really good for self defense

Imagine having Jörg as your Siege Engineer in Medieval times.

@YaBoiTheGrimReaper

2 жыл бұрын

*bardcore Doom Music plays from the siege camps beyond the castle walls*

@LukeVilent

2 жыл бұрын

Besiegers when castle walls start laughing German be like: "Runaway!"

@dimasakbar7668

2 жыл бұрын

@@LukeVilent "come back, let me show you its feature" *Hearty laugh

@LukeVilent

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimasakbar7668 Komm bäck, let mi schau jü itz fitschur! HAHAHA!

@DrumToTheBassWoop

5 ай бұрын

And it only cost you 200 Food and 200 Wood

6:40 The Dark Souls-esque music combined with Joerg’s laugh as he shoots a medieval contraption is like the pure distilled essence of everything I love about this channel

Jeorg: brings out his builds. Jeorg's enemies: oh no! He is gonna show us its features! Jeorg: * villain laughter *

@lettuce7378

2 жыл бұрын

HA HA HA HA HA HA LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES

@mistermurtad2831

2 жыл бұрын

@@lettuce7378 Better than "Let me let you feel it's features".

You only hear his laugh from the castle walls: siege-army turns around.

@juxtapode2781

2 жыл бұрын

Joerg under siege: "Let me show you its features hahahahahaha" siege-army: "no thanks I'll go the other way"

@NexusBladeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@juxtapode2781 😂😂

@jebbosk2904

Жыл бұрын

😂😂👍

On the right side: "Never failure, always a lesson" On the left side: "Dream, believe/truth, dare, do"

@cageybee7221

2 жыл бұрын

other way around mate.

@a.h.s.3006

2 жыл бұрын

@@cageybee7221 You don't want to look at the bolt from the front mate, that's too dangerous

@AhmedSherny

2 жыл бұрын

made by Google translate 😒

@a.h.s.3006

2 жыл бұрын

@@AhmedSherny Nope dude, I actually speak it :D

@AhmedSherny

2 жыл бұрын

@@a.h.s.3006 i was speaking about the inscription on the crossbow

Awesome as usual. To my mind there is nothing in this build that a skilled engineer in medieval times couldn't have built using available materials. Obviously not modern plywood like that, but either flat planed solid wood or medieval plywood as used in viking shields.

@MysticXX

2 жыл бұрын

hey i know you

@omartorres5688

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed as the ancient world was more advanced than we know as the Greeks built a repeating crossbow. Also during even in the 15th to 18th century they could have done even better and even used the Garedoni (apologies as I don't remember the correct spelling ) air powered system and built a successful Van Helsing style repeating crossbow

@InkBleedsDeeper

2 жыл бұрын

@@omartorres5688 hell yeah they just didnt have electricity

@omartorres5688

2 жыл бұрын

@@InkBleedsDeeper Not to mention they did not have good equipment to quickly pump the air tanks

@0Turbox

2 жыл бұрын

The Chinese had something similar.

Jörg proving himself a mad genius again

@slimetank394

2 жыл бұрын

He's the mad scientist of the medieval era

@michaelpettersson4919

2 жыл бұрын

Him and Galileo could done wonders together.

@samuelrasnake227

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing mad about Herr Sprave

"That would be completely deadly for my enemies... HAHAHAHAHA!" The combination of clever engineering and enthusiasm makes this channel a real treasure.

@ianklutke5619

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, well if Germany had a bunch of inventive and creative genius' like Jörg the outcome of the first and second world war might well of been different...if his leaders had the sense to develop his ideas.

If I were making a movie, I would hire this guy on the spot to design all my cool bows and stuff

@YaBoiTheGrimReaper

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Walking Dead hired him for the weapon design in the games. Picture having one of his weapons in Saints and Sinners...

Just imagine that you're a Paparazzi, hiding in the bushes behind Jörg's house, trying to get the perfect picture - and the last thing you hear is: "ups... to high..." ;-)

The modern version would look awesome as a tower defense for a post-apocalyptic faction in a wasteland

@michaelpettersson4919

2 жыл бұрын

Why didn't we see things like that in the Mad Max movies?

@greenwoodorganics4681

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelpettersson4919 They weren't made by Joerg

@trojaner96

2 жыл бұрын

As somebody else mentioned, have a look at the game "Kenshi" they did exactly that for base defense. One of the later upgrades for the mounted crossbows is a repeating design for high fire rate.

@then00brathalos

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelpettersson4919 when was the time you see a completely well built and fortified base in mad max ? Most of mad max is chases on vehicles and not much room for fixed defenses to show up

@torstenmautz195

2 жыл бұрын

This was the Belly bow he showed with Tod's workshop. Just added a lock to get a crossbow and probably set the draw weight down.

perfectly explained, not powerful, fast, but ineffective… hahaa, and you even built it better than the movie version with more than 2 times more rounds. thanks for this great video Jörg!

@SuperTed19021

Жыл бұрын

*How different* medieval warfare would have been if this actually existed during it's period? Whilst as deadly a crossbow and its bolt was, they took forever to load and shoot. Hence why longbows were more effective.

@user-pq4il4xo9s

11 ай бұрын

​@@SuperTed19021Need to calculate rate of fire including reloading vs a bow

Awesome! For your next project, Joerg, you should make a wall-defense sitting crossbow, operated like a rowing machine, where the seated user can use his or her whole body to draw a real heavy load - then aim and release. :D

@phillippatryndal4255

2 жыл бұрын

Repeating ballista?

@michaelomalley1856

2 жыл бұрын

what about a exercise bike pedals/drum and you can just sit down and rotate it backwards to fire a repeating system?

@SolWake

2 жыл бұрын

Was thinking exactly this!

@braaaaaaaaaaaaaains

2 жыл бұрын

That is quite the idea.

@darthnihilusthebestsith

2 жыл бұрын

I amazed.... You truly are a worthy follower of Joerg, I recognise your genius

This man never ceases to make me smile when he smiles.

@charleshashem8595

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget his Santa Claus laugh.

Joerg was born 1000 years to late. I can imagine him showing his weapons features to the medival King or emperor xD

@toryumau6798

2 жыл бұрын

... And they would be so terrified by the sheer destruction that a certain Shogun would order flowers be planted upon the field of massacre and the infernal device destroyed. >):^I

@159asmos

2 жыл бұрын

try the ming dynasty. they used a lever so they can use stronger draw waits, and the clip was on top.

@endofunk2174

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine what Joerg could build in a country that didn't restrict him re weaponry and guns.

@itsyourenotyour9101

2 жыл бұрын

Yes m'lord, lemme show you what I came up with and I'll show you it's feature HA-HA-HA.

@user-sp2gy7mu3g

2 жыл бұрын

After the show the king would execute him in case of his spread of massive destruction weapon which may override the monarchy.

Man, this guy is always so happy. Makes me smile every time.

Note to self: Do NOT try to invade Joerg's castle. I will not end well...for me. Joerg: "Hah Hah Hah! No it will not. Now let me show you my castle's features."

When I saw the clip from the movie the first time I actually thought: Earlier in films like van Helsing for example they had completely undfunctional repeating crossbows. But now that Joerg actually builds these things they tend to look a lot more practical in the movies as well

@raics101

2 жыл бұрын

If I remember right, the one in van helsing is gas operated, so you technically could build something similar as a functional weapon, it wouldn't have the glaring energy problem like this one. Launching the bolt could be pneumatic too instead of having crossbow arms, so the only mechanical problem you'd have to work out is loading the bolt, which could be done as a sliding trapdoor, slide it open, push the bolt in, slide it back, the whole thing could be done with a single piston just fine. If that isn't close enough to the original design, we already saw a pneumatic crossbow here, so a pneumatic fenris system should be possible. One more thing to keep in mind is that in this particular case it wouldn't even have to be all that powerful, it's enough to just be able to stick the dart in a vampire and silver poisoning will do the rest.

@theoven7143

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe take inspiration from a Stryker shotgun. A fixed drum magazine where the trigger fires and revolves the next round into position. the width of a bolt is leagues smaller than a 12 gauge shell so the ratio of movement needed is fractioned, I’d imagine the trigger pull will actually feel progressive. Put in different gears like on a (bicycle/revolver) and the same distance the trigger travels will give more or less depending on which “gear” you choose, making a single shot into a variable burst. I’m riffing but I think better explained with more thought in simplicity and overall weight it could be as easy as a couple of Co2 cartridges from an air soft gun and you have a viable product

When the zombie apocalypse comes I want him on my side.

@Tibovl

2 жыл бұрын

I want a dollar for every time I've seen this comment.

@IMP-vi6je

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tibovl Then you gonna be a billionaire

@IMP-vi6je

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tibovl Then you gonna be a billionaire

@rainydaylady6596

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Lol 🤣😆🤣

This is the opposite of clickbait. You gave us what we came for and much much more. Thanks!

" You can kill your enemy from a safe position " I love it

Joerg’s own version would fit right in to a Mad Max film.

Knowing that this madman could easily defend a whole castle by himself and his contraptions scares but also amazes me.

@ianklutke5619

2 жыл бұрын

Your right...I reckon the HOME ALONE movie producers could have learned a lot from our German friend!!!

@redtyto5399

2 жыл бұрын

@@ianklutke5619 I agree. Joerg should make a video series of himself "spicing up" the traps shown in the movie...

Between His MIGHTY MAJESTIC LAUGH and His INCREDIBLE Technical Inventing Rational you have a Man with the Ability and Knowledge to solve all of the Worlds problems! OR TAKE IT OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The "practical" version of this with the two mounted compound bows looks like something out of Dishonored, love it! Brilliant episode!

He sees stuff in movies and makes it. What a Chad.

@dentpeninde

2 жыл бұрын

chad?

@d4mb20

2 жыл бұрын

a true Sigma male

@tapejara1507

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

You remind me a lot of my father always building something in the shed and you laugh the exact same way

Thank you for making my inner teenage happy Joerg ! You inspired me alot.

Realistically a normal SIL weapon, even the “realistic medieval Tod approved” version would be better than the movie prop for sustained fire.

We should crowdfunding metal tools for Joerg, imagine the potential

@joek600

2 жыл бұрын

he would come up with somekind of air defence balista hahahahahahahahahahaa

All's I wait for is..." Now let me show you it's feature's! Ha Ha Ha!!" You are THE! Most inventive and entertaining personality on you tube! Thanks again for all the time put into your videos!👍

This reminds me of the Chinese Zhuge Nu or for my Civ gamer bros the Chu Ko Nu. Basically the Chinese made repeating crossbow in the Three Kingdom Era, legend has it that it was invented by the legendary Strategist and Inventor Zhuge Liang. And you can buy one in Alibaba in China or in the northern Chinese cities gift shop as those were where Three Kingdom themed Tourist sites based. While they are not as powerful as a traditional crossbow, they are easy to use , has fast fire rate and can be fired by even Palace Female Attendants.

@FalconWindblader

2 жыл бұрын

In reality, like this one Jeorg built here, the zhuge-nu would've been very weak, & due to technologies available back in those days, shit inaccurate as well. While it's kinda useful for raining down arrows on enemies during sieges where accuracy aint gonna matter, it's ultimately a piss poor weapon for the battlefield. That's pretty much why they've never been used in later ages & there haven't been any actual surviving bows to be found.

@dark3031

2 жыл бұрын

There were always doubt of how powerful these historical repeating crossbows were. From what I gather from all these information, the Chu Ko Nu's were really weak. If shot from a reasonable distance like more than 30 meters away, their bolts probably could not even penetrate a decently made leather, not to mention any kind of metal armor.

@gigaslave

2 жыл бұрын

@@FalconWindblader They compensated for the weaker auto-crossbows by using poison-tipped bolts.

@FalconWindblader

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigaslave Please. Those poisons could only work if the bolts manage to penetrate their targets, & bolts fired from these bows were too damn weak to penetrate just about any kind of decently made armor. if the bolts were able to penetrate enough for poisons to work, poisons wouldn't be needed in the first place.

This reminds me of the game "Kenshi", you can put crossbows similar to the last one on your walls!

@eturnerx

2 жыл бұрын

Those were great fun. Bandits be ended.

@reaper5491

2 жыл бұрын

When the Wrath of God is coming to your outpost but you have a double door system with like 15 guys with automatic arpoon launchers waiting to expire their free license of life

@Ostsol

2 жыл бұрын

For when you decide to skip Prayer Day. 😁

@channelmachinebroke9638

2 жыл бұрын

I built a murder hall with them by having 2 gates with walkable walls in either side

@lovecraftcat

2 жыл бұрын

IIRC wall mounted turrets in Kenshi are more like pneumatic harpoon guns

Jörg is one of the few, good, original content creators on this platform. I love this guy.

@alexcrowder1673

2 жыл бұрын

He really is though. He has come up with a tremendous amount of original content over many many years, and with no signs of slowing down either. He honestly might be my favorite youtuber of all time overall.

I think you could harvest more force if you had two charging handles on either side of the slider, with their midpoint in line with the string. You'd have a large chest pad on the back so you can really pull with both arms. It would be clunky but at least you'd be able to pull a decent 60# bow, not quite a 120# war bow or an armor-piercing crossbow but still a somewhat usable weapon.

This is one of the reasons why I like this channel.

"We must understand that this is a movie prop, so it doesn't have to shoot very hard." I highly doubt that movie prop is actually functional at all. I actually went to Prop Store's website to inspect it more closely. It's so crudely made that it would probably be more hazardous to the shooter than anyone standing downrange if you actually tried to fire it. The bolt (which per the website's description is plastic) isn't straight, the path the bolt follows isn't straight, and most worryingly, it has metal string stops that will probably damage the string very quickly...

@Slingshotchannel

2 жыл бұрын

Usually the props will shoot, but extremely weak. Then the CGI guys can easily exchange the weak bolt with something powerful, rendered in the computer of course.

@janosbajusz4680

2 жыл бұрын

@@Slingshotchannel Dual compound, need quad stringstoper!

@acsimark

2 жыл бұрын

@@Slingshotchannel Joerg! Check my comment, you forgot the lever!

@Slingshotchannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@acsimark Forget the lever - because then, you shorten the power stroke and the power of the shot goes down too. There is only so much distance your hand can move over. Physical work is force time distance, and this limits the power of a high rate of fire weapon that is cocked back with one hand.

@acsimark

2 жыл бұрын

@@Slingshotchannel thanks for the answer. I personally reached a point with my bow skill, where the limitation of rate of fire comes from the lenght of my power stroke aka draw lenght. I use similar technic like Lars. I think the point of the lever + on sliding anker point is that the force direction has less friction + the cocking gets lighter and you can use body weight. I would use a curved lever. The first design could get doublé as strong, and let us dont forget that the bow has the highest power potential on release, after release the arrow quickly overspeeds the string power delivery.

Watching you have fun building these things makes me happy every time

Oh golly! Remind me to *never* attack Joerg Sprave's home. The last thing I would hear would be "Let me show you its features.", and then a hearty laugh... Deepest respect, love the channel! :)

Joerg; as usual, you have met and exceeded the challenge. I am always impressed with your skill, imagination and presentation. Thank you once again!

This man, he scares me, but he’s so wholesome

@AKUJIVALDO

2 жыл бұрын

Why? Because he is a German? Because he is a smart? Because he is a man? All of above?

@kingfloridaman5274

2 жыл бұрын

@@AKUJIVALDO no, he’s built like a house and is so cheerful, and he could snap me

I found your videos when I was in hospital with my wife having our first child. That was almost 6 years ago now. I am no less entertained now than I was then, please keep these inventive, funny and awesome productions coming!!

@osedaxs.7525

2 жыл бұрын

you best named the child Jörg

Jeorg! Your “home” is a castle worth defending. I haven’t watched many of your KZreads lately but so glad to hear your infectious laugh and “Let me show you it’s features.”

Man, this videos can cure depresion. Thankyou very much.

This guy's expertise experience engineering skills and strength attention to detail is top 1% in his hobby

If terminator would go back in time to the middle ages, it would use the second bow :D.

I pity the fool who ever breaks into his house.

@assassinlexx1993

2 жыл бұрын

That person would hear the laugh then thud. Wife is surprised a new rose garden. But dear what fertilizer do you use.😏

@RB-bd5tz

2 жыл бұрын

They wouldn't get close enough to break in.

I like how even from behind, I can see his big happy smile from how his cheeks are raised.

Wow, the own design takes the cake. You haven't mastered it, you have killed it!

you done an amazing job on this one joerg

Just wicked.watched 1 of your video 3weeks ago and within 30mins I bought a rx adder..awesome piece of kit and great fun..bloody powerful though took me by surprise tobe fair.

you could call him a mad scientist. ❤ love his designs👌👌❤️

Excellent work. I love your energy and enthusiasm. Your engineering skills are improving with each build too.

This was an amazing piece of engineering to start with, and then it got EVEN BETTER.

How about some hidden roller bearings to reduce friction? Really cool machine bow!

@noproblem4260

2 жыл бұрын

As he states usual german efficiency here depends on replicating.. and fast video production But you can't use bearings in the string neither arrow Loading depends more on the strength of the bow ..no worry friction there

@TheLordNemesis

2 жыл бұрын

Or linear rails, would make it a bit heavier and more expensive, but the friction would be gone!

@mckenziekeith7434

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah bearings are an anachronism. But he could use lignum vitae wood. This was often used for low friction wood mechanisms, although I think it only came to Europe after the crusades, so it would still be not strictly legit, period wise. But a lot closer than bearings or linear rails.

i love the machine gun bow, excellent craftsmanship, well done sir

Joerg, you magnificent bastard!! Your the ultimate combination of evil genius and lovable teddy bear. Awesome as usual!

Great job

Everytime I get in there, I'm also blessed with a new Rpg idea. That would be very good for stationary places than have to deal with flyers.

@darkbringer1440

2 жыл бұрын

You'd probably need to add a mechanism to make gross and fine adjustments to the angle of elevation but that'd be pretty cool. Not sure how Joerg could show it's features without risking that cam drone though.

@SonsOfLorgar

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkbringer1440 and a LOT more power, AA-weapons need to be more powerful than direct fire surface to surface weapons for the same range.

You give this man wood string rubber anything, he can make absolutely anything happen.

So impressive Joerg! I’m always amazed by your creativity and how much work you put into each and everyone of your videos!

IMO the challenge was mastered on the first design and bested on the second. Congratulations!

@acsimark

2 жыл бұрын

Not really , check my comment

@jeanackle

2 жыл бұрын

@@acsimark Well, I just read your (other) comment and I can't see any lever neither in the film footage nor in the auction site pictures - I may however just be missing it. At any rate, I do believe some sort of lever (eve a medieval style goats foot type of) could be applied to the first design, thus allowing it to fire a stronger bow. But then again, as far as making a functional movie prop like the one depicted, I think Joerg's first design works just fine. And then, on the second design, Joerg used a completely different design, much more functional and one that is more in line with his previous Fenris / Instant-Legolas designs (bows with magazines) than with a crossbow. But that does come much closer to delivering the actual effect the movie prop simulates than the prop itself likely would.

Yes, he met the challenge. Was there ever any doubt? He's having so much fun; I wonder for how long he played with it after the end of the video.

@jonnymet8910

2 жыл бұрын

I'm betting at least an hour lol

I mean my god this is absolutely ridiculous how fantastic this is... and we are watching this for free.

Great video joerg, your engineering skills always impress. I have no idea how you’re able to make such complex contraptions so quickly and out of plywood no less. Keep it up!

Love the sound effects with jörg laugher.. haha😂😂😂

Joerg, you’re always a great source of entertainment for all ages! You are awesome! May I suggest trying your hand at a mongol Hwacha? It would be very interesting to see how you would put your spin on that ancient siege weapon. Great job as always!

@michaelpettersson4919

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the Hwacha is a firearm and may as such cause legal problems.

@ryanbond3259

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelpettersson4919 that’s why I said I’d like to see his spin on it. See how he’d power it with rubber or something. Seeing as he made a “RPG” replica, I don’t see this being much different.

@itsyourenotyour9101

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelpettersson4919 Pretty sure he can own firearms. He talked about it once.

@sinisterthoughts2896

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsyourenotyour9101 German arms laws are crazy strict. Yes, you can, and he does own firearms, but manufacturing your own is a whole other kettle of fish. Also there is a crazy amount of red tape.

@itsyourenotyour9101

2 жыл бұрын

@@sinisterthoughts2896 Yeah, I can't comment on their laws. But from what I gathered he could do it, but in terms of KZread in Germany and in general they don't want that being shown, which is why usually his "gun-like" projects have like, I don't know how to say this, you have to place it over where the air comes out for example (classifying projectiles).

Now imagine how powerful a modernized ballista/scorpion bow turret would be.... If anyone could make such an awesome weapon it's gotta be you sir!!! Great video, really got the brain juices flowing!

Edit: Wrote this before seeing his second modern version. But I still think the suppressive fire would still have its place and just the fear it would cause in the enemy, especially in the time before full plate. Imagine having like 6 men in a tower on a corner of castle with more powerful version of this, one man shooting and the others refilling magazines as needed. They could really get alot of suppressive fire from this system. Like the medieval version of a tower in a tower defense game. With a more powerful bow being powered by like a pulley system connecting to a handle like the OG gatling guns.

On the last variation: I wonder if adding a second handle on the sliding mechanism and a chest plate on the body allowing you to use both arms to cycle it (kinda like a jim rowing machine) could help even more. Edit:bad grammar

@TheMrRoflchopter

2 жыл бұрын

i really like the rowing machine reference. It would be awesome to create a row-bow, using the combined force of legs and both arms to pull back the string and release by trigger similar to the here shown mechanism. Only complicated thing is to transfer the energy into the line of force of the senew. Taking a chair-sled to slide on, pivot a crossbow on top of it and have basically the design in the end of the video, but more powerful.

@TheMrRoflchopter

2 жыл бұрын

i hereby challenge Jörg to make a row-bow

@zacharytroyer2979

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrRoflchopter 30 round magazine, 100lb pull force ;P

@ElPirato

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrRoflchopter that would make an excellent naval weapon

@caswallonandflur692

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMrRoflchopter : LOL ! ABSOLUTELY ! 🤓

It's so much fun, watching you as you explain your projects, you have a infectious laugh.

Joerg: I really enjoy your mechanical genius. From what I see, your castle is safe from the Crusaders

I would have to say that you went well above and beyond with this weapon. This is why I love your videos.

I appreciate the extra effort you've taken for the filming, with a variety of camera angles and backgrounds.

Vastly underrated movie ... my legend movie of 2018 🙌🦶

@jameshateseverything1356

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed so so so true ❤❤❤ I was glue to the screen every second of that delightful movie 😍 and haters and trolls who haven't even *seen* the movie called it a flop ....

@Musabre

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameshateseverything1356 It quite literally was a flop though in every sense of the word. People can argue over whether they liked it or not, but facts are facts.

@jameshateseverything1356

2 жыл бұрын

@@Musabre it may have been considered a financial failure, thats true but flop is the wrong turn due to a dedicated fanbase hence making this a "cult classic" ... it was a financial flop yes but not an artistic one 😍

@Musabre

2 жыл бұрын

​@@jameshateseverything1356 That's subjective though. And a 'flop' is a movie that doesn't live up to expectations and fails at the box office or simply overrall. Which 2018 Robin Hood most definitely was, again objectively, not an opinion. I personally thought it was a terrible movie for many 'artistic' reasons, but I'm aware of the difference between my opinion and facts. You're right in one sense, it's not the first total flop to have a cult following, and it won't be the last of course.

@jameshateseverything1356

2 жыл бұрын

@@Musabre That is an opinion. you cant claim things are objective when they are not ... yes objectively it did not make much money but in my subjective opinion that did not make it a flop, maybe yours it does, but thats still just an opinion. And before you say your definition of flop is objective, remember the phrase "commercial and critical flop" if flop meant *only* financial results of the movie there would be no need to specify critical response which is not related to the finance .

Great Vid Joerg. Seeing how much fun you're having makes it fun for all of us.

Hey Joerg. I just wanna say, I think this is some of your best work engineering wise. You're a real inspiration to me with all these amazing designs. Never stop creating.

It seemed to me as if the original idea for the movie was a “modern” Robin Hood of sorts. The way the crusaders were dressed (scale mail vests VERY similar in look and shape to bulletproof vests), the repeating crossbow being very analogous to an M2HB .50cal, the way the crusaders were armed (all bows, ie all guns) and pretty much all of the costumes. I wonder if it would have been better as a modern movie

Joerg never disappoints!

Your truely a legend my friend. I've watched your vids for years and I just love your channel.

“Completely deadly for my enemies ha ha ha” love it

Great video as always Joerg, proving that you can reproduce the prop. And then showing us a way to improve it! And now you should make an Instant Legolas for the auto aiming bow from Stuff Made Here. That would be awesome!

Here's another idea for a mounted defense: what if the bow and the seat were integrated together into one unit? With a setup like that, you could engineer the bow to be drawn by pushing with your legs and pulling with your whole body. Basically, imagine a rowing exercise machine, but using that motion to invest a huge amount of strength into drawing a powerful bow. Something like this would probably take a two man team since you'd like need someone else to handle the aiming part, but the power and rate of fire you'd be able to achieve would be extreme.

We NEED an action film with all your inventions as props! And you could play a villain!

That is a beautiful home and quite the piece of land love the foliage.

New challenge: being in a tower, could it be rebuilt to be truly automatic? I'm thinking that maybe a falling weight could power it somehow?

@christianstorms3950

2 жыл бұрын

You could trigger it with tripwire, but reloading it seems really hard. Even in a perfect system, a falling weight couldn't muster more power to reload a crossbow than it can deliver dropping on the enemies head, can it?

@jasskeeper8152

2 жыл бұрын

watch his older video

@trogdor8764

2 жыл бұрын

He's already made a repeating bow using a power drill, so you could surely make the same thing with a hand crank.

@tobiash4727

2 жыл бұрын

@@trogdor8764 A hand crank isnt really automatic. And a heavy weight could power a pretty powerful bow. It's just about adding more mass. I'm just curious if it would be at all possible. Would be really cool.

@michaelpettersson4919

2 жыл бұрын

@@trogdor8764 Machine guns are typically manned by two people and such a weapon could do something similar. The gunner would then not have to worry about feeding the weapon since his loader operates the crank.

I am supremely confident they were inspired by you when they designed that scene and that prop.

Your energy is so infectious!

You're a genius when it comes to wood.

Yes, like everything he does, it looks and performs great. Having it mounted on the tripod at its center of gravity would make it easier to handle.

A delightful thrilling movie and a cult classic, and with *the* most dedicated fans you will ever meet who will debunk all of those haters spreading lies about this movie 😅 the Robin Heads are the most passionate fanbase in cinema and we long for Robin Hood 2

@ChainsawFPV

2 жыл бұрын

What about Robin Hood, Men In Tights? That was a classic!

@jameshateseverything1356

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChainsawFPV I have never seen it

@ChainsawFPV

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameshateseverything1356 Its a comedy based on Robin Hood. It is actually pretty funny.

@jameshateseverything1356

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChainsawFPV thanks probably I will watch it as a Robin Head I am a big fan of all things green 🙏 idc if its comedy as long as its respectful of our hero

@jameshateseverything1356

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks a bunch

10 second view of a fictional weapon, wanders off to workshop & comes back with a real weapon that works better than the fake one, so inspirational.

Man I’m new to this channel.. I LOVE his laugh!!!! Great content!! Love it!!

Here's something rather different to usual, Joerg! How about a mechanism, where the initial 'shot' releases a catch which 'fires' a blank and pushes a sled which forces the string back behind its catch and repeats the function? Who said 'powder' had to propel a projectile forward, when it could just power the mechanism instead?!

@BlitzBobNoPants

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's a cool concept, but... When a bow fires, it transfers a lot of energy into the arrow it shoots. With a blank shot, this energy can't transfer and this is really bad for your bow.

@onbedoeldekut1515

2 жыл бұрын

@@penedrador Batteries didn't exist in medieval times.

@onbedoeldekut1515

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlitzBobNoPants You would need to have a small exhaust for the gas, and a cartridge release mechanism, but that would only need to be very small

@thrace_bot1012

2 жыл бұрын

@@onbedoeldekut1515 damn

@TheCrossFTW

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlitzBobNoPants To be fair, the "blank" wouldn't be as harmful to the bow as a true dry-fire, because it would be transferring the energy into the repeating mechanism.

Man, I like that drawing and firing mechanism. I wonder, you think it's possible to scale this up in power even further? Say you can somehow make a tripod that can quickly hook into the ground and use some 2-handed drawing mechanism like seen here to launch even denser bolts? Could be like.. the m2 of the crusades lol

@snapper1627

2 жыл бұрын

or maybe some kind of lever like on the adder...

@sinisterthoughts2896

2 жыл бұрын

He covered it in the video. Not really, it's a bad design, the more power you add, the less efficient it gets at exponential rate. It seriously can't even operate at a certain point due to the lack of efficiency(entropy?). What he made is about as good as it can get. It isn't that it gets harder to use(which it does), but the fact the device will start freezing up when dial up the power.

@SonsOfLorgar

2 жыл бұрын

@@sinisterthoughts2896 isn't that just a consequence of it beeing directly muscle powered instead of using a remote power source, like a treadmill and various mechanical linkages to draw and fire continuously when the power train is connected by the shooter

@sinisterthoughts2896

2 жыл бұрын

@@SonsOfLorgar no. The reason comes from friction with the sled, which is a byproduct of using a bow instead if two independent limbs. Everything is at a cant. If he wasn't trying to make a period, movie accurate version he could engineer around a lot of the issue, but there would still be some there. So it could be mostly remedied by changing the design criteria, in my not very educated opinion.

That Crossbow even SOUNDS extra powerful.

I wish wars were still fought with swords and bows, a lot less casualties than modern wars