"Any man who needs to say I am gay is not a true gay" Tywin lannister

@panther-nk2hn

5 ай бұрын

-Bilbus Bullington

@jackalenterprisesofohio

4 ай бұрын

So does this mean someone saying "I Am Not Gay" is not a true straight? ......shoot...

@thesultanofswing8706

4 ай бұрын

Tin curry is the real gay. There are none more gay. Tim curry is the pinnacle of homosexuality. There were none like him before, there are none like him now, and there will never be another like him. He is a one of a kind queer.

@picturehousescreen2979

4 ай бұрын

@@jackalenterprisesofohio what it means is that a true gay won't need to announce it just as a true straight person doesn't need to announce it. People who are comfortable in themselves (including sexuality) do not need to reaffirm themselves to the rest of the world. If you are making a point of telling people you're not gay or that you are straight is the same thing as a straight person telling people they are not gay or that they are straight. You have only to look at the woke brigade and their constant proclamations of their "identity" while the overwhelming majority of people say nothing about themselves and are not in any way compelled to tell people what they are at any time. Anyone who is making a point of telling you something about their "identity" is among the minority who are not comfortable in themselves and ironically are presenting a false image hoping it will be accepted and this action is indicative of more complicated mental health matters that are likely confusing the person about their identity including their sexuality. To say a person is a true gay is the same as a true straight- they are 100% comfortable in themselves and are not confused about their identity.

@JoesGuy

2 ай бұрын

- Daffyd Thomas, the only gay in the village.

Love Jlongbone describing him as a gas station clerk who won a fight once and now thinks he can give advice on masculinity

@Ramsey276one

5 ай бұрын

I'm currently playing Persona 4 Golden and know all the spoilers and reading that wipes my SP! XD

Remember, "Remarkable Republican" has since announced he's a left wing psy op (not his words but the meaning behind them).

@ShatteredGlassUnicron

5 ай бұрын

Wait, what?

@CharlesUrban

5 ай бұрын

Well, so much for _that_ psyop. At least we know he's not pretending to be a moron.

@diegodankquixote-wry3242

5 ай бұрын

Why was he willing to come on stream and defend the catapults in game of thrones?

@BigBroTejano

5 ай бұрын

@@diegodankquixote-wry3242because that was the point of his trolling, he’s a “republican” and is thus “stupid.”

@KaNoMikoProductions

5 ай бұрын

???????

"Being a homosexual is not only an honor, it's a requirement." -Bilbo Baggins

@SKHYJINX

5 ай бұрын

​@awhellnah__hahaha was about to say similar... its my only joy in this life 😂

Hearing “the ultimate homosexual” just brings me in like I’m going to hear what a power bottom is for the first time.

@Ramsey276one

5 ай бұрын

O M G XD

@speedycerviche2380

5 ай бұрын

I dont want to know and neither do you. We will never sleep again.

@PelemusMcSoy

2 ай бұрын

I see this and I'm trying to think of a parody of Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. ...and then I remember one already exists.

I don't know why "Ultimate Homosexual" / Apex Homosexual is such a funny term to me.

@doublebassman123

5 ай бұрын

Because you imagine the kind of life they would live lol.

@Ramsey276one

5 ай бұрын

Which Danganronpa V season is that? XD

@Ramsey276one

5 ай бұрын

The THUMBNAIL *THAT IS ALL*

@Ramsey276one

5 ай бұрын

SHSL Okama? or The Ultimate Lesbian? ScrumDebate.mp3

This reminds me of that Freedomtoons cartoon. "It's the 1950s, I can provide for my family with just my job, my wife cooks delicious, healthy food for all of us, and my children respect me, and aren't sat in front of a screen all day... BUT I'M SECRETLY GAY!!!"

@DaMaster012

5 ай бұрын

Which one is that one?

@dilloncrowe1018

5 ай бұрын

@DaMaster012 "what the Left thinks the 1950's were like", that video.

@Ramsey276one

5 ай бұрын

Link please! XD

@thoronbar

5 ай бұрын

​@@DaMaster012"How the Left Portrays the 50s" video. I don't think KZread likes links in comments

"He has never taken a lover." Except that one time he stole Tyrion's lover.

@ElvenRaptor

4 ай бұрын

And the person he had three kids with.

@bad-people6510

2 ай бұрын

I mean, that argument is equally applicable to Rag's Richard I claim he made, which I find very strange.

I'm endlessly happy that Wolf made his long awaited return for Lord of the Rings. I have watched the EFAP LotR movie reactions so many times. It felt wrong that he wasn't there, then he was! Don but not forgotten.

@panther-nk2hn

5 ай бұрын

@awhellnah__ Don stop believing, our blessed Wolf may return yet again

@metalmugen

5 ай бұрын

You mean The Lord of Ring

I like the first reason RR gives for why he thinks Tywin is gay is "he don't fuck no more".

Even tho Remarkable Republican revealed himself to be a Poe, this content is still funny as a performance piece and as great material the crew made hilarious jokes/memes with. Loud Soup was one of the first jokes that made me pause the stream because i was laughing so hard

@illuminossentertainment3253

5 ай бұрын

Revealed himself to be a what?

@CptnCardboard

5 ай бұрын

​@@illuminossentertainment3253a Poe. It's a reference to Poe's Law, a maxim that states "At the extremes, parody is indistinguishable from reality". So a Poe is someone parodying a position to show the extreme absurdity of it.

@illuminossentertainment3253

5 ай бұрын

@@CptnCardboard Ah. That's the first I've heard of such a term. Learn something new every day.

@KaNoMikoProductions

5 ай бұрын

Source?

@BlueKunai

5 ай бұрын

He committed to the bit really hard, especially when he came on the stream to debate Game of Thrones with Shad. Gotta give him props for the dedication.

"Being homosexual is distasteful... to me!" - Remarkable Republican, the Gaydar of Westeros

Don’t y’all think it’s amazing how remarkable republican kinda materialized into synthetic man all these years later 💀

@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher

5 ай бұрын

The term is mestastasized

@sweetpeaches6955

4 ай бұрын

It’s all fits 😂

"Protégé homosexual" Don't you mean, Protogay?

I remember dying from laughter at these two video reviews. The star wars "loud soup" was amazing too.

@CarlosThadeu

5 ай бұрын

Didnt he also get mad at all the loud soup memes? 😂

@ViolentMessiah666

5 ай бұрын

Yup, it was bloody hysterical 😂😂

@RhysCallinan-bv1wi

4 ай бұрын

Loud Soup is legendary.

@Kraateer.

4 ай бұрын

Which stream was it on?

I said this on another older clip of this segment, but Richard the Lionheart wasn’t gay and there isn’t any actual evidence to support he was. On the contrary, the historically proven fact that Richard had a illegitimate son he acknowledged named Philip of Cognac goes rather against the idea.

@richter6699

5 ай бұрын

That's usually the way of it. Metatron actually has a great video analyzing the available evidence as to the homosexuality of ancient Greece, and it turns out that there really isn't much of it. This actually surprised me a lot given their reputation lol

@dean_l33

5 ай бұрын

@@richter6699 Most likely a modern day revision to get the gae more accepted

@jahigains9201

5 ай бұрын

I thought of Alexander the Great, but I haven’t researched enough about him

@R0bot4

5 ай бұрын

@@dean_l33yeah for some reason the lgbtq community very desperately wants everything in the past to be gay because… dont know

@slaapt

5 ай бұрын

Philip of Cognac? Is he an ancestor of Critical Drinker?

I think Rags, is the Apex of Queers.

@neropunkt

5 ай бұрын

what is that random comma doing there?

@kirby2567

5 ай бұрын

the Gayest Straight dog who was ever Bi

@SaintVakos

4 ай бұрын

@@neropunkt It exist

_”Being an Apex, S-Tier, Super Massive Homer Textual is the only thing that brings me joy in life…”_ -*Tywin Lannister* Lord of Casterly Rock, Warden of the West, Hand of The King, & The Ultimate Ghey

‘If you need to tell people that you are the Apex Homosexual then you are no Apex Homosexual.’

3:44 Wait. Tywin was banging Shae. That’s a big part of the reason why Tyrion killed her.

( 12:04 ) Interesting thing to note. Tywin is a masterful statesmen but not that much of a military genius. He gets beaten multiple times in a war agaisnt a guy who’s 16/20 depending on which canon you’re using. The red wedding is the ultimate display of this as Robb had been so much of a problem

One of the highlights of these, umm, highlights is that we're getting origin stories for a lot of the on-going memes. I had no idea that the original "Apex Homosexual" was TYWIN.

**Consults Daily Telegraph** "Tywin Lannister. Probable quuaar."

Needed this upload. Hearing about Tywin Lannister being the ultimate homosexual is the only thing that brings me joy in my life

20:34 Literally the only smart thing Joffrey said was “that dragon lady sounds like she could be a problem, maybe we should do something about that.”

Tywin actually loved Joanna so much he never remarried. He hates Tyrion because he killed the love of his life. Remember he married Joanna despite it having zero political gain, as it was his cousin, because he wanted to. It's all very hypocritical, especially not remarrying to create more children to further his line, but that's just the big flaw in his character. A whore being found in his bed only cements the fact he's not much different from Tyrion at all.

I hope that George R. R. Martin will make this oh-so-important lore addition official one day.

@jmh8697

3 ай бұрын

He's more likely to do that than finish the fucking books!

@dodojesus4529

Ай бұрын

On his deathbed, "Tywin is suuuper gay" -Dies

Well, technically homosexuality is deviant behavior because it deviates from the heterosexual norm. We as a society just use "deviant" in a negative way so often we forget what its really referring too. By definition, its not an insult, however being different is frowned upon by humans.

Apparently this guy isn't aware Fredricks The Great of Prussia was a well known homosexual, and one of the greatest generals of the Seven Years War.

@Trux2010

5 ай бұрын

Uhhh ALEXANDER THE FUCKING GREAT?

@magnustoth8506

5 ай бұрын

And why would anyone believe that heterosexuality was a basic requirement for being even a competent general? How many mediocre or poor generals were there in the Seven Years War? I’m sure the vast majority of them visited many prostitutes and fathered many, many bastards. A basic requirement for being a ‘great commander’ often seems to be inventing new methods in a military environment that is ossified. Probably being unconventional to begin with helps you break with military tradition as well.

@dilloncrowe1018

5 ай бұрын

@@Trux2010 exactly, it's believed Charles the 12th of Sweden was aswell, but no one is sure.

@Philipp.of.Swabia

3 ай бұрын

@@Trux2010​​⁠No, Alexander was straight, the instances where he „mourns“ because of the death of a man, are because this man was his best friend and a warrior that stood by his side, you could compare it to Aragorn and Boromirs scene at the end of the first movie, are they gay just because Aragorn mourns his death ? Obviously not. This sort of brotherly love is something that most modern people don’t seem to understand anymore. Then the second argument people bring to „prove“ he was gay is, that he was not interested in girls in his early years. Well the mans father had just been fucking murdered, and the guy was not even a man yet and had to secure the rule for himself, I bet he thought about other things that plowing. 😂💀 Furthermore, Alexander did marry.

@Philipp.of.Swabia

3 ай бұрын

Frederick the great is an interesting topic, there are two options, either he was infertile or gay, but he wasn’t a „well known“ homosexual. All we know is, that Frederick held distance to his wife, it is speculated that his manhood might have been damaged in combat or the things mentioned above, I guess we will Never fully know the truth.

This reminds me of all the flat earthers that constantly say all the famous historical scientists were transgender. This is some bizarre shit.

I wish Little Platoon were here for this one.

@camillecunningham7348

19 күн бұрын

It would've been amazing to see his reaction to this.

I love the work you are doing here. Thanks for always being an Apex Massive.

"gays make bad generals" *every single one of the Diadochi* _has entered the chat_

@FourOf92000

2 ай бұрын

and Frederick II

@SoulTransient

20 күн бұрын

Uh huh

I love this, please continue your work. Rewatching best efap moments is bliss

This channel is brilliant

I love this highlight so much 😆

I look forward to this person coming out in a few years.

This is a top ten classic, for sure!!

I loved this stream so much. 😂

My god, that was so fucking funny! Could be an idea to highlight the Efap lore on this channel; the Efap website is great, but it doesn't refernce them all. You could even make a playlist out of them. Either way, thanks for the laugh. :)

@bushturkey798

4 ай бұрын

He was very much the money man of the seven kingdoms in the books of I recall correctly.

Can't win wars, can't whistle: what _can_ they do?

I thought Tywin's hatred towards Tyrion was causing the death of his wife during childhood?

“Homosexuals tend not to be good at military affairs.” *My brother in Christ, have you heard of Alexander the Great?!*

@gbalfour9618

4 ай бұрын

And he is the only one to beat the Band of Thebes (an elite force of 150 male lovers) who were the top warriors at the time. They beat the Spartans and ended their domination of the area. Well they say it was Alexander's father who did it but Alexander was the general of the his fathers army who actually beat them

@bad-people6510

2 ай бұрын

I mean it's a better example than the one Rags tried, but still not quite definitive.

Tywin Lannister is the Apex homosexual. And Charles dance would own it completely if that was the character

I would watch a show where someone shrinks down to explore someone's brain. Preferably with an 80's ascetic

i need to relisten to these oldfaps when i get the time

@Spillow-C

5 ай бұрын

good luck in finding the time i guess, i listen it during work sometimes

Is the loud thrumming on the left side around 20:56 from the Efap episode? Or from the rendering process?

@elnassew2282

5 ай бұрын

It's from the original video, Metal even comments on it

@Galdorise

5 ай бұрын

The universe itself couldn't handle the powerful truths this man told.

Perfect thumbnail

Thanks to this highlight, I just realized they never discussed that RR found Tywin to be gay because he wasn’t incestuous!!

An EFAP classic

He reminds me of Thersiates The Historian but only on his cadance and tone

this is unbelievably funny

john snow,no bastards...think about it

The thumbnails are APEX XD

There's been rumours swirling around for a long time about Alexander the Great.

if the Tumblr fanfic girl was homophobic

Why is this guy's blather reminding me of _Deliverance_ ? This guy has obviously never been to a gay leather bar, where he'd likely last about thirty seconds before the clientele would make him the star of his own personal Frankie Goes To Hollywood video.

@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax

Ай бұрын

LOL. For sure.

The rumor come out: Does Tywin Lannister is gay?

While funny, I thought this episode had gotten binned when we found out the guy was a po?

@BlueKunai

5 ай бұрын

Nah, they just acknowledged it in a later stream. If they were gonna retroactively remove streams for things that were proven wrong or didn't turn out well then they'd have gotten rid of 84 and anything to do with Jared a long time ago.

@CarlosThadeu

5 ай бұрын

what's a po?

7:37 so based. Wow

"George R. R. Martin is a homosexual." I think his wife Parris McBride would disagree.

@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax

Ай бұрын

So he was a closet case? Most homosexuals up until recently were closeted. Homosexuality didn't just pop up 50 years ago LMAO.

@nblhrt92

Ай бұрын

@@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax Do you just assume that all married men are secretly gay? Cuz from all your other responses on this video, that's what it seems like.

classic

.... That's bait! ....

Renly might have been a bad example 😂

Who told Rags that Richard I was gay? Because he said that pretty definitively despite a total lack of evidence to support that, and I don't even mean from him, I mean at all. People have speculated sure, but on flimsier basis than what this guy is doing with Tywin. Richard I had a ton of documented mistresses and not a hint of a male lover, ever.

🐺♥

Tywin Lannister, Colon Homosexual

Mister-ess is great.

I think RR might have a case of the not-gays!

Here in the Midwest I've HEARD with my own ears people play the "married or gay' game, usually old people. I do't think they think it's a game, but it sounds like one, because it's talk about this person, hmm, are they married? No? So gay? No they were married before, ah ok, not gay...and I'm like who TF cares?

@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax

Ай бұрын

True. These fools (I'm talking everywhere) ALSO can't seem to realize that homosexual men pretended to be straight by marrying women and having children. All of this has been going on since religion shoved its nose into other people's business for millenia. People denying that famous people like Alexander the Great "couldn't possibly be a "pillow biter" just shows the complete delusion of accepting these facts. LOL. For many, their slight bigotry always comes to the fore.

He was always causing a drama

We all know the gays love glory.......🕳️

Remarkable Republican: Tywin lannister is GAY!!! EFAP: Sources? RR: I MADE IT THE F**** UP!!!!

More of an Apex Homosexual than Renly, Loras or Jon Connington ever were 😂😂

Are frogs gay? 🐸

@JewishFrog

5 ай бұрын

I hope so...

I think weird rumbling on the video is making me gay.

“Homosexuals tend not to be very good at conducting military affairs” aside from how painful that sentence is, umm… my dude, allow me to present the greatest general of all time, who led his troops from the front line and defeated the most powerful army in the world at the time, Alexander the Great, famously bisexual/gay, not only a genius at war but a brave warrior who lived to fight. Please good sir, do some research.

@MauLer Gays and Glory holes. When have you ever seen it 😅

@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax

Ай бұрын

In your toilet stall?

Wait....Richard the lion heart, THE Richard the lion heart, is gay?

@bertimusprime7900

5 ай бұрын

Probably not.

@liamjm9278

5 ай бұрын

Yes.

@akumasstorytime3910

5 ай бұрын

It's debatable. The claims are from his opposition so they could be complete lies or just information leaked to the public.

@akumasstorytime3910

5 ай бұрын

@awhellnah__ Rags said Richard the lionheart was gay not Remarkable republican.

@samjudge1240

5 ай бұрын

@awhellnah__ I don't in honestly, as I would check carefully myself. I do got to be careful on info and check for consistency.

"Gays make poor generals..." *laughs in Ancient Greek*

@derigel7662

5 ай бұрын

Just ignore all the minors the slept with....

@fettbub92

5 ай бұрын

@@derigel7662 lol. You get a brownie button for being against child abuse.

@derigel7662

5 ай бұрын

@@fettbub92 i mean there is a difference of being Homosexual and "Gay" now in this time compared to back then. Now gay is a personality trait followed by 8,000 gender identities, where they saw it as an earthly pleasure or actual love and feelings. cause id love you to look me in the eyes and tell me the twitter hive mind of the LGBTQA+#$BDF are as competent as Alexander the Great....

@VMF-rj8qo

5 ай бұрын

​@@derigel7662 Like the straight men back then did?

@derigel7662

5 ай бұрын

@@VMF-rj8qo lololol are you trying to justify pedophiles wow say the quiet part louder for everyone

Did you just assume the wh&re's gender?!

Apex Homosexual....def a power bottom

It's a shame, because with actual arguments you could make the claim that Tywin is gay

Incest was not widely practiced in GoT. In fact, there was a war between the targaryans and the church because they hated the fact that they married their sisters. So comments say the guy is a psyop, but the point still stands.

Whoa.. I'm first for the first time 😁

@bushturkey798

4 ай бұрын

Congratulations!

Mauler, Renly WAS gay lmao! Of all the bastardless nobles you could bring up, you brought up the one with no heir BECAUSE he was gay lmao!

Based on himself if he lived in a fictional universe. Right....... And Gay people don't make good generals? He does realise that the Roman Empire, one of the most successful empires in history had no concept of heterosexual or homosexual relationships as a thing, if you wanted to be in relations with men or women then you could be but there was simply no differentiation between the two.

11:36 Richard was in fact not gay, that has only been made „fake fact“ in the last couple of years of wokeness, Richard was married, though his wife did not bare children, Richard fathered a Bastard son. If a Gay medieval ruler was to father a child, it would be a legitimate one, not a bastard.

Lol. Alexander the Great. Was famously gay.😂 Conquered Egypt, Persia, Greece, parts of Africa ect. Had a empire that through his descendants lasted 300 yrs until Cleopatra and Marc Antonys , Julius Ceasars time. Ceaser himself having been bisexual.Several other Roman Empire and Greek rulers too. And the Knights Templar. Many of which that were executed when they were disbanded admitted to being gay. Having taken oaths of chastity as part of becoming knights of the order would be surprising to believe some were?🙄 Like many Catholic preists

@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax

Ай бұрын

I think he was bi. He liked women too apparently. But nobody really knows. Even people who say he wasn't bi, they don't know the full story. There were many closet cases through history that we'll never know "which way they swung".

did he say George is gay? cos I'm pretty sure he's married

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