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@alicorn3924

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit!?!? Merch too?!

@sofia_paliy

2 жыл бұрын

Really?! XD

@pinballed

2 жыл бұрын

It looks just as bad as Ron himself...

@misplaymishaps5202

2 жыл бұрын

Where is the Hermione has forgotten how to dance shirt?

@mightbecosmic

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god it exists

And that is how Harry, Ron and Hermione are like in the eyes of Snape

@melpomenethemuse

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god you’re right.

@emilykrey5319

4 жыл бұрын

*doesnt see Harry for an entire summer*

@moontheraisin6444

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god- you be correcto

@natalieion5846

4 жыл бұрын

So basically Snape sees the trio as insane people looking for trouble... sounds correct to me! 😂

@starlegends3092

4 жыл бұрын

That's how he sees all the characters.

I love how Voldemort is the only sane character in all this.

@MsTammy80

4 жыл бұрын

He raised his eyebrows when Harry threw his eyeballs into the forest, looked confused when Ron threw his wand at him and more.

@rubenvergouwen1280

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Hermione is too, she just has some anger issues.

@antiohyeahyeah8408

4 жыл бұрын

@@rubenvergouwen1280 she definitely is angry at Ron for eating her family

@oncreativemode5486

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Death Eaters

@agathathesupreme5325

4 жыл бұрын

Just as in the original

I love how the AI basically pauses the story to briefly write a Death Eater fanfic

@misseli1

9 ай бұрын

Isn't the whole thing just a really bizarre fanfic?

@dashieprodx

7 ай бұрын

​@@misseli1 a fanfic within a fanfic

@SupYB

3 ай бұрын

@@misseli1 if you consider AI a fan of harry potter, then yes

"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort..." I can imagine him actually doing this.

@CosmicTherian

2 жыл бұрын

b o n k

@alsire1

2 жыл бұрын

same lol

@shockanova

2 жыл бұрын

It’s just ✨ Ron magic ✨

@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't he actually do that in one book or movie? I know that one time, he had his wand broken and it didn't work correctly.

@ch3rry955

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ nah, I think your talking about Chamber of Secrets when Ron broke his hand due to a car crash when they fell into the whomping willow. (I think that’s what the tree is called..)

I love how even AI disses Ron constantly

@And-lj5gb

4 жыл бұрын

He threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded, though.

@farresalt4381

3 жыл бұрын

While AI praised Ron? It doesn't look like "disses".

@farresalt4381

3 жыл бұрын

@Abel Schröder oh... Yeah.

@aguamiel2349

3 жыл бұрын

@Anam Ibrahim artificial intelligence

@captainmaim

3 жыл бұрын

Even our embryonic robot overlords know that gingers are evil...

"What's your favorite Harry Potter book?" "Well....."

@rtnightmare

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t have the heart to take away your 666 likes because your comment is cursed and you deserve it. 😝

@AbdullahKhan-el6xw

4 жыл бұрын

I wanna like but its at 666

@mr.shepherdspie7958

3 жыл бұрын

It's complicated

@aqrael

3 жыл бұрын

2000th like sksksk

@DominicDM2014

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh it’s either this or goblet of fire xd

This entire video was just Harry: *insane* Ron: *useless* Hermione: *weirdly aggressive* Voldemort: *confused* The death eaters: *wholesome*

@suravinayan2753

Жыл бұрын

Dumbledore: *Calling a Hufflepuff pig with toad face Hagrid*

@graceygal2664

Жыл бұрын

@@suravinayan2753 LMFAO

@izarian42

Жыл бұрын

Sooo, you're just going to completely leave out the main hero of the story? Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost? Ugh, J.K.K Rolkien is turning over in her grave!

@mateocabral1660

Жыл бұрын

Well I don’t think they clumped happily, so Hermione got aggressive

@astra6698

Жыл бұрын

@@izarian42 so sorry I forgot 😞 they really were the main protagonists, it’s a shame they didn’t get more screen time

Why is no one talking about The pig of hufflepuff that pulsed like a large bullfrog and was then declared as Hagrid, now that's a character arc right there

@patpat3975

2 жыл бұрын

That part is awfuly underrated

@addemup8645

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. What kind of magic crack was Dumbledore snorting in order for him to make such an insane declaration?

@maple22moose44

2 жыл бұрын

@@addemup8645 wdym insane, it’s perfectly reasonable, even expected

@WeirdWonderful

Жыл бұрын

@@addemup8645 I mean, given how his typical aproach to potentially lethal danger posed to hundreds of literal school aged children under his care is to leave a series of riddles like the godamn Riddler and then just refuse to tell Harry and co. basic information just so it could be a dramatic reveal later, well I'm just saying, the dude STARTS orientation for Harry and co. in Book 1 by alluding to Fluffy outright, because when has telling actual children about something dangerous and forbidden EVER made them more set on doing those things ? This guy was a principal of a school for children, for years and years at this point, so either he is breathtakingly incompetent, or very very senile. Perhaps both !

@BolasMinion

Жыл бұрын

@@WeirdWonderful Even Percy is unsure of Albus' senility all the way back in The Philosopher's Stone.

"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort." Good old Ron magic.

@AH-vm8yo

3 жыл бұрын

Love how everyone felt so bad for Ron they gave him a round of applause

@Mrbloxguy

3 жыл бұрын

Lovely Ron Magic.

@tvfunkyman6269

3 жыл бұрын

Blimey harry

@WeirdWonderful

3 жыл бұрын

Who knew Ron's magic is literally just physics.

@theycallmecryptooo

3 жыл бұрын

RoN mAGiC~

“He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head, and threw them into the forest” Yeah, I’d say that’s an overreaction

@johndavis-si2oo

3 жыл бұрын

Voldemort just be like : dud what the heck

@monochrome3168

3 жыл бұрын

^_-

@familydoherty6873

3 жыл бұрын

so would i

@dakotamartinez8310

3 жыл бұрын

I am your 500th Like.

@Ohflipsnap

2 жыл бұрын

The AI did not lie.

I love how in this version, Harry is an idiot, the death eaters are wholesome and Voldemort is the only one who's not totally insane.

@patpat3975

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about how Ron is a self-centered cannibalist. But let that sink in

@user-pt5cl2ro6f

2 жыл бұрын

@@patpat3975 Love the Ron pfp tho

@gachabloxgirl3958

2 жыл бұрын

And that Hermione forgot how to dance.

@Dualbladedscorpion7737

2 жыл бұрын

@@gachabloxgirl3958 Are you crazy? She can here you!!! 😬😬

@g-ray4088

2 жыл бұрын

@@patpat3975 NO LET THE SINK IN MAN

harry: *dips hermione in hot sauce* "harry was hungrier than he had ever been" HARRY NO

@localplatypus994

3 жыл бұрын

Harry no don't eat Hermione

@terraynahallen

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@robbietheweirdo

2 жыл бұрын

the rest of them are already eaten

@surrealmeme8344

2 жыл бұрын

@@robbietheweirdo he was going to finish what Ron started.

@patpat3975

2 жыл бұрын

@@surrealmeme8344 That's why Harry's a good friend

Everybody gangsta until they realize that the villains are Harry, Ron, and Hermione and the heroes are Voldemort and the very wholesome Death Eaters.

@shanlanglyngdoh5965

3 жыл бұрын

Extremely wholesome death eaters

@dontmindme2267

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard from the vid plus your comment I accidentally disliked it

@mysteryman5523

3 жыл бұрын

Death eaters design reminds me of badboyhalo’s Minecraft skin (badboyhalo is the most wholesome and nice man in all Minecraft community)

@LadiesHideYourMans

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysteryman5523 imo I think Tubbo is

@mysteryman5523

3 жыл бұрын

즉위nikot the wunder kid tubbo swears, he is a mean muffin-head

Ron did a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry, and immediately started to *eat Hermione's family.*

@lunarflareYT

5 жыл бұрын

vore in a nutshell

@kiddosneakybeaky3934

5 жыл бұрын

V o r e

@ianramsden1533

5 жыл бұрын

Like 666

@socialiism3583

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly Don't google it Don't find it out the hard way(like I did two years ago when it popped up in my recommended)

@sinnerthesinful552

5 жыл бұрын

@LemonBoy Well, unlucky for you, i was born with every single fetish possible

I absolutely love the subtle implications in "The Death Eaters were dead now and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been"

@shadowisinsane845

Жыл бұрын

He also dipped Hermione in hot sauce, sooooo....

@Ravens-Call

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowisinsane845 harry no--

@RameenAgha

9 ай бұрын

​@@shadowisinsane845 nO-

@SillyGirlie.

8 ай бұрын

Bro was just a lil hungry 🤭

@airy214

7 ай бұрын

harry yes

When you feel Voldemort standing behind you, what do you do ? 1. Run away 2. Fight him 3. Tear your eyes from your head and throw them into the forest after feeling a huge overreaction

@nobleconsejera5278

Жыл бұрын

It makes sense. That way, you can't see him, so he won't scare you 🤣 Nope

@definitelynotriley

Жыл бұрын

he’s just a very bad and mean wizard

@Noname-xr4ql

Жыл бұрын

@@definitelynotriley Damn you a savage!

@hyzmarie

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely #3. He’ll know who’s the real dark wizard >:)

@hahnahhofstetter2480

10 ай бұрын

All of the above. 😈

How are there not more comments about the line "The Dursleys had never been to the castle, and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What looked Like a Large Pile of Ash"? There's some real charm to an AI knowingly saying "Yknow that thing that's never happened in the series before? Yeah, i'm not gonna do it either. Now, moving on..."

@sickeninglysweetlikehoney9917

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@goroakechi6126

4 жыл бұрын

Then it violently murders Harry by tossing him down the stairs.

@And-lj5gb

4 жыл бұрын

It's like when you are yet to hit the required number of words in your essay. ;)

@eruiluvatar7155

3 жыл бұрын

@שחר א. have mercy on reality please

@1111gjhfscvhdsh

3 жыл бұрын

And how the door opened when, said out loud: “BEEF WOMEN”

"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."

@scytheleaf

4 жыл бұрын

WEED EATER

@copperthedragon870

4 жыл бұрын

@@scytheleaf Hello fellow Seawing!

@scytheleaf

4 жыл бұрын

Copper the Mud Hivewing Hybrid ‘fellow?’

@TheSurrealBoye

4 жыл бұрын

@@scytheleaf That's a good one.

@bredli6788

4 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow Wings of Fire dragons.

The fact that they scream about how closed the door is is the most underrated part of this entire story

@Jay-bq1dq

8 ай бұрын

True. This shit sending me every time xD

@renthewerecat

6 ай бұрын

and the only way they could think of fixing it would be if it became a small orb

@lucasmatthiessen1570

2 ай бұрын

WHY IS DOOR SO CLOSED?! WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE A SMALL ORB INSTEAD?!

“We’re the only people that matter, he’s never going to get rid of us!” Ron, Harry and Hermione said in chorus, as the fourth wall laid in pieces at their feet

@HangryOnPaws

3 жыл бұрын

And as Mister Staircase swept away the fragments of the magical theoretical wall they marched through the metacosmic void and entered the real world. And thus Armageddon was unleashed.

@Pearleace

3 жыл бұрын

@@HangryOnPaws and they say A.I. isn't dangerous!

@Nat_the_Chicken

3 жыл бұрын

@@HangryOnPaws Ron will eat _everyone's_ family now. (After Harry dips them in hot sauce first, of course.)

@gachaarriecantfindusername5664

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nat_the_Chicken then push them all down Eiffel Tower's staircase {does it even have one?}

@Nat_the_Chicken

2 жыл бұрын

@@gachaarriecantfindusername5664 I assume so, as I think you can go up it

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard!” Harry SAVAGELY said.

@jess_7076

5 жыл бұрын

voldemort: no im not *runs off into the distance sobbing*

@hijack69

5 жыл бұрын

@@jess_7076 Voldemort: No u _proceeds to show Harry his Uno Reverse Card_

@jess_7076

5 жыл бұрын

@@hijack69 Harry: *surprise pikachu face*

@randomtrashcan2678

5 жыл бұрын

Insert air horn sound effects here

@potatoefat940

5 жыл бұрын

xXGachaJessXx *tears his eyes from his head*

“Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry” *Appropriate reaction*

@donovanthefrog138

4 жыл бұрын

But... Does he even have eyebrows?

@CharlotteN555

3 жыл бұрын

Donovan The Frog BUT HOW WOULD HARRY BE ABLE TO SEE WITHOUT HSI EYES?

@CharlotteN555

3 жыл бұрын

Lindsay Yeah but he threw them into the forest

@CharlotteN555

3 жыл бұрын

Laynie Hehe

@Sign_E

3 жыл бұрын

That reaction is INAPPROPRIATE- He should have FREAKED. OUT. I mean, he *is* Voldemort, but it’s still not every day you see someone throw their eyeballs into the forest...

"He felt a great overreaction" really just sums up Harry Potter as a whole

@patpat3975

2 жыл бұрын

Also "We're the only people that matter, he's never going to get rid of us"

@SarastistheSerpent

Жыл бұрын

Basically that is the entire plot of Order of the Phoenix lmao

"If you two can't clump happily I'm going to get aggressive." Hermione says calmly

@Agt_Seven

Жыл бұрын

She is reasonable like that

@Arsonist_HufflePuff

2 ай бұрын

*HARRYPOTTAHDIDYAPUTYORNAMEINDAHGOBLETOFFIYYAAAAAA?!?!?!*

Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. Okay, I accept that

@blackfang3000

3 жыл бұрын

For the rest of the summer.

@da_xbox360

3 жыл бұрын

@@pakmanliejd2444 *p*

@Lucario0007

3 жыл бұрын

Ron must hate that

@tackeymattress6192

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucario0007 nah he just accepts it

@Lucario0007

2 жыл бұрын

@@tackeymattress6192 *screama in arachnophobic*

“Voldemort, You’re a very bad and mean wizard” *_Destruction 100_*

@Saige_L

3 жыл бұрын

Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir?

@ilysm.6642

3 жыл бұрын

Creative Name That depends, Who’s asking?

@Saige_L

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilysm.6642 Oh, sure, sir I'm "Alexander Hamilton", I'm at your service sir, *I have been looking for you*

@ilysm.6642

3 жыл бұрын

Creative Name *_I’m getting nervous.._*

@skyisherelol3492

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilysm.6642 S I R, I heard your name in Princeton

My therapist: Your dreams have meanings. My dreams:

@pasta_eeee

2 жыл бұрын

they predict the next book

@ribbitrabbit64

2 жыл бұрын

They are written by AI

@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3

Жыл бұрын

@@ribbitrabbit64 comedians actually

@CH40T1C_TW1NKL3

7 ай бұрын

@user-hl8rd4ek4m same thing

I love how Voldemort just looks like he’s _done_ with everything.

@GriffinPilgrim

Жыл бұрын

"I've had a long day and this lot are even more annoying than they usually are..."

@cymikgaming1266

Жыл бұрын

"i should have killed him before i killed his parents"

J.k. Rowling should take a tip from this masterpiece.

@MaladyKayjo

6 жыл бұрын

Pikapetey Animations it was written by a AI

@williamromero-auila7129

6 жыл бұрын

Every writer should.

@anonymousfrog9826

6 жыл бұрын

Sooooooooo... This comment makes me a nerd for liking the Harry Potter series?

@grapesodasalmander2434

6 жыл бұрын

Pikapetey Animations *Searing Pain*

@imgoingtoeatlasagnaonmygra6682

6 жыл бұрын

I always knew ron was a cannibal

“Death eaters who looked bad” The death eaters: the most polite and reasonable people there

@bread_box_6284

3 жыл бұрын

We all stan the death eaters

@user-xw7kp2ye6c

3 жыл бұрын

@@bread_box_6284 stan?

@bread_box_6284

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-xw7kp2ye6c google provides a better definition then I can, so you should probably do that /nm

@user-xw7kp2ye6c

3 жыл бұрын

@@bread_box_6284 ok then

@Otamatone69

3 жыл бұрын

well voldemort is still the only sane one in all of this

It's hilarious how close the plot elements actually are to the books, just applied in different contexts. Like taking a picture, ripping it up, then making a collage out of the pieces.

@adf5001

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@hyzmarie

11 ай бұрын

That’s what AI does

@kl3321

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, you can still see Rowling's writing style.

There's actually more books in this series that the AI created. It further devolves into barely comprehensible madness, and it's brilliant. It would be awesome if more of it got animated one day. :D

@hueningkaiisntabedstopslee2429

2 жыл бұрын

Oh really? Can you tell me where I can find those. I've been searching on KZread for hours but I cant

@frequentfrenzied

2 жыл бұрын

I highly doubt this since it pretty well known at this point that this story was actually written by a human imagining what a neural network trying to write a Harry Potter book would produce if it were really advanced. A real neural network trying to do this would most likely produce something totally incomprehensible.

@wiiuandmii7619

2 жыл бұрын

Technically it was written by an AI, but a very rudimentary one with lots of human help. I’d love to see what a full neural network could create!

@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ

2 жыл бұрын

Whether it was written by an AI or a human, it seems that the attempt wasn't to write a story, but to write a parody with as many jokes as possible. I heard that there is a formula AI can use to make jokes. So this would be easier for AI to undertake than to write a script for an actual story. If it was AI, the jokes were computed perfectly. I haven't laughed like this in a long time.

@daigonmocs0785

2 жыл бұрын

1 year and still no link. things are looking bleak

“Not so handsome now, uh?” *dips Hermione in hot sauce* Weird flex, but okay.

@herusolares5320

5 жыл бұрын

Well he was hungry, and the death-eaters were dead.

@kayr.4139

5 жыл бұрын

I KNOE

@Pandalka

5 жыл бұрын

deal with it

@draoswaargbaal7598

5 жыл бұрын

Hes gonna eat out hermoine

@max-rdj9741

4 жыл бұрын

Best use of this meme

"Voldemort raised his eyebrow" **wait.....he has eyebrows?**

@CharlotteN555

3 жыл бұрын

But how would Harry be able to see if he had any without his eyes?

@MilesTailsProwerfan9

3 жыл бұрын

They're drawn on with a marker. At least, that's how I'd like to imagine it.

@user2C47

3 жыл бұрын

The AI likely didn't find the subtle clue that [REDACTED] does not have eyebrows, and AI that interprets text does not seem to have enough memory to store long term plot details, such as Harry being dead before the start of the chapter.

@kyleenderland200

3 жыл бұрын

That may be the most unsettling part of this story.

@sydssolanumsamsys

3 жыл бұрын

w a i t a s e c o n d

I like how Voldemort just looked like he was sick of everyone’s shit

The death eaters honestly seem nicer than Ron, Hermione or Harry- All they do is kiss each other and say polite things. While Harry, Ron and Hermione.... That’s a whole other story full of madness and confusion...

@squirlis1189

2 жыл бұрын

Dipping each other in goddamn hot sauce.

@Philip54622

Жыл бұрын

Voldemort seems like a bored normal guy as well

"Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded." I'm so proud of him. :')

@yourlocalcryptid8095

5 жыл бұрын

R/thathappened

@dahpinacolada2914

5 жыл бұрын

My little baby has grown up

@DonutMaster56

5 жыл бұрын

Ron is the handsome one

@bugzygirl2795

5 жыл бұрын

Good job Ron 👏👏👏👏

@fangsstory5261

5 жыл бұрын

Yes some thing else then trying to ruin Harry’s relationships

Imagine your crush kisses you. You say "Oh, well done." Everyone starts clapping.

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

me, chalk-full of social anxiety, if my crush ever kissed me in public "Uh......... *WELL DONE*"

@Jan_Koopman

3 жыл бұрын

@@fossilfighters101, * claps *

@abeanwithintentions

3 жыл бұрын

politely.

@_The.Queen.In.Pink_

2 жыл бұрын

That's gotta be an r/ThatHappened story

@hillhank3070

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations Shinji

The part where Ron is doing "a frenzied tap dance" and eats Hermione's family is incredibly unsettling, horror movie writers can learn from this literary master.

@coyotix

2 жыл бұрын

stranger things take notes

"What about Ron magic?" Ron asked as the world around him turned into an anime.

@MBZ901

Ай бұрын

and spiders

"They were all screaming about how closed the door was" Masterpiece

@lillypease6064

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

@lillypease6064

5 жыл бұрын

👌

@drakeevans8042

5 жыл бұрын

I agree with you on that it was a masterpiece of the series

@saffroncoasts6950

5 жыл бұрын

AHH THE DOOR IS CLOSED WHATCWILL WE DO!

@charlesbrownjr5618

5 жыл бұрын

*b e e f w o m e n*

He looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was. *Damn, that door is HELLA closed!*

@cobalt7684

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDD

@tigerredeo8877

4 жыл бұрын

Hallvua a of boss

@akrobeau

4 жыл бұрын

“Please, can you be replaced with a small orb??”

@rainbow_vader

4 жыл бұрын

LET ME IN LET ME IIIIINNN

@evesouricemansion9716

3 жыл бұрын

BY MERLIN, THE DOOR IS *CLOSED* GUYS ! WE ARE DOOMED !

Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters, who looked bad. Death Eaters: "I think it's ok if you like me!" "Thank you very much" *Proceeds to plant a kiss on the other* Me: Oh yes, they are bad to the bone.

"He saw Harry and immediatly began to eat Hermione's family" *Finally, some good f*cking food*

@starchild3215

2 жыл бұрын

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!!!!??????

@TFSMF2

2 жыл бұрын

@@starchild3215 WHAT ARE YOU!!!?

I got my "Hermione has forgotten how to dance" shirt for my tall death eater cosplay yesterday.

@dydlus

3 жыл бұрын

Just make sure there isn't any mud around.

@evesouricemansion9716

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@PomegranatePomPom

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@killerkitten7534

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget your Ron shirt for your Ron cosplay

@captainmaim

3 жыл бұрын

@@killerkitten7534 don't... you'll be covered in spiders before all is done.

"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself." *I can't*

@MrBones-be7ry

2 жыл бұрын

Cant what mate

@adyn8811

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBones-be7ry can't.

@MrBones-be7ry

2 жыл бұрын

@@adyn8811 understandable, have a good day.

@camiengstrom334

2 жыл бұрын

Ron is my least favorite character, so it makes sense.

@anonymousgaslighter345

2 жыл бұрын

@@camiengstrom334 you're a lost cause

I like how after consuming the entire Harry Potter series, the ai came to the same conclusion about Ron’s magical abilities as half the fan base

"We're the only people wo matter, he's never going to get rid of us." In a way that's actually a perfectly accurate portrayal of the books.

@NoName-hg6cc

Жыл бұрын

True. 😂 The movie more than the books though

@Hollow_Tim

11 ай бұрын

Well that's the protagonists in any story. (There's definitely more characters that matter than just the main 3 though, especially in the books)

@EccentricGentelman

11 ай бұрын

@@Hollow_Tim "Well that's the protagonists in any story." That's the point I was making.

*Ron's Ron shirt, was just as bad AS Ron himself.* *RON WAS GOING TO BE SPIDERS, HE JUST WAS.*

@glanni

5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't proud of it, but it was hard not to be covered in spiders when it all was done

@chaosa5936

5 жыл бұрын

It would be cool to be able to turn into a spider hive mind then reform as yourself wherever you like. It would be incredible useful too.

@glanni

5 жыл бұрын

@@chaosa5936 like Jafar in the second Aladdin movie? yeah!

@calcifer6142

5 жыл бұрын

poor ron

@Dahve99

5 жыл бұрын

@@glanni Obviously there are loads of death eaters in there castle let's listen in on their meetings.

Death eaters: kissing each other and clapping. “The good guys” : *Ron began to eat hermiones family*

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

2 жыл бұрын

they have to be sacroficed to ron or else he would of ate hermione and harry

@xxavaxx3151

2 жыл бұрын

Harry dipped hermione in hot sauce

@SensPiotr

2 жыл бұрын

@@xxavaxx3151 - not so handsome now!

@gatortime8368

2 жыл бұрын

Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer. “I’m Harry Potter!” He began yelling

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

2 жыл бұрын

@@gatortime8368 "The dark arts better beware oh boy"

This is obviously one of Voldemort's lucid dreams, he's trying so hard to wake up but can't, that's why he's the only normal character here

“The Dursleys had never been to the castle and were not about to go there in Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash.” UGH THANKS FOR THE SPOILERS, BOOK

I love how the death eaters are just having a friendly kissing sesh meanwhile Harry and Ron are cannibalistic killers

@da_xbox360

3 жыл бұрын

also screaming about a closed door with Mr staircase

@soupispoggiers31

3 жыл бұрын

It's so true omg 🤣

@doof5732

2 жыл бұрын

Fixed the number of likes

@heikkipaasi1279

2 жыл бұрын

They were planning to get rid of Harry's magic though.

@mnbvcxz9385

2 жыл бұрын

@@heikkipaasi1279 why wouldnt they want to get rid of a cannibalistic killer’s magic?

Someone: What's your favourite movie Me: Harry Potter Someone: Which one? Me: ... it's hard to explain

@adamperinay5297

3 жыл бұрын

The 9th one

@itzflame5523

3 жыл бұрын

I hate him but love him at the same exact time

@tiramiisu0

3 жыл бұрын

rip

@KamHam123

3 жыл бұрын

Same person: You can have multiple Me: . . .

@username24653

3 жыл бұрын

5th

Harry spending the rest of the summer falling down stairs had me in tears lmao

The death eaters are the nicest people in this entire story

"not so handsome now" thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce... This is peak comedy

@kiiish1

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ludvigs2389

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. NoobyGames Holy shit, I didn't know people did this.

@rexcake

4 жыл бұрын

Weird flex, but ok.

@jimboringo9958

4 жыл бұрын

Ludvig S they shouldn’t

@cal927

4 жыл бұрын

*oh god*

Dumbledore: Harry. I offer you a choice. You may either fall down this spiral staircase for the rest of the summer, or, you may return home and live with the Dursleys instead. Which would you prefer? Harry: GUESS.

@h.f.a.1221

4 жыл бұрын

Kent Magami yes.

@CaptainSpycrab

4 жыл бұрын

**Yeets self down stairwell**

@runningoncylinders3829

4 жыл бұрын

He gets a staircase either way, and at least the Hogwarts one doesn't come with emotional pains.

@RozyPoyo

4 жыл бұрын

@@runningoncylinders3829 *OOF!*

@michaelstitt7178

4 жыл бұрын

It seems that Dumbledore is quite the sadist.

How did the death eaters not hear them screaming about how closed the door was? Also BEEF WOMEN

@temmieton9755

Жыл бұрын

They're too polite to stop them from doing that.

3:00 🎶🎵🎼Hermione can't dance Hermione can't dance Hermione cannot dance She only reads books And she cannot dance Even if she's reading A "How to Dance" book🎶🎵

@YaBoiDoi

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@TheDutchGhost

Жыл бұрын

She is going to make it her primary task in life for as long as it takes to hunt you down now.

@Kyranyoutubevids

7 ай бұрын

But Hermione looks cute in this animation.

@dashieprodx

7 ай бұрын

​@@KyranyoutubevidsYeah but Ron's the handsome one.

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard", Harry "savagely" said... so... Is this basically the opposite of Dumbledore asking "calmly"?

@sickeninglysweetlikehoney9917

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I would think so

@Lord_Drakostar

4 жыл бұрын

What

@thefirelynx6839

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@thepriestunknown3999

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Drakostar, they’re talking about how in the book, Dumbledore asked calmly if Harry had put his name in the Goblet of Fire, but in the movie, he yelled it.

@Lord_Drakostar

4 жыл бұрын

@@thepriestunknown3999 ah ok

"We're the only ones that matter" That's it. That's the whole story

@akirakomaeda8781

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@campyouisthatway4099

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that was a got quote for a sec

@SpockLover27

5 жыл бұрын

The movies are enjoyable memes to watch, but if I read the books I would no doubt end up throwing them. I can't stand the whole predestined hero garbage.

@akirakomaeda8781

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpockLover27 Seem like someone does not like the legened of Zelda

@SpockLover27

5 жыл бұрын

@@akirakomaeda8781 I don't really feel one way or another about it since I never played the games growing up.

I find it hilarious that Voldemort is the only sane person in this animation. Unintentional irony is the best.

2:55 so, Hermione nodded encouragingly, all the way back from the castle grounds, just because of the mud on said grounds to dip the deatheater's face on it right afterwards. I'm really trying to make sense of what the actual f was the AI thinking at this point.

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand your English

@addison1024

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was jus thinking "what words can I put together to make a sentence that sounds like harry potter", but I see your point

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard!” Kindergarteners trying to roast each other be like:

@atomuniverse6326

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like one of Dobby's insults LOL!

@hapseost6629

3 жыл бұрын

Nah- its more like: “Your poop- *intense laugh*

@informationnotavailable6433

3 жыл бұрын

666 Edit: There were 666 likes when I posted

@goozgaming9940

3 жыл бұрын

@@informationnotavailable6433 gasp!

@evasivefox2700

3 жыл бұрын

@@informationnotavailable6433 lol

“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.”

@greenware7186

4 жыл бұрын

That's a mood

@TT-fv5ro

4 жыл бұрын

Vibe chech

@Missingno_Miner

4 жыл бұрын

That hair tho. That's Ronald trump right there

@anirbanhasan8988

4 жыл бұрын

RONCEPTION!

@yellowMarshmello

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this three or four times and this still cracks me up

I love how Hermione and Voldemort are the only slightly normal ones.

@daleksaan935

6 ай бұрын

Eh, despite him standing creepily behind Harry, he didn’t really do anything weird.

Ok voldemort was literally the most chill and normal dude. Ron and Harry both displayed cannibalistic tendencies and acted very unusually (in a bad way). They said a bunch of weird crap too. Meanwhile Voldemort legit just raised his brows and got wands thrown at him lmao

@randomintrovertedspider7510

10 ай бұрын

I mean, the good guys are clearly the Death Eaters in this timeline -- heck, they aren't even planning to kill Harry, they are just trying to get rid of his magic.

@vanilla4983

14 күн бұрын

@@randomintrovertedspider7510Just realised that they’re probably trying to get rid of his magic so that it’s harder for Harry to go on a cannibalistic rampage instead of the death eaters doing it to be evil.

Even in this auto-generated story, Hermione is the reason Harry and Ron know what to do and are still alive.

@TonyVBlue5

3 жыл бұрын

Yet she only is good when dipped in hot sauce.

@SharkSalesman90

2 жыл бұрын

Yum lol

@sunnyd9321

2 жыл бұрын

@@TonyVBlue5 I mean Ron didn't even need sauce to eat her parents.

@patpat3975

2 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyd9321 Muggles are better without sauce. Trust me, i know from experience

@ilikecookies9796

2 жыл бұрын

@@patpat3975 *Jazz music stops*

If J. K. Rowlings tweets actually made it into the books, this would be it.

@sach1460

5 жыл бұрын

Next J.K. Rowling tweet: "Ron can turn into spiders. He hates spiders because they remind him of himself, and he has self esteem issues"

@mishti3941

5 жыл бұрын

@@sach1460 seems legit xD

@CarlJohnson-tw2yp

5 жыл бұрын

Especially the gay death eaters

@potatoefat940

5 жыл бұрын

cobwebbed that's the tea

@Pandalka

5 жыл бұрын

if Ron consists of a certain group of spiders, other spiders mingling into the crowd can mess things up for him.

This is like a *really* good mad libs, an absolute masterpiece!

It's sad when a computer program's fanfic is still less confusing than My Immortal.

Loki: *I have been falling ... for 30 MINUTES!* Harry: _falls for the rest of summer_

@bethriggs2123

3 жыл бұрын

hMmMmM

@taneemalam1135

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I got the reference

@mudkip4615

3 жыл бұрын

Rookie numbers

@Bartekkru100

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: It was 21st of September, 11:59pm

@taneemalam1135

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bartekkru100 I N F I N I T E I Q

Dumbledore smiled at it and placed his hand on it's head. *“Y O U A R E H A G R I D N O W”*

@273_degrees_kelvin

5 жыл бұрын

Hagrid is depressed now

@huskyfluffers9017

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like this has happened before

@user-qo9vo7eq2o

5 жыл бұрын

pig: I'm a what?

@jaybarnes9597

5 жыл бұрын

I read that as Your're hag I know

@Dylan-Frost

5 жыл бұрын

You're a pig, hagrid

This is an absolute work of poetry and emotion such portrayed in a beautiful complex sequel wow this is such a work of art the poetry was absolutely STUNNING

The weird thing is that sometimes it _almost_ makes sense until something like "and then Hermione ate ron's whole family" happens

@viridiannucleon

9 ай бұрын

Revenge? REVENGE! I'll show you revenge!

Harry could feel Voldemort behind him, he felt an over reaction coming, so he tore his eyes out of his head and threw them into the forest... that is pretty reasonable if you ask me

@lillyfact6617

5 жыл бұрын

😄

@273_degrees_kelvin

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm... I might try that someday (the day I watch two Death Eaters kiss and Voldemort sneaks up behind me while Ron eats Hermione’s family and turns into a big pile of spiders)

@graceholland5770

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, it is an overreaction

@gaelic_geek5709

5 жыл бұрын

[how to survive Bird Box]

@Pandalka

5 жыл бұрын

magic is something I think is very good 😂

“We’re the only people who matter, he’s never gonna get rid of us.” Harry, Hermiony, and Ron chanted in chorus. A computer wrote that line? Seems like the computer became aware of just how bullshit biased the rules of hogwarts are towards those three.

@Lord_Drakostar

4 жыл бұрын

Not rlly BS biased but they kinda deserved it

@Dumbledoresarmy13

4 жыл бұрын

It watched enough Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged to spot the special ability "main character" being activated

@eiselda

4 жыл бұрын

Well, they kinda saved the world multiple times...

@Lord_Drakostar

4 жыл бұрын

@sparklejett they keep saving the school so

@Lord_Drakostar

4 жыл бұрын

@sparklejett but dumbledore knew

I thought the way Voldemort looked when he first appeared was stupid but I loved how completely nonplussed by everything going on he looked for the rest of the story. Exactly how I pictured him when I read it.

Ron: gives the bare minimal effort of throwing his wand at Voldermort. Everyone else: (applause) Bravo! Good show!

The first death eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on the cheek “Oh well done!!”

@alexp.7068

4 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

@mandarinablue8438

4 жыл бұрын

@The Crazy Camper or king

@PlayerN101

4 жыл бұрын

@@mandarinablue8438 One of them is a confirmed male and the other's gender isn't identified so it's gays or not gay

@grandallrandall5688

4 жыл бұрын

👏*polite clapping* 👏

@rosekitten5141

4 жыл бұрын

It's so cute also here's the timestamp if you want to watch it on repeat: 2:05

You: Hermione can't draw Me, an intellectual: Hermione has forgotten how to dance

@laurabuxel2718

4 жыл бұрын

How is your face-... still muddy?

@quinintheclouds

4 жыл бұрын

Me, a kindred intellectual: Lupin can't sing

@canxiawu6850

4 жыл бұрын

Hermione can’t draw, Hermione can’t draw, Hermione cannot draw. She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she is reading a how-to-draw book

@ladytron0591

4 жыл бұрын

HERMIONE CANT DANCE HERMIONE CANT DANCE HERMIONE CANNOT DANCE SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DANCE EVEN IF SHES READING A HOW TO DANCE BOOK

@chaos9608

4 жыл бұрын

Me, an intellectual:hermione does not acquire the ability that allows her to T-pose

I’ve seen Rons Ron shirt. It’s not nearly as bad as Ron himself. I think whoever made Ron’s Ron shirt used photoshop to make Ron look much better on his Ron shirt. Very well made and high quality shirt as well.

@HangryOnPaws

Жыл бұрын

So true. I personally prefer his Ron pants.

@Kiwisy

Жыл бұрын

It was enhanced using Ron Magic.

@Combes_

Жыл бұрын

This both makes all the sense in the world, and absolutly none

@Acheron666

Жыл бұрын

@@Kiwisy Did mountains of mice explode? That’s how you know you’ve done it properly.

@Acheron666

Жыл бұрын

@@Combes_ Makes more sense than Ron becoming spiders.

0:19 ✨MAGIC✨ IT WAS SOMETHING HARRY THOUGHT WAS VERY GOOD.

AI: Harry did not like to think about birds. Cursed Child: Harry was afraid of pigeons. *In conclusion* *Cursed Child was written by an AI*

@CharlotteN555

3 жыл бұрын

Twenty Øne Cheers for Sweet REEvenge *But cursed Child kinda sucks and this is a masterpiece...*

@froggie5624

3 жыл бұрын

Yah, I never watched it, but the only plot is that “Harry’s son went to slitherlyn, Harry was not pleased.”

@hohrhamikaiolaf464

3 жыл бұрын

the AI is learning sadly not only the good things tho

@CharlotteN555

3 жыл бұрын

Bean God The book is just like lines for plays 😔

@benjaminnrgaard5266

3 жыл бұрын

No no, it means that the AI story is canon

I ship Death Eater x Death Eater. OTP!! Who’s with me?

@yourlocalcryptid8095

5 жыл бұрын

I am

@nerdgrandpa

5 жыл бұрын

Me!

@snappykitty6383

5 жыл бұрын

*already making various fanarts and fanfiction* already on it

@vaibhav771

5 жыл бұрын

Me!

@devilsadvocate6381

5 жыл бұрын

*politely claps*

the problem with chatGPT is that it is now too advanced to write fever dreams like this

@fishburrito8328

9 ай бұрын

Litteraly though, like please downgrade this shit. I don't want a very well written story I want the most shitpost reading story to ever be created that confounds the masses for years to come

2:37 True anger

I ship the death eaters that kissed. Forget Drarry. They are my new Harry Potter otp

@shanlanglyngdoh5965

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I thought the same. They're so sweet.

@dragonsaregreat1948

3 жыл бұрын

@@shanlanglyngdoh5965 oh hi Jake's Lamp can you tell em which of the theories are true

@tsudorokifujisaki9777

3 жыл бұрын

Have you forgotten Drapple?

@dragonsaregreat1948

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsudorokifujisaki9777 Good point, good point.

@DenvaProbablyDraws

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsudorokifujisaki9777 I’m scared to know what that ship is

"Harry dipped Hermione in hot sauce" ... "...and Harry was hungrier than he had even been" Uh oh

@bethriggs2123

3 жыл бұрын

* C R U N C H *

@Jazzmaster_gaming

3 жыл бұрын

NOM

@Tegres1

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Ron had already eaten her family. Harry probably thought he should just finish the job.

@thatonecheesyguy

3 жыл бұрын

*crunching noises*

@OdenqueenVulpes

3 жыл бұрын

Vore

I just discovered that this story has its own page on the _Harry Potter_ wiki.

"We're the only people who matter! He's never going to get rid of us!" Plot armor in a nutshell.

@thejonbrownshow8470

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone in the trails games 😂:

@spongefan155

2 жыл бұрын

Team Amazon In Total Drama World Tour:

@perachd9002

2 жыл бұрын

Why it's so true 🤣🤣🤣

@WeirdWonderful

2 жыл бұрын

I was convinced that part was added in after the fact, it just sounds so meta and self-aware.

@amberhide04

2 жыл бұрын

@@thejonbrownshow8470 lmao, why kiseki specifically?

"Voldemort, you're a very mean and bad wizard", Harry savagely said. "Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

@Sylinnilys

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the scarface is made of scar.

@arnavmalik7955

3 жыл бұрын

This deserves more likes lmao

@abeanwithintentions

3 жыл бұрын

itd be so funny if the “dumbledore asked calmly” thing was also generated by ai and the ai just accidentally swapped “savagely” and “calmly”

@patpat3975

2 жыл бұрын

@@abeanwithintentions ""Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?" Said Dumbledore savagely "

@rosesnviolets7444

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile the movie:

Hufflepuff in the movies: Swiper swiped them Hufflepuff in the books: represented we guess Hufflepuff in this book: is mentioned but we’re a frog pig thing not a bagger

This is still funny 5 years later

“Several long pumpkins fell out of professor mcgonagall. Out of *where?*

@thatfandomnerd4651

4 жыл бұрын

Hello Mr FBI man. I am normal human, not alien. You want to go skateboardz?

@Nova-vk5qb

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatfandomnerd4651 oh, the boards to skate. They are endless.

@kavaler1471

4 жыл бұрын

Her ass

@Vicky-fl7pv

4 жыл бұрын

That shall be a mystery forever...

@elizabethtetrick8700

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nova-vk5qb of course we skateboardz where i come from. oh such boards we would skate. they were delicious.

The task: " Summaraise the entire Harry Potter series in a few sentences" Me: "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard" Harry savagely said. "We're the only pepole who matter. He's never going to get rid of us" Harry, Hermione and Ron said in chorus. "I'm Harry Potter" Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"

@triciavanandler7285

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the 2nd one first, then the 3rd one, then the first one

@sophiegeres1049

3 жыл бұрын

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I PISSED MY PANTS

@tarekmoneimsaid

3 жыл бұрын

Dumbledore: "10 likes to Gryffindor!"

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

2 жыл бұрын

Ron was going to be spiders, He just was.

The deatheater shirt that says Hermione forgot how to dance is what killed me

Whoever is making the full edition of Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash (if such a party exists), heed these words carefully. You can let the AI run wild, you can stretch the bounds of insanity and illogicality, you don’t even ever have to mention the titular portrait. But know this singular rule: The Dursleys CANNOT come to the castle under any circumstances. That is all.