Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked like a Large Pile of Ash - ANIMATION
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Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked like a Large Pile of Ash
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Transcript:
The castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture. Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good.
Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family.
Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.
"If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione.
"What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.
"Death Eaters are on the top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard not to have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
"Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."
The three complete friends zapped into the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain.
"I think it's closed," he noticed.
"Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
Harry Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad.
"I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater.
"Thank you vey much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.
"Oh! Well Done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic.
Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry who could not see anything at the moment.
"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely said. Hermione nodded encouragingly. The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said "Hermione has forgotten how to dance," so Hermione dipped his face in the mud.
Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly.
"Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched.
"Not so handsome now," thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.
The Great Hall was filled with an incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who looked like he had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school.
The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog, Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: "You are Hagrid now."
"We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.
The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in "Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash." Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of summer.
"I'm Harry Potter," Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"
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I especially love how Ron's Ron shirt is there during the whole thing
@HikariMichi42
6 жыл бұрын
And how it always has his current expression on it! xD
@CreeketsCreek
6 жыл бұрын
HikariMichi42 Yep XD
@qoyote
3 жыл бұрын
And how the tall Death Eater's wearing his Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance shirt way before that line.
@teffley2766
3 жыл бұрын
Just as bad as Ron himself.
@Artsqool
3 жыл бұрын
Yes apparently runs Ron shirt was just as bad as Rowan himself
Harry had the “Potter Stinks” badges, Ron had the “Weasley is Our King” song, And Hermione now has the “Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance” shirt.
@andyo3637
5 жыл бұрын
yass
@lumossk3657
5 жыл бұрын
Ron also has his Ron shirt which is apparently as bad as Ron himself
@Erri_17
4 жыл бұрын
@@lumossk3657 I think it's the one Mrs.Weasley makes every year for him
@hopes_and_dilligrout5463
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Hermione, can't dance or draw...
@That.s_Me
Жыл бұрын
@@hopes_and_dilligrout5463 can't climb either
I never realised that the story was so consistent before. The AI seems to understand comedy and breaking the 4th wall.
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
6 жыл бұрын
Geo Globe ikr how it has consistency is amazing and makes it better XD
@verzeda
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah! Ron Magic!
@eoleopeo6417
6 жыл бұрын
It wasnt just AI, the ai fed groups of words and the people at Botnik who made the Ai would choose which words in order to make a coherent story.
@Elmithian
6 жыл бұрын
Eoleopeo 64 Yeah... that was a major let down when I checked out the website. I thought the thing had genuinely used a sorts of neural network to make it come out but no... it gives you the option of almost 20 words to insert every step of the way.
@sofialaya596
6 жыл бұрын
it's for sure a better writter than me
"Death Eaters who looked bad" made me snicker
@caegray6987
6 жыл бұрын
C Y the perfect example of what visuals can add to a text!
@cy5968
6 жыл бұрын
The wondrous power of text and visuals is the real magic.
Ron’s Ron shirt changed to Ron’s spider shirt haha amazing detail
Yeah! Ron Magic!
@JPOfAwesomeness
6 жыл бұрын
Erika Söderlund ronyy
@howlingwolf2876
6 жыл бұрын
Ron magic forever
@gurtison6883
6 жыл бұрын
Ron is my favorite character
@KirbyMario12345_939
5 жыл бұрын
Almost (but not quite) rivalled by Harry always facing the wrong way because he decided to tear out his eyes on a whim.
@chloejec6318
5 жыл бұрын
Ron sounds like 2D
"The floor looked like a pile of magic" * Shows a pile of Magic: The Gathering cards * I laughed a bit too long at that, frankly.
@298yen7
6 жыл бұрын
I paused at that part to see if I recognized any of the art. God I'm a abomination
@gabrote42
Жыл бұрын
Same. Paused to see if there was an Emrakul there.
I JUST REALIZED RON IS THE HANDSOME ONE THE CHAPTER TITLE WAS REFFERING TO
@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171
4 жыл бұрын
*_RON_*
@graffiti9145
4 жыл бұрын
And then Harry becomes the handsome one for a while too
@fishyfish1917
3 жыл бұрын
Not so handsome now...
@seabutterfly2347
3 жыл бұрын
/e:
@seabutterfly2347
3 жыл бұрын
/e/
My favorite character is Mr. Staircase.
@minlow7831
6 жыл бұрын
Best character in the whole franchise
@ww_artemis
5 жыл бұрын
*l o c k e d*
@River.s.
4 жыл бұрын
B E E F W O M E N
I genuinely love this art style
@canalkevinjordan
6 жыл бұрын
Who likes it ironically?
@seongunness608
5 жыл бұрын
whats the name of this art style
@Parelf
5 жыл бұрын
@@seongunness608 Tim Burton's I think
@witch8446
4 жыл бұрын
Me too! It’s messy but it’s also very good-
This can only be topped by a life action version. Overall, this story made me question who is good and who is bad. The death eaters seemed like honorable people.
@soulenoid6701
6 жыл бұрын
Lugmillord true, but I'd rather not have to witness Harry tearing his eyes out
@noaedlund
6 жыл бұрын
yeah, the actual cast doing a rendition of it would be hilarious
@diemsky8965
6 жыл бұрын
The death eaters had some good bromance going on there.
@ethanlivemere1162
6 жыл бұрын
Lugmillord Yes, but Voldemort definitely is a very bad and mean wizard.
@enderblawk5068
5 жыл бұрын
I'd play Harry if that ever happened. I've been told that i look very similar to him
This is by far the definitive best version.
@BloodySeaGullsRoss
6 жыл бұрын
Chris M I wholeheartedly agree
@pauldelong5662
6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know... Call Me Kevin’s was pretty good.
@dayalasingh5853
6 жыл бұрын
Chris M no, the original
@nax2337
6 жыл бұрын
SootHouse's was pretty good too
@ProjectUnity
6 жыл бұрын
Soothouse showed me, this guy brought it to life
"... as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. 'BEEF WOMEN'" Ok, I cackled.
Love how one animation is just as goofy as the story, but this animation manages to make it so dark and disturbing
Honestly, the best version of all. The music, the dialogues, the intonation - everything fitting the absurdity of the original text perfectly. "Yeeeah, Ron magic!" xDDDD
They say to this day he’s still rolling down the stairs
@TornaitSuperBird
6 жыл бұрын
Well, he did roll down the stairs for the whole summer.
@tempolynnrealofficial
6 жыл бұрын
I got a degree at hogwarts. I vividly remember seeing someone screaming and falling down the stairs. He stole my wand on the way down the stairs tho >:C Luckily, it was a trick wand. What is a trick wand you ask? It’s a fake wand, so if anyone stole it... I guess you could say, on Halloween instead of “Trick Or Treat” he asked “Trick or Trick” c;
@baconsoup8346
6 жыл бұрын
Every summer, Harry Potter rolls down the summer long stairs.
@ericforsyth
6 жыл бұрын
*Elle Mikayla & Tempolyn!* Was this comment written by an AI?
@tempolynnrealofficial
6 жыл бұрын
Eric Forsyth yes
This book is a goddamn masterpiece. I'd buy a whole series written by this ai.
I freaking love the delivery of Harry’s “Oh boy!” at the end
Now everyone sing with me; *HERMOINE CANT DANCE, HERMOINE CANT DANCE, HERMOINE CANNOT DANCE. SHE ONLY READS BOOKS AND SHE CANNOT DANCE, EVEN IF SHES READING A HOW TO DANCE BOOK* -
@leemsvg
5 жыл бұрын
She's too sad to dance. *RON ATE HER PARENTS.*
@ast1867
5 жыл бұрын
LUPIN CANT SING, LUPIN CAN'T SING, LUPIN CANNOT SING HE ONLY READS BOOKS AND HE CANNOT SING ENEV IF HES READING A HOW TO SING BOOK -
You're an insuppressible talent! With the art, animation, voice acting, sound effects, and original comedy brilliance, you've truly stamped what could have been merely regurgitated with your own unique style. Harry Potter and The Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile of Ash is 10x funnier thanks to your efforts.
That "Girl with a Pearl Earring" portrait at the start will haunt me forever.
lol That's gotta be my favorite line "The death eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been..." Is he going to eat Death now that the Death Eaters aren't? Is he going to eat a spicy Hermoine? Also the added chatter from Ron as he reached for his wand was way too funny
Voldemort is the best combo of megamind and one punch man
@KaichouClips
6 жыл бұрын
The art style really looks like one punch man in some parts, but that just makes it more entertaining
@ButterflyMusicStudio
5 жыл бұрын
I feel the art goes more with mob psycho 100
This version is SO good! It adds so much to the story! It makes it seem almost sensical too! The voice acting is what really makes it I think! And the bad looking death eaters! Man this animation makes it soooooooo much better!
"Yeeeeaaah! Ron magic!" I love Ron's voice oml.
you actually put sense into it...when i first read it, i thought harry’s ghost was literally harry as a ghost and then some random ghost called mr staircase pops out of nowhere and it was hilarious. but you turned it into harry’s pet ghost, mr staircase 😂
@jaylenharker4706
5 жыл бұрын
Mister staircase could have been living in the dursley house, considering that Harry used to live under their staircase.
@frantisekvrana3902
7 ай бұрын
@@jaylenharker4706Maybe Mr Staircase was actually a poltergeist that Harry tamed.
That moment with the pig was absolutely beautiful.
Context made this go from funny to ominous
@coachmcguirk6297
6 жыл бұрын
Micko Dooko the context is what makes it funny! Although the computer getting confused as to if Hermione was a food item or not multiple times was very strange. I would chalk that up to so many strange magical treats that don't have real world counterparts being so prevalent in the books. It got j.k's writing style spot on though. Like dead on. "Ron's ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself"
@mickodooku6058
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I guess so
@momololo3223
6 жыл бұрын
OH BOI
The soundtrack is so depressing on its own, but that's what makes this video so good.
Harry tried to look around, but fell down the stairs...because he didn't have eyes. It's scary how that makes sense.
Some of the lines that weren’t from the original text like Ron shouting Ron magic after throwing the stick at Voldemort just work so well
Returning to this after two years and, man, it hasn't gotten any less hilarious. What a great animation. What a weird, weird script.
"I'M HARRY POTTER!" "THE DARK ARTS BETTER BE WORRIED,OH BOY!" Harry Potter in "Harry Potter and The Portrait of what Looked like a Large Pile of Ash"
@carlosmunoz7118
6 жыл бұрын
Blade The Sceptile hoo boy
@Blade.5786
6 жыл бұрын
Carlos Muñoz Oh,I didn't notice that.Thanks,I fixed it!
This has a distinctly Monty Python's Flying Circus feel to it.
@Rosi_in_space
6 жыл бұрын
Hermione's voice.
Most of my favorite moments were already commented by other people so I'm just going to say I love the fact that one of the books on masonry was authored by Mr. Staircase. Also the visual style and audio of this is 👌
"Farmers Market Event" :D
And they say that Harry falls down this day...Down, into the Darkest Dungeon.
oh no im havin a spider episode!
@WoodlandFops
6 жыл бұрын
Dusk Sentry *he died later that day*
@dusksentry5836
6 жыл бұрын
*with nothing but a spider in his pocket*
@WoodlandFops
6 жыл бұрын
Dusk Sentry if I die it will be when my skin turns into spiders
@veeasaurus
4 жыл бұрын
69th like.. n o i c e
I’m a fan, simply amazing as hell. I want more, the voices and the animation are fantastic and funny
I've seen like 5 versions of this but I think this is my fave.
Oh my god the rons ron shirt killed me. I’ve read the chapter but the delivery of this killed me
Gosh! This has no business being that good! The voices were too funny! Also, your animation style is GORGEOUS!
Wizard Rule #137: _Wizards are not, I repeat, _*_NOT_*_ climbing._
I have no idea what inspired you to draw Voldemort dressed like that but it's great
Harry's ghost is actually his Stand, little known fact
@caav56
6 жыл бұрын
Stand Name:「SHINING LIGHT」 Stand Master: 「HARRY POTTER」
@olymolly3637
5 жыл бұрын
@@caav56 Don't forget the doe part
@janeappleseed2154
4 жыл бұрын
The pillar men theme should play when thr golden trio appear
How snape sees the golden trio:
Saitamort, He Who Must Not Be Punched.
I love how Harry doesn't have his eyes for the rest of the story and how he does the stereotypical blind person thing (always looking in the wrong direction) too in the animation. Ron keeping his bad Ron shirt is also amazing
Voldemort being the only sane one really says something.
This is still the only Harry Potter-related piece of anything I've watched. I figure I've got the whole gist of it right here, anyway.
HIS SHIRT KEEPS CHANGING TO MATCH HIS EXPRESSION IM DYING IM-
Can we get an actual Ron Shirt? I would buy and wear that.
RON BIRD
anyone else reminded of grisly tales for gruesome kids. That is a good thing.
The bit with the Death Eaters is by far my favourite part, except maybe the ending. That goddamn adorable romance arc is even better than all the canonical pairings.
B E E F W O M E N
1:17 That's when I... I throw... throw the wand and... to do a spell I just throw it, yeah... do you like that Harry? Do you like that? That... that thing I do?
I love the continuity in this animation
I never imagined it this creepy.
THE DARK ARTS BETTER BE WORRIED OH BOY! 😂😂😂this is EVERYTHING
R O N M A G I C
Some parts sound like Snape is very confused while trying to narrate this beautiful hell of a story
A true literary classic.
I like the different interpretations of the animation
Im scared
@heloisehenry4377
6 жыл бұрын
Don't hug me
@sunnyapartmentroom2038
6 жыл бұрын
I'm aroused
@spitannfire4574
6 жыл бұрын
Me too
@crappyaccount
6 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all.....aren't we all...
@sunnyapartmentroom2038
6 жыл бұрын
hank hill haha same my guy, mcfreakin bump it broski
I'm cracking up at beach caj' Voldemort in his flip flops and capri pants. All he needs now is a street taco and a volley ball. Also probably a gallon of sunscreen for his paleness.
I love how Ron’s shirt changes it’s face, It must be using Ron magic as well.
Of all the Large Pile of Ash animations I've seen, I think this one's my favorite.
I was thinking about this idea the first time i saw it. And lemme tell you, im not dissapointed. Those death-eaters sure are nice
I am dying of laughter
Volde-saitama
out of all animated versions, i found yours to be self-interpretative, unique & very artful. you're simply different :D & after reading some of the others' comments, you seem to get the Botnik's story most, i guess, & reinterpret it into a very good visual style & references (edit: literally & not, but that's what makes this version funny & quirky). one more extra step to be taken as a challenge (but totally unnecessary) from this video is to make this video a smoother ride with more animation frames & facial expressions. that'd waste a lot more time & blood & sweat for the animator(s) though. definitely subscribing because you're worth it, Smashiell :) (last edit: bloody hell, the effort you made into making, adding to & editing this whole thing from only ProZD's voice & the source material... wow)
@Smashiell
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that really means a lot 🙂
@olymolly3637
5 жыл бұрын
@@Smashiell aye you're welcome n my pleasure, Smashiell! Xoxo
Still a better story than the Cursed Child.
Harry is so savage! Poor Voldemort...
This is beautiful
I loved that Voldemort was wearing flip flops X)
Ron sounds awfully... *2-D*imensional. * ba-dum, tsss *
@MrCG35
6 жыл бұрын
whereas Harry Potter *looks* *2-D*imensional. * drum kit falls off cliff and dies *
2:11 also Hermione doing a jojo pose
Mr Staircase should have his own series of books.
Ah, chapter 13, the beautiful opening to the greatest story of all time. Ron magic.
Oh My God I'm so happy this came out on my feed, really amazing job!
This is the best rendition of this frightening tale I've seen.
This was always the best animation for that story. All your videos about it after this are incredible also!
That was beautiful. I honestly loved the art style.
6:06 omfg the mtg reference lmao
Oh god, I've seen so many versions of this I already remember the whole script...
Beautiful. ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENTLY DONE!
this is by far the best one
This was adequately comical. I was especially fond of the various non-specific parts that I found entertaining. I shall proceed to press an assortment of buttons to display my appreciation for this pleasurable experience.
I love how nice the death eater are in this version
I loved the extra story bits and the style as well!
I read this and could only hope someone would make something out of it. Thank you.
Voldemort is dressed like Simon Cowell in a dollar store vampire cape.
This is amazing !! 💙
*triumphantly throws wand* Ron magic! *applause*
I love all the different animation interpretations of the story
I love this art style so much
I love how Voldemort is wearing Sandals.
This is truly a gift to humanity! Thank you for this.
No omes talking about how Ron was already eating harmonies family before he saw harry