"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest"

@ephimemacabre6449

6 жыл бұрын

He must have been looking for something.

@juntao3329

6 жыл бұрын

YTSunny if I can't see Voldemort then Voldemort can't see me.

@chrimigules

6 жыл бұрын

Hardcore

@Temper27

6 жыл бұрын

Hi again SMM good person

@walugusgrudenburg3068

6 жыл бұрын

He did feel an overreaction

“Did you eat Hermione’s family Ron?” Dumbledore asked calmly...

@lukesmith8896

4 жыл бұрын

"DiD YOu EAT HerMIOnEs FaMILY RoN!"

@gonzalograu8451

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Smith That would be the movie adaptation

@chasm671

4 жыл бұрын

"HARREH!!! DIDJA DIPYA HERMIONE INDA GOBLETA HOT SAUCE????!!!!"

@faeriebeariesasmr3042

4 жыл бұрын

Gonzalo Grau I mean in this case it would be very justified.

@MrRnea35

4 жыл бұрын

DIDJA EAT HERMIONE FAMILY?!???!?!

I'm surprised Voldemort didn't give Harry an expired coupon for new parents.

@darylzacharyong9855

2 жыл бұрын

New parents

@phantomzrambo7523

2 жыл бұрын

I’m surprised Ron didn’t birth hermione

@_darknight134

2 жыл бұрын

This is a Voldemort Joke

@NitroniumProductions

2 жыл бұрын

The REFERENCE!

@NitroniumProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cake_Axelson ik

Ah yes, my favorite Harry Potter character: Mr. Staircase

@wisedoggo2793

2 жыл бұрын

The password was BEEF WOMAN

@swagathan5

Жыл бұрын

*Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost

@SD_yessir

9 ай бұрын

L o c k e d

@rose-zb4ze

8 ай бұрын

@@wisedoggo2793 b e e f w o m e n

@1WEareBUFO1

5 ай бұрын

He's in the first one , isn't he?

What I expected: Extreme cringe What actually happened: Literary comedic genius

@ren6140

4 жыл бұрын

*BEEF WOMEN*

@elliotts7383

4 жыл бұрын

E

@breakfast_food

4 жыл бұрын

The story was made by an AI

@SilentYeti69

4 жыл бұрын

*BEEEEEFFFF WWWOOOOOMMMMEEEENNNNN*

@atheniansoldier811

4 жыл бұрын

@Alastor TheRadioDemon an artificial intelligence

When he said “Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself” I felt that.

@CatBat14

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@masterturbo2218

4 жыл бұрын

MoOd

@cb_sketches787

3 жыл бұрын

😔👊

@Becca-hp4bg

3 жыл бұрын

👁💦👄💦👁

@sabrinar90

3 жыл бұрын

What is wrong? -I’m in this post and I don’t like it

I love how Hermione doesn't seem to even care that her family just got cannibalized 🤣

@MrLoverman7134

10 ай бұрын

Or the fact that he got dipped in hot sauce Also Hermione is now a he in the AI rendition of this book look at 5:40

@Swiftbow

10 ай бұрын

@@MrLoverman7134 That "he" is referring to the Death Eater.

@MrLoverman7134

10 ай бұрын

@@Swiftbow oh maybe so

@Montesama314

10 ай бұрын

Hermione: "Oh my God... That was SO hot."

@frozenminecraftmario

10 ай бұрын

@@Montesama314 ...

5:46 I love how Ron didn't even bother casting a spell with his wand, he just threw it.

@yndelacour3256

Жыл бұрын

And then took out his wand👍🦡

@derpaderpy4931

Жыл бұрын

He's trying his best.

@user-yr1dz5pp5i

Жыл бұрын

And then everybody clapped

@vlo4829

Жыл бұрын

He threw A wand and then took out HIS wand.

@willdulevitz

Жыл бұрын

Well he threw "a" wand, then took out his, so the one he threw was probably not his

I would pay Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint to act this out.

@evirji7844

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly same tho🤣

@neverlascairde85

3 жыл бұрын

Do iz

@thequeenofboba6583

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget about the Death Eaters!

@God_of_all2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@thequeenofboba6583 yea and you now who

@pinstripe5487

3 жыл бұрын

@@God_of_all2008 And Mr. Staircase

Death Eaters: giving each other kisses and saying they like each other “Good guys”: *Ron ate Hermione’s family*

@keisuketakahasi4584

3 жыл бұрын

harry dipped hermione in hot sauce hermione put the deatheaters face in mud for wearing a shirt saying hermione has forgotten how to dance

@gachabloxgirl3958

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget harry tore his eyes out of his head

@APerson5569.

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@the_epic_memer553

3 жыл бұрын

M I D N I G H T S N A C K

@Ionknow..

3 жыл бұрын

No HoMo

So to recap: a gang of judgemental loons with an incredibly poor grasp of magic aggressively interrupted a Death Eater meeting where they're politely confessing their crushes and being supportive of one's another's feelings. They judge the Death Eaters on their appearance. When their leader, Voldemort, arrives one of the psychos rips his own eyes out and they randomly insult Voldemort for being mean... he raises his eyebrows in understandable confusion. One of the psychos throws his wand at Voldemort and then they murder all the Death Eaters. So when an AI writes the story, Voldemort and the Death Eaters are the good guys 🤣

@caseystone1454

Жыл бұрын

this is too good

@olegyurchenko4127

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget that Ron eat whole Hermione family and Harry , Hermione + others are okay with it

@AnMComm

Жыл бұрын

@@olegyurchenko4127 after which Harry dips Hermione herself in the hot sauce being hungry after all he did.

@1ronEntertainment

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t what’s funnier the fact the book starts on chapter 13 or Ron being absolutely roasted

@sagejennings4342

Жыл бұрын

He is the handsome one tho

@jester3

Жыл бұрын

@sagejennings4342 nah since hermione eas dipped in hot sauce he can't be.

@MrLoverman7134

10 ай бұрын

​@@sagejennings4342I'd argue that Harry ripping out his eyes makes him the handsome one

"Harry did not like to think about birds" Hedwig:

@chrisamey3674

3 жыл бұрын

underrated

@RyanJilbert

3 жыл бұрын

They say Hedwig died from a spell from a Death Eater. little did they know Harry’s hatred of birds.

@alandouglas2789

3 жыл бұрын

кuяЪεяร 404 Hedwig: **A great overreaction**

@TheUnavator

3 жыл бұрын

ಠ_ಠ

@namjooooon2081

3 жыл бұрын

Ry Bread :0

JK Rowling: "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"

@angelicastillo8243

5 жыл бұрын

Charles the French yes

@eddieslyfox1831

5 жыл бұрын

mmm yus

@BasiI_

5 жыл бұрын

i see you are a man of culture aswell

@dareo.

5 жыл бұрын

Oh. Charles the French

@spaceduck7503

5 жыл бұрын

This is how she's gonna write the third fantastic beast

I am no longer scared of AI taking over the world

@martonstrenner1937

Жыл бұрын

Nah, now im awaiting it

@epitome-

Жыл бұрын

I am, we’re all going to die …of laughter

@electricpepperoni4789

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. In fact, I'm excited about it because I can finally find out what happened to Mr. Staircase before he made Ron eat Hermione's family in Harry Potter and the nerd who drank bear way too much.

@jonathansmith2438

Жыл бұрын

The A.I is gonna be so dumb we all die of laughter

@gamingcookiereal

Жыл бұрын

this has aged somewhat poorly

Can we give the Hufflepuff pig a round of polite applause for his promotion to Hagrid please

@pundertalefan4391

11 ай бұрын

Little did they know that this is the backstory for the pig wizard in Goat Simulagor MMO. XD

@random.ducky.edits1667

10 ай бұрын

👏👏👏👏

@e.2526

9 ай бұрын

Lmao 👏

“BEEF WOMEN”, Hermione cried calmly

@redapple7383

3 жыл бұрын

Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself

@cheesus4656

3 жыл бұрын

Ron was going to be spiders.

@TheMCMultitasker

3 жыл бұрын

**Dumbledore asked calmly.**

@OrcaTheDorka

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMCMultitasker and cut him in half with a chainsaw *calmly*

@-.mune.-

3 жыл бұрын

I ligit want to find and buy this book for the laughs

What to do when Voldemort is behind you: Run: ❌ Fight: ❌ Feel a great overreaction: ✅ Tear your eyes from your head and throw them into a forest: ✅

@MouldMadeMind

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't he tear out voldemorts eyes.

@b1g.sh0t

3 жыл бұрын

@@MouldMadeMind no

@moisty_booi5062

2 жыл бұрын

Sigma grindset

@helmetongrass1893

2 жыл бұрын

I would just start eating Hermione's family just saying

@triclopsgamer5934

2 жыл бұрын

4:55 LoL 🤣🤣🤣

If the AI consumed fanfic this would be very different

@saunteringvaguelydownwards6308

Жыл бұрын

Ohgod… MAKE IT HAPPEN

@Princypal1lol

Жыл бұрын

You made me remember something that I didn't want to remember.

@cybremystica93

Жыл бұрын

Dear god, no…..

@olegyurchenko4127

Жыл бұрын

Or fanfics 😅 Wonder what will be in result if AI managed to consume original Harry Potter books + few hundreds or even thousands of fanfics...

@tirsden

Жыл бұрын

The section with the death eater's kiss makes me wonder if they fed it some fics.

"The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in *Harry Potter And The Portrait Of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash* " I love this line so unexplainably much

@EZheng-bd1bg

Жыл бұрын

That just sounds so much like something they’d say it’s perfecttt

@NAMEREDACTED-lg4bw

10 ай бұрын

Lmao

@crazyfire9470

9 ай бұрын

Got to reach the minimum word count

@Jumithia

9 ай бұрын

Realest thing i've seen all day@@crazyfire9470

@tuvoca825

6 ай бұрын

Modern "mad libs"

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard.” *Voldemort has just been canceled*

@lucytax9744

3 жыл бұрын

Voldermort funao

@Irem-ij4iu

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I feel bad for voldemort now, Harry is to savage for him to handle

@circa134

3 жыл бұрын

Voledemort got roasted so hard All the conjured ice in the world won’t help that burn And he’s too proud to use the muggle ice

When the AI suddenly starts writing Death Eater fanfiction.

@howaboutnow1895

5 жыл бұрын

It's hot

@natefischer4070

5 жыл бұрын

It's the only well written thing

@RobinZur

5 жыл бұрын

500th like

@beanieteamie7435

5 жыл бұрын

Like 1000 You're welcome. *tips hat*

@TheGoodLuc

5 жыл бұрын

It seems Harry and Co. are baddies.

_"We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us!" Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus_ The entire Harry Potter franchise in a nutshell, right there.

@DrSpaceman69

Жыл бұрын

💯

@pundertalefan4391

11 ай бұрын

It sounded like something from Pokémon. XD

@bluedawn2214

10 ай бұрын

Plot armor

@Nedmac

10 ай бұрын

They had become aware over the years that they were main charcters.

I came SO close to spitting out my drink when he said “BEEF WOMEN”

"He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family" That went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.

@samiraperi467

3 жыл бұрын

Mood: Rimworld

@remz7019

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@richardbailey9119

3 жыл бұрын

I would agree

@justadumbkid8116

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr 🤣

@seanjohnisee

3 жыл бұрын

Ah. A fellow intellectual.

“Voldemort, you’re a very bad and mean wizard” *The Harry Potter series summed into one sentence*

@Furymgs3

3 жыл бұрын

"We're the only people who matter, he's never going to get rid of us." That about covers it.

@MeanDean129

3 жыл бұрын

savage

@jjiingle

3 жыл бұрын

i was your 1000th like yeey

@averyrandall1896

3 жыл бұрын

Savage: 100

@infinitevirus4826

3 жыл бұрын

harry potter and the chamber is loaded

5:33 i was rubbing my eyes and couldnt see, so i thought they said “Hermione has forgotten how to die”

@existenceispain_geekthesiren

Жыл бұрын

BETTER

@lxyipop23

Жыл бұрын

New fear unlocked: immortal hermione

“They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was.” 💀🤣

@andrew99877

Жыл бұрын

Harry: OH MY GOD! IT'S CLOSED! I'VE NEVER SEEN A CLOSED DOOR THIS CLOSED IN MY LIFE! Hermione: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? Ron: I CAN'T GET MY BUFFALO SAUCE TO GO WITH MIONE'S FAMILY IF WE CAN'T GET THIS DOOR OPEN!

@NAMEREDACTED-lg4bw

10 ай бұрын

WHAT?? YOU CAN’T YAVE A DOOR THAT CLOSED! IT’S NEVER BEEN THAT WAY! UGH!

“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself” *destruction 100*

@sebastianthegreatest645

3 жыл бұрын

*Roast 100*

@ender4344

3 жыл бұрын

Eric Lee savage harry

@dannydethanos6994

3 жыл бұрын

“The only sounds drifting from hagrids hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture.” Roasted

@mysticmemer4887

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@mysticmemer4887

3 жыл бұрын

00F 100

Things to do when you see your friend: a. Say hi b. Approach c. Eat Hermione's family

@ohitsrusher842

3 жыл бұрын

D. All of the above but you eat your friend to

@justknowing0065

3 жыл бұрын

E. Become a thermonuclear bomb

@milkywaycookiie

3 жыл бұрын

f. eat Hermione

@pronectar6866

3 жыл бұрын

do a frenzied tap dance

@yoro__33

3 жыл бұрын

:(

'The castle grounds snarled with a magically magnified wind' Okay, yeah, not correct but not bad. Maybe this AI thing won't be so bad. 'the sky was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood.' I stand corrected lol.

I need a fully animated version of this

@Obsidianeyes431

2 жыл бұрын

It exists. Theres a video where someone animated the story.

@DragonFire666

Жыл бұрын

@@Obsidianeyes431 Where?

@Obsidianeyes431

Жыл бұрын

@@DragonFire666 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qmGpptCld624lM4.html

@DragonFire666

Жыл бұрын

@@Obsidianeyes431 Thanks for the link, that was hilarious.

@Kndrgla

Жыл бұрын

@@Obsidianeyes431 where?

"Hey what's your wifi password?" " *BEEF WOMAN* "

@prakhar6334

3 жыл бұрын

@Jean-Baptiste Couturier-Otis That's my google password wth

@prakhar6334

3 жыл бұрын

@Hunter Ellerman To easy, "R O N M A G I C" more like it

@danielpaukov8239

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. Now im gonna make this my password

@theguywhoasked3833

3 жыл бұрын

Bro what the fuck its my fortnite account password

@natechicken685

3 жыл бұрын

@DJ KZreadr TMJ **YOU HAVENT DONE YOUR DAILY GERMAN!** said duolingo bird holding bloody knife calmly

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard." *Destruction 100*

@kingsockrat8543

4 жыл бұрын

Harry said savagely

@tejayplant7069

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t come back from that one

@idkutellme-rp9qe

4 жыл бұрын

😱

@lunalovegood858

4 жыл бұрын

cammiecookies MEGA K.O

@idkutellme-rp9qe

4 жыл бұрын

MoonNoodlesTV no❤️

“The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers” One reason you appreciate being a muggle.

"The password was...*long pause*... BEEF WOMEN." This is so out of pocket lol.

“Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself” “To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.” Well, someone doesn’t like Ron.

@amirite2535

3 жыл бұрын

Ron: Throws wand Harry: "He's the handsome one." Ron: Flinches Harry: "Not so handsome now”

@magicsnqil

3 жыл бұрын

Remember he ate Hermoine's family though 0_0

@starcat1874

3 жыл бұрын

@Dylan Barnes dipping someone in hot sauce is not comparable to eating someone’s family.

@purely_cringe3498

3 жыл бұрын

@@starcat1874 Hermione has been through a lot though

@user-gf5og3uf5d

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp for the second quote?

*Ron was going to be spiders. He was. He wasn't proud of that.*

@APerson5569.

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@shototodoroki2955

3 жыл бұрын

That is one of my favourites

@m4e7

3 жыл бұрын

@@shototodoroki2955 are you the real todo...

@shototodoroki2955

3 жыл бұрын

@@m4e7 yes.

@llawlietsdrtycakeplatter5477

3 жыл бұрын

Akko you have come back for me 💀

love how they made Hermione sound like an 80-year-old man who has been smoking his whole life

Time traveler: moves chair harry potter:

Ron is doing a tap dance; as soon as he saw Harry, he began eating Hermione's family *_Perfect_*

@crappyaccount

5 жыл бұрын

You mean delicious

@walruscrazy4390

5 жыл бұрын

You mean prefect

@callm3pj

5 жыл бұрын

Luxurious03 Must’ve been the dream spiders

@TemphinFD

5 жыл бұрын

He must of been making a horcrux being scared Harry was going to kill him.

@chrisc4208

5 жыл бұрын

Speech 100

"Sup Ron?" "Sup Harry... are you a ghost now?" "Yea, apparently...what are you up to?" "Just eating Hermione's family" "Cool"

@laserdragon1253

3 жыл бұрын

What about Ron magic?

@Kiwi-rm5qf

3 жыл бұрын

“Ron, stop eating my family.”

@laserdragon1253

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kiwi-rm5qf No.

@clownclown7639

3 жыл бұрын

@Komaru Naegi *cries very loud*

@Kiwi-rm5qf

3 жыл бұрын

@Hermione Granger-Weasley IMPOSTER!!!

you know it's going to be good when there's a long pause before they read the next sentence

@alejandropetit6573

Жыл бұрын

*BEEF WOMEN*

"If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive!" Hermione said 'calmly'

JK Rowling will declare this canon any day now

@user-ss2pj1rh7q

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@MoonGuardian866

4 жыл бұрын

Any day now...

@quackquaak4778

4 жыл бұрын

its better than her tweets

@Nugcon

4 жыл бұрын

Patience

@nevrikx

4 жыл бұрын

Soon

This sounds like the dream a harry potter fan would have when they're on drugs.

@grayskythunder

3 жыл бұрын

I want this dream right now

@acecosmiic9164

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly seems like a dream I have had

@starfleetcomm

3 жыл бұрын

Its like ..........reality shifting but you'd been on tumblr before hand

@chestercheetahisinyourwall4041

3 жыл бұрын

@@starfleetcomm 6:31 true

@vee8938

3 жыл бұрын

@@starfleetcomm flashbacks to my friend doing 🍃 before shifting

“The only sounds drifting from Hagrid’s hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture.” The AI coming at Hagrid’s weight lol.

This sounds like a dream you have before waking up, realizing you're late for school, and only realizing how weird it was after you're already in bed again at night

“I think it’s okay if you like me” “Thank you very much” 10/10 dialogue

@AZRARICCIARDO

4 жыл бұрын

when someone flirts with me

@TempestRex_

4 жыл бұрын

“Thanks, you too”

@Phoenixqueen77

4 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of certain interactions with NPCs, lol

@davidschi3762

4 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenixqueen77 oblivion

@Phoenixqueen77

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidschi3762 Y e s. Skyrim too, but not as bad.. And I haven't played Morrowind recently or enough to remember

So, in this timeline, Harry is a sociopath with self-destructive tendencies, Ron is a man-eating, shape-shifting, elder god with a crippling fear of doorknobs and Hermione is… Hermione. Still better than The Cursed Child if you ask me.

@bipbipletucha

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@myriad9597

5 жыл бұрын

Amen

@MorgothBauglire

5 жыл бұрын

Your wrong hermione is hermione but dipped in hotsauce

@optillian4182

5 жыл бұрын

@@MorgothBauglire His wrong?

@derpypigeon

5 жыл бұрын

I liked the cursed child...

Tearing your eyes from your head and throwing them into the forest as soon as you see someone is a pretty savage way of calling them ugly ngl

i love how voldemort was all "um dude wtf" but *harry could not see anything in the moment*

"Harry ripped his eyes out and threw them in the forest" ah yes i can't see him he cant see me

@tranquilmagister8481

4 жыл бұрын

....Harry, who could not see at the moment

@Cllocopine

4 жыл бұрын

“Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry” honestly me too Voldemort, I would too... Honestly I would probably join the death eaters in this version. All they did was wear a shirt about hermione forgetting dance class. I mean sure Ron did say Voldemort wasn’t a nice wizard but I’m not sure he’s the best judge of character....

@kirandevkota7824

4 жыл бұрын

A simple spell but quite unbreakable

@amadeodante

4 жыл бұрын

Big brain

@Cllocopine

4 жыл бұрын

Foll Trace Maybe Harry thought Voldemort was a basilisk...

ron's ron shirt was just as bad as ron himself. a very rare insult

@tashkent561

4 жыл бұрын

r/Rareinsults

@SR0144

4 жыл бұрын

@@tashkent561 beat me to it and i lost to you by 3 months

@Zedryx69

4 жыл бұрын

hmm yes

@khanhcai5106

4 жыл бұрын

Scam Water? You beat me to your message by 1 day

@stickmanedgar8265

4 жыл бұрын

@@khanhcai5106 u also beat me to ur message by 1 day

My favorite quote from a book: “Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good.”

When an AI writes better fanfiction than humans

@adarts2025

Жыл бұрын

@Naomi :) you two are both speaking in “Fax” language

@andromeda_va39

Жыл бұрын

I agree with you. I have seen things I wish to unsee.

@musilovesbooks

Жыл бұрын

yes. there are many things i have read which i would like to rip out of my head at blend to a fine powder, then discard the powder into an active volcano.

“They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was”

@natethegreat7881

3 жыл бұрын

"Hang on, the door's closed!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

@burningmacaroons7086

3 жыл бұрын

"ITS SO CLOSED!!"

@lunalovegood858

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stellathefoxgirl3648

3 жыл бұрын

*"LET ME INNNNNNN!"*

@crimsonhunter7598

3 жыл бұрын

@@stellathefoxgirl3648 is that not from a movie From xmen "Jean let me in"

'An AI can't write a good story' AI: hold my Hermione dipped in hot sauce

@nerdgrandpa

5 жыл бұрын

lol..

@lilvantasfan834

5 жыл бұрын

1000th like

@eddieslyfox1831

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@annast.georgecreegan3609

5 жыл бұрын

are you worried about computers becoming too smart nah me neither

@TheAgnulee

5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget the mud~!

“What’s your favorite Harry Potter book?” “Oh, Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash is so good! 😊”

"We're the only people wo matter, he's never going to get rid of us." In a way that's actually a perfectly accurate portrayal of the books.

Me: Mom, can we get Harry Potter? Mom: We have Harry Potter at home. Harry Potter at home:

@Apollo_G

3 жыл бұрын

Even better

@keisuketakahasi4584

3 жыл бұрын

its better than the original i would read that lol

@mrmrpineapple6542

3 жыл бұрын

I would actually buy the whole series if it was like this

@angela_011

3 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED!

@Emiliapocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

You mean better??

“harry fell down the staircases for the rest of the summer” wow... that’s a long staircase

@lucineidecarvalhodeoliveir5566

3 жыл бұрын

RIP Harry's bones

@KrysPGator

3 жыл бұрын

Warned you about those stairs bro

@eldritchabomination9726

3 жыл бұрын

Or a short summer

@evirji7844

3 жыл бұрын

@@eldritchabomination9726 Smart😌✨

@neighneighthecamel2700

3 жыл бұрын

It's because he forgot to get his eyeballs back

"It seems like the death eaters are the good guys" They forgot how to magic. BEAMS OF LIGHT SHOT OUT OF THEIR HEADS? Had me laughing so hard.

it’s 2am and I’m cackling like a witch

@AIexTurner

Жыл бұрын

Saw your 2 comments separately hahajs

Person: "So, have you read Harry potter?" Me: "Yes." Person: "What book did you read?" Me: *"Yes."*

@Elemy69

4 жыл бұрын

"Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash"

@justwoosh

4 жыл бұрын

*m o a n i n g c h a n d e l i e r s*

@caligraphy6497

4 жыл бұрын

@@justwoosh "Oh, I read Harry Potter and the Moaning Chandeliers. It's a good book, you should read it too."

@liamroberson440

4 жыл бұрын

Luckypugamer *B E E F W O M E N*

@FulcrumAhsokaTano

4 жыл бұрын

I read 'Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a pile of ash'

I'm rooting for Voldemort and the homoerotic death eaters.

“The spiders - they want me to tap dance” 😂

@andrew99877

Жыл бұрын

"i don't want to tap dance" "you tell those spiders, ron"

@alambygargabite9011

Жыл бұрын

**tap dances and turns into a spider

*Harry did not like to think about birds.*

@jamesmartin6851

6 жыл бұрын

*You are Hagrid now.*

@loyalsdopeness8106

6 жыл бұрын

*Harry fucking hated those shitty ass birbs*

@Khris_HeimdallDetachment

6 жыл бұрын

*The dark arts better be worried, oh boy*

@hufflepuffhermione8004

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamesmartin6851 *T H E P I G O F H U F F L E P U F F*

@CocoaRon

5 жыл бұрын

Harry was never the same after Hedwig's death

"RON'S RON SHIRT WAS JUST AS BAD AS RON HIMSELF" I CAN'T BREATHE

@casstevens52

5 жыл бұрын

@@eeveemation-studios Tyler Joseph 😁

@deadpan904

5 жыл бұрын

When AI roast you savagely

@cheerfulellii7212

5 жыл бұрын

Omg

@theoneonyoutube4925

5 жыл бұрын

420...

@Jimmichang

5 жыл бұрын

[When even your own merch is of terrible quality]

I'm impressed. The AI is more intelligent than I thought. It understands that Harry cannot see after he threw away his eyes.

The bit about birds is especially hilarious considering the British slang.

@iwantmykidssusan4941

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for them to mention that and it was a little disappointing they didn’t connect the dots that Harry is a homosexual in this universe

Hermione is literally being bullied by every single character in the story

@disksector

3 жыл бұрын

An eye for an eye, a hand for a hand

@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff

3 жыл бұрын

I mean she and her family literally gets eaten to death, by her best friends no less, must be a weird way to die that's for sure

@atotallyrandomperson3889

3 жыл бұрын

so is Ron

@tsclew2073

2 жыл бұрын

Always was Always will be

@saffronst3612

2 жыл бұрын

Deserved, she has forgotten how to dance.

"Voldemort raised his eyebrows" Unfortunately, Voldy does not possess the ultimate power of raising his eyebrows. Because he doesn't have any.

@Anonymous-lx3dh

3 жыл бұрын

Makes it all the more funny 😂

@liusiteng6690

3 жыл бұрын

Now that is expert talk right there

@HarryPotter-go7ef

3 жыл бұрын

404: eyebrows not found.

@januaryravelo4342

3 жыл бұрын

F in the chat for Voldemort

@100milliondesigns7

3 жыл бұрын

F

Imagine Draco is just awkwardly sitting at the meeting, hating every second of it....and all he hears from outside is "BEEF WOMEN"

People: AI is going to rule the world. AI:

@alcenjoyer

Жыл бұрын

this vid truly was ahead of its time

_"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."_ Damn, way to roast Ron.

@breadlord6698

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@anicaaltre2594

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@AndresAstua

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Nina-wh6hb

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@anicaaltre2594

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

Let’s adapt this book into a movie and reunite the cast of the Harry Potter movies to act it out. I think Daniel Radcliffe would really fit this version of Harry just like the old one. Plus I want to hear Emma Watson yell “BEEF WOMEN”.

@LarryTheTugaGamer1511

5 ай бұрын

With that 80 year old smoker voice

*Still better story than the cursed child*

@klooks1013

7 ай бұрын

I knew someone would comment this

@Idkwhattonamethisso

6 ай бұрын

True

I'm starting to believe my dreams are written by AI.

@mariamalkasian2086

2 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@patricktownsend7154

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, we really are in the matrix, huh.

@ThiefOfNavarre

2 жыл бұрын

@@patricktownsend7154 I was about to say the Matrix has us now

@breenseaturtlegaming9990

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThiefOfNavarre I guess so we do have Ai in our brains

@lola.millard17

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry said calmly.

@francisthompson3772

5 жыл бұрын

Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of fire, he said calmly.

@palak9465

4 жыл бұрын

HaRrYDiDjApUtChANaMeiNtHeGoBLeTOfFiRe Dumbledore asked *CALMLY*

@snailuka

4 жыл бұрын

*VOLDEMORTYOUREAVERYBADEANFMEANWIAZARAD* Harry said calmly

@DonutMaster56

4 жыл бұрын

Hermione nodded encouragingly

@mikkiasie8806

4 жыл бұрын

Ron pushes his way in *_calmly._*

"BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Best line if you ask me.

"Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. HE FELT A COMPLETE OVERREACTION." Umm... excuse me, exactly HOW CLOSE was Voldemort standing behind Harry?! No wonder Harry tore his own eyes out...

@user-vh9lj4fv4v

2 жыл бұрын

AYOOOO..

@crazyhairsinger

Жыл бұрын

I spat water all over the PC from laughing

“Harry threw his eyeballs into the forest” “Harry looked around and fell down the staircase” Me: .. *seems reasonable*

@gachabloxgirl3958

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, obviously ur eyes teleport back into ur eye sockets once u throw them wait r u telling me ur eyes has never teleported back into ur eye sockets?

@zhenzhen2141

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao tis is underrated

@aidanlikesshoes6892

3 жыл бұрын

...for the rest of summer

@shototodoroki2955

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@milkywaycookiie

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO HEY DEKU

_"He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermionie's family."_ Damn right, just as I remember it.

@iikatulxe2786

5 жыл бұрын

hermiones*

@nadiabinford7349

5 жыл бұрын

I read this right as it was said... weird

@freddie-yb7hv

5 жыл бұрын

Where

@maddoxwise5840

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah they keep a very good job at keeping to the cannon in the film version of Harry Potter and the mirror that appears to be made of ash when it comes to the family eating

@andrewjanes7220

5 жыл бұрын

just as any one would do in that situation

"Harry... you have your mother's eyes...." "I DON'T WANT THEM"

It’s scary how 5 years ago AI was like this and now AI is so lifelike

@alanduhamel2885

23 күн бұрын

Well, AI now won't even let you generate stuff that is copyrighted like this, unless you can run your own model, so I'm not sure how much of an improvement that is.

Everyone's laughing at how the story is nonsense but I'm truly impressed by how legible it is.

@jak.cr1ym

3 жыл бұрын

Technology is getting scary 🤯

@QuietTownASMR

3 жыл бұрын

I've read fanfics with grammar less legible than this. Wthecknuggets.

@mxashe

3 жыл бұрын

I've tried the AI they supposedly used, and they definitely edited it to make it more grammatically correct. Although the plot points seem random enough to have come from an AI

@QuietTownASMR

3 жыл бұрын

@@justafurrywithinternet317 Lol yeah I'm not really into the smut stuff, sorry :)

@justafurrywithinternet317

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuietTownASMR ME NIETHER!

Nobody: J. K. Rowling: Ron ate Hermione's family.

@juno9607

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: J.K. Rowling: Harry has no eyes because he ripped them out in book 6

@potatoefat940

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody Jk Rowling; The JK stands for Just Kidding

@fauxapples

5 жыл бұрын

Paul Angus Oh shit

@DioBrando-gk1em

5 жыл бұрын

Im the 1000th like

@liam1558

5 жыл бұрын

@@keysmash_roa I'd high five you if I could.

Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at hermione with *S E A R I N G P A I N*

"Magic: it was something Harry potter thought was very good" Speech +100

"They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was" *wheeeeze*

@starchildbeamy1684

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry man, 69 likes already, I can't like this

@allyepic4608

4 жыл бұрын

*brendon urie laughing manically in the background*

@xtrafries123

4 жыл бұрын

@@elise6557 "BLOODY HELL THE DOORS CLOSED ALROIT!!"

@worldpieceofmind2965

4 жыл бұрын

loool

@dumbass_pml1199

4 жыл бұрын

alex McCormick WHAT I WAS THINKING

I need "He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family" on a coffee mug

@karimakou154

5 жыл бұрын

Great way to start the day

@Mumphler

4 жыл бұрын

I just need one that says *BEEF WOMEN*

@God-nv7cp

4 жыл бұрын

And fill it with hot sauce and dip Hermione in it. If the rest of her family was dead, how long did she expect to survive?

@stpidstuff

4 жыл бұрын

All of you, make a custom one.

@thewalkingbread706

4 жыл бұрын

That’s gonna be my yearbook quote

3:41 this story has turned into a fan fiction 😂

@pipsgirlfriend755

9 ай бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

This was 5 years ago.... wonder what it would come up with now... 😂

Person: what is your favorite Harry Potter book? Me: Harry Potter and the portrait of what looked like a large pile of ash

@carddu

4 жыл бұрын

same

@fallon-may0935

3 жыл бұрын

What, it is mine Too

@iida9093

3 жыл бұрын

True. The story is kinda confusing, but it's definitely funnier than othee Harty Potter books. That's why i love it so much

@casnovak

3 жыл бұрын

i like your profile pic. also i would say the same thing my dad read this to me and my brother....

@victorhelp1571

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family" You know, give AI credit...none of us saw that one coming.

@sharkuel

3 жыл бұрын

Neither did Hermione's family I bet

@mrdredward129

3 жыл бұрын

It subverted our expectations. Thats *ALWAYS* a good thing.

This is the quality of most stories at my school

Shout out to Mr. Staircase, who showed up to say literally one word to confirm Ron's theory

ron was going to be spiders. *_he just was_*

@madisonbrooks8672

6 жыл бұрын

He wasn't proud of it, but it would be very hard to not have his entire body be covered with spiders after all is said and done.

@shryoder

6 жыл бұрын

Madison Brooks *"Look," said Hermione." Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."*

@dumbsnoopy808

6 жыл бұрын

MMMMMMmmM

@cienkitv2854

5 жыл бұрын

han. I AM SPIDERS NOW

@Kapin05

5 жыл бұрын

It's quite the tragedy - Ron cannot control his spider ability. It reminds me of an old tale passed on from hundreds of years ago: "Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Does whatever a spider can." - Mahatma Gandhi, 1337 BC

*He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family* WELCOME TO HOGWARTS

@ephimemacabre6449

6 жыл бұрын

Caty Grey what a warm welcome.

@mushroomhead3619

6 жыл бұрын

Good Lord! Ron stop eating my mum! said Hermione as Ron chewed on Mrs Granger's leg

@luco663

6 жыл бұрын

Caty Grey yup. Welcome to hogwarts

@scottdparrott

6 жыл бұрын

Don't slurp the hair

@sierrasmith6080

5 жыл бұрын

Caty Grey such a nice welcome Also, nice profile picture