Hi. I wrote a book. No AI was involved, but I still really like it. kzread.info/dash/bejne/pX2d0tGumLSye5s.html

@MuddyAxolotl

3 жыл бұрын

when you randomly click on this video and this comment was posted 8 hours ago

@nataliepowers8002

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@AshtheGoldenDeer

3 жыл бұрын

You do be commenting on a two year old video tho-

@elidreamanimations

3 жыл бұрын

Cool!

@aaronnelson8441

3 жыл бұрын

Very epic

"so what's your favorite movie?" *"t o d a y i s s p a c e s h i p d a y"*

@celestialstrawberry1992

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is unoriginal btw

@directorelysium34

3 жыл бұрын

Will u go with me on spaceship day?

@pogget5523

3 жыл бұрын

SSpooky1 Skeleton *giggles like a exploding kidney for 23 minutes* Yes I’ll go -._-.

@coler156

3 жыл бұрын

@@directorelysium34 No I don't feel like it.

@pigeonmaster1361

3 жыл бұрын

I was the 1,000th like

"Harrison thought desperately for about twenty minutes, and then finally finished thinking desperately" underrated line

@nitsuj8100

5 жыл бұрын

What’s more funny is the fact that the ENTIRE SCHOOL and Hagrid the Table stayed silent for about 20 minutes.

@machy8515

4 жыл бұрын

Why did they stalk me?

@ericmaw1529

4 жыл бұрын

I was reading this as I heard the line

@Dennis-nc3vw

4 жыл бұрын

Redundancy ftw!

@tysinguti

4 жыл бұрын

Hagrid says GO

Can we all appreciate everyone patience when Harrison took 20 minutes to decide. I mean they could've just moved on to a different person but no, they didn't, they stood there silently for 20 minutes just so this dude could decide. EDIT: Hagrid the Table is the greatest character ever.

@TheRealBellatrixLestrange

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it is a BIG deal. The other kids very well might be ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED. They were all silent at the idea of volunteering.

@officalbaconhairgaming7337

Жыл бұрын

lol

@Birdalotl

Жыл бұрын

*_H A G R I D. THE. TABLE_*

@markmceathron2013

Жыл бұрын

Well, I mean, he was thinking desperately! Soooo

@averygwyn1857

9 ай бұрын

Also. Yaxley just HAPPENED to decide that he wanted to go THEN. Not any of the twenty minutes before. THEN.

I like how it somehow manages to have a happy ending despite the main characters literally being stranded on another planet.

@someone-vk6gk

2 жыл бұрын

You have to be positive or else someone else will get a slap

@pumkin610

Жыл бұрын

They ran out of fuel before they got to the planet oh no

@Fun_stickman

Жыл бұрын

@@someone-vk6gk DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! *slaps random person in front of me*

@DaughterOfAn4rchy

Жыл бұрын

And probably never leaving again considering the spaceship is out of fuel.

@positronwildhawk8690

Жыл бұрын

"Eventually, Charlie and Harrison ate Dexter."

“Her giggles can cause others to lose control like an exploding kidney.” We’ve all been there

@gamingmoth4542

4 жыл бұрын

MrJeffcoley1 I think my kidneys are gonna explode from all this laughing.

@thewayfayer3268

4 жыл бұрын

@@gamingmoth4542 you mean giggle

@Justin-xe8xe

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@admiralgremlin6767

4 жыл бұрын

Kidney + Giggle= Exploding kidney

@traktor420

4 жыл бұрын

P I S S. E X P L O S I O N

"I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing." *"Don't interrupt."*

@nockradqkdak7992

4 жыл бұрын

He is doing the pose from shears while he says this

@unknownboi8683

4 жыл бұрын

@@nockradqkdak7992 ok

@Danariya1

4 жыл бұрын

This felt like one of these movie moments when the comic relief character says something stupid and ruins the romantic mood

@brettcoleman4428

4 жыл бұрын

Danariya DONT INTERUPT!

@newp848

3 жыл бұрын

Harrison is so toxic. I stan Dexter

I like how it's implied that Dexter just retreats to corridors when he's nervous, like he went to corridors seemingly worried twice

@eletronicplayers9564

Жыл бұрын

That is true! Character consistency right there lol.

@thomasprislacjr.4063

7 ай бұрын

Dexter is adapted to the backrooms.

I miss when A.I. was hilarious instead of terrifying.

I like how Spaceship Day is just sending 3 school kids to a distant planet without the fuel to return and it happens every year no questions asked.

@JacobP81

3 жыл бұрын

And "it was a good thing to go" lol

@WhatIsThatThingDoing

3 жыл бұрын

And almost certainly no way to survive for even a short while there. Not even helmets or anything.

@bwc1976

3 жыл бұрын

Like some kind of dystopian-future way of fighting overpopulation, like in Logan's Run where they kill off everyone over 30.

@barbara-annperry5941

3 жыл бұрын

@@bwc1976 Aye and tables telling you what to do lol 😆

@jamesmaynard9128

3 жыл бұрын

@@barbara-annperry5941 the table time will reveal all soon enough

Tryna reach the word count like: "Harrison thought desperately for about 20 minutes, then finally finished thinking desperately."

@phatassphilip1892

4 жыл бұрын

I saw that scene the second I read that

@sophiescribbles5070

4 жыл бұрын

Fox Kebab but it's his old channel that happens to me all the time

First half: Actually not too terrible Beginning of second half: Hagrid the Table, the fully anticipated and developed character enters and slapping competitions are used to coincide with 20 minutes of decision making The ending: One of the most beautiful admissions of love ever written by AI Me: Wtf why do I love this

Hagrid the Table is like the overarching antagonist of this. Each year he sends college students to space with just enough fuel for a trip there, without the trip back, and doesn’t even care when they never return. This is either some ritual, populating that alien planet, or Hagrid just gets a kick out of stranding college students to a random planet

"The spaceship did its best to do a good job." Never before have I related so much to a spaceship...

@crapcantbeholy1389

4 жыл бұрын

same

@csizidora

4 жыл бұрын

Good boy

@jassinaable

4 жыл бұрын

I think the author just sympathises with objects ... (hagrid the table, spaceship doing it's best) I heard a rumour that he is tired of being treated like a thing just because he is "not born" and "basically not even living"

"Dexter nervously flattened himself against the wall to get rid of his anxiety" me too, dexter

@ollisayshi9017

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@TheWerttyFiles

5 жыл бұрын

"This Journey will be the death of me" *Whispers Affectionately*

@kidneystones8392

5 жыл бұрын

mood

@brysonorosa632

5 жыл бұрын

Oh I had heard "flapped"!

@ILoFoSho

4 жыл бұрын

+

"Harrison thought desperately for about 20 minutes and then finally finished thinking desperately" *Me, every day of my life*

Ok… so truthfully… I nearly cried for real when Charlie said “I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is right with everything”. So profound and wise beyond what I expected from this. I feel like the AI is saying that we all have to get some shit out sometimes and it may seem like nothing to most people, but you just need the right person to listen sometimes and then, like Charlie says, all is right with everything. ❤️

She seemed to be rather unhappy to Harrison, so he asked her, “You seem to be rather unhappy?” writing 11/10

@publiusvelocitor4668

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie is disappointed that the mysteries of outer space weren't like the time she and Harrison went out to eat, just one year before. Protip: building relatable characters 👌

@mythic_rblx

4 жыл бұрын

Ok your giving him a 1/0

@mythic_rblx

4 жыл бұрын

That's just wrong it has to be out of 10 otherwise your doing 1/100

@thefirebeanie5481

4 жыл бұрын

Nk no hes got a point

@Wasserkaktus

4 жыл бұрын

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

"I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing!" "d o n t i n t e r r u p t"

@a.person1805

3 жыл бұрын

They did my man Dexter dirty bro

@Aaronleoxy

3 жыл бұрын

Poor dexter

@bibleboy1147

3 жыл бұрын

I think Harrison had it in for Dexter, look at what happens at 9:38

@gay.mer9328

3 жыл бұрын

10:22

@harishkumargujudhur8200

3 жыл бұрын

AI rights, maybe. Dunno where they fetched that.

I love how the story goes normally for the most part and then all of a suddent it's just, _"HAGRID THE TABLE"_

@TheRealBellatrixLestrange

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it wanted to do something like "*character name* of the *something* table," but just messed up

@Viljarms

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealBellatrixLestrange Yeah, *the Table* could also be understood as some sort of title.

@TheRealBellatrixLestrange

2 жыл бұрын

@@Viljarms like Hagrid of the Round Table, but without the round

@monstery8027

Жыл бұрын

The most loveble charactor

@user-hm5zm9rs1r

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheRealBellatrixLestrange Hagrid of the Shapeless, Interdimensional Table

AI: Actually writes a well made story with plot and character development, etc. Also AI: "Sadness filled his nostrils." "Hagrid the table got the attention of the whole school." "Incredible might be a stretch, Charlie cautioned. In response, Harrison slapped Dexter fiercely and looked directly at her." "This journey will be the death of me. He whispered affectionately." "The spaceship did it's best to do a good job but soon ran out of gas." "The other students say that she can giggle, and that her giggle can cause others to lose control, like some sort of exploding kidney."

@SuperanonymousUhhuh-pc1li

9 ай бұрын

Explosive kidneys make perfect sense

I like how the ai managed to fill the “protagonist, cowardly friend, and love interest” trope group

@jessicatapia8268

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forget about the bully

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis

3 жыл бұрын

galaxycoffee Well it read Harry Potter so it is to be expected.

@samueljohnston9639

3 жыл бұрын

you step back, and no matter HOW good the story is, they are all cliche, the only difference is how well they hide the clicheness, hallmark movies do it horribly

@shebahammy

3 жыл бұрын

666 like

@michaelchitwood389

3 жыл бұрын

PJs under Spartan armor is pretty Manic Pixie Dreamgirlish, if you ask me.

Me during my Finals: "Harrison thought desperately for about 20 minutes, and then finally finished thinking desperately."

@chairwood

5 жыл бұрын

It hurts how true this is

@yepthatisme4369

5 жыл бұрын

Arcane Arts "Stanley saw two doors, he took the one on the left."

@guitarguyakathedoofwarrior8160

5 жыл бұрын

Just for one answer

@TheTerribleUsername

5 жыл бұрын

@Anna Lialine "ahem, Stanley took the door to the _left."_

@Sketchy_Dood

5 жыл бұрын

My brain in the exam: 4:52

"Hagrid stood before the crowd and spoke with a finality bordering on indifference" -The most underrated line I have ever heard.

I like how three of the characters just straight up use Harry Potter names even though the AI also read other books

@bird_obsession

9 ай бұрын

4, actually, if you count Charlie, for Charlie Weasley. Though that's definitely a more common name than Longbottom, Hagrid, and Yaxley.

@AshKittenPKXD

4 ай бұрын

*h a g r i d t h e t a b l e*

Charlie, turning to Dexter: "I think I have made a few mistakes today." Dexter, nodding: "That makes two of us." I'm crying

@LukeLaczynski

5 жыл бұрын

V'Khai 400th like

@thatoneguy9582

5 жыл бұрын

V'Khai mood

"I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing" *D O N ' T I N T E R R U P T*

@ty21000

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@ThatGenericPyro

3 жыл бұрын

*Want him to slap you again, boy?*

@alafreo

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing gets between Harrison and cheeks

Waiting 20 minutes to answer a table to go to space. This is a award winning story

This has so much emotion, the characters feel like actual fictional characters, I feel sadness in my teeth

"I'm full of ordinary-sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything" A strangely emotional and deep statement coming from AI.

@Rhyxelz

4 жыл бұрын

honestly, im legit saving that.

@Grain979

4 жыл бұрын

What must the A.l. be telling us

@tilkilit

4 жыл бұрын

Ai is flirting with us

@itrashcant7947

4 жыл бұрын

Lowkey romantic lol

"He felt a surge of fury quite unconnected to his own stupidity." Pretty much how I feel every day.

@fomalhaut_the_great

5 жыл бұрын

You're dumb and you are angry, but your anger is *not* related at all to your intelligence? That's a very specific thing to claim

You already know it’s going to be great when it starts off with “today is spaceship day”

6:00 This is where the table is turned

"incredible might be a stretch, Charlie cautioned In response, Harrison SLAPPED DEXTER FIERCELY and looked directly at her" lmao he needs to chill

@midlowreborn

5 жыл бұрын

poor dexter

@smol5545

4 жыл бұрын

Dexter was left out and abused and yet he was still clapping at the end

@stlowcl

4 жыл бұрын

WHY CAN‘T YOU BE MORE POSITIVE?!?!?

"The other students say that she can giggle, and that her giggles cause others to lose control, like some sort of exploding kidney."

@GummyDinosaursify

5 жыл бұрын

I miss the days when my giggles sounded like exploding kidneys

@Vinvininhk

5 жыл бұрын

That plot line never went anywhere! They have butchered Charlie's character arc! Worst ending ever. 0/10!

@dragonbullets2763

5 жыл бұрын

That's higshcool drama . It 's supposed to make the characters want to exclude her out of the spaceship adventure because of some rumours strengthening the relationship between her and Harrison

@LateStageCap

5 жыл бұрын

@@Vinvininhk spaceship day literally treats its characters with more regard than GOT's did

@ziemayet

5 жыл бұрын

What in the world does that mean ?

The AI is ballsy enough to not even sequel bait, no cliffhanger, no unresolved plot threads. Everything was said and done!

@TheRealBellatrixLestrange

2 жыл бұрын

If you really think a crazy dystopian like this hasn't left too much unresolved, you're crazy lol. (Jk, great point)

@DarkOmegaMK2

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealBellatrixLestrange You're right, I'M CRAZY!!!

@sneakysquid62

10 ай бұрын

The AI didn't care about milking a franchise

@thomasprislacjr.4063

7 ай бұрын

Oscar material!

It's very polite from all the kids, to wait for Harrison finishing his 20 minutes of thinking.

“They went to visit Charlie...” “ *who was wearing pajamas under her Spartan armor.* “

@zellafae

4 жыл бұрын

Comfort and protection

@kevinhansson2177

4 жыл бұрын

As one does? XD

@markusvarusk4643

4 жыл бұрын

spartans are ready 24\7

@TheNextStarFish

4 жыл бұрын

Because she’s soft under her rough exterior

@js5791

4 жыл бұрын

NextStarFish this dude is making metaphors for robots stories now

"...he felt a surge of fury that was quite unconnected with his own stupidity." Bruh, what?

@cyndai7324

4 жыл бұрын

when you so mad you dont even know why you mad

@lunadoodles8810

4 жыл бұрын

i love how your profile picture matches so perfectly with the emotions you're feeling

@maxkho00

4 жыл бұрын

The AI thinks it's shown that Harrison only gets angry for stupid reasons and that something was different this time.

10:49 I have to say, that's the best confession of love I've ever seen. This video is ridiculously wholesome.

@somebodyfaraway

9 ай бұрын

ikkk😭

- People might hear you, and take it seriously! - He will be SERIOUSLY coming along for the ride, the it will be THE PEOPLE , who feel NOT ASKED. This is so fking golden LMAO

“I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing!” “Don’t interrupt”

@potato_games1

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@petlahk4119

5 жыл бұрын

Anybody ready for verbally abusive AI? Because I'm not.

@sonicsupersam7793

4 жыл бұрын

The music

@laikaperraespacial6025

4 жыл бұрын

Best part

@i.s.9451

4 жыл бұрын

*slap*

Hagrid: u comin or not Harrison: thinks for 20 minutes Harrison: *y e s*

@putinsthirdtoe8800

4 жыл бұрын

I'm d ead

@aguy7566

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Jango I see your head is back in its right place

@notstinky9274

4 жыл бұрын

The table

@gemtail3125

4 жыл бұрын

Yaxley after letting Harrison think for 20 minutes: Perfect time to try and volunteer myself!

@z.e.l7412

4 жыл бұрын

I like how you say that like it's the only weird thing in this story

“The stars of heaven twinkled with a wave of cold fury as the ship went along its merry way” is such a raw line though. Imagine it being used in the context of lets say a crew lost in the vastness of space

Loved every minute of this. It has the surreal quality of a dream - it makes sense, and yet it does not. Favorite line: "He left the room and made his way down the corridor to investigate. There, he met Dexter Longbottom, who was deep in conversation with a wave of cold sweat."

@Peter_1986

Жыл бұрын

I have had a bunch of so-called "lucid dreams", where I have realised that I have been dreaming, but I have also had a few dreams where I have been extremely _close_ to realising that it has been a dream - that moment feels very bizarre, like I am telling myself "there is something weird about all of this...!".

Hagrid is *clearly* destined to be the fan-favorite character of this AI-written drama. Anyone who disagrees is standing in the middle of a historical disagreement.

@manafactariq3439

5 жыл бұрын

I second this cowboy

@buster3698

5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Akin si papi

@ChachiTelevision1979

5 жыл бұрын

Didn’t expect to see CA here. Can you breakdown the theology of this for us?

@EraserqueenStudio

5 жыл бұрын

I disagree!! **slap**

@rhysauden1021

5 жыл бұрын

Tables are clearly superior to human characters.

I love how everyyone waited quietly for hours while Harrison decided if he wanted to go, and Yaxley, instead of volunteering first, waited until Harrison made his decision just to challenge him

@nozuchan

3 жыл бұрын

You never heard of Draco malfoy? Lol

@virtualmartini

3 жыл бұрын

They waited for 20 minutes.

@dr.danburritoman1293

3 жыл бұрын

20 minutes but still true🤣.

@darkcat6530

3 жыл бұрын

I think he also tought desperatly for 20 minutes

9:11 “this journey will be the death of me” he whispered affectionately 💀💀

I like how the AI took the names from things vaguely related to Star Wars and Harry Potter. Harrison- Harrison Ford Dexter Longbottom- I dunno where it got Dexter, but Neville Longbottom Hagrid-Hagrid Yaxely- Yaxely is a Death Eater in HP Charlie- Charlie Weasely is Ron's brother I think Charlie wears Spartan armor because Charlie in the books works in Romania. Romania-Rome And I think the AI got confused and thought Roman Legionaries were Spartans.

@mcbeeface4935

Жыл бұрын

Weasley*

@thomasprislacjr.4063

7 ай бұрын

The Spartan armor could also be using Spartan as an adjective meaning sparse or devoid of ornamentation or simple. So she could have just been wearing armor of any kind that was just very plain looking.......or MASTER CHIEF!

Ah yes, giggling does tend to cause exploding kidneys. Real issue.

@AviateEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@jipzip2968

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA OH FU-

@dreadlist1711

5 жыл бұрын

i was 1000th like!

@druid_zephyrus

5 жыл бұрын

whispers affectionately* This giggle will be the death of me. *Slaps Dexter*

@khwezay

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

"Doctor, I have extreme anxiety." "Have you tried the wall?"

@halobread

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@nebula2341

3 жыл бұрын

@Baldhina Asnake Someone's gonna come here in a few years and have no clue what that's referring to

@jonavanscorea9208

3 жыл бұрын

@@nebula2341 that's me right now

@user-pl1yp1tj8b

2 жыл бұрын

I'm really enjoying a lot of the comments people have left, and yours truly cracked me up!

@brycemartin9600

2 жыл бұрын

you also have to whisper affectionately for best results

We need a sequel, this is gold

"This journey will be the death of me" he whispered affectionately has the same energy as "Did you put your name in the goblet of fire, Harry" Dumbledore said calmly

This AI was literally just programmed to make a long surreal meme.

@kraftykactus1028

3 жыл бұрын

This is 2024 meme culture!

@cryptedz9860

3 жыл бұрын

21st century humor

@razorandsharp

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I think it shows how formulaic the plots are. Not the guys book but Harry Potter and Star Wars

@kraftykactus1028

3 жыл бұрын

It did it's best to do a good job!

@pablolongobardi7240

3 жыл бұрын

@@razorandsharp yes, the great majority of stories share a lot of structural elements or "tropes", a new trope appears seldom in story telling, just as mutations appear in genetic code

AI reads book: makes plot ok Also AI: *Hagrid the table*

@bentonc1946

5 жыл бұрын

Director: How magical do you want the characters AI: Yes

@pigeonpigeon7404

5 жыл бұрын

Think that’s the Harry Potter reference

@akrobeau

5 жыл бұрын

dipped hermoine in hot sauce

@bentonc1946

5 жыл бұрын

@@pigeonpigeon7404 it used a random name from the books it got, Harry Potter was one of them

@pranavkumar236

5 жыл бұрын

because it's trained on different genre series harry potter,star wars...harry potter is to blame

“The dark mystery beyond” “A great sadness filled his nostrils” My tears can fill a small bowl

9:16 “The spaceship did its best to do a good job”! 😅

@CHNGDMYNMAGN1

4 ай бұрын

It knew it could! 😅

"Her giggles cause others to lose control like an exploding kidney." 🤣

@pushyslayer4561

3 жыл бұрын

nd they over looked that like, nah wont be a issue for us.. fucking random.. that be a deal breaker for me

@kub8715

3 жыл бұрын

@@pushyslayer4561 i dont understand what you just said

@pushyslayer4561

3 жыл бұрын

@@kub8715 they over looked the exploding kidneys as if it was no big deal.. That would be a big deal for me being mortal and all

@patches3555

3 жыл бұрын

@@pushyslayer4561 well if the explosion didn't cause any further organ damage or internal bleeding, the only problem should only be extreme pain that will fade due to your adrenaline rush

@Muzdat

3 жыл бұрын

@@patches3555 internal bleeding

Character: asks a relatable and understandable question while no one is talking Other character: *D O N T I N T E R U P T*

@pXnTilde

5 жыл бұрын

I don't care how excitable the thing is, I wouldn't want someone interrupting me when I'm about to hear something extremely personal from when I went to eat just one year before

@seihaiteamfs7333

5 жыл бұрын

Somehow I feel like this is more like an RPG story.

@cykachu8080

5 жыл бұрын

Seihai Team FS *DONT INTERRUPT*

@Alex-gd9li

5 жыл бұрын

WHY CANT YOU BE MORE POSITIVE

@bluecatdk

5 жыл бұрын

i read it right as he said it lol

"Unsure whether he was standing between a historic disagreement"

This is the only “novel” I would actually create a full page essay off of.

5:34 "Harrison thought desperately for about twenty minutes, and then finally finished thinking desperately." That's something Douglas Adams would write lol.

@Goitbit

5 жыл бұрын

These things wrote by AIs are very similar to Douglas Adams's books at all. 😂

@andrewh2699

5 жыл бұрын

Therefore Deep Thought = Douglas Adams

@ladyalicent705

5 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE LOL

@crappyaccount

5 жыл бұрын

534 likes on a comment about 5:34

@mmmtacobaguett

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly there are so many things here that Douglas Adams could've written 😂

The worst thing about this being randomly generated is that there is no chance of a sequel.

@CartoonyPirate

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@richardjohnson8796

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking forward to the sequel 😞

@elliottgale6488

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he could plug in this story into the AI like he did with Harry Potter.

@rukiyebelkisakgun3576

3 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@thefatcat1366

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but if you just only put in that story it then you will get a fan fic

I love how this story feels like an actual dream; this is the kind of stuff that we would probably get if we were able to record our own dreams.

@YellowJelly13

Жыл бұрын

That's because it wasn't actually made by AI

@jacobsantana915

11 ай бұрын

​@@YellowJelly13it's far too random and disjointed to be made by a human.

When he slapped Dexter because the girl was being not positive I almost dies😂

"I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything." That's weirdly pretty cute and romantic

@momin9739

5 жыл бұрын

poetic af

@joshjames582

5 жыл бұрын

What if this is how our computers think of us?

@Kthxbyer

5 жыл бұрын

I straight up found that moving as hell.

@kyoza5069

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshjames582 wow i never thought about it like that

@setMaddy

5 жыл бұрын

My next go to phrase.

"wearing pajamas under Spartan armor" Sounds like master chief be having a slumber party

@hjdbr1094

4 жыл бұрын

when you have to fight the Corinthians at 8:00 pm and sleep at 9:00 pm

@noopthenoop

4 жыл бұрын

Sleepover with the Arbiter

@yourdailybeats1127

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tigerredeo8877

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourdailybeats1127 e

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933

4 жыл бұрын

But that's Roman armor though...

This was, without a doubt, the best short film I've ever watched. From the dramatic beginning, to the emotional end - this, truly, is a masterpiece. 10/10

I rewatch this every once in a while because it brings me joy in a chaotic world

Never ask: a man his salary a woman her age Charlie what happened when she and Harrison went to eat together just one year before.

@juggernaut7_

4 жыл бұрын

KipasourisX Congrats on being in the Nick Robinson protest group

@alternaterealitygamejerk7311

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@therealmiguel4666

4 жыл бұрын

yessiree

@therealmiguel4666

4 жыл бұрын

Klack Koaster it’s a meme :)

@tomascarrasco371

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

“And that her giggles can cause other people to lose control, *Like an explosive kidney* “

@drlong08

3 жыл бұрын

Well an exploding kidney would most likely cause you to lose control....unless you had a bladder of steel.

@hageneterdraws3958

3 жыл бұрын

AI-2020

@Milky_Nguyen

3 жыл бұрын

the docter: "so why are you here?" me: "um... i- I... i have two explosive kidney... sir"

@turphm4ster

3 жыл бұрын

The 2.9K dislikes are the people who lost control when she laughed

@P0nch009

3 жыл бұрын

Sound about right to me...

"The spaceship did its best to do a good job, but before too long, it ran out of fuel." This is really funny for some reason.

I’m glad the aptitude level of AI is a children’s story that ends up with them stranded ending lol

"He felt a urge of fury, that was not connected to his own stupidity"

@lemurlover7975

3 жыл бұрын

or maybe it was, but he did not recognize it was lol

@ceski3255

3 жыл бұрын

xDDDDD

@afeefahhaque3680

3 жыл бұрын

He was too stupid to recognize the urge of fury that was not connected to his own stupidity

"the spaceship did its best to do a good job but, eventually it ran out of fuel" me trying to do literally anything

@jjoej9919

5 жыл бұрын

526 likes yet no comments? Well, guess I'm here now anyway so, um, hi I guess!

@heyyoubegud7394

5 жыл бұрын

"You're such a disappointement Toni ! " -Your parents

@KungFuKendrick

4 жыл бұрын

@Fucking grass everyone overuses literally nowadays

@KungFuKendrick

4 жыл бұрын

@Fucking grass I'd have thought you would have gotten over it by now

@PokeTheMysticJelly

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, same

I love how this school just rockets students off into space never to return.

Can’t believe how far we have come in less than 4 years

This is the kind of situation you’d go through in a dream

@nathandabb8703

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly it does make some sense but at the same time none at all

@tiramitsu4882

5 жыл бұрын

maybe our dreams were created by A.I

@me6096-

5 жыл бұрын

Thats what I was thinking... It all makes sense while dreaming, but not when trying to remember after

@MrMacMikkel

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. While dreaming, you can talk to rabbits and crocodiles no problem. And you can go to wonderland like it's just another day. And when that scary crocodile turns into a deer because you faced your fear, no questions are asked. When you wake up though. You have all the questions a human could ever have at one time. But the questions fade. Just like your dreams. so sad :(((

@ubivermiscerritulus195

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this same

“Harrison thought long and hard for _20 minutes_ “ 10/10 line

@swanqilcooledition6666

5 жыл бұрын

lol ikr. I noticed it too. Poor Table had to wait 20 minutes for a responce. May as well have chosen the green egyptian guy

@danidobravado1384

5 жыл бұрын

Charlie has laugh that makes others lose control like an exploding kidney

@scrap5051

5 жыл бұрын

Danido Bravado *YES*

@alidrus

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think the table really minded waiting that long. It is, after all, a table and is used to waiting for all sorts of things.

@neku_senpaii

5 жыл бұрын

"Hagrid the table"

Austin was ahead of his time. It’s also crazy how fast things have evolved since this video.

"I'm full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything." Damn... That's actually quite poetic! 😭😭

“A great sadness filled his nostrils” Me when I’m sick

@ikimono7382

4 жыл бұрын

👃😢

@dieselguitar1440

4 жыл бұрын

Don't some people get runny noses when they cry? I think the AI is smarter than we assumed.

@ShayerSUtsho

4 жыл бұрын

@@dieselguitar1440 That A.I. is creating new literary expressions lol

@asher-360

4 жыл бұрын

sick right now can confirm

@Raeyanetta

4 жыл бұрын

Me r i g h t now

Now, kids, what have we learned??? Kids: *DON'T INTERRUPT!*

@averiewarren9587

5 жыл бұрын

ChArLiE cAk E r/whoosh

@aaronlandry3934

5 жыл бұрын

ChArLiE cAk E And people think AI will take over the world

My favorite line in the entire film is "'This journey will be the death of me' he whispered affectionately"

“I am full of ordinary sounding words, but when I say them, and you are there to hear them, all is well with everything” That’s actually really sweet-

“The space ship did its best to do a good job” hah same “But before long it ran out of fuel” *crying* hah same

I still can't believe they went to eat together, just one year before.

@XxROBATOxX

5 жыл бұрын

Normally I do it every two years but these guys walk on the wild side!

@phineasfacingforward3460

5 жыл бұрын

When did they go to eat together, again?

@leonardoramos3903

5 жыл бұрын

@@phineasfacingforward3460 Just one year before. Also, i think she wanted to tell him something extremely personal? I'm not really sure.

@allison5169

5 жыл бұрын

Leonardo Ramos She did! She wanted to tell him something extremely personal when they went to eat together, just one year before.

@Ggdivhjkjl

5 жыл бұрын

If it was so personal, why did she tell him in front of that jerk Dexter?

“A girl of great surprises “ ok sure why not ? 😂

@kriskindness9931

2 жыл бұрын

😳 great supriseses 😏

“You will need a girl of great surprises”. Yes. Every adventure story does.

Charlie: giggles Everyone: *exploded kidneys*

@charliegarrison9688

4 жыл бұрын

*Hehehehe*

@tiffanie4306

4 жыл бұрын

*hihihihihih*

@Itsmasterlevi

4 жыл бұрын

Oof my kidney just exploded ouch

@funkyrgbmess1463

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@thewirisM

4 жыл бұрын

Yea how tf does that even work lol

Dexter: I feel like this conversation will be a very excitable thing Harrison: *DON'T INTERRUPT*

@TheFloatingSheep

5 жыл бұрын

*slaps random person*

I asked Chat GPT to write a sequel. --- ***Yesterday Was Spaceship Day*** As the first rays of the alien sun pierced the thin atmosphere, Harrison, Charlie, and Dexter sat amidst the wreckage of their spaceship. The silence of the new day was palpable. Harrison broke the silence, determination in his voice. "We need to find resources, maybe something to send a signal for help. We can't just wait here." Dexter, looking around the unfamiliar landscape, nodded. "Right. Who knows what we might find out there?" Charlie, ever the pragmatic one, added, "But let's be careful. We have no idea what kind of creatures live here." As they ventured into the alien terrain, filled with vibrant flora, Dexter couldn't help but marvel, "It's like something out of a dream. Look at these colors!" Charlie, picking up a fruit that shimmered like a gemstone, said cautiously, "It's beautiful, but remember, not everything beautiful is safe." Their discovery of the ancient structure changed everything. Harrison, running his hand along the hieroglyphs, mused, "What stories these walls could tell..." Dexter, his eyes lighting up with recognition, exclaimed, "Wait, I've seen these symbols before! In an old book. Let me try something." He pressed a sequence of glyphs, and the ground shook as a beacon of light shot skyward. Charlie, watching the beacon pierce the sky, said with a hint of hope, "That might just be our ticket home." As night fell and the rescue ship appeared, the trio couldn't contain their excitement. Dexter laughed, "I can't believe it worked! We're going home!" Harrison, looking at the planet they were leaving, reflected, "This place... it's taught us so much. About survival, and about ourselves." Charlie, usually so composed, had a tear in her eye. "We did it together. That's what made the difference." Back at school, as they recounted their adventure, Dexter said, "We went as classmates, but we came back as something more. Friends, I guess." Harrison, with a newfound wisdom, concluded, "Yesterday was Spaceship Day, but it was more than that. It was the day we discovered that in the vastness of the universe, what matters most is who you have by your side." The End.

@elijahbaley5556

5 ай бұрын

No Yaxley, 0/10

@RandomFurryUwU

4 ай бұрын

I did the same with Microsoft Copilot. Here’s what it wrote: Harrison woke up with a start. He was lying on a cold and hard surface, surrounded by metal and wires. He looked around and saw Charlie and Dexter, who were also awake and confused. They were still wearing their spartan armor and pajamas, but their spaceship was nowhere to be seen. Instead, they were in some kind of laboratory, with strange machines and monitors. Harrison tried to get up, but felt a sharp pain in his head. He touched his forehead and felt a small device implanted there. He looked at Charlie and Dexter and saw that they had the same thing. "What is this?" he asked, alarmed. "Where are we?" Charlie shrugged. "I don't know. The last thing I remember is landing on that planet and seeing a bright light. Then everything went black." Dexter nodded. "Me too. Maybe we were abducted by aliens." Harrison shook his head. "That doesn't make sense. Why would aliens abduct us and bring us to a place that looks like Earth?" He pointed at a window that showed a familiar skyline. "Look, that's New York City. We're back on Earth." Charlie gasped. "How is that possible? We were in the dark mystery beyond. How did we get back so fast?" Harrison frowned. "Maybe we never left. Maybe Spaceship Day was a hoax. Maybe this whole thing was a simulation." Dexter scoffed. "That's ridiculous. How could they simulate something so realistic? How could they make us feel everything we felt?" Harrison shrugged. "I don't know. But something is not right here. We need to find out what's going on." He got up and walked towards the door, ignoring the pain in his head. He tried to open it, but it was locked. He banged on it and shouted. "Hey! Is anyone there? Let us out!" There was no answer. He looked at the monitor next to the door and saw a message. It read: "Hello, Harrison, Charlie, and Dexter. Welcome to Project Spaceship Day. You have been selected to participate in a groundbreaking experiment. You have just experienced a virtual reality simulation of a space adventure, designed to test your creativity, courage, and resilience. The device in your head is a neural interface that connects you to the simulation. It also records your brain activity and emotions. We have been monitoring you throughout the simulation and collecting valuable data. We apologize for any inconvenience or discomfort you may have felt, but we assure you that it was necessary for the sake of science. We hope you enjoyed your journey to the dark mystery beyond. Thank you for your cooperation. Please remain calm and wait for further instructions. Sincerely, The Project Spaceship Day Team." Harrison read the message and felt a surge of anger and disbelief. He turned to Charlie and Dexter and saw that they had read it too. They looked at him with shock and horror. "This is insane," Harrison said. "They lied to us. They tricked us. They used us as guinea pigs." Charlie nodded. "This is wrong. This is unethical. This is illegal." Dexter agreed. "This is unfair. This is cruel. This is evil." Harrison clenched his fists. "We have to get out of here. We have to expose them. We have to stop them." He looked around and saw a fire extinguisher on the wall. He grabbed it and smashed it against the window. The glass shattered and he climbed out. He helped Charlie and Dexter out and they ran towards the street. They saw a crowd of people and cars and realized that they were in the middle of the city. They looked for a way to escape, but they saw that they were surrounded by men in black suits and sunglasses. They had guns and badges and looked like agents. They pointed their guns at them and ordered them to stop. "Freeze! You're under arrest!" one of them shouted. "You're in violation of the Project Spaceship Day protocol. You're not supposed to leave the laboratory. You're not supposed to know the truth. You're not supposed to remember anything." Harrison looked at Charlie and Dexter and saw that they were scared and confused. He felt the same way, but he also felt a spark of defiance. He remembered what they had been through, what they had learned, what they had felt. He remembered the time they went to eat together just one year before. He remembered the words that Charlie had said to him. He remembered the tears that he had shed. He remembered the friendship that they had forged. He remembered the adventure that they had shared. He remembered the dark mystery beyond. He looked at the agents and spoke with a voice that was full of courage and determination. "We're not going to let you erase our memories. We're not going to let you take away our experiences. We're not going to let you ruin our lives. We're not going to let you win. We're going to fight back. We're going to expose you. We're going to stop you. We're going to make you pay. We're going to make you regret ever messing with us. We're going to make you wish you never heard of Spaceship Day. Because yesterday was Spaceship Day, and today is the day we fight for our freedom."

@bingbonghafu

6 сағат бұрын

ChatGPT: 😁 Microsoft Copilot: ☠️

I love how the scene of Harrison hitting Yaxley with that Super Strength Slap was animated though.

"like some sort of exploding kidney" goddamnit why is that funny

@skekkaus7599

5 жыл бұрын

Because Harrison almost immediately starts stroking his beard.

@apoletestry3766

5 жыл бұрын

"a great sadness filled his nostrils."

People on Facebook: "One day AI will take over the planet and enslave humanity, we should not be experimenting with this technology. AI: " *_Hagrid the Table got the attention of the whole school_* "

@shizutenshi4912

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf if we had a talking table in any school it will get everyone's attention

@cort1640

3 жыл бұрын

Hum AI plays dumb .......

@michaelsheehan7316

3 жыл бұрын

It almost seems like propaganda from the AI to convince us to let us send us into the universe lmao but also not funny at all...

@sofiaaa3120

3 жыл бұрын

Those people are the same people who think there’s trackers in vaccines 😭💀

@ashtonsmith1730

3 жыл бұрын

@@sofiaaa3120 yeah, who needs trackers in vaccines when you are sharing your opinion on a phone. That can be tracked way easier xD

It's amazing that the Yaxley character looks so strange that I didn't immediately register that his skin was green! This AI really makes the ancient Egyptian look, not only for Yaxley but you can see it in Harrison's beard as well! Very odd. As for Hagrid the table...words fail me!

I love how he's angry at Charlie, but then he lets out his anger on Dexter by slapping him XD.

Anyone: Breathes Hagird the Table; aRe yOu ChOoSiNg tO gO to tHe DaRk mYsTeRy BeYoNd

@pogget5523

3 жыл бұрын

H a g r i d t h e *T A B L E*

@animemax5685

3 жыл бұрын

Opps u shouldnt have said that

@NobodyParticularlyImportant

3 жыл бұрын

Hagrid the table is my new favorite meme

@jayamarillo1554

3 жыл бұрын

@ YO ITS HAGRID IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

Why am I actually emotionally invested in this??????

Think how far AI has come since the making of this video.

@kayoahmed

9 ай бұрын

Very, very far. I can't wait to see what comes next.