I love how nature's idea of "equality" is basically just "everybody has to be miserable" 💀

@hiralykowalski6825

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like communism

@lamontkhoza2856

2 жыл бұрын

[INSERT COMMUNIST JOKE] Now give me likes

@jeambeam3173

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiralykowalski6825 sounds more like Capitalism/ neoliberalism

@thermionicemission6355

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiralykowalski6825 It's very funny you say that, until the capitalisation of Russia the word depression didn't even exist, and this was under a severe dictatorship and a purely socialist environment, so one (with a brain, so not you) can only imagine the happiness majority can have without such a poor implementation of it.

@vondantalingting

2 жыл бұрын

@@thermionicemission6355 oh! You mean being sent to the Gulags for saying some shit about the upper echelons, eating questionable meat from a sausage and dying of hypertension for eating what was probably rat meat, receiving appliances that won't last a month, having money but no goods left to buy, and being incapable of even the freedom to create a different political party is not depressive?

So basically, Cheetahs are *THIS CLOSE* to becoming domesticated house pets in the next 100-150 years. Cool

@stevefilms1997

2 жыл бұрын

You can domesticate them now man but you need a huge yard and a beard cause when they lick your face it will hurt without a beard

@cakwan01

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevefilms1997 It won't be problem for an Arab and we know that rich Arabs keep them as pets

@IrvineTheHunter

2 жыл бұрын

People keep tigers as pets, the problem isn't that they aren't friendly, the problem is like a house cat they can get overstimulated and tear you to bits, but you know, not in a metaphorical sense because they weigh hundreds of pounds.

@casbot71

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeh, that'll be fun chasing after them when they run away at the park. "And spotty just ran into the side of a car going above the speed limit - the cheetah, not the car".

@southboundvlogs6173

2 жыл бұрын

they're already pretty well domesticated, it's just one of those instances where you have to get unbelievably lucky, or steal the cubs and raise generations in captivity.

never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, and to scientists how the hell do they find out that sloths can survive 40 minutes underwater.

@AskForDoodles

9 ай бұрын

My guess is they just estimated it based on how ridiculously slow its metabolism is. Its body doesn't need to do anything often, including respiration.

@cosmizy9805

9 ай бұрын

@@AskForDoodlesThere was a study on how long rats could swim without stopping. All rats died, so I doubt they just estimated.

@ixajerx5626

9 ай бұрын

@@cosmizy9805 I remember that study, it makes me sick on a whole another level, I know a lot of people don't like mice, but what they did there is just not even human, they had to hire psychopaths just to conduct the study imo

@andyjay729

5 ай бұрын

Or how they learned how long pig orgasms last, or how long it takes pigs to devour a human.

Octopi being as smart as a 2 year old but not even living a year is insane. Imagine how smart a 70 year old one could be

@proudamerican183

9 ай бұрын

*Octopuses

@elitemetropolice4551

9 ай бұрын

@@proudamerican183 do some research before sending a comment or you will be humiliated. "octopi" is the latin/scientific way of saying "octopuses" "i" stating a group. other letters such as "a" can also be used examples: insecta, arthropoda, amblypygi, and more and if you call me a nerd i wouldnt actually mind, as i know that i am a nerd.

@proudamerican183

9 ай бұрын

@@elitemetropolice4551 Maybe in your science where you find the need to sound overly sophisticated, you use Octopi and Octopedes. But for us peasants who use English, the most commonly used and accepted plural of Octopus is Octopuses.

@elitemetropolice4551

9 ай бұрын

@@proudamerican183 very sorry if i sounded aggresive. But yeah, its mainly called "octopusses" but because of my brain's obsession with doing research i usually call animals with their latin name.

@proudamerican183

9 ай бұрын

@@elitemetropolice4551 I mean, I'm a nerd that likes Latin too because of the Romans, but I'm too mellow to be going off calling animals anything that isn't normal in common society.

That ain’t just Post nut clarity, shit’s on another level, Post nut clairvoyance

@OdelyxRa

2 жыл бұрын

Post nut Omnipotence

@jghifiversveiws8729

2 жыл бұрын

Post nut Omniscience

@ryanjenkins5450

2 жыл бұрын

The coomer crab

@RobinLundqvist

2 жыл бұрын

Post nut transcendence

@donnyshields4450

2 жыл бұрын

Which one was that?

fun fact about sloths: they can regulate their heartbeat manually, to save energy. but sometimes they will lower their heartbeat so much that the heart just stops beating

@2manyocs587

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf...

@Zeimos.

2 жыл бұрын

That has to be the most bruh moment ever

@sweetcoincidence4048

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zeimos. I'm starting to think that the entirety of nature is just a bruh moment.

@sethaurelius3887

2 жыл бұрын

Damn i wish i could just unalive that easily

@louis7974

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being able to just turn off your heart like 'aight I'm out'

The peacock's feathers making him the center of attention is technically a massive L for males, but it kind of allows to preservate the species. If a predator approaches, he's likely to leave the females be and since it's the females that have to lay eggs and stuff it somewhat helps them to be more discrete. This is the case for a bunch of other birds too.

@necromancer6405

11 ай бұрын

@@notfiveo Doesn't exist.

@Lolirock971

11 ай бұрын

Please repent and find YHWH Elohim and keep the commandments in Exodus 20 and Leviticus 11. Please read Exodus 20 and pray for forgiveness 2nd Corinthians 5:17 “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!” [37] Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. [38] This is the first and great commandment. [39] And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. [40] On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. Matthew 22:37-40 Please read the book of Jonah, Matthew, Exodus you'll have the information you need😅😊

@BLZ231

10 ай бұрын

Try giving Ezekial 23:20 a read.

@Xurikyo

10 ай бұрын

​@necromancer6405 last time I checked we have freedom of religion, to not discriminate, or to not keep anyone from doing anything based on sex, race, or financial status. You're a child.

@jeffersonclippership2588

9 ай бұрын

​@@BLZ231 ah, a true man of God, I see

About the whole "if Sid were realistically sized he'd wear Diego like a fur coat" that's the thing - they originally did try to make him "realistic" (as per Megalonyx) but this resulted in him looking too Uncanny Valley so they made him a mixture of a modern sloth and an ancient ground sloth, stunting his looks on purpose. And having seen some fan creations showing Sid with "realistic" ground sloth proportions I'm glad they went with the modern sloth mixed with a stunted ground sloth becos otherwise he would just be too odd-looking _and_ off-putting, character design wise, so I think they made the right choice.

@PCreeperStudios

10 ай бұрын

Because*

@AugustCrossroads

10 ай бұрын

You would've said the same if diego was a 9 inch kitty cat

@courtneymcdermott3609

6 ай бұрын

​@@PCreeperStudios🤓

@PCreeperStudios

6 ай бұрын

@@courtneymcdermott3609 bro thinks that calling me smart is an insult

@alexisjones5509

4 ай бұрын

​@@PCreeperStudiosShut up.

Cheetahs be like: “The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness”

@Nzambi237

2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@mj_out

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. Would give u 10 Likes for that. Was it ur thought or did u read it somewhere else before?

@arhamtajwar65

2 жыл бұрын

And darkness kills

@ajausbajdhqj

2 жыл бұрын

@@mj_out they heard it in a Billie Eilish song

@mj_out

2 жыл бұрын

@@ajausbajdhqj Ah, thank you for the response. It is a really good-fitting quote.

''The Kiwi is just about as defenseless as the fruit that got named after it" I'm dead

@InclinaProduction

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@getpumped87

2 жыл бұрын

Iunno, at least I'm allergic to the fruit....

@deadchannel5557

2 жыл бұрын

@@getpumped87 so about 0.001% more deadly

@deadchannel5557

2 жыл бұрын

Also, “This is why baby sloths have to hang on for dear life cause if they fall to the bottom of the jungle floor the mother might as well not even go back for it.”

@robertprovan9374

2 жыл бұрын

Actually if you find a kiwi with attitude those claws can be deadly, my son once saw a kiwi kick the sh** out of a possum, literally took an eye out. The guy who owned the farm said happens all the time, just that one kiwi who lost his mum to a possum now makes a point of hunting them.

12:20 This cat just carried a full grown deer up a tree in its mouth. It's hard to describe how unbelievable that is.

@Walleru

9 ай бұрын

and not to mention how much heavier it would be when its dead. leopards are so much stronger than youd think its honestly a bit terrifying

@hudabeautyftjacqui

5 ай бұрын

This is an antelope. The difference is that their horns are made from bone and keratin and they also don’t branch out. Deer dont have horns, they have antlers made from bone and skin and they branch out. Two very different types of animals!

In defense of the cheetah, they have significantly higher hunting success rate than most big cat at 58%. They make enough kill to offset the fact that they usually get grief by Hyena and Lion. Also, since Lion spend like 1/4 of the day waking up, cheetah can just avoid hunting during that time period.

So realistically, Tigress could've been able to kill Lord Shen, if she wanted to.

@ashleyrodriguez2050

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Wrigsthelegend

2 жыл бұрын

B̷̗͚̱̭̝̮̹̳͚̲̈́̓̿̋̎̈́͊̃͐͘o̷̢̺̼̠̤̼̬̫͕͛̍̐̒̋͋̄͜͝͝b̶̠̗̫̙̜͝

@thomasthetanderloin

2 жыл бұрын

shen never unfurled his feathers so actually no also, he had guns

@No.02496

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasthetanderloin *gun*

@jhamanrai

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

Gotta say, that raising awareness of Parkinson's disease was smooth.

@jewleeborrasca6924

2 жыл бұрын

I totally agree, I think this kid is a treasure. He's obviously of great intellect, yet it doesn't come off as being douchey, you know?!? I think he's just super adorable IMO. 💜

@lissieloveskitties

2 жыл бұрын

@Ni Ce who doesn't love bananas? Full of potassium

@loganm2766

2 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump is the actual president behind the scenes. Look up prophet Timothy Dixon, God told him this. Trump is in power under a secret operation.🇺🇸🇺🇸

@raerohan4241

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. Here's another PSA: please gene-test yourself and your partner for common genetic diseases, especially ones you know are present in your family, before trying for children if possible. You can always choose IVF, adoption, or surrogacy if it turns out you have something, but at present we can't fix most genetic diseases, so a child that has one will always have a poorer quality of life and will often have a higher child mortality rate and decreased lifespan

@highdefinition450

2 жыл бұрын

@@loganm2766 stop

I actually liked how you called the tiger an assault weapon with stripes and the cheetah a spotted doormat I especially love how you implied that the cheetah was basically just good for competition with anything remotely related to a bird calling contests

I can't get enough of watching this young man. I've learned and laughed so much watching his posts. He needs a television show for real! He's the next Schoolhouse Rock of learning.

“By cannibalizing their mother, it’s basically a home-cooked meal.” Ouch

@bencenagy5459

2 жыл бұрын

It's a family meal

@AryanSingh-ju6wn

2 жыл бұрын

@@bencenagy5459 u rascal 😂😂

@jghifiversveiws8729

2 жыл бұрын

Post-partum nonexistence

@donididit1839

2 жыл бұрын

Good one bro

@xxx_mlgn0sc0p3_xxxleet7

2 жыл бұрын

@@bencenagy5459 Nah, it's a king's buffet. That fat whale.

"if his date doesn't put him out of commission, his post nut clarity certainly will" lol best thing I've heard all day

@jiemileng7745

2 жыл бұрын

F in chat for those homies

@j-rocd9507

2 жыл бұрын

I subscribed just on that.

@MulleKatkat5185

2 жыл бұрын

@@jiemileng7745 F😔

@HassanAhmed-rf9xr

2 жыл бұрын

Yep those lines were one shot kills so imma sub

@Tate525

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I am sooo appreciative of you for the hyena segment! It sucks what this animal goes through (male and female) and on top of that, as you said TLK did them dirty. They are my favorite animal but so underrated. Most people think they're dirty, ugly, scavengers who bug lions all day. 😭 not to mention the misconception that they're related to canines when they're not, so I was happy when you said "cubs" instead of "pups" haha. Ramble aside, this was a fun and informative video!!

This guy has to have a ton of bloopers. He is so funny. I just know he laughs at himself. He is very quick too. Very talented. I hope we get to see more of him.

I'm really surprised you didn't mention the male anglerfish. Everyone who's seen Finding Nemo knows what a female anglerfish looks like. Males aren't like that. They're tiny creatures that can barely fend for themselves. When they find a female, they latch onto her by biting her. Over time, he literally fuses with her and loses all his organs except his gonads. She then continues to swim around with these attached gonads, able to fertilize herself whenever she wants. She can also carry multiple ex-males at a time. That's literally the only purpose of male anglerfish, to become a ballsack.

@himum3429

2 жыл бұрын

God DAMN. That's horrific. 😂

@deella.3339

2 жыл бұрын

As terrifying as that is, it's amazing how nature even comes up with crap like this.

@mydogbrian4814

2 жыл бұрын

___, & then there is the male praying mantis. Losing his head for a little one time nookie.

@PatrickOliveras

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, marriage 🤗

@improvingguitarist1595

2 жыл бұрын

@@PatrickOliveras wholesome

"If ice age were realistic, Syd would have wore Diego's ass like a fur coat" This killed me 😂😂😂

@Helpadoggoreachsubs

2 жыл бұрын

If I get to 300 suBs today it's free bones for everyone

@bruhinthebruhwiththebruh1370

2 жыл бұрын

@@Helpadoggoreachsubs no u

@beastgracey2966

2 жыл бұрын

@@Helpadoggoreachsubs you’re cringe

You have one of the best channels out there, literally! The way you narrate is a breath of fresh air and I love it! There are only a few channel that I actively look for and get excited about new content, and yours is in the top 3. Thank you for your content and the way you do your videos, it's fantastic.

I usually totally blank out plugs and requests for donations and such. But the way you stated to please not if you can't afford it is Amazing to me. I'm highly cynical so I'm always doubting things and people but it's good to see good people still exist.

Ostrich: I'm the fastest running bird Cassowary: I'm a fucking dinosaur Emu: My kind and I started a war Kiwi Bird: Please don't eat me, I'm not a fruit

@silashurd3597

2 жыл бұрын

BROO! THATS A GREAT ONE!!😂🤣

@Damian-cilr2

2 жыл бұрын

I mean most birds are technically modern dinosaurs, just. We dont need to clarify that they are.

@mrtrollnator123

2 жыл бұрын

@@Damian-cilr2 but the cassowary is the closest thing to the dinosaurs. They're basically blue velociraptors

@Damian-cilr2

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrtrollnator123 yeah Agressive as fuck. Well if you bother them. Damn those things are scary

@mrtrollnator123

2 жыл бұрын

@@Damian-cilr2 yep

You know what’s the worst thing about cheetahs? On their own, they’re actually pretty solid. It’s just the fact that they happen to live in one of the most hardcore ecosystems on the planet that makes them complete pushovers in comparison.

@glasgow1875

2 жыл бұрын

They should introduce them to the US. They'd do better and Spice this place up a bit

@bendykirby4828

2 жыл бұрын

@@glasgow1875 Cheetahs did exist in North America at one point, but went extinct around 12 thousand years ago.

@Royal_Keith

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but if a Cheetah injured a foot they’re done. They’re solitary animals so they don’t have any other Cheetahs to hunt for them, and speed is what gets them their kills.

@FlyingFocs

2 жыл бұрын

@@Royal_Keith actually, Planet Earth documented an instance of three cheetahs working as a pack to take down an ostrich, a prey item that would be nigh impossible for a solo cheetah. Don't know how common that is, but it's still fascinating.

@FlyingFocs

2 жыл бұрын

Which makes the fact that they're still alive even kind of impressive.

the way you mix education with throwing shade 🔥🔥🔥

We need more Science teachers like this. Information along with intelligence and witty quips helps the factual information Stick!

Cheetahs be like: "Oh god! A snake!" *runs 50 meters and then collapses* Vultures: "welp, free food"

@khadijaalexander1366

2 жыл бұрын

ack hahahahahahahahahahaha but for real-

@DannyGamerXD48

2 жыл бұрын

@free sexy albums in my channel How the fuck does that relate to cheetahs being an grub hub food delivery, that they themselves are the food.

@LikeZoinksScoobMan9008

2 жыл бұрын

@@DannyGamerXD48 it’s a bot

@wrathshorts2894

2 жыл бұрын

Vulture: There's some good news. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you.

@korbermeister1

2 жыл бұрын

MORE free food (all their food is free🤔)

Cheetah: -attack: 4 -defence: 2 -speed: 10 -endurance: 1 -intelligence: 2 -chirping: 100

@Nekoszowa

2 жыл бұрын

Purring: Over 9000

@elomwindnwater7090

2 жыл бұрын

Cheetahs don't know how to hack games.

@zqninja3334

2 жыл бұрын

i'd say for me in that logic: -attack: 2 -defence: 3 -speed: 6.7 -endurance: 4 -intelligence: 5 - talking: 100

@edwardtimothy3581

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It kinda bad to have 1 for endure and 10 for speed.

@NonSoSmartPerson

2 жыл бұрын

@@zqninja3334 im 1 for everything

While battling with depression - I came across your Channel. Long Story short....Thank You for these videos and all the smiles you brought to my face ❤

This channel is better than Discovery Channel. Subscribed!!

Suddenly, so much of Squidward's general mood makes total sense.

@terryjiang6228

2 жыл бұрын

Squidward is a squid tho...

@LEGOMANIAC419

2 жыл бұрын

@@terryjiang6228 According to this guy, he ain't.

@randomstuffs7648

2 жыл бұрын

He's an octopus

@mattcarlson6158

2 жыл бұрын

Octopusward

@elrey1350

2 жыл бұрын

@@LEGOMANIAC419 he is an octopus tho

"Once the male octopus mates, he basically just gives up on life." Post nut clarity be hittin them hard.

@PrototypeMali

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stalloneandrew9961

2 жыл бұрын

and you just relized their mouth was also uh..... a thing

@ArizonaJoshua

2 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere and yeah Octopuses have it rough

@slyfox7452

2 жыл бұрын

Hes just some guy with a mustache

@itzsquidxbl6571

2 жыл бұрын

We meet again…for like the 45th time bruh

Wow this was great. I watch so many documentaries about so many topics. Whether this fits that category or not, this is amazing

Your approach to the whole subscribe thing is the best I've seen and your narration is awesome! Thank you for the video.

I feel like the next episode should be a counter to this "animals that got a high five from evolution"

@lordtacocat3138

2 жыл бұрын

ye

@jays7515

2 жыл бұрын

Good idea

@ajones1486

2 жыл бұрын

Number one... Yeah you know which one

@justaguywhozonesoutalot9328

2 жыл бұрын

I need this

@leonardomachado9423

2 жыл бұрын

Owls. They only have to fear other owls. Horseshoe crabs as well. If being around for 300 million years isn't nature's greatest high-five, I don't know what is.

As an Australian I’m not going to lie it is a genuine point of pride that we lost a war against our national bird

@flexprime2010

2 жыл бұрын

true it just shows how badass that bird is

@Q_QQ_Q

2 жыл бұрын

Emu 🤣😂🤣😂

@veryhuman7472

2 жыл бұрын

Also Australian and i take literally no pride that our armed forces took to a flock of birds and lost despite being armed with Lewis-guns. Some weakass shit.

@justagamer2485

2 жыл бұрын

@@veryhuman7472 except it was three guys versus thousands of bird that can be shot multiple times and keep running twice the speed of Usain bolt for hours, no one’s saying we lost because it was impossible to win, we lost because our national bird is so strong that we would have had to actually commit a large amount of resources to a fight that really wasn’t worth it, that’s where the pride is, not that we didn’t apply great forces but that great forces were required in the first place

@veryhuman7472

2 жыл бұрын

@@justagamer2485 I appreciate your analysis and as such, your pride. Still - I can't share it. It should have been determined ahead of the exercise and either resulted in the war not being considered viable or the war should have been won via dedicating appropriate resources.

I just really like your videos. Great content, smooth presentation, and the way you talk to that lollipop, it is gold.

I really enjoy how entertaining your narration is.

You forgot the sloth's one defense: being the nastiest motherfucker in the jungle. They smell and taste so bad that most predators won't eat them unless they're starving. It's like that scene in Jurassic Park 2 where they had to dig through dinosaur shit to find a cell phone. Then a big therapod carnivore sneaks up and almost eats them, but changes its mind and walks away after smelling them. That's the single defense evolution gave sloths.

@benduffygames8765

2 жыл бұрын

In jurrasic park tho it thinks they ARE shit so it’s like nah

@sneakysneakyraccoon8538

2 жыл бұрын

it's actually Jurassic Park 3

@xxtreyx7274

2 жыл бұрын

Excuse me...TASTE?

@hareecionelson5875

2 жыл бұрын

@@sneakysneakyraccoon8538 AH yes, the one with the Spinosaurus

@vidhac5430

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao. They tasted it :p@@xxtreyx7274

The Don’t Starve theme fits perfectly given the video is about beings that are screwed over by forces beyond their control or comprehension.

@kaet8333

2 жыл бұрын

Nature is Maxwell / Charlie confirmed

@ShaneMalec

2 жыл бұрын

I came here to make a Don't Starve reference.

@TrueLadyEvilChan

2 жыл бұрын

I agree.

@jaschabull2365

2 жыл бұрын

Playing Don't Starve as a moth. Game difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE

@Milkaholic76

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to say bro.

When it comes to videos about animals/nature, IMO, your videos are at the top of the list when it comes to educational, & entertainment value!! Keep up the excellent work.

Great animation! It’s really smooth😊

"and by cannibalizing their own mother it's basically a home cooked meal" PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭😭

@puny_God

2 жыл бұрын

best punchline of the whole video 😂

@lotstodo

2 жыл бұрын

Octopus are good mothers. Think of her on mother's day, and look at your mom differently.

@StarChild420

2 жыл бұрын

That made me a little sick 🙊

@latashastrahan4297

2 жыл бұрын

I died at that line 😄

"If ice age's were realistics Sid would've worn Diegos ass" man this had me laughing for days

@hyfan6195

2 жыл бұрын

But… the video is only 21 hours old?

@viniciusc.8735

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyfan6195 im still laughing, i scheduled to stop laughing next wednesday

@hyfan6195

2 жыл бұрын

@@viniciusc.8735 that does make a surprising amount of since

@hinamatsuro1908

2 жыл бұрын

@@viniciusc.8735 lmao smart answer

I enjoyed your humorous and lightly sarcastic narration. 👍👍

I love the way you teach. You make me wanna just curl up and listen to you tell me everything 😊

“Don’t give money if you can’t afford it.” I’m not sure if he was sincere or it was just a ploy to gain my respect. Whichever it was, he earned it.

@fireblow6842

2 жыл бұрын

He explained right after?

@bryanlivingston5068

2 жыл бұрын

@@fireblow6842 just because you explained something, doesn’t mean it’s your true intention. I do believe that he truly doesn’t want his fans to donate if they can’t afford it. But I’m 100% that there are other youtubers that use the same tactic in order to gain the respect and trust which make people want to donate. You never really know. That’s the point i was trying to make.

@benny_lemon5123

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, saying stuff like that is one of the few moves in which it legit doesnt matter whether or not he meant it. It'll have the same effect even if he's not sincere, as long as he never says/does anything else to counter the original statement.

@bryanlivingston5068

2 жыл бұрын

@@benny_lemon5123 very true! Only time will tell. 🤷‍♂️

@amberdawn4759

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I actually wanted to pay since I know he has a Wendy's addiction....can we send a Wendy's giftcard? I'd contribute just because you were honest...

"The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness" -A cheetah probably

@KAWTELENUH

2 жыл бұрын

I like that quote

@ChroniclesofAlicha_Balaam

2 жыл бұрын

And the Cheetah goes "Chirp"...how adorable!

Haha! Home cooked meal! Couldn’t stop laughing! Had to pause it. Dude your narration is on point. You could do this at a comedy club.

really good choice on music at the sea los, good choice. Love these videos!

"Oh you think wasps are bad? For paralyzing their prey and laying eggs inside that hatch and eat it alive? Or perhaps the mallard duck, where the reproductive strategy is basically just forced impregnation? Well, let me present to you: the sea louse. Where the reproductive strategy is; 'why not both?'".

@The_Bomb_Devil

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO solid point

@Enchie

2 жыл бұрын

Welp, all I can hope for is no NSFW artist learns about this animal.

@Techy404

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enchie why did you even HAD to say it?

@Techy404

2 жыл бұрын

@John Gona i feel a disturbance in the internet, as if millions of notepads and pens are suddenly not being used for good

@stingerjohnny9951

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enchie you HAD to will it into existence didn’t you? I can already hear the tapping of stylus on tablets as hentai facehuggers manifest into the artistic realm for us to deal with…

"This might be the only time the babies abort the mother" That is such a savage line, holy hell

@CHRF-55457

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@renookami4651

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't some spiders do the same?

@BuetifullPersun

2 жыл бұрын

Many people abort their mothers too when they become elderly abort them into nursing homes.

@JoseRicardo-js3pp

2 жыл бұрын

@@renookami4651 no Usually spiders lay eggs in a "bag" where the babies develop themselves into very small spiders

@CHRF-55457

2 жыл бұрын

@@renookami4651 Yes. They do.

You're awesome! Got laughs AND educated at the same time 😄 subscribed!

Growing up, I use to stay on Nat Geo and the history channel. Thanks for awesome content

"Cheetahs are really fast." "That is all they have." This honestly made my day.

@Kj16V

2 жыл бұрын

Cheetahs are the Sonic the Hedgehog of the animal kingdom

@inoli3164

2 жыл бұрын

aren’t they the only big cat not able to roar?

@ekosubandie2094

2 жыл бұрын

@@inoli3164 much like cougar they're actually not a true big cat aka cats that belongs to Panthera genus, therefore they cannot roar but can purr instead just like their lesser cat cousins

@childofthelordkingofkings1904

2 жыл бұрын

You know btw, that they have zero endurance? If you are a mile and a half away from a cheetah you could literally slow walk away from them and they’ll never catch you 😂 they hit a crazy speed of 80 mph on average I believe but have like a 30 min rest time after to keep from over heating/dying

@artyfacts7142

2 жыл бұрын

Def would not for cheetahs

If schools actually knew how to grab interest like this guy does, the world would be way more developed.

@serenitysphere1967

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. 👌

@abrarm3808

2 жыл бұрын

We'd be in mars rn

@amoghars

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, I couldn’t even listen to him for over 20 seconds. Education is not entertainment and he is boring as hell. Same monotonous voice and talking at the speed of a fighter jet.

@bramsteenhoek2674

2 жыл бұрын

But these are legitimately cool animals like economics or math could Nederland be as interesting

@DriftWood17

2 жыл бұрын

@@amoghars whatever, you do you, ain't important to love every popular KZreadr

You are very entertaining! And I like how you throw in sounds and music from video games that I played growing up.

I swear, you should be an MC. Your one-liners are killing.

“Become past-tense before even joining the present.” I swear, the writing for this video is way better than it has any right to be.

@rhonafenwick5643

2 жыл бұрын

I literally only just found this channel and Jesus Christ, his comedy smack talk writing even just in this video is so slick that I had to stop the video three times to have a solid laugh break

@melteddarkchocolate000

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the “brooding children she never asked for” is what killed me 😂😂😂 or “if ice age was realistic, sir would wear deigo fur as a fur coat” I can’t

@yenaled4581

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhonafenwick5643 omg me too rofl and I have to stifle myself too so I dont wake up hubby. Lol this guy executes it flawlessly too.

@Anupkpandey

2 жыл бұрын

And I love the fact he says all these things with a straight face 😭✨

@christopherwalkinalloverya5824

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't make sense and it's kinda dumb tbh.

The cheetah chirp is actually a good thing because it makes nearby predators think that they are a bird and not the push-over they are.

@daniellewilson8527

2 жыл бұрын

If they were hiding it might also attract a bird, unfortunately I don’t think they have the best cam of;auger though

@kko5779

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniellewilson8527 birds can't do anything to cheetahs, at least nowhere near what a lion can do

@somerandompersonbutnobotsh3693

2 жыл бұрын

why the hell would you like to sound like a bird in the middle of the most dangerous ecosystem?

@fluffywolf8490

2 жыл бұрын

i didn't know that

@amylarson3958

Жыл бұрын

@@somerandompersonbutnobotsh3693 why the heck would you want to live that ecosystem anyway?

I woulda liked to see you throw in an overview of the handicap theory, it fits so perfectly.

Quite the interesting personality and a brutal truth all the way down past the Patreon prompt. Earned my subscription

"I have no mouth and I must scream" - Luna Moth, probably.

@KathrynsWorldWildfireTracking

2 жыл бұрын

Who knew...the Matrix closing Neo's mouth had a real-life counterpart...

@arthurgabriel4325

2 жыл бұрын

_Now playing: Metallica - One_

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZeonGenesisEvangelgoog Yeah, this youtuber is funny, but Sir Sic is funnier.

@l3k064

2 жыл бұрын

If you fell asleep, slipped out of your skin days later changed without a mouth you'd wanna scream too lol

@Kazedor

2 жыл бұрын

Nope. Can't say anything. No mouth.

The intelligence of a 2 year old is extremely impressive when considering their lifespan A 1 year old octopus is smart as a 2 year old child? Maybe we should feel lucky they don't last long enough to think about invading lol

@GP-ci8qt

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely! I remember in my comparative anatomy class, there was a bullet point on an article saying if we wipe out terrestrial life including humans, octopuses would be the first to evolve on land

@extrapathos

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like, imagine an army of 2 year olds, but they all have multiple tentacles and some have poison.

@typsyk.capone2916

2 жыл бұрын

@@extrapathos or rather, imagine an army of 10-15 year old octopuses with the intelligence of 20-30 year old humans

@annikaii

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I came to the comments to see if anyone else had this thought

@garberasandor9699

2 жыл бұрын

Yet

This is hilarious narration, great video !!!

"Cheetahs compromised everything for speed so now they get to speedrun through life" got me rolling 😂

“This is the only birth where the babies abort the mother” I’m wheezing

@devilheartcandy

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the time stamp?

@devilheartcandy

2 жыл бұрын

Nvm found it 9:11

@plskillme1377

2 жыл бұрын

@@devilheartcandy 9,11 😯😯😯😯😟😹👍🏻

@plskillme1377

2 жыл бұрын

@andres marin huh

@plskillme1377

2 жыл бұрын

@andres marin if you talk about the emoji it's a cat "😹"

“NOOOO YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GAIN ADAPTATIONS BESIDES JUST SPEED” Cheetah: Haha speedrun go DU DU DU DU

@y11851

2 жыл бұрын

That’s it! I am now calling cheetahs “Dream Cats”

@MinhNguyen-ue5ct

2 жыл бұрын

Haha legs go BRRRRRRRRR

@arhamtajwar65

2 жыл бұрын

@@BookWormiest yeah

@sunboltgift711

2 жыл бұрын

The first Cheetah said, "I wish I was as fast as The Flash", but didn't know a genie was nearby.

@whoisheiforgothisname2103

2 жыл бұрын

Cheetah evolution: Ain't nothing gonna' break ah my stride, oh no! I got to keep on movin'

Good job bud very good job on this video thank you so much I really enjoyed it

Hilarious and educational. That rarely goes together. Well done!

Forgot to mention that a sloth's digestive system is do slow, that it can starve to death with food in itself stomach

@mar-shagazorpazorp6431

2 жыл бұрын

Wooow!!

@mar-shagazorpazorp6431

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a some weird deep ish metaphor for life lolz

@universal5459

2 жыл бұрын

phew that was close i just managed to eat food before i di-

@ernodios

2 жыл бұрын

Well if metabolism is slow and your food is leaves, kinda makes sense. Damn that's so fucking stupid

@NRG56

2 жыл бұрын

@@ernodios it needs to be patched

"if his mate doesn't put him out of commission, his post nut clarity will" yearbook quote right there

@batflashzyzz

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you have done with ur name

@Jetsweepp

2 жыл бұрын

hey u kind of stole my comment lol

@aceofjacks7071

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jetsweepp think you got the wrong person mate your comment is nothing like mine

@Jetsweepp

2 жыл бұрын

@@aceofjacks7071 my comment is literally the exact same as yours

@Jetsweepp

2 жыл бұрын

Mine has the same quote and it's 1.8K likes, I don't really care but like just saying

Informative and funny as hell! Thank you.

Bro I love your videos, I know you’ll never see this but I wanna thank you because you make learning this stuff so interesting and fun, on top of making it all easier to understand!

Cheetahs are lucky they're cute, being cute or friendly is like cheating at evolution because Humans will go "That one. I like that one. It lives even if nature says no."

@anonymousapproximation8549

2 жыл бұрын

The Cheetahs: Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

@xelldincht8149

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousapproximation8549 not really. They can't defend themselves against Leopards or Lions.

@felipecardoza9967

2 жыл бұрын

Read about the evolutionary "bottleneck" in Scientific American back in the 80s. You can graft skin tissue between any 2 cheetahs on earth and its just like grafting skin from the cat you got it from. The huge nasal cavity to feed the massive cardiopulmonary system means smaller canine teeth so cheetahs have to suffocate their prey, unlike a jaguar who can literally bite through a victim's neck vertebrae. But cheetah babies are SOOOOOO CUTE!!!

@Annawa1987

2 жыл бұрын

I do believe that's the only reason pandas are alife right now. The MFs are always on a mission to kill themselves but humans are pouring in tons of money and efforts to save them.

@rurihime4965

2 жыл бұрын

@@Annawa1987 imagine only eating a plant with little to no nutritional value

Thing about the octopus is, even thought they're one of the most inteligent animals in the ocean, they have to learn how to survive ALONE. Their parents die and there are no other octopi around to protect them and teach them how to survive. So it's no wonder only one of the 50.000 is going to survive. Being inteligent means nothing if there's no others of your kind to teach you anything. Imagine putting 50.000 toddlers on an african jungle and telling them figure it out, it would be a miracle if JUST ONE managed to survive until adulthood

@saintrico3456

2 жыл бұрын

perhaps their(octopus), intelligence developed as a counter-balance to offset the lack of instruction newborns receive

@SpaceShark-ck2tg

2 жыл бұрын

Forget adulthood; it'd be a miracle of a toddler could live to see childhood. Because when a baby animal gets hurt, they just go with it. Sure, it hurts, but they have no other way to deal with it. But when a human toddler gets hurt, their instinct is to cry as loud as possible and poop all over themselves, attracting predators and scavengers alike.

@chronicbackpain6047

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpaceShark-ck2tg grew as pack animals Lost all thug points Damn shame

@amspook

2 жыл бұрын

That's why Orca is the best. Intelligent and they put it to good use.

@kapi3590

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpaceShark-ck2tg And that's where the beauty of society comes in. We're predators which help each other. Crying loudly is actually a good evolutionary trait because other humans would notice and do something about it

I love this video! Will you do another one on this exact topic! There’s so many animals screwed over by evolution. I hope you include kolas and pandas next.

One of the best channels out there

"This might be one of the only times the babies abort the mother." THAT LINE GOT ME DUDE😂😂

@lawrenceiverson1924

Жыл бұрын

As i said above , there's a kind of parasitic fly that does the same .

@isabellehuynh9724

Жыл бұрын

@@lawrenceiverson1924 and, the jewel green wasp does the same with cockroaches

@kylestanley7843

Жыл бұрын

@@isabellehuynh9724 that's not _quite_ the same.

@Sphynx93rkn

Жыл бұрын

Lul

@bland9876

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes in humans the mom will unalive from child birth while the baby survives but that's not normal.

"This might be one of the only times where the baby aborts the mother" BRUUHHHHH

@ELmayberry

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@SwagelokTaj

2 жыл бұрын

I've got emotional issues after that one. There's Planned Parenthood, but I've NEVER before seen Planned Childhood.

@jackmist

2 жыл бұрын

@Froster Freak what's the name of the phobia of holes?

@Stocxk_

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackmist trypophobia

@jackmist

2 жыл бұрын

@@Stocxk_ yeah, so that frog is basicaly the embodiment of that. Pretty sure I have it to.

love the don't starve music in the background, brings a lot of old memories of a friend i met on the game. He passed 2 months ago

Keep up the awesome material my guy

Nature is like a passive-aggressive person. Sometimes it has sympathy, sometimes it just L's the shit out of you and downgrades you to the worst level.

@shalomhabibi9594

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's not purely random

@1WEareBUFO1

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it has eagles.

@anupambarua3407

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it gets judged by a human construct.

"Don't give money if you can't afford it" - this guy is awesome!

@mavendeo

2 жыл бұрын

I think that might be the first time I've ever heard a KZreadr say that. This guy's the real deal.

@jaimegreene9557

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like an all around decent guy. Nice to see instead of the misinfomers and narcissists that pollute KZread

@calebloudd2473

2 жыл бұрын

Crippling Wendy’s addiction

@mavendeo

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebloudd2473 That's what I thought he said. I'd definitely buy this dude a Double Baconator, large fry, and Frosty without hesitation.

@lordpvt

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO YEAH

I love his descriptions... Pure gold.

You straight up roasting every animal makes this even better

"And by cannibalising their own mother, it's basically a home-cooked meal." Dead. Subbed.

@kellyriddell5014

2 жыл бұрын

The comment about the babies aborting their mother had me losing it. Funny as hell. I also subscribed.

@ayylmao575

2 жыл бұрын

So is the mom.

@SLICE_y0

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what got me too lmao

If you like Cheetahs, know there's still hope for them. Lately, younger Cheetahs have been observed to create packs, something previously unheard of from them. It's at its very early stages, but this collaboration has been shown to highly increase their probability for a good meal without disturbances. Basically, nature is forcing them into socialization.

@nightfox1462

2 жыл бұрын

Which is the exact opposite of what we went through.

@babytruci4444

2 жыл бұрын

@@nightfox1462 we talking about how corona made us forced out of so- wait DID WE JUST GIVE OUR SOCIALIZATION SKILLS FROM HUMANS TO CHEETAHS?

@babytruci4444

2 жыл бұрын

@@nightfox1462 I think… I think we quite literally threw away it and gave it to cheetahs on mistake… fuck

@nightfox1462

2 жыл бұрын

@@babytruci4444 Well good for them, they get to survive and good for me because I don't have to deal with people's bs and got to stay in my room for at least a whole year without mom being on my case.

@kipechawolfeortiz8791

2 жыл бұрын

"Now talk to each other, awkward asses. "

I don't think I've ever seen another video where I've been educated, entertained and horrified all at once.

"HOMICIDAL VACUUM CLEANER"🤣🤣🤣~anteater😭 All these videos are HILARIOUS... But THIS ONE... is EXTRA... Had to put my snacks down Every other line I'm choking🤣🤣🤣😭 #Poor Sloths and Octopus💔

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit

Жыл бұрын

Sorry Rebecca, but you type like a pych ward patient got a hold of facebook

In the kiwis' defense, they did evolve in a completely predator-less environment, it was immigrants bringing cats and such that really nerfed them

@maarten1115

2 жыл бұрын

The eggs though. Who came up with that?

@thenorthernblade

2 жыл бұрын

@@maarten1115 "Ey let's put a big ass egg inside that poor being"

@nixsteel970

2 жыл бұрын

Some kiwi: "dey took er jobs!"

@livvvvvvvvvv8535

2 жыл бұрын

This!!

@gashsquirrel

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Our poor Kiwi's should have been alone in the world of tiny flightless birds. At least it's not like the Moa.

“This might be one of only times where the babies abort the mother.” Lmao holy fuck bro that’s cold blooded homie 🥶 💀

@cjlite0210

2 жыл бұрын

And now I hate Earth's species

@johnsoapmactavish9921

2 жыл бұрын

@@cjlite0210 cringe

@FourFor4

2 жыл бұрын

@@cjlite0210 yeah, I hate the most dominant one the most

Wow. The smooth flow of your reality rap is devastating.

Your vids are the perfect combination of things I love 😭😭 animals and chocolate boys. If you started talking about the universe and aliens I would LOSE IT 🤯

@klaud679

6 ай бұрын

Either you are a bot or have the worst pick up lines known to man

"Octopie are smart enough to carry coconuts as travel sized panic rooms." .... Damn now I want a travel sized panic room.

@rhonafenwick5643

2 жыл бұрын

Any room can be a panic room if you JUST GIVE ME A DAMN SECOND

@lexterthaisa2137

2 жыл бұрын

Omg. This sparked a memory I remeber having a discussion with a friend about like a panic room/tent thing but in like a brief case thing hahah

@alexjones2004

2 жыл бұрын

tent

@QuantumQuibbles

2 жыл бұрын

Buy a van.

"The Kiwi is basically a bird, that can't bird" had me dead. science and comedy, win-win 🤣🤣🤣

@MsLovinDMutts

2 жыл бұрын

And the cheetah- the cat that can't cat.

@vcsa681

2 жыл бұрын

Panda: A bear that can't bear

@ctts9946

2 жыл бұрын

@@vcsa681 nice one

@knoniezzimlou2193

2 жыл бұрын

My new Zealander heart is crying :’)

@10rupeeskipepsi69

2 жыл бұрын

@@knoniezzimlou2193 why

Love the DST soundtrack as background

Sloths are so picky that sometimes they die of hunger before they find the rare eucalyptus whatever they like.