Imagine just being a duck and then you hear "enemy cruise missile inbound" and you get vibe checked by a falcon going at 245 mph

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

2 жыл бұрын

In all serious how does the Falcon survive than g-forces from that maneuver when he pulls up

@justinlopez1734

2 жыл бұрын

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 maybe the way their shaped. I mean they really kinda do look like missiles in that position.

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinlopez1734 but they're going at that dive at over 200 miles an hour and they have to pull up how do they survive the Care number of g-forces placed on their bodies as they pull up

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

2 жыл бұрын

@DescaSatou k

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

2 жыл бұрын

@DescaSatou I saw a bunch of videos about the corn fleak meme and in one of them a pale humanoid of strange size turned around and stared at the camera and because it is an animal and therefore falls under the category of things that he can explain and not many others understand what it is perhaps she could help though I can't do copy and pasting of links but you should be able to find it

“Like a true predator they go after the minors” I CJOKED

@geovicjones9315

2 жыл бұрын

CJOKED

@krusveto441

2 жыл бұрын

*Choked

@Kayareswon

2 жыл бұрын

Never correct the spelling. The current spelling is appropriate.

@CanIGetTheUhhhhh-

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kayareswon That spelling is probably the noise they made when they choked.

@Backroomsmonsters

2 жыл бұрын

Cjoked?

“And like a true predator, they prefer to go after the minors” I almost spit my water everywhere.

@b_omp

Жыл бұрын

242 likes and no comments? let me know when you get more.

@ObsidianArrowYT

Жыл бұрын

Ratio

@dishnakananayakkara2052

Жыл бұрын

@@ObsidianArrowYT failed ratio

@Gudsur

Жыл бұрын

Bruh doesn't even realize he's one of the greatest comedians of this generation 😂

@VERGILGASM

Жыл бұрын

​@@ObsidianArrowYT bro has a roblox pfp

Don't know which is scarier, the fact that you could barely see the falcon attack, or the fact that the falcon can still pull up from nosedive that fast and not become red paste on the sidewalk.

@Nobody-wp4ds

Жыл бұрын

I had to slow the playback speed to .25 and it was still way too fast to really see.

@lighthouse-witch

Жыл бұрын

Both?

@opd2846

Жыл бұрын

@@Nobody-wp4ds i went and checked and there is quite litteraly 1 frame that you can see the falcon in.

@evilsharkey8954

Жыл бұрын

Neither. The scariest part is the duck is going to be eaten alive, and just imagine what it feels like to have bits of flesh pulled off by a pair of small tongs.

@iamfenrir5386

Жыл бұрын

@@evilsharkey8954 oh, no no no friend - the duck is most definitely dead. With one balled up foot-punch the duck either literally got its brains scrambled or its neck broken. Either way he was in Duck Hell before the falcon even started saying grace. (If you're wondering why I said that its because there is no Duck Heaven and if you're wondering why I said *that* you probably shouldn't for your mental health.)

“This is not a bird, it’s jurassic park in yoga pants. With a thigh gap.” PLS I’M DYING 💀

@luminala1205

2 жыл бұрын

y'all could never 😭😭 why he gotta call us out like that

@bcdfghh

2 жыл бұрын

Can't even have thigh gap on me I swear I don't want my thighs to get the corona, they gotta start learning to social distance 💀

@okito1165

2 жыл бұрын

@@bcdfghh I’m sorry but this nearly made me piss myself omfg

@bcdfghh

2 жыл бұрын

@@okito1165 lmao your welcome Also my eyebrows have been social distancing even when it wasnt corona time 💀 Wish my thighs learn from my eyebrows

@Poorly-MadeAnimations

2 жыл бұрын

Quick question, what did the horned owl do?

"This is not a bird. It's Jurassic park in yoga pants." Absolutely killed me lmao

@dedraisrael324

2 жыл бұрын

With thigh gap yall could never🤣

@mihailmilev9909

2 жыл бұрын

Cool pfp, where is it from?

@yeontanii

2 жыл бұрын

@@mihailmilev9909 it’s from my hero academia

@SayYoJ

2 жыл бұрын

@@dedraisrael324 I started SCREAMING 😂😂😂

@susear5939

2 жыл бұрын

@@mihailmilev9909 Hawks from My Hero Academia. Yes. A bird man.

Hi, I'm from Nigeria, live in Abuja and I can confirm that the sounds of an owl can traumatize you! Having lived with a female huge white owl (don't know the species) who lived in my bedroom ceiling of my new house, proceeded to lay eggs and hatched 7 chicks! I can honestly say that they have deprived me and my husband of our sleep for 3 months. Yeah traumatizing to say the least

@ArbiterofTruth

Жыл бұрын

Aw😊

@DeathDoesThings

10 ай бұрын

@@ArbiterofTruth Awww sleep deprivation! thats so wholesome!

@Sigma_Male_Anti_Female

10 ай бұрын

Interesting.

His choice of words, the delivery, and the straight face as he's saying all this stuff is absolute GENIUS lol

Dude that Falcon only appeared in two frames on 0.25x speed. Damn, that is *FAST.*

@canadiancanucklehead8310

2 жыл бұрын

I only saw two frames as well. Jesus. If ducks weren’t rapists and violent, I’d feel bad for it.

@negativeplayer4446

2 жыл бұрын

@@canadiancanucklehead8310 Hoodnature?

@firestorm7221

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously tho, when I first watch that, I was confused why the duck fell. Until I rewatch the video and saw the falcon. Holy crap….

@plugshirt1684

2 жыл бұрын

@@firestorm7221 falcon do be the fastest animal on earth and that is scary

@acousticks526

2 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed at it lmao

"This african homicidal chicken *_tapdances on the graves of snakes"_* I cant get enough of these clever quotes

@enaisberrios7482

2 жыл бұрын

I can't ever find a flaw in his logic

@itz_alex1679

2 жыл бұрын

🌌Yes🌌

@htut3299

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kneelingpheasant8911

2 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one who thinks that secretary bird look a lot like Stella from Helluva boss

@alicecheshire4806

2 жыл бұрын

@@kneelingpheasant8911 No, it totally does. Sorry, Stolas.

Secretary bird look like the lady you see at the reception desk whenever you walk into an office building.

@5UH9VQLVE5

Жыл бұрын

what a disaster of a comment, jesus

@radioanon4535

Жыл бұрын

Hence the name

@mailcs06

Жыл бұрын

Soooo… Like a secretary. Which is why it’s called that.

@FoxSullivan

Жыл бұрын

There's a reason that's the bird species used in the series Aggresuko as a manager.

@Immortalfloridianmapping

Жыл бұрын

You made me do a spit take I don’t have a drink next to me

A five foot testicle with wings 😭😭… it’s just genius how he has all these analogies.

"You're looking at the most dangerous destructive species in the jungle, and next to it is an eagle" *Ouch.*

@julez4002

2 жыл бұрын

America didnt pick right.

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

America literally should have picked Pharaoh or Cesar. Both were animals in there own right and rulers Washington DC DC, District of Columbia Not District of the capital. And originally named "All Roads Lead To Roam" no fucking joke, i have nothing to gain lying and i cant make this shit up Im an American and i try to stand for real values But i can say, im not proud of my country For the right reasons we can change

@1madeintheimage

2 жыл бұрын

Top o the food chain baby!

@boomboom6577

2 жыл бұрын

He landed that one.

@komorebi3555

2 жыл бұрын

@@donovanulrich348 Compared to all these cooler birds an eagle seems kinda lame huh?

“most storks deliver babies, this one returns them” this man is a narrative genius

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

2 жыл бұрын

With bones

@pinkorblackgrid2461

2 жыл бұрын

What does 8:28 mean

@dababy2407

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinkorblackgrid2461 There was a lady that got killed by a owl

@amariewheatley2906

2 жыл бұрын

@@dababy2407 holy shi-

@pokaay3163

2 жыл бұрын

@@dababy2407 holy crap, is there a video

Oh man Kevin is the best collab we’ve gotten. Post some more stuff with urban ranch rescue!!❤

Every time I've seen a harpy eagle it's been standing on solid ground instead of perching like you would expect a bird of prey to do, and for some reason seeing them from that perspective makes them seem ENORMOUS. Like, they are enormous but having them be enormous at your level is much more visceral somehow.

Shoebill sees anything living: "and I took that personally" Also Shoebill when it sees a human: "I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"

@addiegraves3

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is under rated, gold, FACTS.

@gypsysprite4824

2 жыл бұрын

the Shoebill seems to be in the crowd of aimals that knows that it is absolutly fucked if it tries to mess with Humans. makes sense for the animal that kinda just chills with Hippos to understand when something can remove you from the census just because, nd proceed to try befriending

@Nekoszowa

2 жыл бұрын

@@gypsysprite4824 So they are essentially bird cabybaras

@entropy7705

2 жыл бұрын

They know we're as fucked up as they are

@jinxfest

2 жыл бұрын

😭👍

"When a crow breaths, an owl takes it personally". Paused the vid and laughed for a solid minute or two before continuing 🤣🤣🤣

@Ktr-1142-ema

2 жыл бұрын

What makes it funny is his delivery

@sree3650

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like owls are the spirit animals of modern day Karen's.

@user-li5cr6wv5b

2 жыл бұрын

The hate is mutual. Crows never miss a chance to mess up an owl spotted in daylight.

@mxcro1935

2 жыл бұрын

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@jay_deez

2 жыл бұрын

Facts his delivery is comedy

“With a thigh gap, ya’ll can never”❣️👏🏽

"google sleeping baby owls and thank me for the free serotonin" That's really the truth .

“God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” This is so painfully true

@dianamarcekova9615

2 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@dianamarcekova9615

2 жыл бұрын

Found it

@quantumblauthor7300

2 жыл бұрын

Just take away our thumbs

@RikuIsLost

2 жыл бұрын

Viva le emu

@LV-oo7jd

2 жыл бұрын

13:18

"don't worry, this bird only terrorises Southern Africa" Me living in South Africa: 🗿

@eduardofreitas8336

2 жыл бұрын

Lol dont worry

@nocturne4882

2 жыл бұрын

Me a South African who lives in America : Lol sucks to be you I guess

@zwabbah4841

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fairymery2414

2 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace comrade 😔

@lazyhuman9724

2 жыл бұрын

I live it n Namibia… I’m scared.

If you blink you'll miss the falcon he's going so fast... I had to watch it again just to see a flash of something lol

@cosygoose1813

Жыл бұрын

I watched it at 0.25 and it only appeared for a second.

@Regfife

Жыл бұрын

@@cosygoose1813 Best way to see it is to pause before the hit, then hit the > key to go frame by frame.

@razvanefros411

Жыл бұрын

if you pause and use the keys you can see that when diving it only appears for 1 frame. Since yt videos go at 30 fps, it means it appeared for 0.0(3) seconds. crazy

@slwrabbits

8 ай бұрын

This explains why I couldn't see it ... wow

Bro uncle Ben is probably the funniest KZreadr ever like he could be doing something important and just go “ Woah is that da baby?!😂😂

“This stork isn’t delivering babies, hes returning them.” I CANNOT

@HaveANiceDayLol.

2 жыл бұрын

Those babies will get baptised personally by God himself

@massy1943

2 жыл бұрын

You cannot what?

@shawk952

2 жыл бұрын

@@massy1943 do u even understand anything

@gooseinatuxedo

2 жыл бұрын

@@shawk952 wooosh

@shawk952

2 жыл бұрын

@@gooseinatuxedo do u even understand anything

Kiwis: **evolve from ostrich size to chicken size** Their eggs: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

@velfcookie4734

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ELmayberry

2 жыл бұрын

damn 🤣

@sourpuss5951

2 жыл бұрын

OH NO 😂😂😭

@Tokuijin

2 жыл бұрын

Kind of looks almost like a human pregnancy, except human babies are useless as hell and the Kiwi is self-sufficient at hatching

I just discovered this channel. It's both informative and hilarious at the same time. I love the analogies and nicknames. It's also a refreshing counterpoint to the delusional social media anthropomorphization of wildlife. No, wildlife is NOT benign, cute, gentle, or "can show humans what love & harmony is." Nature is brutal, messy, violent, and ill-mannered.

@flightlesslord2688

Жыл бұрын

Eh its sometimes chill. This channel is great as it accurately represents all sides of it. Whilst the African Wild Dog eats it prey alive, it does also have democracy, and looks after it elderly. L

@Susweca5569

Жыл бұрын

@Flightless Lord I made my comment because there's a tendency on social media to post videos and have cute music in the background saying how sweet all these animals are and then people go out in the wild and think they're going to take a selfie with a bison, play with bear cubs, or get a close up with an alligator and end up maimed or killed. I live out in the middle of the woods in a rural area by the Olympic mountains, backed by 3500 acres of state forest land with bear, coyote, mountain lions, bobcats, fox, raptors... surrounded by wildlife & nature in it's primitive form. There's life-and-death struggle everywhere, 24/7. I've seen some pretty brutal, violent things. I've also seen tender, funny, amazing, and courageous animal behavior. Have calm, "gentle" deer in my yard every day who let me get within a couple of feet of them, but if they were pushed to it, they could kick your skull in with their pointy little toes and wouldn't think twice about it. 😵‍💫🦌

@flightlesslord2688

Жыл бұрын

@@Susweca5569 aye agreed.

@choosecarefully408

Жыл бұрын

Do you _mind?_ I'm trying to enjoy my baby seal fricassee in peace.

@Shimmering_rain

5 ай бұрын

Dolphins.

I love how you explain everything with a sarcastic dry manner. Which literately makes it more funnier. Like you study everything and you find a way to explain it with a sarcastic manner.

The shoebill is like a world-class assassin with world-class assassin friends who's actually very nice and cordial

@chaosdude0878

2 жыл бұрын

So a John Wick that treats you to an expensive restaurant and gives you a bottle of aged wine before sending you to the heaven gates

@deusexmangaka6994

2 жыл бұрын

Deadpool. At least in the comics like Too Soon?

@olbabybeard

2 жыл бұрын

Hitbird

@Abominatrix650

2 жыл бұрын

Just regular John Wick

@darklighter8968

2 жыл бұрын

''Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet''

"They don't make a lot of noise but when they do, a war veteran gets PTSD." and then he proceeds to show us why

@housseinabdillahi6952

2 жыл бұрын

Sounded like a nice ratatata.

@MegaRazorback

2 жыл бұрын

My friends dad who passed away several years ago was a MASH Medic during Nam and every few days the MASH he was stationed at would get several mag dumps thrown at them by the Vietcong, no-one was ever injured though, the mag dumps were only aimed at the perimeter and was purely a scare tactic and every time he heard a burst of gunfire on TV even if it was a documentary he'd completely shutdown due to him associating that burst on TV as a mag dump being thrown at the MASH.

@yamaguchi3440

2 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp

@DinnerForkTongue

2 жыл бұрын

@@housseinabdillahi6952 The video he showed doesn't do it justice. The audio gear that captured it is way weak. There's at least one video on KZread that shows their beak clacking is _deadass_ like a PKM burst firing.

@mpcrauzer

2 жыл бұрын

@@DinnerForkTongue this one? kzread.info/dash/bejne/g3qbu7ZseMnNgJs.html

I don’t know why… I LOVE the Shoebill. It’s one of those “it’s so ugly it’s cute” kinda things. And the fact that it gets along with humans AND hippos makes me think they must be pretty easygoing and charismatic and chill with anybody

I actually got to see a condor in the wild(I’ve also seen some in my local aviary). Until you see one, you underestimate how big it is. Even so high up, they are HUGE

Duck: what a nice day ou- *FALCON PUNCH* Duck: *seizure*

@ChrisAndersonJrMusic

2 жыл бұрын

This comment had me cryyyiinnnggg🤣

@ABOOD-gg1ei

2 жыл бұрын

That was a seizure effect Edit:wasn’t *

@nicoolive7613

2 жыл бұрын

That Falcon stock out that duck.

@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq

2 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside that nigga flew by so fast that the camera couldn't even capture it

@laughingdogx8070

2 жыл бұрын

@@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq I know all I did was blink and say a duck falling down looking like it saw a ghost and having a seizure 😧 then decided to roll it back, put in 0.25x speed and it just looked like the duck was in slowmo and the falcon it's at normal speed [but over average speed] like....TF😭

I didn’t…I didn’t even see the falcon attack. The duck was fine and then it was just on its side dying. Wow

@geraldyeager7652

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@idontknowyet2875

2 жыл бұрын

Slow it down and you can see it for like 2 frames

@aspen_

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t ever wanna see a falcon I like having a ducking spine

@charmaine7178

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t see the falcon lol. Thought the duck was dying for no reason

@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879

2 жыл бұрын

@@aspen_ They are trainable, though.

After almost 27 years on earth, I didn't know that barred owls could laugh, until about six months back. Out for a 2am smoke, and with no build up or other hooting, I hear one single laughing noise. It must've been on the roof of the building, or on a tree right above me, bc it sounded insanely close, almost as if it was right in my ear. Seriously, look it up if you haven't heard it. It was just so unnatural and out of place in the silence. I guarantee you've never seen a grown man run inside so fast, I thought that bitch was a DEMON fr Like five days later I happened to find a video of it and was so relieved

@ShadowFox1412

6 ай бұрын

And this is why 9 times out of 10 the true mastermind behind ghosts and haunted places is the barn owl.

Kevin and Da Baby are DA BEST! Love Urban Rescue Ranch. Thanks for featuring them! Oh and ps I LOVE your book!

"At least the Toucan babies are cute." *Demonic emaciated zombie crow rises out of box*

@croc_moat2327

2 жыл бұрын

Well,that was rude

@overlorddante

2 жыл бұрын

Oh. He was being sarcastic. Unfortunate.

@Skwishy121

2 жыл бұрын

@@croc_moat2327 It-it's a bird-

@IHateTheFloorFrFr

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skwishy121 birds have feelings too.

@Skwishy121

2 жыл бұрын

@@IHateTheFloorFrFr 🚪🚶🏽‍♂️

"this is not a bird, it's jurassic Park in yoga pants with a thigh gap. Y'all could never" I died!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aspen_

2 жыл бұрын

I died by actually dying But then I came back 🤷‍♀️

Why do I keep coming back to get traumatized.

I had a rhea. He was super friendly! This was my favorite bird of all time!

The fact that shoebill is friend with hippo says a lot about its character

@killme5630

2 жыл бұрын

Their relationship os basically like innocent nice angel dude and literal satan

@recklessragdoll2552

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like Shikamaru and chojii from Naruto

@misterroboto1

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that they can be buddies with hippos AND humans says a lot about us.

@jazstyles8410

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@RachelAnnPotter

2 жыл бұрын

@@misterroboto1 lol

I really hate how many birds are the same height as me….

@brinettevalorie4554

2 жыл бұрын

Mood. [:')] What I really do hate though, is that they're all the more capable of defending themselves. Other than that, they can fly and usually they do so in incredible speeds. Like shit, the things I'd do to not get late for school and scolded. Well, when there were physical classes.

@hazelravens8373

2 жыл бұрын

If y’all ever feel useless just think about the Kiwi bird /J

@MrBlorp-sf9ye

2 жыл бұрын

When everyone else is a ostritch, emu or some-such-other then you're the kiwi Smol gang rise up

@leonardomachado9423

2 жыл бұрын

You good or should I tell you about ostriches?

@sunshine-oy1li

2 жыл бұрын

Taller*

Imagine being in the wild and you just see a shoebill walking by and just chilling.

3:13 it's the damn aggrestuko bird

"They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets ptsd" Lmao that was a good one

@junyah4152

2 жыл бұрын

@Oscar Quiroz yes

@godoftempest5692

2 жыл бұрын

Vietnam war flashback

@kichierichie6608

2 жыл бұрын

HE'S HERE TOO WHAT THE FUCK

@batspidey7611

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I see you everywhere.

@samuelzamudio6520

2 жыл бұрын

why are u every where I go

I had no idea that falcons were that fast. I mean I knew that they were fast but you couldn't even see that falcon attack the duck, it honestly looked like the duck just said "fuck life" and died.

@bdf1006

2 жыл бұрын

Same. When I say the bird was in pain I realized I didn't even see the attack happen.

@taco1058

2 жыл бұрын

@@bdf1006 it shows extremely briefly at 0.25 speed

@arelymunoz3484

2 жыл бұрын

@@taco1058 that's what I did to try and see the falcon. Even then, you can just barely see the bird!!!

@theunfortunateone7488

2 жыл бұрын

The fastest animal in the world is the parigrim falcon so yeah they fast

@coolerbones

2 жыл бұрын

@@taco1058 yeah only for like a single frame

The sleeping baby owl made my day😊

I love falcons, but my god, the falcon taking out that duck at the end was nightmare-inducing. Ducky never even saw it coming...

“If a crow breathes, an owl will take it personally and put an end to it” Bro I appreciate This mans humor😂

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

The man speaks poetry XD But he goes on to explain crows and Owls beef cuz Owls are predators and Crows are smart enough to figure that out without being attacked by them

@thespecter6416

2 жыл бұрын

@@donovanulrich348 Crows have something owls don't. Numbers. There is a reason why a flock of crows is called a murder. A murder of angry crows can attack, harass, peck, mob, and even kill an owl if the owl mistakenly comes out before sunset, and the flock of crows spots it. Diurnal crows cannot tolerate nocturnal owls during the day.

@catlover9593

2 жыл бұрын

crow: *exists* owl: *and i took that personally.*

@Mariyanthi

2 жыл бұрын

And then the crow's death 'll be avenged by it's enitre family! [at least according to the facts I know about crows,their sense of flock is extrordinary!]

@kalopsiawitch9538

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mariyanthi oh yeah don’t they have like freakishly good memories? Like they recognize someone and teach their kids about them so they know if the person is safe to get near? I have been seeing more crows around lately. I wonder if I can make friends with them? 😗

The falcon punch at the end is literally so fast that it’s hard to catch even at .25x speed

@justapotatowithinternetacc5738

2 жыл бұрын

It’s there for one frame

@captainnemolostintheocean1652

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss I tried at 0.25 as well and DAMN poor duck

@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass

2 жыл бұрын

That's a straight up anime move, that duck just folded by what looks like, literally nothing

@pqddachu

2 жыл бұрын

ye u can use , or . to go frame for frame

@encryptedwolf7623

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh I legit just tried that! Still missed it 😂

10:33 Bro got that light fur stare

“One of the toucan’s closest relatives are woodpeckers.” Proceeds to show Pokémon evolution

crow's : *breeding* Owl's : And I took that personally.

@SolarityVision

2 жыл бұрын

B R E E D I N G

@ascaredghostprince1139

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda ironic considering you have an owl prince that likes you, eh Blitz?

@johnmarston4141

2 жыл бұрын

@@ascaredghostprince1139 yeah

@pulakparvatya8628

2 жыл бұрын

Crows : breed Owls: so you have chosen death

@deathserpent9747

2 жыл бұрын

@@pulakparvatya8628 Crows will still mob the shit out of an owl though

“god gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” thats the most accurate description of humans ive ever heard

@thewolfbloodwarrior8788

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I am honestly starting get tired of humanity lately😩😩

@Nessus875

2 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

I appreciate every caption. I would be glad to have them all the time, since I am not native speaker an getting all analogies when spoken so fast can be challenging ❤

Kiwi: *”So basically this is a bird that just can’t bird.”*

@dantethewanderer4989

2 жыл бұрын

Stop this Kiwi bullying. You know what, fuck it, it's real Kiwi Appreciation hours.

@cursed-cat9126

2 жыл бұрын

Yes we love kiwi's here

@tacocat98_89

2 жыл бұрын

Yes kiwis are my second favorite bird would be first but toucans just have something special with me

@thebirdfantasy

2 жыл бұрын

as a kiwi, i felt that

@cabideconsumer8374

2 жыл бұрын

I ate kiwi the other day.

Sushi: *”BOW BEFORE ME IF YOU DARE PET ME.”* Also Sushi: “okay pets pls”

@jenonymous1018

2 жыл бұрын

gotta stroke his ego before you can stroke his feathers

You are by far the best documentary host / narrator / creator I ve ever seen.

Bro that falcon appeared for ONE FRAME

So a Shoebill is friendly to humans but terrifying to everything else.... So its a Pokemon?

@BigRobertsons

2 жыл бұрын

You'd think, but Nintendo took one look at shoebills and said "zelda bird" And that's how loftwings were made

@mijaaauuu96

2 жыл бұрын

Nah mate it’s a loftwing 👌🏼

@Davethemechanic305

2 жыл бұрын

Wild Pokemon definitely stayed attacking Ash and the crew. Humans definitely got that work. so I don't know lol.

@raymondjones7423

2 жыл бұрын

@@Davethemechanic305 True!😂🤣

@StealsAndEatsYourSandwich

2 жыл бұрын

Basically.

Shoebill: *kills literally anything it sees in the wild* Shoebill around humans: well hello there how y'all doing?

@Hyzayn

2 жыл бұрын

@Ruby LEE then you failed training him

@acdesegurgels8663

2 жыл бұрын

@Ruby LEE my alligator like that too

@Isaac_646

2 жыл бұрын

But seriously I can't get enough of these birds they're so nice!

@rodrigosousa3812

2 жыл бұрын

they must be around us sunce we climbed trees, probably they know all our tricks

@aughtymaroon6463

2 жыл бұрын

Well we aren’t that different now are we?

6:09 : I love your smile! Keep up the great work!

"They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets PTSD" 🤣🤣🤣☠️

"God gave us thumbs, and everyone else has to pay for it" could be humanity's tagline.

@rune5916

2 жыл бұрын

I have no argument.

@thatcottagecorewitch5910

2 жыл бұрын

Works for me

@2manyocs587

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate

Crows: exist Owls: "And I took that personally"

@daemonsbaneallyn3553

2 жыл бұрын

Owls; exists Crows; "And we took that sh!t personally"

@KingGlizz

2 жыл бұрын

Rick and Morty finale be like

@eliasmg9144

2 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain to me what he meant by "if you know you know"?

"Instead of delivering babies this guy returns them" 😂

3:50 that bird crip walking on the snake

"We got the African thunder goose" "The Jurassic reject" "The Australian kryptonite" "and the... Kiwi?" God he is good at nicknames.

@spongebobsquarepants2981

Жыл бұрын

Ok.

@CARACALLERXIII

Жыл бұрын

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 Ok

@danielboyd2588

Жыл бұрын

Oh! Don't you mean midnight kung-fu bird ?

@burned..

Жыл бұрын

Yes very good donald

@nakasushi9223

Жыл бұрын

@@danielboyd2588 …is that a ninja kiwi reference?

"kiwis are tough as the fruit they are named after" That line is so perfect

@chaosdude0878

2 жыл бұрын

He aint wrong. Theres kiwi fruits outnthere that can put up more of a fight than that bird

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

Really tho i think a Kiwi fruit can put up more of a fight on the vine Then the Bird I think sugar gliders even slap them around, Kiki gets no respect as a bird XD

@chaosdude0878

2 жыл бұрын

@@donovanulrich348 well he said it himself "The kiwi is a bird that just cant bird"

@setyourdisplay

2 жыл бұрын

@@drlipartia wha?

@drlipartia

2 жыл бұрын

@@setyourdisplay so sorry. my child used my phone/account and wrote comments. I will delete. sorry :)

"This is not a bird! It's Jurassic Park in yoga pants, with a thigh gap. Y'all could NEVER!" 🤣😂 THE SCREAMS I SCROMED! 😂🤣 I. AM. SCREAMING!

5:02 It looks like he's talking through the bird's cloaca with the way it moves lol

Man that last clip is insane. Even on the slowest speed it still looks like sometime fresh outta DBZ

@kkhlufris

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly right, even at the slowest still can't see it

@OutKeep_Animation

2 жыл бұрын

@@kkhlufris you can use () to go frame by frame

@kkhlufris

2 жыл бұрын

@@OutKeep_Animation cool thanks man didn't know we can do that

@stefthorman8548

2 жыл бұрын

There was probably half an frame.

@JeanBudo

2 жыл бұрын

IKR !!! the falcon is so fast that its literally in ONE frame of the video... Holy crap!

You just can't hate this man, his jokes are on point and he consistently delivers facts about animals that give genetic dropkicks to others Edit: I don’t remember making this comment

@Ch3rry850

2 жыл бұрын

No comments cause everyone agrees

@cosmiccrowspeedrun

2 жыл бұрын

True

@karmaking3485

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ch3rry850 lol was about to say that. Well said.

@silashurd3597

2 жыл бұрын

True true

@mashihodpotatoetm4572

2 жыл бұрын

Lol genetic dropkicks

Kiwi asked for wings and nature told them "F@*!? off! FIGURE IT OUT!" 😆😆😆

"And this blue bastard." Hell yeah

The last clip of the flacon killing that duck…. That’s fucking insane 💀💀💀

@zidfilms

2 жыл бұрын

I did'nt even see the falcon hitting the duck lol its so fast

@jeffrycochran_mp3a425

2 жыл бұрын

I replayed that part so many times. At first I asked myself why is he showing a duck getting shot...makes no sense. Then I was like hold up did a falcon just land over there? Rewind that.

@WinterToa

2 жыл бұрын

Frrrr, i played that back like 3times at .25 speed and i still barely saw it

@rubeniscool

2 жыл бұрын

@@WinterToa madness is what it is lol *normal speed*: nothing. *.25 speed*: a blur. for two whole frames. So that moment literally lasts for 1/12 of a second. And even then it's a *blur*. Madness.

@ammagon4519

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even see the goddamn falcon, I thought the duck was just having a funny seizure.

This is why birds are my biggest fear, no joke. Everyone makes fun of me for it but now I've got the RECEIPTS

@chanbricks4461

2 жыл бұрын

They are descendants of the dinosaurs, what did you expect

@pinkorblackgrid2461

2 жыл бұрын

What does 8:28 mean

@mandolorian162

2 жыл бұрын

You got reciepts, but they got you on layaway

@mustafaadeel2359

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinkorblackgrid2461 i was just about to ask that idk

@elijahbillie5136

2 жыл бұрын

@@mandolorian162 didnt make no sense whatsoever so um yea. . . you jus did that to yourself. How awkward 😂

Honestly,easily my favorite channel right now,n aint changin anytime soon.Great work,love every single vid so far.Salute.love,respect n support frm Bklyn

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂When I tell you my oldest prince and I cry laughing our asses off everytime we watch ur videos... Thank you for giving us yet another reason to continue building our ALREADY strong bond. 💪🏻🖤🤞🏻

"basically kiwi's are bird that can't bird" ROAST OF THE YEAR-

@eileenmcfarland2598

2 жыл бұрын

Like pandas the bear that can’t bear

@V.U.4six

2 жыл бұрын

@@eileenmcfarland2598 and both are cute too

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

@@eileenmcfarland2598 pandas are more of a life choice than getting the evolutionary shaft. Pandas have the parts to let them eat meat or fuck other animals up, if they'd just stop eating the fucking bamboo.

Shoe-billed Storks. Literally so Friendly Nintendo made them the Horse in a Zelda game.

@97Multiphantom

2 жыл бұрын

Loftwing Gang let’s goo!

@pinkorblackgrid2461

2 жыл бұрын

What does 8:28 mean

@favvio-6163

2 жыл бұрын

100th like

@liliflower1376

2 жыл бұрын

Loftwiiiings I wanna pat a shoebill so bad

@ADAJ342

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinkorblackgrid2461 ,no idea

5:50 - Hummingbird tongues wrap around their hearts

@mailcs06

Жыл бұрын

Hey the little bird’s gotta keep all that tongue somewhere.

Barn owls around my area screech once in a while at night. Like, "I'm out hunting. You've been warned!" I read about the Harpy Eagle in the '70s. The destruction of their environment is sad. They are truly magnificent creatures. Love your flow. Subbing.

so basically, Falcons deliver brain damages you never asked for and you just gotta accept it when it happens.

@scorpiocarnage1055

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. This bird is zooming faster than you can blink and there is literally nothing you can do about it. What saves anyone is if it makes a mistake.

@rayhamza4107

2 жыл бұрын

So crazy amazing

Shoebills will bow to you and even offer you their own feathers as presents

@Hannah-zc8gn

2 жыл бұрын

@Frost E Bear I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT!

@stevengu3196

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly guys!!

@realhumanbeing3599

2 жыл бұрын

Awww that ls so adorable

@Ysumbruh0

2 жыл бұрын

Another reason why I love them

Daaaam !!!! This Guy is the most legit knowledgeable person in the world. He knows everything about animals.😎👍👍👍👍

“This blue bastard” 😂 You’re so funny

Duck: minding it's own buissness. Falcon: DEATH FROM ABOVE

@Ktr-1142-ema

2 жыл бұрын

Female duck: minding its own business Male ducks: …… yeah ill take the falcon

@tommeng6522

2 жыл бұрын

FALCON PAAAAUNCH

@brandimullins8813

2 жыл бұрын

Falcons literally All Might Texas Smash their prey, lmfao so funny

@MoodyWeatherASD

2 жыл бұрын

I slowed the video down as much as I could and still didn't see it D:

@tonytony2277

2 жыл бұрын

They really out here sneaking folks😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

"Moral of the story: you're looking at one of the most dangerous, destructive species in the jungle. And next to it is an eagle."

@SilkySouth

2 жыл бұрын

Not a moral, but a for effort

Your phrasing of the secretary Bird was pure gold 🥇. I love your content. It's always epic. 🎉

"It's like having your entire family 6'4, 6'6 and you came out looking like Tory Lanez "😭😭😂😂😂

"when owls decide to speak up they put someone on therapy" me: oh cmon they Just Go "whooo" owl: *ungodly screech* me: ffs wth is that??

@lunerlilly

2 жыл бұрын

They can hoot but that owl was not happy xD

@Nokyyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably a barn owl, they can do pretty horrible noises (they are called "chouettes effraie" in french, = ~frighten owl ?) They don't sound as cool as european eagle-owls and friends

@HayTatsuko

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dq6ctdqhmKS_kqg.html It sounds cute at a distance, but when it is 100+ dB a meter away at 1 a.m., it sounds just as ungodly, as though a demon of Hell had perched on your windowsill.

@oreo1749

2 жыл бұрын

So to summarize: soulless possessed demons that look terrifying without feathers, can kidnap someone without the animal they kidnapped even realizing for a second or two, will decapitate said kidnapped animals on its way home, demonic screeching is a normal thing, and are satanic demons that can turn their head 180 degrees

@hayan8391

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nokyyyyy the owls scare

In defence of owls, they also get bullied by literally everything. Since they're very effective hunters, other birds try to make them leave their hunting ground by harassing the owls daytime sleep. Owls have to pick a sleeping spot very carefully if they don't want ravens, crows, hawks and eagles ganging up ou them while they rest.

@ASkinnyWhiteGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Once an owl was I guess nesting on our roof, and a hawk found him and they got into an argument

@sadhu7191

2 жыл бұрын

life is hard even when its easy

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

So it's like vampire hunters going for vampire nests during the day

@gregorywarren6520

2 жыл бұрын

I actually never knew that nice info

@kimochiwarui8264

2 жыл бұрын

Bro why was haikyuu and Bokuto the first thing I thought about

"Instead of delivering babies this stork returns them" i should not be laughing this hard

GAMER TIP: pause at 15:20 and tap the , key to go forward and back on the hawk headshot frame-by-frame. you can see when the duck notices him but it's too late lol. The bird is in the shot for exactly one frame but you can see it's shadow coming. dude is pushing 230mph for those interested and that close to the ground as well. absolutely insane goku level speed on this lad.

Fun fact: Shoebill storks are insanely popular in Japan because of the natural bowing. So much so that the birds you fly on in Zelda: Skyward Sword were based on them

@ivett6124

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl- thats kinda cute

@Stofferex

2 жыл бұрын

People love the Kemono Friends version

@razatiger22

2 жыл бұрын

Its funny because Shoebills only live in the thickest swamps in Africa, I wonder who brought them to Japan.

@genericname2747

2 жыл бұрын

Shoebills are polite birds

@inoli3164

2 жыл бұрын

that bird symbol on the shield had to come from somewhere amiright?

Cursed and angry birds: (exist) Kevin: "Ah yes, I have found my people"

@andyb1653

2 жыл бұрын

"Now, watch me roast the SHIT out of 'em"

@yaboi5460

2 жыл бұрын

Is that hit rapper and artist Dababy

@antonioalbul00

2 жыл бұрын

whos kevin

@Killerboy-zz8bv

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonioalbul00 it's a very angry bird on the Rescue Ranch yt channel that always chooses violence and is burning uncle Ben's mental health

I fucking DIED when he said "gives a war veteran PTSD" and then the hornbill clicked its beak... dead on... 😂😂😂

"A water bundy" LMFAO I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭. Listen if I saw that in my bathroom I'm pissing outside

" ostriches. Emus. *THIS BLUE BASTERD* and the kiwi" always kills me edit: damn my first 1k likes. thanks!

@panther-nk2hn

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that bit too. I wonder if he's made a video on them yet.

@iaminsideyourwalls2021

2 жыл бұрын

@@panther-nk2hn He already has. It's titled "Cassowaries are the spawn of Satan". You're welcome

@StealsAndEatsYourSandwich

2 жыл бұрын

Well it IS a *BLUE BASTARD*

@aliasariffin7420

2 жыл бұрын

In the other video he called the cassowaries a jurassic b#llsh*t with feathers

@warrenarnold

2 жыл бұрын

@@panther-nk2hn 7:27 to see Dababy