nature really out here giving animals "character development"

@Riggy-Simp

13 күн бұрын

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@AED10

13 күн бұрын

"Them younglings gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps." -Nature probably

@dreadcthulhu5

13 күн бұрын

I would call it more of a villain backstory myself.

@notanaveragedoktah8390

13 күн бұрын

Turns out all of nature is designed by a man named Gege Akutami

@theeternalace865

13 күн бұрын

"suffering builds character" 💀

The shark with the cannibalistic embryos is such a scary concept.

@princesstt9778

13 күн бұрын

Sounds like a plot for a horror game/ movie.

@carved_cuts

13 күн бұрын

Great body horror movie concept

@worldlinezero4783

13 күн бұрын

Sukuna, King of -Curses- Sharks

@vbgvbg1133

13 күн бұрын

being born with a killcount

@phastinemoon

13 күн бұрын

Supposedly, the Biblical Cain and Abel fought in the womb until they came out. Or was it Esau and Jacob? Either way…

And I thought emperor penguins already had it rough. Imagine your mom's friend losing her kid, so she kidnaps you to raise, but then she gets bored and abandons you in a blizzard. Everything about emperors is hardcore, for better or worse.

@watershipup7101

4 күн бұрын

Oh the irony.

@waterbullstudios9195

4 күн бұрын

Yeah, you got that right.

@thusnameddigital9397

4 күн бұрын

On top of the blizzards, sub zero temperatures, predators, and possibly of starving, yeah, those chicks have it hard.

@garnetbird7557

4 күн бұрын

So messed up.

That guy who got bit by an embryo while feeling around a pregnant shark's womb... yeah, he definitely put his therapist's kids through college

@bayardkyyako7427

5 күн бұрын

I wonder how much it hurt, like surely it's not that bad because it was still in the uterus, right?

Female hippo: Hey fellas, check out my new son Male hippos: your what…..

@MadPaperMario

13 күн бұрын

Based hippos

@shadowwriter329

13 күн бұрын

"Wait is that your calf or mine?" "I don't know but there is only one way to find out." *one baby shower later* "There, now there is a zero percent chance any calves of yours survived." "Dude...not cool."

@Lonezewolflonewolf

13 күн бұрын

I read this as "you what" From spongebob

@handroids1981

13 күн бұрын

A cannibal flavored snack? Don't mind if I do!!!

@amateur-madman3047

13 күн бұрын

@@handroids1981*a gorey video of a baby hippo in multiple hippos mouths simultaneously*

Seeing a Hippo outrun that van will give me nightmares for the rest of my life

@EnderGoku9001

13 күн бұрын

meanwhile the attack a couple seconds before

@salchipapa5843

13 күн бұрын

Yeah, that was some crazy shit.

@Eye_Exist

13 күн бұрын

I imagine it making it just in time to the ferry, travel across the ocean and then continue on the same speed to wherever you are watching this video

@BuIIy_Maguire

13 күн бұрын

Hippos are literally just the big kids at school you think move slow but be moving fast asf for no reason.

@bungeetoons

13 күн бұрын

​@@Eye_Exist you joke, but the hippos can chase after you in the water, they water hop off of the bottom of the body of water.

Even crabs find crabs tasty. What a cruel, delicious fate...

@aleksandarvil5718

13 күн бұрын

Mr. Krabs: *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_* - spongebob

@aleksandarvil5718

13 күн бұрын

@JohanFaerie Mr. Krabs : *_“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”_* - r/SpongeBob

@humanhuman7280

9 күн бұрын

@@aleksandarvil5718 you could just edit your first reply

Speaking of cannibalism, I remember being told in school that cannibalism in nature only happens in crisis situations. But that's not nature, that's human. Cannibalism is common in nature for multiple reasons. It's important not to apply a human view of morality on nature because it can lead to misunderstanding of the truth.

@Tony-nt5zd

12 күн бұрын

Sometimes we don't even have to be in a crisis situation to partake of the forbidden hamburger, sometimes we just become the crisis situation.

@chilomine839

12 күн бұрын

​@@Tony-nt5zd Brain switch flip: Never seen walking talking hamburgers before...

@hyaenidaes

12 күн бұрын

Exactly. Animals don’t have the same emotions or morals as humans do. Most of their behaviors are based on survival. We shouldn’t judge them as good or evil when they’re just trying to live another day.

@Ghostkiller__166

10 күн бұрын

That's why it's so ridiculous for people to compare us to animals, they live a completely different life than us in every way. No human being is born underneath volcanic ash and told from birth to simply "survive", every species has a code of morals and ethics that completely differ from our own, things like cannibalism and 🍇 are so widely common and accepted amongst others beings, unlike us. Humans and animals are only similar in the fact that we share some DNA, a planet, and some anatomy with each other, aside from that we are nothing alike.

@Masterchief_Tito

10 күн бұрын

Your point being...?

Sharks got it messed up. Imagine loading into match and your own sibling teamkills you DURING THE LOADING SCREEN!

@EnderGoku9001

13 күн бұрын

just get better connection

@Cicada2204

13 күн бұрын

Sounds like a skill issue honestly.......

@calebdonaldson8770

13 күн бұрын

It's like when you lag on the loading screen and the moment you enter in-game, you get sniped. The other players just so happened to get there first and set up camp. You were the last embryo to hatch in the uterus.

@degdeg227

13 күн бұрын

@@calebdonaldson8770 Not even that it's like booting up the queue to go to the lobby only for some dude to show up and smash your wifi router with a sledgehammer

@goldensloth7

13 күн бұрын

@@degdeg227 haha yep!

imagine being a scientist investigating shark reproduction and you get your hand bitten by an unborn shark pup, you'd never stick your hand somewhere you can't see again

@comlitbeta7532

13 күн бұрын

Truthfully Georges already found about this behavior the prior week but didn't tell anyone to avoid questions about the bitmarks on his penise

@Lucifersfursona

13 күн бұрын

Dune pain hole

@katiekane5247

13 күн бұрын

I've had my fingers sucked on by calves I was pulling out. It's weird. Bite? No thanks!

@nunusthoughts

13 күн бұрын

​@@comlitbeta7532whhattt????😢😢 is that true????

@MirrimBlackfox

13 күн бұрын

@@katiekane5247 Yeah it is strange, but they are like just trying to nurse... the bite *shudders*

"MAMA I'M HUNGRY AGAIN" "Really? What a coincidence so am I... Lil Bugbro are you still hungry too?" "N-No mama I think I'll survive til later..." "That's right you will."

"In my non-professional online opinion" Dude, I learn more about animals from you than I did from school, Nat Geo, Discovery Channel, and my own general "looking things up online" days combined. You may not be licensed, but you are absolutely a better teacher than any of the pros.

@mndiaye_97

5 күн бұрын

Appreciate you 🤝

@89SUSIQ

5 күн бұрын

I think the same as you

@dutchray8880

4 күн бұрын

Same here...superb delivery with a lot of dry humor.

"Yes, nature is cruel. But *we* don't have to be." -Temple Grandin

@preemptivefaceplant5277

13 күн бұрын

A Hoyoverse Honkai star rail add. Thats what i got haha

@zackpumpkinhead8882

13 күн бұрын

"Nature may be cruel, but I CAN BE CRUELER!!!" -Ren Hoëk

@Llamations-wh8fq

13 күн бұрын

⁠@@zackpumpkinhead8882YOU CAN BE CRUELER THAN THAT, JACK

@thecourier3771

13 күн бұрын

@@Llamations-wh8fq I'm FU&%ING INVINCIBLE!!!

@videomaestro9566

13 күн бұрын

Love that reference and your absolutely right

If an anime was made about a baby turtle, it’d probably be 10x more interesting than some mainstream anime. That’s a main character making it out of all that, for sure.

@Undomaranel

13 күн бұрын

I thought that was called Attack on Titan... mb ig.

@Paxalogical

13 күн бұрын

@@Undomaranel Is this a reference to the Rumbling? Just curious. (Also, aot has a goated storyline.)

@LiveLaughLovecraft

12 күн бұрын

@@Paxalogicalit’s so funny. I remembered when AOT was hated on first season…

@Watch-0w1

11 күн бұрын

​@@Undomaranellol it literally is the first 3 season of attack on Titan. All to reach the ocean.

@generalforster

11 күн бұрын

AoT is trash

I've always said that adult seaturtles are like the animal version of a Vietnam veteran

@juckie

9 күн бұрын

I think I even saw a meme about that

@radhikapatel0501

6 күн бұрын

Except they're still in the war... till the day they die...

I owned guppies as a kid, and LET ME TELL YOU The second you need something called "baby grass" in your tank for when your fish are being born... yeah... those babies go through it Basically the adults canalize the babies. As a kid, we had to sometimes QUARANTINE guppies that were harassing birthing mothers. Needless to say, most children learn about death through goldfish, I learned about how surprisingly commonplace eating your young is in the animal kingdom...

@sweetgirl070707

4 күн бұрын

So did I, but I've never been told about baby grass, what I did was manually catch each baby as it got born (and fast because I was scared the mom is gonna get to it first) and put them in a separate container. The first one I had birthed around 60. I continued to raise them and their lineage for a few more years. I'm 29 now and haven't had fishes for 15 years, but for some reason I still have regular fish-related nightmares, that's how much they traumatized me.

@pageturner2958

4 күн бұрын

@@sweetgirl070707 Honestly, we just let nature run its course. Some babies made it to the grass and we raised them Worse thing that happened was when our snail... um... decided he wanted to be a slug...

It’s insane how much hippos portrayed as these friendly, pettable creature, but they really got the least chill out of any animal, and I’m not just talking about recent TikTok trends.

@A_Randomguy_

13 күн бұрын

I have never heard people call hippos friendly and pettable

@HarvestPeiskos2209

13 күн бұрын

@@A_Randomguy_ They mean in media like cartoons and whatnot. Hippos in a lot of media (especially for kids) portrays them as just fat, laid-back fruit eaters (ex: madagascar franchise). While people individually *don't* call hippos friendly and pettable, media for kids and younger audiences (I don't just mean shows mind you) *do* .

@joshuamccann1092

13 күн бұрын

There is an actual Christmas song called "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" also look at the Madagascar movies in America at least children grow up thinking of hippos as passive herbivores

@valentinkambushev4968

13 күн бұрын

It's because they look "chubby and harmless". We (for some reason) assume that fat-looking creatures are harmless and even friendly, likely because we assume they can't give a chance like "athletic" animal can. Many don't realize that just because an animal looks like it's fat, doesn't mean it actually is.

@jed-henrywitkowski6470

13 күн бұрын

@@A_Randomguy_ I feel like most of my life, I've seen them be made out to be chill, as well.

While being a human is still tough, thank God I wasn’t any of these animals.

@Rough_Estimates

13 күн бұрын

You're welcome

@priscillajimenez27

13 күн бұрын

Amen

@Aspencio

13 күн бұрын

id say being a human is amazing compared to most of nature

@wilsonaguiar4646

13 күн бұрын

Being human is not tough. We are the only species that has time to complain. These other species way to busy trying to not die and live long enough to clap cheeks for the species.

@MrDibara

13 күн бұрын

​@@Aspencio For real, *many people have NO IDEA how easy we get by comparison.*

Mamadou: "All but one in ten thousand crablets are statistically f*cked" meanwhile: 0.0001%=1 in 1 million.

@ununun9995

13 күн бұрын

I'm one in a crabillion

@SnubbyDaArtist

7 күн бұрын

​@@ununun9995And I am one in a krillion.

I swear "but don't worry, it gets worse" is becoming this channel's catchphrase I mean hey, if it ain't broke

So storks really do drop babies. Just their own.

@priscillajimenez27

13 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@erikaburns3551

13 күн бұрын

FRFR 😂

@JatuliaButeo-rp6hv

12 күн бұрын

Dang..

@karmaalstad5588

10 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 daaaamn

Once you hear about how Quokka's, Kangaroos and Wallabies handle their Joey's, you realise just how hardcore Australian animals really are.

@njivwathomassilavwe2056

13 күн бұрын

Australia is hard mode

@korbell1089

13 күн бұрын

When I hear about the animals of Australia I am always reminded when Terry Pratchett had DEATH inquire about the harmless creatures in Fourecks, which was Discworld's version of Australia. POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT? Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper. He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side. “May I?” said Albert. Death handed him the paper. “‘Some of the sheep." 🤣

@AntoDesormeaux

13 күн бұрын

with headlines like "Venomous snake found hiding in school toilet cubicle", when I see one of their kids I'm like, aw I hope you're the one in your brood who gets to become a full-fledged Australian, little buddy. Nah, my country's the starting zone in terms of fauna.

@scottbraun2457

13 күн бұрын

​@AntoDesormeaux Nawh.! I see a headline like that..I'm thinking..send all kids going to the dumper..with overpowered shocksyicks..and extra tork litter pickers pinchers..!!

@miapdx503

13 күн бұрын

​@@njivwathomassilavwe2056For real. It was the last wild frontier...still wild. Still hard.

Turtles be storming them normandy meat grinders like it's 1944.

Those sharks were spawn camping 100's of years before online gaming.

@sqweeeiguessidfkman7999

8 күн бұрын

*millions

My mother put me on a bus by myself ( I was 11 ) when we lived in Michigan to go down to Texas to live with my uncle... I get down there and find out my uncle passed away two days before I got there... A local police officer takes me in and contacts my mother... Her response was I got rid of him and don't want him back... This is the short and sweet version... Let's just say I'm surprised I lived to see my 15th birthday and even more surprised I lived to see 40...

@KAT-dg6el

13 күн бұрын

Whenever I hear people talking about motherly love I always wonder where these women are. My mom would’ve been the same way as yours if my dad hadn’t been there to protect me.

@ageishyena3035

13 күн бұрын

@@KAT-dg6el Same boat here. when I was a kid my mother was an entitled bitch who went "soon all will be us... or all will be DEAD!" -- she was speaking about how we'd be rich and everyone else would be slaves to us or dead. Worshiped the rich "class" and said "they know how to live our lives better than we do" ... yeah, didn't happen. heh. "motherly love" my ass, that was straight terrorizing anyone that "was not her".

@OrlaQuirk

13 күн бұрын

I'm sorry to hear what happened to you. Similar situation happened to both of my grandfathers, but they had it better, because when their people kicked them out, they knew they had to make their way. They didn't show up somewhere expecting at least a roof. God bless you, and may Karma make your next childhood easier.

@rstreet5537

13 күн бұрын

😮

@andoros.7017

13 күн бұрын

sounds like a good first chapter of a memoir that'd make me want to keep reading.

Knowing that there's a Goose called a "Barnacle Goose" and a Barnacle called "Goose Barnacle" scratches an itch in my brain I never knew I had

@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434

12 күн бұрын

No wonder once existed a myth if barnacle goose actually born from tree bearing barnacles in the sea (barnacle geese only breed in Northern part of Europe so its make sense if people who living further south from Scandinavia never see nesting barnacle goose and assumed if they born from barnacle)

@bamidele4383

10 күн бұрын

😂

@Ruffian_Xion

9 күн бұрын

There's a reason for the names too. Centuries ago, before we knew about bird migration, Barnacle Geese were thought to spring from Goose Barnacles in a process known as 'spontaneous generation'.

@Schilalyi

9 күн бұрын

@@Ruffian_Xion The lore goes deep....

@lordchadthe69thofsussex72

8 күн бұрын

there's also deer mouse and mouse deer; another fun fact: the terms for male & female mice & deer are the same, buck for males and doe for females

12:24 Perfect add placement. “They gotta deal with all of these, the gauntlet, the sibling rivalries, the occasional cannibalism, be glad you’re not a…” “Chevy 2024 Silverado”

61 years old here and I love your videos. Even my mom loves them. Education with a great sense of humor delivered at warp speed. Hang on Doctor McCoy.

3:38 the drink is called a sex on the beach in case anyone was wondering.

@I_DoThingsSometimes

13 күн бұрын

Thank you

@priscillajimenez27

13 күн бұрын

Ohhh thanks!

@YochevedDesigns

13 күн бұрын

I thought it was a Bloody Mary, and things were SO much worse in my mind!

@extraterestrial

13 күн бұрын

Thanks for explaining. I got distracted by how good the drink looks and wanting to order one but I didn't know the name. Then I thought somehow the crabs having copious amounts of it meant they were out on the beach stealing drinks and getting plastered😂

@gigaacademia9313

13 күн бұрын

Ty bro

Honestly just imagine being a baby hippo and then randomly getting eaten by your dad for no reason other than he was a little bit hungry

@Amberclaudi

13 күн бұрын

he was a Hungry Hippo

@madmanminkler1382

13 күн бұрын

@@Amberclaudi he was a hungry, hungry hippo

@miapdx503

13 күн бұрын

They beat me to it! Hungry Hungry Hippos isn't just a game! 😮

@wulvenclave5821

13 күн бұрын

hippos are herbivores so he was just feeling a little sociopathic. Edit: mostly herbivorous as they have been witness engaging in omnivorous behaviour, so says google.

@Bird-Seed

13 күн бұрын

Hippos don't eat the babies, they just vaporize them so there's less food competition. Hippos kill a lot of animals, sometimes just for fun, but they consume the bodies.

“If you haven’t heard of a grebe before, let this be your introduction” “Eauungue~” The shoebill stork is the world’s most threatening muppet

Turtles are like kitkats of the beach. --- I died. You are seriously hilarious!

I remember being a little kid and crying when I saw what male lions will do to cubs that aren't theirs for the first time. It took quite a while to realize that those same cubs, had they grown up, would have been the same way. I like this channel for the same reason. It takes away the Disneyfied version of the natural world many grow up with so they can see how it actually is: beautiful, awe inspiring and even playful, but brutal, complex, and driven by a need to survive and continue one's line as well as get whatever one can out of life by whatever needs necessary.

@orppranator5230

13 күн бұрын

Those cubs likely wouldn’t have been the same way. The females are female of course, but most of the males will just die as virgins because they aren’t strong enough to become the alpha.

@morgant.dulaman8733

13 күн бұрын

@@orppranator5230 That's not quite how lions work. A fair number of times, lion males form coalitions (yes, that's the tern) typically ranging from 2-5 in order to improve their chances of successful hunts and to overpower other males, and they share the mating rights. I might suggest the Count D a n k u l a episode "The Lions that hunted other lions" here on YT for an interesting case of six extremely strong and aggressive lions in a coalition founding a small empire and wiping out other prides. Sorry for the weird spelling, trying to avoid a-u-t-o & & & d-e-l-e-t-e.

I was so sad watching all this until you said "Baby birds are the potato chips of nature" I had the fastest mood-shift in the west and I'm laughing hysterically.

@joshuawilliams4741

12 күн бұрын

*Chicken nuggies*

honestly surprises me with how...mellow? Shoebills are, other than the first few weeks, maybe years, their maybe the least surprisingly brutal creature you'd think of that stare, those big eyes, thats the face of a bird who murdered its sibling as a baby, no wonder why its so calm

3:57 - that crab was pregnant she was eating babies to feed her babies.... Nature, you scary!

@aleksandarvil5718

13 күн бұрын

@deeya Mr. Krabs: *“Hnm. So that's what I taste like.”*

@luckyahmadtawakkal7130

5 күн бұрын

@@aleksandarvil5718Nah the krabby patty was just old and dried up!

Just imagine being the Sand tiger pup in the other Uterus, thinking you have won only to see your twin from God knows where, kill you off.

@atles300

11 күн бұрын

friendly fire at its finest

@magicpyroninja

7 күн бұрын

Hey brother, we've won. We're about to be Born The other shark there can only be one

"I was traumatized by 3 words: hippo baby shower" props for mentally surviving such wild thing

Despite the theme, I'm happy sand tiger sharks get mentioned. They are criminally underrated, imo, and my favorite sea pupper.

That cute duck jumping from that tall cliff be like : "Cowabungaaaaaa"

The shoebill is a muppet and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.

@longwlenguyen4214

13 күн бұрын

More like discount dinosaur creepy Darwinist descendant

@c99kfm

13 күн бұрын

You are under arrest! Get your hand out where I can see it! GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT STORK!

@mlijah2730

13 күн бұрын

Looks like the Dark Crystal anatagonists (skek'sis)

@Lucifersfursona

13 күн бұрын

Muppet built around a manual post hole digger (I wanted those kinds of shovels to be called something like, short and snappy, but they’re not. They’re called manual post hole diggers.)

@MarieAntoinetteBestQueen

13 күн бұрын

Nah, they're feathery machine guns

I went on a school trip to Costa Rica to study sea turtles in high school. In the village we stayed in, there had been a "curfew" of sorts implemented. On nights of the full moon during turtle season, lights had to be out once darkness hit. The turtles had been getting confused by the village's light, so the scientists working there had worked with the people to make this new rule. And since the people there loved their turtles, they were more than willing to oblige.

@Contraltissimo

11 күн бұрын

That is really cool! :D

@prestigev6131

10 күн бұрын

I also went to Costa Rica for school and it was such a breath of fresh air to see everyday people care about nature like they do and considering how beautiful the country is, I’m glad it’s being protected

Oh the irony of this coming out one day before my birthday

@mndiaye_97

12 күн бұрын

Happy Birthday!

@ashisgod

11 күн бұрын

@@mndiaye_97 thank you our lord and savior

13:56 that actually is incredibly inspiring. World War 3 might happen at any time and it's hard to keep up hope. But like, if every sea turtle you see is one surviving out of 10,000, that can be me. Why not.

Harp seals weaning their young in 12 days is one thing, but that's not even the shortest. Hooded seals apparently do it in 3!

A hippo baby shower would definitely be terrifying, especially if everyone is on demon time.

@lukalinn1450

12 күн бұрын

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Mamadou’s whisper voice was something i didn’t know i needed

That shark pup isn't even born yet and he's playing team deathmatch with his brothers and sisters. Happy family time

That damn squeaky toy sound effect when the baby bird bounced off the cliff gave me one of the most guilt-ridden chuckles ever! 🤭

@bamidele4383

10 күн бұрын

I swear!!!

Also a good mention is any chick unlucky enough to be spawned in the same nest as a cuckoo nestling. Cuckoos' first instinct is to spawn kill the competition in a nest

@goldensloth7

13 күн бұрын

rude

@swayback7375

10 күн бұрын

They’ll just push the unhatched eggs out if the cuckoo can hatch early enough, which they often do

Your facts are interesting and your scripts are top tier. If you can maintain a regular release schedule, in 4 to 6 years you will be the next generation's David Attenborough.

Can I just say, this guy is litterally so sweet. He’s so sweet and honest and funny like I genuinely really think he’s probably the only KZreadr I still watch. I love his content and also his character as a person he just seems like an all well rounded guy. Really appreciate you Casual. ❤️

Thinking about a turtles' childhood, the name "crush" is WAY too fitting

12:04 "Utero-cannibalism" is the most disturbing term i've ever heard (sounds badass tho)

@alizaidanthamyeez740

13 күн бұрын

Reminds me of bestiality. If you didn’t know what it meant it would sound badass

@juckie

9 күн бұрын

goes hard as a band name

@davidalejandrogomezfernand2730

6 күн бұрын

Sukuna be like

You missed one parenting tactic in particular that can be quite brutal. The American Coot will hatch a full nest of eggs, then proceed to favor the oldest ones while leaving the youngest ones to starve. They will even go as far to kill the younger chicks because they don't want to bother feeding them. Why? Because American Coots are also brood parasites. Other coots will lay eggs in the same nest, and the parents figure that the first chick to hatch is most likely theirs since its the oldest. This is strictly decided by age as well, there was a researcher that swapped the eggs or something in a nest and they still took care of the oldest chicks first.

"The other hippos woke up feeling like Mike. Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, take your pick." My pick is "Hawk".

Just seeing a hippo running at max speed, full sport mode shook me. I already knew most of their insane power but apparently that wasn't even their final form.

@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434

12 күн бұрын

Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat

@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434

12 күн бұрын

Maybe its a good idea if someone creating horror story with hippo/hippo inspired creatures as the main threat

The “that’s not a smudge” line killed me

@littlebear274

13 күн бұрын

Totally got me lol. I was sitting there thinking "that's actually pretty good for only raising one at a-- oh. oh, okay then."

@uniconwizardsb1122

13 күн бұрын

@@littlebear274 it’s also a reference to when he was talking about a jellyfish and said they “can grow up to be 3.3… just a smudge, 33 feet long”

Sea Turles infancy is literally their equivalent of storming Normandy in D-Day as a newborn.

Moral of the story: "Welcome to the jungle!"

"Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker." Why, bruh? Why you do this? lol

The camera doesn't justify the size and speed of a hippo, it is amazing and brown pants inducing at the same time

Its amazing how the lizard knows immediately to haul ass to the rocks to survive! Its hilarious but amazing at the same time.

Sand Tigers are like horror movie killers. 🔪

"Chlamydia Care Bear" Bruh, I swear, you make the funniest analogies with animals.

"Like the world to Ray Charles, it only gets darker" lmao you magnificent bastard.

The barnacle goose be doing the Kratos dive at birth.

That big crab eating the baby crabs like popcorn though lol

11:45 "it's a special type of spawn killing,when you don't even let them spawn

Seeing how bad some animals have it, makes me appreciate my own life. My life could've far worse if I was born as one of those animals

@KAT-dg6el

13 күн бұрын

But they don’t know any different.

Hey casual Geo! I'd like to hear your opinion on the man vs bear debate bro, only you can put the one to rest plz don't ignore 🙏🙏

@carllossa8114

13 күн бұрын

Yeah me too actually, in fact who else would be a better person to give us the answer

@Geoboii

10 күн бұрын

​@@carllossa8114 yeah I just hope he sees this soon

That smile the monkey made just before marking her scent on the baby was WILD LOL

"Imagine asking your mum what's for dinner and she takes your head off!" Damn man 😆

@Undomaranel

13 күн бұрын

NGL came close a couple times. Got kept home more than once due to a handprint on my face; other places clothes can hide the bruises.

@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar

12 күн бұрын

@@Undomaranel Dang bro, sorry to hear about that. You don't deserve that. I hope things get better for you.

@Undomaranel

12 күн бұрын

@@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar That was years ago fam, I'm mid 30s now lol. But no, they don't get better. Things just morph in different ways and forgiveness only leaves you open to be hurt again.

@Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar

12 күн бұрын

@@Undomaranel Well that sucks man. I hope you can get in a place of healing or something else needed. As cliche as that may sound. I'm don't know you, don't relate to your struggles, and I won't pretend that I will. Your life honestly sounds like it's been harder than me. I'm not jealous of what you described. I just hope you get a good W. Godspeed!

Banged my shin on a table to get here

6:39 The koalas are probably too stupid to think of their own survival which explains why they don't do the "drop the kid" tactic.

Bro would break netflix if they gave him a show

I actually expected Komodo Dragons being mentioned. Because the only reason why their mother would return after neglecting her kids is for a snack.

When the geography is casual

@BababooeyGooey

13 күн бұрын

When nature is from the hood.

@thatmimetuber585

13 күн бұрын

wait until competitive arrives

@BENNYWORMS

13 күн бұрын

Causal Violence

@Xfeum

13 күн бұрын

Competitive History

@BENNYWORMS

12 күн бұрын

@@Xfeum Hostile timeline

The turtles be getting the McDonald's Happy Meal Drive Through treatment.

that "after all, whats 17 more years!..." had Me LOLing... Nicely done

As a pallete cleanser we need a sequel about the best childhoods.

@slwrabbits

13 күн бұрын

Seconded!

Father Otters will hold there babies hostage if they don’t get food

@slappy8941

13 күн бұрын

There babies? Where babies? 😂😂😂 Seriously though, get your shit together, and stop being such an NPC.

11:34 "And if you thought all babies were born innocent, check out these baby sharks! Eating each other before they're even born!"

11:05. Adds a darker twist to Classic Looney Toons and "Taz Mania." No wonder Taz is such a menace. Had to be since birth. 12:33. It's a miracle the turtles from the "Nemo" films are so chill.

Yes my once a month animal trauma

Daaaammnn homie! I didn't realize how swole you were until the picture at the end. Props

@YochevedDesigns

13 күн бұрын

Two tickets to the gun show!

@justingoodman9352

13 күн бұрын

@@YochevedDesigns Ya...I didn't hear him mention anything about any pythons during the video but there are clearly two pretty huge size ones in the picture right before the video ends.

Sharks don't have a uterus so much as a nursery cavity where the babies can technically exit at will. 😨

Getting clapped while in the Uterus is just fucking unfair LOL

I'm so glad my childhood featured Canadian house hippos and not hippo baby showers.

Finally, a worthy video. Our entertainment shall be LEGENDARY

Loved the Ice Climber music played over the part about the geese in the mountains, ha ha!

"An actor from [Redacted]" I don't know if he had a show in mind but any disney show with teenagers fits the spot

Running the gauntlet. Imagine if Thanos was real and snapped babies or any children out of existence.

@leechowning2712

13 күн бұрын

Considering that most of these have a 10% or thereabouts survival rate? Its a case of "only killed half? Those are rookie numbers".

Man, you and TierZoo are like the top tier of cool yet surfacelevel-understandable animal videos. I always love to see a new video. ❤👊

@YochevedDesigns

13 күн бұрын

If you like this genre, check out Ze Frank. He's hysterical!

@ngcf4238

13 күн бұрын

@@YochevedDesigns Oh I forgot about him! He's good too!

Running the gauntlet isn’t a skill issue💀it’s flat out luck😂

Just to say salt water crocs have it pretty bad too, especially in some parts of Australia, like the Adelaide river. From the nest to adult hood it’s around a 99% mortality rate and the mother and father have been know to eat there young just because they feel like it

Your humor / writing is another level. Never stop growing sir, you are awesome

Squeaky noises on the geeze really softens the blow to morale

@mndiaye_97

12 күн бұрын

If it helps, every chick that I showed hitting the rocks survived. Most can take the fall, it’s what happens afterwards that does them in

@crushingon

12 күн бұрын

@@mndiaye_97 i image, kinda fucked up to think they evolve SPECIFICALLY to fall from such heights. Housing crisis in the Animal Kingdom must be wild if evolving and adapting to falling for dozens of meters and hitting rock is more viable than moving out.

I love how some of the clips in this video were taken from at least 2 of the documentaries I literally just watched yesterday.

“Where did the hippo go after the baby shower? It went everywhere.”