10 Horrible Ways Animals Can End You

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  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын

    Polar bears are the best example of "looks can be deceiving" It looks so adorable but it's actually deadly af

  • @baccaracks

    @baccaracks

    2 жыл бұрын

    KZread is on your side my guy

  • @petulantpeterturbo

    @petulantpeterturbo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah, that’s just the definition of bear XD

  • @green_tea5453

    @green_tea5453

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello again Mr. Mustache

  • @viraj2011

    @viraj2011

    2 жыл бұрын

    Better put a reply before this blows up .

  • @Mooshanmut

    @Mooshanmut

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lil slamp

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax2 жыл бұрын

    Any animal that intentionally attacks your privates first is truly evil

  • @shark4508

    @shark4508

    2 жыл бұрын

    Both that and genius

  • @Style_224

    @Style_224

    2 жыл бұрын

    #1 they are scary

  • @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoo

  • @mondoseguendo6113

    @mondoseguendo6113

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. That’s straight up bs.

  • @Dash101

    @Dash101

    2 жыл бұрын

    So most intelligent animals are evil, coz most intelligent animals know what will end a rivals ability to continue its bloodline

  • @mewoozy2
    @mewoozy2 Жыл бұрын

    Growing up in Australia we (most of us anyway) are taught very early not to touch anything unless someone else shows you how and that its safe, also never go into an area you havent been before without finding out the dangers first and how to mitigate them as much as possible. Ive litterally broken up with partners because I didnt want to witness their death, I like remote camping and stupidity isn't tolerated by the aussie wilderness. My back hurts from tensing up every time you showed photos of people holding blue rings.

  • @stretchlindsay3547

    @stretchlindsay3547

    11 ай бұрын

    LOL don't you love living in a country that even if the public was armed that it is the least of your worries! DROP BEARS, run for your f'ing life! G'Day from w.a.

  • @oneetatsu

    @oneetatsu

    11 ай бұрын

    @@stretchlindsay3547 yeah nah people are garbage and prone to stupidity and violence which is why most of the developed world restricts access to guns and that unlike the usa that where schools get shot up every week has taken mass shootings off the board, but people still kill more people round the world than every other animal combined

  • @mangle6850

    @mangle6850

    7 ай бұрын

    Oh dear god, people actually hold blue ringed octopi? Jesus Christ, there is no hope for the human race…

  • @Lemon_Grain31327

    @Lemon_Grain31327

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@stretchlindsay3547huh

  • @ArtisChronicles

    @ArtisChronicles

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@stretchlindsay3547 I'd say that country is the reason it should be armed.

  • @kierstenbrast209
    @kierstenbrast2098 ай бұрын

    The picture of the emaciated polar bear you used was actually from a documentary on polar bears, and was the sister who didn’t learn to hunt early so she struggled later for it when her brother who was honing his hunting skills long before she even tried had no problem finding food for himself. She didn’t make it long after she was filmed in that state but her brother was much healthier than her thanks to his ability to hunt better than her and was found doing quite well as he aged.

  • @kuroe-chan5190

    @kuroe-chan5190

    8 ай бұрын

    😢 that’s actually heartbreaking though.

  • @ArtisChronicles

    @ArtisChronicles

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@kuroe-chan5190 Sad, but it's what happens to animals that don't learn the way of the hunt. It's not instinct so much as a learned skill.

  • @kevinn4038

    @kevinn4038

    5 ай бұрын

    Yeah, the global warming bear story has been debunked.

  • @Nodeal757

    @Nodeal757

    5 ай бұрын

    What a sad situation 😔 I know that not all animals make it in the wild but it's still really heartbreaking to see. Do you know why she struggled to learn or be taught? Like could she just not get the hang of it for no real obvious reason or were there's other factors that caused problems?

  • @kierstenbrast209

    @kierstenbrast209

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Nodeal757 I found the documentary again, it’s “two polar bear siblings struggle to survive” on free documentary nature on YT. From the commentary of the narrator and from watching it again it really does look like sister bear just enjoyed playing too much and didn’t put in enough effort to learn hunting so she didn’t make it. It is sad regardless, anyone who doesn’t think an animal (edit)*dying is sad is a big red flag to me. But it’s harsh being on your own. Nature has no participation trophies.

  • @mcfearson1391
    @mcfearson13912 жыл бұрын

    I knew a guy who went on an African Safari. He told me that when he got there, the guide told them to stay in the trucks regardless of what happens. Someone raised their hand and said "because of lions, right?" The guide straight up laughed and said "no, lions run. Hyenas chase."

  • @WoWGirl6

    @WoWGirl6

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol or literally any other wild animal the tour could come across 🤣

  • @aduckingod5328

    @aduckingod5328

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly anything in the Savannah could violate you except cheetahs pretty much

  • @mcfearson1391

    @mcfearson1391

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aduckingod5328 yeah but knowing me I wouldn't want to cause a fuss so I'd just be like "oh, you want to eat me? Well, as much as I disagree with this, I'm not one for confrontation, so I suppose if you absolutely must eat me, then so be it."

  • @eileensnow6153

    @eileensnow6153

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mcfearson1391 I’m an animal lover so my last words would probably be something like, “Okayyyy but just ONE bite!”

  • @adolphel.543

    @adolphel.543

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@eileensnow6153 That ONE bite ends up being enough to swallow you whole xD

  • @kristianlanding2310
    @kristianlanding23102 жыл бұрын

    For bears: When it’s black fight back When it’s brown, get on the ground When it’s white, you bout to see the light

  • @part-timebrock1126

    @part-timebrock1126

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fighting back dosen't work against Sloth Bears... After they attack, you won't be seeing anything bcoz they go straight for face...

  • @girlbuu9403

    @girlbuu9403

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@part-timebrock1126 This is North America rules. The rules for other places might be different. Probably the same in Europe and North Asia. You won't see white bears at all in India. If you see any bear in Africa get out your camera you just found a cryptid.

  • @Stiftoad

    @Stiftoad

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@part-timebrock1126 they got a little white, it's an honorary membership.

  • @princeramblerose

    @princeramblerose

    2 жыл бұрын

    when it’s white, say goodnight

  • @kristianlanding2310

    @kristianlanding2310

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@part-timebrock1126 when it’s sloth, your face is broth

  • @neelsharma3870
    @neelsharma38707 ай бұрын

    “If it’s white like the president, you finna get heaven sent” is the best quote I have ever heard regarding bear safety EVER

  • @fkaciggs
    @fkaciggs Жыл бұрын

    Apologies if this is weird its cool to see someone my age doing really well researched list-style videos with well-written scripts that make me nose exhale, for once. You and Lindsay Nicole have this corner of youtube on lock.

  • @sidewinder9258

    @sidewinder9258

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah they are pretty good at what they are doing

  • @Gyrfalcon312

    @Gyrfalcon312

    10 ай бұрын

    Not weird at all. It's a confidence booster, to me.

  • @Xunkun

    @Xunkun

    10 ай бұрын

    Don't forget TierZoo

  • @fkaciggs

    @fkaciggs

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Xunkun maybe i will maybe i won't

  • @BauregardSenior87

    @BauregardSenior87

    6 ай бұрын

    Well Researched? He parrot'd the global warming myth vs polar bears. That's pure political money scam, polar bears are doing better than ever due to the limiting of hunting by inuit populations and global warming hasn't been happening for a few decades which is why they re branded the scam to " climate change ". It's about as well researched as narrating a wikipedia page.

  • @Sunny-Bunny7567
    @Sunny-Bunny75672 жыл бұрын

    Even when there isn't enough food for the whole pack, african wild dogs will still always let the pups eat first. They don't really care if they don't get to eat for a few days or if they have to live off scraps as long as the pups stay well fed. They really are one of my favourite animals. They're also one of the few animals that been found actually mourning the loss of a pack member

  • @dawildkitcat1662

    @dawildkitcat1662

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s the thing that makes me sad about it too. They’re so amazing, yet they’re critically endangered. It’s getting a bit better, but for such amazing animals it’s very sad.

  • @sharonkaczorowski8690

    @sharonkaczorowski8690

    2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite African animal…like wolves in this country they are considered pests. They are slowly coming but are still in great trouble.

  • @some_icedtea5205

    @some_icedtea5205

    2 жыл бұрын

    The only good part about them is you get to see a cute dog as you get mauled to death... cursed dogs...

  • @amandah2866

    @amandah2866

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's really cool, it shows some level of understanding about how future generations are so important.

  • @blackwolf899

    @blackwolf899

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lions do the same too. The lead lioness often wont eat if the pride is hungry. Males eat first if they are around but cubs get priority. Lionesses will rebel against the pride males during take over and break away from a pride or die just of the chance her cub may live. Motherhood in the animal kingdom is amazing.

  • @Mooshanmut
    @Mooshanmut2 жыл бұрын

    Mans said more Halloween content as if his regular shit isn’t disturbing enough 💀

  • @badoem5353

    @badoem5353

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tbh, mother nature is a very misinterpreted version of life. Even mothers aren't that great in like 80% of species.

  • @Style_224

    @Style_224

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @Style_224

    @Style_224

    2 жыл бұрын

    @DEMEZ,,,,,,, 👇😍 weirdo

  • @datzfatz2368

    @datzfatz2368

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Style_224 that is a bot in case you havent noticed. They have been becoming a really annoying invasion recently. Report and ignore is the best we can do to fight it^^

  • @midnightaurora9483

    @midnightaurora9483

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@datzfatz2368 I've noticed and it's really fucking weird lol

  • @carjac820
    @carjac820 Жыл бұрын

    This guy made me realize that getting stranded in places with armed conflict can give you higher chances of survival than the wilderness.

  • @adrammelechthewroth6511

    @adrammelechthewroth6511

    6 ай бұрын

    Such is humanity's weakness as a species. Without our intelligence and tools, we are nothing.

  • @ali-haider5788

    @ali-haider5788

    Ай бұрын

    ​@adrammelechthewroth6511 That what make us different from other species Humans are smart and adopting Those tools we use count for us

  • @ali-haider5788

    @ali-haider5788

    Ай бұрын

    ​@adrammelechthewroth6511 That what make us different from other species Humans are smart and adopting Those tools we use count for us

  • @kaiapparent2653
    @kaiapparent2653 Жыл бұрын

    i went on a tour of the komodo islands, it’s very cool actually. the dive sites are the reason i went but seeing the incredible ancient creatures is genuinely one of the coolest experiences i’ve ever had.

  • @adrammelechthewroth6511

    @adrammelechthewroth6511

    6 ай бұрын

    Komodo dragons are so badass.

  • @kaiapparent2653

    @kaiapparent2653

    6 ай бұрын

    @@adrammelechthewroth6511 they surely are!

  • @anthophila_

    @anthophila_

    Ай бұрын

    @@adrammelechthewroth6511 komodo dragons would BEAT my ass.

  • @thepubknight6144

    @thepubknight6144

    26 күн бұрын

    Any animal that lived through the Jurassic era definitely is

  • @AryaLynch
    @AryaLynch2 жыл бұрын

    "The only thing your family will have left to bury are memories" That was disturbingly poetic.

  • @deelakasirdeeedwards7945

    @deelakasirdeeedwards7945

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right lol

  • @CommanderNixon

    @CommanderNixon

    2 жыл бұрын

    idk how this dude keeps coming up with these

  • @travisglatthar2488

    @travisglatthar2488

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why you ruined me more

  • @cohensmith6100

    @cohensmith6100

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@travisglatthar2488 ? Wdyem

  • @moderndayphilosopher9782

    @moderndayphilosopher9782

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey, I knew you from One Piece chapter reaction lol

  • @zero69kage
    @zero69kage2 жыл бұрын

    "Hyenas never get tired" which means that their depiction in the game Conan Exiles was accurate. As they will just keep chasing you unless you jump off a cliff or climb up one. And sometimes they'll still find a way to get to you.

  • @dharmeshmistry342

    @dharmeshmistry342

    2 жыл бұрын

    They chase you really far, but they do actually go back to their spawn in the game.

  • @unifiedhorizons2663

    @unifiedhorizons2663

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cannon they chase you so I often try find other animals to eat them when I was early in game

  • @chukyuniqul

    @chukyuniqul

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think that's just serendipity. Hyenas aren't the only persistent buggers in that game, no?

  • @TheTaxMan-bj9zm

    @TheTaxMan-bj9zm

    2 жыл бұрын

    Too real 😂😂

  • @Alexander-lv2xq

    @Alexander-lv2xq

    2 жыл бұрын

    Couldnt agree more

  • @baffledbumblebee
    @baffledbumblebee8 ай бұрын

    "Subscribe or I'll assume you have worms" is the most hilarious and threatening 'please subscribe' request I've ever heard of. 😂 Love your work. Keep it up 😊

  • @nordstudios5068
    @nordstudios5068 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, who needs horror movies when this guy has a KZread channel? The shining has nothing compared to the horror. This guy explains to you in a daily basis, in the most monotone and chill way possible.

  • @adrammelechthewroth6511

    @adrammelechthewroth6511

    6 ай бұрын

    And it's all real. That's the best part.

  • @ryanthompson1244
    @ryanthompson12442 жыл бұрын

    This man knows more synonyms for "will kill you" than anyone else on youtube.

  • @kenik2023

    @kenik2023

    2 жыл бұрын

    I've adopted "Ending your life subscription" as a personal favorite...

  • @fillequixote

    @fillequixote

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not be an asshat, but they’re metaphor (sometimes ppl wanna know these things)

  • @idontwannaidontwanna7307

    @idontwannaidontwanna7307

    2 жыл бұрын

    Being "removed from the census" is my new go-to. 🤣

  • @shade7033

    @shade7033

    2 жыл бұрын

    "having your soul divorced from your body" has been a preferred one for me

  • @cloverthefrog

    @cloverthefrog

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@fillequixote bestie, ryan thompson didn't say "simile" they said "synonym" a synonym is a word for a word or phrase that is similar to or has the same meaning as another word for example, kill is a synonym for murder

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman3262 жыл бұрын

    “If a clan of Hyenas is your series finale then the only thing your family will have left to bury is memories.” - Casual Geograpic

  • @avi9147

    @avi9147

    2 жыл бұрын

    He just so casually says that, not even phased

  • @raggedymuffinz

    @raggedymuffinz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Such a fucking raw line, made me do a double take IRL, jfc

  • @phoebusapollo8365

    @phoebusapollo8365

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@avi9147 his username checks out

  • @cjvaye99

    @cjvaye99

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hate hyenas. They were complicit in Scar's rule of terror. Simba got screwed man. Simba screwed Simba no I'm not buying that not one bit

  • @ripleomittsandranchero.4738

    @ripleomittsandranchero.4738

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love hyenas their my fave animal.. 🥲 (Honestly I only like em because of adopt me LOL-)

  • @nunyabiness417
    @nunyabiness417 Жыл бұрын

    This man is going places in life! He has a unique niche and is killing it! Love your videos!

  • @7deepbreaths.sounds
    @7deepbreaths.sounds Жыл бұрын

    Can we all agree that this channel is a stroke of educational, entertainment and social media genius? That clip with the hyena goin for the "family jewels" was .... (whew!) ... well .... sobering.

  • @JustSmileyFace...

    @JustSmileyFace...

    8 ай бұрын

    Well, he ain't lying when he said every male will feel that and oh my I did cover my bumbersack like how racoons hold their food when that footage shows up

  • @kneelingfish437

    @kneelingfish437

    5 ай бұрын

    I ain't even a dude and that made me feel something

  • @ShigekiHizashi
    @ShigekiHizashi2 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact about the blue ring octopus when handling it, if the rings aren't vibrant, it's not feeling overly threatened. One those rings are bright, you'd better leave them alone cause that's the only warning you've got before they bite

  • @giyuken7216

    @giyuken7216

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why would you handle a blue ring octopus

  • @aeiztaloraezi7687

    @aeiztaloraezi7687

    2 жыл бұрын

    Marine biology usually (source: aspiring marine bio student)

  • @axorandom

    @axorandom

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@giyuken7216 why not

  • @aurora3661

    @aurora3661

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@axorandom well if you have a death wish

  • @LilJ3090

    @LilJ3090

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aeiztaloraezi7687 you can study them without being suicidal We can study the most brute force homicidal animals on the planet But we really about to do the opposite with one of the most venomous creatures on the planet that can kill you without mauling you Cut the shit

  • @SaintBigfoot
    @SaintBigfoot2 жыл бұрын

    The Sloth Bear’s floppy face somehow makes it even creepier.

  • @Fanimati0n

    @Fanimati0n

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sloth bears look like fursuits.

  • @toxicbread1032

    @toxicbread1032

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly.

  • @ivythealiencat

    @ivythealiencat

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Fanimati0n 😭 oh come on now maybe some crusty one made by a 12 yr old in the 90s

  • @the_screaming_cherry3678

    @the_screaming_cherry3678

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is Baloo The Bear if he was in Friday The 13th

  • @EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm

    @EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm

    2 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me a little of the Blood-starved Beast from Bloodborne.

  • @trevorday7923
    @trevorday792311 ай бұрын

    That first photo of the Cape Buffalo just says "I see you, I hate you for no good reason and I'm about to Riverdance on your crushed, twitching corpse"

  • @insuchaway

    @insuchaway

    3 ай бұрын

    A Cape Buffalo Liam Neeson on the phone says =

  • @marshmallowallen5677
    @marshmallowallen56772 жыл бұрын

    “What could possibly be worse than that? Well…” *Barbie ad plays* Beautiful timing lol

  • @dltr4730

    @dltr4730

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Killer Girl In a killers world Life Is torture There's no future

  • @HolyHunterOfGold

    @HolyHunterOfGold

    2 жыл бұрын

    He ain’t wrong

  • @HolyHunterOfGold

    @HolyHunterOfGold

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dltr4730 come on torture Let me die Nom nom nom no Come on torture Let me die Mmmmm Mmmmm

  • @matonasesino4153

    @matonasesino4153

    2 жыл бұрын

    What could possibly be worse than that??? Listening to them laugh at you before they rip you apart.

  • @coocooformycocoapuffs3235

    @coocooformycocoapuffs3235

    2 жыл бұрын

    I got Ashley home store 😂

  • @MadisonHarvill
    @MadisonHarvill2 жыл бұрын

    African Wild Dogs have an interesting hunting technique. So while the whole pack is chasing the prey, there will be some in the front right up on the animal, while several others hang back. Then when the ones in the front get tired, they will slow down to regain energy, and allow the ones in the back to push forward. It’s awesome.

  • @marioanthony8787

    @marioanthony8787

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah thats incredibly Insidious

  • @ryuzayuki1997

    @ryuzayuki1997

    2 жыл бұрын

    Play smarter, not harder.

  • @tidyen

    @tidyen

    2 жыл бұрын

    Chimps have this hunting technique too, they use this skill to hunt monkeys.

  • @HugoStuff

    @HugoStuff

    2 жыл бұрын

    That is, if the chase goes long enough for them to even get a bit tired.

  • @azuresea7183

    @azuresea7183

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah awesome unless you're the one being chased by african wild dogs.🤪😱🤨🤔🧐

  • @MsM-ld7hh
    @MsM-ld7hh Жыл бұрын

    I’m new here. Only ever watched David Attenborough, I live in London. But omg I love this!!! I love that you haven’t code switched and still got people laughing and learning. I love it here. A whole fan. ❤

  • @KRISTI4N.
    @KRISTI4N. Жыл бұрын

    Giant Petrols "I like ya, and wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. The choice is yours."

  • @Lechgang
    @Lechgang2 жыл бұрын

    Someone hire this man for a documentary, I guarantee you, as traumatizing as it might be, I'd definitely flash back to 1st grade where I was excited to learn about animals.

  • @DirectorOfChaos9292

    @DirectorOfChaos9292

    2 жыл бұрын

    I doubt they'd let him do his jokes

  • @chuckaddison5134

    @chuckaddison5134

    2 жыл бұрын

    His commentary makes his the only animal channel I've subscribed to.

  • @tylerherrod3454

    @tylerherrod3454

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its like Snoop Dogg reacts to Nat. Geo. meets David Attenbourgh.

  • @49giants3

    @49giants3

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now if you get the blue check , we gotta see you crip walk like a deranged coconut spider was chasing you

  • @travisglatthar2488

    @travisglatthar2488

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes bro

  • @saulguardado9007
    @saulguardado90072 жыл бұрын

    Random Angel: "Hey god, don't you think you went a bit overboard this time?" God after creating the ten animals on this list: "No, why?"

  • @Faith-zv8ik

    @Faith-zv8ik

    2 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @terrancenewton1967

    @terrancenewton1967

    2 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @havilavi472

    @havilavi472

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @michaelgaming1991

    @michaelgaming1991

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah bro, it do be like that.

  • @tenacioustigress5325

    @tenacioustigress5325

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @pamelachristie5570
    @pamelachristie557010 ай бұрын

    And, about those cape buffalo - I' was told that once they've marked you for death, they can use their tails to flick urine into your eyes, effectively blinding you before moving in for the kill. I also heard about a hunter who wounded one that turned around and chased the guy up a tree. The tree was very small, though, so the man couldn't go very high and his bare leg (he was wearing shorts) hung down far enough to where the buff could lick it. Their tongues, apparently, are rougher than lions'. The buffalo licked all the skin off the man's leg until he bled to death. They found him still in the tree, with one of his legs reduced to sheer bone.

  • @TheBrie2fly
    @TheBrie2fly Жыл бұрын

    Love your delivery + content. Learning made differently refreshing. Info. Humor & the delivery is a great mix. Especially for my Junior High students with discussion after the video. Thanks. It is keeping them engaged. Much more interested in the animal world. Ideas of Conservation is where the conversation ends.

  • @tigris115
    @tigris1152 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: Cape buffalo tend to not die even if u shoot them vitally with an elephant rifle. They get a ridiculous burst of adrenaline after being shot so it's basically like dealing with a 1 ton methhead.

  • @MrFinster53

    @MrFinster53

    2 жыл бұрын

    lmfao thats terrifying

  • @jasongibson1225

    @jasongibson1225

    2 жыл бұрын

    He gonna hit you to an instant overdose all the way up to heaven

  • @thehelmethead4883

    @thehelmethead4883

    2 жыл бұрын

    There used to be a specialty gun for cape buffalo called a 4 bore. Essentially a smoothbore rifle; that was comparable to a 4 gauge shotgun, that shot a projectile the size of a steel ball bearing.

  • @Veladus

    @Veladus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Really glad to see the murdercow get the recognition it deserves. All you ever hear about is goddamn hippos. There's a reason hippos aren't a part of the big 5. For a big game hunter, a hippo is only really good for being bait to catch a lion or leopard. Hippos are cowards against anything that can actually fight back. Cape buffalo don't care, they'll fuckin' fight you. They'll attack anything from armored trucks to elephants. They don't tend to win these fights, but it doesn't matter. They're hateful enough to pick fights they can't win just because fuck you. Australia thinks they have scary wildlife. LOL. Africa has COWS that are one of the most dangerous animals on the planet.

  • @gabrielbell4867

    @gabrielbell4867

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thehelmethead4883 a 4 bore isn't necessarily a speciality for cape buffalo, it was also fairly commonly used for wildfowling in the UK.

  • @christianstorms3950
    @christianstorms39502 жыл бұрын

    "Anything that tries this hard to be seen is probaply more toxic than the future. This goes for Octopus and People." You really have a way with words, this statement is spot on.

  • @yoshijb9428

    @yoshijb9428

    2 жыл бұрын

    And Future! He's mentioning the artist Future. Just saying

  • @jollyomeatLA

    @jollyomeatLA

    2 жыл бұрын

    The rapper future not"the future"

  • @2CanSam1000

    @2CanSam1000

    2 жыл бұрын

    No hes talking about "Future" in the future

  • @jamesv6990

    @jamesv6990

    2 жыл бұрын

    he's talking about Future

  • @dannyguz1258

    @dannyguz1258

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@2CanSam1000 no he's talking about the future tense

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Жыл бұрын

    The sloth bear is smaller and therefore potential prey for the strong and dangerous animals around it, and because of that, it compensates by being extremely aggressive and using hyperviolence to keep itself safe? Sounds like every Joe Pesci character

  • @code-52
    @code-52 Жыл бұрын

    "Lizzard Liam Neison". 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 You content is enlightening. Your voice is soothing and yet common. Your humor is stellar. ❤❤❤

  • @bentheboss3734
    @bentheboss3734 Жыл бұрын

    "if you actually enjoyed this video first of all you're a psychopath but also give me money" this man understands business

  • @Baddknewz

    @Baddknewz

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @10151957june

    @10151957june

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm a psychopath! lol

  • @InnocentSweetie123

    @InnocentSweetie123

    Жыл бұрын

    This video deeply disturbed me…

  • @hafirenggayuda

    @hafirenggayuda

    Жыл бұрын

    Honesty is good for long term business

  • @Speariture

    @Speariture

    Жыл бұрын

    He aint wrong lmao 😭💀

  • @kriston868
    @kriston8682 жыл бұрын

    Not only do you start bleeding after the Komodo dragons bite, another plus is that as you run away dripping with blood, it smells it to find you after you've slowed down from the bacteria in your system. Literally you can't run or hide after a bite.

  • @sluttymctits4496

    @sluttymctits4496

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'll always remember that old footage (some of it shown in this video) where the Komodo dragon bites the water buffalo (?) and tracks it while it waits to die. How awful would it be to have this gaping, festering wound in your leg and have a couple of dragons just following you around for days and days on end, constantly pestering and taunting you, keeping their distance but occasionally nipping at your heels like "Haha sucka, you gonna die!" while you're just trying to walk away and live another day?

  • @thebeyonder4146

    @thebeyonder4146

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sluttymctits4496 ya komodo dragons as casual geographic said r deathly underrated I'd rather get put out by a shark over them aleast that sht can take 1 to 30 seconds unlike with them that will follow you for days on end constantly looming over you as stress and fear eats at ur sanity

  • @lukky6648

    @lukky6648

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thebeyonder4146 i'd rather be done with a gunshot to the head or death from high fall than dying by ANY animal period

  • @LuXLuvsU

    @LuXLuvsU

    2 жыл бұрын

    The reason ive always been scared if them, like when one came near the glass in the zoo i was kinda scared. Just a small layer of gladd between me and that demon.

  • @alexheld7453

    @alexheld7453

    2 жыл бұрын

    So all komodo dragons are crazy exes. Good tuh know

  • @lavanderr_menace
    @lavanderr_menace7 ай бұрын

    As a South African who grew up spending time in nature and on school trips and going on safari holidays and just grew up awarebof the native wildlife... My biggest irrational fear isnt getting stuck in the bush with a lion. Its getting stuck in the bush with hyenas or wild dogs. Because you arent getting out of that situation.

  • @Panthera5573
    @Panthera55733 ай бұрын

    I've never laughed so much before. Your funny yet morbid comments throughout the killer list are killing me 😂

  • @dustingaethje1332
    @dustingaethje13322 жыл бұрын

    "If you have a pulse, they'll find a reason to hate you" So hippos are basically Karens 🤣👌

  • @LunarEleven

    @LunarEleven

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad he put hippos so high on the list. I hate them, they make my sleep paralysis demons seem fking precious. I don't know why people think they are a cutesy harmless animal.

  • @deplorabledegenerate2630

    @deplorabledegenerate2630

    2 жыл бұрын

    Weigh slightly less than the average Karen tho

  • @ottofilms6488

    @ottofilms6488

    2 жыл бұрын

    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

  • @legion999

    @legion999

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hippos have the power to back it up

  • @marvingonzalez8586

    @marvingonzalez8586

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha you said Karen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so original

  • @somedandy7694
    @somedandy76942 жыл бұрын

    Simba: "But dad, don't we eat the antelope?" Mufasa: "Yes, son; but we get gored by cave-buffalo, out-numbered/run/bit by hyenas, mauled by honey-badgers and don't even get me started on the hippopotamus"

  • @priscillajimenez27

    @priscillajimenez27

    2 жыл бұрын

    And so we are all connected in the great circle of life

  • @MarvelSnapAddicted

    @MarvelSnapAddicted

    2 жыл бұрын

    Eveeybody dies from the Badger even the immortal Thaipan

  • @zsu-23-4shilka2

    @zsu-23-4shilka2

    2 жыл бұрын

    No one: Honey badgers: *_”NI-“_*

  • @lyravain6304

    @lyravain6304

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well... there's always the gnu. So that's something. Right?

  • @skillrob1000

    @skillrob1000

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Cape" not "Cave". Funny comment though I can totally here Mufasa saying that

  • @nate24raw73
    @nate24raw736 ай бұрын

    0:52- I can Not stop laughing threw this whole video, I'm still stuck on when you said "can run more then your mental health can handle"😆🙌🏼🤣👍🏼 That was some Funny ass s*** right their man 🤙🏼😆👏🏼🤣🙌🏼

  • @jasonventura449
    @jasonventura449 Жыл бұрын

    The video of the lady holding the octopus was by far the wildest thing in this.

  • @hellxapo5740
    @hellxapo57402 жыл бұрын

    As a person who has never been in contact with hippos, I find your advices extremely helpful as I fear the chills might hit me when I see one.

  • @sriracha_sauce

    @sriracha_sauce

    2 жыл бұрын

    I misread that and missed the word "the" before chills and thought you meant the funny countdown voice guy would come for you and my reaction was "understandable, have a nice day"

  • @Defender78

    @Defender78

    2 жыл бұрын

    Basically there will be lots of biting and chomping going on

  • @michaeldavid6832

    @michaeldavid6832

    2 жыл бұрын

    Chills? When I see one, they'll be in my rearview before my visual cortex can identify it. I've seen too much about those fat grey terminators with an underbite and the worst attitude in the animal kingdom.

  • @Abandoned_account534

    @Abandoned_account534

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sriracha_sauce NUMBER 15: BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

  • @Vex331

    @Vex331

    2 жыл бұрын

    If a hippo comes after me he just gonna have to catch these hands.

  • @Adventurer-Rikth
    @Adventurer-Rikth Жыл бұрын

    My uncle is a vet that worked in tiger reserves all across India, he said that every time a tiger was found gravely injured and needed a stitching up. It was nearly always bears. He is right, sloth bears do attack unprovoked and tigers being the very confident animals that they are often venture too close to these bears and get caught off guard often.

  • @tj4647

    @tj4647

    Жыл бұрын

    my sisters brother is a prodigy biologist and he said this isn't true.

  • @user-ch8pv7vm7b

    @user-ch8pv7vm7b

    Жыл бұрын

    Led me to think

  • @joshuavaldivieso55

    @joshuavaldivieso55

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tj4647 lmfao no one cares what your brother said

  • @brennanpawlak3251

    @brennanpawlak3251

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounds more like caught lacking

  • @EmpressOfExile206

    @EmpressOfExile206

    Жыл бұрын

    I remember the huge story made when a mother accidentally dropped her toddler in the African Wild Dog exhibit at a zoo‼️ Everyone was helpless to watch as the whole pack twax-feasted him from the moment he hit the ground till the staff got there 10-15min later 🤕🥩🐕🐕

  • @kevinflick61
    @kevinflick619 ай бұрын

    I love your unique approach as you share facts that people need to be aware of.

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis Жыл бұрын

    Animals doing Mortal Kombat finishers on each other is a wild subgenre.

  • @mickyarams
    @mickyarams Жыл бұрын

    I have learnt more from this guy than any wildlife series. Love his unique style of narrating.

  • @5UCK4
    @5UCK4 Жыл бұрын

    This video is really affirming my belief that I should keep myself out the damn water

  • @yingtyson4493

    @yingtyson4493

    Жыл бұрын

    Same. If I played Subnautica in real life, I would most likely go insane and die of the bacteria instead of setting one toe past 200 meters.

  • @meb777

    @meb777

    Жыл бұрын

    I stay out of water that I can't see through or purify.

  • @jamescrawley7993

    @jamescrawley7993

    Жыл бұрын

    Smart Move!!

  • @albertodeulofeu5277

    @albertodeulofeu5277

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s worth the risk. I’ve been swimming in the ocean, usually at sunset or at night, for 20 years. It gives u something that’s hard to explain.

  • @Speariture

    @Speariture

    Жыл бұрын

    The beach is where I will stay....no more boats and subs

  • @averageknifeenjoyer3108
    @averageknifeenjoyer31082 жыл бұрын

    This guy needs to voice a nat geo documentary, I’d literally pay to watch it

  • @soysprouts

    @soysprouts

    2 жыл бұрын

    NATGEO HIRE HIM

  • @mycookiehasnoname

    @mycookiehasnoname

    2 жыл бұрын

    *cough* he has a patreon if you wanna show him support *cough*

  • @MrGamelover23

    @MrGamelover23

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine David Attenborough talking like him. That would either be amazing or amazingly cringe.

  • @blacksheep572

    @blacksheep572

    2 жыл бұрын

    Better than Morgan Freeman 🤔 Like Morgan Freeman, but funny (?) The words are all here, just not sure about the order...

  • @xxtigersharkxx0203
    @xxtigersharkxx02036 ай бұрын

    For anyone wondering what the Music is called, it’s called Space 1990 by Kevin Macleod.

  • @crystalfire7x

    @crystalfire7x

    6 ай бұрын

    Thanks a lot

  • @Winnieistired
    @Winnieistired9 ай бұрын

    I would love this guys as my history teacher. He has a sense of humor but seriousness in his statements.

  • @papaelf420
    @papaelf4202 жыл бұрын

    My toxic trait is thinking I could survive animal encounters in the wild & I most definitely need a video like this to humble me.

  • @vehicular-manslaughter

    @vehicular-manslaughter

    Жыл бұрын

    You never know how weak humans are till you see something MUUUUUUUCH stronger

  • @simplyrohith2163

    @simplyrohith2163

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@vehicular-manslaughter humans aren't weak dummy, we are the top of food chain.

  • @suitedtomato1106

    @suitedtomato1106

    Жыл бұрын

    @@simplyrohith2163 We are pretty weak, us humans don't have much bite force and muscle strength. We are actually fit, wich means that we have more stamina, this is because of an ability called sweating. Sweating cools us off whilst running, because of that we can last longer running. Humans are very smart, spears and fire made us one of the most dangerous species alive of course. We're also omnivores, so when we couldn't find prey we would just eat fruits. Those are the reasons that we are on the top of the food chain, so even if we were weak, we still overcame every obstacle.

  • @kingghidorah8106

    @kingghidorah8106

    Жыл бұрын

    @@simplyrohith2163 a 16kg doberman can kill a 60kg UFC fighter; humans aren't as agile nor have the same power to weight ratio as other animals

  • @simplyrohith2163

    @simplyrohith2163

    Жыл бұрын

    @@suitedtomato1106 trust me I know more about humans and animals than you guess. You don't need bite force, 3inch dik to feel dominant. Pair of thumbs, eq of 7, Exceptional senses, that's it

  • @Ujuani68
    @Ujuani682 жыл бұрын

    10:55: In the old days, my Inuit ancestors always said:" The nanoq (polar bear) can hear your thoughts." That is because they sometimes stalked humans, who were out on the ice in winter, catching seals. And they would stalk for DAYS! I have a book, where old folks tell about polar bear encounters. In one story, a bear broke into an Inuit HOUSE, while the family was inside! Luckily, the dad shot the bear. In another one, a man in a kayak saw a polar bear using its enormous paw to keel over another kayak, and eating the man, who tried to hunt it! They were three men, but only two came home...

  • @_Eternos

    @_Eternos

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah that is full of contingency errors tf u mean old days? what time period was that?

  • @oddydraws4807

    @oddydraws4807

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@_Eternos I searched it up and the last time they hunted polar bears were Literally this year, they still hunt them so the old days literally could be talking about they're childhood, plus polar bear attacks are now more common.

  • @starwizzyy

    @starwizzyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@_Eternos i'm pretty sure that part is about what the ancestors said...you could chill

  • @dehartfamily3091

    @dehartfamily3091

    2 жыл бұрын

    These stories would make for great and terrifying reading! Polar Bears just seem like they have no 😨 fear.

  • @zerophantomyt433

    @zerophantomyt433

    2 жыл бұрын

    I fucking hate polar bears. I don't even feel bad for those bastards.

  • @xxiSHTAr9000x
    @xxiSHTAr9000x4 ай бұрын

    Simple Buffalo Proverb: “It eats grass, and kicks ass”

  • @IdleLancer
    @IdleLancer7 ай бұрын

    I Love these videos! Your deadpan delivery and original terms for ways animals will kill you can always calm and relax me after seeing the insanity going on in my country. I also love learning things about wildlife and nature. I haven't watched any of your "If you haven'y smiled yet today" videos, as I have been saving them for when needed. Tonight I will watch the first one... It's been that kind of day. Please keep up your impeccible work and vidoes!

  • @nicholashurst5997
    @nicholashurst59972 жыл бұрын

    In my first aid class, the instructor told us about a guy who had been bitten by a blue ringed octopus. That neurotoxin paralyses you completely, but you're still completely conscious of everything going on around you. He said he remembers the two people performing CPR on him considering giving up on him because they didn't understand the details of the venom and how it works/what it does. They didn't know he wasn't dead.

  • @horse14t

    @horse14t

    2 жыл бұрын

    That is absolutely terrifying!

  • @shutupiehole12

    @shutupiehole12

    2 жыл бұрын

    There is no antidote for tetrodotoxin, so how was he alive to give his account of that situation?

  • @heron143

    @heron143

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shutupiehole12 he lying

  • @zacharykenniston748

    @zacharykenniston748

    2 жыл бұрын

    Natures only goal is to inflict maximum pain. Animals are strong physically almost indestructible… but they are evil and only care about depravity… humans are smart but we are pathetic. We are powerless maggots that sadly are the one who was the ability for compassion… shows that creation feeds of our agony… nature is a parasite. It deserves to be destroyed

  • @_Eternos

    @_Eternos

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Me-yq1fl i can run for like 7 minutes before collapsing from exhaustion where yo proof?

  • @OceanBlvd5SOS
    @OceanBlvd5SOS2 жыл бұрын

    The way that the hippo's mouth can open to like a 150 degree angle is absolutely terrifying. Nature is really scary when you stop and think about it lol

  • @lukky6648

    @lukky6648

    2 жыл бұрын

    Seriously , few animals such as dog and cats are intelligent enough to actually "Care" at all , others are just pure evil and hunt with no remorse

  • @Profeshinal

    @Profeshinal

    2 жыл бұрын

    90 degrees is a bit of an understatement that looked like almost 180 degrees

  • @minecrafteric2756

    @minecrafteric2756

    2 жыл бұрын

    90? That’s a whole 160

  • @ultimate_amature5276

    @ultimate_amature5276

    2 жыл бұрын

    A gape of up to 150 degrees.

  • @cc1k435

    @cc1k435

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lukky6648 People get like that too, when they have to hustle all day to get by. It's exhausting and removes a lot of energy they might use otherwise on feelings. You can see it in kids living in tough parts of a city, and also in high pressure corporate jobs. Just a thought.

  • @wckvn
    @wckvn Жыл бұрын

    You’re channel is awesome and very inspiring! I just spent 3 hours watching your videos… Spent and not waisted! Enjoying every single video.

  • @samuelcarstens7358
    @samuelcarstens73589 ай бұрын

    dude thank you for your content. the way you word things is absolutely amazing!! Thank you!!

  • @Artistgirl254
    @Artistgirl2542 жыл бұрын

    It'll honestly never cease to amaze me how we as humans were surrounded with all these animals and some how survived and now we're learning about them online, or seeing them in zoos. That's wild to me honestly. Like we have the tools/weapons to "fight" or "contain" these animals but without that there's really no competition

  • @dendrien

    @dendrien

    2 жыл бұрын

    The exact reason why. We’re physically weak nor durable, but we got thumbs and creative af also determined to snuff out anything that is a threat to us.

  • @-DA-ONE-

    @-DA-ONE-

    2 жыл бұрын

    @ChuckyXII yup like damn we were fighting cave lion cave bears , dire hyena and damn Mammoth

  • @Natatattatification

    @Natatattatification

    2 жыл бұрын

    Humans don’t have a physical advantage, but we do have an intellectual one. Our brains are our biggest asset

  • @crash4267

    @crash4267

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's what a 50. Cal was made for

  • @UncleAsmos2005

    @UncleAsmos2005

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@crash4267 Without a weapon, what would you do then?

  • @MrJay_White
    @MrJay_White2 жыл бұрын

    one thing to mention is that the way primordial humans hunt is the same as those hyenas. just slower. just imagine half a dozen humans with pointy sticks walking, not running, after you for days. except if they feel impatient, in which case you need to remember, a "marathon" is human recreation. and they didnt sleep. they just walked after the prey for days until it was too exausted to even stand, and would just lay there waiting to get its ticket punched by pointy sticks.

  • @kore5080

    @kore5080

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why zombies are scary....

  • @MrJay_White

    @MrJay_White

    2 жыл бұрын

    @person person you are a demonic skeleton piloting a meat mech suit.

  • @oreosaregood8633

    @oreosaregood8633

    2 жыл бұрын

    You know if animals could watch this video, humans should be on it. Because even people kill there food before eating it, they keep it in captivity in really poor conditions for it's entire life basically torturing it (well some people) and sometimes don't even eat it, not to mention how well some people can track the animals they are hunting if a "human" has even found a footprint of that animal... its toast

  • @lucyandecember2843

    @lucyandecember2843

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@oreosaregood8633 some people even eat animals alive. We as a species are a nightmare to everyone else T-T

  • @flamepelt3092

    @flamepelt3092

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lucyandecember2843 there's a restaurant that serves live fish

  • @michellevanguilder6808
    @michellevanguilder68088 ай бұрын

    This is my first time viewing one of your videos, instantly hooked. Very knowledgeable, great personality, cute. But the best part, the very unique way you tell the story. I would love to hear you narrative horror. Great voice!

  • @SamuTheFrog
    @SamuTheFrog Жыл бұрын

    Like how clear and concise your videos are. Solid, keep it up bro

  • @Lieutenant_Dude
    @Lieutenant_Dude2 жыл бұрын

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate the mad lad picking up the Komodo dragon and giving it a big ol hug. I will say as an aside, monitor lizards are wildly smart, and with proper rewarding interactions some species can become quite tame and even affectionate with humans. If you put in the work, some species make wonderful companions.

  • @tvbnine793

    @tvbnine793

    2 жыл бұрын

    My dude I fucking love monitor lizards. And I find Komodo dragons to be cute with their beady eyes and stubby legs fight me

  • @vcp009

    @vcp009

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pls no. :)

  • @bobbyjohnson4730

    @bobbyjohnson4730

    2 жыл бұрын

    16:18

  • @sendmorerum8241

    @sendmorerum8241

    2 жыл бұрын

    Their brain is as big as a German Shepherd's; so they are intelligent and laid back enough to be tame and trainable.

  • @ZijnShayatanica

    @ZijnShayatanica

    2 жыл бұрын

    For my very first presentation in school, I chose Komodo Dragons & made a big diorama. Some girl called them gross & I kicked her. Not my proudest moment, but... Also not my absolute worst moment. 😆🤣

  • @theprofessionalamateur3090
    @theprofessionalamateur30902 жыл бұрын

    *_"A gang of Flying Booty Bandits"_* That description alone is enough to make you sleep with one eye open.

  • @zadtheinhaler

    @zadtheinhaler

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's a great band name, though I don't know what genre of music they'd play.

  • @gildedvulture7965

    @gildedvulture7965

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zadtheinhaler Probably dubstep

  • @havilavi472

    @havilavi472

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly 😂

  • @prestigev6131

    @prestigev6131

    2 жыл бұрын

    Petrols be like: “I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours”

  • @michaeldavid6832

    @michaeldavid6832

    2 жыл бұрын

    ... so you can make sure your brown eye stay's closed.

  • @kovertjesus239
    @kovertjesus2395 ай бұрын

    Love your videos man! The way you break things down and your overall attitude allow you to convey educational information and interesting tidbits in a way that not only holds your attention but is WILDLY entertaining! Thanks for taking the time to make these videos like and put a smile on some faces. 😂

  • @robertcarter9535
    @robertcarter95356 ай бұрын

    I really love your videos. You’re a combination of humor and facts is extremely enjoyable. Keep up the good work.

  • @culturerot1616
    @culturerot16162 жыл бұрын

    This dude is the future of nature programming. I think he deserves a full production budget.

  • @Alan_Marin

    @Alan_Marin

    2 жыл бұрын

    If I ever make videos on KZread, I would start to talk like him *which right now, I’m too poor to afford*

  • @josiahd4073

    @josiahd4073

    2 жыл бұрын

    And he put Mrs.Kipling first so extra points for that

  • @Thecattheratsandthegliders

    @Thecattheratsandthegliders

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like the little mic though 😂

  • @yoshithesage

    @yoshithesage

    2 жыл бұрын

    Would he go outside to observe these animals? Lol. If he did, he could have a series called Hood Nature: Out in the Hood 😆🙏

  • @shugahhigh3204

    @shugahhigh3204

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stfu kiss ass. Simple edits with decent commentary and you’re gay for the guy. I bet you’re secretly racist too. Jerk.

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints112 жыл бұрын

    The "moose steppin on nutsack" statement really got to me because I've recently been researching Alaskan wildlife for a Fallout campaign I'm building and this, naturally, led me to the moose, and I've been learning about moose (among other animals) and I now know how terrifying they are!

  • @Sinlessdoor

    @Sinlessdoor

    2 жыл бұрын

    How is it going?

  • @Sinlessdoor

    @Sinlessdoor

    2 жыл бұрын

    The campaign I mean

  • @blahorgaslisk7763

    @blahorgaslisk7763

    2 жыл бұрын

    You may think you now how terrifying they are, but the moment you're up close and personal you will understand it. Thing is they are huge. Yes. yes I know you've read that already and seen the videos. But being physically close to one really brings it home. You are not at the apex when a moose is staring you down from a few feet. Even if you have a gun you will know you are not the one in control of this situation, and if your weapon of choice is a camera you will probably forget about it the moment you realize just how insignificant you are to this wall of muscles that is staring at you while deciding if you are better of as a smear on the ground or if it has something better to do with it's time... So moose are best viewed from a distance, and then they can be appreciated for what they are, but you do not get the full experience...

  • @antiquereality3168

    @antiquereality3168

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you using the new Fallout TTRPG book for the campaign?

  • @WreckinPoints11

    @WreckinPoints11

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Sinlessdoor campaign hasn’t started, I’m still working on the setting

  • @kickinsmurfs423
    @kickinsmurfs423 Жыл бұрын

    Yo, I love how you describe each encounter! ❤️🤣 It's always a pleasure to watch your videos, and thank you! 😊

  • @o_o-037
    @o_o-0372 жыл бұрын

    *"Serial Killers on Duracell".* Is my new favourite quote.

  • @jamallabarge2665

    @jamallabarge2665

    2 жыл бұрын

    What's amazing is that he never stops coming up with new ones. This guy is a fountain of new images and phrases.

  • @D_A_R_Y_L_

    @D_A_R_Y_L_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jamallabarge2665 He is the human metaphor...Him and the walking Thesaurus would make a great team

  • @blue_kitty_3333
    @blue_kitty_33332 жыл бұрын

    “Top tiers like lions” My man watches Tierzoo. Mad respect

  • @tessabakker662

    @tessabakker662

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wondering if they'd ever do a collab. Vastly different vibes between the two of em, but the same knowledge of how absolutely disrespectful mother nature is

  • @stoelun1399

    @stoelun1399

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yooooooo

  • @SofosProject

    @SofosProject

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tessabakker662 They did do a collab. There's a video from 5 months ago about sloths.

  • @noneofyourbusiness4294

    @noneofyourbusiness4294

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Echo_72_ well, the phrase "game of life" has been around for centuries. TierZoo just is the first to actually put it into numbers, and it's great!

  • @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lion wins

  • @jillthompson1248
    @jillthompson1248Ай бұрын

    I just love your content and the way you present it please keep making these they really are great. Thank you

  • @danielterra4773
    @danielterra477311 ай бұрын

    You're the best, man. I'd trade all the ours I spent watching filler documentaries on TV for your videos. None of that old bs had me prepared for the gruesome reality of nature as your videos do.

  • @fmart3617
    @fmart36172 жыл бұрын

    I feel like David Attenburg and snoop dog both trained this young fella in the fine art of verbal linguistics. Well done.

  • @mandymoore5774

    @mandymoore5774

    2 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t realize Snoop Dogg actually had this extensive a vocabulary.

  • @palamecianrider7385

    @palamecianrider7385

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can listen to this guy narrating every historical/nature documentary for days

  • @schechter01

    @schechter01

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Attenborough. Other than that, your comment is right on.

  • @vivianv4532

    @vivianv4532

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Fmart Why doesn’t this have more recognition?

  • @HVYContent

    @HVYContent

    2 жыл бұрын

    Vivian V because he picked a random rapper and not a lyricist like Nas or Em

  • @thenamesniva5193
    @thenamesniva51932 жыл бұрын

    I can’t wait so see how CG makes me reluctant to sleep at night this time!

  • @quosmium7410

    @quosmium7410

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mndiaye is very good at keeping you awake

  • @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    2 жыл бұрын

    His videos are good and satisfying i fall asleep to them lol

  • @H0SANNA

    @H0SANNA

    2 жыл бұрын

    28 STAB WOUNDS

  • @ejnova7215

    @ejnova7215

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love how he said we should drink water at the end when earlier he said u can get worms from that

  • @backbone93

    @backbone93

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pusboi I watch this right now while falling asleep cuz this is less cruel than whats going on

  • @charliemurphy9022
    @charliemurphy9022 Жыл бұрын

    Dude your style is like none other!!! Never heard anyone as unique as you bro!!! Kickass

  • @kevinbuja8105
    @kevinbuja81059 ай бұрын

    I just found your channel and I love it. You do a great job. I have to say, that I watch more channels like yours, than movies. Thanks a lot.

  • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
    @paradoxtatorstudios9681 Жыл бұрын

    one of my worst fears is being dismembered and eaten alive, and still being conscious through it all there's something extreme about knowing different pieces of you ending up in multiple stomachs as you fade away that just terrifies the living daylights out of me--

  • @amandaelkins4223

    @amandaelkins4223

    Жыл бұрын

    Same same same 😩😩😩 I thought my worst fear was drowning but drowning doesn't include PAIN-

  • @Aderin.

    @Aderin.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@amandaelkins4223 same, my fear is drowning too. I hate how it goes through your nose and egghhhh

  • @margaretblackford5418

    @margaretblackford5418

    Жыл бұрын

    My worst fear is being paralyzed and slowly knowing your going to die and there’s nothing you can do about it

  • @estefaniavillamil1567

    @estefaniavillamil1567

    Жыл бұрын

    Not just multiple stomachs but also multiple shits

  • @thecat658

    @thecat658

    Жыл бұрын

    @@amandaelkins4223 drowning CAN hurt, that is if your eyes are open in salt water. It will taste horrible. Unless you like the taste of salt water.. weirdo. It can also if you’re dry drowning. That can and will hurt.

  • @batspidey7611
    @batspidey76112 жыл бұрын

    I’m surprised he didn’t make a video about Komodo dragons. The way they eat you alive is horrifying. 😳

  • @SlothOfTheSea

    @SlothOfTheSea

    2 жыл бұрын

    The largest lizards on earth, and they are venomous. Terrifying.

  • @MilloSpiegel

    @MilloSpiegel

    2 жыл бұрын

    They eat you alive? I thought they have that poisen that is basicly a infection on steroids.

  • @Style_224

    @Style_224

    2 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @Style_224

    @Style_224

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MilloSpiegel they eat you alive and it a creepy fact

  • @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    @OFFICIALLionCountry-ur2qu

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lions and tigers can also eat you alive too

  • @lauxmyth
    @lauxmyth8 ай бұрын

    You are a great wordsmith. Love it.

  • @elizabethtiger1996
    @elizabethtiger199610 ай бұрын

    "Subscribe or I'm just gonna assume you have worms"😂😂❤

  • @kcolejjr
    @kcolejjr2 жыл бұрын

    "’If you actually enjoyed this video.. first of all you’re a psychopath" LMFAO YOU DID ME DIRTY

  • @nekotempest5157

    @nekotempest5157

    2 жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed this while my legs been parylized..... Its cool but now i need a therapist

  • @kaneshabarnes8930
    @kaneshabarnes89302 жыл бұрын

    "I don't even have an excuse, it just be like that" is going be my excuse for everything

  • @Alan_Marin

    @Alan_Marin

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Me actually getting the right amount of sleep* Teacher: _We already started class, why did you come late?!_ Me: _I don’t have an excuse, it just be like that…._

  • @trishslade2020
    @trishslade2020 Жыл бұрын

    I love the unique way u voice ur videos.

  • @Sarena05
    @Sarena052 жыл бұрын

    It’s funny that humans have the same hunting strategy as African wild dogs, run until the prey gets exhausted. We are made to run miles and miles without getting tired.

  • @vinay2004p

    @vinay2004p

    2 жыл бұрын

    But we have evolved from that point my dude , can't even climb stairs.

  • @s.s.haswanthselvan7064

    @s.s.haswanthselvan7064

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vinay2004p lol yeah we used to be two legged hunting machines to people that can't even climb stairs

  • @rin0108_

    @rin0108_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vinay2004p i mean we still could, it's just our way of lifestyle which prevents us. Professional sport athletes for example

  • @quixotica726

    @quixotica726

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yessiree.. persistence hunting

  • @norsia1946

    @norsia1946

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vinay2004p We have not evolved from that point actually. It'll take a lot longer still for that to no longer be a thing for us. its just the average lifestyles people have are absolute garbage. only the people who legit care about their fitness and cardio at this point can do it because they're reconditioned to do it. people being able to run marathons should not be amazing to us, before we got fat and lazy as a species that was EVERY DAY for EVERYONE.

  • @jordanhill3159
    @jordanhill3159 Жыл бұрын

    I love this guys way of language. Such humorous witty quips

  • @number1ratedsalesman1997_

    @number1ratedsalesman1997_

    Жыл бұрын

    we all love it

  • @jesuschristiscallingyou953

    @jesuschristiscallingyou953

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup. He keeps it really fresh and unpredictable! 😄

  • @des9619

    @des9619

    7 ай бұрын

    3:58 That sentence was off the chain!!! And I watched Happy Feet!

  • @luisito6314

    @luisito6314

    4 ай бұрын

    Simpletons

  • @mariasosa5233
    @mariasosa523311 ай бұрын

    I love the way you tell it, thanks friend

  • @Apex_grind562
    @Apex_grind562 Жыл бұрын

    Bro, I love your content!!!

  • @WilliamPenix
    @WilliamPenix2 жыл бұрын

    This channel is so good. I used to be a guide/educator at a zoo facility. I have a Biology and Theatre degree so I was a natural at speaking to the public about animals. (I don't like bragging, but I want my compliment to mean as much as possible). It can be very difficult to educate people about animals. There's a ton of misinformation out there, people's attention spans can be shockingly short. Also, a lot of people want to believe that nature is way nicer/less cruel than it really is, and can become angry when that belief is challenged. This is frustrating because a lot of times the things we need to teach the general public are uncomfortable facts. The point of this is that I'm absolutely stunned at how great this channel is. He makes it look so much easier than it is. He has a very fun and interesting way of presenting the raw reality of nature. I wanted to send this as a private message so I could compliment (Just realized I don't know the gentleman's name) him on his talent, but I'm over 40 and don't know how to do that. LOL. I hope he is able to continue doing this work for a long time, maybe even get a Netflix deal. Great Job, Man!

  • @israelmcclain8097

    @israelmcclain8097

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow 😂

  • @moofey6900

    @moofey6900

    2 жыл бұрын

    Congrats to you wow

  • @MurasakiTsukimaru

    @MurasakiTsukimaru

    2 жыл бұрын

    In the wild, Herbivore means it USUALLY doesn't eat animals. Because every farm kid has seen a horse or cow just fucking nom on a small bird or rodent

  • @sharonwolfe5210

    @sharonwolfe5210

    2 жыл бұрын

    1000% !!! "But, he's so cuuuuttte ...!" Apex preds or "just" cranky bastards--- if you do not respect the capabilities of these creatures, You. WILL. LEARN !!! I'm glad I'm learning at the hands of this Master, and not by fang, claw, nor beak...

  • @ThatGuyTySoFlyy

    @ThatGuyTySoFlyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ignore the rude people. It's a very nice comment especially coming from a animal specialist. I hope you don't let negative people keep you from spreading kindness to others. We all need to hear when we are doing good, as it reinforces our commitment and interest in doing so. Positive reinforcement is FAR more effective and practical than negative renforcement, ask anybody who studies behavioral science and psychology. To the assholes who are gonna say something smart towards this or anyone else; firstly, don't bother because it's your time you're wasting not mine. Also if you want to persuade someone to think or act the way you do then don't be a dick. A wise woman once told me "sugar catches more flies than vinegar, but do we really want to catch flies?" Hope all is well, and you have a wonderful day. I love his videos too, and really hope he sees your comment.

  • @lawrencelimburger9160
    @lawrencelimburger91602 жыл бұрын

    "anything that tries this hard to be seen is probably more toxic than future" Gems of insight! So So fkin true!!

  • @Hromovlad1

    @Hromovlad1

    2 жыл бұрын

    *rainbow of death flashbacks intensify*

  • @luckmandan
    @luckmandan27 күн бұрын

    Omg your videos are amazing!!! I love the way pack so many facts into a fun filled video adventure while resisting a lick in your tootsie pop.

  • @froboscis24
    @froboscis24 Жыл бұрын

    The straight faced delivery is awesome

  • @casbot71
    @casbot712 жыл бұрын

    The Blue Ring octopus doesn't seem _so bad in comparison_ - does it eat you while you're *still alive* … No, it doesn't even eat you. And it won't even hunt you and chase you down. You'll just have to spend some uncomfortable time on a ventilator - and it's not like _those_ are currently in short supply due to high demand … … Oh.

  • @bobbyy2495

    @bobbyy2495

    2 жыл бұрын

    while i will say it is a less painful death compared to the rest, imagine swimming or surfing in the ocean and then you just cant move, you fall underwater, you cant breathe ,move or scream as you sink into the depths of the ocean helpless, waiting to pass out from lack of oxygen, never even knowing what happened. Its scary stuff

  • @siddhisuryawanshi6887

    @siddhisuryawanshi6887

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bobbyy2495 the worst nightmare for a person with thalassophobia

  • @NeviusZ

    @NeviusZ

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bobbyy2495 They are not out in the ocean far off I think, probably stick to small rivers or lakes, I am not sure though look it up.

  • @KindnessKitty
    @KindnessKitty2 жыл бұрын

    Sher Khan: "I fear no Man, but that-" *looks at Baloo* Sher Khan: "that scares me.."

  • @deinsilverdrac8695

    @deinsilverdrac8695

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tigers still considerate sloth ans asian black bear as a potential prey Just that instead of horn and hoove on a 100-1000 kg muscular deer/buffalo/gaur/Boar It's a medium sized hyperaggressive bear with theeths and claws

  • @theonewhoismany8072

    @theonewhoismany8072

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@deinsilverdrac8695 they only get the drop on them with ambush. Sloth bears are known to disfigure tigers.

  • @redcharm1959
    @redcharm19598 ай бұрын

    I watch your videos on loop to fall asleep thank you!

  • @nafisa.t13
    @nafisa.t134 ай бұрын

    I absolutely lost it with the hippo being the transition pic EVERY TIME

  • @joshuahardin2436
    @joshuahardin24362 жыл бұрын

    Hearing about the African spotted dogs and hyenas makes me think about how terrifying human persistence hunters must be to the animals we hunt this way

  • @petrfedor1851

    @petrfedor1851

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's like that horror movie "It Follows" but actualy scary

  • @danielkeslerjr4407

    @danielkeslerjr4407

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's actually how ancient cavemen hunted in the African savannah I heard. We'd run down big game like the mammoths and such until they were so exhausted someone could get the killing blow. I could be wrong, but it's something I heard.

  • @jd13dox

    @jd13dox

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@danielkeslerjr4407 I remember seeing an educational video about an African tribe that still engages in persistence hunting. It was amazing to see

  • @palamecianrider7385

    @palamecianrider7385

    2 жыл бұрын

    There is a chance that it causes fear in the animals that the hunters would chase given that they are wearing the skin.

  • @ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique

    @ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUnique

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danielkeslerjr4407 nope its the truth, although unlike hyenas and african wild dogs humans would keep sweating to stay cool, unlike exhausting them we'd kill them with heatstroke or we would hit them with some ranged weapon making them bleed while they run.

  • @mastaetony1667
    @mastaetony16672 жыл бұрын

    All while the penguin is alive and fighting for his life and the sanctity of his booty. He Lost both😂😂 This guy deserves a medal

  • @13vatra

    @13vatra

    2 жыл бұрын

    I did a spit take at that one!

  • @NotChefCook

    @NotChefCook

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fuckin BRILLIANT .

  • @g-tall665

    @g-tall665

    2 жыл бұрын

    🥴🤣🤣🤣

  • @ulisesreyes4755

    @ulisesreyes4755

    2 жыл бұрын

    He got jumped by the booty bandits 😂