"No other animal causes more migraines or higher blood pressure than a hairless primate armed with an iPhone and a sense of entitlement" I don't think I've ever agreed with a statement more in my life

@bencenagy5459

3 жыл бұрын

A perfect way to describe Karen

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

We are the most intelligent yet most stvpid

@blossom6893

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same! I couldn’t stop laughing. I can’t watch anymore

@kopi6850

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking karens suing zoo for dumb shit

@ZayDraws

3 жыл бұрын

I think everyone laughed when they heard this😂

If a gorilla smiles back at you, it basically wants to rip out your voice box and use it as a clarinet

@mbpaintballa

3 жыл бұрын

lol I was told at a zoo without gorillas that the reason why they dont have them (this was 95) is that people in winnipeg are too dumb to not smile at a creature that will rip their face (well the face at their waistline) off if they see teeth. It wasn't worth the hastle at the time

@amateurauthor7883

2 жыл бұрын

Yup! For being relatively kind and social animals, Gorillas have 0 chill and no fucks to give.

@forickgrimaldus8301

2 жыл бұрын

It would be the equivalent of calling a Black man raycial slurs then saying you are complementing him, like the Zoo keeper even said that to her, no wonder everyone hates Karens including the animal kingdom.

@Pixal_Dragon

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t it be more like an ocarina

@PhantomJavelin

2 жыл бұрын

If it looks like it's smiling, it's baring teeth at you with plans to give your skull 32 extra bones.

6:08 "Can't blame the tiger, sometimes natural selection comes with a free meal." - both hilarious and true.

@Xantosdude

8 ай бұрын

I remember this story, it happened in the SF zoo. 3 teenagers (17 yrs) provoked the female tiger by throwing sticks, pine cones, and other objects at her. This pissed off tiger did a 25ft vertical leap (from the bottom of the moat), and got enough purchase at the top where she clawed asphalt to get to the teens. I remember the zoo keeper said that they found it odd that after the tiger killed it's prey, she left it and followed the blood trail of the other 2 victims. She bypassed the boar enclosure as well, which suggests that the animal was NOT interested in the humans as a food source. Sadly she was dispatched by police officers. There were no security cameras and no eye witnesses as this was done close to closing time. The teens insisted they didnt throw anything at the tigers, but one of the parents told police they kids admitted to being drunk while yelling and waving at the animal. The zoo settled with the families for $1m.

@Min-e5

8 ай бұрын

​@@XantosdudeNoooooo! Poor tiger.

@lm9327

Ай бұрын

I would have been horrified at any other outcome.

@feraltaco4783

26 күн бұрын

​@@Min-e5the wrong animal died.

The Alaska zoo had a couple of idiots break in one night and go swimming in the polar bear enclosure. It didn't end well for them (though they did live, irrc). There was some talk of putting the bear down after that, but the population of the state all basically agreed that playing stupid games wins stupid prizes. The bear in question, Binky, kept one of their shoes.

@demontorch

6 ай бұрын

also can't forget that dumb aussie who'd thought it'd be a good idea to leap a barrier to take a pic (you'd think she'd know better considering she came from a country with like half of the creatures living there are fully capable of cancelling a human's life subscription)

@stephanniemorin

4 ай бұрын

Good job, Binky-bear!

@demontorch

4 ай бұрын

Also some stupid tourist from the land down under who jumped a fence to get a pic

@ButterInMyToes

3 ай бұрын

Omg I remember watching an episode of Untamed & Uncut as a kid that covered that episode. A lady jumped the fence to get better photos of Binky but then he grabbed her

@WombatDave

3 ай бұрын

@@ButterInMyToesThat was actually a different incident, but yeah. Binky was pretty cool to see, particularly at feeding time (they gave him his food frozen in a block of ice so he could play with it a bit).

ORANGUTAN: TRADE OFFER I receive: food You receive: broken things

3 жыл бұрын

Yo ur a chicken from pirates outlaws

@johnd3421

3 жыл бұрын

@ wow did not expect another player from the same game ahaha.

@silverplant3519

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact :since female flies have no v so males develop razor sharp D’s and pierce through

@mikeygamingtv8087

3 жыл бұрын

Or perhaps the limbs of a opossum

@BoxofCrowns1013

3 жыл бұрын

@@silverplant3519 so male flies literally stab a vagina into the female? Jesus that's rough.

I can't imagine the horror of hearing my toddler got torn apart by wild animals because my idiot spouse decided they needed a better view.

@angryaliens2

3 жыл бұрын

Immediate divorce honestly.

@soradontcap9758

3 жыл бұрын

Well the kid has a better view now since he a ghost.

@Marewig

3 жыл бұрын

@@angryaliens2 Yeah, I can't imagine ever trusting her again to be a responsible adult. I can't imagine trusting her with any other (possible) children either.

@jerk3554

3 жыл бұрын

@@soradontcap9758 holy fuck 💀💀

@user1.8.2.

3 жыл бұрын

She said she was trying to take a picture. I think she didn't want her kid.

I worked at the giraffe habitat at my zoo when I was in high school. Our zoo had a strict policy that absolutely no one was allowed in the enclosure with them. For cleaning and feeding, the boys were moved to another paddock in the back that were locked for the duration that keepers were in there. Vet visits and weigh ins were conducted from the outside whenever possible by encouraging the giraffe to step into a smaller corral with a scale. Beyond necking, giraffe have crazy powerful legs and hooves the size of dinner plates. They can kick their legs out on all sides and you're liable to literally lose your head if a hoof connects with it. There's a reason why deaths from predation are almost exclusive to juveniles.

@mwperk02

Жыл бұрын

The only time I've ever heard of a healthy adult giraffe being killed is from an entire lion pride including the big male all pouncing on it. Even then it very nearly killed several of the lions and took over an hour to go down where the lions could actually get near it's vital areas.

@jasew9718

9 ай бұрын

We're quite lucky with our group, being all female We're quite content to go in with them

@KathyPrendergast-cu5ci

Ай бұрын

@@mwperk02Most zoos nowadays- at least all the ones that are half-decent - have strict no-contact rules for most of their staff and animals, and especially the large and dangerous ones. It’s not just to do with occupational health and safety laws, but insurance too. Keepers going in and playing with full grown tigers like they’re puppies for the amusement of visitors is a thing of the past.

I did a little volunteer work at a zoo way back when, and what I learned is that when it’s 104 degrees F and you walk by the otter enclosure, the otters will jump in the pool and swim around just to show off that they have a pool and you don’t. Or maybe it just that one being a little aquatic bastard.

@kneelingfish437

5 ай бұрын

I've been to the zoo near me and yes, they will do that. It's a universal otter thing ig

@LongLostInideQueen

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ascellaplays

Ай бұрын

otters seem to have a similar reputation to pandas, in that they're universally adored unless you're the one taking care of it.

That mother who blamed the zoo for endangering her child even tho it was her negligence that was responsible really makes my head boil

@TitanJonkler

3 жыл бұрын

She needs to have a life in prison for Negligence and Homicide

@TitanJonkler

3 жыл бұрын

@havajaba akakabba Well that should be first degree murder?

@manmoy4104

2 жыл бұрын

*murdering her child because of unbelievable carelessness

@stephenkolozsi6942

2 жыл бұрын

She did more than blame, she tried to get monetary compensation for her negligence. Hope that helped her sleep at night. POS

@laramieslater9433

2 жыл бұрын

@@TitanJonkler should feed her to the animals let natural selection take it’s place

I once went to a zoo in Australia, and they had the single greatest warning sign I've ever seen: "Do not lean on the glass. If the fall does not kill you, the crocodile will." We did not lean on the glass.

@The_White

2 жыл бұрын

Whoooo that reminds me of something. So here in Hungary we have 1 main zoo in Budapest. The others are.... negligible. So it has a bunch of crocs. Like a needless amount, or at least had. And the Crocodile enclosure was basically a big, deep hole with a pond and stuff under it, and the way you would look at it is by walking above it on a small, circular wooden bridge. Great right? Yeah, the bridge was a not-so-sturdy wooden bridge with nonexistent railings ( it was 2 poles connected with 2 pieces of wood every 1 meter) and nothing else between you and the crocs, and it was one hell of an experience, because if you fell, you fell right into the crocodile lake. It's better now, they have a big glass cube with crocs in the middle so you can walk around it, it has 2 floors, 1 under water level and 1 above it. But It's in the works again for another change.

@the_bad_signal9034

2 жыл бұрын

We have to be straight with it and ppl might understand

@vaiapatta8313

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that wasn't very safe, I mean ok people know not to lean on the glass, but say someone trips... I'm sure they could have something sturdier there.

@vaiapatta8313

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_White that bridge-over-crocodiles exhibit sounds like it should be illegal. It's a miracle that no one tripped o.O

@tibik.8407

2 жыл бұрын

@@The_White aaah, I remember that one; during schooltrip we dared each other to get as close to the edge as possible. The whole floor was an adventure of its own, and then came the spiders if that wasn't enough... Csodálkozom hogy még senki nem esett be, tényleg nevetségesen veszélyesnek nézett ki már 11 évesen is XD

If i was a judge hearing that mother's case I would have denied her. "ma'am, I'm sorry for your loss but you were the one who dangled her son over the railing."

I feel so bad for the animals that died because of the people’s idiocy. And I fully agree with that last part you said. I feel so bad for the zoo keepers… having to deal with people like that. And.. I guess I won’t be working at a zoo anytime soon

@Gorthnag

2 ай бұрын

As a zookeeper, it's not all bad.

@Rhaenarys

17 күн бұрын

​@@Gorthnagquestion: how would someone interested in being a zookeeper become one?

@Gorthnag

17 күн бұрын

@Rhaenarys I had a somewhat unconventional route, but the biggest thing is animal care experience. Internships, grooming, farm hand, rehabilitation, shelters, ect. That is a base of something they want. The job is extremely physical. You are constantly moving and working. The job is 60% cleaning and moving to the next mess. With that in mind, I would apply to work at any zoos you can, and if you are in the position to do so, take whatever job you can. I started working in the events department, moving tables and chairs. I have a background in biology and education so I eventually moved into their education department, and from there I got into keeping. Just let your coworkers and bosses know " Hey, I am interested in animal care, who can I talk to? How do I stay in the loop about open internships, trainings, positions, ect". Put yourself out there and look for any openings to get into it. The more people who know you, and what you want means the more people that can help you. Assuming you work hard and they see it, the more the better.

@kingcerberus93

9 күн бұрын

Then there's me whose currently taking courses to be a zookeeper.. 😅

As my Daddy, before he left this cold, cruel world, used to say: ''Stupidity is always dangerous, painful and expensive. Sadly, not always for stupid people.''

@fgwrts

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss

@nusku4612

3 жыл бұрын

I like that saying, may he R.I.P.

@belikereepicheep

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a very wise man!

@guardian4452

2 жыл бұрын

He was a wise man

@loldiers3238

2 жыл бұрын

As clearly evidenced by the conservatives who keep dragging out this pandemic...

fun fact: Bokito (the gorilla at 9:47) most likely didn’t bare his teeth to the woman in aggression. Experts who have observed a video of the woman and Bokito noted that he showed a “vertical bare teeth” face, which is something male gorillas do to greet their females. It is very likely he DID like her, and her smile, prolonged eye-contact, and regular visits actually made him seggsually frustrated - she basically showed interest in *mating* with him but kept walking away. His behaviour (him attacking her) is actually something male gorillas do to a female who doesn’t want to mate. Humans are just more fragile than gorillas, and male silverback gorillas tend to have about 200kg of muscle mass alone, so she got really hurt (a female gorilla would have been severely less injured) So yeah, big chance he didn’t want to kill her. My man had blue balls and just doesn’t understand the concept of consent.

@benpiano800

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse

@tiarezavaleta8850

2 жыл бұрын

This thread made my day 🤣🤣

@junesmind7325

2 жыл бұрын

@@benpiano800 (deep exhale while deeply thinking bout it) Worse

@panchote380

2 жыл бұрын

He just like me fr

@meepobeepo4536

2 жыл бұрын

@@panchote380 🤨??

I still mourn Tatiana. She was killed for being the predator she was. What did the stupid humans who taunted her while drunk think would happen? Rest in peace Tatiana. 😢

@bigoljoe1829

5 ай бұрын

No you dont

@mikemcconeghy4658

5 ай бұрын

Shocking that the people who caused it got paid. They should have gotten jail.

@jannisares

5 ай бұрын

@@mikemcconeghy4658 I agree

@A_Rainworld_Fan.

4 ай бұрын

​@@bigoljoe1829 Yes they do, I mourn Tatiana. it's absolutely ridiculous that the tiger was killed for acting like a tiger, The humans where being stupid af

After Bokito went on his little punishment expedition, the word "Bokitoproof" entered the Dutch language, meaning extremely vandalism resistant. It even became word of the year. Unfortunately, the term didn't stick. Bokito, meanwhile, lived out the rest of his life peacefully in that very same zoo.

@stephanniemorin

2 ай бұрын

As he should. RIP Bokito

There should be a liability waver that visitors have to sign that will exempt the zoo from any deaths caused by idiots hopping into animal pens. The little boy didn't deserve to die by wild dogs but the mother deserved no compensation, her prize is living with the fact she killed her child.

@mrszmatan2727

2 жыл бұрын

Her prize is living in a prison for literal murder of her child. At least should be, not sure how it actually ended

@JotaroKujo-sx9hi

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrszmatan2727 she probably sued the zoo

@petrkinkal1509

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrszmatan2727 Pretty sure it should be manslaughter but your point mostly stands anyway.

@Duong-zv3pf

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrszmatan2727 Now if you think about it, she literally throwing her child to wild dog and maybe getting money out of it.

@LyonPercival

2 жыл бұрын

Agree this should be common sense

I’m starting to get real tired of hearing about all these animals being killed because of the sheer stupidity of people. RIP animals.

@satanwithinternet2753

3 жыл бұрын

yea but dont worry those ppl are doing good down here :D

@Randomperson-xx9vt

3 жыл бұрын

@@satanwithinternet2753 ?????

@Randomperson-xx9vt

3 жыл бұрын

@@satanwithinternet2753 down where

@BatFan_Attic

3 жыл бұрын

@@satanwithinternet2753 i want them tortured more. You arent suppose to let bad people get off easy. Thank you satan.

@justaguyonyoutube1141

3 жыл бұрын

@@Randomperson-xx9vt read his name and you'll figure it out.

I live in the Netherlands and remember reading the story of the woman and the ‘smiling’ gorilla in a newspaper. It was some time ago but I’m pretty sure she was like “No hard feelings, what’s done is done” and continued to visit the gorilla regularly.

@L.W.74

Ай бұрын

Incredibly cool response that i was not expecting but Important question: did she stop the smiling whilst making eye contact?

@odetoclear

Ай бұрын

rip bokito

I love going to the zoo during the winter. Much less crowded and I don't get drenched in my own sweat. Best time was when the elk started bulging and you could hear him all the way from the entrance. Of course, the big cats weren't as happy, but they certainly got excited. Another time the lions and tiger got into a shouting match, and let me say that hearing a lion or a tiger but not being able to see it, is absolutely terrifying even when you know that you're safe. Biggest downside of going to the zoo in the winter is that leaving the herpetarium is like getting slapped with a slab of ice.

@rogue7723

4 ай бұрын

Plus most of the animals would be a little more active in the cooler months. I went to the Bronx Zoo with my family a few years ago in mid November and the bison who ordinarily would stand around like statues were head butting and jogging around the enclosure like they were a bunch of calves again and the grizzlies were splashing around in this little pool.

"Sometimes natural selection comes with a free meal" is pure gold.

@FarseekerGaming

3 жыл бұрын

The only comment I was looking for. 💀😂😂

@mikeg14734

3 жыл бұрын

*lip smack* noice

@funichigo

3 жыл бұрын

"what happened is she decided to make the cenus three names lighter" sounded like he was talking about the same tiger 😂

@jonip5448

3 жыл бұрын

6:08

@calliatatsu4455

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly i find that amusing

Tigers are incredibly social animals. People thought they were purely solitary for years before we discovered that they actually meet up with each other just to have playdates.

@BlueMiaou

2 жыл бұрын

aww thats cute

@Razor-gx2dq

2 жыл бұрын

Still would not want to be anywhere near one, I don't feel like becoming a Tigers snack.

@transcendkira

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like they're probably social in much the same way small cats are, when it comes to food and hunting they can be quite territorial, but they'll still meet up and join social groups for company.

@thatcopenguy

2 жыл бұрын

somebody add me to the group that sounds like a lot of fun, where they heading next friday?

@wendzeg

2 жыл бұрын

YeaH they’re just a ray of barbie sunshine

I went to an animal based college in England where we were basically trained as zookeepers and vets, I’ve got six scars from Asian short-clawed otters, eight from meerkats and one from a sugar glider.

@kpopnimation

10 ай бұрын

Sugar glider?

@ZombieslayerLeena

9 ай бұрын

Damn!😮

It always makes me angry when the animals have to die or suffer because people are stupid. I was at the zoo yesterday, it's been a while since we went and we had a lot of fun, especially mom was excited about finding the big horned puppies in the huge African savanna enclosure. During covid my dad was servicing an elevator at an aquarium that was closed to visitors due to restrictions at the time... He was pure entertainment for the turtles. 😂

“Hey, go jump in the polar bear den” “Why” “So i can hear another version of Hood Nature saying you died”

@_surprisedpika5864

3 жыл бұрын

Well I got my plan for when Covid is done keeping us inside like a zoo

@jaschabull2365

3 жыл бұрын

"I'd love to, but that might mean making him say another version of the bear died, rather not do that."

@iateamuffintheotherday5619

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaschabull2365 Damn, Good point

When he said "No other animal causes more migraines or higher blood pressure than a hairless primate armed with an iPhone and a sense of entitlement" I felt that on a *spiritual* level

@ooghnadavis376

2 жыл бұрын

I work at a zoo, not even a keeper so I deal with the people more than them and they’re fucking awful and don’t watch their kids at all

@chernodoggo8732

2 жыл бұрын

Humans are more unpredictable than wild animals and stupidity really has no bounds

@j.pnewcomer1069

2 жыл бұрын

That was the best description someone has ever used to describe humans

@suzannaandrea4306

2 жыл бұрын

@@ooghnadavis376 humans are scary

@DinnerForkTongue

2 жыл бұрын

@@chernodoggo8732 Sapience didn't make us better, it just stretched both ends of the intelligence scale.

I worked at a zoo for like 6 months, turkey vultures are confirmed sweethearts who love their keepers

@veronicavatter6436

14 күн бұрын

I love seeing them where I live. They are big birds and you don't realize that till you see them eating roadkill in front of your car. We really need more of them.

The two male zebras at my local zoo were separated by a chain link fence and were constantly fighting through it, running back and forth, biting and kicking.

@God-ch8lq

Жыл бұрын

also, when 2 horses fight, it's 90% show and fake-charges and making urself look intimidating zebras and donkeys are all business

Fun fact: if an animal escapes and people need to get to a safe building, zookeepers can literally just leave anyone who says they don’t want to get to safety right where they are and get the rest of people to safety. I repeat: if some karen decides she values little timmy’s fun over survival the zookeepers can just leave her there.

@engmed4400

3 жыл бұрын

The problem sort of solves itself.

@indyduinmeijer6435

3 жыл бұрын

This isn’t true in all zoos. Different zoos and different countries have different safety policies. I did an internship at a zoo and at that time a chimp broke loose. We as zookeepers were obligated to risk our own lives untill every single person was brought to safety. Even if we have to drag someone with us we have to keep them safe.

@yoboikamil525

3 жыл бұрын

that's good, that's 1 less idiot on the census

@cplusplus5144

3 жыл бұрын

@oof same those fuckers are strong and mean as hell if they want to be, not gonna have my eyes plucked and eaten like grapes cause of some dumbass..

@ayylmao575

3 жыл бұрын

Indy Duinmeijer 30k isn’t worth the risk of getting maimed by a Chimpanzee unless you really love animals, Jesus.

First thing kids must learn before entering a zoo, animals don't smile - they show their teeth. Eye contact is a challenge, turning your back on them - an invitation to getting attacked.

@livedandletdie

2 жыл бұрын

Even Gorillas and other primates smile... however not like we humans do. I also don't smile by showing my teeth. And I heavily dislike it when people do. Must be of similar reasons.

@derpthing3707

2 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is, humans still retain some of the qualities of animals, the human brain is capable of differentiating a smile that is genuine and is about positivity but if we were to look at a smile of a person for a little too long then we'd feel uncomfortable. Even staring at each other's eyes for far too long is also capable of making people scared or threatened; try staring at someone that you don't know or heck even someone you know, at one point you two would start to feel uncomfortable.

@Callimo

2 жыл бұрын

@M. Natividad Well yeah, both you and OPs suggestions are valid.

@martingerber5475

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, i learned that when i was like one and a half

@stevendemayo3631

2 жыл бұрын

@@livedandletdie Guess you're just less evolved than us

"May the polar bear rest in peace as for the boy he can rest in pieces" That got me😂

@MidnightDrake

19 күн бұрын

Honestly made me sad. The kid was pressured by others, and then lost their life. Both desths were avoidable and should have never happened.

I didn't realize just how much ignorant people like to taunt wild animals. Unless there's proof that the animal went after humans for literally no reason, no zoo should be liable for one's stupidity.

Bruh, African wild dogs have like a 90% success rate when they hunt. And they're incredibly brutal with whatever they catch.

@debbieburns0156k

3 жыл бұрын

They also start eating their pray while still alive. That story brakes my heart. That poor baby probably suffered a lot before he died. And even though I feel bad for the mom in some way ,because she had to see her kid get eaten. The fact that she sued the zoo makes me suspicious about why she would dangle her kid ,over a railing your clearly not supposed to go over ,in the first place 😰

@arialauritzen

3 жыл бұрын

@@debbieburns0156k im local near the Pittsburgh zoo where it happened, it was so sad.. the exhibit was discontinued after the incident

@Lofi.z34

3 жыл бұрын

@@arialauritzen That's fuckin stupid.

@fudgenugget2690

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr they're an even more efficient hunters than wolves and that's saying something.

@kzaanimefan4836

3 жыл бұрын

@@debbieburns0156k she was probably looking for a way to neglect the child and successfully found one

I’m baffled how people keep winning lawsuits against zoos when they do dumb stuff like taunt the tigers or jump the railing/fence/wall.

@guy8646

3 жыл бұрын

Zoos settle because it’s cheaper than a drawn out case and trial even if they think they could win.

@HW-sw5gb

3 жыл бұрын

While the comment about settling is true, the tiger case they actually would’ve lost. Exhibits are supposed to legally be designed so that guest can act however they want outside of them and animals cannot escape. If the zoo fails at that they are legally responsible. Any case where people purposely went into the exhibits or accidentally fell (if it wasn’t due to faulty design) they would win though.

@scorpiocarnage1055

3 жыл бұрын

@@HW-sw5gb It's sad because a good portion of people do not realize there are animals who are about that life. They're like Liam Neeson's character from Taken.

@ShredPenguins

3 жыл бұрын

@@HW-sw5gb That isn't true. "Outdoor exhibits (uncovered) shall have vertical jump walls at least 14 feet high, plus a 2-foot, 45 degree, inward angle overhang with a hot wire, or a 36” overhang without hotwire or vertical jump walls at least 16 feet high, without an overhang. The inward angle fencing shall be made of the same material as the vertical fencing. Wet or dry moats may be substituted for the required fencing provided ZAA written approval has been obtained." That said... Especially pissed off and exemplary specimens can jump up to heights of 16 ft. Hotwires will prevent most from escaping, but if visitors piss off a tiger bad enough they will ignore the hotwire. Either way, if the zoo can prove they are within standards and the guest instigated the animals response they are not liable.

@HW-sw5gb

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShredPenguins Those regulations are in place because of we cape incidents like this. After every escape zoo regulations are changed to increase safety. This is because zoos know that people coming in can (successfully) sue by saying an expected part of the zoo experience is that they would be safe no matter what they do while outside the exhibits. Legally my original comment is 100% true, and the cases shown in the video prove it. It doesn’t matter if the zoo meet regulations or not. It’s their duty to provide the experience sold in the ticket. If that involves going above regulations than that what is expected. The regulations are just the bare minimum.

The thing about cats is we actually don’t know how far they can jump, because it’s rare that a cat really wants to put in max effort and there are few things they are willing to put in max effort for

Dude. Did his research. While I was working at a wildlife park, the rhinos were easily the best part of my day. They are so sweet and didnt even smell bad which is rare to say in a place where most animals smell bad.

Fun fact: Just because they aren't constantly reminding you, and don't have neon signs telling you what a railing is, you can't blame anything on negligence.

@Ubya_

2 жыл бұрын

there's a reason they add "do not eat" and "not for human consumption" warnings on rat poison. Sometimes we should evolution do its thing

@TwiGuy4

2 жыл бұрын

i dont know, but in todays world its getting harder and harder to tell if people are really that stupid, or if they just dont want their kid anymore and were also trying to sue to get a fat pay day.

@2MeterLP

2 жыл бұрын

@@TwiGuy4 wouldnt put it past some people to try and exchange their crotch goblin for a negligence payout.

@violajackson6885

2 жыл бұрын

Let nature play out.

@joshuaottley7902

2 жыл бұрын

Railings are a thing, and so is natural selection.

The moment I heard him say that the woman said the gorilla smiled at her I knew nothing good was coming.

@amateurauthor7883

2 жыл бұрын

Making eye contact and smiling at a Gotilla is like saying "Come on bitch, you ain't shit and I'm gonna fight you". Do not fright a Gorilla. You WILL lose.

@thescorpion5028

2 жыл бұрын

Thank GOD I watched this video because I did not know about the gorilla smile thing, fortunately I don't go to the zoo very often and they don't normally have gorilla exibits

@alecLogan

2 жыл бұрын

@@thescorpion5028 For shorthand, smiling is a human invention/notion. For the hard majority (if not just barring humans in ‘most’ situations), baring teeth is a threat/promise.

@anonymousapproximation8549

2 жыл бұрын

@@alecLogan It's not a human invention, it's actually an instinct that we have. Wildly different cultures with little to no exposure to eachother would have the same basic facial expressions. Smiling for happy, frowning for upset, etc. I don't know of any other creature that has a similar response to humans.

@alecLogan

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousapproximation8549 “For shorthand,” as in, “there’s definitely more details, but basically.” If you are only aware of humans doing it, what part is supposed to make it “not” particular to humans?

I have autism and enjoy watching your videos at a slower rate… and then again at a regular/normal pace. Ty again fer all the entendres and wisdom. The quality of your commentary and video quality is parallel ta none❣️

@glenncordova4027

6 ай бұрын

This is a good one. I watched over again too. The animals are beautiful and the jokes are funny. 🤣

Getting R Kellied by a fox is a line that knocked the breath out of my body 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

All zoos should say something along the lines of this: "If simple warning signs and warnings from zoo keepers are not followed, the zoo is not liable for injuries and potential death."

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

So Hay random human Imma lock you in the bathroom or kitchen and have a bunch of animals watch you That cool? Have respect for the animal Thats there house

@klsi8129

2 жыл бұрын

@@donovanulrich348 ??? What this has in common with comment?

@javierbelloleon5905

2 жыл бұрын

@@klsi8129 Fr though What the fuck does that comment even mean?

@KryptoKn8

2 жыл бұрын

@@donovanulrich348 you need your internet access restricted

@BoSSGaminGNetworK

2 жыл бұрын

@@donovanulrich348 Sir, you just broke Logic, Opinion, Facts, Metaphors and Intelligence all in one statement.. KZread may delete you 🙄

About the tiger who jumped the wall at the SF zoo, there was people there and the tiger ignored all of them while running past and was dedicated to tearing the 3 running off a new one. The thought of an animal getting so pissed off it gets a personal revenge goal on you is a new fear to think about.

@matgeezer2094

2 жыл бұрын

I don't really agree with that, it was entirely those idiots fault - Well done cat, just outrageous that the cat gets shot and the idiots sue - why do they win their cases?

@melodysmusicaladventures596

2 жыл бұрын

Because some judges and jury members are just as stupid

@111rapton

2 жыл бұрын

Tigers hold grudges and are extremely vengeful

@virovac885

2 жыл бұрын

The tiger also guarded them against recieving medical help, not doing a killing blow and instead apparently wanting them to bleed out

@TheTurinturumbar

2 жыл бұрын

Why? Just don't be a dick and you're good.

The fact that orangutans can understand the concept of abstract value _and_ apply it to a transaction is 🤯

Last time I went to the zoo a tiger did a slow blink at me, now I know what it means! 😮😊

For the poor souls that don’t know how wild dogs hunt: They tire their victims and when they lay to rest, the prey is eaten alive. Yea... Edit: I’m just gonna clarify how wild dogs hunt cause im all kinds of wrong Wild dogs will hunt small to medium sized prey like topi for example, they will chase their prey and when the prey is down, they gut and eat the prey alive. So, the kid that got dropped into the enclosure had a probably painful passing

@rabbitguts2518

3 жыл бұрын

Cw/// They also don't go for the throat. They go for the intestines and gut their pray alive.

@superxavxii421

3 жыл бұрын

At least it wasn't Hyenas

@ThunderTaker1215

3 жыл бұрын

That poor kid died on behalf of his parents stupidity and then had the gall to sue the zoo🤦🏻‍♀️

@BoxofCrowns1013

3 жыл бұрын

@sir, this is a Benny's she has the nerve to sue the zoo for negligence when ironically, she killed her own son due to her own negligence. Did she expect wild dogs to be trained like puppies or something?

@zomboids2100

3 жыл бұрын

That poor kid wasn't even at fault either. He suffered a grueling death all because of his mother's negligence and dared acting like she wasn't even at fault for what happened.

The stories that end with "sued the zoo".....they are the most rage-inducing

@excusezmoi9823

2 жыл бұрын

Too be fair the one about the Brothers and the tiger seems warranted. Assholes got what was coming to them but the tiger should not have been able to escape it's enclosure in the first place.

@kin-3877

2 жыл бұрын

I'm assuming they didn't know it could clear 13 FEET of wall with no effort. Nothing is idiot proof

@3katfox

2 жыл бұрын

Right??

@Gigan-tp5wi

2 жыл бұрын

@@excusezmoi9823 But that’s how new standards are decided on. You would never know that a tiger can jump a 13 foot wall until it does, I can guarantee you that wall is taller now.

@excusezmoi9823

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gigan-tp5wi A dangerous animal managed to escape it's enclosure without help. My point is that regardless of the behavior of the visitors it is still the zoo's fault that people got hurt. Whether they improved the enclosure later doesn't matter in this instance. I hope they did improve it.

Polar bears are one of the very few animals (possibly the only animal, but don’t quote me on that) that see humans as prey. Meaning they don’t growl or make themselves look big and dangerous to try and scare you off first, they just go straight to the part where they hunt, kill, and eat you.

@taylormcanerney8635

2 күн бұрын

Crocodile?

Fun fact: The night zookeeper travels with a rifle and instructions to "shoot to kill" if he sees eyes in the dark outside an exhibit, because he is the only person in the zoo and depending on which animal has escaped, he may only get one shot before he is attacked.

As a wise man once said: "Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day."

@AKHELUS.

2 жыл бұрын

can we laugh cry😂😂😂???

@1l9e9o4

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t help but weep for the animals though 😭 they don’t know what they’re doing and then they get put in a tiny enclosure and have morons in their business all day every day until one of their dumbass kid’s gets them shot or something.

@kevinwright5889

2 жыл бұрын

Alexander Anderson

@grelp

2 жыл бұрын

"Boondock. Saints."

@stanziolad

2 жыл бұрын

@@grelp "You must watch that movie religiously... haha get it?"

ngl "as for the boy, he can rest in pieces" fuckin got me. Seriously though play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

@mort6539

2 жыл бұрын

It was a very very very stupid thing to do and very sad they killed the polar bear in vain. But i feel it’s very wrong and disrespectful to say that about an 11 year old who died a terrible painful death:( he didn’t deserve to die

@l.2620

2 жыл бұрын

@@mort6539 Idk he kinda did tho, with 11 you shouldn't be that stupid Edit: Alright, two types of buckeroos that are down here- There are the ones who argue that children should be shielded of all responsibilities and the ones that argue for natural selection. No one is factually in the wrong here but SOME mfs really be pulling out psychoanalysis "statistic" to prove my "morally false opinion" Welcome to the internet everybody, where people just do not shut up, it's great here Edit edit: You can still feel bad for the boy while also admitting that it's his stupidity and therefore his fault that he died. I'm not laughing at a dead kid, never was

@lizzie404

2 жыл бұрын

@@l.2620 we got much older people with the stupidity of a 3 year old... not surprising

@dglavin2521

2 жыл бұрын

@@l.2620 a typical 11yr old IS that stupid, honestly. They're in elementary (5th grade), with the idea that the worst thing they're capable of is "breaking rules". Consequences are not fully understood. Especially the nature of death, in its entirety. At that age, only certain things lead to death, in their minds (i.e. being really old, cancer/illness, guns, direct contact with large dangerous animal, etc.)...not rule breaking. Had he known that anyone within a several meter range of a sleeping bear will still almost instantly die...but what kid thinks of that? I surely didn't know they were as fast as they were until I was upper teens. I didn't know until 2yrs ago (I'm in my 30's) that they were silent, strategic hunters🤷🏾‍♀️

@osirisiona7368

2 жыл бұрын

@@mort6539 nah, he did, don’t fuck with something that has bear in the name. My 6 year old nephew knows that. I’m like the Russian in Rocky 4, if they die, they die

“the mother sued the zoo for negligence.” WHAT

How did I not have any reaction to the lady jumping into the Polar Bear pool but as soon as I heard what exhibit the kid fell into I straight up gave an audible “Uh oh” when I heard it was the African Wild Dogs

If we think about it, zebra’s really are just oreo demon donkeys.

@unknxwnbxnni1886

3 жыл бұрын

cOoKiEs N cReMe dEmOnS

@oligilliganrobloxminecraft7953

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknxwnbxnni1886 funny

@niyahluv6291

3 жыл бұрын

@@oligilliganrobloxminecraft7953 funny

@alejandroelluxray5298

3 жыл бұрын

Not like you can blame them, that agressiveness lets them survive in Africa

@Bowsy64

3 жыл бұрын

@@niyahluv6291 funny

It’s sucks these animals had to die because of human stupidity.

@christianplays7243

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

@moebiusjdx7288

3 жыл бұрын

What sucks even more is that they get rewarded for their stupidity by winning a lawsuit.

@JD-mh8be

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitfisto2347 imagine trying to tell a wild animal to not be a wild animal....yeah thats 100% people fault

@TiredLex

3 жыл бұрын

@@JD-mh8be uh tbf there are species that actually could've caused their own demise, no humans are at fault, to my knowledge at least.

@sharkman1879

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the animals are just trying to help us by getting rid of them

I saw someone throw a snowball at a tiger in a zoo once. I have to wonder how our species has survived this far.

@JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms

23 күн бұрын

The stupid one died in the past thanks to natural selection

"Than a hairless primate armed with an iPhone." My hairy Middle Eastern ass: I see this as an absolute win

@edwardspencer3906

4 ай бұрын

I am Envious 😁

If Hood Nature was my Science teacher, I would actually listen in class.

@jurrasicstamy3594

3 жыл бұрын

Samme

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mellowknight9350

3 жыл бұрын

Faaaaacts

@Ego-Fiend

3 жыл бұрын

Me too ngl

@LowVitality

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly tho

"It was a senseless death, one that never should have happened. Rest in peace polar bears." 😂 hes so iconic lmao

@innameofgodjihyonamjesusandjis

3 жыл бұрын

“And as for the boy, he can rest in pieces”😆😆😆

@tdestroyer33dixon36

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl that was a lil kid bruh

@femalev1ncecuh594

2 жыл бұрын

Ofc it was senseless if somebody dies u don’t want them to go “damn ur hair smells nice” it may be a compliment but by a corpse? Nah fam

@user-jm6cl6fj1l

2 жыл бұрын

@@tdestroyer33dixon36 a little kid old enough to know that they shouldn’t jump into a murder bear exhibit

@sannya_32

2 жыл бұрын

😭

As someone who’s been spit on by an alpaca, you never want to be spit on by an alpaca. Oh my God the smell. The smell! If you’re lucky you’ll only get a warning spit (thank God I got a warning spit) if not have fun trying to clean that up, it get’s everywhere.

@veronicavatter6436

14 күн бұрын

I used to own them. I had to get ina spitting match in my van. Took weeks to get the smell out

“Being a zookeeper is incredibly difficult and ridiculously demanding” I worked at an animal shelter for three years, that was demanding and difficult, I can only imagine how the level of difficulty increases the second you work with wild animals on such a large scale!

i went to a bird enclosure in florida, vultures are also very playful, a weird friendly playful, their feathers smell like popcorn

@NyanCatzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Kewl

@otherluigi5797

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you smell it

@notabot5993

3 жыл бұрын

@@otherluigi5797 Why wouldn't they?

@yoboydochi1836

3 жыл бұрын

Were they pissed by a tiger?

@iamme9338

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoboydochi1836 exactly what i was thinking

I hope the zoo who got sued by the woman who dropped her kid into the African wild dog enclosure didn't have to pay her, because clearly the only negligent person there was the woman

@yayeet1739

2 жыл бұрын

The law system is absolutely fucked she might have won

@user-zm5tt9bq5u

2 жыл бұрын

Zoo paid a settlement and a fine

@luxurypetscz

2 жыл бұрын

Idc about the money, she should have gone to prison for murder! The dogs in this case were just a murder weapon.

@quinnkuczynski7559

2 жыл бұрын

I remember they had to have the exhibit closed for like 2 years, and now they have a ton of safety netting around it. I also think they had the entire zoo closed for like 4 months.

@gabrielrasilva

2 жыл бұрын

So basicaly in this country if I drop a kid in a carnivorous animal pan i can get free money?

One woman I saw at the zoo she was a 20 year old. She went up to the gorilla’s enclosure antagonizing the apes. The next thing that happened was the apes went ape shit and started throwing rocks at the glass. She was soon kicked out of the zoo (thank god) but when security was taking her out she said “I don’t think I did anything wrong”

The number of small children falling into enclosures makes me wish we had seperate zoos for adults..then again, the woman with the polar bears

Yeah no, that gorilla was not smiling. Smiling primates other than us is a sign of either fear or aggression, because you’re baring your teeth as a warning.

@Illlium

2 жыл бұрын

I kind of feel for the animals, every time someone smiles at me with teeth, especially another man, my first instinct is to ready a punch to the face.

@luislatinoman7055

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that. They see it as a CHALLENGE. Basically, as far as the gorilla knew, woman said "catch these hands" every time it saw her and like hell is a gorilla gonna punk away from any human.

@MultiMoe11

2 жыл бұрын

Even among certain human cultures smiling while showing your teeth is scene as aggressive so it really isn't just other primates its a primate thing as a whole

@justanotherchannelonyoutub126

2 жыл бұрын

@@MultiMoe11 really? Which cultures? Also *seen

@davitdavid7165

2 жыл бұрын

That might be why we instinctually developed the "creepy smile" trope.

For those interested: Bokito the Dutch gorilla is still very much alive and well. He is thriving in the Blijdorp zoo and is basically a local celebrity.

@papermacheapple5986

2 жыл бұрын

why? for being involved in a dumbass women getting probably curb stomped several times

@justme4510

2 жыл бұрын

@@papermacheapple5986 probably, it's kind of a funny story

@Jim-lg8sf

2 жыл бұрын

Paper Mache Apple lmao bokito is a fucking chad i visit him every few weeks or so, that woman deserved it.

@masterofpasta95

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine eating a meal at a restaurant by the window and catching a fucking gorilla running in at top speed in the corner of your eye

@Eren-po5pv

2 жыл бұрын

what a chad

3:05 “…that aren’t human”. 🤣 Tragic truth bomb right there. The algorithm fed me this channel last night, and I sure glad it did. This is not only interesting, but my boi is funny too! 😆

If the orangutans are so smart, that they canoutsmart people, undstand their wirering etc. and escape regularly, how can people still think it is okay to lock them up behind bars in boredom their whole life?

Zookeeper first time day at the job :ofc zebra wouldn’t cause more injury than lions they only eat plants . Zebra: get a load of this guy

@scorpiocarnage1055

3 жыл бұрын

@@ameliasellers6396 Zebra no. 3: I'm going to bite him.

@E.V.moon101

3 жыл бұрын

Zebra no. 4: I'm going to dissect him

@seanthompson1922

3 жыл бұрын

Zebra 5: im gonna violate him

@amistake165

3 жыл бұрын

Zoo keeper 2 : yeah good luck not dying

@Bugermanchi

3 жыл бұрын

@@amistake165 zoo keeper: Wait what?

"The job would be 10x better without the customers" is a sentiment shared across many industries 🤣

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

Tbh, most jobs do be like that

@inconnu4961

Жыл бұрын

if its any consolation to you, we customers feel EXACTLY the same about the workers!

@vladibalan

Жыл бұрын

Yet, without the customers there is no industry. They keep the lights on and food on your table.

@sleepysera

Жыл бұрын

@@inconnu4961 No we don't.

@jonbui4092

Жыл бұрын

​@@vladibalanfound the Karen

I know koalas are supppsed to be vicious but my zoo keeps a koala in an open enclosure. No glass, no bars. The koala could literally just walk away anytime if he wanted to but apparently he's fine just chilling in his area. Idk, maybe he's just too old to find the motivation to rip someone's face off or something 🤷🏽‍♀️

I can probably just sit on a big ass tortoise & spin around the back side to exit if one were to ever get in my way, right?

Zoo animals getting killed over the stupidity of humans rubs me the wrong way, to an extent that's perhaps unreasonable.

@jeffreycervantes3609

3 жыл бұрын

No, its reasonable

@JUNJYR

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. Whether the person barging in, falling or being dropped into the enclosure survives or not, what's the fucking point of killing the animal?

@indyduinmeijer6435

3 жыл бұрын

As an animal lover that cares for animals more than for people. I agree. However as a zookeeper there are policies to follow and we legally HAVE to put humans first. Even if we would love to let the dumb fuck that jumped in an enclosure meet his fate, we are legally just not allowed to and it’s socially and ethically unacceptable.

@eveunveils2422

3 жыл бұрын

Same they're called wild animals for a reason

@JUNJYR

3 жыл бұрын

@@indyduinmeijer6435 It makes sense if it's to save the idiot or the poor child that was dropped, but don't they get killed even when they rightfully attack after being provoked? What does that accomplish? Absolutely nothing. It's just a pointless death.

"It was a tragic, senseless, avoidable death that never should have happened. May those polar bears rest in peace." *_"And as for the boy, he can rest in pieces."_*

@hyoriki2863

3 жыл бұрын

@Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? the negligent mother should’ve been the one getting sued the zoo did nothing wrong like he said “the railings are there for a reason”

@bombvoyage5686

3 жыл бұрын

Remember, never cry for the stupid, you will be crying all day.

@Thetheeeeeee

3 жыл бұрын

@@bombvoyage5686 ?

@kamakaziquan2320

3 жыл бұрын

The kids were 11 tho their children fuck those bears it's a animal idk about y'all but I value the life of children over any animal kids do dumb shit their parents should've watched them but that doesn't mean children (that didn't even get a chance at life) died at 11 because they jumped a fence at a zoo anybody celebrating the death of CHILDREN is sick tbh

@RicoUfo

3 жыл бұрын

@@kamakaziquan2320 nobody is celebrating it, it’s sad and honestly disappointing kids would really do this stuff I didn’t know you could be that stupid

I went to a kangaroo farm in AU. Cassowary were walking around and you can feed them… it was an open field and I was next to them. Doing a live and the bird takes a dump which is all liquid. But the fact there was no one around and they are allowed to just walk around and they are this dangerous…. Well we are in AU. Where they have water playgrounds in water that can have sharks I guess

I live by the Detroit zoo and i know many years ago they used to have volunteers with rifles in the houses around the zoo in case one of the big cats, polar bears, or great apes escaped. Not sure if that's the case anymore. Of course all the exhibits are top of the line, meant for the animals comfort, not the publics pleasure, and have pretty impressive things to help prevent escape or accidental idiots

If you jump into a polar bear’s mouth willingly while knowing the risk i’m gonna feel bad when they shoot the bear

@Guest4465

3 жыл бұрын

Humanity sucks they always blame the animal on something they are suppose to do which is find food and eat it and if a human wants to die by polar bear let them die by polar bear the animal doesn’t deserve to die we are no different when it comes to becoming animal food because we are animals to

@zeusthefox1585

3 жыл бұрын

My Dog killed my neighbors cat....not because he Caught her, because She jumped into his f%$#ing mouth. True story...I was upset when it happend...now I think its f$%&ing hilarious. Apologise if you love Cats, I do too but its always funny to see a Cat get whats coming to it when it thinks its so smart. 🤣

@taslimaaktershathi7561

3 жыл бұрын

It's literally that stupid brainless idiotic person's fault!!! 😠 Ugh! That story really makes me so angry every time I remember it!

"to get a better look" oh yeah, I'm definitely sure *a 2 year old* would have fun memories of getting to see wild dogs a few centimeters closer than everybody else

@klsi8129

2 жыл бұрын

When you don't have money for abortion....

@KryptoKn8

2 жыл бұрын

@@klsi8129 Jesus man

@klsi8129

2 жыл бұрын

@@KryptoKn8 what?

@tobiascichy5034

2 жыл бұрын

@@KryptoKn8 I dont think he is jesus

@KryptoKn8

2 жыл бұрын

@@tobiascichy5034 blasphemy!

That lady that got GOT by the Gorilla, in the Netherlands, was like 72. Lol, that gorilla beat the brakes off her, and she was ao proud of her dentures.

I love your presentation style and that you empathize with the animals ❤

I love that you side with the animals in all of the stupid “accidents” where people were killed. I can’t believe those peoples families have the gall to sue the zoos for negligence when the the negligence was their own.

@KossolaxtheForesworn

2 жыл бұрын

I think what annoys me more is the fact that people then proceed to sue the zoo as if it was somehow their fault. stupidity combined with entitlement is something that should get them removed from genepool.

@littlewoodimp

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know how, but my reply to another comment seems to want to spam yours. Yours is also a good comment though!

@littlewoodimp

2 жыл бұрын

@@KossolaxtheForesworn Once upon a time, people being stupid around animals did! I like to call what happens today as 'survival of the thickest' (because in my country, thick means stupid.)

@HobGungan

2 жыл бұрын

As a father of two toddlers, the Wild Dog story was particularly infuriating (to put it as mildly as possible)

@jf_kein_k8590

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, F*ck humans. BTW I think stupidity like this could get those people a Darwin Award. Or at least a nomination.

“She decided to make the census three names lighter” is such a raw line

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

The tiger lives, peacefully waits for its meals But 3 over grown chips taunt her? Yeah, fuck that wall And them XD

@iaminsideyourwalls2021

2 жыл бұрын

@@donovanulrich348 And she got shot as well because of them

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 thats the only part i wouldnt agree with She was cleaning up the census, could have attacked school children, waits for the teen/adults' harassing her. "its in gods hands now son" XD

@GenshinLover283

2 жыл бұрын

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 And the zoo had to pay $90,000 for their stupidity

Camels never forget when you mean to them. THEY WILL HOLD THAT GRUDGE FOR YEARS

Cassowaries are legit dinosaurs.

When parents are stupid, its EVERYONES fault except their own.

@2k963

2 жыл бұрын

Correction. When people are stupid. There's actually people in the comment section ANGRY that careless people at zoos are being called out by former zookeepers. Thats like a Karen getting angry at manager for calling out people who vandalize public space.

@nostalgicbliss5547

2 жыл бұрын

Some people should def not have the license to breed.

@DuckNovagon

2 жыл бұрын

@@nostalgicbliss5547 the day that exists Every normal person: oh this will be fine 1% of the population who hop in tiger cages to avoid spending money: **don’t actually realise**

@jeenako

2 жыл бұрын

@@nostalgicbliss5547 yea seriously… if there was an ethical and effective way to regulate reproduction I think the world would be a better place

@xSayPleasex

2 жыл бұрын

@@2k963 Some of these actually did seem like the zoo's fault...Pretty sure tigers and gorillas AREN'T supposed to be able to get out of their enclosures no matter how much you "look at them" or "taunt" them. I would've sued the zoo in those cases too

Zoos trading animals like pokemon cards is surprisingly wholesome

@charKT-7461

2 жыл бұрын

I'll give you this red panda if you have 2 flamingoes and any parrot.

@sakib6258

2 жыл бұрын

@@charKT-7461 umm, can I interest you in a Russian bear instead? He's a very friendly boi but he do loves his vodka

@RamDown

2 жыл бұрын

@@sakib6258 how about 2 penguins, a polar bear, and koala?

@sakib6258

2 жыл бұрын

@@RamDown deal

@Kevin-ks5jy

2 жыл бұрын

Treating animals like priceless merch is wholesome? Mkay

Your sense of humor in presenting information is top notch 🌟

The fact that people can provoke the animals and/or get into their enclosures and then sue the zoo is absolutely insane on the part of the judicial system.

"had a habit of smiling at the gorillas while making eye contact" OH GOD

@dreadcthulhu5

2 жыл бұрын

Too stupid to live by definition.

@mionellessi3086

2 жыл бұрын

at least she was decent enough to disagree with putting down the gorilla

@gianvandenbroek9168

2 жыл бұрын

@@mionellessi3086 but he sadly died this year of old age

@samroy9153

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t people know never to show your teeth to an animal cuz it can be seen as a sign of aggression

@lunamarie1637

2 жыл бұрын

Had an idea of why this was a thing, looked it up and was correct...

Karen: lift her son over the fence and drop him into a wild animal enclosure Also Karen: NEGLIGENCE

@scorpiocarnage1055

3 жыл бұрын

"Ma'am, this incident is on you. There are signs literally EVERYWHERE saying do not sit or lean on the railings. Learn how to read and follow directions."

@mac-gyver1152

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, the zoo should be allowed to sue the Karen. To prove a point 🤦🤷

@vnquoctru

3 жыл бұрын

"But there should be guards watching. It's your job"

@drawnwithlove3499

3 жыл бұрын

"B-b-b-b-but, you shouldn't have wild animals here in the first place!!!!! It's your fault we're so tempted to go to a place with our children that has so many potential dangers!!!!"

@yos33tdr3ams

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that she went on and had 2 more poor children.. 🤦🏻‍♀️😥

The very last sentence is so clever. My favorite combination of snark and undeniable fact.

"his body was facing this way, but his head was still looking at us. We were going 60 and his legs were a blur."

"Getting R Kelly'd by a fox is a good way to make people avoid you in real life" This dude is a savage

@greenteainc.

3 жыл бұрын

every where i go.. i see his face

@j222lian

3 жыл бұрын

everywhere i go.. another shitty comment from this guy

@greenteainc.

3 жыл бұрын

@@j222lian lol

@thegamingvalentine3783

3 жыл бұрын

Sup

@zerogalaxy2735

3 жыл бұрын

indd

For those of you confused why the gorilla kicked the shit out of the smiling woman: In the animal world, teeth are weapons. So smiling at something is equivalent to pistols at dawn except the animals won't wait until dawn.

@residentsleeper8639

3 жыл бұрын

*And* she was looking them in the eye too...That poor gorilla, Bro. He just sat there and dealt with her disrespect for so many days until he just decided 'enough is *enough*' xD

@mac-gyver1152

3 жыл бұрын

Vary true, act shy and don't make eye contact. This will save your life.

@JD867

3 жыл бұрын

@@residentsleeper8639 Then he went out to eat afterwards. It was a good day to be a Gorilla.

@drawnwithlove3499

3 жыл бұрын

@@JD867 probably had a banoffee pie as a reward for beating her disrespectful ass

@jaschabull2365

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, isn't looking at an animal the equivalent of "I'm going to eat you"?

Damn I'm remembering the photoshoot I did for a zoo (I will not name it outloud) once before Covid came slapping in about 6ish years ago. Anyway to sum it up, I was hired to photograph a summer day of the zoo for future usage and advertisement. I was photographing some male peacocks that were out and about, much to my own surprise that these big birds were allowed out; and some bratty kids were both chasing after the birds and one of them even pulled on the bird's feathers. Granted, my more emotional and irrational side took over, I snapped at those kids; I think they were between 7-8 years? or less; then at the their parent for not disciplining them. I warned/alerted the zoo keeper about it; but I was surprise how tired they were, since they were dealing with the customers all day long and trying to handle the brats chasing the peacocks. So I ashed them why are the birds out then and allowed to be harassed by the brats. I was told that it was a decision by upper management of the sort. Summing it faster, and skipping other related drama with it; I finished my work, had a bad taste in my mouth, and a lot of sympathy for both the keepers and the animals. The majority of my photos were just of either the animals or the dumb people abusing the animals. I gave my complaints and had my pay docked, but I just didn't feel right seeing that level of abuse.

FARCRY4 was amazing with th nature battles.. eagles,,Honey Badgers and Cassoways.. It’s funny seeing people running for they lives from a eagle or honey badger... Far cry 4+5 were really fun games.....

I feel like if a person jumps into a animal cage in the zoo they should be be the ones sued not the zoo

@axelpatrickb.pingol3228

3 жыл бұрын

It's called "Attractive Nuisance" and most criminal laws on earth place the liability on the ones in ownership of the nuisance (the Zoo) because they didn't do their due diligence in making sure no stupid fool actually succeed in doing foolish things...

@wonkothesane8691

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Sued and jailed. If they survive.

@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472

3 жыл бұрын

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 that’s like saying if a robber slips in a store and he ends up suing whatever shop he’s in meanwhile he bagged $30,000 worth of money and products

@jadecoolness101

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472 I'm pretty aure in canada you can sue someone if you get injured on their property while you're trying to rob them lol. So that's actually accurate.

@axelpatrickb.pingol3228

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472 In my country, we have this principle called "He who comes to court must come with clean hands". So your example isn't applicable because him breaking in a place for the purpose of stealing stuff is considered robbery which would have rendered his right to redress for his injuries voided because of his crime. Then again, some foreign laws makes no sense to me, especially since your example is an actual thing. That and the US SC declaring that the Police has no obligation to do the "Serve and Protect" crap nor enforce a Court order. In my country, that ruling is very much unthinkable, especially since my country's fundamental laws are based on US laws...

As someone who worked at a zoo for a bit over 3 years I have a few stories, I'll share this one: I was doing a safari for about 50 people when I had to stop because one fully grown male giraffe was in the way, it came to me probably looking for a snack, before I even had the chance to evaluate the situation, one of the visitors suddenly got up and reached out to slap that enormous giraffe in the back leg, in a split second the startled giraffe kicked back twice and because the giraffe was so close to us or by sheer luck, the shots hit the side of the trailer - make no mistake, it's almost a 2 ton animal, those kicks kill lions - had them been delivered a few centimetres up (less than an arm's length) it would have instantaneously killed that guy along with his family and other visitors sitting next as the giraffe's leg would probably get stuck in the trailer's frame and all hell would brake loose... Luckily there were only some minor scratches and bruises due to the trailer rocking and insued panic... Oh and the dented trailer with a flat tire by the end of the day... I can't even explain it properly, it's one of those scenarios that would never cross my mind - I quitted a couple of months latter. 3 things I learned in that job but particularly on that day (plus one serious doubt): 1-most people are stupid 2-either work with animals or people, never both at the same time 3-things can go from 'OK this is nice" to "Holly Shit WTF " in the blink of an eye 4-how the hell did we rise to be the dominant species on this planet?? Seriously, intelligent species my arse!

@tayg5621

3 жыл бұрын

This was one of the most informative why I quit my jobs I've ever seen. Also that job (aside from the folks acting ridiculous) sounded amazing. Thanks for sharing!

@ARuiz-eu3hk

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that man, family and some of those visitors would have exploded into viscera that day.

@Lexandreos

3 жыл бұрын

@@tayg5621 no problem mate, but that's not why I quit the job. That came one day during a safari, we stopped to watch a group of Ostrich and one couple let their 5 year old daughter off the trailer onto ground level so she could pick up and bring back a broken Ostrich egg - they latter lied and said she was going for her shoe that had fallen off...because it made much more sense than asking me to pick it up as they're instructed to do before we start, as it was part of my responsibilities. I didn't notice because I was looking the other way but something cought my eye as one of the big birds ran around the trailer in a suspicious way (keep in mind this is the fastest land bird in the world, over 2meters tall and over 100kg in weight with a big claw that can easily tear through our bodies like it's nothing)... I see the kid I ran to her and got her back up so fast I didn't even had time to think about what was happening nor the consequences - Only a couple people actually saw the whole thing, the rest was confused as to what had just happened and the fat mom and dad were holding their crying daughter looking at me like I was a bloody child molester... After that I went to speak to my manager and told him that as much as I loved taking care of those animals, my unique job and the work environment I was getting payed near minimum wage and serving as a fail-safe for stupidity every now and then putting my own safety on the line... Meanwhile the couple was writing a complaint at the reception, I never read it. To this day I can't really blame then as they know no better about how dangerous wild animals can be (even if not predators), the same way I'm not a chemist and I can't tell if a certain chemical will make you sick, kill you or do nothing at all. So yeah, this was the final push for me - like you said, take out the people and it's an amazing job. Cheers, stay safe.

@Lexandreos

3 жыл бұрын

@@ARuiz-eu3hk exactly mate, the fact that one of the trailer's tires that must've been hit was flat by the end of the day (those bad boys are made for rough terrain) shows the amount of power in those kicks - I'm adding this to the original post too. Didn't sleep that night, in my mind I kept thinking about the worst outcome over and over.

@papaoso8340

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lexandreos Wait there is something I don't get with the ostrich story. Did they seriously thought you did something bad?

“As for the boy he can rest in pieces” was pure evil 😂😂

So many beautiful projects! Thank you for sharing! ❤❤❤