Link to World of Warships: wo.ws/3tEL8ux

@neilxdavis5359

2 жыл бұрын

I hope I can have a fanbase like you one day

@rm8874

2 жыл бұрын

Transition was flawless.

@LordBrittish

2 жыл бұрын

“This video was actually two days late because of this game.” Oh I’ve been there man. 😂

@NOXCHANCES

2 жыл бұрын

love the rs music

@starwars910

2 жыл бұрын

Love the runescape music. Great video yet again.

Even his advertisement ends up having good and well thought out humor

@idreadFell365

2 жыл бұрын

I about to think of a well thought out way of stealing your clout

@Cxntfindvonte

2 жыл бұрын

Hi

@gaydepressedcat1501

2 жыл бұрын

He has come.

@utibby222

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh wtf

@green_tea5453

2 жыл бұрын

Remember me before this comment blows up-

I remember reading the diary of an english nobleman who was trying to breed zebras like horses to use in africa. "The complication with zebras is that, fundamentally, they are all bastards."

@nothinkin69

2 жыл бұрын

Well I mean they are lmao

@WorldEaterEater

2 жыл бұрын

damn ok

@equarg

2 жыл бұрын

Yea………they are naturally assholes. They can be “trained” but you can never turn your back on them. Plus a horse having a bad day may just nip or threaten to kick you. A Zebra will turn you into paste. Or as a native African explained to a tourist, “A horse that wants you off his back will just buck you off and run away. A Zebra will buck you off and keep kicking till your dead”. Tourist:😳 Oh. Makes sense.

@TheGameMage_

2 жыл бұрын

Please give source, This sounds like an interesting read

@domkazi7845

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry but I call cap on this

I'm a donkey attack survivoor. About 20 years ago i had a little hobby farm and took in animals that needed rehab. One of my friends acquired a whole herd of Mammoth donkeys, and the jack (intact male-stallion) was in particularly rough shape. These are the largest breed of donkeys, and he was about the same size as my riding horse, but about 300 lbs underweight. He looked like a skeleton with a dirty hide thrown over- just heartbreaking. Anyway, he was sweet until he started to gain enough weight to feel better, and one day he decided out of the blue to punch my ticket to the express train upstairs! He grabbed me right where my shoulder and neck tied in- thank goodness for wintertine and heavyduty Carharts jackets!- and started shaking me around and trying to fall on me and crush me with his knees like i was a coyote in the videos above! I was down in the dirt, tucked up tight and trying to roll out under the fence when i was saved at the last minute- my good foxtrotter mare saw what was happening from 2 pens over, and came to my rescue! She broke through 2 sets of hot electric fence to rip a chunk out of that jackasses ass- and keep him away until i could get safe. I was banged up, but ok. He parted ways with his testacles the very next day and was much nicer after "brain surgery". My horse was cherished till the end of her days. Best friend i ever had.

@irishuisman1450

2 ай бұрын

_yikes_ That was one good mare ^^'

@ChelGriffith

2 ай бұрын

@@irishuisman1450 She was the BEST.

@glennllewellyn7369

19 күн бұрын

Cool name. A donkey bucked me into a 5 strand high tensile barbed wire fence. Knees went under, one strand on my thighs, one strand across my chest, the last strand across the bridge of my nose. I never tried to ride it again and I never fed it persimmons again. Also, platypus and stonefish really really hurt…I was a stupid kid! Australia

@dottiegillespie8067

16 күн бұрын

Holy Crap! It must have been scary. Glad your ok!

@Bubblebloomer

12 күн бұрын

I'm a wooden spoon surviver. 😮

I can add one. Domesticated sheep - specifically rams. Their horns are at the same height as femoral arteries and an irritated flick of their head can cause someone to bleed out in 20 minutes. I was a regional Registrar of births, deaths and marriages and while researching a family tree was looking through death records in the 1850's. In this particular country town over that period "gored by ram" was the cause of death in 20% of the deceased...

@edi9892

8 ай бұрын

I've seen one try to impale a leg through a fence. It was perfectly safe behind the fence, but that was apparently not good enough... I quite dislike cows and have been attacked twice and unprovoked so. They really seem to love to crash into fences too...

@julietfischer5056

7 ай бұрын

Angry Ram and his sons.

@nostalgicbliss5547

7 ай бұрын

​@@julietfischer5056😂😂

@julietfischer5056

7 ай бұрын

@@nostalgicbliss5547- Rambro (Angry Ram) has or had a KZread channel. He's since gone to the great pasture in the sky, while his sons carry on the legacy.

@GiordanDiodato

5 ай бұрын

supposedly Thomas Jefferson owned a pet ram and it killed a boy

"Eeyore wasn't depressed, he was just reminded of the war crimes he committed" is one of the best lines from him yet

@pinkcupcake4717

2 жыл бұрын

That’s Eeyore, from Winnie the Pooh. And I’m still dead.

@gabecassidy3675

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer, "airdropped to the Gulag"

@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y

2 жыл бұрын

He loved it, he's actually sad because the military made him retire.

@carrots6249

2 жыл бұрын

Lets be honest everyone says that, this dude always has the best one liners in the next video he'll probably say a better one

@lividthoughts

2 жыл бұрын

Eeyore has been my spirit animal along with Oscar the grouch for way to many years

Just some of the creative ways this guy has described "dying" Clapped Put in a box Get vibe checked Unsubscribed from life Get put on a shirt One shot Walking delete button "Have been known to murk someone" Past-tense Going to subtract you Remove you from the United States Census Get put six feet under Getting rock'd Shows you the whites of the heavenly gates He will be your series finale Sending you to Jerusalem Turning you into a statistic One-way trip to his ancestors "help connect you to God's Wifi" "Lead you to water so they can reverse Baptize you" Co-sign your obituary

@jonathancooper9534

2 жыл бұрын

RSVP to the cloud cookout

@Nadine19891908

2 жыл бұрын

Turn you into a hashtag

@blackpowderuser373

2 жыл бұрын

Turn you from "is" to "was"

@urgay1511

2 жыл бұрын

Getting airdropped to the gulag

@flare0114

2 жыл бұрын

Kick the life points out of people

Wholeheartedly agree with the donkey take. Mom used to raise Shetland sheep for wool and there USED to be a lot of coyotes and foxes around. One day dad came home with two donkeys. Let’s just say that for the first month they were guaranteed to find a minimum of one coyote body in the pasture (sometimes 2-3). The “honey badger horse” got me laughing so hard because it is so true.

Some ranchers are actually starting to get guard donkeys instead of guard dogs for this exact reason. They are extremely territorial and will attack any animal that tries to go into its territory (hence your land) therefore keeping livestock safe, but you have to get them as babies so they can get familiar with your other animals or pets that way they don’t try to hurt them or confuse them as intruders.

@nickbeckwith6211

8 ай бұрын

My cousins are sheep farmers and at various times have used donkeys and llamas as their herding animals. Local predators want nothing to do with either.

@avrilbbrown8594

8 ай бұрын

​@@nickbeckwith6211t

@givmi_more_w9251

6 ай бұрын

Maybe that would be an option our local German sheep farmers should consider, to protect against wolves (this isn't the US, we don't have space, it's nature romantics also continously preventing culling of 'repeat offenders') Would also be a hilarious way to send annoying tourists who think it's a good idea to pet guardian dogs flying.

@Nina1995Jan

6 ай бұрын

@@givmi_more_w9251 We all work with what we have.

@erichbrough6097

28 күн бұрын

Donkeys: the OG badasses.

Farmers actually do usually keep a donkey around their livestock like sheep or cows because the donkey will aggressively attack any wild coyotes that might try to take the livestock. They're basically guard dogs with 1000% testosterone.

@donovanulrich348

2 жыл бұрын

Yoy would think dogs are a no go with Donkeys But if the owner has the Donkeys respect and shows affection to the dog, its probably safe

@silashurd3597

2 жыл бұрын

Very true

@kitlee172

2 жыл бұрын

Now this explains why a lot of the local farmers in my area have donkeys. The more you know 🌈

@floppagaming2213

2 жыл бұрын

Donkeys are cool zebras are not dont get it wrong zebras are 500x more violent to people

@firstnamelastname7298

2 жыл бұрын

Chihuahua's are fckn 25000% testosterone , those things will fight god and the devil at the same time while going through a drug haze

This guy just has the most spectacular ways to say “dead” or “killed”

@RipRLeeErmey

2 жыл бұрын

It's because of draconian censorship laws on both TikTok and KZread not allowing you to talk about death or anything (people, animals, bacteria) getting killed.

@fawzee_em

2 жыл бұрын

"AirDrop you to the Gulag"

@RipRLeeErmey

2 жыл бұрын

@@fawzee_em Shit like that is so worth it though 😂

@mangomantraband

2 жыл бұрын

I’d go as far to say that something ending your mantra is to deplete your full existence.

@doncarleone334

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

You know you're dealing with a dangerous animal when you see a lion running from it with a look of sheer panic.

When the giant Anteater stood up, turned, and held its claws straight out; it was the most startling move since the video of the mountain lion with cubs chased a walker back with repeated slaps of it's claws down in front rapidly, to frighten the walker away

And donkey stubbornness and not giving a crap is why mules are prized pack animals among farmers: horse genes mellow out the donkey genes, meaning they're more personable but don't spook as easy.

@Calu114

2 жыл бұрын

Do they use dogs as chewing gum aswell?

@ieatmemeswithoutmilk1337

2 жыл бұрын

@@Calu114the best summary of donkeys

@creativehorsequeen

2 жыл бұрын

And they're bigger so they can carry and pull more.

@Kaefer1973

2 жыл бұрын

I think it starts before that though, the Poitou donkey was brad to breed mules, and is quite chill as far as donkeys go, so I assume they already tried to solve the issue at the core.

@official_jack

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it has more to do with their ability to carry packs. They’re much better at it than both donkeys and horses. But trust me, mules are STUBBORN. If a mule doesn’t want to do something, there’s absolutely no way you can make them.

“You poisoned me because I stepped on you? You’re damn near invisible!” Stone fish: “That sounds like a personal problem.”

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like skill issue

@Gojirasaurus_rex

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent skill issue

@TheHomelesslander

Жыл бұрын

Stone Fish: I missed the part where that’s my problem.

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

Ratio + didn't ask + poison + fatherless behavior + I poisoned your father

@MiniiPockets101

Жыл бұрын

" OW! WHAT THE FUCK BRO?! YOU POISIONED ME BECAUSE I STEPPED ON YOU?! THE FUCK??! " Stone fish: *" Sounds like a YOU problem. Bozo. "*

Best one in here is saying a stone fish “is like choosing invisibility as a superpower then emptying a clip on someone for stepping on your foot” 😂😂😂😂

There is one word that sums up this young man, and it is "Wordsmith" Keep keeping on! 👏🏾👏🏾

Okay, but can we appreciate the nicknames he gave to zebras: Oreo donkeys, Panda pony, Asshole with stripes, Prison pony, barcode horse, an Animal born with his own prison jumpsuit

@notapottopissin7493

2 жыл бұрын

Barcode horse🤣

@SquareMahogany

2 жыл бұрын

@@notapottopissin7493 Ah! That one was probably my favorite

@strechemall

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite was the Donkeys Black air force affiliates lol that shit is solid asf

@AbigailHonestly

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, the Oreo Donkey’s fear no god but can we also refer to it as The Black & White Freddy Krueger Stallion?

@roylle6346

2 жыл бұрын

And donkey a hood horse😂

Jaguar: (attacks tail) Giant ant-eater: you should've gone for the head

@anubis9151

2 жыл бұрын

Well, ambush predators do attack from behind, but yeah, attacking from behind and attacking the behind are different things and they should teach Jaguars that.

@juicesghost8501

2 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@aprilchristopher3465

2 жыл бұрын

Giant ant earet: t poses

@vishwarao6064

2 жыл бұрын

After all who doesnt like a good head?

@ImJustaKnitter

2 жыл бұрын

@@juicesghost8501 “Steve’s voice”

Once again, you've produced one of the best videos I've ever watched. Your straight-faced, solemn delivery combined with slang terms instead of scientific ones -- "murder guppy" and "hot pocket for a pride of lions" are just two of many -- turns these wildlife videos into true entertainment that also provides a good deal of serious scientific discussion. Thank you for some of the most watchable videos ever! They are the sort of educational tool that is badly needed to turn kids onto science and give them a solid understanding of the real world that too many schools today, sadly, don't provide their pupils.

Bruh, I cannot lie, when I'm having a bad day, this man's commentary is hilarious and just brightens my whole mood.. Thanks for these King

"You also can't trust any animal with a Australian area code" Yeah.. Australia is the glitched out part of the world where the difficulty is set to ultra-nightmare

@beverlystevens955

2 жыл бұрын

Less ultra nightmare and more where the minmaxers live.

@iffracem

2 жыл бұрын

nah, I'm Australian and the single worst animal here is humans. We have no bears, no lion, tigers, Jaguars etc, our largest land based predator is a medium sized dog. We have no murder donkeys, no primates (except arsehole humans). Sure the salt water crocs make a US alligator look like a lizard and outweigh the Nile Crocodile, our wedge tailed eagle (esp the Tasmanian one) makes the Bald eagle look like a sad seagull, and the cassowary has attitude at mating time (who doesn't?) and IMHO anyone silly enough to get into a great white sharks dining room deserves to either be on the menu, or meet a stone fish/jellyfish. They all leave you alone if you treat them with respect, even the snakes and spiders. Oh wait, we did lose a war against emu's once, but that was because the army sent an artillery officer to sort out an infantry problem.

@idioticseagull3498

2 жыл бұрын

@@iffracem yeah, unless it's a magpie because they will seek you out if you even think about their nest

@beverlystevens955

2 жыл бұрын

@@iffracem yeah the kidnappers and human traffickers

@Cybermat47

2 жыл бұрын

Funny, that’s what us Aussies say about the USA. Is it true that you guys have bulletproof backpacks for school kids?

David Attenborough makes us want to hug wild animals. This guy does the world a service and reminds us why we probably shouldn't.

@csteplight1

2 жыл бұрын

I now hate zebras….

@Lupidaloop

2 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing a video where DA said he never stroked animals off camera. Barely even to his dogs.

@elainehelmont4647

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lupidaloop Well it depends on the animal,many animals can be unpredictable. My dog likes being pet but would never want to be put on the lap,my cat likes to stay on my lap but doesn't like being pet too much but she's much more dangerous than the dog as she will hite hard.

@HasufelyArod

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to see him talking to Sir David.

@HasufelyArod

2 жыл бұрын

Both services need to be appreciated.

I've always had great respect and admiration for the honey badger and their ferocity. naming the donkey the badger horse is solid

He said RSVPing to the cloud cookout!! His descriptions of death are flawless 😂😂😂😂😂

I like how the zebra KO’d the wildebeest for no reason and then scattered like the rest of the group when it hit the ground like “Oh gosh I wonder what took that dude out I hope it wasn’t a hunter”

@colemandustun883

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@vaporean_boylove.0w083

2 жыл бұрын

Zebras have no chill. They just cause chaos cause they can XD

@barkyonyx962

2 жыл бұрын

sussy zebra does an amogus

@prometheanrebel3838

2 жыл бұрын

Sherrifplier: There's been a murder!

@WhuDhat

2 жыл бұрын

Tfw your aim is so on point that your warning shot lands between the eyes

As a donkey owner, I can agree they're literal asses until you earn their trust then they're 100% on your side. They also hold grudges.

@kenmorris2290

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. As do mules. On the other hand donkeys form incredibly strong bonds with people they like. Much more so than horses typically do.

@deathserpent9747

Жыл бұрын

My grandmom told me a story about a mule chasing after her and her dad slapped it in the face and the mule gave him a look like he felt regret

@sams_enfp

10 ай бұрын

@@deathserpent9747 guy had balls of steel to slap a donkey 💀

I love that the Anteater throws its arms out to ask "What you wanna do??"😂

One thing I’ll always respect casual for is the way he does ads like I can’t even skip them the flow is too good I’m already hooked

I'm glad he's got sponsors and people recognizing his potential

@jontraz5993

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this dude is so good

@FutureBusinessTech

2 жыл бұрын

Potential? He's already widely successful on the video platforms.

@reidb6327

2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@alexgakwavu4164

2 жыл бұрын

Bro i hope he does Komodo dragon

@michaelsMW2movies

2 жыл бұрын

with an average view count of 1.5Million/vid im not surprised.

Our generation's David Attenborough. I'm not kidding, he could narrate a Planet Earth series and I would watch it.

@andrewthomasprism9388

2 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@_Shay_

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Netflix make it happen

@neilmcdonaldii4367

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in support of this. Maybe the human hood donkeys will actually watch and learn something.

@topiheimola69

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody is comparable to Attenborough tho

@ramonsterns

2 жыл бұрын

lol, no. Still entertaining though.

The creativity you use to deliver factual information is pure genius!!! Your cadence and flow completely compliment any and all references/examples/comparisons/humor you use to drive the “you probably didn’t know” information home…And the visual edits only solidify your epic hard-work-And creativity that you put in! 💪🏻…You make learning fun 🤪🤓…Sometimes hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:55 so yeah, even if you saw an evil scientist fist fight against a platypus with a 1900 detective hat to take over the Tristate area, only to get flatlined at an emergency room 10 days later, and it all started with a barb on Perry’s elbow

actually, donkeys are only seen as "stubborn" because they're VERY smart. If they don't wanna do something, they just won't. They know they're heavier and stronger than people and use it against us lol

@samwallaceart288

2 жыл бұрын

They're not stubborn, they're just good negotiators and they know their worth.

@Orapac-ln5jd

2 жыл бұрын

@@samwallaceart288 every donkeys apparently read Art of the Deal lol

@alexisgrunden1556

2 жыл бұрын

I've known a horse like that. That day, I learned three very important things. *1:* You cannot MAKE a 1/2-ton animal do anything it doesn't want to do. Encourage it, bribe it, teach it? Sure. But if it doesn't want to do the thing, then it won't~ (he side-stepped while I was brushing his flank, and gently pinned me [no crushing, just stuck] between his hip and the wall) *2:* Horses can have interesting senses of humor. (he waited until I'd braced both feet against the wall to try and push him a couple inches so I could get loose, then abruptly stepped back and let me drop to the floor like a sack of hammers; this was his idea of a joke) *3:* They can and _will_ laugh at you. (a deep, basso chuckle in the chest, and when I snapped at him that that wasn't funny, he started whinnying [cracking up] and tossing his head. Dude damn near ROFLMAO at me) He was still loads better than another horse at that stable; getting assigned him for grooming was a punishment duty. He was a sadist who would bite you, then laugh while you screamed.

@samwallaceart288

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexisgrunden1556 I feel like sense of humor is a marker of top % animal intelligence

@rp-wn5or

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao I wonder if zebras KNOW they’re assholes lol they’re related to donkeys, no?

"God put a face on a feather duster and said let there be life"😂😂😂😂 I love this channel 😂😂😂

@J.A.huscher

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite line from this dood

As someone with arachnophobia, I appreciate the spider warning 🙏🙏

@midashelps933

Ай бұрын

Same. So considerate for real

This video is a year old, but it's been fantastic fun going through Casual Geographic videos. His language and delivery are absolutely hilarious! AND, pretty informative too. Never knew all this about donkeys. New fave!

To add to donkeys. A man went in a trip through the wilds of California. He had his donkey and was riding his horse. All of a sudden the horse gets spooked and throws the man from the saddle before running off. As he gets up he sees the mountain lion that spooked his horse and thinks, 'this is how I die' His prayers were interrupted however by his donkey who sprinted past the man, into the mountain lion and proceeded to vibe check and murder the cougar with a fury that can only be described as holy and righteous in it's zeal. Even after the mountain lion was dead the donkey would make sure by grabbing it around the neck and hulk smashing it's body to be sure it wouldn't get back up again.

@carmeltabby

2 жыл бұрын

"That'll do Donkey. That'll do."

@Ryutsukiffe

2 жыл бұрын

The cougar failed the vibe check

@ChroniclesofAlicha_Balaam

2 жыл бұрын

I am getting a donkey on my farm asap...lol

@ChinchillaBONK

2 жыл бұрын

Donkey is my next pet animal

@anonymousnlonely3315

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what

"Rsvp'ing to the clouds cookout" the creative ways this man has of describing a demise is comedy Gold.

@williamjenkins4913

2 жыл бұрын

I also liked "will connect you to God's wifi"

@weijna

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamjenkins4913 my favorite is “put in gods recently deleted”

@enclavecomms.officer5219

2 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget "send your jaw to Jerusalem"

@eevaridedarkthorn1194

Жыл бұрын

@@williamjenkins4913 Yeah that one cracked me up

ROTFFLOL @ 9:27 “and, because…. Australia “! 😂

Not only were all of your creative death description/euphemisms absolutely brilliant, I am incredibly grateful for the very THOUGHTFUL spider warning you provided. That’s the fist time anyone has done that so THANK YOU!!🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

My grandmother had a 'pet' donkey that she let run around her 22 acres of land. It loved people. Enjoyed cuddling. And would do nearly anything you asked for an apple. I never saw any actual violence from it at all aside from the time one of my uncle's drunken friens punched it and it sent him to the hospital. Totally his fault and no one blamed her. So I guess there are outliers in every animal.

@spinyslasher6586

9 ай бұрын

Donkeys are only threatening if they see you as a threat. Domesticated donkeys normally don't see people as threats, but if you train one for guard duty, you basically have a guided missile against predators.

@tinyhouseranch

9 ай бұрын

Hope the asshole that punched it “had” the life he deserved .

@tinyhouseranch

9 ай бұрын

Im screaming at 10:00 river dancing donkeys killed me.

@korsekil

6 ай бұрын

@@spinyslasher6586 Especially if you're in wolf or coyote country, donkeys will turn them into mince.

@GiordanDiodato

5 ай бұрын

tbf, I think he's talking mostly about wild donkeys

nah ant eaters got it

@viablezombie9419

2 жыл бұрын

@Melascula Manson its a bot my guy, there have been a lot of them lately and its getting annoying. just report them when you see it.

@greasemunkeyyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@karine3126 w-what

@SwagelokTaj

2 жыл бұрын

Feather duster, vacuum, and switch-blade all in one. Totes 🤘

stumbled across the channel like two weeks ago, totally hooked since then and watched all videos by now haha i really appreciate the donkey content, as a mule owner i know the struggle of people not believing that this babyfaced, longeared plushy can turn from puppy to polar bear within seconds. must admit, here in middle europe donks and mules are rare. people don't get why i don't let their kids near her. that they are extremely intelligent, socially orientated and trainable is awesome, but sometimes only makes it worse because seems to be difficult to understand that only because they are safe for or friendly to one person doesn't necessarily mean they are to others. mine had a bad upbringing, i earned her trust over 13 years now, but i will not test our luck with people who think animals exist just for them to pet them.

1:55 "God put a face on a feather duster and said let there be life" lol. This guy has the funniest yet accurate descriptions of animals 😆

"Because they have poor eyesight, their first response is usually violence." 😆🤣🤣

@greybeltre2364

2 жыл бұрын

I have the same reaction for the same reason...

@LuShanna

2 жыл бұрын

Probably why the elderly are so unpredictable 🤣

@yeahidontlikeyou1397

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuShanna you're my favorite person now 😅

@herrscheroftheend1963

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Jayfeather would’ve been a great warrior after all

@tomsmith6379

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuShanna like my grandpa

I'm honestly convinced that this man has written a whole book of death analogies.

giant anteaters look completely harmless, but I guess the fact that they live in the same territory as jaguars is a good sign that they probably aren't

@Marqan

Жыл бұрын

okay, the zebras are even worse, wtf

I just now came across your animal content. You practically had me in stitches, I was laughing so much. Love your delivery and loved your humor. I’m definitely a new subscriber.

Eeyore isn't sad because of what he did, he's sad because the Special Forces retired him, and he'll never see ''action'' again.

@b-zar8912

2 жыл бұрын

More like the Yakuza retired him.

“If you ever wonder why a zebra is being an ass it’s because it’s literally in its blood” 🤣🤣🤣

@MKHB-sz8np

2 жыл бұрын

in my language we call zebras :monstrous donkeys. so seems legit

@HayderAbdulridha

2 жыл бұрын

@@MKHB-sz8np Arabic?

@marvelgirlxvii

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact. Mountain Zebra males will die protect foals that aren’t their own and mothers will leave their babies alone with males. It’s only planes Zebras that try to kill the babies.

@MKHB-sz8np

2 жыл бұрын

@@HayderAbdulridha yup

Brother, as a fan of animals, I LOVE your page... The way you give descriptions have me in tears. 😂😂😂 Keep up the good work. ✊🏽💪🏽

The Uber Eats ad immediately after you said "The reason?" (about the zebra biting off a body part) was hilariously timed

"Donkeys are just honeybadger horses and you can't change my mind about it." Yup. I've thought exactly the same thing since I found out some farmers don't bother with guard dogs and just put a donkey or two in with their livestock to keep coyotes away. Haven't looked at them the same way since.

@ScarletShade13

2 жыл бұрын

My great-aunt had a guard donkey for her farm. Simon was sweet as a pie _if_ he liked you.

@Volcarion

2 жыл бұрын

They also seem to like the docile herd animals. So that's neat

We need to see Wilbur getting dropped into anteater territory. Maybe it’ll make him reconsider his hatred for them

@batspidey7611

2 жыл бұрын

Who’s Wilbur?

@tanglekelp1857

2 жыл бұрын

@@batspidey7611 Wilbur Soot, a content creator here on YT

@electronicblues

2 жыл бұрын

it'll remind him why he hates them

@marstheclown9314

2 жыл бұрын

@@batspidey7611 just some guy that hates anteaters with a burning passion

@cookiehunter1357

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Dude, that kangaroo is frigging JACKED! He looks straight of the yard

I cant stress how much i like your content, you are bringing the natural world to a whole of people in a way thst hasn't been done before i feel. It's just great

The Giant Anteater: _"God put a face on a featherduster and said 'Let There Be Life'!"_ - LOL that's brutal:D It must take almost as much time and effort coming up with all the zingers as it does researching all the various crazy animal traits!

I heard a story of a couple who went packing with their donkey. They turned around and realized to later that a mountain lion was coming for them. Suddenly the donkey ran over before it could get to them, grabbed it by the neck, and slammed it into the ground until it was past tense. The donkey then just trotted over to them like nothing happened.

@sumdaybro

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ remind me to never fuck with donkeys

@Saya_Turner

Жыл бұрын

Damn 😂😂😂

@joakos1122

Жыл бұрын

Yup ranchers buy donkeys to protect sheep from predators they’re very tough

@-nightlyfireflies-9561

Жыл бұрын

Bro got connected to gods wifi

@shaheemphillip

Жыл бұрын

W donkey 🐴

I especially LOVE how you mix the streets with the lecturer on the podium in your speaking style. It makes your presentation rich & interesting.... & how you mixed in your advertisement with the ant eater - Well Done! 👏👏👏

We gotta talk about how smoothe his transitions to his sponsored "commercials" are. You never know when hes gonna slide it in, and it always blends in with the animal facts 😂. Perfect. I used to play him in the background during class so my students had some background noise while they worked, to keep them from talking.... Worked every time❤

Donkeys aren't even that small we know them. We often only see the "domesticated" donkeys. The one that live in the wild are as huge as horse.

@andreabyrne6527

2 жыл бұрын

Or even just the vast difference in breeds like horses, you get miniature to draft sizes.

@emilytrevino4023

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called a mammoth jack. it’s a different breed of donkey I have one. He’s bigger than all my horses.

@esqueue

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen a very large amount of wild donkeys and they were all much smaller than your typical horse breed. The statement that the ones that live in the wild are as huge as horses is incorrect. As someone said above, there are different breeds.

@TheTheLifeIsHard

2 жыл бұрын

@@esqueue Yes there are different breeds. I just wanted to make the point that they can be big.

That Segway to the ad was seamless..😅 and the ending 🤣

@aavasjha6143

2 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here

@triplus198

2 жыл бұрын

True

@Stickville614

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@ancientmegalodon29

2 жыл бұрын

Your here too

@Eidenhoek

2 жыл бұрын

*segue

I absolutely LOVE the way you narrate videos!! You truly are SO freaking talented!❤

A seriously impressive narration; very creative and totally deadpan. Loved it!

To be fair, it’s kind of nice of the ant eaters to even have a “last warning” response

@mollusckscramp4124

Жыл бұрын

It's a straight up t-pose hahaha

@Mernom

Жыл бұрын

@@mollusckscramp4124 T pose to assert dominance

@jahrusalem3658

Жыл бұрын

@@Mernom It's even better because they look like their wearing wife-beater shirts in some videos.

@TygerHillis

Жыл бұрын

Most animals would just curb stomp you; no warning

@DragonTheOne

Жыл бұрын

They straight up unplug the router

"If there is one animal that a donkey won't trust it's anything that looks remotely like a dog" That video where the donkey laughed at a dog getting shocked by an electric fence got a whole lot funnier.

@GreaterSociety

2 жыл бұрын

I just checked it out

@arcturus9276

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember that video, can I get the link pls

@arcturus9276

2 жыл бұрын

@@MAN_FROM_BEYOND thanks

Without making your head too big, just know this: While I enjoy learning about the various animals, and their attributes from you, I also really enjoy your witty delivery, which is most entertaining... You need to write a book on animals and their attributes, using your witty style... It will prove most entertaining. Stay well, my friend!

LOVE your open fresh Narrative in these subjects young man! KUDOS!

when the least dangerous wild animal on an entire continent is the big fucking crocodile

@SupersuMC

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@VegaFic

2 жыл бұрын

Yea lmfao, he hadn't even mentioned that mf the Box Jellyfish. That thing is practically invisible and the venom is literally painless

@sauce0rii

2 жыл бұрын

@@VegaFic he’s talking about animals you wouldn’t expect

@unknown-cz5gq

2 жыл бұрын

@@sauce0rii to be fair I wouldnt expect an invisible animal neither

@sauce0rii

2 жыл бұрын

@@unknown-cz5gq LMAO

"Donkey giving a whole dragon a deep dish treatment makes more sense than you realize." Lmfao I'm dead🤣🤣🤣

@generalc4948

2 жыл бұрын

Has flashback to Shrek

3:49 no one gonna talk abt that slap?? Or am I hallucinating 💀

Your show is becoming more and more addictive. The commentary is gold and the information is priceless.

Jaguar: *Is king of the jungle* Also Jaguar: *Gets wrecked by a giant blind T-posing pine needle*

@beverlystevens955

2 жыл бұрын

As any king should

@KneeseekerGuardsbane

2 жыл бұрын

Then the Otters come along and drown the pinecone.

@bryn1063

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, it's not like humans can at least they have a chance. If they wanted to kill us we'd put up no fight 🤷🏽‍♀️

As someone who works around horses and donkeys, I can confirm that they are the Pegasus to a Florida Man's Hercules

@genghiskhan6809

2 жыл бұрын

As a Floridian, yes.

@lunacouer

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jhde9067

2 жыл бұрын

Oh please, don't give them ideas.

Always enjoy your videos. They're well organized, thoroughly researched, and concise (you get quickly to the point). Keep up the good work.

8:23 along wit the fact that they look like a rock makes that overkill

I just want to say you inspire young black creators like myself.I want to turn youtube into a career so I can take care of my family even though they're doubting me right now.Keep up the great work!🙏

@mysticwizardphd

2 жыл бұрын

He really is a huge inspiration for everyone, I’ll sub to you since you’re building a career 🙂

@PaleCaretaker

2 жыл бұрын

you must realize that very small percentage of content creators are getting successful enough to live from it

@neilxdavis5359

2 жыл бұрын

@@PaleCaretaker I'm going to make it no matter what with GOD'S grace.

@neilxdavis5359

2 жыл бұрын

@@mysticwizardphd thank you

@VelociraptorAnimations

2 жыл бұрын

@@PaleCaretaker wow, so motivational

One of the fun things with the English language is how many different ways you can find to describe things. This dude takes it to a whole new level. Must have grown up with a dictionary in one hand and a thesaurus in the other.

@rogue7723

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, hearing him find new ways to describe being killed is oddly a highlight of these videos.

@ernestel9537

Жыл бұрын

great delivery too. Seems well prepared and well researched. 🤓🧐👍🏾

@caraculo1077

Жыл бұрын

The english vocabulary is not very diverse actually. Compare it to let us say corean, portuguese or german

@Fermion.

Жыл бұрын

@@caraculo1077 Basic English, yes. But what separates English is its highly fluid use of slang and idioms, i.e., different ways to convey the same thought. Go listen to someone from inner city Baltimore, New York Italians, the rural south, the northern Midwest, and then Southern California, and a non native speaker might swear none of them are even speaking the same language. That’s what happens when you put all types of cultures from around the world together in one massive country. The language will naturally become highly diverse, due to so many different cultures putting their own spin on the language.

@caraculo1077

Жыл бұрын

@@Fermion. Not really. Spanish and Portuguese for example can express the same meaning trough verbal periphrases in like 20 ways or so.

HIGHLY educational; the VERY BEST animal forum I've ever seen 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Ur show ROCKS bro!😉👍🏾...Keep it up!

Excellent video and your wit and humor is wonderfully entertaining. Thank you.

The stone fish also sheds a layer of skin as the algae grows on it allowing it to change colors depending on the time of year and local environment changes.

@zeedotyy9096

2 жыл бұрын

Bcuz Australia god bless the land the land down under

@yaegpvp1053

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for the wisdom

Zebra in Arabic roughly translates to "savage donkey" and I find that quite an apt description lol.

@zakattack1362

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Ru-yi9lt

2 жыл бұрын

الحمار الوحشي It's more like wild donkey than Savage

@SCP-469

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a good band name:⚡ SAVAGE DONKEY ⚡

I love how smooth his transitions to ads and back are. It fits perfectly

Your narration is the most amazing use of words ever!

*wife shakes husband awake*: Brian, someone's outside!" *husband sits bolt upright with a snort* "what, where?" "In Eeyore's paddock!" "Oh." *lies back down and rolls over* "I'll call the ambulance in the morning."

@joliebokeh1958

2 жыл бұрын

He'll call the funeral home in the morning

@tvheadtomson4748

2 жыл бұрын

@@joliebokeh1958 might as well call God while he’s at it and tell him he’s got another one coming up

@demon13doc

2 жыл бұрын

@@tvheadtomson4748 God had that donkey made just to make sure that asshole wouldn't trespass again.

@ryuoh6928

2 жыл бұрын

More like the morgue...

“Better people have done worse for less” is such a powerful statement

Very informative and some hilarious word play! Well done!!!!

I only came across this channel yesterday and have been binge watching since, ive been enjoying it so much ive not slept yet, because i keep saying " just 1 more video" over and over. God love this channel and this man cause he is funny as all hell.

"And a bite that can leave you with one less hand than you started with" This kid is good 😂

Donkeys are basically Napolean horses, underrated and humiliated but turned out to be more OverPowered and PissedOff then expected.

@anubis9151

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he really got fucked due to a lot of issues that basically didn't even had to do with him.....all the political unstablity that got him into power also backstabed him while he was conquering, the irony.

@KlavierMenn

2 жыл бұрын

In northern Brazil, donkeys are a cultural patrimony because they can withstand the heat, drought and lack of food way better than any horse. the folklore depiction of a northern brazilian will always be in the back of a donkey.

@johnnygyro2295

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't Don Quixote have a donkey for a steed?

@MrTrellheim

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnygyro2295 Nope, that was his "squire", Sancho Panza. Don Quijote rode on an old, skinny horse called Rocinante.

@cosmicdoggo9296

Жыл бұрын

@@KlavierMenn Jesus alse rided a Donkey

Appreciated your verbal imagery, particularly around arriving in the clouds with a harp-lesson punch card. Pushed an old lady to 'keep up'. Thanks!

Dude, your humor is on point. You have me rolling every time I watch a video

“God put a face on a feather duster and said ‘Let There Be Life!’” 😂😂😂

Unironically one of my favorite quotes from this man is "The reason?....Well if he had one, he didn't tell anybody." I paraphrase that whenever I share that related Zebra story.

@themug406

Жыл бұрын

Why and how would thst be ironic

@Glenn-F-Rice

Жыл бұрын

The guy pinned down by the donkey was hollering for Stephen Spielberg to quit filming and help

@God-ch8lq

11 ай бұрын

@@Glenn-F-Rice my great-uncle was messing w/ my great grandfather's donkey when he was like 8 (it was before cars were widespread), the donkey kicked him in the balls, since then he had the voice of a child until the day he died (he did take singing lessons afterwards to take advantage of that)

Casual is one of the most entertainingly informative tubers. Respect.

Bro you’re awesome!! The puns and style of description you come up with is undefeated ❤️😂😂

"It's like choosing invisibility as a superpower but then emptying a clip on someone for accidentally stepping on your foot." How or why is that so funny??????

@MoistDelta.

2 жыл бұрын

That was the most accurate way to describe that situation 😂

@Budget_Prepper

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody has to explain their sense of humor to you. You're nobody in particular and people can like what they like.

@seriouslyidk179

2 жыл бұрын

@@Budget_Prepper Read what they wrote again. It was a rhetorical question, meaning they found it funny. There's no reason for ad hominems based on your assumptions.

@coldaaronexpresso8220

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't that the plot of The Invisible Man? LMAO

@ZeonGenesisEvangelgoog

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve done this like once in H3

My great uncle owned a donkey, and I helped him out one summer. The thing loved me and him. However if anyone got into it's enclosure without properly introducing themselves to it, they'd get chased out by it, and then it would grab stuff off the wall and throw it at said person. They can be real friendly, so long as you treat them with caution and respect.

@demon13doc

2 жыл бұрын

How does a rabbit's uncle own a donkey?

@wagz781

2 жыл бұрын

@@demon13doc Great uncle (Think grandad's brother), and very carefully.

@masterzoroark6664

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, I find it extremely ammusing and i tresting that the donkey not only chased someone out but proceeded to grab and throw stuff at said person

@bloblovlalalulu3422

2 жыл бұрын

That donkey's hilarious!

@sarahc8862

2 жыл бұрын

Donkeys are extremely intelligent, I've trained donkeys, mules and horses donkeys take the cake when it comes to intelligence and memory something I was working on with the horses would take 40 or 50 repetitions to learn but donkeys would have it after 10 or 20 but when they are done for the day that's it you aren't making any positive progress from that point on ,so you learn to keep training sessions short

This you g man is very funny even with a straight face explanation but was real smooth adding the game context in. 2 thumbs way way up.