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@Gr1m.reaprz

Жыл бұрын

cool

@TheWorld1987

Жыл бұрын

Alright

@ladypossum1776

Жыл бұрын

Dope

@Synrix

Жыл бұрын

chair

@themightypen1530

Жыл бұрын

I had an idea for a game like this like 10 years ago but I don't know how to code. Damn.

Its surreal to me how every person on earth is scared shitless of any prefator larger than a dog but are absolutely chill in the face of a meat tank with the malicous intent of a crack wasp because it "eats plants".

@VanNessy97

Жыл бұрын

Right, carnivores will kill me mainly if they need something to eat. Herbivores just do it because they can Edit: I was talking about actual animals not real life humans goddamn Edit: Stop killing each other in the comments for fucks sake

@kR-qj7rw

Жыл бұрын

Nah there's always some roid bro who thinks he can 1v1 a wolf and shit like that But herbivores aren't a push over at all

@AngelBirdo

Жыл бұрын

@@VanNessy97 Something about the body of a predator but the mindset of prey amirite

@nebojsag.5871

Жыл бұрын

@@kR-qj7rw I mean. A lone wolf would see a roid-bro as a threat and avoid him, and a rock in the hand of the roid bro would definitely be a lethal threat to a wolf. The wolf still wins 4/5 don't get me wrong, but a lone wolf would be an idiot to take those odds.

@FlyingFocs

Жыл бұрын

Similarly, I am so amused by the fact that sharks, star of more animal attack movie than any other, are statistically speaking, really unlikely to kill you, let alone attack.

I want this guy at my funeral so he can say shit like "she walked into the road and got a new job as a pancake".

@R0sie.

Жыл бұрын

Same XD

@quitabeans

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@reddsmoke904

Жыл бұрын

Where you live at, Los Santos? 🤣🤣🤣

@Prof.BiggusChungus

Жыл бұрын

How she died? Casual geographic: she looked both ways before crossing the road, but her eyes were close.

@reddsmoke904

Жыл бұрын

​@Dr. Vegapunk, M.D. I read that in his voice too 😂😂😂

Fun fact: Cape Buffalo are known as "The Widower" because the men that go out of hunt them usually don't return. They are a herbivore that uses hunting tactics, and if a cape buffalo goes into some brush/tall grass its time to give up the chase because they will bait you into the grass, sneak up behind you and kill you. They're quite terrifying haha

@RabblesTheBinx

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean "Widowmaker". A widower is something entirely different; it's a man who lost his spouse (the male version of a widow).

@MikeBarbarossa

Жыл бұрын

You have a bolt action gun that can kill maybe 3 of them, yet they hang out in herds of over100 and have each other's backs by attacking the attackers, so the math works out. Also they weigh over a ton

@kawaiionee-chan9557

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeBarbarossajust imagine the way you died with a good aim for a Buffalo just to get sent to the upper room from a back door attack

@korsekil

6 ай бұрын

@@MikeBarbarossa Yeah, and since they use ambush tactics, once the hunters get into the grass, it's all over.

@lifesyphon1

5 ай бұрын

That doesn’t surprise me at all! They’ve been hunted by the best predators on earth for their entire evolutionary arch, I’m sure they’ve learned a thing or two!

"You don't beef with something that chews cactus like candy" A very true saying brother.

@tysondennis1016

2 ай бұрын

That camel was like “You dare fail to brink Coke? PERISH!!!”

I started feeding the birds in the park this summer. At first it was mostly pigeons that got some seeds and stale popcorn, but eventually the daily feast drew crows from the nearby woods. The crows let the pigeons eat the seeds and popcorn, cuz they know they get chicken scraps and sometimes fries when the grey crowd thins out. They haven't started following me home or bring me cool shit, but the crows greet me with caws when I get to the benches and the pidgies gladly sit on my arm and feed from my hand at this point. I'm slowly gaining their trust. Looking forward to being the bird guy in the post-apocalypse

@jerome8601

Жыл бұрын

😂❤

@LowIntSpecimen

Жыл бұрын

are you that lady from home alone 2 who lived in the park

@KamiKyojin

Жыл бұрын

@@LowIntSpecimennaaah, I haven't been homeless in years, but I love her commitment

@craftchild_9151

Жыл бұрын

Better watch out, when they start playing tugawar with you, they’re trying to train you. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@Butter_Warrior99

Жыл бұрын

I love this.

Camels are one of the most underrated animals in the entire planet. the fact that they have so many ways to flatline people yet they're domesticated scares me a lot

@Lamacetus

Жыл бұрын

I'd literally picture sauropods acting like them, and attacking the same way

@Tw0Dots

Жыл бұрын

Underated…yea sure…

@PahadiSher

Жыл бұрын

My Berber ex used to tell stories about Vengeful Camels from her country & I've heard the same in India so it checks out.

@2l84t

Жыл бұрын

🤔You need to get out more.

@Thewalliest

Жыл бұрын

I like how everyone just ignores the bot

“A dromedary camel whose name was not released to the public.” It is Hilarious to me that we’re protecting the camel’s identity.

@kyrab7914

12 күн бұрын

Honestly I'd bet more on contains profanity

There once was a camel that resided in Overton Nevada (he could still be there for all I know, haven't been there in years). There is also in existence, in one of my mother's photo albums, a picture of said camel deciding that 4 year old me looked eatable. Yes, I have seen what the inside of a camel's mouth looks like up close and personal. I can also tell you that having a camel envelope your entire head with it's mouth, lift you off the ground and try to pull you over the fence of its enclosure is NOT a fun way to spend your afternoon. I can also tell you that my father was an asshole because instead of trying to help my mother free me from the jaws of that slobbering beast from hell, he decided it would be a better idea to snap a picture of me dangling in the air from the camel's mouth while my mother screamed in horror. I had such an interesting childhood.

@margodphd

10 ай бұрын

😮 uhm..I hope it just left mental scars (and feelings of betrayal) and not any actual,y know, scars scars.

@sophthehusky6231

8 ай бұрын

I think I sign might’ve been put up after that

@Debbie-henri

6 ай бұрын

My goodness! After an experience like that I'd have given my mother 2 options - divorce or adoption.

@nique2654

2 ай бұрын

R u the meme, or does this happen more frequently than we realize????

@pixystixnfairycrack

2 ай бұрын

@@nique2654 from what I've been told by a few people that work with camels, it's actually quite common. Camels just want to eat our heads 😄

My Geology teacher in collage told us all about this one octopus who was stored on the same room as his food. Same room, separate tanks, and it took several days and looking at a security camera to find out that the octopus was getting out of his tank, crawling across the floor, getting into the food tank, taking one fish from the tank, and crawling back to his own tank.

@josephsalmonte4995

Жыл бұрын

Did you really spell college as "collage"? I see it did you the world of good 🤣

@wawei6014

Жыл бұрын

@@josephsalmonte4995 not everyone has English as their first language

@inoli3164

Жыл бұрын

tbf some people get collage and college confused. I still get them confused.

@alexc8114

Жыл бұрын

Midnight snack run

@dr.markus-level3researcher

Жыл бұрын

@@josephsalmonte4995 they spelled it very slightly wrong and you criticize them so harshly for it, why? Is it your job to make sure people spell things correctly? No one f___ing cares about that tiny little mistake, everyone makes mistakes. You've likely made thousands of mistakes in your life, in fact you made a grammar mistake in your comment I'm replying to. You said "I see it did you *the* world of good" when the correct phrase would be "I see it did you *a* world of good"

There was an octopus at an aquarium who didn't like that the shrimp in his dinner had apparently gone bad, so he crawled out of his tank, walked cross a hallway and threw the shrimp at his handlier... So yeah, they are smart and communicate pretty clearly lol.

@Dogen70

Жыл бұрын

Well if that ain't a Karen move I don't know what is?

@TheThinker1200

Жыл бұрын

@@Dogen70 I mean what would you do if someone gave you bad shrimp?

@bryn1063

Жыл бұрын

@@Dogen70 I mean if you were forced to get food only someone else gave you and it was food you didn't want how else would you tell em? 🤣

@rosenrot234

Жыл бұрын

They only live for about a year. They ain't got time for shit food lol

@tjarkschweizer

Жыл бұрын

@@Dogen70 A kraken move so to say.

This reminds me of that show where a vegetarian contestant got angry on why they were tying the Camel whilst milking it, they had to sit down with her for 10 minutes to explain that if they don't tie it, it would kick them to death. She still called them cruel.

@nescient1545

Жыл бұрын

Then don't milk the fucking camel lmfaooo

@noonespecial9704

Жыл бұрын

Vegetarians and Vegans are lucky for their entitlement and rose goggles. Just put one with a hippopotamus and they'll tell us not to kill it until it behind to maul them

@nescient1545

Жыл бұрын

@@noonespecial9704 Don't lump us all into this group of idiots. Most of us aren't what you describe 🙄

@noonespecial9704

Жыл бұрын

@@nescient1545 Why would you think I mean all of you? Do you not understand the concept of generalization???

@nescient1545

Жыл бұрын

@@noonespecial9704 you're using that shit wrong. You used the whole group of us to name a minority. That's generalisation done wrong. Generalisation done right is saying plants are green. Despite their being plants with purple or yellow leaves, the overwhelming majority is in fact green so it makes sense in that case to generalise.

It's so refreshing to see how many animals deserve the title of "murder horse"

I'm no vegetarian, but I still hate animal cruelty, which includes gutting and eating animals alive. So that image of the Lady who was trying to eat an octopi alive getting face hugged by it while panicking left me with a feeling of joy and satisfaction. I doubt the Chad survived, but at least they left there mark.

@mastert4432

Жыл бұрын

It might not have been alive. I know that octopus tentacles can move after death so it could be that.

@plumcave9942

Жыл бұрын

@@mastert4432 Based on the fact that he stated the Octopi was getting back at her and the fact that it was maliciously latching on and clinging to her, I'm pretty sure it was still alive. It would be one thing if like a stray tentacle or 2 was latched on, but it was full on head crabbing her. And people do eat animals alive, including octopi and squid primarily as far as I can tell, pretty frequently, so I like to imagine some of the animals got there kicks in.

@envoltaemla6652

Жыл бұрын

@@mastert4432 tentacles can move after death but they will twitch a little, not grab an entire human face... logic shouldn't be that hard.

@halogeek6

Жыл бұрын

Yeah you dont have to be a vagen soyboy to have issues with eating something with a brain alive.

@halogeek6

Жыл бұрын

@@envoltaemla6652 actually the tentacles will actively seek out and grab on to food after the host is dead. That being said yes this octopus was still alive.

My old man once rescued a baby crow that was tangled in some garden mesh in our yard, took it inside and gave it some water. The whole time the family was perched all around the house closely watching. He let the baby go and to this day the while murder trusts him and some are even bold enough to take steak from his hand and perch on his back when he tends to the garden. It's honestly awesome to see

@InkDragon413

Жыл бұрын

tbh suprised that they didnt end up messing with him.

@aesxop

Жыл бұрын

Crows never forget. Your old man is/was very smart.

@seal8092

Жыл бұрын

*The king of the Crows*

@jinxhead4182

Жыл бұрын

@@christinaazarian6803 Yup, going so far that some populations of crows are considered to have reached their very own stone age.

@theangelictwig3224

Жыл бұрын

I always wanted to do something like that with crows until I gain the ultimate trust to the point where I AM apart of the murder. So when I get picked on, my feathery friends can go and peck their eyes out while I stand there laughing manically 😈

I know sitting on someone and suffocating them is brutal but RIPPING THEIR HEAD OFF WITH THEIR TEETH DAMN

@dunkleosteusterrelli

Жыл бұрын

wish someone would do that to me fr

@r.a.t6436

Жыл бұрын

@@dunkleosteusterrelli i can't do this anymore 💀💀

@dangerousdays2052

Жыл бұрын

Well, camels don't have hands so how else will they rip someone's head off? With their winky?

@Leszczuk23

Жыл бұрын

@@dangerousdays2052 lol

@datunapik

Жыл бұрын

@@dangerousdays2052 why rip their head off at all?

I actually worked as a designer for the local paper where this incident happened, and one of our journalists went to the ranch to interview the owner. From my understanding the victim was harassing the camel and it bit the man's face off...like ripped the skin from his face. He was alive when it happened but died when the camel rolled over and crushed him. They never released any photos but it was insane. There's a lot of messed up stuff like that around small towns. My wife and I breed snakes and currently our state is facing a ban from owning any non-local species because a trailer trash family was keeping chickens, Burmese pythons and BCi's around small children, one of which died. The kids were kept in small cages WITH the snakes....Now our Burmese is as sweet as can be, but I would never let it alone with a child. Most of our snakes and tarantulas are used for educational lectures in schools. It's just crazy that some messed up people do this then our government blames and demonizes the animals...

@sgtscribbles

9 ай бұрын

It's also funny that the government thinks these kinds of people will adhere to that law. If they are putting children in a snake tank they clearly are not going to care about illegally owning an animal. Since child endangerment is illegal already.

The thing about crows is true. I used to feed my lunchboxes to crows when I was in Kindergarten and now almost 20 years later the murder will still follow me. Granted they don't get as close as the first generation and I don't feed them on a regular basis anymore but we're still cool

@tiboga6135

Жыл бұрын

Just feed him some salty free peanuts, and aprecciate the homie one day he might save you 🤣🤣

@local_cryptid

Жыл бұрын

Ive been feeding my local murder since eighth grade and even roped my boss and my neighbor into feeding them 😅 They'll follow me to and from work

I would LOVE an episode all about ants. They might be the only species I’d describe as truly being Metal AF.

@maddie709

Жыл бұрын

@Checkmark u mad bro?

@EmperorHelix

Жыл бұрын

@@maddie709 its a bot

@maddie709

Жыл бұрын

@@EmperorHelix yeah I thought it might be thanks for confirming it.

@maddie709

Жыл бұрын

@ITS OVER FOR MRBEA$T. Wtf?!

@onedeprivedboi1625

Жыл бұрын

I really want him to cover Ants too. They are such brilliant creatures like a collection of mini robots that "past tense" any unfortunate arthropod that finds isteld swarmed. While also having brilliant mechanisms and unique traits to protect the colony from sickness and the enviroment.

6:26 "the worst she could say is no"

My favorite quote, "Just because it eats plants doesn't mean it wont kill you."

Fun fact: the 3700 psi estimate for an AVERAGE 13-14 foot crocodile's bite force. Scientists say the bite force of crocodiles 20 feet or larger is at least 7000 psi. That's almost as much as a T-Rex. That means it would be easier to deadlift a hippo than forcibly open a crocodile's jaws.

@HM4Hill

Жыл бұрын

Coincidentally closing them is equally easy. Since they're purely designed to slam shut there's not much opposing the force that a humble rubber band could be used to close them

@wpower7435

Жыл бұрын

Crocodiles are amazing reptiles for real

@Weirdkauz

Жыл бұрын

@@HM4Hill as a kid, this was actually my plan of survival for a croc-attack: hold their trap shut

@4rillymanilly

Жыл бұрын

steve irwan wrestled a t rex then got hash tagged by a sting ray

@cameron6538

Жыл бұрын

I've actually wondered about that since i saw a video of a guy prying an alligator's mouth open. It's possible that we get those huge numbers for snap shuts, and the animals don't actually maintain that force. Similar to how a sprinter isn't able to go full sprint for very long, muscle fibers that output that kind of force aren't designed to maintain it

Animals taking revenge has always been an interesting topic, I’m really glad you made a video on it!

@mndiaye_97

Жыл бұрын

Lowkey been wanting to talk about this for a while lol thank you

@Scarshadow666

Жыл бұрын

Hope to see more videos about it! I think it's easy for people to underestimate how much animals are aware of what humans do to them...

That elephant had to go through the trouble of finding a newspaper stand , buying said newspaper, finding the obituary, Google maps the location, plan the route giving himself enough time to account for traffic, just to stomp on this lady's gravy!! Big props.

It’s honestly really wholesome to see a guy who loved animal books as kid make an animal book himself

I’ve never encountered a monkey outside of a zoo, but I’m starting to take their aggression towards humans personally.

@VictoriaTraducciones

Жыл бұрын

I used to find them cute when I was a kid, then I grew up and saw how much of little psychopaths they are, so glad there aren't any monkeys were I live

@reaper-mf

Жыл бұрын

I've saw monkeys outside of a zoo multiple times, I live in a small city where monkeys are so common, they are so chill but I've always been scared to go near any of them unless I'm in my dad's car, once I went hiking with friends and we went down a lil "natural tunnel" ?? And when we reached the end of it we were walking under many trees near a Waterfall and the area was filled with monkeys, my day was ruined, the monkeys didn't even bother us, my friends were feeding them and swimming and all while I was sitting on the grass eating a sandwich hoping that we will return home soon, I was sitting im wet pants and shoes (yes my feet slipped when I was crossing the river lol cuz the rocks were too wet and smooth and full of moss) so that probably made my day worse, but fortunately it was sunny.

@christianlangdon3766

Жыл бұрын

Monkey/apes are the one animal I think the world may be better off not having. Everyone has a purpose and thiers is to dicks to most other living things for no reason. Everyone but the gentle Giants of the apes can go and the world may be much better offm

@envoltaemla6652

Жыл бұрын

other fun fact: chimps can even assassin for nothing but cruelty (like humans). obviously they can do kill for revenge or self defence (the vast majority of time) but also for pure sadism. chimps are next level in the primate world... i don't know if monkeys will do it also gratuitously, i think not, i believe they aren't at chimps level (yet) but they sure can be cruel

@envoltaemla6652

Жыл бұрын

@@christianlangdon3766 the way you're just saying humans have no place on earth lol

My favorite story about an octopus taking revenge on someone is the one about a male octopus who escaped his tank just long enough to throw a bad shrimp accidentally included in his lunch at the head of the guy who fed him, and then went right back in his tank!

@flyingstonemon3564

Жыл бұрын

Picky lads lmao

@karenlloyd1705

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@isaactheicemancombs7443

Жыл бұрын

I need to know the mechanics of how an octopus moves around when not under water

@leshyaedawnfire

Жыл бұрын

@@isaactheicemancombs7443 Same way they move in water but with less buoyance. They use their arms to pull themselves along.

@WaterAirandZinc

Жыл бұрын

that's hilarious omg 😆 where was this?

6:00 that octopus damn well was told by the fish about his Extended Warranty and the octopus delivered with that punch

6:01 I mean inteligence is one of their few good specs that were not nerfed by nature, unlike their habbits of making more of themselves or lifespan, or post-nut clarity, or parenthood habbits for mothers, or likely other things, nature gave them reasons to anger and they anger because of this, which means that they know how to anger.

I've actually worked with camels, and all I have to say is; "yep, that sounds about right". The ones I worked with were generally really nice, one was young and playfully and the other old and one of the most chill things I've met in person. But sometimes they could be real assholes, especially the younger one who had a tendency of stealing my hat (after a while I just stopped wearing the hat to work anymore). Thats the nice story, once the young one kicked me in the head. Thankfully I'm built like Tanjrio so I got off with only a slight headache, but dam did it feel like it was close to being way worse. And just because he is younger doesn't mean his small, he weights about 700kg (that's 1543 lbs for the Americans). Moral of the story: they're amazing animals and I love them but they can be really dangerous, show them respect and for the love of God don't get on their bad side

@kaylaleave

Жыл бұрын

Hat😂

@HighKnight

Жыл бұрын

So why did the youth kick you? Shits and giggles?

@somaliano99kingkonghimself75

Жыл бұрын

In Somalia camels are called the crazy familie we watch auth. They could kill my grandpa was attack and his leg was broken 2 places so they are no choke

@zarynt1089

Жыл бұрын

Problem with alot of animals is you could end up on the bad side over something you don't even think is serious even though you've been good with them for years. Like the guy that forgot to bring his camel friend the soda. Horses will get mad if they perceive you ignoring them. One of them bit the crap out of someone I know just because he wouldn't give it attention because he was fixing something.

@Scarshadow666

Жыл бұрын

@@zarynt1089 True, though that can be argued for animals of all species including humans. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5:49 “If elephants don’t forget, then the Cape Menace doesn’t forgive!” Best. Line. Ever! 😂😂😂

@shadmanhasan4205

Жыл бұрын

He's got killer lines 😄

@Justin.Martyr

Жыл бұрын

*I Read whereMusLims Like to Throw Acid, into a GirL's Face!!!*

You probably won't see this but man, your channel is the only thing that brings me joy on some days. the sense of contentment and happiness i feel just by watching a video after another.. can't thank you enough.

I knew Tatiana, the tiger at SF zoo. It was a terrible tragedy that she ended up killed because of those...people. I used to visit the zoo during the calm hours when I lived down the street, I sat and read to politely observe. I believe Tatiana lived with her son, so I felt sad for him having lost her. I hope the zoo didn't keep him alone for the rest of his life. People suck. I like your videos, thanks.

I have two cats, and I think of the speed and intensity when they're playing, how they can be somewhat petty, and how focused they are when they really want something. Then I scale that up about 400 pounds and that's why I'm terrified of tigers.

@hectorbarbossa4403

Жыл бұрын

More like 500+ lbs in some cases 700 lbs

@God-ch8lq

Жыл бұрын

@just me theyre actually more succesfull hunters than tigers tigers have a 50% success rate in their optimal environment cats have 70% in thejr optimal environment cats are incredible small-game hunters, my grandma's gave her a gutted pigeon every morning, he slowly cut the pigeon like a serial killer with OCD, sepersting each organ and cut of meat, cuz he liked certain cuts more than others

@Xalerdane

Жыл бұрын

Cats weren’t domesticated in the same manner as dogs. We didn’t deliberately take in the most agreeable wildcats and selectively breed them to reinforce desirable personality traits, _they’re_ the ones that chose to move in with us back during the Neolithic Era. We didn’t have metal tools yet, but we had agriculture, which meant that we had mud hut after mud hut full of woven reed baskets full of grain that were attracting all the mice and rats. The wildcats followed the rodents and eventually realized they didn’t need to bolt once they’d made a catch and could cohabitate with the big hairless monkeys. What I’m getting at is that cats really are just tiny tigers.

My ex-wife used to throw rocks at crows. It didn't go well for her. I kept trying to tell her that she had been crow cursed and she needed to make peace with them but she wouldn't listen.

@Lady-Angelia-Reads-and-Talks

Жыл бұрын

Why did she do this awful things? This is abuse.

@aidenwoods8254

Жыл бұрын

@@Lady-Angelia-Reads-and-Talks probably why shes an ex wife.

The monkeys 😂 Reminded me of the one time my family and some family friends went on vacation with us. One time we decided to go one day to the animal park. There were an open monkey cage, birds and many other great animals. There was a ranger who showed us kids threw the open monkey cage while the adults stunned cafe in the near cafe. He explained us many interesting things and he was so familiar to the monkey that even the baby’s came near him to be fed and to be petted. Since I grew up with animals and was always told to be respectful to them I waited till they approached me, then only laced the treat on the ground and waited. Till this day I can only smile when I rememberd how some of the little monkey came, looked at the food till they jumped on my shoulder and I could feed him from my hand. The monkey got not of till I left the monkey cage and the ranger joked that maybe one day I could work with animals. The son of the other family that came with us was sadly not so calm. He tried to snatch a baby monkey at its tail to forcefully pet it and it ended with him getting shit thrown at him till he left the cage. Well, what I want to say: Respect them. The are way more intellectual than some think …..and petty😂

@Muhammadwasapedo

11 ай бұрын

There was special hunters brought in to handke the Japanese Macaque problem. The hunters only killed two. The two seemed to be the troop leaders, and the attacks subsided afterwards.

7:18 Or a bite from it's beak. And if it's a Blue-Ringed Octopus, that bite is lethally toxic.

I feel so bad for that guy that caught the hatred from those crows over a misunderstanding, I don't know if there'd really be anything you could do to clear that up besides just moving somewhere else to live where the crows don't know you as a baby murderer

@Justin.Martyr

Жыл бұрын

*USA sent Baby KiLLers to VietNam in the 1960's & 1970's!!!!!*

@tiii4017

Жыл бұрын

Imagine they followed him and told all the others 😭😭

@fruitfables444

Жыл бұрын

@@tiii4017 i think they actually do that 💀

@VERGILGASM

Жыл бұрын

@@fruitfables444 Crow moment

@reddsmoke904

Жыл бұрын

Bro was John Coffey from Green Mile

You've went up in quality and upload way more frequently, way to go bro , also thank you for mentioning about how demonic camels can be , and what they're capable of , not many people know .

@mezopop6079

Жыл бұрын

But they can be extremely loving and protective of you and your family only if you do right by them , cause honestly they're fking terrifying if pissed off

@ufeyfinalfantasy8999

Жыл бұрын

@@mezopop6079 they're easily pissed off so I wouldn't take the risk if I was you fuck camels they're the devil's spawn

@batu5180

Жыл бұрын

I don't know what camels can do. But what I do know is that back then, one way for middle eastern warriors to win against horse riding cavalries is by riding camels. Turns out horse is afraid of camel, and I do know what horse can do

“It’s CGI, I promise the lion’s okay oh, and the people are alive too” 0:16

2:31 i could smell the sponsor coming from a mile away, then I looked at the description and got reassured

The one time I'm actually on time, and it's for a video for camels. It feels like it isn't talked about enough on this channel, although there was those few facts about them spitting out the contents of their stomach.

@logandelacruz2152

Жыл бұрын

They don’t actually spit out their stomach. That’s the dula, an extension of their soft palate, and males do it to tell females to let them smash.

@ProfessorEggnog

Жыл бұрын

@@logandelacruz2152 I think they meant that camels don't actually spit, instead they just projectile vomit at people, as do llamas and alpacas

@darksu6947

Жыл бұрын

Like this 🤮

The story about the baby crow is terrifying. I rescued a crow a number of years ago - full-grown, wing broken. Called a sanctuary, so it didn't die, but I always wonder if other crows saw that as a good or bad thing. Never been attacked, so I guess I did right by them.

@hectorbarbossa4403

Жыл бұрын

Good for you bro

@usuallyangry

6 ай бұрын

I have a somewhat sadder story. I was on a walk in the summer when I saw a young crow (it still had blue eyes) on the road, dead crow beside it, with a shattered wing. I immediately picked him up and brought him home, but because it was Labor Day, the SPCA wasn't open. (As was my mom's excuse) Since we couldn't get it to expert care, it died the very next morning. So I'm sure the murder has it out for me because all they saw was some large animal kidnapping an injured member, never to be seen again.

If the intro is CGI, then thats literally the best I’ve ever seen

Damn, the first camel clearly binge watched Breaking Bad 😂

I volunteered at a moderate sized Zoo years ago, and they told us their top three most dangerous animals were (in no particular order); the sun bear, the cassowary, and the camels. So yeah I'm not surprised to see camels on this list. Thanks for the epic video! I love watching your content!

@JamiieBall

Жыл бұрын

Cassowaries are always on smoke 😂

@MsKeroseneLamp

Жыл бұрын

Black, can drive back. Brown, get out of town. White, just say goodnight Black and white, they still bite. Crest on chest, laid to rest.

@user-pi5xo4og9d

Жыл бұрын

The sun bear? I'm surprised by that.

@Dankitude

Жыл бұрын

@@user-pi5xo4og9d sun bears are so aggressive

@flyingstonemon3564

Жыл бұрын

@@user-pi5xo4og9d Same, didn't expect It, I wonder why

funny story I heard on another channel: An ex Special Forces Sgt. named Terrence Popp knew not to mess with monkeys in the jungle. He warned one of his guys not to mess with them. But the guy didn't listen. He took a few pot-shots at them. For the reset of the day and into the night this large troop of monkeys followed them and pelted them with a continuous stream of monkey-turds. Monkeys hold grudges. If they leave you alone, leave them alone. If you can't, then don't just pop one, take out any witness monkeys as well.

When it comes to monkeys truthfully i dont think its a sense of fairness but a sense of jealousy or envy

I have a nephew, Sage, who is half Trinidadian and half Anglo-Saxon with very dark skin while the rest of the family is very pale Caucasian. He loves nature and science, but he never used to talk about it or look at opportunities get more engaged because, in his words, "people that look like me don't do science." Those words hurt me as a math teacher that believes that mathematicians and scientists can come from anywhere. We introduced him to the work of Neil Degrasse Tyson, Dr. Hussein Abkallo, Mae Carol Jameson and your videos to show that a love of science goes beyond skin color, background, age, or gender. I am so grateful for your matter-of-fact approach and obvious love for science as well as your willingness to be on camera. He does not love math like I do (sadly), but he has love for the natural world and animal science in a way that makes me proud. Thank you for being a great role model and know that your audience really appreciates you.

@vanhattfield8292

Жыл бұрын

Does he not think that there is any Math or Science on the entire continent of Africa?

0:07 that is the most beautiful karma I've ever seen

@justinwheeler5614

Жыл бұрын

For sure. I wouldn't mind knowing how it ended; get my schadenfreude on.

@the.real.cia.langley

Жыл бұрын

​@@justinwheeler5614 The lion and the hunters survived. No one died or was hurt.

@justinwheeler5614

Жыл бұрын

@@the.real.cia.langley way to ruin it

@the.real.cia.langley

Жыл бұрын

@@justinwheeler5614 😆 Sorry.

@lazyryan3766

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't there something said about lions mercing other lions to reduce competition for food?

Every time crows get mentioned I'll confirm it once again. Crows carry grudges, but can also grow fond of people. There is a murder of crows living in my local park, and since I went to school nearby, I was able to make friends with them (I spent years sitting along every week day, eating something, and gave them scraps). Not once have I had any issues with them... But you know who does? My ex. He lives near the park, but whenever he has to go somewhere, has to go all the way around it, because every time he walks through, he gets attacked by the crows who noticed he has beef with one of their pals. Last time I saw him, he was covered in crow poop. All over his clothes, in his hair... so much, it was pretty clear they were specifically aiming at him. That's what you get for breaking up with me over text, and then being dumb enough to actually agree to meet me under the eyes of the crowverlords.

@ByteDeity

Жыл бұрын

Halfway through that I thought he messed with a crow, but that crow pal was actually you

@Davidscomix

Жыл бұрын

Have you lead an attack him with the crows as aid yet?

@xd._.28234

Жыл бұрын

animals detect when someone is an asshole XD

@aubreyackermann8432

Жыл бұрын

All hail the crowverlords!

@jaq6313

Жыл бұрын

I am so jealous that you have crow bros who have your back... I want crow bros now.

Me and my family went to a monkey forest once and my dad clearly instructed everyone to be quiet. My grandma in all her glory was insulting the monkeys and was loud about it, she got jumped by one lol

@Mama-Luigi

Жыл бұрын

she alright?

@blorbo6778

Жыл бұрын

@@Mama-Luigi yeah she just screamed when it did

Hearing about poachers getting karma served to them makes me happy

All of your success is well earned, Mamadou. I, for one, am glad you downloaded TikTok as a joke and started dishing out facts like that creepy guy in the van does with candy. Cheers, and we wish you a great 23.

@MxDae

Жыл бұрын

"Like the creepy guy in the van" Is certainly a choice of comparison.

@mndiaye_97

Жыл бұрын

That’s a hell of an analogy 😂😂 but thank you!

@envoltaemla6652

Жыл бұрын

@@mndiaye_97 a great 23 means it's your Bday or what am I missing? If it is, you're hell young! happy b day ^^ , and if not... happy day anyway. and I sure agree with themadtube, you're the best Wildlife YT channel that's around!

@tothewin5388

Жыл бұрын

@@envoltaemla6652 yup 23 years old

@titanus261

Жыл бұрын

@@mndiaye_97 idk why the india and chinese authorities didn't do anything to the monkeys after thoses two incidents, because if they're just aggressive ok... But killing babies? Im not taking that disrespect

On the monkey/dog situation you described: Those monkeys live in India and are macaques, the same species as the Japanese monkeys. They're known to mimick human behaviour closeley. For example, the type of northern Japanese macaque, that is known as "snow monkey" or "onsen monkey" in the media, learned how to use hot springs for bathing in the 1960s. A single female watched Japanese people bathing in them and decided, that the similarities between humans and monkeys meant, that bathing was also safe for monkeys. There's even a photo of a bathing monkey operating a smartphone, looking at the screen as if it was reading the news. The phone was stolen from a tourist and the monkey mimicked what the tourist did, up to swiping and prodding the phone. The Indian monkeys' behaviour is also based on mimicking humans. They see how humans live together with dogs and also want one. They take puppies, because the're small and defenseless, so they can carry them up into the trees and won't get bitten. And there's a second component: It's often childless females (similar to animal hoarders in the human world), who kidnap puppies as a child substitute. They respond to the same "baby schema" as humans: They find plump little kids with short snouts and big eyes cute and recognise them as babies, even though they're a different species. What makes it easier for them to steal puppies is the fact, that dogs in India are often "pariah dogs". This concepts exists in many cultures, and it means that the dogs in a village don't belong to any specific person. They're often semi-feral mutts, that defend the village (= their source of food and shelter) and are in turn tolerated by the villagers and given leftovers. But they have no owners, usually no names and they're not trained in any way. So nobody makes a fuss, when a monkey takes off with a puppy. There are two problems with macaques: 1. Their mimicking ability has its limits. They kidnap puppies, that still need milk to survive, and try to feed them things that macaques would eat, like fruits. Puppies often starve in the trees or are abandoned on roofs, because they won't eat monkey food. The macaques aren't usually throwing them from heights, but expect them to hold on like a baby monkey... and puppies simply can't cling to their monkey mother like that, so they fall. Sometimes the macaques just get tired of the dogs and ditch them, because they're not monkeylike enough. It's the same with the human baby kidnappings: Cute kid, light enough to carry, monkey mom takes it, panicks when she's hunted down by the parents and drops the baby somewhere - in a well, for example. And just for the record, some of those monkey moms are actually really good, keep the puppies alive, defend them (even against other grown dogs) and ride on them when they're big enough. Those are the most dangerous macaques: They're domesticating their own dogs. 2. Among macaques, only weak group members share food. Feeding macaques means, that you're weak in their eyes. They will from then on just take your food, even if you don't want to share, and they get very bold quickly. Macaque raids on villages aren't uncommon, because they feel entitled to the whole community's food, once a couple of stupid people have thrown them some crumbs. In 2020 Indian macaques became a serious pest in many Indian places frequented by tourists, because a lack of tourists meant a lack of food, so they tried to get it from the locals, who wouldn't share. This gang mentality of macaques is the reason, why the Indian police employs grey langurs in some places. Grey langurs are a different species of tall, slender monkey with beige fur and a black face. Macaques are terrified of them. So the police shows up with their langur squad, when the macaques become too much of a menace. The langurs aren't much bigger or heavier than macaques and can easily chase them across roofs and through trees. Placing langur guards in an area keeps the macaques away, even for a while after the langur has vanished. The police train the langurs and keep them on a leash during work hours (when they're not going after macaques), and they pay them with fruits (unlike macaques, langurs won't treat you like shit for feeding them). You can often see langurs riding on a motorcycle with a policeman on their way to a deployment. The Indian god Hanuman is a langur, too, and this implies, that the langur monkey police does in fact have a long tradition: Even centuries ago Indians were aware, that langurs could protect their settlements from the macaque pest. So, next I'd like to see a video about the Indian monkey police, dear.

@emPIEror

Жыл бұрын

Do the langur also fight the macaque menaces if they catch them ? I know they won't slap cuffs on a macaque but I want to believe

@unterdessen8822

Жыл бұрын

@@emPIEror This may surprise you, but I'm not Indian and wasn't involved in one of the numerous langur police procedural shows, that are on air over in South Asia and Southeast Asia (yes, there is also a Thai monkey police; I'm not sure which species they're using... but they put them in little uniforms). So I can't answer that question to your fullest satisfaction - but, yes, physical violence may be the reason, why the macaques sh*t their non-existent pants whenever they see a langur approaching.

@God-ch8lq

Жыл бұрын

@@emPIEror these are monkeys, so i'd assume they maul macaques all primates are bastards

@harshsoni794

Жыл бұрын

Thanks bhai

@VERGILGASM

Жыл бұрын

That's a really interesting fact

It's crazy to know that revenge isn't just a human thing, and thievery is tolerated by no one, not even animals

@janicechiaretto7082

10 ай бұрын

Which disproves the contrary notion that there is no universal standard of morality. Yes there is.

You also have to realize that a lot of camals are abused/mistreated. Especialy ones in foren countries that don't have very good animal protection laws, so some of these attacks could have been the victim fighting back. Not the camal being a malicious killer

@janicechiaretto7082

10 ай бұрын

People usually have it coming. Even to domesticate an animal is taking a chance - they weren't created for us to do whatever we want to them , but many cultures believe differently , untill...

I feel bad for the crow guy. I like crows a lot and trying to help an injured or dying bird would have been something I would have done too. I would have been really sad if I earned a generational grudge from a murder of crows due to a misunderstanding.

@God-ch8lq

Жыл бұрын

i have befriended a murder of crows they know that i give them treats and let them hide in my garden from the elements

Man, that story about the man trying to save the baby crow is peak "No good deed goes unpunished".

@chipbutty3645

Жыл бұрын

Crow rendition of harambe

@Justin.Martyr

Жыл бұрын

*is Peak???? wut is that????*

@Aperson-rs4eh

Жыл бұрын

@@Justin.Martyr like 'cool' or 'the best' i think

11:20 These tweets cracked me up

Me traumatizing an elephant so somebody will show up to my funeral:

About the macaques in Japan, it definitely could be a troop of monkeys being fed by humans, which makes the humans appear "lower in the ranks" as it were. Then, when a human *doesnt* give food, they punish the "lower rank" by attacking them and trying to get food anyway.

Most flawless transition into an ad about an ant game. Didn't realize it was an ad till it was over.

That opener was CLASSIC.

I love all your hard work making videos man. You are incredible. Thank u for brighten my sad sick life. You make being sick in bed 24/7 so much better. Thank u!

@AbuHajarAlBugatti

Жыл бұрын

God bless you

Here's another one: In China, a bunch of stray dogs destroyed the car of a man who kicked another stray dog that was sleeping in a parking spot near his home.

Otto is a legend 🤣 I can't remember if it was him or some octopus else but they'd start juggling the hermit crabs when it was upset 😂

Bro the segues into the ad bits are always so smooth like 😅

the elephant that attacked that woman’s corpse at her funeral genuinely horrified me

The funny part of the story about the guy who tried to save the crow is that every crow he hurts now makes things worse for him. There is a way to change that habit but it involves basically putting out a lot of food for the crows while you sit next to it and let them get as much as they want and don't take any aggressive actions. It will be dangerous but it might solve his problem as long as he is able to keep from getting injured.

@virtualwarp

Жыл бұрын

So... your advice would be to poison the little beasts when they least expect it? Nice, very nice. They'll never see it coming. Plus, there won't be any crow witnesses if he draws all of their attention at once, killing every crow in his vicinity. He better start buying a lot of birdseed to prepare for the crow genocide.

@jedstanaland2897

Жыл бұрын

@@virtualwarp I wasn't saying anything about harming the animals and I'm quite offended by your comments saying that it was what I was describing. I was simply describing him putting out viable and healthy food for the animals and staying close by as he eats it or lets them eat it. Harming the animals would be horrible for the birds and him and probably other animals too. Remember that when you use any biologically active agents your probably going to affect many many other things. The best way I can easily explain this is when you spray insects with poison those insects get eaten by lizards and mice and Rats and cats and that builds up in the larger body animals which are then eaten by animals higher in the food chain and some of those poisonous chemicals eventually get into our food and now you're killing us. This is the reason why chemical and biological weapons have been banned for years now and to top it off they have lasting effects on those who survive. I know many of these things first hand from my own family and friends. Yes we have been over using many different things for so long that we have probably caused unrepairable damage to our environment.

@virtualwarp

Жыл бұрын

@@jedstanaland2897 My initial reply was actually a joke, mate. Don't worry. I'm a big animal lover and would never intentionally harm any living organism. I barely kill insects that wander in my home. I simply catch them with a glass and release them. So, I'm quite the pacifist when it comes to animals.

@jed-henrywitkowski6470

Жыл бұрын

@@virtualwarp I take it you are opposed to proper hygiene, food prep, etc.

@virtualwarp

Жыл бұрын

@@jed-henrywitkowski6470 Quite the contrary, actually. I'm a clean freak who suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder.

Thanks to tigers, elephants, sloth bears, macaques, leopards and now camels, I feel represented as an Indian. Need a special episode on Indian snakes next!

@lakshitagrawal287

Жыл бұрын

Cheers to my fellow indian animal nerd.

@kingvamp.

Жыл бұрын

what other special animals do only you guys have? :o cheers from the 🇺🇸!

@lakshitagrawal287

Жыл бұрын

@@kingvamp. there are Indian version of many animals like Indian rhino, indian leopard, indian cobra etc.

@kingvamp.

Жыл бұрын

@@lakshitagrawal287 that's awesome

8:48 The artical would sound better with the title ''three idiots taunt a tiger and pay the price'

Yea, camels look like derpy dessert cows and it takes a lot to push them that far but they'll 100% unalive you if you do. I spent some time in the Middle East and I remember seeing a handler hit a camel. It grabbed him by the shoulder, body slammed him and then stomped him. Didn't see the result but the guy looked unwell.

Wait I just realized. How the heck did we domesticate camels ? They are Hella aggressive and they are bigger than zebras and we don't even consider domesticating zebras, not to mention the ways they remove people from the senses is beyond terrifying

@priscillajimenez27

Жыл бұрын

I wonder how they domesticate orpas for theme parks

@danielled8665

Жыл бұрын

Probably because how useful they are outweighs the danger. That and camels are at least a social structure, zebra are together in a herd for safety, but it's not the same as having a social group like horses and wolves and camels.

@marshs7774

Жыл бұрын

Nah camels are chill , except when they aren’t ..

@marmyeater

Жыл бұрын

@@priscillajimenez27 They didn't. Don't say stupid stuff.

@kziila0244

Жыл бұрын

@@priscillajimenez27 They didn’t.

The vending machine and coconut tree statistics make more sense when you realize both of those are heavy things that people frequently shake violently.

I want to say that you’re the only one whose sponsored stuff I actually watch instead of skipping. Like…everyone else always makes theirs boring as hell, but yours are just as funny as the rest of the video and I always wonder what you’re going to say. I love your videos so much, dude. I love animals and love learning (both in general and also about animals), but sometimes I get bored too easily and can’t pay attention. But you keep it funny and interesting, so I have an easy time watching for hours. I appreciate the work you do and the time/effort you put in to give us this. Thank you so much! 🖤

Just found your channel today and I must say it’s something I didn’t know I needed in my life til now! 🤣🤣🤣 New subscriber here 4L 🙋🏽‍♀️

That head turn at 10:46 told it all. That head turn was filled with all kinds of "Ah hell nah" 🤣.

Elephants who are treated well by their humans are also incredibly loyal and gentle. A circus that came through town when I was a kid had an elephant as part of the show and they offered rides beforehand. Even though my parents didn't have a lot of money, Dad always paid the few dollars extra so we could ride her. Getting to touch her rough skin and see her reddish-brown hairs up close was *magical.* After the show, Dad and I always found some of the handlers backstage to talk to. They spoke so highly of the intelligence of all the animals they worked with. I was so sad when regulations and pressure from animal rights groups forced them to downsize their animal acts, eventually having to get rid of their elephant. I hope they were able to give her a good home.

@mndiaye_97

Жыл бұрын

One of the many reasons they’re my favorite animal

@brigidtheirish

Жыл бұрын

@@mndiaye_97 Yeah, they're amazing. It's so sad that ignorance in the past and a few assholes in the present ruined circuses for everyone else. There was no way a poor kid from the Upper Midwest was ever going to get close enough to hug an elephant otherwise.

@liviwaslost

Жыл бұрын

@@brigidtheirishit’s probably a good thing they don’t exist anymore. A lot of terrible accidents have happened from abusing them and simply do to them being wild animals.

@raonimesquitadossantos7175

Жыл бұрын

@@brigidtheirish Even if some animals in circus are treated properly, many others aren't and it's a good thing it's illegal now. There is also an inadequate climate for most and some accidents.

@brigidtheirish

Жыл бұрын

@@liviwaslost Perhaps, but what about the ones that weren't abused? And aren't some Asian elephants bred in captivity effectively as domesticated animals? Yes, they'd still be dangerous, but so are cattle, horses, camels...

You're legit good at the paid promotions. I've never felt so compelled to get a game from an ad and never felt so compelled to complete the ad too!

Why was that sponsor so smooth took me a sec to realize he was advertising something and not just rambling

9:29 you’re going to hell for that phrase

These stories warm my heart, and are ASMR-type relief for my troubled mind. Thank you.

@toastytoad8154

Жыл бұрын

0_o

@sirwoeilim9649

Жыл бұрын

And it's also very educational

@annak8755

Жыл бұрын

Imho, big trophy hunters who travel halfway around the world just to kill a majestic animal can't complain if they get deleted.

@rafaelgomez1200

Жыл бұрын

Not the monkey ones

There's not even a hint of a joke or irony when I say that I'd genuinely rather deal with a pissed off horse than a pissed off camel.

This is some of the best-written commentary I've ever seen. Clever, concise and expertly delivered. Well done. 👍

Camels vomiting onto you out of spite is quite something.....and I'm guessing the camel in this one got pissed because of expectations

4:44 missed a perfect chance to say murder of crows

1:47 When I saw that short clip in a "Fail Compilation" I knew this is yet another "fail" that severely injured or even killed a person. With things taken out of perspective (here: leaving the end out) it's no wonder kids fall for all sort of stupid challenges...it's like people stopped being aware of laws of nature / consequences...also: kinda shocked how resentful camels can be.

I live in South Africa in an area surrounded by Vervet Monkeys. I was at a local hospital the lady working there said. The monkeys only target women and I saw some eyeing my then 2 and half year old daughter. We use to them around the neighborhood but the troops around that area was vicious and fearless.

I’ve been really struggling lately. I had surgery a couple weeks ago and I’m in pain almost all the time, but if there’s one thing that can help me take my mind off it, it’s these videos! I always watch your videos when I feel awful. For some reason, they always make me feel better, and I watched your videos over and over again while I was in hospital, and I always look forward to seeing what you’ll upload next, because I _know_ I’ll enjoy it! So thank you so much for helping me through tough times! I know you don’t know it (and you’ll probably never see this) but you REALLY have helped me and continue to help me when i’m just about ready to unalive myself. ❤

@Aki-uq9yp

Жыл бұрын

Stay strong mate:) I am passing by the same period as u do , so I know how these videos make the mood rise pretty fast Don't get too rough on urself u will be better soonn

@vangu2918

Жыл бұрын

I hope you feel better soon.

@mndiaye_97

Жыл бұрын

Hey, sorry to hear that and hope you’re feeling better. I had to go through surgery last year and I know how mentally draining it can be but keep pushing through! And thank you, glad my videos are able to help just a bit 😊

@Rachel98246

Жыл бұрын

@@mndiaye_97 oh my gosh! Thank you so much! 😊

@di-lungjr8764

Жыл бұрын

Literally just had surgery 3 days ago, i feel u

His transitions from ad to video are unmatched. Amazing!

@Paterick26

Жыл бұрын

I know!! Every advertiser exec dream

6:18 delfino plaza music in the background got me rn

Great channel. Entertaining, obviously well researched and educational. I’m so glad I found this channel.

I remember seeing a camel when I was younger at this petting zoo type thing when I was like 10 or 11. I fed it some dried corn that they would use to feed the deer at the park, you could buy some dried corn from these machines for 25-50 cents. So me and my aunt grabbed some and fed the camel. It was at least 6ft tall, which to 10 or 11 year old me was super intimidating. It ate the corn from our hands and I remember it smelled awful. Never again….lol

5:42 bro standing there watching like: "Soon..."

“If ants had nukes we’d be done in a week” most true words ever spoken I cannot lie.

My closest encounters with monkeys were when I was a little kid. I used to visit my grandma's house during my summer vacation and basically their locality was quite rural so monkeys were quite common and quite a big pain in the ass. They would steal food from the kitchen, raid storehouses, rip clothes and there was a memorable encounter involving one taking off with my aunt's underwear that was hanging out to dry outside. They're less common now due to urbanization and how there is less vegetation but I still remember those memories with a faint hint of terror knowing now what they're really capable of.

@Muhammadwasapedo

11 ай бұрын

Is it legal to hunt konkeys where you are/were from?

@maximesaindon3552

10 ай бұрын

Everyone in my family is terrified of monkeys and I will NEVER understand why anyone would want one for a pet or even think they're cute. They are not. Anything and anyone that can murder a puppy by dropping it from a 3 story building deserves prison time.

9:50 - WHY ARE THE ADULTS NOT HELPING THE DAMN BABY WTF?!?!

@Dirnaldmabin354

Жыл бұрын

What the hell do you do when an animal that can kill you just snatched your kid and the monkey is most likely climbing the building and then *weeeeeeeeeeeeeee* *SLAM* also the other one was in the night

Your videos make everything feel OK, CG. Thank you for being you.

I love how you just casually bring in advertisements so nonchalantly 🤣👏