I love how Ethan says his fridge is personal but is so open about his colonoscopy 😂

@OfficialDialTone

24 күн бұрын

It doesnt even have a freezer...

@Estelahojas8920

24 күн бұрын

My husband works in high end appliances and that shit is so serious. Its amazing and has ice party mode and can change your produce game. I would love to give some insight lol

@ashleyelll

24 күн бұрын

when do they mention his fancy fridge?!

@upinthestars2406

24 күн бұрын

​@@ashleyelllI think they are talking about an old episode where they guessed which crew members fridge based off a picture.

@nowey2251

24 күн бұрын

@@upinthestars2406no they talk about it in this episode lol

Ethan's colonoscopy nurse not laughing at any of his jokes is hysterical lmao

@Lvxurie

24 күн бұрын

She has a shit job, its not a joke to her.

@mia.isabella.

24 күн бұрын

no literally i just imagine them like 😐. fs has heard all those jokes before.

@kaptainkayy8961

24 күн бұрын

It’s bc they have heard it all before like they said above. And you just made her work through SHIT, they had to clean the walls with saline, suction shit off, probably shit splattered everywhere, and the room probably smelt horrible. That’s why she didn’t laugh 🤣 and shit could have been hiding the polyps or whatever. I would pay for it to be done again. You may need a two day prep and two day clear liquid.

@sparksflylove

24 күн бұрын

@@kaptainkayy8961I work in surgery and I have done thousands of scope cases/colonoscopies and this is not what happens. Even if somebody didn’t drink any of their prep, this wouldn’t be the case. Wtf is up with your imagination

@Jen-Chapin

24 күн бұрын

@@kaptainkayy8961lol I’m a nurse and I would always laugh at patients jokes, even if they were dumb just bc I felt bad 😂😂

I LOVE how Love is always sticking up for the ladies! He is a high value man for real:)

@Alex-ym5ox

23 күн бұрын

FR

@gregorB92

23 күн бұрын

usually i agree but not with these onlyfans girls embarrasing themselves all over the internet on those stupid podcasts

@relaxingwhisperer

23 күн бұрын

Mom and dad raised a good kid ❤

@seanceknowles2911

23 күн бұрын

@@gregorB92even then. We don’t have to agree with what they are doing, but Love is clearly a gentleman and he gets nothing out of talking down to women regardless of their choice to go to podcasts like these.

@rileymosier7731

23 күн бұрын

we love love

please make a teddy fresh apron to protect me from pasta sauce

@kitkat615

24 күн бұрын

I made pasta during the live actually and that would have been great

@pantherinna6997

24 күн бұрын

Good idea Good idea Good idea Good idea Good idea

@katieharrison6252

24 күн бұрын

I’d buy

@samanthaskenandore7191

24 күн бұрын

I also want the sandals back but more comfy. They cut up my toes-ees but they were so cute!

@keatonlloyd5411

23 күн бұрын

I work in food service and would absolutely buy one if it were available

Dan mentioning the fart sound!!! I absolutely HATE the toilet fart sound!!! & sometimes when I listen while driving I feel like people can hear it at stoplights & I get embarrassed lmaooooo 😅 For some reason it’s so disgusting to me 😭😭

@wormz4brains

23 күн бұрын

😫😫😫agreed. I wish more ppl commented this so they would see it & zach would stop

@MH-zw6qd

23 күн бұрын

The more people comment, the more zach's gonna play the sound Have you learned nothing 😂

@heathenised

23 күн бұрын

​@@wormz4brains hell nah, it's funny lmao

@heathenised

23 күн бұрын

​@@MH-zw6qd exactly lol

@Diamond86248

23 күн бұрын

It IS gross. I skip past segments to avoid it

Asking for "hhey girly" in the super chats is the new "it's my 21st bday"

"Michael Myers recording" is the funniest thing AB has ever said

@legster983

24 күн бұрын

I know ! He’s so quick !

@michellev8475

23 күн бұрын

yes!!! 🤣

@tomaustinmedia

23 күн бұрын

timestamp please?

@lil.fish.taco9

23 күн бұрын

@@tomaustinmediago to 16:08

@msk0693

23 күн бұрын

Shut the fuck up zordon was great too lol

Ethan’s nurse roasting his tattoo is incredible

@TiredMikee

24 күн бұрын

I mean it is the most hideous and ridiculous tattoo I’ve ever seen

@asum7213

23 күн бұрын

​@@TiredMikee then you haven't seen much tattoos.

@rebeccam8119

23 күн бұрын

I have been wondering what that was haha must of missed when he got that. Whats it supposed to be?

@oliviaprothero

23 күн бұрын

@@rebeccam8119Teddy and Bruce drew it on his leg and he got it tattooed

@MissViki96

23 күн бұрын

@@TiredMikee wtf 😂 this is why we love Ethan, he is the opposite of vain and he is one of the few people who TRULY don’t care about other ppl‘s oppinions

Ethan fridge drama is why we watch.

@prauvatyok

23 күн бұрын

Probably the most out of touch thing I ever heard them talking about

@sam-sw8zw

23 күн бұрын

I hope we get more of an investigation into this. I would hate for it to end up a.... Cold Case 😎😎😎

@boanless

23 күн бұрын

@@prauvatyok broke ass

Ethan is having a difficult time beating the out of touch allegations especially after fridgegate. Lena saying the fridge looked like it was just a cabinet didn't help either lol.

@brittanie777

24 күн бұрын

Yeah, and even if the fridge wasn’t top tier the cabinetry still wasn’t cheap 😂

@Roxylemmon

24 күн бұрын

Literally hahaha like that shit was BUILT INTO the cabinets .. that there is a lot of cash monies haha

@TheSpasticNation

24 күн бұрын

Bro the fridge is $30k I didn't even know fridges could be that much

@bbbildhuu

24 күн бұрын

Ive seen people dump 200k just into kitchen cabinets...

@BCJDM

24 күн бұрын

I'm not sure why so many people are surprised, his home is very expensive and would come furnished with appliances to match. Gagineu is a boutique high end appliance brand, their stuff is made in Germany so it's going to be expensive and high quality. They are basically commercial grade refrigerators for retail consumer use.

They are not jokesters at the gastroenterologist. I wore a shirt that said "Poopin'" to an appt. No laughs. I wore my sweatshirt that said, "My tummy hurts but I'm being very brave about it" to my endoscopy; NOTHING.

@marlboromaggi

23 күн бұрын

oh my god - i literally love you. i would've DIED😭😭🤣

@kelseyborgford9489

22 күн бұрын

Literally same with the exact sweater

@loveisinfinite1997

21 күн бұрын

That makes sense actually. If joking about this procedure makes people embarrassed to get it done, then that would be a problem.

Ethan, as a long time audio-only listener… holy fuck dude… you look amazing. I’m honestly blown away, good fucking job my dude

@GodsDemonSatansAngel

24 күн бұрын

Thankyou ozempic

@MissGinaMay

23 күн бұрын

@@GodsDemonSatansAngelGive him my regards, did you take Ozempic?

@ZackT510

23 күн бұрын

It’s such a visual heavy show, I can’t believe you’re audio only. I listen while doing stuff around the house but I watch the visual components when it’s relevant. You’re really missing out

@angeldream1

23 күн бұрын

@@ZackT510some people also can’t watch screens I have to only listen 90% of the time I use KZread and I never can watch movies or shows.

@employeeofthemouth

23 күн бұрын

so funny to think about like you subscribing to this years ago, and then just randomly noticing how good Ethan looks recently

42:50 “I think I need a little help with my gown 😩🥵” LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😭

“I know what a freezer is, my fridge has one”😂🤣

My dad had a colonoscopy and the doctor told him it was the cleanest colon they’ve ever seen and he has never made me and my siblings forget that

@marialovesmusicalot

23 күн бұрын

Does your dad eat super healthy or something? What's his secret lol

@meelomoo

23 күн бұрын

@@marialovesmusicalot he eats home cooked meals and home grows most of his food but he just shit the life out of him before his colonoscopy. Was like drinking and taking all the pills they told him to take and it completely cleaned him out. It’s one of his greatest achievements apparently

@allisons8480

23 күн бұрын

Sheeeeeeesh! Homie lives off celery, respect.

@sirduckykins

23 күн бұрын

Parents really are unicorns hey 😂❤

@isoldadoesstuff

7 күн бұрын

He's ready to bottom

Love knowing the WOW sound just off the bat was wild 💀

@OkamiSamaa

24 күн бұрын

i knew that shit straight away i said its a dbm raid warning before they even pull up the wowhead lmao im ashamed of myself

@geneva133

24 күн бұрын

He's so cultured lmao

@Maverekt

23 күн бұрын

Yeah half the chat was spamming /rw off rip lol, if you’ve played wow and specifically raided a good amount you definitely heard and know where it comes from haha

@snarp408

23 күн бұрын

Ethan paused wayyyy too much during this section. It was driving me crazy

its kinda crazy how we all watch also 20+ hours of h3 a week and cant get enough. it goes too quick too,

@nunya5057

23 күн бұрын

how you getting 20 hours?? lol

@LemonLoafEucharist

23 күн бұрын

@@nunya5057members streams maybe? lol idk

@hulkxx91

22 күн бұрын

Nah​@@LemonLoafEucharist

If they do "The FriendZone" they need to build a fake fresh n fit set, could even add coconuts 🤣🤣

@nooneinpart

23 күн бұрын

Make it a weird amalgamation of both shows. Have those weird panels that repeat @H3Podcast over and over in the background but instead of the text being crooked it’s straight and the panels are crooked instead. The propeller hat is a reward instead of a punishment. Have fake drama except it’s something really dumb that you would hear on a playground when you pick your kids up from school. EDIT: ooh and make the title painfully obvious clickbait and replace every word with obscure anachronistic synonyms from a thesaurus

@knitwitchpgh

22 күн бұрын

The whole thing is themed like barbados

I find that listening to Fresh&Fit, Whatever, A&P, Tate etc talk about women is always predictable and actually quite exhausting. The disbelief and anger is gone and now it just makes me tired and a bit sad… It can also be hilarious ofc, but in my opinion in smaller doses like ”And you want the whole world to know that?” or Tate getting arrested because of pizza boxes or Pearl singing about printers. I’m sure a lot of people enjoy the long segments as well, but I just wanted to share that I’ve started skipping through those topics, and maybe others do the same? I just can’t take hearing any more of those idiots trying to convince people with the most basic and laughable reasoning possible.

@aarondavis8943

23 күн бұрын

Yeah I agree. These people benefit from negative attention. For the love of God can we please start ignoring these pathetic people? I don't think it makes much sense for Ethan to lionise the girls on these shows, either. They're supporting these guys and debasing themselves and it's humiliating and pathetic.

@JohnCruz811

23 күн бұрын

Agreed, I'm over that kind of segment, they're all the same at the end of the day

@fliicreates4061

23 күн бұрын

I do too, first time hearing about them was shock value to me, everything after that is just annoying.

@doaasabila1202

23 күн бұрын

Yesss me too! i skip them for my mental health 😅 i completely agree about those things being funny in small doses, but it does get exhausting (considering my own personal trauma of being around hyper misogynistic people for most of my life)

@Sukiamia

23 күн бұрын

Agreed I also skip these segments I don't need to hear about men hating my existence I just want to laugh and enjoy the episode 😭

I've been debating buying a ticket and Dan sold me on the back being special.

@0Flow0

23 күн бұрын

I mean Drake's going to be there

@huyeahh5234

22 күн бұрын

What did he say ?? Maybe I missed it

did ethan forget to mention june is PRIDE MONTH??!!! mandatory pride minute needed.

@californiacupcake8580

23 күн бұрын

👎

@SofiaAgnew

23 күн бұрын

PRIDE MINUTE OVER EVERYONE BACK IN THE CLOSET

@xenawarriorprincess4495

22 күн бұрын

A MONTH!!!!

@Stonedsapphic

20 күн бұрын

REALLY, A MONTH ☹️

ethan questioning why its unhygienic to eat food in a bathroom is honestly a culture shock moment for me cause what??? AB said nothing confusing he is fully right

@paprika7577

24 күн бұрын

Oh god this is an Ethan issue, please don't think that the community at large is eating on the toilet. Eating while shitting goes against all cultures!

@vercingetorix5708

24 күн бұрын

@@paprika7577 it’s certainly not anymore acceptable in American culture than anywhere else. Luckily Hila would put a stop to it.

@jalrebass

24 күн бұрын

Ethan has a point though; you're not changing your clothes when you're coming out of the bathroom, your toothbrush is most likely also in there... If these bacteria are SO dangerous that would be a risk as well and yet I've been keeping my toothbrush in the same room as I shit for over 30 years and I'm fine. The crew aren't rebutting those because they have no real argument against it other than it's magically different because it's food. All that said I'm not eating while I shit, as Dan said "Nothing can be coming in at the same time things are going out".

@izzaanimates9041

24 күн бұрын

Kitchens have way more bacteria and other germs compared to bathrooms. Kitchens are the dirtiest room in each household.

@ViCT0RiA6

23 күн бұрын

@jalrebass nah how can you and ethan self report like this 🤢 there's studies showing how matter from the toilet shoots up and sits in the air for a while if you don't put your seat cover down while flushing. It's not about this being fatal or dangerous to you it's simply about maintaining cleanliness in a room that can easily be contaminated. Doesn't take much to get pink eye. Idk about you but I use a toothbrush cover. Sad cause AB is younger than yall schooling you on the importance of being clean esp in bathrooms, with this type of representation I can see why tate converted to Islam and not Judaism

AB is the GOAT for watching that 7 hour podcast and making a 10 minute edit fr, even watching on 2x speed it's still so long

This is literally my first time ever commenting (like on everything) but I'm a bit drunk rn and I'm watching the show and you guys just do such a fantastic job, and you're all such wonderful people who really care ♥️

There are two things you never ask… A woman her age Or a man his fridge

ethan addressing his bridges when he should be addressing his fridges 🤔

@jordanmillisor8528

23 күн бұрын

This comment is so underrated wtf this should have thousands of likes 😂

@KillerKabel

22 күн бұрын

Fridges not bridges 👏 👏 fridges not bridges 👏 👏

Ab: "If only we had a magic school bus to jump in that a*s and figure it out." And N3on in the front seat screaming "SQueeeze!" 😆

@Mama_Pills

23 күн бұрын

I laughed so hard at that comment 😭 “jump in that ass”

@willconners375

23 күн бұрын

This comment is GOLD

Friend Zone needs to exist on the Internet. It's such an excellent idea.

@geneva133

24 күн бұрын

H3 out here trying to balance the scales of misogyny lmaooo

I love how this show pics on the most trivial shit, like Ethan’s fridge, and turn it into a whole bit 😂😂😂

I bet cindy and sophia messing with the hat was the most interesting part of that pod tbh

Howie is so photogenic 📸

@Lc0522

23 күн бұрын

He really is!!

What wise words to end the show on “remember, if you have diarrhea, don’t wipe” -Ethan Klein 2024

@meggiemegggs

24 күн бұрын

Wise very wise

@meltedicep0ps

23 күн бұрын

Real

@allie_hart

23 күн бұрын

This should be the new sign off 😅

The fridge talk was more entertaining than Ethan's colonoscopy saga.

I made a ‘joke’ to my partners parents on the 2nd time of meeting them, about his step dad’s colonoscopy, I tried to make light of a touchy subject by saying, “as long as when it goes in both of his hands aren’t in your shoulders…” it didn’t go down to well. This was almost 9 years ago, the silence still haunts me, the urge to explain it at the time, oh god, I hate myself. Awkward me just trying to fill the void…so to speak

@GabryellaGarrido-sk6jt

23 күн бұрын

Needed this laugh

@LemonLoafEucharist

23 күн бұрын

Would u believe that this is a lyric in the new Twenty One Pilots song called Lavish

@kadrianntaherand8093

23 күн бұрын

​@LemonLoafEucharist "I see your problem is your proctologist Got both hands on your shoulder while you’re bottomless" brilliant, absolutely brilliant.🤌

@emmythrasher

23 күн бұрын

A shame they couldn’t appreciate good comedy

@leafygreensmusic

23 күн бұрын

why did he have a stick up his ass about that joke?

You guys should invite the panel of girls over for FRIENDS&FAMILY. and give them all propeller hats and just enjoy it together 😊🤗

@kelseytucker2996

23 күн бұрын

Thiss

@allie_hart

23 күн бұрын

I would love this but I am afraid the girls would get the milkshake duck treatment

@henrietteviskum4635

23 күн бұрын

@@allie_hartmaybe the curse doesn’t apply to women 🤔

@allie_hart

23 күн бұрын

@@henrietteviskum4635 I hope not because that's honestly the best idea they've had in awhile

@amoney464

23 күн бұрын

at the end of the day though, those girls still decide to go on that show and support them, which is very questionable, I think it maybe would be better with a different set of adult content girlies

Every single episode of The H3 Show makes me so happy.

Ethans hands have grown so large lately, very proud of you papa 👏 🙌 hope sunny feels better!

@___Music_for_life____

24 күн бұрын

Papa bless 🙏🏻

@kayleedesroches6318

24 күн бұрын

Large handed king ✋🤚

@Sliznark

24 күн бұрын

Paid actor

@OfficialDialTone

24 күн бұрын

​@@Sliznarknuh uh

@KarleneAlyssa

23 күн бұрын

it's all those hey girls he's been doing 🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻

Yall need to bring the try guys to the pod. Just do a regular episode but with them like yall did with Marc Rebillet

@DeltaUnderWater

24 күн бұрын

This would go CRAZY

@kiiwiifuzzzz

24 күн бұрын

A thousand percent yes this is such a good idea

@Username0467

24 күн бұрын

I honestly don’t think they would say yes. What do I know. Lol

@nunya5057

23 күн бұрын

they seem very incompatible to me, i think it’d be a hard watch

@Mama_Pills

23 күн бұрын

I feel like they would actually get along so well 😭

I am an RN that works in the OR & hearing Ethan explain his colonoscopy experience was hysterical 😭

@notsaranohuh

23 күн бұрын

yeah i’m a scrub tech and hearing about that stuff always has me giggling 🤭

When the ask Dan why at 30:28 and he looks around like, Do I really need to explain WHY the most visceral tummy ache explosion diarrhoea sound is bad? 😂😭😫

@sarahschouveller1993

24 күн бұрын

I still think it sounds like metal clanking tho 😂😂😂

@Luuuluuuu

23 күн бұрын

he was so confused he was speechless

@karolinitortellini

23 күн бұрын

For me it's the fact that it brings up memories of going to one of those public metal toilets, I hate them. Never had diarrhea in one but thanks to Zack I can vividly imagine it.

@Kyradical

20 күн бұрын

@@sarahschouveller1993 honestly this comparison helps me cope with hearing the sound cause I can hear the similarities 🤣

@sarahschouveller1993

20 күн бұрын

@@Kyradical glad to be of service. FAMILY

About the colonoscopy Ethan: there was an issue... low visibility. Love: what does that mean? Dan: You got fog ass dude! I can't 😂😂😂

I'm with Dan being very distracted by the hollow fart sound. It's so disgusting LOL

Ethan, consider SIBO (Small Intestinal Bacterial Overgrowth). It can cause diarrhea, constipation, and make you intolerant to foods that you once used to tolerate. It can also cause slow gastric motility, which sounds like you are experiencing since the Miralax took so long to work. I was just recently diagnosed with SIBO and am now getting treated by an Integrative Medicine doctor (they can prescribe both pharmaceuticals and herbs/supplements). I tried three different gastroenterologists over the past couple years but none of them could figure this out. They don’t understand the gut microbiome very well. If your gastroenterologist doesn’t find anything and just gives you an IBS diagnosis, I strongly encourage you to consider Integrative Medicine. You don’t have to suffer like this.

@stacysaurusrex

23 күн бұрын

Where do you find an integrative doctor? Were you able to cure your SIBO?

@AudiVA96

23 күн бұрын

Wow I’ve always wanted to know what SIBO was actually like. How long did you have it before you got diagnosed? (Dietetic Intern here).

Ethan: guys my fridge is private business! ...anyway back to my colonoscopy.

Skit idea: Y’all write and shoot with green screen a Magic School bus episode about the crew exploring Ethan’s colon. The crew figures out the root of Ethan’s sickness. Comedy ensues.

@RoyalReyna

18 күн бұрын

Omg yes!! Sam as ms frizzle ❤🤌

@technotomboy

Күн бұрын

Oh my god lollll

Me staring at my fridge I got from Habit For Humanity: 👁️👄👁️

AB saying to call the little kid out lol

Would genuinely love to see Ethan host a positive version of a Whatever Podcast. Ethan with the girlies is always amazing, plus I think it could be very insightful

@Mama_Pills

23 күн бұрын

He has wholesome dad energy for sure 😌

the 2 remaining try guys on the show would be actually wild 😮‍💨

@geneva133

24 күн бұрын

Two worlds colliding in a way I never would've imagined

Too early for time stamps 🫲😫🫱

Impressed that the crew gets 100% of the profits from the Live show. ❤❤ Side note..Dan looks like he has a Kermit Parrot on his shoulder. So cute 😍

I love how Zach is so methodical and well crafted with his soundbites, pure genius! But then he can also just play farting soundbites for minutes straight, like adlibs in a conversation hahahah I'm here for it

Chronic Crohn’s suffer here. I get 2 colonoscopies a year… The prep is THE WORST PART! Tips I have… - Lots of water and liquid. - ONLY CLEAR LIQUID for 2 days prior. This will make the whole experience easier. - If you think you don’t need to drink the entire prep, you’re wrong. Keep drinking. - FLUSHABLE WIPES! By the end of the prep, your butthole will be bleeding if you use only toilet paper. You will be wiping A LOT. - Pillow, blanket, laptop/phone, charger, on the bathroom floor because you may not make it there if you’re not already there. - Shower is your best friend if you need. - When trying to poop, lean forward, and use a little foot stool, it straightens out your bowel and makes everything easier. - Once your stool is yellow/clear, you’re good to go. - Despite what you think… ‘holy crap, I’m going to be shitting myself for days’…usually after the procedure, the diarrhoea has eased and you won’t be pooping your pants for weeks after.😅 Peace and love, you’re welcome.💁🏻‍♀️🌸

@SabrinaHawk

24 күн бұрын

Prep literally almost killed me - it made me puke and it was so gelatinous and heavy it was all stuck in my throat and I was choking I had to stick my hand in my mouth and reach into my throat and dig it out, I only ended up pooping once and it was solid I was so worried I went through all that pain for nothing but my gi said they were able to traverse the whole way as needed and got a clean bill of colon health.

@liamthedream2027

23 күн бұрын

How did the diagnosis your crohns? Colonsospy with biopsy? I legit have stomach pains and heartburn and my calprotein, colonospy with biopsy’s all came back normal and dr said no ibd

@anonnymous4363

23 күн бұрын

Crohn’s fupa troopers rise up!! I got diagnosed at 16 :( Had way more colonoscopies than any kid should have to endure.

@esmithycentral

22 күн бұрын

clear stool?!

@umok7837

22 күн бұрын

@@esmithycentralshitting water basically… a lot of it

I have put H3 in my bio for dating apps. Nobody ever knows 😭

Theyre so serious about the sip of water because A TON of people minimize or lie about it. People will say a sip when they really drank a lot, or they will totally like and have been eating and drinking before.. And when they vomit, they aspirate. I've heard horror stories about parents lying for their little kids who are going into surgery and those kids ended up with aspirating pneumonia and almost dead.

@Miak85

24 күн бұрын

Yes! Ive had ppl wake up from surgery and admit they lied. Close calls and actually had a patient expire due to lying

@vanessajones5752

24 күн бұрын

wtf that is so crazy😭😭😭. i got my wisdom teeth out last year and i was so strict on following their instructions because i was so scared something would go wrong😭

I dont have premium but this week H3 has been able to play whilst im opening other apps on my phone 😍

@kiiwiifuzzzz

24 күн бұрын

Me too, idk why it's happening though lol

@nunya5057

23 күн бұрын

this glitch happens frequently for me too, i swear they intentionally do it to convince people to upgrade

@EliTasrev

23 күн бұрын

I think it has to do with your phone software wanting that option to be available, but KZread only permits it when you have premium. So the competing mechanisms create a glitch

@graboc

23 күн бұрын

It has been so gooood!!!

@skoky83

22 күн бұрын

I don’t have premium and have always been able to do this, isn’t it just Picture in Picture or are you referring to something else?

I love how Ethan says his fridge is personal but is so open about his colonoscopy

@FrostedRaps

24 күн бұрын

You and another person typed the exact same thing lol 😂

@rbbl_

24 күн бұрын

@@FrostedRaps no i stole they comment 😁

@geneva133

24 күн бұрын

I hadn't even thought about that lmfaooo omg

@FrostedRaps

24 күн бұрын

@@rbbl_ oh nice lol

in 4th grade a girl told me if you eat food in the bathrom youre feeding the devil

"I'm not scared of the laxatives, the laxatives fear me" 🤣

As a former anesthesia assistant, a sip of water can indeed drown you. Usually if its right on the cusp of 2 hrs, they May just give you different meds to put you to sleep. 😴

Just want to say I admire your integrity and sticking to your principles-keeping the show free. I'm struggling out here, working a bunch and burning out trying to keep it moving in this economy. And I always look forward to the show because it makes me laugh, even when I'm feeling shitty. I would be absolutely gutted if you paywalled the shows. ✌&❤

Ethan has earned that nice fridge . Ty for the entertainment .

Love always has the best takes- he’s here for the girlies. A feminist king!

Watching while I have diarrhea at the same time as Ethan in the bathroom feels so meta

The podcast uping my standards again bc i need a significant other who would pay for a lil shoutout for me 😭 theyre always so cute

Jose is definitely going to be the boys Godfather, since he's Ethan's closest and dearest friend. Oliver Tree who?

its rewind time! ✋🏻👊🏻✋🏻👊🏻✋🏻

“It’s like a playground, get back there and… practice” I’m cryingggggg 😭😭😂

A reverse red-pill podcast where you bring women on to compliment them and have respectful discussions about dating would be awesome. Get Oliv, Lena and Sam to join! Different perspectives. 🤯 Edit: The Friend Zone is the perfect name.

@ashmac87

24 күн бұрын

I'd watch this

Tbh if those women on Whatever had any self respect and a remote sense of being a girls girl, when he went on his little rant kicking Cindy out? They should have said bet and all left.

@esmithycentral

22 күн бұрын

i was a bit annoyed and confused on why none of them even tried to stand up for her

@rebexyy

22 күн бұрын

@@esmithycentral yup. The whole thing was pathetic, really. From all sides, of course.

ethan's kids gonna be so confused when they're older and realize their fridge costs more money than some of their friends' parents' cars hahahaha

@Username0467

24 күн бұрын

You think they have broke friends? Psshhh

@MH-zw6qd

23 күн бұрын

Bold of you to assume he'd let his kids hang with peasants lmao

@karolinitortellini

23 күн бұрын

What's confusing about being rich?

I have Cold One's brain rot, when he mentioned Crohn's disease I immediately thought of Mr. Beast.

@AlecBurriss

23 күн бұрын

Jimmy Beast

Lol they did a whole ass fridge segment and showed all their fridges a few years back

Whenever Ethan asks Zach to stack audio, it always sounds like different levels of hell 😂

If girls stoped going to the whatever podcast, just please !!!!

I also think the shitting in a giant metal bucket with the echo is the worst one of the fart sound bites 😅

@0FreakShow0

23 күн бұрын

As someone with no gallbladder I feel attacked 😅 when I hear that sound. Ptsd flashbacks

@krose12

23 күн бұрын

YES lol I hate it

PLEAASEEE ut would be SO FUNNY and also very interesting to invite the same girls that these alpha male podcasts invite! Also, if yoi could get the same girls with the most iconic clips, and have them talk about the behind the scenes on these podcasts MAN THAT WOULD BE SO FIREEE

“Yeah I know about freezers, my fridge has one”

I miss 4 shows a week so much ;(

2:15:22 I loved Dan's face after Ethan claimed to be the 'last person to judge"

just graduated from high school today. thanks for being there with me since 2020.

Don't understand why people were mad that Ethan Klein has a 14k$ fridge. He lives in a 10 millions dollars house. At that level, you have to spend at least 10% of your property value to furnished the home adequately. So that would be easily a million dollars in furniture, appliances and arts, etc.

The guild leaders getting engaged was super cute 😭💗

None of them knowing who Fannita was 💀 highlight for me

@zyprexza

15 күн бұрын

even olivia not knowing lmao

I’ve eaten dinner so many times watching this show that now I get hungry every time I start a new one Edit: and then he start talking about his colonoscopy and I’m good 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ethan talking about how girls are looking for guys who like h3 is actually so true. My ex introduced me in 2018 and then when we split ive been graving for someone to share my love for h3 😅😂

I used to sell Gaggenau products among other high end brands, and let me assure you it's not about product quality, or performance, or capability. These products are marginally better quality than the average ones on the market, and none of them reach the same performance or feature levels of what used to be the worlds best brand. A Gagenau product is only about how fancy it SEEMS, and nothing else, you are not buying a Gaggenau for quality, performance, or features. If you want a very high quality product buy a Miele, or even a Fisher & Paykel (Although less so with F&P these days.) Furthermore, integrated fridges, (The type that you fit your own cabinetry appearance to.) Are among the worst fridge design because they always enclose the fridge when they should never be enclosed. A fridge is a heat pump, it is shifting heat from inside to outside, and can only do so when well ventilated and integrated fridges block far too much ventilation meaning they are an impaired product. However the one thing ethan got right was that his fridge and freezer are separate products. Being separate means they both function more efficiently and reliably, and perform the task better all round.

@karolinitortellini

23 күн бұрын

I knew all this and I don't even work with fridges, maybe I should consider it

i told a man i was an h3 fan on a date last night and he said “every hot girl needs a middle aged autistic man to keep them company”. i feel like dan would really enjoy that.

As someone with ulcerative colitis Ethan's symptoms sound very similar to what I experience. One piece of advice I can say to anyone with this painful disease is to try your best to manage your stress as it can be a big trigger for a flare up. It can be very difficult to deal with at times and has definitely impacted my work and social life but if you can surround yourself with understanding people it definitely helps to have a good support system. I've been dealing with it since I was 18 and there have been ups and downs but I always try to stay positive about it. I hope you can figure out what's going on Ethan ☮️ and ❤

Scrolling through the titles of sections "Reading donations while Ethan goes to the bathroom" "Ethan comes back and it didn't go well" lol

The nurse roasting Ethan on his tattoo has me dead

Realized I'm going to have a hard time whenever this show ends because I felt like I was having withdrawal since they didn't post on Monday

SOUND BITE ALERT 2:10:50 Beavo says “let’s just move on, thank you very much.” THIS WILL BE BIG NEWS

2:40:36 dan : 'rather superficial, you wouldn;'t understand the joy of spending a saturday evening rrrrraiding world of warcraft -3-' ethan : 'you don't even have the jade ddragon mount -3-'

If I was the guy on the Zoom with the suspended license, I would at least try to argue that I'm actually in the passenger seat or something. Then maybe act like the feed is getting distorted and exit the Zoom, then go back into the Zoom a few seconds later when I'm parked and pretend like I did nothing wrong. This guy was obviously just so used to driving on a suspended license that he didn't think twice about it, not even for his court case regarding the suspended license itself.

The fridge discussion is exactly why I love this show ❤️

Guys why am I so attracted to Love???

@Memi-cp4yc

24 күн бұрын

Ehm ...

@vanessajones5752

24 күн бұрын

@mynamesstrawberry7579

24 күн бұрын

I think it’s the way he speaks about women honestly because when I hear a man supporting women they get 60% hotter😭

@rachelbuck5673

24 күн бұрын

He’s a sweetheart!

@mynamesstrawberry7579

24 күн бұрын

I think it’s the way he speaks about women honestly. When I hear a man supporting women they get 60% hotter😭

I cannot cope with Zach playing the fart sounds throughout the colonoscopy story😭😭

1:01:15 AB imagining the crew screaming on the magic school bus 😂😂😂

Ethan try getting a food allergy blood test. My colonoscopy didn’t show anything and I just decided to ask for food allergy test and I found out I have gluten allergy! I have been gluten free for 5 years