Alan and Jake Move Out | Two and a Half Men

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“You call him a loser all the time!”
Season 8 Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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  • @redips
    @redipsАй бұрын

    Eldridge"i don't want to go to military school" let's keep that option open. lol

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    Ай бұрын

    That dumb shit joins the army with Jake when there was a help wanted sign at the food court at the mall lol

  • @tyreebest1234
    @tyreebest1234Ай бұрын

    "So I'm losing my weekend beach house?" "Yeah, but you're gaining a whole family." "I rather have a weekend beach house." 😂

  • @chrisjackson1889

    @chrisjackson1889

    Ай бұрын

    Same

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    Ай бұрын

    I’d rather have a weekend beach house than a family with Alan, Lyndsey and Eldridge.

  • @TshiamoDre
    @TshiamoDreАй бұрын

    I thought Charlie was going to live happily ever after. Imagine the parties 😭😭

  • @realobiwan
    @realobiwanАй бұрын

    "I should write a book on parenting" lol

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    Ай бұрын

    Funny. Since his kids were taken out of his house back in 2011. They might be old enough to drive now.

  • @afonsodeportugal

    @afonsodeportugal

    Ай бұрын

    @@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation You do realize Charlie Sheen is not Charlie Harper?

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    Ай бұрын

    @@afonsodeportugal It’s just a role like he’s Charlie Goodson on Anger Management

  • @RodrickMarsMoon
    @RodrickMarsMoonАй бұрын

    That's the trouble with kids these days: not enough trauma!" The fact that I heard this exact phrase from a distant uncle 😂...!

  • @falcon-ng6sd

    @falcon-ng6sd

    Ай бұрын

    I've heard something to that effect from someone I share a birthday with! (We're in mid-40s now)

  • @aleksandarvil5718

    @aleksandarvil5718

    Ай бұрын

    Latino & Asian Parents in a Nutshell:

  • @redips
    @redipsАй бұрын

    Eldridge: you call him a loser all the time' Jake: "he's my dad, i'm allowed" That is true. Just like Alan is allowed to call Jake dumb. lol

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusicАй бұрын

    Eldridge - that was a total accident 😝

  • @jaylife1077

    @jaylife1077

    Ай бұрын

    I don’t wanna live with him

  • @falcon-ng6sd

    @falcon-ng6sd

    Ай бұрын

    Interestingly, the auto-generated captions say "Gabe porn"😆

  • @IslanderloverBKK
    @IslanderloverBKKАй бұрын

    Dumb and Dumber or Beavis and Butt-Head!😂😂

  • @Whoeverwhateverwhenever
    @WhoeverwhateverwheneverАй бұрын

    Don't dude him, dude 😀

  • @ZeuzBluez
    @ZeuzBluezАй бұрын

    Not enough trauma 😂 he s hundred percent right

  • @RazorMouth

    @RazorMouth

    Ай бұрын

    Unfortunately he's actually right.

  • @gerdtt79
    @gerdtt79Ай бұрын

    It was around the time he started dating Lyndsey that Alan became a complete pathic looser instead of the uptight responsible brother

  • @afonsodeportugal

    @afonsodeportugal

    Ай бұрын

    True. His downfall had started before, but it accelerated after Lyndsey.

  • @TheFourNineThree

    @TheFourNineThree

    Ай бұрын

    💯% accurate

  • @gerdtt79

    @gerdtt79

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@afonsodeportugaldownfall? Looser Alan was hilarious

  • @afonsodeportugal

    @afonsodeportugal

    Ай бұрын

    @@gerdtt79 Not really. The Alan from the later seasons was annoying and path...c. I honestly don't understand how people can laugh at such poor role models like Alan Harper, George Costanza from Seinfeld, or any of the "guys" from Friends. Adult infancy is never funny, especially when it becomes perpetual. The very minimum to be an adult male is to a have a steady job, own your own house/car and never accept a woman who doesn't respect you. NEVER! Alan not only failed on all those criteria, but he was also cheap, ungrateful, and way too effeminate, to the point of dating a transgender and kissing Walden. It's just too much, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities by the end of the show. Jone Cryer is a fantastic actor, but the writers slaughtered Alan on the altar of cheap comedy. They did even worse with Jake, BTW. Instead of making them grow up throughout the show, they made them increasingly child-like. Which is quite remarkable given that Jake started as a child. 😥

  • @danielmoravia1049

    @danielmoravia1049

    Ай бұрын

    ​@afonsodeportugal Jon Cryer is not a good actor, he was just being himself, he's an idiot just like that in real life.

  • @gradel888
    @gradel888Ай бұрын

    3:02 Excuse us. Walk! 3:03 Dude! 3:04 Don’t “Dude” me. I’m in no mood for “Dude”. 3:13 Dude! 3:14 Don’t “Dude” him dude. 3:22 It was a rhetorical question. I don’t give a rats ass! 3:35 Here’s $500. 3:59 I should write a book on parenting.

  • @RazorMouth

    @RazorMouth

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah we can see and hear, why on earth did you put so much time into that reply 🤦‍♂️

  • @mmmwangi82

    @mmmwangi82

    Ай бұрын

    Dude. U ve time 😂😂😂😂

  • @Pbateman721

    @Pbateman721

    12 күн бұрын

    Go get a job

  • @59771006
    @59771006Ай бұрын

    I can understand why Jake would be upset about losing his weekend beach house who wouldn’t want a weekend beach house in Malibu?

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation
    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStationАй бұрын

    Jake should be allowed to call Alan a “loser” since that should be the only privilege of being his son.

  • @matthewrose4797

    @matthewrose4797

    21 күн бұрын

    If that's the case, then Alan should be allowed to call his son out when he's being a moron... which is all the time.

  • @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    @GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

    20 күн бұрын

    @@matthewrose4797 He’s called Jake different disappointing names and I don’t blame him.

  • @matthewrose4797

    @matthewrose4797

    17 күн бұрын

    @@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation I don't either.

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusic21 күн бұрын

    Eldridge - oh man, did he knock you up? 😅🤣

  • @njabulomahlanguisokheyi
    @njabulomahlanguisokheyiАй бұрын

    The way charlie was sooo happy

  • @userbasba
    @userbasbaАй бұрын

    After that offer of $100 a month, like a $1000 a year I could hear Beavis and Butthead's phlegm laughs.

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusicАй бұрын

    Lindsey - what do you call me

  • @Elaborance
    @ElaboranceАй бұрын

    Charlie is the real father figure.

  • @michaelfragoso6572
    @michaelfragoso6572Ай бұрын

    Lindsey really failed Eldridge

  • @gavintrimble7100
    @gavintrimble7100Ай бұрын

    They don't want to go to military school but sometime later they both join the army

  • @Lokiproooo
    @LokiprooooАй бұрын

    Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

  • @geneziogenezio3299
    @geneziogenezio3299Ай бұрын

    3:45 😂$100 DOLLARS A MONTH? WOW THAT WILL BE $1000 DOLLARS A YEAR😂 THEY ARE BRAINLESS😂 1 YEAR=12 MONTHS X $100 = $1200 😂

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074Ай бұрын

    Those 2 remind me of two of my friends

  • @anthonyvasquezactor
    @anthonyvasquezactorАй бұрын

    1:13 Same. It attracts women more. Family scares them away. Plus, it interferes with your sex life.

  • @danielmoravia1049
    @danielmoravia1049Ай бұрын

    It's funny how Jake thinks he's going to be more successful than his father being less bright than him.

  • @prmovieelite7240
    @prmovieelite7240Ай бұрын

    2:50$ 2:50$ 😂😂😂🤦🏻🤦🏻

  • @arielbanks5557
    @arielbanks5557Ай бұрын

    You're Mr. Whack-a-mole, not me!

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_EnchanterАй бұрын

    In fairness to Uncle Charlie, miscellaneous is hard to spell.

  • @mustafagulbey1034
    @mustafagulbey1034Ай бұрын

    I'm in no mood for dude😂😂😂

  • @delbertvasquez176
    @delbertvasquez1768 күн бұрын

    It’s hard to believe that Jake and Elderage are besties .

  • @FerretBarret
    @FerretBarretАй бұрын

    It was time for the airing of grievances

  • @falcon-ng6sd

    @falcon-ng6sd

    Ай бұрын

    I got a lot of problems with you people, and now, you're gonna hear about it!

  • @zaaranashitanawar5585
    @zaaranashitanawar558523 күн бұрын

  • @delbertvasquez176
    @delbertvasquez1768 күн бұрын

    “ that was a rhetorical question, I don’t give a rats ass “ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 typical deadbeat uncle shit, classic Charlie

  • @JustVisiting
    @JustVisitingАй бұрын

    Charlie looks really rough here. Was this close to the meltdown?

  • @UserName-ts3sp

    @UserName-ts3sp

    Ай бұрын

    pretty sure all of season 8 he looked like that

  • @vghiknbopkvdd665rdzzAfgg

    @vghiknbopkvdd665rdzzAfgg

    Ай бұрын

    5 months earlier

  • @Jamesthevampire7172
    @Jamesthevampire7172Ай бұрын

    2:29.2:33.3:02.3:14.3:22.3:34.

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9rАй бұрын

    With Lindsey he downfall of the show started imho.

  • @leejaymarsh9021
    @leejaymarsh9021Ай бұрын

    Charile voice sounds different

  • @MrFynn007

    @MrFynn007

    Ай бұрын

    He was on heavy drugs during the filming of season 8

  • @ihh619

    @ihh619

    Ай бұрын

    He's also barely keeping his eyes open

  • @geneziogenezio3299
    @geneziogenezio3299Ай бұрын

    0:30 I AM A WOMAN. I DO NOT THINK THAT "MAN KNOCKS UP THE WOMAN" IN THE MATTER OF GETTING THE WOMAN PREGNANT, THE WOMAN IS THE ONE THAT GETS PREGNANT THEREFORE , IF SHE DOES NOT WANT TO GET PREGNANT AND WANT TO HAVE SEX IT IS HER RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS/USE CONDOMS/IUD/DO INJECTIONS WHATEVER TAKES NOT TO GET PREGNANT, IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY!!!

  • @KnowingEyes

    @KnowingEyes

    Ай бұрын

    A prime example of why a man should not knock up a woman.

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