The seagull imitation by Charlie is brilliant! “You think he’ll be back?”. “Oh yeah!”

@oralebonafide9720

7 ай бұрын

Meanwhile charlie flapping his arms too 💀😂😂

@gamesmoney1025

3 ай бұрын

Aaaaaaawk!

@frederickclause2694

2 ай бұрын

Sorry but I think Red Skelton's seagull was better. If you're old enough you would remember Gertrude and Heathcliff.

@ericnelson9100

2 ай бұрын

The moo part gets me every time!

Alan's made more comebacks than The Rolling Stones.

@MisterMikeTexas

10 ай бұрын

And Kiss.

@DarkAngel-cj6sx

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@BigboyRoy100

10 ай бұрын

@Mike The 50th lineup of Kiss.

@broncoi40

10 ай бұрын

he is like herpes, you never get rid of him

@GuiSilva84

9 ай бұрын

@@broncoi40 That's an actual line from Charlie to Evelyn : " You should have named him herpes. " 🤣

Killing off Charlie was the stupidest decision Chuck Lorre ever made in his life.

@bwwestman

3 ай бұрын

Episodes with Walden may have triggered a few chuckles here and there, but I never fell over laughing like I do in every episode with Charlie. I don't think I have even seen more than 10 episodes with Walden.

@zeldasmith6154

3 ай бұрын

Charlie was out of control. Was it the end of an era when he was fired? Yep. But we have the shows he was in and how the cast worked. I watch the reruns almost every week but it's always funny. Akways.

@Legendary_sartorian

2 ай бұрын

see what else could chuck have done... at the time charlie sheen was on his crazy time with the tiger blood and what not, there wasnt much else he could do about it, ofc he could have maybe chosen better than ashton kutcher... sure but chuck just did the best he could to rescue a great show

@It4int0ver

2 ай бұрын

@@Legendary_sartorianjust keep Sheen, people would still have liked it

@philippreuter5192

2 ай бұрын

To be fair it probably most definitely saved his life though.

“I’m back “I’m shocked” 😊

Alan never ever leaves! One of the very few funny times with Walden was when Walden said he could never sell the house because he'll have to convince the new owners that Alan comes with it!

@falcorthewonderdog2758

Ай бұрын

Walden ruined the show

5:35 Charlie's delivery here just kills me lol

@bwwestman

3 ай бұрын

My jaw was hurting from laughing so hard. This show was the best when we had Charlie.

Saddest thing about this show is that Charlie supposed to be the terrible person but compared to alan he's the wisest man in the room

@arunk5307

10 ай бұрын

Welcome to life.

@anapauladepretto1280

10 ай бұрын

@123RADIOactive

10 ай бұрын

The problem is that initially, Alan was actually pretty logical and such. It wasn’t until later they decided to fuck him over by making him be such a worm to the point he leeched off of Walden…. A complete…. Stranger…. That really should’ve thrown his worthless ass out. That’s something I don’t understand, you would’ve assumed by some point after his alimony wasn’t a concern anymore when Herb married Judith, he would’ve been able to save enough money to move away. But nope, greed and ignorance got in the way with him, along with terrible writing.

@raidenstark315

10 ай бұрын

​@@123RADIOactivethat's the point of the show, everyone who entered into the house became a degenerated human being

@bojanraicevic34

9 ай бұрын

True

The one where he almost managed to live with Melissa was my favorite. When Charlie even brought up the seagulls

Alan and Charlie are damn good actors, the whole script is really coming alive, like seriously even after rewatching this hundreds of times it still makes me laugh

@Proud_GOY_Not_juwish

9 ай бұрын

I’m on the same boat as you brother, I’ve been watching reruns of this show for years and I still laugh

@mocano401

8 ай бұрын

You are not alone, my favorite comedy of all times, I've watched all seasons dozens of times.....up to the season 8 of course!

@mikeredline27

8 ай бұрын

I dislike John Cryer. Every part he plays makes my skin crawl

@hmp01

7 ай бұрын

@@mikeredline27 hes an incredible actor who made this show as much as charlie. If you dislike his characters that means he is doing a good job at making you mad. Jon seems like an awesome guy as well. Your hate is unwarranted unless you explain why?

It’s hard to feel bad for Alan when the only thing he’s a victim of are his own bad decisions.

@aladdout9454

Ай бұрын

The single worst decision made in this show was hiring a hot woman lawyer for Alan during divorce settlements.

2:17 Charlie accepts him back ( more or less) and Alan is not grateful at all. He just takes is for granted.

You know , I know, seagull out there crappy on my deck know it. "Think he be back "? " Yeah". Get me every time.

@profitpath246

21 күн бұрын

Alan: "I'm back" Charlie:" I'm shocked" lmaoooo loved this show man

Alan moving out eps are the best 😂

@AchtungBaby77

10 ай бұрын

It got a bit tiresome after a while to be fair, but Alan begging at Charlie's feet is always classic!

@DanBrown-zw8bp

9 ай бұрын

Hi Sally

Man Charlie really did make the show

I really hated how the creators made Alan go from: "a guy trying to get back up to his feet from a divorce and everything" to "I'm selfish leeching asshole and I will do anything to live in that house and shit, I'm not even gonna work anymore".

@shaggy75

9 ай бұрын

That's life bro

@tjsherpa

7 ай бұрын

@@shaggy75 nah they satirized the shit out of it

@andrewcarlton6357

2 ай бұрын

Beautifully put. I don't care if he is my brother if he treated me like that I'd tell him to get his ass out!

@0000colombia

2 ай бұрын

Could’ve written a better story than what they did like living with the mom or even Bertha or something other than a complete stranger who’s a billionaire

@AnthonySforza

Ай бұрын

I think it's more of a reflection of Charlie's perspective. That the longer he stayed there, the more he saw him as a pathetic Leech and the more every little thing upset him. Kind of like how Jake got stupid... he was probably just like normal teenagers, but in Charlie's perspective, due to his unfamiliarity with kids, thought he was just being an idiot.

When everything is over, the universe collapses on itself, there will be these 3. Cockroaches, Alan and his wallet.

@user-mo7qf9wt1e

10 ай бұрын

Just like Jonah Hill and his phone in Don't look up😂

@MisterMikeTexas

10 ай бұрын

4. The Ford Panther platform cars: Crown Vic, Grand Marquis, and Town Car.

@allblkraider5108

9 ай бұрын

lmaoo

@lfl7113

4 ай бұрын

Frank Gallagher 😂

Charlie always act like a jerk, but if we look closely he is a very good brother. Because every time when Alan comes back he let him move back without complain. But it is sad that Alan never release it.

@arunk5307

10 ай бұрын

As an elder brother he should have prepared Allen to be a better person. Then we don't have this show, that's another thing.

@KennyNGA

10 ай бұрын

Without complaint? Did we see the same show?

@whocares6692

10 ай бұрын

@@KennyNGA he was busting his balls and " I told you so " but at the end of the day he still let him back in.

@viqarkagzi3922

9 ай бұрын

Alan overstayed his welcome

@Zodroo_Tint

7 ай бұрын

@@arunk5307 He bullied Alan instead.

He has more comebacks than Arnold in terminator movies

Alan, much like Herpes, will always return.

@allblkraider5108

9 ай бұрын

Alan Herpes lol

@allblkraider5108

9 ай бұрын

wait did you come up with this or is this an actual line in the show i feel like its some Berta would say lol

@JackMcLeodJr

9 ай бұрын

@@allblkraider5108 I'm not sure lol I have heard it being said in other comedies, but it may have been used in this, it suits it lol

@allblkraider5108

9 ай бұрын

@@JackMcLeodJr i think they do in an episode 😂😂

@idkwhodidthis2990

5 ай бұрын

Charlie told Evelyn she should've named Alan herpes after they ruined his 40th bday party and he stayed at his girlfriends house that night

_Here we are!_ - Yep. _Final goodbye._ - One can only hope! 😂😂😂

Alan was so lucky having Charlie as a brother, no matter how Charlie might come off as an @$$. 😂😂

Alan was the fall guy 😂😂

Alan moving out! We would most likely see the end of times before we see Alan move out!😂

“Why do you keep saying WE!?!” Jake never loved his dad 😂

I love and miss this show! Fantastic writing!

very good compilation !!

I never realized that alan been with charlie for almost a decade 😮

I love 1:17 where Alan cries like a bitch and prepares to kiss Charlie’s ass 😂

1:10 THEY SHOULD PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER AGAIN DOING THIS SHOW AGAIN, FORGIVE MR. SEAN AND LET ME LAUGH LMAO

The probability of Alan moving out and staying out is the same as the Detroit lions winning the super bowl

@joshuadickson6277

9 ай бұрын

This year i would bet on the lions over Allan.

The funniest was when herb and Allan were having a beer and Allan says well with Judith you only get sex twice a year, and herb goes twice ayear ,Allan says valentines day and your birthday, herb says damn, my birthdays on valentines day

They forgot the episode about the two of them fighting over a bowl

I know it defeats the purpose of the show, but in Charlie's position if i had more $$ than i knew what to do with I would either A- buy Alan his own place and say good riddence Or B-pack up all MY stuff and relocate without telling anyone lol

@fawful94

10 ай бұрын

*riddance

@User2100

5 ай бұрын

Charlie wasn't that rich yes he had money but he blew most of it on women and alcohol and I remember Charlie funeral episode where it was mentioned he had two mortgage on the house so I doubt it but maybe he could rent him a nice apartment.

Oh, come on, you didnt put in Charlie singing Hit the road Jack, thats the best one

They were assholes for what they did to Charlies character

I lost a lot of respect for Alan over the seasons. He lets his 2 ex-wives destroy him in divorce, which they shouldn't have been able to do. His lawyer should have been disbarred for he actions. He stops trying to improve him situation, instead takes advantage of people like Charlie and Walden. Then, when he gets involved with Lindsey, he's ok with her treating him like crap. The real villain is Alan.

@annazaman9657

Ай бұрын

It's called midlife crisis.

I'm watching this and realize something after all these years: Jon Cryer is a deadringer for Don Knotts.

I miss Charlie

It’s sad that it was never mentioned what happened to the condo after Kandi got the role on that show she was getting ready for.

@idkwhodidthis2990

5 ай бұрын

Evelyn sold it at a loss and Alan said at least he didn't have to pay a realtor and Evelyn let him know otherwise 😊

Charlie IS the show. This show sucks without him ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

@jonathansack6827

8 ай бұрын

Ashton Kooosher ruined it

😂Alan and Charlie Really Act Like Real Brothers ‼️

Those suitcases looks quite heavy.

My favorite is the miscellaneous box

Great actor Charlie sheen

You know that the sad part is that despite what happened between Alan and Kandi, you can’t really deny that she was probably the only woman to ever have TRULY loved him. Besides, I think they could’ve worked if it hadn’t been for Alan doubting having another child. I think the show could’ve made it work with Kandi.

@Zodroo_Tint

7 ай бұрын

There was many women who trully loved him. At least three.

@BenE8844

7 ай бұрын

@@Zodroo_Tint I only know of Kandi. If you ask me, the writers should’ve made that work. The finale revealed that Kandi was the only woman that ever loved him.

@jeanniemedlen3119

5 ай бұрын

Alan was a leech that never paid for anything!!!

@rustcohle9267

4 ай бұрын

@@BenE8844 How about Lindsey?

@BenE8844

4 ай бұрын

@@rustcohle9267 She didn’t love him. Look closely and you’ll see. Don’t you remember what she was doing behind Alan’s back in the finale?

You could not get Allan out of there with a 5 megaton Device.

When I saw the title I already knew he was never going to move out 😂 the guy is a leach

Huh, watching all these clips back-to-back, you can get a timeline of "Well, it's annoying, but I can't just leave them homeless," to "I've kinda gotten used to having them here," to "I'd miss them if they left," to "They're never actually leaving, are they?" to "What's this feeling? Ah yes, annoyance. How long were they supposed to be staying here again?" to "Okay, if I didn't like the kid, I'd have bounced you years ago, and at this point I'm wondering if you burned down your Girlfriend's house on purpose."

I have an uncle who has money and he's the cheapest person I've ever seen! He goes to a church for a free lunch everyday. It's soup and a sandwich plus he's never even left a donation. I give him shit about it every time I see him but he has no shame I guess

The show died when charlie moved out of the show

You couldn't get Allan out that house with a Five Megaton device.

Alan is the disease which you cannot get rid of 😂

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

17 күн бұрын

Like herpes or cancer. Let’s stick with the herpes jokes.

He'll be back Roadhouse

@JackMcLeodJr

10 ай бұрын

"He's not coming back...." - Point Break

Jake never took Alan’s side on anything. No one ever did cause he’s Alan😂

You could say and think what you want about Charlie being fired. But IMO the show had runned its course at that time. It's only funny with Alan getting kicked out so many times...

3 words: *Best Show Ever!!*

I will miss u behind the bench next season I was rooting for u best of luck in ur future endeavours

Charlie was the best truly

classic Alan.

Why do you keep saying WE?😂😂😂😂😂

Bluffing episode was hilarious.

Zippy the chimp 😂

man charlie was the show , once he “died” and they introduced walden i stopped watching the show , still can’t believe they had allan carry on with more seasons after

@isabellhall3142

6 ай бұрын

I like the reruns with Charlie and Jake's still a little boy!

His name should have been alan herpes instead of harper

This is the closest thing we’ll watch when George Constanza sponges off of Larry David! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

my first thought was witch time xD

@simonjunge2587

9 ай бұрын

and it was all of them and i loved it

I liked this show better with Charlie than with Ashton

Alan was such a freeloader

How can one not hate Alan

If i had a brother like alan he would be out my house a long time

Alan and Charlie

SET THE ALARMS !

I’m moving to the beach now I feel like this everyday since my mom died from cancer! I am Alan but while living on my own at the same time lol!!!

Where is the episode when he moved out to her mother after him and Charlie had an argument because of a cup?

@melanieparker

9 ай бұрын

Personally, I hate that one. Alan is a sniveling little whiner in that episode and the fact that Charlie has to apologize to Alan pisses me off even more.

7:51

Alan is like a cold that won't leave

Change all the locks!!!

What goes around comes around...

@jack3941

10 ай бұрын

, zx h

Charlie drinking is funny

😏Alan Got Away With Way Too Much To Not To Be Paying Rent‼️

Ich an Charly Stelle hätte ihn einmal rausgeworfen und auch nicht wieder reingelassen.😂

@user-mo7qf9wt1e

10 ай бұрын

Yeah good plan but not possible as he is still family and their mother is alive plus Charlie loves Jake and can't do that to his nephew.

5:35

You mean Alan is caught in the 'revolving door' and thus ejected straight back into Charlies' arms AGAIN?!

Alan Harper is a jinx.

As insufferable as Felix Unger could be, at least he cooked and paid rent! Plus, his kids were well-behaved and didn't live there, also rent-free! And at 3:18, Charlie would've been justified body slamming Alan for real!

I don’t think Charlie just doesn’t want Alan to move out of his house. He just wants him out of his life.

8:14 I like to say that a lot

alan living at charlies is like your roommate is a rat swarm

Chiropractor making probably 10k a month and he still had to mooch from charlie smh

7:50

Alan is paying alimony and child support and that can drain some men if the ex is greedy and selfish

@jameshaggerty8348

8 ай бұрын

What about after the ex remarries?

@MichaelCravith

7 ай бұрын

He stopped paying alimony about halfway through season 4. Weirdly enough, it felt like he got cheaper soon after he stopped paying alimony.

Unfortunatley My life has some similarities to this show

So many goodbyes..

Charlie is annoyed by Alan but he deserves every second of it. If he had kept it in his pants one time and let Alans divorce lawyer alone Alan would be in a better financial position. So he could have moved out and Charlie would have his peace.

@baal1999

5 ай бұрын

After Judith married Herb Alan did not have to pay alimony anymore. The same is valid for Candy after she got famous.

@idkwhodidthis2990

5 ай бұрын

​​@@baal1999Alan was broke, then he got cheap and entitled. The only one worse than him was Judith who had a college degree and never worked a day in her life, meaning after Jake started kindergarten

If I had brother like Alan I'd never let him move in with me! I'd move to another city, state, get a vicious dog.

Is Two And A Half Men On Peacock?

@R.DeanCowan

10 ай бұрын

Whose idea is it to put these stupid cartoons in some of the videos? Why?

@allanjbara2382

10 ай бұрын

It's on Amazon prime video too

@gabrielaleactus9932

10 ай бұрын

​@@allanjbara2382no it's not

@allanjbara2382

10 ай бұрын

@@gabrielaleactus9932 ya it is i watch it everyday on Amazon prime video

@gabrielaleactus9932

10 ай бұрын

@@allanjbara2382 strange. I think it's not available in my region

Cool

Someone should make an animated "what could have happened" series where Charlie doesn't help Alan every time he leeches on Charlie.

I am scared this is going to be my sister and her two cats coming and leaving for my place in the future. But if she did it a lot like Alan I would kick her out and draw the line.

Alan is a Great Example of Good Men Screwed over by Biased Feminists laws😮