The horror on Alan's face when Charlie tosses him his wallet is priceless.

@chrisjackson1889

5 ай бұрын

2:15😂😂😂

@justinsmith5095

5 ай бұрын

Alan do me a favor please shut the hell up

I cannot believe Alan got upset over charlie owing him $38 when Charlie had let him live rent free in his house. Alan had some nerves

@summerharris6470

11 ай бұрын

I know

@mattmojo105

11 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing.

@JuanJoseEstigarribia1

11 ай бұрын

Remember, Alan was nearly a poor person, and had his money practically counted for the month. I don't say that is okay at all but idk, being in that position is horrible

@james5193

10 ай бұрын

It's not real,.....Hello

@marinajane7155

10 ай бұрын

A Parasite

Only Alan can avoid homelessness even after Charlie is gone. That guy is a survivor. 😂😂😂

@melanieparker

Жыл бұрын

Close. He's a manipulater. He preys on people and uses them.

@tonyduncan7608

Жыл бұрын

And others round him let him

@cityhawk

Жыл бұрын

@@melanieparker To stay living in Malibu with little to no money, you have to have no shame.

@kenadams9725

Жыл бұрын

He’s a leech

@keithoutlaw6493

Жыл бұрын

Hes a cockroach

It's even more funnier to let Alan talk about who would be picking up the tab , when Charlie already had Alan's 'forgot at home' wallet with him the entire time.

@RaduRadonys

Жыл бұрын

Maybe Alan planned to pay with his watch or phone?

@TheMintedAero1993

Жыл бұрын

​@@RaduRadonys this was before that was possible

5:30 Alan stealing gas from Charlie over 37 dollars is one of his most insufferable moments and the worst example of him being cheap.

@batmanrocks6727

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, but Alan lost thousands of dollars because Charlie was sleeping with Alan's divorce lawayer

@O.G.H.

6 ай бұрын

Well, being dirt-poor, Alan basically has no means left to be generous. So being cheap is not a choice, its a survival condition. There is an episode, where he earns better by chiropracting a wealthy customer, and he takes care of the check and gives Jake extra money for stuff, which shows he is generous when he can afford it.

@maxxymrice6200

6 ай бұрын

@@O.G.H. He was poor because of childcare and alimony, which he stopped paying in season 4 and Charlie continued to let him live rent-free and pay for all his meals. Eventually, his cheapness became insufferable.

@daniel16.4

2 ай бұрын

38 😂

@angieelkey300

Ай бұрын

Omg

$24.50 PLEASE!☠😂🤣😅

@melanieparker

Жыл бұрын

I would've just walked into the movie. No way is that cheap snot taking advantage of me.

@virtualdark2295

7 ай бұрын

That episode is when I got mad at Alan. Until it was funny when Charlie found the hidden stash of money.

" The Lost Wallet of Alan Harper."

As much as Judith was an evil character, you can't feel too sorry for Alan just being a massive doormat.

@spartan101ful

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Alan should have just gone to Evelyn for help at some point. It's implied she knows a lot of rich and powerful people in Hollywood who could have helped him out with the divorce.

@Neglelakkruler

Жыл бұрын

there is a reason why she got tired of alan as she once said his need of constant control and his cheapness annoyed her so much.

@nomoreheroes98

Жыл бұрын

@@Neglelakkruler I feel Judith is totally justified in kicking Alan out, but her actions from that point on make her such an evil character.

@merengue7139

Жыл бұрын

@@nomoreheroes98ayo Judith is definitely evil. Almost every interaction she’s had one the show with the brothers Harper and often even Jake and Herb are very ugly. My gf hates her and her energy 😂

@devanov3103

Жыл бұрын

@@nomoreheroes98 She's just as petty and bigoted as Alan is, they deserved each other.

Imagine being this good at saving money but still have none!

@HieuMinh-nw2gc

Жыл бұрын

because Judith sucks him dry :)))

@merengue7139

Жыл бұрын

“I’m not cheap, I’m broke. There’s a difference” - Alan Harper

@EagleOneM1953

Жыл бұрын

What about the concept of alimony is unclear to you? You don't get to keep any of it. It may be a few thousand dollars per month, plus the costs of rent and running his office with a receptionist, even one at minimum wage... it all adds up fast...

@legendaryjimbob7685

Жыл бұрын

@@EagleOneM1953 What rent? His literally leeching off Charlie, and never pays rent. Yeah he did "try" to start paying rent to get more rights in the house, but it was mentioned on the show that he did so, like once or twice over the several years of living there

@patthonsirilim5739

10 ай бұрын

maybe 50k a year in alimony might have somthing to do with him living pay check to paycheck.

Few people may have noticed but Jon Cryer performed his own stunts throughout the whole series. I remember the one where he gets tased and is contorting on the hallway floor, the other one where he dives for the corner after the girl he's breaking up with flips open her lighter and he thinks it's a gun and here how he jumps on the seat's backrest and falls backwards. He could have hit his head on the edge of the stone step behind him or the table on it... Much underrated actor who in my opinion was a great part of the success of the series... Brilliant how he played the scene with the lighter and adjusting his book.....

@JackMcLeodJr

Жыл бұрын

Agree, Jon Cryer is very underappreciated overall. The only reason I continued to watch it after Charlie left was because of him. An excellent comic actor. It wouldn't have worked if anybody else had been cast as Alan. Great chemistry with Charlie.

@jonathanpretty5031

Жыл бұрын

Cryer is hilarious

@mattmojo105

11 ай бұрын

I think you can tell you kind of donations too though. (Maybe I'm wrong. ( But still a great actor nonetheless.

I still think Alan’s cheapest moment was when he was having a heart attack he still managed to crawl to pick up the 100$ Walden dropped

@fabiosantana2998

5 ай бұрын

nobody watched this show after Charlie left

@reedschneider6587

Ай бұрын

like the worm he is

My late brother was exactly like Alan...drove me nuts. My oldest brother was just like Charlie

@MareZcare

Жыл бұрын

You dont even have brothers...dont lie

@abetteryou6282

Жыл бұрын

Marty and arty

@stevehartman1730

Ай бұрын

Mare n abet. How would u know ive 4 bros

I find Alan's constant mooching sometimes a bit amusing due to how elaborate he can be, but this one scene 4:12 makes me always feel unspeakable rage towards him as a character, given how much Charlie pays for and has up til that point and he tries to squeeze more money out of Charlie. He should of given it without a whisper of a complaint. I rarely swear but I swear up a storm during this scene. I wish Charlie set him on fire, but gaged him first so we don't have to hear his high pitch yelling.

Charlie Sheen carried Two and a Half Men!!!!

There was an episode where Charlie found Alan's stash of cash. Alan had 50000 dollars squirreled away. Until Charlie found it.

@BigboyRoy100

Жыл бұрын

In his lamp LOL.

@kallemetsahalme5701

Жыл бұрын

and 49000 of those were gotten from charlie one way or another

@rickysan6772

Жыл бұрын

it’s not 50.000 but 5.000 dollars

@alexanderpytko5394

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, it was $5,000 in dollar bills. Alan said that whenever someone in his office paid in cash, he puts it away for when he's an old man because he doesn't think he's going to be able to depend on Jake to take care of him when he's an old man.

@K.Spade7902

10 ай бұрын

$5,000

6:18 that is an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cockroaches, Rats and Alan Harper…. all of them find a way to survive 😅

I think Alan biggest quality is : HE IS HELL OF A SURVIVOR !

@fredrichardson8647

3 ай бұрын

that because everybody lets alan get away with not paying for anything

@MrMovielover17

2 ай бұрын

Alan reminds me alot of Jerry from rick and morty.

😄 Alan Harper is a legend

6:13 priceless what says Evelyn 😂🤣

Alan almost rivals Mr Krabs😅😅😅

Charlie said it, once, he's not a termite because one can get rid of termites

I HATE how Chelsea enabled Alan throughout her run on this show.

@fonkamex

Жыл бұрын

Chelsea was the worst hypocrite

Even though I bought the full DVD boxset when I see Two And a Half Men I click straightaway. 2:57 Always cracks me up. "We never double!" "That's not an accident, Alan!" "Oh Jeez, I walked out of the house without my wallet, can you believe that??" "Strangely enough - I can!" 😂

@kathykath3884

11 ай бұрын

😆

I honestly don't blame Judith! Alan runs when he owes money, yet when someone owes him he turns into a even Worse Parasite.... 🤦

@eternallucifer7709

5 ай бұрын

I certainly blame her. She was married to the guy, had a son with him, and was with him for years yet she never thought for a second that Alan might need therapy, even though he and Charlie were extremely vocal about how their mother ruined their lives. Nope, instead she painted him out to be some buggy man that ruined her life.

@1987FX16

5 ай бұрын

And "she has a nice rack."

“Do me a favour say preposterous again”

The one where they face off in the toilet for who is going to pay the money for the dates is also an example.

@K.Spade7902

Жыл бұрын

That was hilarious! In Alan's defense, his ex cleaned him out in the divorce really bad! 💰

@melanieparker

Жыл бұрын

@@K.Spade7902 Who's fault is that?

Evelyn: Before we waste money on a lawyer, how is 30 days alone in a prison cell with no friends any different than 2 months on your brother's coach?

Jake was a great actor, he helped the show. Until...Eldrige and the dummy.

@hydrangeas_lover

Жыл бұрын

I feel like they dumbed him down literally bc the character he use to be wasn't one dimensional and to continue the show with Walden would not create the same chemistry he had with Charlie. Walden is a pretty boring character with no real story. Alan, Charlie and Jake are family. With Walden Jake was a byproduct of Alan remaining. It's sad unfortunately. I always felt like I was watching 2 shows when Walden came on.

I know exactly how Charlie feels. My younger brother AND his wife and kid, lived with me for 8 years for free. The POS never paid for anything. Thank God he is out, and I'm never letting him come back again.

There's a difference between cheap and broke.

@marckristensen946

Жыл бұрын

I guess he's both

@melanieparker

Жыл бұрын

He chooses to be because he knows Charlie will take care of him.

@marckristensen946

Жыл бұрын

Yes, like a sponge

5:31, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

hate alan but man charlie does love him

@melanieparker

Жыл бұрын

He must if he can truly tolerate his slimy cheapness. I wouldn't put up with it.

Everything Rick said about Jerry in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" is true for Alan. "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him."

Happy 20 years Two and a Half Men

Only cockroaches and Alan can survive a nuclear fallout

24.50 please 😂😅

40 dollars is indeed the adult level of 5 dollars as a kid

Chelsea, if you think taking care of Alan is an obligation, let's see how fun you think it is.

@eternallucifer7709

5 ай бұрын

That scene was the show showing how unbelievably fucked up their family was and that Alan was treated as a punching bag by Charlie and his mother, and what you took away from it is that Alan is a pest? Ever thought that the whole reason why he is a pest is exactly because he had been suffering that kind of treatment if whole life?

@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq

6 күн бұрын

​@@eternallucifer7709Chelsea, is that you? You suck.

when alan said throw in a bagle dog ,i would have walk away and told alan your own your own

The only things to survive a nuclear holocaust is Alan & cockroaches lmfao

Honestly I'd rather have a friend like Charlie than Alan.............. that guys is an emotional wreck.

There was also the episode where Charlie finds about $5,000 hidden inside Alan's lamp.

@tornadohunter1054

2 ай бұрын

Season 4 Episode 9.

what a good tv show

Best show ever!

I'm really sad they got rid of Charlie that guy was the show

anyone ever noticed that if you swapped the consonants in Alan's name, you get left with a dirty word? Just me?

you can just picture Judith yelling down the phone

Zip Code 🤣

Someone like that used to stop getting help. He needs to fail so he stops doing whatever he's doing 😂

Little brothers Mayne 😂😂😂😂

Alan is getting paid everything and then wants his 38 dollars so badly 😑🤣

Duuugh! It goes by Income! 🙄 It's not brain surgery. Go in front of judge and ask for a adjustment! Don't even need a lawyer for it! Can get forms or a template for a motion off the net. Courthouse staff will also direct, not give legal advice. Course, THEY NEEEVVVER PUT THAT USEFUL INFORMATION IN MOVIES. Keeping Us Ignorant and Dependant😡

@erisveseli

Жыл бұрын

And he can also say that judith gives him receipts for jake even thought he pays child support

@stuartmcgill3599

Жыл бұрын

Or just use a male lawyer

How does a chiropractor make no money

It reminds me of my older brother pulling this crap!!😔💸

Alan vs. Kramer, who is the better mooch, vote please 😂

@mikekling7144

Жыл бұрын

Kramer had his own place at least.

@martintolovski

Жыл бұрын

@@mikekling7144 with a hot tub too

@chandankumar-jo7rf

Жыл бұрын

Alan is the clear winner

@meadster308

Жыл бұрын

Alan lives in a beach house but Kramer does nothing, falls sss backwards into money, mooches from his neighbor, and has sex without dating. Now, that's a fantasy camp.

@charlesbrowning9748

Жыл бұрын

Alan hands down.

6:16 thats an honor

how is he so broke he has a good job lit ep

If I were Charlie, in the cinema I would have said "OK, then nothing to eat"

@fredrichardson8647

4 ай бұрын

if I was Charlie I would just walk away and leave alan standing there

Myesterious wallet of Alan 😂😂😂😂

Give it up you killed this show

I think it's funny how Alan gets on Jake about jus rolling through life doin the bare minimum when that's literally all Alan does...he loves being a freeloader and doesn't even care

Let's not forget that Alan was stealing his son's change jar to pay for shit for his girlfriend. I'm surprised Jake didn't rat him out immediately to Judith.

I miss the original cast

I’m curious who the stuntman was when allan flew over the chair 4:39

I just noticed something, if Alan didn’t punch that guy, he never would’ve gone to jail meaning he never would’ve met that one lawyer that Chelsea had the hots for also meaning Chelsea never would’ve left Charlie, so Alan is responsible for Charlie and Chelsea breaking up

@jameshaggerty8348

8 ай бұрын

Pretty much.

@HAL-bo5lr

8 ай бұрын

@@jameshaggerty8348 Charlie did once sleep and then break up with Alan’s divorce lawyer. That led to Alan being forced to basically hand over his life to Judith. As Alan himself once said, “The student has become the master.”

@User2100

5 ай бұрын

And Mia aswell when Charlie refused to marry Mia because she wanted him out but I don't think Mia was good for Charlie anyways .

Two and a Half Men should’ve ended after Sheen was let go.

Alan always left his wallet at home. Absolutely shameless

They only way this fukking make sense is Charlie is making up for all the f up shit he did to Alan when they were young.

😂 I really wanna know how to save money though

alan,... whats not to hate about this guy?

@patrickdornoff2735

Жыл бұрын

hes a good man just has rotten luck in life

@ashokthapa5180

10 ай бұрын

@@patrickdornoff2735 luck? He is a dumbass to lose everything to woman.

@keith7644

4 күн бұрын

that’s not luck he should a stop giving money to women

Keep sponging your elder brother 😂

How could he not remember something that important.

I CAN TELL YOU !!!! THAT (ALAN-JOHN CRYER DUDE) BEHAVE SAME IN PRIVATE LIFE LIKE IN SHOW ...😂😂😂

Charlie forever

Alan was my least favorite person. How can you be poor and also be a chiropractor?

@XBarajasX

Жыл бұрын

Alamoney was almost his entire earnings, plus his savings for old Alan

@brucegilbert7243

11 ай бұрын

An Asian massage parlour opens up next door!

that was beautiful.

5:22 he should have set the fire

5:49 please throw him out

0:54 Alimony? We don't need no steenking alimony!

Alan: I am not cheap. LIAR!!!

That's an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂

24.50 PLEASE!!

Alan the free loader, and strawberry shortcake (Melissa)

Well Charlie slept and dumped Alan's expensive lawyer

@melanieparker

Жыл бұрын

Oh, so it's Charlie's fault Alan married Kandi, she too divorced him, took all his money forcing him back into Charlie's house and life?

@tonyduncan7608

Жыл бұрын

Alen shoulda sued his divorce lawyer.

@stuartmcgill3599

Жыл бұрын

Or given Charlie's reputation he should have used a male lawyer

1:20

Alan was the cheapest S.O.B. ever.

When I don't have enough money to pay my own way when I go out - even if it's understood ahead of time I won't be paying - I don't go. Things happen, and there's absolutely nothing more humiliating than not having enough to pay for what I just ate or drank.

How does he don't have money when he lives rent free?

Alanmony!!!

Episode ? 😂 4:24

I would've kicked out Alan in the first week.

how do you think he got there 🤣

I Wanna To Save Money Just Like Alan Because I'm On The Budget

Alan is the biggest free loading sponge in the history of the world.

Every one is the same , like my neighbours

It is unbelievable that someone like Alan lost all his assets to Judith.

@batmanrocks6727

7 ай бұрын

Yup and it was all Charlie's fault

@devannayar6456

5 ай бұрын

I always wondered about that. Is that how the law works in USA. The wife can take everything and also demand alimony ? How do the courts ensure that the man survives ?

@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq

6 күн бұрын

​@@devannayar6456Yes. It's bullshit and they don't care about the men.

That's My Goal To Save More Money

Nobody doin of stupidlike Alan is perfec always

hahahah