The screeching sound and blowing off the dust of Cheapo Alan's wallet, LMAO!!

@ps6474

Ай бұрын

@@vivektammana8845 Well Charlie was being sarcastic, using a metaphor as in how Alan is so cheap, he's pretending his wallet is so old that it has never been opened so it screeches and is dusty.

@mr-is2bf

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

3:40, “Saw 33” 🤣

@seanwebb605

Ай бұрын

Totally unbelievable. They'll get to 33 long before then.

@theman1412

Ай бұрын

@@seanwebb605 Well in 2006, there was Saw III. So it’s 2036 .😂😂😂

@seanwebb605

Ай бұрын

@@theman1412 They're due to make a bunch of Saw films in quick succession. Quick cuts. Everyone will say the Saw it in theatres when really they probably saw it on a screaming service.

@invadernik

Ай бұрын

idk how the fuck i never noticed that. Lol

@356z

9 күн бұрын

It would have been great if they added furiosity of the fates fast xxx rated (m for mature of course) lol

Charlie making those creaking noises on the wallet 😂 then blowing the dust 😅

@XeroAnarian

Ай бұрын

Really?

@AsuntoTuyo

Ай бұрын

Really?

Now THAT'S more like it! Always loved the future dream sequence, as it's how exactly how their future would have looked if Charlie hadn't died. Alan would age horribly and look even prunier and Charlie would have been a silver fox. And the casting of the adult Jake was so perfect. 😂

@joelwillems4081

Ай бұрын

I don't find it believable that adult Jake has a job, any job.

@thefanwithoutaface8105

Ай бұрын

Yeah, Alan might judge Charlie all he wants but fact is he's rich, successful, has a lovely house and doesn't have crippling debt due to an abusive ex-wife.

@chriskl2361

Ай бұрын

Spoiler alert: Charlie didn't die. Though he was left with anger problems to solve.

@anthonyvasquezactor

Ай бұрын

@chriskl2361 He tried "Anger Management", but it didn't work. Jokes aside, I actually kinda liked that show.

@chriskl2361

Ай бұрын

@@anthonyvasquezactor Yeah, was a nice way to wean me off Two and a Half men and compared to the last seasons of T&1/2 it was better.

$25 for a box of milk duds doesn’t seem so far fetched anymore.

Alan in this future sequence looks like old Biff from 'Back to the Future Part 2'.

"Keep the money." 😆

The 'Saw 33' poster was funny 😅

@bilalrashad6636

Ай бұрын

We'll probably get 33 Saw movies, they make them every year 😂

@TheBrothergreen

Ай бұрын

​@@bilalrashad6636 maybe, but they tend to get creative when they approach triple digits. Saw 2x4, saw primal uncut, saw ultimatum... Hydrosaw

the lost city of Atlantis would be found quicker than the missing wallet of Alan Harper

Alan takes stingy to the next level 🤣

The ‘Saw 33’ poster is brilliant. 😂

Alan is just a SLIME 😅😂🤣

A great series.

I really hated it when Charlie wasn't in the show anymore. Nothing against AK as I like him too but not as a replacement for Charlie Harper.

@alyemeni101

Ай бұрын

Oh darn right

@kylegoyak

Ай бұрын

You're a bot

@N-64pro

Ай бұрын

​@@kylegoyak that's botist

@reaves99

Ай бұрын

​@@N-64pro lol thats robophobic!!

@bananaboi9067

Ай бұрын

I agree ashton is hilarious and a entertaining guy. But it did not feel the same as the dynamic between Charlie and Allan.

3:58 why is no talking about this 😂

Izabel Goulart is the Brasilian Bombshell.

That lady in the future! Pure fire!

Is that it? Yep, thanks for waiting 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 every time man

She doesn't eat.... food.😂😂😂😂😂

@ginomolina3

Ай бұрын

I don't get it😅

@williamshakemilk2192

Ай бұрын

@@ginomolina3 c u m

@williamshakemilk2192

Ай бұрын

@@ginomolina3 and d i k

@russellwestbrookyellingatw9381

Ай бұрын

​@@ginomolina3she eats 🍆

@AlexCS8

16 күн бұрын

@@ginomolina3 innocent mind

Got it right this time thumbnail guy.

3:11 This should have been the true ending to TAAHM at the final season.

That Cybort and SAW 33 😂😂

Alan looks quite authentic

@maxxymrice6200

15 күн бұрын

They actually had to paint on Jon Cryer's hair.

Alan's the best🤣💯👍

@TheFourNineThree

Ай бұрын

😂🤣 he's actually the worst

@Ray_D_Tutto

Ай бұрын

Always wanted him to end up happy. His suffering is just difficult to watch.

They always had stunning beautiful girls on this show.😍🥰

reruns crack me up still, its like watching it for the first time almost

0:30 🤣🤣😂😂

Grown up Jake on the show looked so much different than this Jake lol

2:01 now I’m go light my cigar with a 100 2:24 bagel dog

So that means I can always Count on you, Keep the Money😂😂😂... Money isn't a burden for him

Legendary wallet 😂😂

I love that saw 33 poster in the background

They skipped the funniest moment when Charlie responds to 'the Alan of the future" by saying: Do they have Alans in the future?" 😁

they left out the best scene of Charlie finding the money.

So in 12 years 1 box of Milk Dudes is going to be 25$ ? Seems my theory will probably be correct lol

@shihoblade

Ай бұрын

I hope its ONLY 25$. I fear worse.

@JacobPaul-ix7oc

Ай бұрын

I don't know about Milk Duds, but I can tell you how much two small loaves of bread will cost in around 10 years. (Possibly less. It really depends on when Russia decides to nuke the US and end capitalism.) Revelation 6:1-6 1 I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!” 2 I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. ---That would be the leader of Russia. The bow is symbolic of long range weapons used to defeat his enemies (ie: the "Satan 2", an MIRV equipped ICBM, the most powerful nuclear bomb ever created.) 3 When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” 4 Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make people kill each other. To him was given a large sword. 5 When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, “Come!” I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. 6 Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “Two pounds of wheat for a day’s wages and six pound of barley for a day’s wages and do not damage the oil and the wine!” ---Two pounds of wheat is enough to make two small loaves of bread. It will cost an entire day's pay to purchase. You can call me Mr "Doom and Gloom" if you want, but I will give you an outline of what is coming to the US in the near future so you will know I am not being overly dramatic. Trump will return to the White House (either by "election" or coup de tat). There will be a revolutionary change of power in which Liberals are removed from positions of authority and influence in the MSM, media/entertainment, politics, academia, military and corporations as a means to combat Liberal Marxist ideologies and policies (Socialism/Communism). There will be a combination of the Salem Witch Hunt with McCarthy era policies with political and religious dissidents being killed, imprisoned or put into labor camps. I should also add here that anyone who worships Jesus as God will be labeled as a blasphemer and idolator, then given the death penalty (decap-tation) according to US Public Law One Zero Two dash One Four and the "Seven Laws of Noah" contained within it. Homosexuals will be rounded up and killed as sexually immoral degenerates. (Which will be easy enough to do since the government tricked them into exposing themselves willingly by promising entitlements, privileges, tolerance and "minority status". Add to that the Pride parades with cameras at every street corner, marriage documents and any online interactions identifying them as LGBTQ, and they will be found quite easily. I'm not condoning this, BTW, simply telling you what is coming.) Thousands of immigrants will be deported, killed or put into labor camps. Many will be labeled as terrorists, drug and human traffickers and threats to national security as well as a strain on the economy. The US will become the Fascist regime Liberals claimed it would be and do so under the guise of being for "God and Country". After the US has become fully Fascist, the leader of Russia will destroy the United States in a multi-pronged nuclear attack that will completely destroy the power of the United States. Each of the 12 major US cities with a Federal Reserve bank, along with Washington, DC, Pentagon and military bases will be completely annihilated in less than an hour. The nuclear attack will trigger earthquakes, of course, and the United States will be split down the middle when the Great Lakes spill down into the Mississippi River. A short time after the attack, Russia will advance from the northeast down into the United States, and China (who will be their short-term ally) will cross the Pacific (possibly also coming by land through Alaska and down through Canada) and take over what remains of the western US. One thing I should mention here is that the United States doesn't quite have a "separation of Church and State", and never did. The Roman Catholic Church has been in control of the United States from the very beginning, and has even chosen all of our "elected" Presidents for us. (And we never really separated from the UK, either.) All US Presidents Related to this One King? | SELECTED or ELECTED? | reallygraceful (KZread) In a post-American revolution society, it would seem like the divine rights of kings would be a distant memory, but is the reality really so? Do certain bloodlines still hold power within our current government system? And if all US presidents are somehow united in blood, does that mean our leaders are really elected by the people? Or does that mean they’re selected by few? All of the US’s “elected” Presidents have been related to King John of England, descendant of Charlemagne. Only Gerald Ford, who was not “elected” into the Presidency, was not related to King John and Charlemagne. Charlemagne was crowned “Holy Roman Emperor” by Pope Leo III. Queen Elizabeth in the UK was (and King Charles is) also descended from Charlemagne. Yup, even DJT is descended from Charlemagne and King John. He is not the "savior" of the US the MAGA cultists think he is, he is God's judgment on us. The only way you will escape that judgement is by placing your faith in Jesus Christ, repent of your sins and live according to the will of God. This goes for Liberals and Conservatives.

Saw 33 lol

Ah, to be a delivery man at the door of Charlie Harper! ^^

We're still going to have Alan's in the future?

It's like they are predicting that a "Saw 33" might actually exist in the future 😂😂

top 5 show of all time

Is it my imagination or does Future Jake look kinda like Chris Farley?

@zachzitzow8306

Ай бұрын

And act like

@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation

Ай бұрын

That’s what I thought too but Chris has been dead since the ‘90s so that left my mind.

Alan Harper actually is "literally me"

we all know that giant wad of cash is just a bunch of one dollar bills.

older jake,hahahahaha

Alan is the best 👌🏼

The big box of Milk Duds costing $25 came sooner than anybody thought.

25 dollars for a box of milk duds.... wow they nailed the inflation

This is 100% Alan’s future if Charlie was still around

Yeah, I know how charlie feels. 😊😊😂😂

25 bucks for candy is very accurate future pricing

I don't know why he woke up terrified that looks like a great Future charlie being a good brother and nice to him

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂😂

The most realistic thing was the box of $25 Milk Duds.

"She doesn't eat...food" is like "I never drink...wine".

3:12 - 4:12

This is about finding a wallet.

Future Jake😂😂😂

There's also the title card at the end where they are older like in his nightmare.

the old good day`s. I miss it...

Bagel dog sounds really interesting

The thing is the snack costs 25$ nowadayss...

3:12 this shows EXACTLY how it would go

Saw 33 poster😂

@Ofek_92

Ай бұрын

Should have been Fast and Furious 55

How he got away with playing a straight guy 😅

@thechosenone93

Ай бұрын

Who?

@patrickdornoff2735

20 күн бұрын

Jon Cryer who plays Alan he is straight​@@thechosenone93

Jake will be working at Hillsong Church.

@alla7932

Ай бұрын

Why do you say that

@seanwebb605

Ай бұрын

@@alla7932 Why not?

Pizza served for Charlie's order

3:11 to the end had me laughing hard.

Can understand Alan putting the money aside but could have dipped into it every now to pay for the odd meal instead of sponging off Charlie. 😂

3:16 he did not change much

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

Saw 33 WOW

Those prices don’t seem too far away now huh?

saw 33 is pretty funny

He was winning and now his life is over but he’s already dead he just hasn’t stopped moving.

Saw 33? Why do I see this as some sort of Simpsons-like prediction?

0:31

2:40 is my friend when he found out I had a savings account that i never touch "dude! Spend it!!! People like you is whats wrong with the world. Dont save, SPEND!" Edit - timestamp

❤❤😂😂😂😂.

Wait a second. I can accept Milk Duds being $25 that far in the future. They're really good. But the pizza was $22 back then? They seems like a little much. I can buy one in Canada for less before even factoring in the conversion. Plus Jon Cryer will probably be bald by then. I mean....

My favourite part of the clip was the arse on Charlie date.

Two and a Half Men going for a renaissance in 2024?

The last alimony check Alan gave Judith had the value of $3,875.32. Considering alimony plus child support can't exceed 50% of a man's earnings, that means Alan had, at very least, another $3,875.32 laying around every month, and as such, he makes $46,503.84 a year, after taxes. Bump that number by 30% after Judith remarried. He lives off Charlie because he is cheap, not because he can't afford to pay for his own bagels...

Why they continued this series without Sheen is beyond me.

3:51 Sad part is this version of Older Jake is actually more likeable in this two second clip than actual Jake is pretty much after he hit puberty in the show.

People really forgetting Alan is paying 4k+ for Alimony to his Ex + child support for Jake, his books and clothes, insurance, etc His stingyness is the outcome of having his balls strangled for every penny he makes from Judy.

I always hated how cheap Alan was.... He stays at his brother's house NEVER pays rent nor helps with bills .. and can't even pay for a pizza. I especially hated the episode where Charlie borrowed 10 dollars from him and he would not get off Charlie's back to pay him back. I'd start charging his cheap ass rent after that

I'm not absolving Judith. She was another basket case altogether. However, you really do start to understand that despite Alan's "good guy" persona, he really does take advantage of people. Charlie may not be the best brother for emotional support, but despite everything, Alan still was allowed to live there.

She doesnt eat food 😎🍌,,,

$24.50 Please!

Alan is so ick after Charlie does so much for him smh

Thats still pretty fucked up how they killed off Charlie just to pull kelso in. Allen's pretty much all alone.

Unfortunately, despite actually being the same age - the roles are kinda reversed in real life (Cryer looks younger).

Isn't Alan a Chiropractor?

It's funny how Alan was saving a wad of cash for future alan when in our reality that wad of cash would become worthless because of inflation

@thecommonsenseconservative5576

Ай бұрын

I bet you comment a lot of dumb stuff like your unresearched videos lol

Jon saved the show when Charlie chose drugs and Angus bailed, it wasn't his fault that the script was so bad and that the story took a ridiculous course, nothing but respect for that guy

@thechosenone93

Ай бұрын

So what saving did he do? He still continued the terrible script

@olodiandrew219

Ай бұрын

The moment Charlie left, the show died.

you can tell this clip is a few years old because the total for delivery in California is $22.75

Who hates Alan?

25 dollar snack ? Clearly 5000 dollars did not last long in this inflation . Lady was probably custom made robot girlfriend for very rich and famous bachelors

Old allen looks like sleepy joe biden

$25 for a box of milk duds, yeah, they had foreseen Biden-nomics 😆