Charlie: "You're gonna learn to dance Ballet." Jake: "Wanna bet?" Lol

@leliawinfield8278

Ай бұрын

Jake's one line come backs are Hilarious !! I still love watching this sitcom with the ORIGINAL crew members and Charlie and Jake's characters are my FAVORITES!!! 💜 😘

"I don't think this conversation will make you any happier Dad" 😂😂😂

@maridepp53

2 ай бұрын

sclmplsoulstar: That line and the way he delivered it, is one of my favorite parts of the show.

I MISS TWO AND A HALF MEN ! 😂… WITH CHARLIE SHEEN 🤣😂😅

@marcusgreer3868

2 ай бұрын

Ashton Kutcher ruined this show bro! I also miss this golden era

@macklyfe9199

12 күн бұрын

🎉

@sanjaivkovic9126

8 күн бұрын

Charlie is a force of nature. Thx God 4 him. ❤

“Split the difference” “250” “Deal”😂😂😂😂

"I don't wanna go on a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her." That was a knockout 😂😂😂

@bolch88bb8

10 ай бұрын

I seriously lost it when he said that....jake owns!

@cuatro336

6 ай бұрын

Jake gave no effs

@marvinpatterson627

6 ай бұрын

​@@bolch88bb8and z. Q

@ATs7vn

5 ай бұрын

Jake’s innocence 😅🤣

@mikej3187

5 ай бұрын

😊

A sad and lonely man. Then suddenly Charlie runs after the giggling girl past both of them.😂😂😂 The irony!😂😂😂

@arunk5307

9 ай бұрын

Laughing doesn't mean you are not lonely.

@KWCline91

Ай бұрын

@@arunk5307true. He’s probably good at hiding his loneliness

"You must be Jake." "And you must be Jake's grandma." 🤣🤣

@jameshaggerty8348

11 ай бұрын

Hey Judith. Father

@lorimiller4301

10 ай бұрын

Yet didn't they end up being good friends ? Judith must've forgiven her for that little snide remark. 😅

@brianjonker510

4 ай бұрын

And the delivery was soooo genuine.

@malcolmmitchell5568

3 ай бұрын

D​@78

@visakhc6352

2 ай бұрын

That one there was a violation 😭

Split the difference $250! 😂😂

@bobthebuilderhecanbuildit

2 ай бұрын

nowww he’s good at math

@elibertorodriguez8576

Ай бұрын

I was dien 😂😂😂

@Janee-jf9wn

15 күн бұрын

Priceless!

“I’ve sent billions of soldiers out there it’s time for one of them to finally take the hill” LMAOOOOOO

@antonkomarov9025

11 ай бұрын

Lmao

@ernestomiguelchaconcorrea4706

3 ай бұрын

Im laughing like a maniac with that one. LMAO

20:21 unhooked even without looking, some serious skill.

@dallasmay4031

5 ай бұрын

As many ladies Charlie has been with I guarantee you 100$ he can get a lady undressed blindfolded

@skyhawk470

8 күн бұрын

skill developed.. hahahaha

Jon Cryer is such a great comedic actor.... the way he says ' Talk? and 'She's been a very bad girl' is so funny...

"Wanna bet?" might be Jake's funniest line in the show. An absolutely perfect comeback.

"I assume it belongs to one of your broothers whoo-ers." Alan: "One of his what?" 🤣

I can see how Alan's jealousy and frustration turned him into Lex Luthor in the CW

@stevendchu

7 ай бұрын

That's how he stays a billionaire, he's super cheap!

no other show made me laugh out loud like that one

The best comedy ever

@seana9960

2 жыл бұрын

Facts! The writers were so good.

@rikkr1307

Жыл бұрын

Have to agree

@AFCAglory

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more. Best sitcom ever. Genius writing, especially the jokes💯💯

@NeroLeMorte

Жыл бұрын

*always sunny

@AFCAglory

Жыл бұрын

@@NeroLeMorte great show, but doesn't come close to taahm

Alan: "We have a serious problem. Charlie: "We're out of pie?" 😂

"I had an interesting talk with your ex-wife today." "Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?" 😂😂😂

Season 3 was so fire

@ferise1

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@1983TRIKER

18 күн бұрын

Too bad there's no comedy shows today. They're anywhere close to the laughing that you got from that show. Today's comedies suck

One of the best sitcoms ever! I miss this!

@idkwhodidthis2990

5 ай бұрын

Peacock 5.99

@Gk-oj7nc

3 ай бұрын

Thee best

The mechanic delivered his lines perfectly

Two and a half men and Friends are the best comedies ever

@traxyboyzn-jn8hx

8 ай бұрын

The big bang theory is thee best comedy show ever

@keithbannister9271

2 ай бұрын

​@@traxyboyzn-jn8hx🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@keithbannister9271

2 ай бұрын

The reason why I checked in on Friends was to see Jennifer's nipples 😋😋😋

@scotch1993

2 ай бұрын

Big Bang went off the deep end.

@RunningAWOL411

Ай бұрын

Two and a half men, yes, friends, no.

The funniest is when Rose plans a fake wedding to get Charlie jealous!

Jake's acting is awesome 😂

12:12 that was the best advice that Charlie ever gave Alan

I love this show its hysterical

The best show ever until Charlie left it!👍😉

Jake has got to be the worst answering machine lol

Jake's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody was fire❤.

Not only is Kandy damn fine, but she's hilarious too, I still remember the first time I saw those episodes 😁😁

@Stitchpuppy01

Жыл бұрын

They made her too stupid. Like, Patrick Star stupid. It hurts me to watch sometime.

@jeffbrehove2614

10 ай бұрын

It's amazing the same actress plays Rita on Doom Patrol

@Surfer041

9 ай бұрын

Women get older, meaner, fatter, and less compassionate.

@bradyryan5105

9 ай бұрын

April Bowlby played Kandi perfectly 😂😂

@cCiIcCo

9 ай бұрын

She was perfection 😍

Alan: “Split the difference” Jake: “250” Charlie: “Done” This always gets me!😂😂😂

@sanzianagoglinache8696

Жыл бұрын

Me too😂😂😂😂😂😂

@MiguelSRT392

Жыл бұрын

How much is that difference precisely?

@partyangel6675

Жыл бұрын

@@MiguelSRT392 Alan meant, we’ll split the difference 250 for Alan & 250 for jake but jake thought alan meant to literally split the 500 (250) & take the deal

@partyangel6675

Жыл бұрын

@Skuash wouldn’t he say “add” cause split means divide into half

@yosefshawarma3739

Жыл бұрын

​@@partyangel6675 what @Skuash is saying, stands. This was too high level type of negotiation for Jake, to be able to understand. The asking price was $1,000 (dealer/Jake). Charlie (the buyer) suggested $500. Alan (broker/negotiator) instructed the dealer to "split the difference" (500÷2= 250), that is to be added to the suggested price, for a total of $750. The dealer (Jake) cost both of them $500, that Charlie was happy to save. After the broker's fee, Jake was lucky if he had $100 left.

They're like my second family. Best show ever! Greetings from Russia!

@JohnAdams-ds2nk

Жыл бұрын

-10 Comrade Points for liking american tv show

@NataMessi

Жыл бұрын

Тоже обожаю этот сериал ))

@TheTuareg

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnAdams-ds2nk yeah, mate, our Komsomol leader told me the same while taking away my party membership card. So now I just drink vodka with my bear, we both say "Nazdrovye" and keep watching the show. Life is so good in USSR

@eSKAone-

10 ай бұрын

​@@JohnAdams-ds2nkDude this is not Americas best show it's the World's best show 💟

@w41duvernay

9 ай бұрын

I didn't realize this show this was being shown in Russia.

Best show in the last 50 years.

My favorite sitcom ever I still watch re runs with Charlie , best sitcom of all time besides All in the Family

@teresacox2511

Ай бұрын

I 100% agree with you. But you forgot FRIENDS. That was at least in my top 3 favorite sitcoms of all time.

The battles between Evlin and Lydia were the stuff of legends lol 😆..great show

16:45 - I'm getting a monkey! - that just slayed me

Earlier seasons of this show were really hilarious😂

20:22 "Can you unhook me?" It look less than 2 seconds. No look too. Jesus.

@nicemoves777

Жыл бұрын

What a Chad. In that moment he only had eyes for Mia.

@bozak2320

10 ай бұрын

Of all names to call in vein you carelessly choose to call the LORDS name Jesus. I would stop doing that immediately, He's not your common man, He's God Almighty in the flesh who has zeal for His name.

@johnpabelloren741

10 ай бұрын

@@bozak2320 Of all the places you can preach your religion, you chose the internet. You are an idiot

@idkwhodidthis2990

5 ай бұрын

And he didn't even break his stride 😂😂😂

Angus Jones was absolutely such a treasure! So freakin' cute and funny!

@sandrobinari4433

5 ай бұрын

Yeah way better than his chip idiot Father!

@inncogneato6341

3 ай бұрын

And dumb.

@sbalmer132

13 күн бұрын

Probably the best actor in the show

One of the biggest blunders in television history was taking this off of the air I don’t care what Charlie sheen did or said

@GarthWatkins-th3jt

8 ай бұрын

Yep. You can't read between people ears all the time but reading between the lines can often prove to be quite accurate. In other words the official story is rarely the whole story and often it's a complete story front to back lacking anything based on truth at all. If Charlie was good to go on making the show, that's what should have happened, nothing else. ....but, how often does my vote actually represent a vote. Exactly.

@jackiesage4430

2 күн бұрын

COME BACK CHARLIE !!! WE MISS YOU !!!

Always made me laugh!! Loved this show

April did a great job doing that part.

And people are telling me that Friends are better comedy show. This is a pure class comedy

@p.r.pattnaik584

8 ай бұрын

And after 3 to 4 season u will scratch your own hair So trust me friends is the greatest sitcom ever because there is not a dull moment not a single

@AdwoaFremah-nf1uy

6 ай бұрын

This could have overtaken friends... But they messed up after Charlie left.. so no.. friends is better

@chriswilliams4700

3 ай бұрын

@@p.r.pattnaik584Friends is one of the best, but it’s tough to say it’s the best. Maybe the most impact, but best in terms of being funny is another topic of discussion

Candy was so friggin funny. Father Huggy Bear! 😂😂😂😂😂

I miss this duo...

Gordon vs Charlie moment 🔥🤣🤣🤣

Really love this show. I keep watching again most the episodes .

And you must be Jake's grandma 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 best line candy said

Sad And Lonely My A••. Two And A Half Men Was Perfect With Charlie Sheen.

Kandi and Mia were the two most beautiful women on this show. Mia's face is prettier but Kandi's body is hotter as in smoking.

20:19 When you're so good, you need only one hand and don't need to look

“Because it’s gay!” Should be brought back.

@teresacox2511

Ай бұрын

True. But unfortunately the woke crowd would never allow that. They are such crybabies. 🙄

I really love this show shit I'm now 22 years old I remember when I was 7 in 2007 still watching this wit my grandpa n so on shit was too funny it's even more funnier now tbh lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@YoMeeky

Жыл бұрын

Facts💯💯💯

@hunt7572

Жыл бұрын

I did the exact same thing watching it with my grandpa. I’m 22 now too. Time flies man this is still hilarious 😂

@xolela-luvobenayo5229

Жыл бұрын

I'm 22 and a half!!!! 😅😅

Best show ever made

Everybody knows its the writers,that made the show!

That auto mechanic should have his own show. They could call it, "Good For You." It would air right after Bobby the Waiter's show.

@maridepp53

2 ай бұрын

r-w-r: Those two were hilarious in their parts.

"She makes me call it out" 😂😂😂

Comedy gold 😂

favourite show of all time. HOW AND WHY DID NETFLIX REMOVE THIS DUDE?!

@sijr6176

4 ай бұрын

Netflix is stoopid. Everyone knows that

"With Alan it's like riding on the back of a car driven by a reeeeally smart kangaroo." - Kandy :D :D :D

'does the man know yet?' lol

Really love that Jake says its gay and sing a song sang by a gay person

alan really got some game with that father role playing

BEST SHOW EVER.

Man this show is one of the best made till now. Humor is good. Acting is Bang On. Maximum seasons. Dont know why no one talks about it. Its always office, friends or big bang theory

Jake: I have a math test on Monday. Alan: Oh, so you’re praying for a good grade? Jake: No, that never works. I’m praying for the teacher to get sick. 😂😂😂

@deeannadorough7378

Ай бұрын

I think I actually prayed that prayer in the 70’s

9:29 That's gotta be one of the funniest lines ever on this show lmaoo

@janeskey5042

Ай бұрын

7:24 + was pretty funny too 😂

7:34 STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM, STALL 'EM!

Frasier - Big Bang - Two and a Half Men The best sitcoms ever

@sakabula2357

5 ай бұрын

Forgot Seinfeld

@keithbannister9271

4 ай бұрын

Frasier sucks, as well as Big Bang!! But Seinfeld & Two and a Half men funniest sitcoms, plus Still Standing 😂😂😂😂😂

@scotch1993

2 ай бұрын

Friends in the 90s, How I Met Your Mother, Last Man Standing before “cancellation”, Parks and Rec

@debbieleeniva4581

Ай бұрын

Fraser sucked

@livehabesha4642

Ай бұрын

How I met your mother

2024 I'm still here 😂😂😂 best comedy

Ive sent billions of soldiers its time for one of them to take the hill. One of the funniest lines ive ever beared witness to 😂😂😂

I miss this show one of greatest 🔥🔥💯💯🔥💯

The portrait of a 'sad lonely man' will forever be etched in our minds! 😂😂😂

Anybody ever noticed Jake acted just like Charlie.

Best show ever

Damn shame Charlie and Jake left

@shirleyminassian1547

10 ай бұрын

Yea, they should have stopped when Charlie was gone.

two scenes I cannot believe didn't make your 'director's cut'(of course season three has Plenty of 'simple' moments to choose from): 1. first time Kandi is at the house, the next morning with Berta is haha, 2 Kandi answering the door in her bikini for Judith *** 'You're right, he would look ridiculous in it' --- priceless --- season three is by far my fav plenty of eye Kandi :) and I really love the Mia arch... nice recap, thanks for creating it, I still really enjoy your 'funny, season moments' hey I just noticed/realized Sandy is in this, she is from s7 not s3, still one of my fav s7 moments, again thanks dude! EDIT** My bad, Sandy was episode 11 of S03 :)***

@jelenajelenic9069

Жыл бұрын

I DON' KNOW THE SEASONS OR EPISODES BCS,I LIKE THEM ALL😀😀😀😀👍👍👍💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Well Charlie makes jingles for a living so he for sure studied music theory, how to play the piano, basic grammar for the lyrics and a lot of life lessons for his humour

Best sitcom intro ever

charlie turned chuck lorre's tin cans into gold.

We in the uk have ' only fools and horses ' and you in America have ' two and a half men ' ... Classics

So Jake can't pass a math test but he knows what it means to split the difference?? 😂😂 The writers were hysterical!

@yashvbanthia

10 ай бұрын

Wouldn't splitting the difference between 500 and 1000 be 750?

@chipbroadhead4445

10 ай бұрын

250 for Jake and 500 for Alan at 750. So Jake got his 250 and got 0

@ilovebirkhoff

10 ай бұрын

The whole joke is that he doesn't know the difference............

@chipbroadhead4445

10 ай бұрын

@@ilovebirkhoff Dimwit at _ You are the Alan of this world 🌍🌎

@susivarga7303

9 ай бұрын

How? He got 250 ( less than offered by Charlie ) instead of 750.

This show a classic

Candy was the funniest character on the show ever 😂😂

I love the face and laugh Alan did to charlie!🤣😂

She's like half your age Yh I'm really proud of that😂

Jake: * sneezes* Female: "Godbless you." Jake: "He better. I sent him 5 bucks."

This show is my friend in hard times

Up there with cheers as the best u.s comedy of all time😂

Two and a half Men what's the best sitcom in American history.

@traxyboyzn-jn8hx

8 ай бұрын

The big bang theory

@codyschwarz5155

6 ай бұрын

@@traxyboyzn-jn8hxbruh Seinfeld and this show are objectively the best

@sakabula2357

5 ай бұрын

Seinfeld..T&HM...Married with Children...King of Queens..my favs

She's chasing a rabbit 😂😂😂

I tried to talk her into a direct deposit , 😂😂😂

@teresacox2511

Ай бұрын

Straight from the tap 😂🤣😂🤣😂

The claim check for your manhood. Writers had a field day with this show.

Comedy TVs and Cinema Movies has be in the Grim Reaper's Death grave tombs for over 15 plus years to boot, but this, this is the Classics. Thanks guys!

Jake is the cutest😂

Hysterical sitcom

Alan moving like Gale Boetticher if you know you know 😂14:37

Angus T. Jones (Jake) had the best comedic timing. sad his career apparently stalled

@footballvslife2413

6 ай бұрын

Chatting shit about the show that made you famous will usually do that.

@norma5044

21 күн бұрын

His career didn't, t stall. He started😅 his own business and made millions

Kandi, Kandi, Kandi ❤❤❤

22:09 "Jim never has two cups of coffee at home."