“what about lunch” “sorry i have plans”🤣🤣🤣

"Well, Judith..........you _do_ 🙄" 😂😂

@falcorthewonderdog2758

12 күн бұрын

Alan paid for Judith's rack and won't ever be able to play with them.

Alan and Charlies hatred of Evelyn will forever be hilarious

@TPG25153

Ай бұрын

The one thing they bond over next to sleeping with Hot Chicks

@TPG25153

Ай бұрын

Yeah but the show was running on steam after Charle left

@hurricanefan191

Ай бұрын

" ...there is...but we're both too pretty for jail"

Jake, he is the chosen one! LOL 😂

@redips

4 ай бұрын

I hope Evelyn doesn’t come to the beach house anymore after that catastrophe lol

@jakerattle95

3 ай бұрын

My favorite episode lol

I never get tired of watching 2 and a half man

@MAte925

10 ай бұрын

Nice escape from woke dominated 2023 TV!

@jeffhaynes8848

6 ай бұрын

I still watch when Charlie's on 😂😂

@paletyoungkhogem7744

5 ай бұрын

​@@MAte925(j

@mondochild

2 ай бұрын

Only if Charlie Sheen is in it All reruns.

@Drewski-om8sb

Ай бұрын

I fucking love this show

And they shall call him Jake..... Lol

@muhammadfahmi7159

9 ай бұрын

The Chosen One 😂

@googo151

Ай бұрын

Funny a$$ s...!

@UnsettlingDwarf

28 күн бұрын

I didn’t think I would laugh to that and then I pissed myself.

Jake was a good child actor.

@vegasmitch1472

10 күн бұрын

Funny but a Little 2 Smart at the Mouth though to be a C/D Student!!

14:11 Charlie's rant to his mother was perfection 😂😂😂

Paget Brewster is a goddess on screen. So much charisma in one woman

The show went downhill when Charlie left!🤔

@user-zb6vy3su7f

19 күн бұрын

Sure did. Never the same.

Jake is the only person to break Evelyn.

@michaelcampbell3120

Жыл бұрын

Break or brake brake is like clear brake break is like breakfast

@michaelcampbell3120

Жыл бұрын

Very good or semantics

@chrisjackson1889

6 ай бұрын

“Clearly he is the Chosen One”😎

@purplerebel9559

5 ай бұрын

​@@michaelcampbell3120so is it breakfast or breckfest 🤔

@higherpower254

5 ай бұрын

@@chrisjackson1889”and they shall call him Jake “

8:29 "WHO DO YA THINK OPENED IT!!" 😂😂😂

Haven't laughed so hard , missed this show

“Never,Never,Never” agent Prentiss is hillarius🤣🤣😂

BRING TWO AND HALF MEN RERUNS BACK

My son introduced me to this show. I watched it once and was hooked. I loved it. Sorry it had to end

This is such a funny show, Charlie and the rest are awesome, shame it had to end

@Thebeatles19632

Жыл бұрын

I agree I wish it didn’t have to end

@AngelPecica

5 ай бұрын

Everything has an end... Even „The Young and the Restless”, someday... 🤣

@John-QuidProNoMo

5 ай бұрын

Yeah but they were so petty with the way they killed Charlie off. A piano dropped on his head from a helicopter. 🤕

@AngelPecica

5 ай бұрын

@@John-QuidProNoMo actually, he was hit by a train...

@b.m.r221

3 ай бұрын

That was on Charlie tbh he kinda fucked up and got caught

"If he can't tell which hole is which at his age, he's heading for big trouble down the road" 😂

@Tribozom

3 ай бұрын

Unless...

Two And A Half Men Is Nothing Without Charlie Sheen.

@stevenstair1068

Жыл бұрын

Yup, I stopped when Charlie left

@LuckyLucky-pc3tz

Жыл бұрын

Ur goddamn right my man...Charles pls come back.

@dionlindsay2

8 ай бұрын

I liked Anton Kucher in Seasons 9 and 10 at least. The show was dead on its feet by the end of Season 8. The writers had run out of plots, and if Charlie Sheen hadn't made a fool of himself and the show, I reckon it would have died very soon anyway.

@jeffhaynes8848

6 ай бұрын

Amen brother agree 100 percent 😂

@John-QuidProNoMo

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, Alan went straight gay, he was already soft but man...he came out.

Paget Brewster from Criminal Minds, with the 'never, never, never

Alan with the Versace silk shirt 🤣🤣!!

Love these people! 😂🤣😂🤣

Two and half man have some of the best writers 😂😂😂😂, i missed the show. Comedy at the best.👍

Cryer is a master of physical comedy. Sheen is the straight man.

The teacher scene is too funny 😂😂

best show ever made period

@danielilie6881

2 жыл бұрын

its the shit.and worst and most vulgar..for vulgar ppl..even the 'jake' actor said it..its only sex innuendos and money.the 'humour'is for 2nd grade.

@irishgrahovac3024

Жыл бұрын

agreed. every season with charlie sheen still holds up good to this day

@DavisSchulz

Жыл бұрын

yes!!

@lorimiller4301

5 ай бұрын

The Sopranos is very good but this is funnier more consistently.

@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die

21 күн бұрын

​@@lorimiller4301 Best sitcom, then.

„Never, never, never !!!” 😂

@aqeel-3771

Ай бұрын

Now we know why she's still single.

@angelo2629

5 күн бұрын

Series highlight. Laughed so hard

@angelo2629

5 күн бұрын

Series highlight. Laughed so hard

"Hey, if I want your opinion, I'll ask your ex-wife." 🤣🤣

The best part of the chip was when charlie goes...he won it fair n square

@irishgrahovac3024

Жыл бұрын

“where did he get the chip, where is he learning this behavior” “hey judith!”

I love this show 😂😂❤️❤️❤️

This was the funniest show I ever watched 😂😂😂😂!

😂 The Best Charlie Scene ever: kzread.info/dash/bejne/l3iLr7ecZ6q0m8o.html

Melhor seriado ❤

A great series.

Jake had an excellent singing voice when he was younger.

@tcbbctagain572

Жыл бұрын

That wasn't his voice

@lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771

Жыл бұрын

@@tcbbctagain572 damn

@keithbannister9271

Жыл бұрын

That isn't any of those actors actually singing, they are professional singers singing the theme song. Also, that isn't Charlie Sheen playing the piano either...

@Coonnee

11 ай бұрын

​@@keithbannister9271Dude you ruined my life🤣😭

Never never never 😂😂😂😂

I still love that show

Love that show

14:04 Alan’s expression from this comeback is the reason why I keep rewatching it 😂

Realy love Two & Half Man...Specially like Charly and Alan...❤❤

@inncogneato6341

3 ай бұрын

Two Men.

And this is how Emily Prentiss, learned Klingon and decided to join the FBI.

@jakerattle95

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

this is the funniest episode ever..I think I've watched the whole episode 2 dozen times .at least!! and still laugh out loud each time!! I hated when this show went off...

❤😮❤ Girl is lady is very beautiful and her acting is so spot on. That I enjoy watching that scene over and over and again and again. I eat my heart out every time. LoL thanks you DeerLady

i love the vids

She should've said "NEVERRR" at The last look at the door 😭🤣🤣🤣

I miss this show , Jake was so funny

6:31 Alan did the same to Walden when Walden wanted time away from Alan

4:49 oh how life goes... First watched this as a child in Botswana in the 2000s. Now I'm studying medicine in GDAŃSK Poland 😂😂😂 and it's bizarre to me that I understand what she's saying

@Dilley_G45

2 ай бұрын

It's Danzig, occupied Eastern Germany

@user-yr3io6bm5t

2 ай бұрын

💯​@@Dilley_G45

I love this cidkom.

".... Runaway, runaway...." 😂😂😂😂

Alan come back to bed 😂😂😂😂😂 really a personal low😅😅😅😅

8:02 Prentis from Criminal Minds

@yuriymanoylo7706

Жыл бұрын

also Cathy from Friends

Jake Broke Evelyn Down Like A Double Barrel Shotgun...SQUAB!!!😂😂😂😂 Well Why Did You Keep Coming Back?? It's Hard To Find Gameful Employment At The Age Of Nine 😂😂😂😂

SQUAB !!!!😅😂😅

Y never have this NEVER NEVER NEVER 🤣😂😂😂

Angus was great in "Bringing Down the House!!" 👏👏👏👏

Ashton was very weak. Charlie is king.

The grin Alan gives at the end

5:23 🤣😂😂

This is the greatest show 😂😂😂

15:56 BURN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol Jake broke Evelyn brilliant n classic ❤❤

Season 2 was awesome

Really Judith had no say where Alan took Jake when Jake was with him so If Alan wanted to take Jake to Vegas he had every right to as long as he was back Sunday night

@alexnc6455

4 ай бұрын

Actually, you are right. Except not Vegas. When in a custody agreement, you're not supposed to take your kid out of state without the permission of the other parent. However, this may not be the case in California where they are. But it is in the state I live in.

2:08 could be the best cutaway in the history of Television

The actris with the orange blouse was hillirious...when she said...you can eat your heart outfit. Lol

I can't believe jake spit at his grandmother.

Calling Jake's character dense would be an understatement.

It wasn’t just Evelyn tho… they were a couple of times when Jake out played both Charlie and Alan 😂

Cotton top, nice from Berta

They have the overblown laugh track for a good reason.

Echo Barry hound is crazier than Rose 😂😂

7:00 Rose wa the best girl...friend for Charlie & Alan...she was weird ! loll

@urbro2

Жыл бұрын

Also hot

@Khonnell66

Жыл бұрын

Except for killing Charlie

1:57 LOL

Stay safe yall and healthy.

10 bucks that he hits the ceiling if we hit the garbage disposable….

4:40 really Charlie 😂. 13:28 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

3:29 Run away😂😂😂

Good actors😂

NEVER NEVER NEVER!!

Damn Paget Brewster was hot, only seen her in more recent shows.

Squab 😂😂😂😂

Ze polish girlfreind was a classic!

9:15 "😈😝Well, *eat your heart out!* "

"🎶"Squaaab!🎵

15:00 The funniest scene ever on 2 1/2 Men

4:43 😂😂

The teacher and rose are sisters lol 😂😂😂😂😂

@jeffhaynes8848

5 ай бұрын

This ant me people

2:55 😂😂😂

Tough judith > wer'e goi'n to Vegas!

4:43 😂😂😂😂

Runawayy runawayyy… 😆

"Mellatica", on Bertas shirt, guess she got one of those knock off t shirts., lol

5:24 she back with the family 👍👍

my god, I can't believe that Jake finally broke his grandmother

That's true

I am really big fan of Charlie Sheen He is cute and funny guy who is entertaining guy

@sohaninaik34

2 жыл бұрын

He is a lot more than you think

@sohaninaik34

2 жыл бұрын

When I started to watch the Show two and a half men After many years of watching the show two and half men i am acting like Charlie Sheen now and then and using the dialogue like him

He is the boy genius

8:01 Well...Emily Prentiss sure traded up to smarter guys at the BAU, otherwise, being with people like the guys from TWO AND A HALF MEN would've made HER a serial killer. And, honestly, anyone who would've ignored HER attempts to make a pass at them shouldn't be allowed access to motorized vehicles or electrical appliances for their own safety.

Pull My Finger☝️OK.Great Sitcom! 😂Nothing Compares Today😞