Two and a Half Men | Evelyn Putting Charlie and Alan in Their Place
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Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor) is the matriarch of the Harper family and a queen in her own right. Check out this hilarious compilation of Evelyn putting Charlie (Charlie Sheen) and Alan (Jon Cryer) in their place.
Synopsis: Charlie (Charlie Sheen), a womanizing Malibu bachelor has his life disrupted when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son move in with him. Alan's best friend and internet billionaire Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), eventually buys Charlie's house in this comedic sitcom about men navigating women, sex, dating, divorce, single parenthood, money, love, and friendship.
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"Moms been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint" - maybe one of the best lines in the whole show!! 🤣🤣🤣
@tidusjecht9143
7 ай бұрын
Speaking of chocolate mints. Kate Bechinsale was on a talk show and told a hilarious story about what she did with one of those chocolate mints.
@oscarsilva1151
5 ай бұрын
Who or what can I call you. Maybe Not now ok just wait one sec done keep talking
@MaryJane-bk9vj
2 ай бұрын
And you know what? I m jealous - after 25 years marriage beeing only with my husband.
@SusannahDyro-gd1nx
2 ай бұрын
That is so funny I agree with 😂
@charlespeakjr2168
Ай бұрын
@tidusjecht9143 I have actually said that about my aunt. I also have said that there have been more men in and out of her than the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels.....Combined.
She was so perfect for the role... stole every scene she was in.
@awshade176
Жыл бұрын
Holland is an extremely talented performer.
@apphappy3796
Жыл бұрын
Totally.
@or529
Жыл бұрын
She was inbthe 70's sitcom Bosom Buddies and her character was the best in that show too. She played Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari's boss.
@kh7688
Жыл бұрын
Facts.
@red149
Жыл бұрын
She always reminds me of Hillary Clinton 😂
Evelyn is self-centered, selfish egomaniac & I love it 😂
@annadraper8403
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie is a male version of Evelyn.
@afonsodeportugal
2 жыл бұрын
@@annadraper8403 Not really. Charlie never subjected any kids to his pathological narcissism. On the contrary, he was an excellent uncle to Jake.
@Joe_Parmesan
2 жыл бұрын
Evelyn and Lucille Bluth would've been great frenemies
@satanclaus8381
2 жыл бұрын
Now wonder she hated Judith so much, they are exactly the same.
@pragnyaraul3321
2 жыл бұрын
Evelyn and Charlie are just the same. Evelyn gets more hate. I think is amazing.
Holland is simply an amazing actress ...she and Conchetta are so gifted.
"Grandma doesn't do Anaheim" is the perfect line.😂
@lazyfrogeyes5949
4 ай бұрын
Tbf Anaheim is just terrible
@theruthmyster
Ай бұрын
What’s wrong with Anaheim 😂😅
@bodyloverz30
14 күн бұрын
@@theruthmyster Disney!
“Mom has been on more hotel pillows than chocolate mint.” S A V A G E 😂😂😂😂
Holland Taylor is so freaking amazing in this role!
She has the greatest most expressive looks. She can convey an entire message in just a glance. This was great casting of an actress with outstanding talent.
@junomay
Ай бұрын
Can’t agree more
@jwc713
9 күн бұрын
Holland Taylor replaced another actress who just didn't fit. The producers were spot on.
Mom has been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint. This is pure savagery
@francarrey7501
2 жыл бұрын
Many fancy hotels leave mints on hotel pillows to greet guests. He's implying that his mother slept with myriads of men.
@scottrichardson3800
Жыл бұрын
@@DJTanner80 she’s slept with many men in hotels
@somethingcreativeprobably5160
Жыл бұрын
@@DJTanner80 she's slept around too much
@dala5568
Жыл бұрын
Or ‘hotel pillows have seen less mints than mom’.
@charlespeakjr2168
Жыл бұрын
@@DJTanner80 I used that about one of my aunts. I also use the one that more men have been in and out of her than the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels......combined.
they surely did a great job picking actors for this show
@wayneellis1565
2 жыл бұрын
I agree totally!!!
@torrnt6040
2 жыл бұрын
except for when they picked ashton kutcher
@bsota8513
2 жыл бұрын
Until Charlie left.
@dianequine9173
2 жыл бұрын
You are so right. But you know who else was great. The actress who played the therapist, she was really funny. I used to get a kick out of her! (She used to play on Glee)
@petyolobutov221
2 жыл бұрын
Not after season 9 they didn’t
Evelyn: "If neither of you are going to refill my drink, I'll do it myself" Charlie: "Help yourself Mom, I keep the Vodka in a bleach bottle" 😂😭
@leenlan263
2 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant it literally
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
This show had some of the best writing and performed by true professionals. Why did it have to end?
@awshade176
Жыл бұрын
@@jaimhaas5170 You are spot on. The perfect team of writers/actors/director
@bluebellbeatnik4945
Жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@keynesianeconomics4113
Жыл бұрын
@@bluebellbeatnik4945 He said he put the Vodka in a bleach bottle in the hope that she'd pour from the bleach bottle which actually contained bleach, thus poisoning her.
evelyn played her role PERFECTLY
I love Evelyn. She's so funny, poised and elegant, even if annoying.
@susivarga7303
Жыл бұрын
Having a narcissistic mother is like winning the lottery, right?
@Talletc
Жыл бұрын
Lucky she isn't YOUR mother lol
@gregorybufkin890
Жыл бұрын
She is sort of a nice less castrating version of the women in my family!
@cityhawk
Жыл бұрын
@@gregorybufkin890 She would fit in with the women in my family.
@kevinmcconnell9426
Жыл бұрын
She honestly believes her behaviors are beyond reproach.
Evelyn and Charlie are almost identical characters. It's great watching them interact with each other.
@bokani79
Жыл бұрын
It’s like Maura and David in Schitt’s Creek
"I keep the vodka in a bleach bottle" that's hilarious!
Charlie and Evelyn teaming up against Alan is pure joy 😂
@giajohn09
2 жыл бұрын
Pure evil, more like it 🤣
@llarmstrong783
2 жыл бұрын
I like it better when Alan and Charlie team up against her
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
Some of the best.
@bluebellbeatnik4945
Жыл бұрын
@@llarmstrong783 you would. scared of women eh?
@kiwiangeldust6912
Жыл бұрын
@@llarmstrong783 same 🤣
My favorite Evelyn episode is when Charlie is dating a girl just like Evelyn. Evelyn outcats the cat. With style and wit.
@bowlinglefty
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! The interchange between Evelyn and "Lydia" is priceless. And Evelyn gets the last word in and walks away triumphantly. Can you say "ZING"?
@guypeate3628
2 жыл бұрын
I love that episode where Charlie dates a woman who looks like his mother
@justmeok2
Жыл бұрын
"Charlie dates evelyn" youtube that for the scenes lol
@Mscldrew
4 ай бұрын
The salmon came in from the 3 O’clock from Vancouver, would you like me to find out what the movie was? 😂
@AdrianaGyska
2 ай бұрын
Lydia
The actress who plays Evelyn is brilliant in her portrayal OF MY MOTHER lol. Brilliantly written part, too
@zythr9999
2 жыл бұрын
Holland Taylor
@glenbeltz9740
Жыл бұрын
Holland Taylor.
@Jerry-tg7zx
Жыл бұрын
Holland Taylor
@sachinsingh5100
Жыл бұрын
My fav line from the sho regarding Evelyn is.... Charlie: mom's an evil genius Alan Charlie: if she lived in Gotham batman would have been toast
@germanlanguageworkshop1542
Жыл бұрын
Your mother Is a narcissist? I am really sorry.
The best moment of Evelyn is when she deffended their sons from witchcraft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pamelaz.7659
2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Do you remember the show where they were at Berta's house for dinner and Evelyn said "Were going to on an episode cops." That was Evelyn at her best for sure too.
@tracymann3005
2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@danielhirschberg876
2 жыл бұрын
"These are my boys!" What? She's in my Pilates class
@ansv3340
2 жыл бұрын
I think best one was with Jake and spaghetti)
@pragyasingh5442
2 жыл бұрын
@@Apo12345 spa-ghetti
i always looked forward to the episodes Evelyn appeared in Two and half men, she was savage with her insults
LOL..."now I have a reason to drink" (Charlie) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SHe is one of the great character actors of our time. This show was so brilliant at casting.
@bsota8513
2 жыл бұрын
Until Ashton kucher.
@Expose_bankers_and_auctioneers
2 жыл бұрын
her portrayal of a property agent is flawless
@ken6771
2 жыл бұрын
@@bsota8513 ….and Alan became nothing more than a leech. When Charlie died so did the show.
@bsota8513
2 жыл бұрын
@@ken6771 Agreed.
@mja91352
2 жыл бұрын
Holland Taylor is hardly a character actor. A character actor plays the same character in all productions. Taylor is quite versatile. A common error.
No one could have done a better job at being Evelyn
7:03 you can see her struggling to keep a straight face 🤣
"Mom has been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint" cracked me up, Im gonna be laughing about that one for a while :,D
"Not to mention the hours driving him to the therapist, that creepy Dr. Demarest when I could have been..... I don't know..... doing something FUN!" The writing was brilliant for all these characters, but Holland Taylor really brought Evelyn to life.
@itkojecockot
2 жыл бұрын
that was the thing about this show....... EVERY character was spot on..... until A. Kutcher came to picture and ruined the show, offcourse
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
@@itkojecockot Spot On.
I absolutely loved Evelyn and her witty remarks!! Haha
@apphappy3796
Жыл бұрын
Totally
Imagine having Evelyn Harper for your mother,then Beverly Hofstadter for an aunt.😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣
@herambhasabnis6949
2 жыл бұрын
Do not invoke that nightmare.
@zamakhawlhring2908
2 жыл бұрын
Better yet, imagine if you have two moms and they are Evelyn and Beverly.
@chandlerbing1800
2 жыл бұрын
I would’ve gotten a lawyer a long time ago
@reticanbennetworkhas3272
2 жыл бұрын
I’d move and change my name
@ibitoyeayodeji5005
2 жыл бұрын
Daily emotional damage
4:18 “Alan? Oh yes of course!” Best of Evelyn’s evil stance 😂
@chrisjackson1889
Жыл бұрын
Of course, her other son
That Hotel pillowes and mint joke was gem😂😂😂
Evelyn and Bertha, I can't help but loving them. Charlie and Alan don't know how to cope with these strong ladies.
The moment when Evelyn meets Lydia priceless😂
I still watch S1 to S7 never gets old.
@purpose6113
2 жыл бұрын
I like S8 too
@carieb6396
2 жыл бұрын
I still never saw the one where Charlie passes away. 😔
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
Same here. Have to draw the line at some point. Those are the BEST.
@kanukingsley3764
Жыл бұрын
Still the best of the series. They should have stopped after season 7🙊🙊
This show truly was pure gold
@jesusgadea3589
2 жыл бұрын
I would say maybe like the first two three seasons, after that I feel like the show kind of goes up and down, and then even more down when they jump the shark with Ashton Kutcher
@apphappy3796
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
Holland Taylor is an amazing actor.
The cast for this family is spot on
Moms been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.😄😄😄😄😄
@imk1744
2 жыл бұрын
this is savage
She wore the sharpest suits by St. John! Beautiful.
Evelyn was perfectly cast!
All the actors were perfect in their role.
“Oh darling, grandma doesn’t do Anaheim.” I almost fucken died bro chocked on my croissant🤣
Mom has been on more pillows than mint. Funniest line ever.
Evelyn is probably my favorite actress in a sitcom ever!
Holland taylor is a pure gem♥️♥️♥️
I love Holland Taylor who plays Evelyn. In the original pilot for the show, Blythe Danner portrayed Charlie & Allen's mom. Blythe is a great actress also.
@istvanpraha
6 ай бұрын
She was more better for Will's mom in Will and Grace.
She nailed this part.
Jake: Are you going to Disney with us? Evelyn: Darling, grandma doesn’t do Anaheim 😂
@AliA-gj2tp
2 жыл бұрын
What is Anaheim?
@OrcaTrail
2 жыл бұрын
@@AliA-gj2tp Anaheim is a city in California, location of Disney. Evelyn says that she doesn’t sell real estate in Anaheim :)
@conephompany
2 жыл бұрын
@@OrcaTrail i thought it was more of a snobby Cali , valley high type thing to say. like she doesn't go there
@OrcaTrail
2 жыл бұрын
@@conephompany I am sure you are right. The golden rule in real estate is location. 😃
@executiveorder7146
2 жыл бұрын
@@OrcaTrail I said the same thing when they said Disney employees are moving to Florida I said do you really think they can afford it lol
Holland Taylor is just a marvel. Love her.
Casting was absolutely perfect for the show
Worst tv mother ever! I love her so much!! 🤣🤣
Funniest sitcom in history - all the actors are irreplaceable. Just a great, great show
Evelyn is such a mommy for Alan and Charlie. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want this show to return 😩
@zander4076
2 жыл бұрын
They would ruin it
@tubedude54
2 жыл бұрын
No Berta... no show.
@cameronblevins9237
2 жыл бұрын
I Think They Was Going To Return But Then Berta Died
@obriens456
2 жыл бұрын
I never liked berta
@ansv3340
2 жыл бұрын
@@obriens456 really? She is the funniest there , with all her speeches and conclusions and how she mocks Charlie,
This compilation never gets old.
Evelyn asking Charlie to hit Alan always gets me chuckling
Charlie: Hi mom I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by. Evelyn: Why? Charlie: Because I'm your son. Evelyn: And? Charlie: Can I come in? Evelyn: Are you fleeing from the law?
@Mememeep
7 ай бұрын
Love this 😂
«Help yourself mom, I keep the vodka in the bleach bottle.» 😂😂😂 i cant even
"Oh darling, Grandma doesn't DO Anaheim" 😂😂😂😂😂
@taomahNEGEV
2 жыл бұрын
Please, explain this one to me.
@viniciusgmachado1204
2 жыл бұрын
And to me!
@AliA-gj2tp
2 жыл бұрын
To me too
@ddkrauss12
2 жыл бұрын
@@taomahNEGEV it’s because they live in Malibu here which is much more high end than Anaheim…she’s looking down on it lol. Even though it’s DisneyLand it doesn’t matter to her.
@taomahNEGEV
2 жыл бұрын
@@ddkrauss12 Thanks.
My ratty little nincompoop......priceless.
5:37 : "I don't need your sarcasm Charlie" 😂😂😂😂
Evelyn is the best character in the whole show and it was played to a turn. Great video.
Iconic Evelyn, so much punchlines, love to discover it in original language
"I keep the Vodka in the Bleach Bottle" Never gets old lol
Evelyn was too funny of a character to enjoy🤣
Just unforgettable 😂😂😂 never get enough of them 😂😂😂💖💖💖
"POTATO FARMERS?" 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 LOL. JUST UNBELIEVABLY, INCREDIBLY AWESOME COMEDY PROGRAM. EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN "2 & 1/2 MEN" IS A "LEGEND" BY HIMSELF.
Evelyn done so well about her character in this comedy...❤️❤️
I love Berta. Evelyn is my 2nd-3rd favorite character in the series with Charlie Sheen.
unusual family but still, a family. love them
The show, and its characters will never be duplicated again
The best comedy sitcom of all time! With Charlie!
Evelyn always makes me laugh. The best comedy on Earth for me personally.
loving Evelyn, she deserved an Oscar for this show
@youknow227
2 жыл бұрын
Oscars are for the films Emmys are for the shows
@nightskylights4501
2 жыл бұрын
Oscars are for movies. This's a TV show.
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
Every female in this cast was a powerhouse.
@leannecurtis1582
Жыл бұрын
@@nightskylights4501 It’s obvious what was meant. Nit picking you are.
@NeilPBrady
Жыл бұрын
Emmy oscars are for movies
Such eloquent jokes that leave one pondering while laughing
"She knows what she's been talking about, Alan. Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint!" 🤣
This is the SHOW that cheers my up every time. The whole crew is, was the BEST 👌
I don't understand how they ended this show. It was and always will be the greatest sitcom of all time.
@ken6771
2 жыл бұрын
Because Walden stunk!
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
Heartily agree
@armyvet8279
Жыл бұрын
My 2nd favorite behind Seinfeld.
@abehambino
Жыл бұрын
Because Charlie left!
@riveraJG
Жыл бұрын
@@abehambino He didn’t leave, He was fired.
Evelyn's apartment is full of vaguely pornographic-looking art objects. Perfectly suited to her personality.
@josecarranza7555
2 жыл бұрын
What happened to her husband, their dad?
@michaelpalmer1580
2 жыл бұрын
@@josecarranza7555 She has several ex husbands
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
@@josecarranza7555 she cannibalizes them.
@jaimhaas5170
2 жыл бұрын
@@josecarranza7555 check out the episodes where Charlie sees the shrink.
@butterflymoon6368
Жыл бұрын
I mean it's perfect for Chuck Lorre's woman issues, sure.
One of the sharpest acting I have ever seen
Missed the best line of all when talking to her much younger date, Evelyn ssys,"You decide darling, afterall, you're the one that will be facing the screen
Mom’s been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Never mess with the unholy mother 😂😂😂
“I keep the vodka in a bleach bottle” 😂😂
Holland Taylor is a joy to watch whatever the character.
It was these 3 that made me love the series.
What a shame Charlie blew it. It really was a very funny show. Charlie, Alan, Evelyn and Berta. What an ensemble.
@kendallrivers1119
4 ай бұрын
Don't forget young Jake!
evelyn getting defensive about raising her kids just proves charlie's point but she's an icon in this show 😂
05:35 "I don't need your sarcasm Charlie!" 🤣🤣🤣
Characters like Charlie and Chandler are the centre pieces of the master pieces.
Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint, one of the best lines of the series. 🤣😂
I like it when Charlie calles her Hi sitan😂
“well pfft, i forgive you, but next time, call first” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You left out the episode with the witch coven - possibly Evelyn's best scene.
06:57 is one of the best lines in the whole series
Evelyn and Bertha BRILLIANT 😆😆😆😆
I swear Evelyn Harper had me dying laughing.
Evelyn is ICONIC
She is the perfect parody of a narcissist. Every single line, every single expression, she is perfect, and that comes from me who hates them, it is important laugh about themselves, and she took that role and stole every scene. I love it.
@magog6852
Жыл бұрын
Spoken like a narcissist
@danielobrian5675
Жыл бұрын
point me on the doll where the bad narcissist hurt you
My favorite Evelyn line… “Well we don’t have to turn this into an evening with Liza Minnelli.”
Did anyone else think Charlie and Alan actually really hurt her feelings in the scene where they said nobody would miss her if she died?
@kendallrivers1119
4 ай бұрын
I don't think Evelyn has feelings 😂
@georgebrice8329
3 ай бұрын
No they were telling the truth