When Ethan said Mark is one of the smartest and also the dumbest people he knows, this is a prime example of that.

@meh5812

3 жыл бұрын

soo true the fact that he figured out how to decode the ezic names in a matter of seconds and then getting citations for very minor things

@citrineshark9240

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah....

@Warhawk.

3 жыл бұрын

It is false to assume there is any one single universal measure of 'intelligence'. Like all people, Mark is just better in some types of intelligence and worse at others.

@watersheep5535

3 жыл бұрын

@@Warhawk. "Sir this is a Wendy's"

@DerMBen

3 жыл бұрын

@@Warhawk. So he is smart and dumb at the same time.

Mark was so distressed by a mistake he felt the need to turn nudity on 💀

@anhilo9716

3 жыл бұрын

compulsive stress-induced horniness look it up, its a real thing, i think

@CheshieD

3 жыл бұрын

@@anhilo9716 the “I think” is questionable but I will google anyway.

@Pyrodragon3993

3 жыл бұрын

He accepts his mistakes and just decides to bare all.

@CheshieD

3 жыл бұрын

@@anhilo9716 I- you’re right.

@Shockxv

3 жыл бұрын

@@CheshieD lmfao what

“Do not mix these up.” Mark: Cha-Cha real smooth

@bunnyland2175

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how someone hasn’t commented anything here but this was my favorite comment yet lololll

@bunnyland2175

Жыл бұрын

B

@borger298

Жыл бұрын

*criss cross*

@XENOWOLFI

Жыл бұрын

AHAHA

@MatthewMakarov

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes

“The Order knows.” *Mark starts having a panic attack* Also Mark: Nudity, ON!

@mysiak6067

Жыл бұрын

@send me message @markiplier680 🤓

@oliverroystone2253

Жыл бұрын

@send me message @markiplier680 scam

@lightkiancusilittomakin244

Жыл бұрын

Faker the real markiplier would have blue background on their name and also you have numbers

@unfunnyperson5549

Жыл бұрын

Bro it's an alt

@73zeus

Жыл бұрын

Damn bots

“Do not mix these up.” Mark: immediately does the opposite.

@finn596

3 жыл бұрын

It, it deeply enraged me

@Hologrunt002

3 жыл бұрын

I started to laugh my ass of when he did that

@estrangedstrayed6274

3 жыл бұрын

What a spectacular attention-deficit display that was lmao

@AelOk17

3 жыл бұрын

ADHD at it's finest.

@tdthedestroyer1232

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

The fact that Mark panicked with the documents and ended up screwing up with such confidence is hilarious

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current Subs 7710

@ceegeetee

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment Current subs 7710

@longrange3322

3 жыл бұрын

I'm also confused as well, did he give the right one??

@lazar9586

3 жыл бұрын

To me it's just stupid

@arcaeae

3 жыл бұрын

@@longrange3322 i dont think so :")

"These are important documents do not mix them up" Mark: shuffles them like a deck of cards immediately

@captainkirk265

Жыл бұрын

Well actually he just moved the one on the right to the left and immediately forgot which was which. XD

@theshapeshifter0

Жыл бұрын

Just got to that part, I can't breathe.

@iamerror6546

Жыл бұрын

@@captainkirk265 🤓

21:19 I feel so happy for him. Every day he came with a document. He was so desperate, but so patient.

@smam9571

3 ай бұрын

apart from the first time he came and he hadnt any documents

@MasterMagikarp

Ай бұрын

And he was polite and friendly to the inspector each time he was denied!

“Please put in your papers that you’re allowed to be here” or don’t cause Mark will let you in anyway by mistake

@ryanperrine9316

3 жыл бұрын

Hahha so true

@onlyhpgamer1258

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@user-uo1mt5id4x

3 жыл бұрын

Whats that profile?

@imgonnakate

3 жыл бұрын

by "mistake"

@hortinger

3 жыл бұрын

Apply water to burned area...

The speed in which he messed up the Ministry's documents is honestly impressive

@koilynn7450

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS SCREAMING BRO

@clintonelliott7238

3 жыл бұрын

WE NEED MORE OF THE FOREST

@dmeynicus

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS BABY RAGING LIKE WTF

@carterfry1450

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr I could not fathom how he fucked that up so quick😂

@galaxion2857

3 жыл бұрын

yes it was. he confused me as well it was so quick

"The order knows" Markiplier: *panic attack*

@springlocks3011

10 ай бұрын

NUDITY ON XDD

I love that he was so proud of Jorji for finally having all the right papers😹😹😹😭

@UnderworldsHeiress

2 ай бұрын

A Brazilian KZreadr I followed made "friendship" with Jorji to the point he got worried when it took to long for him to show up. In the end he applauded Jorji.

“What if we used 100% of the brain?” Mark: *mixes up documents in a mere 3 seconds*

@mrbucket9552

3 жыл бұрын

*Avengers theme plays*

@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918

3 жыл бұрын

100% of nothing is still nothing

@fnafmaster_1

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, but isn't it impossible to use 100% brain? ;)

@shaxow1142

3 жыл бұрын

@@fnafmaster_1 you don't use 100 percent of your brain at any given time but you can use all your brain

@KillerMS09

3 жыл бұрын

Me seeing his mouth strech how does he do that of course its with the power of PHOTOSHOP

The *SPEED* at which he mixed up the papers was astonishing

@4Lt3r

3 жыл бұрын

Y'all know mah boy Gotta fuck up *FAST*

@Roamingfirebat

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly. I would have fucked up waaaaay sooner lol

@ultimaweapon6

3 жыл бұрын

I'm literally in the comments to see if someone thought the same thing

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79

3 жыл бұрын

Mk

"Oh my god, another Kolechian." -Markiplier, 2021

@stanisawzokiewski3308

Жыл бұрын

Those goddamn Kolechians taking our jobs, Kolechia is not sending its best, and some i asume are good people

@aniyilator

Ай бұрын

@@stanisawzokiewski3308hyuge

@Memer_Engineer

17 күн бұрын

​@@stanisawzokiewski3308 those goddamn Kolechians....

The fact that Mark instantly mixed the documents up in an instant kills me

nothing has ever hurt me more than mark mixing up the important documents within 2 seconds of being told to not mix them up

@emilynunya2961

3 жыл бұрын

I'm lazy, did he give the right documents?

@stroke9239

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilynunya2961 nope, he even almost mixed them up correctly but went with his gut (which was wrong)

@emilynunya2961

3 жыл бұрын

@@stroke9239 ok, thanks

@MysticSkyes

2 жыл бұрын

No he gave them the documents he was supposed to give, I just watched it a few times and he put the documents to keep on the left, the ones to give on the right. He gave the impostor the ones on the right

@start3976

2 жыл бұрын

@@MysticSkyes he swapped the good and bad after sorting them because he forgot.

I like the fact that Markiplier forgot in a second which one was the important document and which one was the fake he needed to give

@capnfungi7875

3 жыл бұрын

Its funnier cause he actually gave them the wrong one too lol.

@blursedworm9862

3 жыл бұрын

He also decided to mix them around the moment he got them XD

@thibautisserant

3 жыл бұрын

That was some goldfish level of memory right there !

@finn596

3 жыл бұрын

It deeply annoys me

@finn596

3 жыл бұрын

@Toby Rustin no ,no he didn't and it deeply enrages me

"don't mix up these two documents" Markiplier immediately and literally SHUFFLES THE GOD DAMN DOCUMENTS!

"Recognition for Sufficience" is the _Papers, Please_ equivalent of a participation award

@tylisirn

4 ай бұрын

There's an even worse one. Recognized for "Presence". If he had got just 3 more citations, he would have got that one.

My man Mark **INSTANTLY** mixed both of the documents, it's kinda impressive how fast he got confused.

@celessilverfrond8944

3 жыл бұрын

Immediately and WITH COMPLETE CONFIDENCE too

@sterbencorvus7641

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I love mark but that's kinda painful to watch lol

He was more distressed by denying the Order guy than he was about immediately mixing up the important documents and subsequently giving the wrong ones over

@syweb2

3 жыл бұрын

Because it didn't give him feedback that he made a mistake.

@ghastlygavin

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he doesn't know

@aSlimyDragon

3 жыл бұрын

Well he still immediately realized he didn't remember them, but wasn't concerned enough to restart the day to fix it

@ghastlygavin

3 жыл бұрын

@@aSlimyDragon good thing the document thing isn't really important for the story

@NoriMori1992

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghastlygavin Mark doesn't know that though, so Slimy's point still stands.

I'm starting to see just what Ethan meant when he said mark was the dumbest smart guy he knew

I know it’s just a video game but I somehow feel bad for the people who just want to start a new life and then meanwhile Mark, “GET DETAINED BITCH”

I've never seen Markiplier use five of his brain cells like this a world record

@joe_3105

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's true. It's a real miracle

@user-jb9nz2fs2u

3 жыл бұрын

what a goldfish like jeez

@iiTzSunrise

3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier when he played dont touch anything-Am I a Joke to you?

@MDTwa

3 жыл бұрын

@@iiTzSunrise 😂😂😂😂

@mos680

3 жыл бұрын

What about when he played the Fnaf games?

I love how when Lixian started working for Mark as his editor he was super upbeat and cheery, and now that he's spent years around Mark having to deal with his shenanigans he's officially crossed the "dead inside" state

@celessilverfrond8944

3 жыл бұрын

Well, after spending so long working with Mark, would you also not be just a little dead inside after all the shenanigans? I sure would lol

@justalittleturtle5600

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just getting closer to Mark when he plays Papers Please. Maybe one day, we’ll see pogo stuck Mark in Lixian

@jaceworley

3 жыл бұрын

lixianTV did not edit this

@JoeSamehHatab

3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier & Seth Rollins fan?? Wow!

@SneakyLily

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaceworley He may have not, but I was referring to when we see a glimpse of him near the beginning of the video. That sure was drawn and edited in by him.

I feel bad for the poor people just sitting in line for an hour as mark eats a cheeseburger 9:48

I have never felt my anxiety go up this much after watching Mark mix up important documents the very second he received them.

"The order knows" Markiplier: **panic attack**

@lyndonluquin4091

3 жыл бұрын

22:09 The panic begins. X3

@AJ-kk9xi

3 жыл бұрын

*turns on nudity*

@lasagnaflower8863

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOO O O O O

@hjaltebierberg4899

2 жыл бұрын

I dont really understand why he panicked can you tell me please?

@sunflowerarrtt

2 жыл бұрын

@@hjaltebierberg4899 he turned away a person he was supposed to let in, from that cult kind of thing

I am in awe of how fast Markiplier mixed up those files

@markkoreilly7900

3 жыл бұрын

He swapped them and I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard

@mikef5951

3 жыл бұрын

Oh right, the secret documents, the secret documents for the goverment, the secret documents specifically not to give the spy, secret documents, this document? *hands real documents to spy*

@gvpgameplays8945

3 жыл бұрын

same

@Koliflower

3 жыл бұрын

I was impressed by how he not only managed to confuse himself but also me in the process. I knew which one was right, and then he started tossing them around the screen lol

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koliflower when I play this game, I put the correct documents on the left, so when Mark put the false ones on the left it immediately threw me off.

"If they ask for documents, give them _these_ instead." *Immediately doesn't recognize which is the real documents and which are the fake documents*

Papers:📃 Work Permit:📑 Travel Visa:📄 Passport:📕 ID is Job hacker at a "bank" so to speak and the rest is classified

In todays episode of Please papers, we prove the theory that if Mark wasn't a KZreadr, he would be a spy, a dead one, but a spy no less

@ariumet_

3 жыл бұрын

how are you so accurate

@sud1881

2 жыл бұрын

how do you know hes not a spy sounds like you trying to cover something up

I love how Mark gets mixed up about the documents basically in front of the guy. Like he can hear Mark's confusion as he walks away.

@hiatus6134

3 жыл бұрын

Dude: "yeah dont mix these up" Mark: "so anyways, i started blastin"

@nandoskitty1723

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like but it's at 69 soo

@adarshvardhanmeher2800

3 жыл бұрын

@@nandoskitty1723 I see you're a man of culture

@realcell123

3 жыл бұрын

@@adarshvardhanmeher2800 I see you’re a redditor

@angelpear219

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing hard there. He had them for less than a minute and already screwed them up

22:08 Mark: does Epic Fail Also Mark: NUDITY ONNNN! Also also Mark: Can i End Task???

You know, it's really wholesome to know that an animator who used to make lots of fan animated for Mark has been his editor for this long now

**Spoiler Warning!** The editing done to show Mark’s mistake: Amazing, very cinematic.

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79

3 жыл бұрын

🙂😃

@amaregonzalez8189

3 жыл бұрын

Put a spoiler warning!

@vicious_cycle

3 жыл бұрын

@@amaregonzalez8189 He didn't say what mistake.

@amaregonzalez8189

3 жыл бұрын

I was kidding I meant it was a spoiler that he made a mistake

Dude, the faces he makes when he gets something wrong looks like if this was actually his job, he'd have a mental breakdown

@daethalion1725

3 жыл бұрын

He makes those faces a lot.

@RED40HOURS

3 жыл бұрын

@@daethalion1725 so i guess he has alot of mental breakdowns

@mistermoee

3 жыл бұрын

authentic experience

@ala.c0ste

3 жыл бұрын

I worked in immigration and the attention to detail and mental breakdowns were 💯 on point, a daily occurrence

@rita-want-sex152

3 жыл бұрын

@@RED40HOURS hu

My papers: Age: legal enough Name: some generic name Occupation: being a lazy Expirations: the day I lose this [signed and approved of my mom]

@jackalex08

Ай бұрын

Being a lazy 😂😂

Fun fact: "All Kolechians must be searched" means that if an entrant is Kolechian, they violate the rule, therefore allowing you to just deny them. This saves time, and so gets you more credits.

WHY WAS HIS FIRST REACTION TO MESSING UP TO TURN NUDIITY ON IM CRYING

@rita-want-sex152

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@jordangabrielle9261

3 жыл бұрын

Legit tho lmao

@nuclearbastard

3 жыл бұрын

Nudity is the cause of, and solution to, all your problems

@snowmorgan4115

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearbastard that's alcohol

@silentwitch8950

3 жыл бұрын

I'M STILL LAUGHING OMG WHY DID HE TURN IT ON????

Is anyone going to talk about how happy he was when that guy finally got the right papers? It was adorable!!!

@someguy34hnt

3 жыл бұрын

Good ol' potato man

@farelegy57

3 жыл бұрын

We all do

@shikarifox4337

3 жыл бұрын

We love Jorji :D

@Lee-hp1wg

3 жыл бұрын

@@someguy34hnt he was always my favorite

@KILLZONE14372

3 жыл бұрын

POTATO MAN'S

"And hey... No one's watching." Next episode: Ezic is watching.

Mark mixing up those documents right after the guy left is surprisingly relatable

Mark: freaks out because he denied someone from the order. Also Mark: NUDITY ON

@thetimelords911

3 жыл бұрын

Appropriate reaction honestly.

@ramonalemparte7332

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Chaotix010

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he WAS caught with his pants down. >.>

@kc2659

3 жыл бұрын

Speaking of nudity on, when do you think the next huniepop 2 video will be?

@jolyne6012

3 жыл бұрын

@Ligma Nuts NUDITY ONNN 😫😫😫😫😫

Payday, Cloamker Reason for stay: entertainment Subscription status: subscribed Length of stay: 23 minutes and 51 seconds Glory to Markiplier

The fact tha he mixed those papers up in 2 goddamn seconds just hurts me so much You bet I was screaming at him

The absolute DREAD from Mark mixing up the folders is the strongest emotion I've ever felt in my entire life.

@4-00.Ghostie

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for someone to recognize thisss

@bobbylambert9191

3 жыл бұрын

Did he mix them up or not

@itsssuper

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbylambert9191 did you watch the video..?

@neokranjc2845

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbylambert9191 Yes he gave her the original files, which he was not supossed to.

@ethan0236

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for a comment on this

Mikhail Saratov: The Order knows. Mark: *OH GOD, NUDITY ON!!!*

@ashpetoral

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@carolbayasca9275

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashpetoral 22:32

@Lietuvis0000

3 жыл бұрын

So? Order is good or bad?

@Lietuvis0000

3 жыл бұрын

@David Bodeklint Bodaskolan 7A that's not the answer I wanted but ok

@itti5100

3 жыл бұрын

Arnas Giriūnas If I remember correctly, it gives different endings

"do not mix them up" "ahah so... uhm--"

My papers sir: Work permit: clown Purpose: to be a clown Duration: forever Visa: beepbop

"If people bribed me, I'd just let them in." Guard: If you detain people, I'll give you money. "I could've detained you, but I didn't." Do you want money or not, Markimoo?

@Zack_Zander

3 жыл бұрын

Did... did he do the math?

@NoBody-tf7ib

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t matter.

@weirdchamp4601

3 жыл бұрын

@Kristopher Prime why is there spoilers in the comment section lmao

@Misshowzat

3 жыл бұрын

Shh don't sass the inspector

@xXDarkxIdealsXx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cardboard449 Not really lol. He literally just played "let's spin the papers around/mix these up ten times till i can't remember which is which on purpose 2 seconds after i recieved them".

Nobody: Mark: *Messes with nudity setting in a moment of shocked horror*

@dipolarisland

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@savannah0918

3 жыл бұрын

@@dipolarisland 22:33

@_Depending_Viscount_

3 жыл бұрын

@Stefan Bajic It really goes without saying.

@Grimrose_04

3 жыл бұрын

@Stefan Bajic that’s kind of... sus

Mark: finds 3 grenades strapped to back Also mark: you made a mistake coming here Her: what? Girl you just got searched don’t act surprised you knew you were out right when he searched you smh.

@VenomQuill

2 жыл бұрын

*"NEVER!!!"* yells the woman as she unpins a grenade within an enclosed space because safety is too mainstream.

Mark: “That’s pretty good” Also Mark: *only has $25 to his name*

As one wise man once said: "“I don't know if he's a genius or a moron." -Jacksepticeye

@polinco737

3 жыл бұрын

That's a sign of genius right there! Or the blind leading the blind...

@DarlingDevil4691

3 жыл бұрын

Is that like a savant?

@TrueKingHollow

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes XD LMAO

@hortensesquare6775

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao great quote

@VenomQuill

2 жыл бұрын

"He's the smartest idiot I know!" -Ethan, Crankgameplays

Guy: Do _not_ mix them up. Markiplier: Ok. Wait what?

@NoriMori1992

3 жыл бұрын

Mark: Mix them up immediately you say? Yes, right away!

@susangardini8161

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a chld and have autizm and i could do this beter than this ass

Mark: "Money I like money" Dances Meanwhile Arstolskan Government: "OH CRAP THE ENEMY FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR SECRET PROJECTS, HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED AHHHHHH!"

2:28 "What if they have a bomb and they blow it up in the middle of my booth?" First class foreshadowing

Order : "don't mix this up" Mark : "oopsie poopsy, I can't hold my documents" Order : "remember these two people" One of them : *shows up* Mark : "get the *fuck* outta here"

@hannabooklover

3 жыл бұрын

He can be so selectively observant sometimes

@mistermoee

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannabooklover like me

@nikitaastakhov9252

3 жыл бұрын

Was that the order?

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo79

3 жыл бұрын

Sw

@memerofblaviken6326

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikitaastakhov9252 Yes

Markiplier: **realises in panic and frustration that he messed up letting the EZIC dude in** Also Markiplier: **proceeds to turn on nudity**

@breadhamnspam

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@redsolivent457

3 жыл бұрын

@@breadhamnspam it's at the near end

@HeyJinx

3 жыл бұрын

EZIC is based

@cami-zv5ij

3 жыл бұрын

@@breadhamnspam it's at 21:57 I believe

@thunder3987

3 жыл бұрын

@The KZread Account That Trolls Yo A S S 22:30 actually

Mark got the first Ezic Order thing and I just sat there like "please... please flip it over... PLEASE"

Work permit: thing During: 69420 years Country: da motherland Gender: no Date of Birth: 69/420/1000 Picture: 👁👄👁 Name: PlanetOfGames Last Name: no Date of Birth: 00/00/0000 Reason of Coming: To watch Markimoo Duration of Coming: 23:51 Date of Expiration: 99/99/999999999

ive never been more irritated than seeing mark immediately mix up the important documents 😭😭😭

@justlavvy

3 жыл бұрын

Same😭😭 I was screaming at my phone cause it’s irritating

@potatoman7028

3 жыл бұрын

i did not get irritated at alll

@ren6951

3 жыл бұрын

ISTG I STARTED SCREAMING SYSYSVY

@angelofdarkness877

3 жыл бұрын

He betrayed his country lol 🥲😂

@prosebuds5124

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatoman7028 good for u ig

i love how he's trying to get it perfect.

@fareedahdamilola

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on.

mark: no ones watching. the 2 million people watching: understandable have a good day

Mark: “Lets look for these two people.” One of them comes up: “I stay for 14 days.” Mark: “Get outta here.”

@HighPingNate

3 жыл бұрын

@F*СК МЕ - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ no

@asherthewolf6800

3 жыл бұрын

Also Mark: Wa- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@mazahs96

3 жыл бұрын

@@asherthewolf6800 ikr lmfao he’s like Wait no noooooo noooooooooooo!

@asherthewolf6800

3 жыл бұрын

@@mazahs96 lmfao

@jaspertyler4557

3 жыл бұрын

I hope mark actually gets the good ending, and doesn't fail like jack did. Because if you screw up just 2 of the ezik tasks (not counting the red man task), you can't get that ending.

"Do not mix these up" Mark: *_YOU'VE ACHIEVED THE TROPHY: MEMORY LOSS IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS_*

@bu22gaming60

3 жыл бұрын

He has a megamind brain

@TheFishev

3 жыл бұрын

The way I stressed out waaayyy too much from it

@mistermoee

3 жыл бұрын

Less than 5 seconds*

@_12k70

3 жыл бұрын

"Stage 6 is without description"

@MrMagic-ov9sk

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, when he did that I got so upset. 😂

i love and hate how mark literally went through the effort to put up a cheat sheet when you don’t need to cheat 😂

What is the purpose of your visit? “Hyacinth” What? “…Hyacinth..”

Mark: Messes up by denying Order Also Mark: NuDiTy OnNnN!

@themediocrebattlefrontplay3438

3 жыл бұрын

who else but mark

I have this sneaking suspicion that mark was not allowed to bring his ADHD meds across the border

@Aphrothena1221

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't take adhd meds

@probes-e-minor

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't take adhd meds

@beatamichek9201

3 жыл бұрын

Idk what everybody is talking about he takes adhd butt pills

@jlh012204

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aphrothena1221 he takes adderall lol. it was mentioned in his “uh...” stream

@MsScarletwings

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aphrothena1221 y’all he literally said he takes adderall before

The moment where he almost immediately mixed up the Ministry's documents had me rolling lmao

Play more of this I love this game omg

Quick reminder: if your family is not hungry, you can skip that day of food. When they are no longer cold, you can skip a day of heat to save money. You don't always have to pay for both so, just alternate between the two :))

@holdmacat9932

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, make your family misery 😡

@NotFrank420

3 жыл бұрын

@@holdmacat9932 gramer: 010

@veggiedragon1000

3 жыл бұрын

Don't they get sick when you do that?

@crematedfelony

3 жыл бұрын

@@veggiedragon1000 They only get sick if it's both or one for two days afaik

@leannamoore3865

3 жыл бұрын

You should skip food one day then skip heat the next, alternating is the best method

can we just take a moment to appreciate Jorji’s dedication to getting into Arstotzka

@chickenisgood1

3 жыл бұрын

Potato man

@jeremieh5009

3 жыл бұрын

Glory to arstotzka

@maximo1590

3 жыл бұрын

Arstotzka*

@minorcomet282

3 жыл бұрын

My man tried 5 times and finally did it

@TetanicRain

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that he's testing the player on how good they are at detecting discrepancies.

Passport: Blitz, Captain DOB: 1969.06.09 SEX: M ISS: Orvech, Vonor EX: 2025.12.14 Arstotska G23Y5-246DG Arstotska Identity Card: Burnton District Blitz, Captain DOB:1969.06.09 HT: 190cm WT: 91kg Am I clear for viewing this video?

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Jacob Watson 17 years of age Purpose of stay: entertainment Duration of stay: 24 minutes

@Brenyboy11

3 жыл бұрын

your duration of stay is 9 seconds longer than the video therefore you shall be denied

@themixer8549

3 жыл бұрын

D E T A I N E D

@edgelord616

3 жыл бұрын

Your names don’t match. DETAINED!!!

@jrcspiderman2003

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgelord616 I noticed that

@kevindeol8503

3 жыл бұрын

These guys are a buncha stiffs. Hey, "Jacob", I'd be willing to look the other way if you were willing to, you know, grease some palms? *wink*

Wait until he figures out he can just replay the day.

@lamphiaalonso5341

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT

@zovisapphire

3 жыл бұрын

@@lamphiaalonso5341 you can select whatever day you want when loading the savefile. it even makes a new branch when you do that so if you really wanted, you could jump between branches and play out all the different scenarios like Pro Order, No Bribes, Full Loyalty, whatever. try it out and see the tree of savefiles grow!

@strawberryjam5799

3 жыл бұрын

UP UP

@deizon8555

3 жыл бұрын

we gotta like tnhis so mark sees

@Bloodjen

3 жыл бұрын

mark needs to see this

I love the fact that he upgraded his booth to then not using the upgrade as intended

The soundtrack of this game is honestly perfect

Mark: *Denies someone he was specifically told to approve* The Order: Am I a joke to you?

@Nebula71722

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@kebblot9085

3 жыл бұрын

Wait who?

@coffee-with-sprats

3 жыл бұрын

Ignoring their messages before: Yes. You are indeed a joke to me but i can't actually understand it yet.

@tessa4193

3 жыл бұрын

@@kebblot9085 saratov LMFAOOO HIS FACE

@FICKLEPICKLE_

3 жыл бұрын

Ezic order is evil tho

HIM GIVING HIS FAMILY HEAT AND FOOD WHEN THEYRE OKAY IS KILLING ME

@pichugamer5275

3 жыл бұрын

You're not supposed to feed your family every day in this game?

@nyx_0136

3 жыл бұрын

@@pichugamer5275 no you’re not, if they’re okay then you don’t need to give them food or heat, it saves money

@djdragon1304

3 жыл бұрын

Well... I’d remove food but keep heat to avoid the son getting sick and only feed everyone when they’re very hungry.

@kayceenichols2509

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand why people struggle and take away food and heat, I end up with SO MUCH MONEY at the end of my run. I also get like no citations though so maybe that helps.

@reaper_kevo2275

3 жыл бұрын

AY he just cares about his family 😂

"Do not mix these up" Mark: Immediately mixes them up, even though he only just put down the package

The genuine joy I felt when Jorji finally had the right papers! Bureaucracy is confusing but he finally made it!

Mark: all legal ramifications are on Lixian's shoulders. Lixian: *rebels by purposefully editing the videos to be as embarrassing as possible*

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet KZreadr. Thanks for being a fan, dear lee

@KeedGmaer

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku bruh stop I see you everywhere

@imbored3795

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku i mean I've seen you all over the whole of KZread begging for attention but christ this is the worst self advert I've ever seen.

@DarkPrinceRalsei

3 жыл бұрын

​@@AxxLAfriku You went from having two girlfriends (both of which being your own sisters) to having a foot fetish?

@cohensmith6100

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkPrinceRalsei lmao they are his sister?

how willing Mark is to be bribed by someone

@elieljonathan9398

3 жыл бұрын

good

Name:Nathan Species:Nathan Gender:Nathan Contry:Nathenland

INSANE how he tried to match the fingerprints via eyeballing

I can already see an animation of Mark and Jack in two separate boths across each other. I'm just putting this out there...

@shrapnel8430

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually sounds pretty funny hearing them screamed at each other

@rainy9693

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@randomuser9201

3 жыл бұрын

Both of the yelling DENTAINED

@GHOST_41278

3 жыл бұрын

Ew a furry

@nightfox6475

3 жыл бұрын

@@GHOST_41278 Really, is this best you can say, I get this every day from people like you, never improve always the same, you need something more creative then this lame text, because this is getting old and you know it

Watching Mark learn how to play this is like watching him try to play Minecraft. It's equivalent to watching a toddler learn to ride a bike and they keep running into walls/falling over. Excruciating but hilarious.

@standingonbusiness1441

3 жыл бұрын

I got you to 420 likes you’re welcome!

I watched Jack's playthrough of this first so now everytime mark detains anyone I just imagine Jack yelling DETAAAAAINED

How can Mark just mixed those two documents up in just less than 30 seconds😂😂. smol brain moment by Mark

Here you go, sir. Here are my papers: ┌ ┐ I can do what I want └ ┘

@Santiago-Farrell

3 жыл бұрын

D E T A I N E D

@icebear4president

3 жыл бұрын

Seems fine to me ✅ Cause no trouble

@BloodMoonVA

3 жыл бұрын

Where is your passport and a work permit?

@themisfitowl2595

3 жыл бұрын

Where is your diplomatic visa? Where is your work permit? What is your gender? Denied!

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

@@Santiago-Farrell I spoke with you

I laughed how all during marks rage that he denied a order member hes just randomly like "nudity on" 22:30

@gordonwilson3327

3 жыл бұрын

i loved that thank you for the tiestamp

Mark not seeing the verse of the first "EZIC" paper was so stress-inducing

i didn't bring my papers 5 second later running from markiplier and lixian.

"Do not mix these up" Mark: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

@tinytron

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOO

@minerxen

3 жыл бұрын

He messed it up didn't he?

@MARKOoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@minerxen yepp lol

Who else is screaming detained when mark detains people because jack broke you

@annsh.6487

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't break us, he moulded us

@TonySpike

3 жыл бұрын

I say it with wades voice

@danaondrackova3431

3 жыл бұрын

I am so influenced by Jack I get frustrated at Mark for not doing the same well as Jack :D

@xxchefcookiezz7482

3 жыл бұрын

I cant stop dabbing

@supersmilyface1

3 жыл бұрын

*GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, **_GREATEST COUNTRY!_*