It’s so heartwarming to see the guy that kept coming back not being able to get in, finally get to cross the border

@feef1699

3 жыл бұрын

jorji's so dumb and i love him

@justyouraveragemartian783

3 жыл бұрын

jorjis a chad fight me

@angie.bailey

3 жыл бұрын

i think you mean potato man

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

Gak bisa bahasa ingris

@LexoAstonov

3 жыл бұрын

Jorji is a good bean and he needs to be protected

This isn't Mark's ADHD nightmare, it's his ADHD giving us nightmares.

@Zack_Zander

3 жыл бұрын

He’s spreading it

@NerdAlert42

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zack_Zander people say adhd can't be spread but i beg to differ. Basically all of my friends act ADD, prolly bc of my influence

@cohensmith6100

3 жыл бұрын

@@NerdAlert42 doubt that

@thewarriorcat3271

3 жыл бұрын

@Dirty DanSame here. They should quiet down a little

@julyol119

3 жыл бұрын

@@NerdAlert42 By your logic everyone should have ADHD by now, since it's a wide spread disorder anyway. And if your teen friends act erratic, that's called puberty and be over in a few years. Compared to adhd, tgat might stay with you forever.

Mark knowing that he fucked up purely on vibes alone is extremelly impressive and alarming

@sarak6883

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if u play games for yrs like he has then yea I guess youd get this good lol

@asterling4

3 жыл бұрын

i'm not sure what you're talking about.. mark has never made any mistakes playing this game, ever. not one mistake

@honeycomb937

3 жыл бұрын

some people are gifted with the "i've fucked this" sense

@fartsniffer9999

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@grandldude

3 жыл бұрын

@@fartsniffer9999 16:03

Mark: **Doesnt burn the money** Everyone that has played before: *That was your last mistake*

@madelinelovdahl4719

3 жыл бұрын

if you dont upgrade do they still gossip?

@Chris-santhemum

3 жыл бұрын

Yeap

@lightlylemony

2 жыл бұрын

wait why

@Chris-santhemum

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightlylemony it's the beginning of your own downfall. And is very dangerous if you are Anti-Ezic

@Adumbshiba

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-santhemum what if I didn't do anything bad or good towards ezic should I still be worried ?

Mark is the kind of guy to say "this is a bad idea" before immediately, without hesitation, proceeding do it

@twitteryloki4415

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@jsksjky

3 жыл бұрын

And that's why we love him.

@detlonyt

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he HAS done this on multiple occasions lol

@Paveway-chan

3 жыл бұрын

And then he gets rekt *hard*

@genericchannelname4110

3 жыл бұрын

Life philosophy: if it’s a bad idea, it’s a good idea.

When they hit the Detain Button: Jack- “DETAINED!” Mark- “Don’t care goodbye.”

@starblight22

3 жыл бұрын

Also kubz scoots "getdi fuk outta here"

@juansofly3916

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta watch pewds playing this so you can add him🤣

@aidenr3310

3 жыл бұрын

Jack's is just pleasing to hear Real turn on

@beardiemom

3 жыл бұрын

I also loved Jack's "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE!", whenever he found a discrepancy.

@critter7531

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenr3310 pardon the fuck

Me watching him detaining Stepheni like 👁👄👁

@fromunderthecorkdre

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT THAT WAS SO FUNNY

@Jacquelinsane

3 жыл бұрын

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE SHOULD DO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

@thebathroom6327

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacquelinsane no

@Jacquelinsane

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebathroom6327 it quite literally is have you even played this game?

@thebathroom6327

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacquelinsane no, but I like overthrowing governments and helping secret organizations

Pewdiepie: *Looking for any reason to deny people to the point of letting his family die* Mark: “pay me money and I’ll let you in”

@Soul93Taker

2 жыл бұрын

Pewds is the fanatic, Mark is the pragmatic

@JCOdrjones

Жыл бұрын

Makes sense for someone with sympathies towards *those* types of countries, lol

@valerius8542

Жыл бұрын

@@JCOdrjones context

@arumugamgunasekaran8641

Жыл бұрын

@@valerius8542 yes

@valerius8542

Жыл бұрын

@@arumugamgunasekaran8641 no

Judging by Mark's actions so far, I'm surprised he didn't give the EZIC paper to the Ministry of Information by mistake or something lol

@tonghale163

3 жыл бұрын

If he did that the game will end and he’ll get a bad ending lol

@fairyhaven13

3 жыл бұрын

at this point, i think he'll get a bad ending anyway.

@SwagSwagSenate

3 жыл бұрын

@@fairyhaven13 actually i think he'll get the Glory To The New Arstotzka ending where the Ezic Order rules.

@SwagSwagSenate

3 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Chu oh i forgot about that ending

@spencertang5155

3 жыл бұрын

Welp... No one tell that to him please, I want to see what happens.

Mark trying to help the order but constantly detaining them is a mood

@checkit7528

3 жыл бұрын

y is there no comments

@ATalkingBadger

3 жыл бұрын

"is a mood" sounds/looks so stupid.

@sunnybakedham

3 жыл бұрын

@@ATalkingBadger girl what 😐

@theodore_honeybee6104

3 жыл бұрын

@@ATalkingBadger dude

@hamburgerhelper2810

3 жыл бұрын

@@ATalkingBadger this comment is a mood

“Your neighbors reported your new wealth.” Your neighbors were brutally murdered last night. Do you know anything about that?

@ocean4171

4 күн бұрын

Don't worry about that, Tyler and Ethen definitely did not transit into the papers please universe to take revenge on the neighbors for snitching on Mark

One thing I like about Markiplier is that when he realizes he's fucked up, he goes back and fixes it. I've been watching a lot of Game Grumps recently, and I can guarantee you that not only would Arin fuck up a whole bunch, but he A) wouldn't realize he fucked up and yell at the game for punishing him "for no reason", or B) would realize he fucked up but keep going after some cursing, fucking up his game for the rest of the next 20 episodes. I really like that Mark goes back and plays it properly.

@leanicole2853

3 жыл бұрын

LOL, that’s funny! It bugs me when he makes a mistake and fixes it, feels like it’s taking away from the “true Markiplier ending” sort of thing just to get the ideal one. Does that make sense? Funny how people are different like that!

@Jacquelinsane

3 жыл бұрын

Except for the part where accepting the Order’s demands is fucking up and you didn’t need to bring up game grumps?

@yoshuahs999

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacquelinsane except for the part that you really don’t need to be rude and spoil someone when they’re just trying to enjoy watching markiplier 😂

@yoshuahs999

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacquelinsane like chill it’s just a comparison

@Tyler-sy7jo

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna comment on GG, but I find reloading a previous save in a game where failure is a part of the game kind of takes away from the experience. PP is about living with your decisions and trying to get by on those decisions in a hostile environment. Kinda undermines that when you reload an old save to undo the "mistake". But at least he's not save scumming each day to make every day a perfect one.

Only Mark would get hot chocolate for his Jalapeno eyes.

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

3 жыл бұрын

Uh no i would too

@antoniocasias5545

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 right? Sounds like a great combo 😍🥵🤤

@eternallk1ngs_57

3 жыл бұрын

He really is😂

@kingjest5257

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 You'd get hot chocolate to help after rubbing Jalapeno residue into your eyes?

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingjest5257 Ahh sure why not. I also like the flavour combination too

Markiplier: This money seems like a very obvious trap *takes it anyways* Narrator: And it was

@randomcrusader5632

3 жыл бұрын

It would have been fine if he hadn’t moved apartments, wouldn’t it?

@kuraii5170

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomcrusader5632 nah, neighbors still report you

@phasedcloak2835

3 жыл бұрын

"And at this moment, he knew. He effed up"

@jbird999cg

3 жыл бұрын

by letting the agent through your pretty much locked into one of the more worse endings. Either the ezio ending or the bad ending we'll see what he does later on.

@twilight684

3 жыл бұрын

@@jbird999cg The EZIC ending is the best ending though, if you do it right. Mark just isn't doing it right lol, so he's doomed to get a bad ending unless he completes their missions.

2:05 What Mark said: “The heat from the peños isn’t really bothering me anymore.” What subtitles thought he said: “The heat from the penis isn’t really bothering me anymore.”

@yagamil46

2 жыл бұрын

Gonorrhea! Oh ...shit *coach blows up another building*

@tangytim6699

2 жыл бұрын

@@yagamil46 shut

@shinycharizard9221

2 жыл бұрын

@@tangytim6699 👌

@UnderworldsHeiress

3 ай бұрын

In defense of the subtitles I heard the same but English is my second language so I have trouble with Mark's accent from time to time.

Mark: you need an entry permit Dude: i left before they- Mark: _TOO BAD, BYE._ *detained*

Mark: Goes to college for engineering. Also Mark: Tries to heat up cup by spraying hot water on it.

@quinton1630

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows you need to submerge the cup in hot water

@Paveway-chan

3 жыл бұрын

@@quinton1630 Or just... microwave it? Maybe Mark doesn't have one where he's saying right now or something?

@RainbowKaro

3 жыл бұрын

@@Paveway-chan most hotel rooms don't and he is quarantine

@theyeetus1428

3 жыл бұрын

@@Paveway-chan Many cups aren't microwavable.

@sleepysin9821

3 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic, I’m filled with determination

I love that Mark says he's slipping when he is performing at exactly the same level for every episode.

@karinasilva-xw3ld

3 жыл бұрын

The OF promoters have infiltrated KZread comments now 😐 literally every single comment on IG is do u think I’m cute

@Doomerang01

3 жыл бұрын

...But is that a good thing? Lol

I love how mark just eyeballs the fingerprints and is like "ya, those match up" instead of using the inspection tool. Slow clap, men, we have a genious

@pantlooner9601

2 жыл бұрын

A genious indeed

@m0rdearygos

Жыл бұрын

GUNIUS

@temporarynickname

11 ай бұрын

i do that as well lmao didnt even realize I could just inspect them

@tylisirn

4 ай бұрын

I never use inspection tool for fingerprints. They're pretty obvious when they match or don't match and the inspection tool is s-l-o-w.

Mark: I won't mess up. Mark: *Messes up immediately. Like, it's actually impressive.* Mark: Let's do the time warp again!

It's pretty crazy how Mark has made it this far without making a single mistake.

@dylanhewitt2634

3 жыл бұрын

HI🩸≥

@Kikkatar.

3 жыл бұрын

IKR? Amazing!

@ConspiciousAction

3 жыл бұрын

He made a lot of mistakes, actually.

@sftmyg4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@ConspiciousAction r/woooooooooooooooooosh

@SherbertLand

3 жыл бұрын

@@ConspiciousAction it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s the joke, and it’s right over your head

13:08 "What is the purpose of your trip?" "Transit." "Duration of stay?" "Forever." *visible confusion*

@mysteriousmemethief8598

3 жыл бұрын

You will never arrive at the truth

@vapor6454

3 жыл бұрын

_One eternity later_ Me: So, when does your ride leave?

@unholycrusader69

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysteriousmemethief8598 wha-

@Name-yv2zq

3 жыл бұрын

they like their train system

@VaasMontenegro12

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysteriousmemethief8598 Nice JoJo reference

“I’m not a masochist” *proceeds to SLAP his eyes with peño fingers and pour hot water on his hands

Look at our boy, not making a single mistake ever. I'm so proud. Glory to Arstoska

@ameliambuttoth2411

3 жыл бұрын

*Arstotzka DENIED

I love the lack of reasoning for Mark's suffering with his peño fingers.

@EndisNai

3 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic!! So cute.

@marki2262

3 жыл бұрын

I read this before I heard him say peño hands and I was so confused

@ronnithewitch3259

3 жыл бұрын

Yay normal human!

@Kyomapai

3 жыл бұрын

@@EndisNai thanks! It’s the first little emote I’ve made

So, Next episode he's gonna be talking about having too much ice cream and constantly touching his forehead in brain freeze pain

@ianalvord3903

3 жыл бұрын

Anything to make this game experience more difficult!

@tegridysoda5282

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@robertnelson9599

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianalvord3903 We should convince him to play the game drunk.

@tajhaybanks8656

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 he would die

@abby102

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertnelson9599 he can’t drink alcohol, he’d die. He had 2 heart attacks last time

The audio of Mark raging from “Getting over it” during the second intermission actually broke me 😂😭 Lixian, you genius!

Mark: "I'm rich, I don't care anymore." 5 seconds later: *shocked Pikachu face*

"I have a sharp eye for these kinds of things" Also Mark: *has gotten 18 citations*

@itsmemogul889

3 жыл бұрын

here before 1k likes

@WutDaHeill167

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsmemogul889 Do you really think I care XD

@fib7615

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsmemogul889 OMG I replied to this comment first before it blows up in popularity, I’m gonna be so popular because I was the first one to comment here!

@MikeTheFerret

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsmemogul889 imagine trying to feel validation from a reply, kinda cringe

@dylanbrewer8605

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsmemogul889 Do yourself a favor and save yourself from future cringe. People do not like these kinds of comments.

Mark: “i ate jalapeño’s” Mark: “I dont have milk i have *cream* “ Few minutes later *comes back with hot choco*

@clevercynic9882

3 жыл бұрын

you can make hot chocolate with water. Most hotels do that

@kidssnyder9680

3 жыл бұрын

@@clevercynic9882 k

@SwagSwagSenate

3 жыл бұрын

@@clevercynic9882 i do this

@sillicon8227

3 жыл бұрын

@@SwagSwagSenate just melt chocolate at that point

@SwagSwagSenate

3 жыл бұрын

@@sillicon8227 i don't have the equipment to do that, i don't live in a wealthy family like you

The second I saw Stephani Graire, I started screaming at the screen. I got even louder when he didn't recognize the name and detained her

@pantlooner9601

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

It feels like mark is living in a boat with Seagulls flying around him

“The neighbors have reported your new wealth and it has been confiscated” *distorted music plays*

@basicnoob4626

3 жыл бұрын

That actually makes no sense cause the neighbors reported that they have been getting really healthy but Mark has been feeding them all day.

@sumeyyeyldrm5031

3 жыл бұрын

@@basicnoob4626 The neighbors reported them, not the family

@ducttape9940

3 жыл бұрын

"We don't pay him enough to live without worrying every second about how much money he is making and if his family is dying of starvation. OR IF HIS ANNOYING SON IS GETTING SICK"

@kekistanimememan170

3 жыл бұрын

In east Germany suspects under investigation were told their neighbours snitched on them regardless if they did or didn’t in order to make dissident not trust anyone

@Dragon-bi6xp

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD THANKS FOR THE LIKES

i could watch mark play this game forever

@nyxx_0077

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@GridnetGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@scottallen5183

3 жыл бұрын

Bro same

@Jizzy69420

3 жыл бұрын

Saaame it's relaxing

@User-hk2ev

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"Your neighbors have reported your new wealth" That is single handedly the most *BITCH MAID* thing you could ever do

Ok now we need a video of Mark saying he never makes mistakes followed by a montage of all the mistakes never made

For some reason watching Mark not do what he's supposed to and then getting upset/confused when he gets in trouble for it is hilarious-

@bidgey

3 жыл бұрын

It's the reason the simulator videos were so great

@dimentio9833

3 жыл бұрын

@KevinBB reporting counts as hate so I’m reporting you for spam

@CheshieD

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimentio9833 not sure that counts as hate but ok

Mark: Studied to be an actual engineer Also Mark: I thought I could heat up my drink by spraying hot water on the outside of the cup but just burned my hands instead Are you fucking ok sir 😂 *EDIT: In case no one has seen it there's an INCREDIBLE short film based on this game - just youtube Papers, Please short film*

@lacytaylor1501

3 жыл бұрын

It would have made more sense to put it in hot water and just mix to spread the heat...how would you not think to do that.

@bengrogan9710

3 жыл бұрын

@@lacytaylor1501 Would have also made sense to simply start a fresh cup

@lacytaylor1501

3 жыл бұрын

@@bengrogan9710 Well he was trying to heat the cream and cocoa mix so it would incorporate properly with no access to any heat source but a kettle to heat water. He needed dairy to cool his mouth so using hot water wouldn't helped. By heating the outside of the mug in a hot water bath and stirring while its in it, he would slowly heat the cream allowing the cocoa to mix in giving him a dairy drink to soothe his mouth.

@bengrogan9710

3 жыл бұрын

@@lacytaylor1501 you can still make cocoa with water and dairy, it often works well for the exact reason of being warm - helping to loosen oils in the mouth and throat which are the cause of the uncomfortable heat

@lacytaylor1501

3 жыл бұрын

@@bengrogan9710 Ah okay, but if he didn't want to waste supplies he could've simply heated it that way too. There were a few options much smarter than soaking his own hand in hot water spray

It amazing how Mark hasn't even messed up at least a little

What I want to know is why, if they have a machine/robot thing that can tell if you incorrectly let someone in, do they need a person manning the border patrol office?

@pantlooner9601

2 жыл бұрын

YEEEES I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THE SAME THING!!!!!

Ep 1: citation edition Ep 2: cult edition Ep 3: CREAM EDITION

@marble228

3 жыл бұрын

coom

@Graphics_Card

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel: trivago

Mark not a masochist Fischbach: *Touches eyes* Mark again: “aa” *Touches eyes again*

@no_opinion1065

3 жыл бұрын

*Voice in head*: "Do It again"

@pochi2426

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@no_opinion1065

3 жыл бұрын

@7yk0 "Let me guess... Hater?"

@majordonut4022

3 жыл бұрын

@@no_opinion1065 likely just a guy with anger issues

@no_opinion1065

3 жыл бұрын

@@majordonut4022 Yea ig

It continues to astonish me how Mark plays through his career every day with zero mistakes

“‘peño fingers” is the first thing to make me laugh aloud in ages

Welcome to a series where Mark tries to survive without Amy

@ridergilwin1494

3 жыл бұрын

He won’t

@Zeyox96

3 жыл бұрын

So far he's rubbed jalepeno in his eyes and made hot coco with coffee creamer. It's going about as well as expected.

marks ADHD is setting off my ADHD in a weird way where I actually notice the discrepancies

@vesperfromtheinternet5588

3 жыл бұрын

so it's not just me! vindication!

@ryleemacdonald863

3 жыл бұрын

FOR REAL!!!!!

@pertmang197

3 жыл бұрын

he doesn't actually have ADHD, _probably_

@dmmurphy2010

3 жыл бұрын

@@pertmang197 he has an ADHD diagnosis

@ryleemacdonald863

3 жыл бұрын

@@pertmang197 he has ADD

Mark being a hot mess at the beginning is honestly pretty relatable.

13:50 - In the words of Fernando Alsonso: KARMA!

@ryanchivwara5013

7 күн бұрын

Mark was cutting too many chicanes

Mark : "I've recently eaten jalapeno peppers and my eyes are burning" Also Mark : *keeps touching his eyes with his peno hands* *Sprays hot water all over a mug he's holding to heat up hot chocolate* "I am not a masochist"

@The_White

3 жыл бұрын

"People might mistake me for some kind of a masochist"

@kaorifujimiya1358

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget the fact that he was spraying the mug with hot water and the hot water got all over his hand

@MatiNuva1724

3 жыл бұрын

You're talkin' like people haven't made mistakes before

@kaorifujimiya1358

3 жыл бұрын

@@MatiNuva1724 Mark never makes mistakes.

@MatiNuva1724

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaorifujimiya1358 I apologize.

other youtubers intros: hey what’s up guys marks intros: god dammit I just eat a jalapeño and it BURNS

@speedweed7852

3 жыл бұрын

@KevinBB what if i do nothing

@_Gingi_Berri

3 жыл бұрын

He’s *Special*

@ECODKyleskymast

3 жыл бұрын

@KevinBB Or better yet, I'll just ignore you.

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

@@speedweed7852 what a weeb

@kurko3200

3 жыл бұрын

Wdym he has a intro

Great fucking editing Lix 16:09 I was laughing for a while.

12:54 Why did that "pal" sound so... not right?

@timboslice9905

3 жыл бұрын

Higher pitch in his voice. A lighter tone compared to Mark’s usual slightly gruff voice. Broken from the rest of his words. Almost like they dubbed someone else’s voice in for that one word.

*Mark keeping the 1000$* "You don't understand what country you're in, do you ?"

@sarak6883

3 жыл бұрын

I meeeaann he already knew and said it was a trap so what's ur point lmao

@thibautisserant

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarak6883 My point is, why does he make thing harder for himself when he already looks like he's on the verge of physical suffering.

@sarak6883

3 жыл бұрын

@@thibautisserant he's a masochist?

@straypaper

3 жыл бұрын

Do the neighbors still snitch on us if we don't move to class 7?

@thibautisserant

3 жыл бұрын

@@straypaper Yep, I've tried that. Which is complete horsesh*t. You can have money and being discreet about it ! Especially in this kind of situation.

Mark: I always wanted to be a sailor. (Sqwak) F Off!!!

@Vooda88

3 жыл бұрын

Seagulls, stop it now!

@hashtags_YT

3 жыл бұрын

Foff

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

Gak bisa bhasa ingris

@EthanMeatan

3 жыл бұрын

@@rahmat4848 you good

@maddiehalloway

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vooda88 I got that reference!

The way Lixian zooms in when Mark makes a mistake is so funny, he like displays the huge mistake on the big screen like “LOOK. WRONG” lol

8:10 Mark: hey thanks for being you

Mark: Eyes are burning Also Mark: Continues to rub eyes with jalapeño hands

@jayhill8892

3 жыл бұрын

I was practically yelling at my screen "STOP TOUCHING YOUR EYES!!!"

Mark doesn't even make decisions, he just forgets what he's doing and then things happen.

@hashtag.arielbenl

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@mojavecourier6987

3 жыл бұрын

That sums up this channel lol

Mark: i just touched my eye with my halapeno hands, ooww also Mark: *proceeds to rub in halapeno in both of his eyes*

@ashleypotato8948

3 жыл бұрын

It's jalapeno but pronounce with a h

@yoshuahs999

3 жыл бұрын

Also Mark in another video: *”I’m not a masochist”*

@gh0stpuppi333

9 ай бұрын

This mf really said “halapeno”

Mark: I need to make money, my family is hungry and cold. Me: **gets stressed bc he literally could've afforded both food and heat if he downgraded his apartment**

Markiplier trying his best causes more destruction than gray still plays trying his worst.

@littledoodles06

3 жыл бұрын

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

@DCGKodi

3 жыл бұрын

i see you both are men of the ages

@KyleGD

3 жыл бұрын

ayyy graystillplays

@hectichive889

3 жыл бұрын

AAALRIGHT!

@aztecthegrim6634

3 жыл бұрын

All mark is missing is A FULL LIQUOR BAR~

You can move to class 8 dwellings and you’ll actually receive 75 credits

@leebustamante4737

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more thumbs up lol. He just missed it on the previous day and he's about to miss it again today.

@leebustamante4737

3 жыл бұрын

@@Victor_Graves But doesn't he usually go "Let me know in the comments" in some of his videos D:

@mantaskraskauskas9745

3 жыл бұрын

It dosen't matter, he'll get arrested the next day i think

@fordsrest

3 жыл бұрын

i think this is pre recorded. this might be his 14 day quarantine room, so he cant read these as he plays

@llgg9744

3 жыл бұрын

@@mantaskraskauskas9745 He corrected himself by going back and letting Stephani through so I think he's okay now

I love how they edited out Mark being given the pennant, so suddenly it's just there with no explanation 😂

3:00 Idk why I love this part, the fact that his voice is all muffled.

I love the way the editing points out the mistakes a second before mark realises

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

Gak bisa bahasa ingris

@danceswithdirt7197

3 жыл бұрын

I think Lixian's got a mandate to showcase Mark's over-zealousness.

@nicholasgardner3685

3 жыл бұрын

0000

are we really surprised about all of Mark's poor decisions here this is the man who bought lefty because he was 5 dollars

Mark: *eats jalapenos before a recording, touches eyes multiple times after saying that it hurts, and sprays hot water on his hands while trying to heat up hot chocolate* Also Mark: iM nOt A mAsOcHiSt!

I love how he zooms in on all of his mistakes, it's hilarious!

Mark solved his tounge hurting by having such an assanine idea that the pain just went away. He had an idea so bad that it all worked itself out, unrelated to his best efforts. I wish life was like that

@fenn_fren

3 жыл бұрын

He's like that comedic protagonist who keeps walking into very obvious traps but they always just very narrowly miss him.

@straypaper

3 жыл бұрын

Actually warm drinks are known to reduce pain from the vanilloid (chili) nociceptor by stimulating the heat thermoreceptor resulting in downregulation of said nociceptor. The idea is impeccable. It's just the execution that's... fumbling. TL;DR: If spicy make pain, add heat. Pain will spike like hell for one second but will go away immediately.

@Samus11111

3 жыл бұрын

@@straypaper The assanine idea wasn't the hot drink, it was 1) making hot chocolate with pure coffee cream 2) trying to heat the cream by blasting the cup with hot water on one side 3) holding said cup while basting the side with hot water.

I love that mark kept complaining about his eyes hurting from the jalepeños but then continues to rub his eyes

@arlenfreeman3439

3 жыл бұрын

It's reflexive--you can't help but rub your eyes when they're irritated.

@Deathfang-rz1fs

3 жыл бұрын

With the very tips of his fingers

14:09 “Well... ain’t that a bitch...”

Mark has £5: I have no money Mark now has £0: Nevermind we are all good

(Sorry I fucked it up) I love the weird scary Doo do dooooooOOOO music that comes on when someone weird shows up at his booth

@darklord884

3 жыл бұрын

In a lot of cases these people aren't even weird. Calensk is a pretty nice guy and the man who gives you his card telling you to give it to engineers is also a friendly person in the end.

@nocontact_eddie

3 жыл бұрын

That makes me wanna shit myself

@whydoesmeexiss2883

3 жыл бұрын

W e

@Mecal21

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklord884 but it is out of the ordinary if you haven't played the game

@gayfrog6015

3 жыл бұрын

@@darklord884 I mean strange new characters who have unknown intentions when you first meet them I'm not hating I'm trying to make joke don't shit on me pplllssss

Markiplier: I'm not a masochist. Also Markiplier: I just had spicy peppers before streaming and I sprayed hot water on my hand.

... So am I the only one that just alternated food and heat for my family each day to save more money?

"I have not made any mistakes" has that same energy as Pewd's "Zero deaths"

Hey guys, he didn't ask us for our papers in the beginning! Everyone come in!

@Zack_Zander

3 жыл бұрын

10:00 FOR KOLECHIA!

@ghastlygavin

3 жыл бұрын

HAHA YES *BRINGS IN THE BOMBS*

@sargentwill570

3 жыл бұрын

Wait so i didn't need to forge these papers... well then

@yeppsii171

3 жыл бұрын

Certified jorgi moment

@phasedcloak2835

3 жыл бұрын

Just say: THE ORDER KNOWS

Mark, touches his eyes with his jalapeno fingers: Owww Also Mark: RUBS HIS BURNING EYES WITH JALAPENO FINGERS

@kanati1133

3 жыл бұрын

Also also mark: I'm not a masochist guys, I'm just testing my tolerance for rubbing my jalapeño fingers in my eyes

“People might mistake me for some kind of a masochist” - Markiplier Also Markiplier: *eats jalapeños casually*

Mark: **has absolutely no money to lose, his whole family is deadsick and he stands there with 5 bucks left** Also Mark: **proceeds to buy completely unnecessary upgrade for 5 bucks** Me: *STONKS**

@apersonwhocantmoveitmoveit7688

Жыл бұрын

*BUSINESS IS BOOMING*

If seagulls do not make some sort of feature in "A Heist with Markiplier II", I would be very surprised.

@kwolf6523

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah bro like at 3:04 it sounds interesting. I think it's involved with something

@Raddahgon

3 жыл бұрын

@@kwolf6523 that dialogue is actually from when Mark played "Getting Over It with Bennet Foddy"(I don't remember the guys name lol)

@commandergull8188

3 жыл бұрын

somebody called

@Naurdagnor

3 жыл бұрын

@@commandergull8188 Your soldiers are annoying my boy, could you try "gulling" them off? Thanks in advance.

@commandergull8188

3 жыл бұрын

@@Naurdagnor *no no I dont think i will*

I can't explain how fast my brain went "DOPAMINE!!!"

@vo1cano707

3 жыл бұрын

@KevinBB shut up chain

@Kraumyke

3 жыл бұрын

@KevinBB shut up

@victo3263

3 жыл бұрын

@KevinBB shut up no one asked.

@the.muffin

3 жыл бұрын

sameeeeeeeeeee (but also shut up chain)

@InvalidNote

3 жыл бұрын

Same

15:31 “Maybe you should not have come” “Watch yo tone”

I love Lixian's random Seagull breaks

“I don’t wanna pour myself a glass of *cream* , but I’m debating pouring myself a glass of *cream* .” Thank you, this is the most I’ve laughed in awhile.

@miapotvin3396

3 жыл бұрын

Best beginning to a video ever lol

@redninjakitty14neko26

3 жыл бұрын

im puttign my like in the commetns

I hope the engineer was kind enough to give the recruiter a call on the walk over to blowing up the guards so that Mark gets his 5 currency bonus

@orange7153

3 жыл бұрын

He was considering not blowing himself up, thinking he could start a new life. But he remained loyal to his homeland, and blew himself up to kill exactly 3 border guards.

"you do not make mistakes" yep

the first microwave was made in 1955. . People before 1955: *Sprays hot water on the side of container*

Mark's videos: Tons of adhd, insanity and marks stories of the stupid things he's done Mark: "Just another day in Canada."

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

Gak bisa bahasa ingris

markiplier: i should be ok (literally 30 seconds later) :pain:

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear zoma

@bacon_haired_dude7050

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku 😐

@bacon_haired_dude7050

3 жыл бұрын

@KevinBB 😐

Mark: I shouldn’t be touching my eyes literally 10 seconds later Mark is still rubbing his eyes.

> complains about touching his eyes with his jalopeno hands. > proceeds to keep touching his eyes with his jalopeno hands

Mark, touching his eyes repeatedly with his ‘peno hands Me, screaming “stop touching your eyes” repeatedly Mark, not stopping

@tangytim6699

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think he can hear you

@kittybun8845

Жыл бұрын

Ah, it burns. Maybe I can rub it out with my hands

Marks kombucha girl reaction to the hot chocolate was priceless. 👌

Marks method of making hot chocolate is the perfect representation of my problem solving skills

Markiplier: has problems with Jalapeños. Me in thick Russian accent: Peppers Please

@I_Am_Very_Scary

3 жыл бұрын

*sigh* god damn it.

Ah yes, the missing Unus Annus Episode: "Playing Papers Please But We've Set Our Mouths On Fire"

@dundun26

3 жыл бұрын

i believe u

@aquadraco20

3 жыл бұрын

Did you ever watch his playthrough where he ate super hot hot sauce with an ice cream scoop? That was a ride.

@draegongaming3103

3 жыл бұрын

that channel doesn't exist (wink)

@alexylophoney

3 жыл бұрын

what's Unus Annus? :,)

@scarychy8729

3 жыл бұрын

no that would’ve been such a good title 😭

For the first few minutes, Mark's brain is just utter chaos

The sip into the YOOOOOO into the Hey~ and then the most wholesome laugh really did it for me

mark, insistently: I SWEAR I'm not a masochist also mark, for no reason: *eats singularly Jalapenos as a snack*

@saphirebandit93

3 жыл бұрын

He just wants to see if he can take it

@Retro_Red

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you want pickled 'peñoes

@randomizer368

3 жыл бұрын

I like pickled 'peños

@zazi5305

3 жыл бұрын

Dude they taste so friggin' good, though - I would get those big aluminum jars of 'em just to snack on throughout the day because I really just enjoyed their taste