X-RAY ABUSE | Papers Please - Part 4
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“Crayons? That’s a whole day’s worth of rent! I SHOT A DUDE TODAY!” Markiplier, 2021
@Zorgdub
3 жыл бұрын
And the part that's priceless is that the kid is going to use those crayons to make a drawing of Mark shooting that dude.
@nameless44421
3 жыл бұрын
The words he says is random
@ashleyr6809
3 жыл бұрын
I COULD HAVE GIVEN YOU SOME RED! Yeesh. 🤣
@bradfrankshaw
3 жыл бұрын
Dying.... XD clearly the signs of a man under pressure ready to explode... it's Markipliers version of Falling Down
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
@@B0o0o0o0o0o Think of it this way. To them, $30 pays for an above-average apartment. And these crayons are $25.. that's like spending over a *_thousand_* dollars on crayons in America. The fuck are these crayons made of?
Everyone else: "I don't have any contraband" Jorji: "IS DRUGS! :)'
@genericname2747
3 жыл бұрын
Jorji is an honest man.
@BlueInkAlchemy
3 жыл бұрын
Jorji is precious and must be protected at all costs.
@feef1699
3 жыл бұрын
jorji is so dumb and i love him
@BubbaBearGames
3 жыл бұрын
@@feef1699 He is the Little Potato Man!
@verager2493
3 жыл бұрын
And that honesty, combined with highly reasonable bribes for the trouble, is what gets Jorji into Aristotska. That and always having a good attitude when he messes up. Never once has a bad word to say about you, he knows you have a job to do, and that money talks. Glory to Potato Man.
Watching Mark yell at his fictional son about wanting expensive crayons for a whole ass minute, then proceeding to buy it anyway was the most dad thing I've ever seen from him. Even moreso than all the "Impor" jokes
@amirmokrane366
2 жыл бұрын
Yes!! I was dying of laughter at that part lol
@CaLypSO4456
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he bought it tho that was so sweet😊
@zkingsalsa
2 жыл бұрын
the dad jokes ate still impor-tant tho.
@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer
2 жыл бұрын
@@zkingsalsa Hopefully they're not *Impor* taste.
@zkingsalsa
2 жыл бұрын
@@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer *applause*
The Virgin Mark: "OH NO THERES A BOMB" The Chad Border Officer: "What a piece of shit, a simpleton created this."
@AMonkeyBoy-mc3sd
11 ай бұрын
"Bullshit, I need to earn money today."
Most of Mark’s playthrough of this game can be summed up in the sentence “I don't make the rules, and if you bribe me, I don't enforce them either”
@rbmac110
3 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@rvrcn
3 жыл бұрын
oh damn i was the 1,000th like
@heeehahahah
3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@tingledinkle
3 жыл бұрын
@@rvrcn oh damn nobody kinda care
@Ultrakilltree
3 жыл бұрын
True enough
I can just imagine mark in an actual booth just yelling out to the line "give me bribes then we'll see" in front of all the guards who don't give a shit cause they just wanna get paid and go home
@l0sts0ul89
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@straypaper
3 жыл бұрын
Also because he's the only competent shot within 500 miles radius and he saves their lives from suicide bombers every other day.
@evannesbitt7852
3 жыл бұрын
@@thefinale8855 what
@robertolebron2296
3 жыл бұрын
Make sure to tell mark in the comment section to remove the poster next day because the inspector is coming
@verager2493
3 жыл бұрын
Minimum wage simulator, literally.
I find it hilarious that the guard was insulting the bomb while Mark was freaking out like "OH GOD WHAT DO I DO?"
@achaeanmapping4408
3 жыл бұрын
It was such a stupid fucking bomb
@bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788
3 жыл бұрын
Who makes a bomb so easy to disarm that some KZreadr can do it while panicking?
@zavaraninoveuhorky
3 жыл бұрын
Truly amateur shit-ass bomb, we disarmed it under 1 minute
@kamikazesopp
3 жыл бұрын
What I like most is that the dude who wanted engineers apparently got 4 calls, despite the first guy blew himself up.
@ricksanchez5584
3 жыл бұрын
@@kamikazesopp some passerguy found a random card, near a bomber, and thought, sure, this is a fine idea
I'm more impressed by the fact that Mark is managing to keep his balance good while paying for heat and food everyday
@laurinha2892
3 жыл бұрын
With the power of bribes
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
He's not going to have the money to evacuate, though. Better hope he goes 100% with EZIC if he wants a good ending.
@teavo3808
3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo Evacuate?!?! Spoilers
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
@@teavo3808 You CAN, you don't have to, and I doubt Mark will.
@capriccio9294
3 жыл бұрын
@@teavo3808 The game has been out since 2013...
I find it funny that some dude comes in and drops in a bomb, and the guard dude just comes in and is like, "The fuck is this? They barely even tried."
@t.foxtrot8429
3 жыл бұрын
@Muscleman8562 no one cares
@iamthehype3684
3 жыл бұрын
I guess he's seen some shit, and has become desensitized to such things.
@t.foxtrot8429
3 жыл бұрын
@@iamthehype3684 right? Seen people get blown up all the time and a border booth worker who’s a better shot than the guards
@barry8871
3 жыл бұрын
probably an expert Minesweepers
@galaxion2857
3 жыл бұрын
its even funnier when you realize he was right. a bomb that has clear instructions on how to disable it.
That guard is such a G. Dude just singlehandly saved over half of everybody at the checkpoint by calling the bomb a piece of crap. He even sold it.
@godammichael
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah just rub it in their face
@Gemcy
3 жыл бұрын
Must be a retired defuser or smth
@MrBadAtThisYT
3 жыл бұрын
That’s my new head canon now. Dude is a retired bomb defusal expert
@sovietstar6703
3 жыл бұрын
Kinda worrying how many times he’s probably had to deal with it-
@iaml2348
3 жыл бұрын
@@sovietstar6703 he's done it so much it's numb to him
I like contrasting how Mark and Jack play. Jack - I'm going to get everything right!! Mark - Please. Go away.
@NicholasSteMarie
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kay-lei5 tbf that’s how most people played
@richinluv07
2 жыл бұрын
Mark has a _different_ set of morals.
Mark: * gets live bomb from terrorist * Guard: "this is the shittiest bomb I have ever seen" Mark: * defuses bomb * Guard: * continues to insult bomb *
I love how people become so fond of Little Potato Man and just let him go on his little drug-potato way.
@misslockwood6530
3 жыл бұрын
Little potato man! *You were always my favorite.*
@marieindia8116
3 жыл бұрын
A statement on how warped morals are today.
@space7939
3 жыл бұрын
@@marieindia8116 And how is that?
@jessicayomo8665
3 жыл бұрын
He's everyone's favorite. :D
@jessicayomo8665
3 жыл бұрын
@@marieindia8116 It's a simple border control game. Relax Karen. XD
Mark screaming at his child for those 25 dollar crayons is just a different kind of funny.
@derefew343
3 жыл бұрын
indeed lol
@gergthegoblin
3 жыл бұрын
He still got them tho
@Zhtrik
3 жыл бұрын
Seagull Noises
@fromunderthecorkdre
3 жыл бұрын
fr and he still got them for him
@jerico.b
3 жыл бұрын
And then buying it anyway
When Mark started talking about the crayons, I honestly thought he was going to start off by saying “When I was younger, I was too poor to afford crayons...”
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
Think of it this way. To them, $30 pays for an above-average apartment. And these crayons are $25.. that's like spending over a *_thousand_* dollars on crayons in America. The fuck are these crayons made of?
@xjessie_drawsx
11 ай бұрын
@@Alizudoart supplies do be like that nowadays
@fangurkseraph
2 ай бұрын
@@Alizudo you don't pay rent everyday in america tho. 25x30 is 750. imagine paying only 750 dollars rent for an apartment housing you, your wife, your son and your uncle.
Pewds: Not caring about his son at all, even though he is sick. Mark: Ok, I guess u could have those crayons. Happy birthday son. I'm so happy to have you in my life.
@jaredramirez5876
2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Jack: Oh you're cold sick and hungry? I don't give a shit
It's hard NOT to like our little potato man, Jorji. His attitude is just so positive and friendly ALL of the time, and he's honest about the drugs.
@jaspertyler4557
3 жыл бұрын
He also tells you about how you can escape to obristan, and gives you his passport to help.
@MrMarket1987
3 жыл бұрын
He does get very pissed at you if you deny him passage when he DOES have the proper papers and isn't being screened for contraband though.
@coffee-with-sprats
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMarket1987 I believe that everyone would be pissed in this situation.
@highasduck5282
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMarket1987 i mean...what would you expect though lol
@loganlee3742
3 жыл бұрын
Its also hilarious how he is proud of getting caught with illegal contraband and casually bribing a government officials.
Mark yelled at the son about the crayons with the fury of 50 dads who just felt the thermostat get adjusted.
@Darkmisterss0621
3 жыл бұрын
I like to think his neighbors heard this and thought “wow what a spoiled (non existent) kid”
@charlyduong2896
3 жыл бұрын
Art kids can relate to the expensive $25 crayons lmaooo
@msfeistybabe
3 жыл бұрын
@@charlyduong2896 Now they call them Copic markers? LOL. I only guess this from watching Jazza and his art channel :) lol
@arteriole
3 жыл бұрын
@@msfeistybabe I'm not sure on which planet you'd find a decent sized set of Copic markers for as cheap as $25, haha. (Though for any people interested reading this, if you know someone travelling to Japan or will be visiting there yourself after the pandemic restrictions lift, then take that as an opportunity to pick up Copics there. They go for around 200 yen apiece in Tokyu, dirt cheap compared to everywhere else.)
@msfeistybabe
3 жыл бұрын
@@arteriole Well I haven't bought any so I don't know exact prices. I just know they sell different sized sets and that Copic are what Jazza likes and has many lol. I figured it might be small, like a 4 marker set HAHAHA ;)
17:19 Mark : *sees drugs on Jorji* *Sigh* "Ok, you're not a threat, just go, man" "I like you, Just go" Mark actually feels like an actual human border patrol, he feeds and warms his family everyday, he actually bought gifts for his son's birthday, he makes human mistakes, this is an overall genuine playthrough
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
The best way to play the game is to accept bribes. It's the only way to make enough money to survive
7:03 "...Overweight, According to who?" THANK YOU MARK that lil weird comment made my day
@GucciBoy31
2 жыл бұрын
Wdym just look at her
@HKlink
Жыл бұрын
Overweight, according to @@GucciBoy31!
@st4rdyy
2 ай бұрын
@@HKlink "gucci boy" 💀💀 checks out
markiplier: **has a bomb on his desk** that blue guy: “ _o h_ 👩🏻🦲“
@enomly8360
3 жыл бұрын
That blue guy: That's the worse bomb I've ever seen, take care of it, bye byeee
@nothing-mm8ui
3 жыл бұрын
just a bomb made by some n00b, doesn't even have a display. Just cut the wires in the order the noob put them in -blue dude
@averagecat4220
3 жыл бұрын
Just another day at the border
@_pleasedonotthecat_
3 жыл бұрын
@@nothing-mm8ui Fun fact: On his wiki page, If you click on where he says "simple mind" (In the sentence "A simple mind created this."), it takes you to the Kolechia page.
@davidbest1641
3 жыл бұрын
I love this series but Noone ever plays it all the way thru
"I shot a dude today, I could've got you some red" Mark being thoughtful as usual
@antonyalexpro6957
3 жыл бұрын
you are like the duke (merchant) in resident evil 8, YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
@iqceo4276
3 жыл бұрын
he is truly the best
@Binsas
3 жыл бұрын
@@rahmat4848 thanks for telling him that he likes anime if that is an insult then its a bad one
@Wick291
3 жыл бұрын
How to get a massive amount of likes quickly 101 Step 1: Be ‘Just Some Guy without a Mustache’ or ‘Justin Y.’ Or ‘Ray Mak’. Step 2: Say *a n y t h i n g* Step 3: Wait.
@rahmat4848
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wick291 or write this comment
I can't believe this guy has fed and heated the whole house every single day
@Ardorstorm
2 жыл бұрын
He's turned the heat off a couple times, but that's really it
"learn to adapt with the tools that you have child!" -Markiplier 2021
Mark seems to neglect his family a lot less than most people who play this game, he actually feeds them and keeps them warm every night
@crystaljiang5976
3 жыл бұрын
Mark's groundbreaking strategy of having a side guide and speeding through with uncertainty has allowed him to feed his family
@jaspertyler4557
3 жыл бұрын
Also he is still in a level 7 apartment when there is literally no reason to go level 7 over level 8.
@tonystigvils7358
3 жыл бұрын
I think he sucks
@LordVader1094
3 жыл бұрын
It's not neglect, it's preserving income. If you pay for everything every day, eventually you run out of money and EVERYONE starves.
@toastytoast9800
3 жыл бұрын
tbh, he probably doesn't know he doesn't need to feed them every day
Mark judging characters: “You ain’t bald. Okay, maybe you are.” “Dark hair. Is this what you call dark hair?” “Well, I don’t like your face.” “Woah, we got friccin Jason trying to cross abroad here.” “Is this you?”
@misterflamingo
3 жыл бұрын
The "is this you" question is really annoying. So much pressure to be yourself... 😂🤌🏻
@YoutubeChannel-pd2xf
3 жыл бұрын
read this as i got to the Jason part of the video 😅
@Vin-sv9fm
3 жыл бұрын
My dude needs to read the definition of character
@claranadine1086
3 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo 😂
@starmallows
3 жыл бұрын
He also said a character was bug eyed lol
Mark: spends a whole minute berating his son for wanting such an expensive crayon set Also Mark: buys them anyway because he's a good dad
"You got all the colors of the rainbow inside your body! You just gotta extract it!" This sounds like a quote from a villain of either an indie horror game or a comic book.
@LadyOnikara
6 ай бұрын
Or a My Little Pony movie.
Mark: *has a bomb on his desk* Guard: *"Oh. Hah."*
@lydiaisstillstrange
3 жыл бұрын
@@rahmat4848 Bruh
@xReedzZx
3 жыл бұрын
how - how do I see you all the time in the comments xD
@rhawkas2637
3 жыл бұрын
Guard: "is n00b bomb lolololol can haz plz?" XD
@jockeyfield1954
3 жыл бұрын
@@rahmat4848 6 year old sorry, i was just judging you off your pfp, something that shouldn't be an accurate source to judge someone off as it shows so little about one's own personality
@AngelWingsYT
3 жыл бұрын
mark: dude gotta evacuate guard: nah fam just cut the wires in order no pressure
Mark's son got that 100 color Crayola crayon set with the built in sharpener. He's gonna be the king of kindergarten now
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
I...I actually had that set when I was in kindergarten..
@jmhardy4612
3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo were you ruler of the kindergarten?
@Wolvenskorn
3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo lowkey kinda jealous ngl lol
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
@@jmhardy4612 Not exactly, but I did get TONS of other kids asking to use the sharpener LOL
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wolvenskorn I low-key still wish I had those crayons
You gotta be a sharp sniper shooter and be meticulous to details to play this game.
@philipcapasso667
3 жыл бұрын
You are everywere
@espanoldarelljohannr.4195
3 жыл бұрын
How did I get here???
@baranguvenakturk3570
3 жыл бұрын
Especially later in the game
@krittikapaul355
2 жыл бұрын
your dp from a distance looks like robert california
The whole time mark was talking about the expensive crayons I thought he was gonna say “well I was poor as a kid…”
the detanor man is such a chil dude. not only does he not give a shit about a bomb he sells that shit for parts and get paid then splits it. what a legend
@fivestarguy100
3 жыл бұрын
It's made even better that the guard actively shit-talks the bomb while you're defusing it.
@galaxion2857
3 жыл бұрын
@@fivestarguy100 in all honesty when explained it, it was super simple
@travelsizedarchie
3 жыл бұрын
@@galaxion2857 Jesus I thought I was having a stroke
@galaxion2857
3 жыл бұрын
@@travelsizedarchie really lmao. Hope your better now.
@travelsizedarchie
3 жыл бұрын
@@galaxion2857 I hope you are too
Imagine when mark have a son: Son: Dad, i want an expensive crayon set Mark: When i was a kid, i was so poor-
@conficturaincarnatus1034
3 жыл бұрын
Then proceeds to buy it anyway, but not without suffering the long long tale first
@jetstreamsam5983
3 жыл бұрын
I DREW WITH MY OWN BLOOD!
@shradicle8576
3 жыл бұрын
@@rahmat4848 whats wrong with being a weeb? Thats like calling someone gay as an insult.
@coffee-with-sprats
3 жыл бұрын
Also Mark: I own 4 (or 5 ? i don't remember) ovens !
@rbmac110
3 жыл бұрын
@@coffee-with-sprats 'twas five
8:56 Sergio : *being a decent human being and an ok border guard* Mark : "hey that's nice, you're nice, you're probably gonna die, but I'm gonna keep you safe, my friend" *[Game Will Remember That]* *[Everyone Will Remember That]*
Mark: **points at Sergiu** “Who the hell are you?” Me: **sniffs** “An old friend.” Edit: I’ve played for so long (like 4 years) and never knew what that EZIC slip was and after rejecting the EZIC person I would wonder why the guy would get mad at me. I always thought it was a 2 not a Z
@DPLoverness
3 жыл бұрын
I've played the game so much as well and always thought of that slip as the "they'll know what to do with it" or to wait for someone to take it from me. When Mark put it on the passport, I was like "oh cool! It fits!" Then when he said "Oh it probably spells Ezic" i was like "..... it prob what" And YES. A DEAR FRIEND. TAKEN TOO SOON AWAY FROM HIS LOVE
Markiplier telling his kid to adapt and draw with a rock is just him speaking from experience
@xx_purgatorium_xx6027
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, he was too poor to afford rocks. Only dirt...
@masonmorgan6998
3 жыл бұрын
@@xx_purgatorium_xx6027 she was referring to the butt rock story he told.
@masonmorgan6998
3 жыл бұрын
@@xx_purgatorium_xx6027 she? He? Idk, there’s no signifier.
@xx_purgatorium_xx6027
3 жыл бұрын
@@masonmorgan6998 shhhhhhhh that's what they want you to believe
@xx_purgatorium_xx6027
3 жыл бұрын
@@masonmorgan6998 also if you are ever unsure of someone's pronouns i think its always best to just say 'they':)
imagine getting shot by markiplier then hearing him laugh like a maniac
@thibautisserant
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the guy having his passport examined during this.
@thepizzatime3502
3 жыл бұрын
@@thibautisserant fun
@jeremiahwigginton4999
3 жыл бұрын
LOL XD
@galaxion2857
3 жыл бұрын
Seto kaiba intensifies
@isoniazidsive
3 жыл бұрын
@@ere1 its a tranquilizer dart broski
"I shot a guy today, i could have given you some red" - Markiplier, 2021.
I've watch many other KZreadr played this game, and so far mark is the only one that keeping his family warm and eat well. It's warm my heart :] even tho it just a game
@lapislazuli06
2 жыл бұрын
He even got his kid an expensive crayon set, after he ranted about how much they are ❤😀
“I don’t make the rules. I don’t even enforce them half the time.” -markiplier2021
@slug9378
3 жыл бұрын
@Muscleman8562 thats not a good thing
I love that nice little man who keeps trying to get through. Mark is like, “What is that strapped to the back of your leg?” And he’s like, “It’s drugs! 😄 you want some?”
@colecube8251
3 жыл бұрын
jorji is the best character in the game 100%
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, potato man.
@oalnplayer5395
3 жыл бұрын
cocaina
@carrie9437
3 жыл бұрын
I think he's great. I also wondered if he's the "man in red" who the lady from The Order thinks is not a threat.
@nevarelixe3963
3 жыл бұрын
@@carrie9437 no. shes giving a hint to another quest.
Markiplier looks like he is withholding the urge to sing I'm a Goofy Goober.
Anyone else lowkey expect a citation to appear after every encounter or just me?
@Ardorstorm
2 жыл бұрын
He's getting better, at least
@user-zm2vp6eu9d
10 ай бұрын
in like the first or second episode
i love how jorji just openly admits to smuggling drugs and proceeds to roll a perfect charisma to get past
@ni__wolf143
3 жыл бұрын
nat 20 damn
@Alizudo
3 жыл бұрын
I would like your comment, but then I saw your profile picture EDIT: Their picture has since been changed.
@Whazzupie
3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo That's about as shallow as you can get, beyond even mentioning the fact; as if anyone would care :Y
@prest01
3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo im a shitpost channel, hope that explains it
@ultrabell517
3 жыл бұрын
@@Alizudo unfathomably based
"I grew up poor we couldn't afford crayons let alone paper to draw on" -Mark _probably_
@quinton1630
3 жыл бұрын
“We used to warm a rock with our butts, then we’d cook food on the warm rock. My dad used to warm the butt rock in the morning” “Alexa call dad” “Dad not found in your contacts” o _o . _ .
@aicrowIey
3 жыл бұрын
@@quinton1630 his dad died when Mark was 19 if thats what youre confused abt
@nayaritsoleil7929
3 жыл бұрын
@@aicrowIey They're making a reference to Unus Annus
@aicrowIey
3 жыл бұрын
@@nayaritsoleil7929 yep ik i watched it all and still have access to the vids lol
@fickletooth
3 жыл бұрын
@@aicrowIey wait, that's illegal
Inspector : its clearly stamped there Also inspector : (stamped reason right on top of the denial)
‘You could've burnt a piece of wood and used it as a charcoal crayon’ I'm surprised he didn't bring up how poor he was as a child
I love how jack was beyond sad when his little potato man got caught with drugs but mark was like give me a cut of the profits and we're good
@annana6098
3 жыл бұрын
Mark seems to have picked up one of the themes of the game, that you don't get paid enough to survive, so you start creatively acquiring money in any way that doesn't get you in too much trouble. When you play this way, Potato man becomes a good friend and is always safe to let in and will help you later if you fail the rebels storyline. Jack tried to play loyal to the government, which I guess is probably the most common way for a first play through.
@colecube8251
3 жыл бұрын
@@annana6098 I love how you two are calling him potato man LMAO
@slowbrodragon6951
3 жыл бұрын
"Noo potato man, you were always my favorite!"
@opticpower7542
3 жыл бұрын
@@annana6098 and that’s why he became king of arstotzka
@barry8871
3 жыл бұрын
@@annana6098 jack try to help the Order but fail their tasks so he turn his back to them, I was hoping he would get the Ezic ending tho 😂
My fav part about this series is the consistent body positivity Mark radiates. From the “YOU DONT KNOW THAT!” and being uncomfortable asking someone’s gender, to the “Overweight? According to who?” comment and its heartwarming to me.
14:35 "I shot a dude today" ngl I thought Mark's gonna say "dont think I won't do the same thing to you!"
Damn the security guard didn't even flinch at the bomb Mark had. What a badass
@werefoxhun3839
3 жыл бұрын
Like your profile pic doge
@sneakyninja3704
3 жыл бұрын
@@werefoxhun3839 Another Doge! hurrah!
@salottin
3 жыл бұрын
And also lets the guy defuse it with little instructions
@HydroSheep
3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Wakefield thats what my dad calls me
@suelthekidd
3 жыл бұрын
@@HydroSheep Tuff 🤣
terrorist: gives inspector an active bomb Guard: *"oh, hah."*
@AngelWingsYT
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile mark: WE HAVE TO EVALUATE WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS OMG PLEASE TAKE THIS FROM ME HELP
@AngelWingsYT
3 жыл бұрын
@Ez Abrar 👍 remember kiddies! Check out the bomb n deactivate it yourself no need to bother bomb squads
Mark telling his son how to gather colors instead of wasting money on crayons was the best parenting moment I´ve ever seen
The kid needs crayons.... When Mark was a kid he had to cook on a butt stone..... oh how times have changes 😫😫😫
“What are these crayons?! I shot a dude today, I can get you the red!” JESUS MARK
@Zayindjejfj
3 жыл бұрын
Mark would be a firm, yet loving father. Mostly firm though.
@redtheraider2227
3 жыл бұрын
R/technicallythetruth
@diegopeart
3 жыл бұрын
"and you can stuff yourself with food, and then you puke, then you get GREEN." ROFLCOPTER
That moment you realize that crayons are worth more than the life of the guy mark shot the same day.
@orange7153
3 жыл бұрын
@Eric Lane it is
@Rahul_Sastry
3 жыл бұрын
If you know A certain ending, it sure doesn't kill a man.
@GBS4893
3 жыл бұрын
He was tranquilized though. He'll die later on.
"if i was able to give him a card it must be all good" the literal first engineer he gave a card to blew himself up lmao
@smam9571
4 ай бұрын
sorry to reply to an old comment but i think it might have just been a weird cut in the video? the engineer was from united fed and the bomber said “for kolechia”, then messof said he got 4 calls which would be a bit difficult if 1/4 was dead lol. engineers will always have the correct papers in messof’s window of time (though sometimes theyll say the wrong visit purpose or duration) so yea lol
I love Jorji. "It's not weapons, it's drugs!" That's way better, man.
what we learned from this episode: Mark's virtual son has an expensive taste for crayola.
@coffee-with-sprats
3 жыл бұрын
Biting crayons do be like: "MmMmMm, tAsTie" *munch-crunch*
@jessethehappyguy
3 жыл бұрын
He will be a great Marine one day
@didtlfk
3 жыл бұрын
Well he would’ve asked for rose art crayons if they WORKED
@Wildfire201X_LIVE
3 жыл бұрын
A budding artist
@rogueteck
3 жыл бұрын
He inhales the fumes
Mark: "If I gave him a card it must be good" The last time he gave an engineer a card: "FOR KOLECHIAAAAA" *boom*
@kitsunami7251
3 жыл бұрын
They actually answered differently to the card than the other engineers, though
Imagine showing the rules to someone who's carrying explosives, and yell him: "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT??!?!?"
Dimitri is the perfect portrait of every congressman ever: "A bomb?" "WHAT ABOUT THE ECONOMY?!" "I mean... MY ECONOMY!"
@genghiskhan4883
3 жыл бұрын
i think his name is calensk but im not sure
@quentincoetzee4313
3 жыл бұрын
@@genghiskhan4883 It is Calensk. Dimitri is actually the name of the MOA supervisor.
“I don’t like ur tone” “Oh yeah *well i don’t like your face* “ *Now turn towards the scanner*
"You have all the colors of the rainbow inside ur body, u just have to extract them!" - Markiplier 2021
@shortberry_strawcake3877
3 жыл бұрын
Iconic
“I don’t make the rules. In fact I don’t even enforce them half the time.”
Gotta love that most of the series so far is us watching him replay through parts because he messed up
Mark: "Dang that's a lot for crayons!" Also Mark: buys the crayons
@quinton1630
3 жыл бұрын
Mark: “THIS IS A WHOLE MONTH’S RENT! What kind of crayons are these?!” Also Mark: buys the crayons for his son He’s got ultimate dad energy.
@carsonfujita-turnbull4549
3 жыл бұрын
Parent logic
@pineappleparty1624
3 жыл бұрын
As an adult, I still get excited looking at the overkill crayon kits at the store.
@lapislazuli06
3 жыл бұрын
And after that whole rant 😂
@CaLypSO4456
2 жыл бұрын
Awww that was sweet tho….
All of this just makes me _really_ happy that Mark isn't in charge of home security. "You're a drug dealer? Sure you can come in, I like you."
@AngelWingsYT
3 жыл бұрын
now now he wont let a drug dealer in....unless bribed
@willdavis3802
3 жыл бұрын
That's Exactly how homeland security is run.
@thecasuallife363
3 жыл бұрын
"You're not a threat"
@rafhaelgonzales3436
3 жыл бұрын
but hey its potato guy
@coffee-with-sprats
3 жыл бұрын
@@rafhaelgonzales3436 Potato guy gang !
This has probably been said a million times now, but my God, Lixian is just such an amazing editor. Mark's videos are legit so much more entertaining because of him.
"I SHOT A DUDE TODAY!" 14:30 had me cracking up
"If my son becomes a priest do I call him son or father" -Father.
@benedettachiappini8617
3 жыл бұрын
Him-
@otakukun1755
3 жыл бұрын
ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢᶜʳᶦᵇᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗ...🌯
@cornonthecob3051
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lisakanzira6765
3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, time to think about this for the rest of the night :'D
@ptrq3743
3 жыл бұрын
Can someone assist me in sabotaging geegeetee?
I know we're used to it by now, but man does Lixian do a good job editing these. The part at 18:15 where music slows to a stop when Mark gets suspicious and then gets back to speed two seconds later because it's a false alarm is such a little thing but makes watching Mark even more enjoyable. They're just so good at what they do.
@keithpatterson3250
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah for the most part but the 11:26 edit was unnecessary and breaks immersion sadly, we don’t even get to see the document w/ the discrepancy and apparently 18:11 & 18:41 same thing 😑
@lucasfraczek4320
3 жыл бұрын
@@keithpatterson3250 We don't care.
@ashtonfrost5753
3 жыл бұрын
Lixian appreciation!
@athena_xiii
3 жыл бұрын
WE LOVE LIXIAN
@jollybear_wastaken
3 жыл бұрын
Does Lixian use they pronouns? I just want to make sure I haven't been getting it wrong
14:18 I can’t wait till mark has a kid to hear and see this
14:07 I had to pause it and laugh for 5 minutes before continuing Mark yelling about crayons gave me life
Mark losing his shit on overpriced toys is the most real Dad thing I've seen.
Mark saying he’ll never let Sergiu (green guy) die. Me: **sweating heavily** “You better keep that fucking promise, Mark! You better KEEP IT!!!”
@vordjoncus
3 жыл бұрын
You know what they say about the Markiplier Promise...
@user-dt3ms7vb5x
3 жыл бұрын
@Jacob Sanford I do not plan on clicking read more until I finish the video.
@jaspertyler4557
3 жыл бұрын
I kept that promise. I reset time twice to keep that promise. Sergui is such a nice guy, that I will not let him die under any circumstance.
@MidnaAzusa
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaspertyler4557 I reset two or three times to keep that promise. Even stopped checking people's papers when it got close to time so I could move quicker. I love Sergiu too much to let him die.
@jackporter815
3 жыл бұрын
@@MidnaAzusa respect
I swear I’m gonna be so sad when this series ends, papers please was one of my favorite games that Jack played, and to watch Mark put his humor into it, is just amazing 💕
It was jorjis bday also 17:46
@jasonlucio7282
10 ай бұрын
aww
"I SHOT A DUDE TODAY! I COULD'VE GOTTEN YOU SOME RED" w h a t
@TheAngelinahuang
3 жыл бұрын
I guess, blood?
@oatmeal3013
3 жыл бұрын
he means the blood can be used as red coloring
@Zero_Loras
3 жыл бұрын
I know it's just...brutal af lmao but thanks u two
I LOVE these videoooossss !!!
@IConveyMomentum
3 жыл бұрын
same
@king-xz2ls
3 жыл бұрын
@@ere1 do you? here let me put it like this. papers please.
@the_peacetime_volunteer
3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@BP-si5vn
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@onyxcrimson
3 жыл бұрын
@@king-xz2ls where's your id???
14:00 his laughs suddenly shifted into jingle bells
@Communist375
9 ай бұрын
Yes I can hear it Comrade.
Markiplier: When I was a boy, we didn't have crayons, we had only the fluids of our own body.
I love how mark is just slowly losing his sanity.
@kittycatlily7525
3 жыл бұрын
Thought he already lost it-
@EthanMeatan
3 жыл бұрын
Arent we all..?
@user-xb1ls7pv6e
3 жыл бұрын
@@EthanMeatan yeah aren’t we all losing our insanity bc all of us are always inside for like 1 month and then finally coming out (except for parents)
@admincreepergames7242
3 жыл бұрын
The moment I saw the title I knew what was up XD Man went ham
@troyscribner4342
3 жыл бұрын
@@EthanMeatan yup :D
I like how lexian pulls to the boat and seagulls, it just resembles Marks imagination
@cloud_sauce
3 жыл бұрын
I like that edit too, though it was Nerd Fiction, not Lixian, that edited this video :)
@alexplaysminc.-.5922
3 жыл бұрын
@@cloud_sauce They co-edited the video though I feel like the boat-seagulls thing is Nerd Fiction
@cloud_sauce
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexplaysminc.-.5922 Oh, you're right. Didn't think to click "show more" on the description. Thanks for the correction ^^
@kagemushashien8394
3 жыл бұрын
@@cloud_sauce they both need some blessings
@alexplaysminc.-.5922
3 жыл бұрын
@@gayjayy Yeah, you're probably right. For most of the co-edited videos you can tell the gag and editing aren't quite Lixian's style (or something to that effect- I don't know how to explain it but it does feel a little different) so probably.
“Those crayons are more than food we can’t eat those.” Titan mains: I beg to differ
"Learn to adapt with the tools that you have, CHilD!! CRAYONS $25 craYONS?? Goddamn, that's a whole month of rent!!I Or day i guess, that's a whole day of rent!! I shot a dude today, I coulda gotten you some red!! 14:25 😹😹
@chihabmostefaoui3924
Жыл бұрын
Welcome to USSR
So is canon that Mark is recording from a boat and he scares the seagulls when he starts screaming? xD
@colecube8251
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@Kaunoe
3 жыл бұрын
yes
10:14 The face on the purple card totally didn’t match XD
17:46 Plot twist: Markiplier didn't want to detain the poor guy because he's afraid Jack might yell at him.
That son better have drawn a picture better than picaso making me buy a 20 dollar caryon set
@thibautisserant
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe sell the kid's pictures. If he draws 30, each sold for 1 Arztotzkan dollar, you might make enough to buy even another set for him and then sell the pictures for 2 Arztotzkan dollars.
@king-xz2ls
3 жыл бұрын
@@thibautisserant STONKS
@king-xz2ls
3 жыл бұрын
god damn you liked that comment quick
@thibautisserant
3 жыл бұрын
@@king-xz2ls Stonks need to go fast tbh
@gavrochethenardier957
3 жыл бұрын
@@thibautisserant that's so cute but unfortunately I have this superpowers that makes it that when I like a comment it becomes -1 like instead of 1 like so either it cancels my like or removes a like. This means that I killed your like. I am the true dark villain in this story
I thought Mark was gonna make up a backstory about how his family couldn’t afford crayons when he was younger.
@coffee-with-sprats
3 жыл бұрын
Overused. Maybe just not in the mood for it.
15:16 Mark : *saves Sergio once* Game : *loads up fire bombers* "There's more where that came from"
mark getting mad at his son for wanting expensive crayons gives me life
"What is this?" "Those are drugs! I run a side business." That guy is always a delight.
Can we all just appreciate the fact that markiplier daily uploads for us to enjoy
@elitegolem6564
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@honeyeggs9145
3 жыл бұрын
Bot
@anapple1220
3 жыл бұрын
@@rahmat4848 so?
@MinhMagnet
3 жыл бұрын
Well he's on isolation so there's nothing else he can do
@Graphics_Card
3 жыл бұрын
E
When he said his son drew him a picture, I just pictured him holding a pawprint painting and Henry sitting there like "i drew dis for you, dad, I love you"
16:46 I guess you can say, they aren’t IMPORtant 🥁🥁🔔
@jasonlucio7282
10 ай бұрын
lmfao
Mark to Sirgiu: “You’re probably gonna die” Everyone who watched Sean: *cries in the corner*
@king-xz2ls
3 жыл бұрын
and everyone who dident knows now lol
@PresidentAutumn
3 жыл бұрын
@Francisco Reyes Terrorist attack if you’re not quick enough
@jaspertyler4557
3 жыл бұрын
I don't cry at that, because i actually saved him. I had to reset time twice, but still.
@rhunter42dragon
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaspertyler4557 Good man! You're a hero!👍
@mochamikuct1567
3 жыл бұрын
i know right 😭
"I SHOT A GUY TODAY. I COULDA GOT YOU SOME RED" genuinely made me choke.