"How are the kids?" "One arrested." "Eh, that's why you have two."🤣🤣💀

@standupbroad6648

Жыл бұрын

How's the family? Everyone's working and no one's got a court appearance coming up...I did good.

@lukek5909

Жыл бұрын

Or 12...

@ryanmullins2103

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ewill3435

Жыл бұрын

Well, in my late great aunt's case, it's why you have three; one has the brains but no heart, one has heart but no brains, and the third has neither; that's why he got arrested when he walked into the courthouse looking for his inheritance... While on the lamb... Welcome to southern Missouri...

I was a bartender for over ten years, the honest one you nailed it.

@leahcimolrac1477

Жыл бұрын

The demeanor is different from us East Coast people but the honest bartender crosses cultural boundaries

@sassyradish9177

Жыл бұрын

@@leahcimolrac1477 idk I'm on the east coast and that bit was like looking into a God damn mirror 😅

@NinjaSushi2

Жыл бұрын

That was my favorite bartender.

@jbac5767

Жыл бұрын

"Wow we're learning together" lol

@nopulpapple991

Жыл бұрын

I would watch a whole movie about that bartender. It was so perfect

“You want a beer? It’s 6am. You’re a little late, let’s get you going.” I died at that one lol

@flithbrin

Ай бұрын

They don't even sell alcohol before 7 am where I live. 3 am to 7 am you can't buy alcohol.

@pholdren

27 күн бұрын

Why do you need to buy alcohol between 3 and 7am?

@flithbrin

27 күн бұрын

@@pholdren Some people get off work at 3 am, what if you want a glass of wine or a beer before bed?

"Do we have food? Yeah. Popcorn. Extra salt, to make you thirsty. So you drink more. So tip more. Well, you don't tip more, but people with a soul do." GET 'EM, Charlie. 😆

@zyxwut321

Жыл бұрын

Should've said, "Well, you don't tip more, but people with a JOB do." LOL

@williamstock5186

Жыл бұрын

That one was filmed in Wolski's

@r.e.bieron1041

Жыл бұрын

The only food is chips/popcorn, everything smells like bleach, and there's ice in the urinal.

@douglasferguson5474

Жыл бұрын

As a ginger I can confirm we don't tip more.

@kingarthur8616

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, playing right into the 1 percent's desire to not pay their employees a living wage. /eyeroll

"You want action, wave an Andrew Jackson" 🤣 The mixologist with his suspenders and home- curated bitters was hilarious!

@magnolia8626

Жыл бұрын

He was the best!

@joe-e-geo

Жыл бұрын

ok who else got an Action Jackson as a kid for xmas cuz it was cheaper than G.I. Joe, with a generic helicopter toy that was way to big for it cuz Action Jackson was smaller than G.I. Joe?

@us_norseman

Жыл бұрын

That one struck my funny bone !

@brianstratton8767

Жыл бұрын

Surprised MixoBoy torched up that stogie; INdoors no less. Oh wait, it's a..Cigar Lounge? I'm old n slow, y'know;)

@slmngolf

Жыл бұрын

"That's my cursing finger" 🤣 I'm using that one

"Spirit? Let's make that a triple" felt that in my soul. It's been 10 years and I'm still bitter and wishing that company a long painful bankruptcy.

@jessicacolegrove4152

Жыл бұрын

Spirit has Ben bought buy jet blue

@smashkiller64

4 ай бұрын

@@jessicacolegrove4152 And yet somehow Spirit’s quality is still just as bad as it ever was!

"The trick, of course, is to shake until all the ice is melted". I'm a veteran bartender and that line had me howling. Good one.

@lnAmberClad

Жыл бұрын

I know right that's where I broke down

"We call this a summer storm. Can you feel it in your knee?" 😂

@maxshultz6502

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely gold.

@crawdaddy.actual

Жыл бұрын

My right knee has this power so this fuckin killed me 💀

The Honest Bartender is so relatable. It brings me back to my retail and food service days.

@TheSlayerDiary

Жыл бұрын

The honest bartender is any bartender that's worked more than a year.

@averyavenue

Жыл бұрын

Used to work the phones at a 24hr DTLA restaurant across from a nightclub, 2 blocks from skid row, with drunk rich USC students trying to place an order for their entire frat every night, and people who live across the street getting mad that the delivery is taking too long. The honest bartender is my entire essence....

@leahcimolrac1477

Жыл бұрын

@@averyavenue Worked bouncing in NYC and we had to let the neighbors into the club for free as long as they presented state/ID driver’s license cause the noise and fights were so disturbing.

@danielburke5087

Жыл бұрын

@@leahcimolrac1477 oh that sounds like a trash gig on so many levels 😳

@moiraroseberry3593

Жыл бұрын

LA CAFE!

Love it when he says to the IRS: "Tell your folks I says Hi." LOL Good one, Charlie! Glad you're back with the skits!!!

@CT1010101

Жыл бұрын

The small town bartender is the best. The best.

@betsybrains

Жыл бұрын

@@CT1010101 Hytner? That you? Your comment reminds me of Bania from Seinfeld. 😃

@rossplendent

Жыл бұрын

Tell yer uncle Sam I says hi

@ThePCguy17

Жыл бұрын

I feel like the only appropriate response is, "wait isn't that supposed to be my schtick? Oh right, I was calling the midwest. I always forget what they're like."

@betsybrains

Жыл бұрын

My deal was to say, "No can do. I'm a low-wage gal who withholds the maximum plus $20 per check yet Uncle Sam's hammering me for $275 more. And I've got no back taxes or anything! Hence, he and I are kinda on the outs just now." (We po folk pay the taxes that GE 'n' 'em are excused from payin'.) 🤔

The dedication he had to go through TSA while probably buying a ticket for a flight that he wasn't gonna get on is impressive

@blake1954

Жыл бұрын

They had visitor badges for it, they still went through tsa of some sort tho.

@famousbowl9926

Жыл бұрын

Not really. This is his job. YT pays ALOT!

@hansblitz7770

Жыл бұрын

Some airports have shopping and restaurants accessible without going through the gate, but he obviously had way more permissions than just being a customer since, well, he was behind the bar with a cameraman and everything. Apologies, cameraperson

This entire fucking skit is hilarious but “is that a federal offense?“ And “we’re learning together.“ both absolutely sent me.

As an Illinoisian, I laughed so hard at the Naperville and Malorts bits.

@tracyhartmann9922

Жыл бұрын

Same here!

@misterno-ice-guy8082

Жыл бұрын

Malorts!

@cameronschmit6472

Жыл бұрын

I work in Green Lake, WI and you could call it New Naperville from all the yuppies that come up here

@adamcoppa1853

Жыл бұрын

I ran out of Malort and need to go get more. Best way to get to the worst part of the night.

@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733

Жыл бұрын

@@adamcoppa1853 I gotta try it someday

Honestly, I’ve had great experiences with almost every airport bartender that I’ve interacted with. They’re so fed up with life and you’re so fed up with traveling it’s a match made in heaven.

“You’re facing jail time pal, good luck with that. Next drink’s on the house.” Yeah that sure sounds like the bartender from my parent’s town alright

I daresay you can do a part 2 to this... including the "club bartender"... cannot hear your order over the loud music, yet can communicate flawlessly with you through hand signals alone 👌👍

@phabiorules

Жыл бұрын

Another good one would be "the alcoholic bartender". Usually it's the owner who thought running a bar would be a good idea, but has no knowledge of how to do so.

@MrEgofreak

Жыл бұрын

@@phabiorules They have a skit for that one already. It's called "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." LOL!

@discman15

Жыл бұрын

And charges $80 for a beer

@missivory_missraine

Жыл бұрын

@@phabiorules don't call me out like that.

@notredame9905

11 ай бұрын

I agree..do other ones!!!

The business card. Good luck on your trip and your audit. I died laughing!!

@Robynhoodlum

Жыл бұрын

Most business men I get pay food and drinks on separate cards for this reason!

@IsitmeorareYoutubevideoslonger

Жыл бұрын

I'm also your garbageman.

These characters were so different and so well-acted. Props, man!

@bbloomfield6497

Жыл бұрын

The different bars, wardrobe and facial hair really sold it too.

The small town bartender suggesting a story for the Father to tell the congregation gives me some “dad telling you what to do with your job when they know nothing about it” vibes

@itsmejerkface

Жыл бұрын

...and being right.

@Voltron5000

Жыл бұрын

Bartender knows how the community is doing/feeling and in some small towns the ones that are there Saturday night are in church the next morning

@problemdude390

Жыл бұрын

@@itsmejerkface I guess you missed how that ended in him getting in trouble for over fishing

@DugrozReports

Жыл бұрын

"Just ask your boss for the time off. I'm sure he'll understand." "Well, 1st off, Dad, my boss is a lady..." [confused look]

@ACasualTrevor

Жыл бұрын

@@DugrozReports you’re lucky to have a boss that goes by she. My dad spent a minute on a tangent when I corrected him about my boss preferring “they/them.”

Bartender for over 10 years. Honest and small mix. This skit is SOLID lol 😂

"It's like a cavity search in a pint glass" has to be my favourite one. The humour combo is on point.

“Good luck on your trip… and your audit”. I almost spit out coffee

Fun! I bartended at a small, family owned, semi-classy sports bar restaurant located right next to a mall, a light rail station, a few hotels, had tons of local regulars and we served over 50 different martinis. I feel like I know all four of these roles intimately.

I remember growing up in a small town, the small town bartender was on point. To put it this way, half of the regulars had a key to the bar so they could open up if the owner/only bartender was running late and when he went out for a smoko break you were allowed to pour your own beer, open the register and take your change. I honestly dont remember there ever being an issue with anyone stealing from the bar and the only fights were usually between brothers/family members.

As someone who has worked in the restaurant/bar business for over 20 years this had me in stitches!!! Wonderful

When I was a small town "mixologist" in the Midwest, I hated when people called me that. Everyone knew I was pretentious, I just didn't want to advertise it!

That spirit airline joke is hysterical

@beezle_dubz

Жыл бұрын

Painfully accurate lol

Lol the airport one. I am also from Wisconsin and I was verbally accosted by a grumpy bouncer at a TGI Fridays at the Dallas airport for trying to get a beer on Sunday. He said, “You must not be from around here”, and I said “uhhh it’s an airport? I can see that you ARE from around here”

@brianstratton8767

Жыл бұрын

Huh..was it before noon or is Texas* all dry on Sun..& were you eating there or just wantin' some suds? * never been, no hurry:/ I'm from Buffalo, NY area; stores couldn't sell beer till noon Sun, but some Erie Co bars were open till 4am..

@cameronschmit6472

Жыл бұрын

@@brianstratton8767 yeah I think it was before noon on Sunday. The shocking part was that he seemed pretty offended that I would make such a faux pas

@derekralston5967

Жыл бұрын

@@cameronschmit6472 he was judging you for being thirsty before noon on Sunday. You heathen

@shelpippg2202

Жыл бұрын

As a Wisconsinite living outside Dallas these days, I can confirm that the law changed a year or two ago and now you can buy beer at 10 AM instead of noon on Sundays. I really miss Wisconsin.

@cameronschmit6472

Жыл бұрын

@@shelpippg2202 haha fuck yeah! You’ve been doin your job down there then! We miss you too!

I admire the mixologist's ability to fleece those with too much money, but it also means that no one in Madison who's normal can go to a frickin bar

“You want some action, wave an Andrew Jackson” Lmaoooo😂😂

@notoriousgoblin83

Жыл бұрын

Wait what does that mean

I was a wedding bartender for 12 years. Same game but different players every weekend. 90% of the time it was same staff, food, songs, speeches, family dynamics & cleanup. I lived for that 10% that were unique.

@Chahlie

Жыл бұрын

I'm a catering server, so same thing, at least one wedding every weekend. What kills me is when the MC reminds people to 'tip the bartender', as us servers wonder where we went wrong.... :)

I could see a 15 minute version off the small town

@comealongcomealong4480

Жыл бұрын

@Mikkel Lund Kind of like an updated, Midwestern 'Cheers'.🍻 I'd watch that.

As an Illinoisan who once taught in a school right on the Wisconsin line, now transplanted in the south, I experience serious nostalgia/homesickness when I watch your videos. My mother used to buy those wildlife scene sweatshirts for my husband for Christmas every year and he loved them!

@tallspicy

Жыл бұрын

Are you from naperville 😊😂?

@christinacox1756

Жыл бұрын

Ahh the FIBs😋

@janareeves7482

Жыл бұрын

@@christinacox1756 😆I won't take offense to that, because I grew up downstate. I think that makes me exempt.🙂

@thecocktailian2091

Жыл бұрын

You can get your Malort in New Orleans, probably the only other place that will have it outside the Illinois area.

I demand a series of the old town bartender. Im in my car on break at work and I just laughed so hard I smacked my head on the horn and made my supervisor drop his family sized bag of doritos on the other side of the lot.

Everytime I go to the bar I ask for A BEER 🍺 and I literally mean a beer, any kind, doesn’t matter. When he said “be specific” I’m like that must be what they think 🤣🤣🤣

Now he needs to follow up with the biker bar, the guy at the discotec/nightclub

Gotta say I love the cross between an honest bartender and an airport bartender.....get that honesty in pre and post "vacation"/ family trip.....may life be always filled with soul crushing honesty no matter where one goes....

@Robynhoodlum

Жыл бұрын

Soul crushing honesty is the best policy!

It doesn’t matter if you start bartending in your small town, move to the city and work at the airport, and move into mixology, we all end up the honest bartender eventually.

@mikewalorczyk

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Some will still not be able to get their heads out of their bum holes. Knowledge is power. That's obvious. But that new wave of "mixologists" is just a pure head ache.

@lnAmberClad

Жыл бұрын

Amen

@lnAmberClad

Жыл бұрын

@@mikewalorczyk yeah but new wave mixologists aren't even bartenders if you ask me. They don't understand the basics half the time. They think bartending is all about the drinks and forget about service and other basic principals

@mikewalorczyk

Жыл бұрын

@@lnAmberClad yeah Man. What I meant was, that bertending is more than drinks. It's all about interaction with your guests, skill and knowledge. Knowledge is power, but without banter, and social skills you're not a Bartender or even mixologist, You're a pretentious twat.

@victorunger

Жыл бұрын

@@lnAmberClad had a manager try to tell me a gimlet was served on the rocks in a pint glass and tipped with soda. When I told them that wasn’t even a variation, just a straight up a different drink, pretty much a collins. But no, I was told to get with the program and we do fun variations…. They also muddled fruit into their old fashioned, shook them, and then served them full of ice to the rim. Told that was a specialty of ours too. Was considered insubordinate if I made a guest a proper old fashioned built in glass or dared served the gimlet neat and up. Eventually we had a staff meeting where I got yelled at for moping the floor at night after my shift, because it was the morning checklist. No one got yelled at for not doing it, just me for doing it. Also got ripped a new one for never doing roll ups, when I worked solo at night, but again morning duties. The day after the meeting we didn’t even have any napkins in house, so everyone that told me how important napkins were, had to look me in the eye the next morning and tell me they didn’t order any. Maybe I’m hard to work with, or maybe I just want the basics to be right.

As a guy from Illinois any and all bashes towards Naperville are not only welcomed but deserved.

“I tried doing that, the DNR came to my freezer. I says it’s a miracle! They took my boat away.” Fucking dead 🤣🤣

I’ve literally BEEN the small town bartender, lol! Dice cup and all, rolling for shots, hah! No one drinks like Wisconsinites!

The Malort shot is a family tradition now. The one at my wedding went down smooth. Might've had something to do with the two or three old fashioneds before, but I'll just attribute it to manly toughness. The honest bartender is so freaking accurate except for the foam. Snap those fingers again and I'll break 'em for you there buddy. Also no, I can't break your hundred. Loved it Charlie!

I love the honest bartender - anyone who has ever worked retail can relate to this guy - he has the attitude we wish we all could set free.

I love the line “What, are you from Naperville?” I grew up a few towns east of there. Love your videos Charlie.

I lost it at Jaeger Bunnies lmao

I don’t know why but the delivery on “they took my boat away” gets me every time😂

“Malort the drink that kicks your tongue in the balls” was an advertising slogan in the 20 teens.

This is hysterical. The different bar sets were great too

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. You're a comedic genius.

Catches 5 fishes and feeds 5,000 people That ain’t a miracle that’s called tapas

DNR bit was hilarious. I grew up in a very rural middle-of-nowhere town and there was bitter, hateful rivalry between every hunter/fisherman and the local DNR agents and game wardens.

As a prior naperville alum of 20 years that joke was spot on 😂👌

Ok....we need some bloopers on this one 😂😂😂

A whole series on the small town bartender would be gold

“Want some action wave an Andrew Jackson” Charlie Berans. Best quote ever

The Small Town Bartender…. Too real, brings me back to my childhood.

"They took my boat away." That line was way funnier to me than I think it should have been.

I’m a small town bartender and this is very accurate

The pain of how accurate these are. Especially how much I wish I could be the honest bartender 😂

This is so Spot on! Proud to say that I'm The Honest Bartender going on 15 years now! #Wisconsin

"Too much foam? How about now.."😂😂😂

Honestly that first bar sounds like a fun place to work 😆😆 dude's hilarious.

Charlie, you're so wonderful! You have no idea how much you cheer up my day with your talent! Thank you so much for all the hard work, time and talent you put into making these videos, your humor is so deeply appreciated! God bless you and all those you love!

I’ve met all of these dudes. Crazy how Charlie was able to make it feel like these were 4 different people. Amazing!

“I think the DRN on the Sea of Galilee had some questions” 🎣 Hahaha love it 🤣

"You want a beer? It's 6am! You're a little late. Let's get you started."

Mix of small town and honest.... so bloody true.

@kath5201

Жыл бұрын

Yeah thats our Bartender at the V-Twin. Except for the beer foam thing.....

“Are you from Naperville?” I’ve never felt so called out, represented, and yet disappointed because he so close, in my life.

The suspenders coming off when he bent forward.

The DNR comes to me freezer and I says “its a miracle!”

"Well you don't tip more but people with a soul do" 🤣💀💀

The Four Coursemen

Dude, you are brilliant. Absolutely never get tired of the Mid-West thing.

Second one works in Portland

SO ROOOLLLLL OUT THEM BARRELS

Don't forget the "over server". Someone's gotta keep the midwest #1 in DUI's. Keep er movin, unless you're under the influence.

"they took my boat away" 😂

I got my bartending license a few month ago. I can't even imagine what kind of bartender I'll become in the future.

@lowkeylunatic

Жыл бұрын

Aim for the honest one...and say everything with a smile. Can't go wrong.

@AStrangeWindmill

Жыл бұрын

3. Everyone becomes 3 eventually.

@ShalimarX32

Жыл бұрын

Yup agree, being the honest bartender never goes wrong. Unless you get some drunk jo that can't take a bit of honest sass.

"...and your audit." ahahahaa

3:52 "Seeaaow, bonejurr, seeyouplay, hohlah" 😂❤😂

Lol, my bartender would say to me, “hey, are you picking up the brewers grain this week for your cows?”

I was definitely a number 3. Brutal honesty got me more respect as a bartender. It got me into more fights, but it got me more respect too. 🍻👊

I kinda want a "Summer Storm" haha

@oz_jones

Жыл бұрын

I kinda want to try the TSA...

Good luck on your trip...and your audit. I had a boss who would make his subordinate pay for drinks so he could approve and his boss wouldn't see the charges.

Leinenkugels! Loved every second of this. I've been in California 31 years... miss Wisconsin.

@carolhansen4657

Жыл бұрын

BTW first bartender is the guy who tends bar at every fishing "resort" in the North Woods.

Excellent work! You obviously put a lot of work into this. You are very talented. Thank yiu. Gotta watch it again.

6 am, your a little late!! 🤣🙌🏻👍🏻

Your latest bellied up podcast that you talked to the kid in high school, seriously was amazing. You guys really did something good by showing him love and support. With all the crap that goes on with kids, you very well might of saved his life. Really appreciate you guys! God bless and watch out for deer.

I'm a bartender and this really put some things in perspective for me 😂

first and last are what I like having as bartenders, third is good if you're only there for 1 drink and never not coming back, second gets me to skip drinking that night

Gotta try that TSA! ❤️

So much in this one I'll have to watch it a few times to make sure I didn't miss a joke!!😂😁

@donnisscott4944

Жыл бұрын

I know exactly how you feel!

I don’t even go to the bar and that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

So happy to have found this actor/comedian. He is absolutely brilliant and is adding so much joy to my life. This video is GOLD!

Good luck with your trip, and your audit. Brilliant

love seeing some of my favorite bars in your vids. Creed's Foggy Dew is right down the block and Central Standard is great!

The lead bartender at my old kitchen job was JUST like the honest bartender character. He was great.

"You want some action? Wave an Andrew Jackson" I love this guy and I'm gonna use this line

Best commercial I've watched for Leinie's.

I have been to mixology bars and had the $80 bourbon on the rocks. It was a damn fine bourbon they even used an individually wrapped stainless steel skewer for the Luxardo cherries. Also you know it's a midwest bar with the MGD sign.