You missed the guy who brings cheap beer, asks if he can put in in your cooler and then drinks your good beer.

@elite_rock_god2292

2 жыл бұрын

Ye i put that guy in The rain. F#ck you David! Bring a tent next time! 😂

@missxspencer1538

2 жыл бұрын

That, my friend, is a con man

@maritime9297

2 жыл бұрын

Thats oddly specific. Got a story to share greyeaglem?

@princessblazena

2 жыл бұрын

I once shared a cooler of hot dogs at a cookout: people ate my Beer Brats and left me Turkey Dogs 🤢😩😩😂

@frugalmum7943

2 жыл бұрын

Nahhh, he didn't miss him.. That's why he's not in the video ;)

My parents took me camping everywhere when I was kid. I always loved that look in their eyes when I found my way back home.

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

"What the Hell is that Witch even _doing_ ?!" 😂

@vladiiidracula235

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@skankhunt-wy9wy

2 жыл бұрын

Why is this joke always made in the comments of any video remotely regarding camping

@dragons_red

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot "I get no respect!"

@itsmejerkface

2 жыл бұрын

Ha Ha Ha dad.

Oh, and you forgot the "Everything's Gonna Kill Me" camper. They give us so much free entertainment.🤣

@LynnCooks

3 жыл бұрын

That's me 🤣🙋‍♀️

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@LynnCooks lol!😂

@seanA416

3 жыл бұрын

Those are the best haha

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@seanA416 lol! Definitely😆

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

If those types annoy you, don't worry, it's pretty easy to avoid them. You can smell the slathering of bug dope and citronella they coat themselves in a mile away. Sometimes they even wear cute little bells to warn you they're stumbling around out there!

My man brought a Dish Washer out into the woods for .85 seconds of B Roll. That is dedication.

I would add a sub-category, call it a crossover between the glamper and the survivalist -- the gear guy. He (or she) has at least 3 survival knives, a machete, 7 ways to make fire, 4 ways to purify water, enough tools in their truck to rebuild an engine (foreign or domestic), more spices in their pantry than you have at home, 3 different olive oils for cooking, a first aid kit that rivals a paramedic's work bag.... Some of the gear swings towards survival, but the laptop and LCD projector for "movie night" swings towards glamper. I will admit this category occurred to me because I am at least partially guilty of it, though I've been actively working on cutting back. Seriously...

@chelseaj6063

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, you're appreciated when something breaks or someone forgot something, which always happens

@WeighedWilson

2 жыл бұрын

The guy with extra batteries always saves the day.

@ShadeSlayer1911

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, why you callin me out?

@redflthcui

2 жыл бұрын

i am DEFINITLY a gear guy. unless it was a pricey bit of kit I try to have multiple ways to do things. two is one and one is none.

@3rdgenbestgen21

2 жыл бұрын

The “enough tools in the truck to rebuild an engine” killed me💀💀, that’s Me!!! Lmaooo🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I also bring tow straps to help people out, i help pulled a car from being stuck on a snow because they try to travel to their relatives house cause they have no heater at home. My tools allow me to stop on the road to help an older couple in their 60s to change a super flat tire in about 5 mins with an impact💪🏽. And Yes I can do field maintenance if needed.

My dad brought me camping one time and he said we were going to camp the way he did when he was a child, he literally just brought an axe, machete, and tarp and made a shelter out of tree branches.

@joey4222

3 жыл бұрын

Yup that was my dad too lol

@riverratrvr9225

3 жыл бұрын

Funny!

@victorcaldwell2900

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, my dad did the same about 44 years ago... 🤣

@servantofyeshua2313

2 жыл бұрын

Giga chad dad

@docautrisim885

2 жыл бұрын

We might have the same dad

My old roommate is a glamper and I'm a "survivalist" lightweight camper. Mix the two of us together and I get to sleep on an air mattress I didn't have to lug out and blow up and she gets to eat my elk stew that she didn't have to dehydrate or rehydrate. Together we made a hella fun camping experience.

@chelseaj6063

2 жыл бұрын

Goals

@JacopoSkydweller

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, sweet synergy.

@shadebinder3599

Жыл бұрын

As a glamper it'd be nice to have someone who knows how to make elk stew lol.

@maryprice8458

Жыл бұрын

This is a fun comment!

There's also the party animal, who acts like they're at a music festival with no music. Expect the cheapest pop-up tent and a _lot_ of alcohol.

@cameron354

3 жыл бұрын

You rang

@wendyseebantz73

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameron354 Or the party animals who bring the music and camp next to the nature seekers who camp "to get away from the noise" and go to bed at sunset to wake up for a sunrise hike.

@ColoradoStreaming

3 жыл бұрын

Like the "We are just out in the woods to do a random assortment of drugs and listen to Dubstep full blast without the cops coming." campers.

@michaelboyle9512

3 жыл бұрын

When are we going camping? Seems like we've know each other for years!

@Never-mind1919

3 жыл бұрын

My 20s resembles that statement.

Feel kinda called out by the survivalist, that’s the hat I wear when I camp… Also leave no trace is a serious thing that everyone should practice when camping

@jep9092

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 💯💯💯

@josded

3 жыл бұрын

Enjoy making your poo stews then

@alexketteman5202

2 жыл бұрын

@@josded ....the lost art of a shovel foreign to you? 🤨 Single use latrine my man. Easy

@josded

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexketteman5202 not technically how you are supposed to do it by leave no trace principles my man

@josded

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexketteman5202 used to have to teach these things. Its not as simple as digging a hole, pooping, and burying it. They want you to make a poo stew. I think many of the LNT principles are utterly ridiculous

"I'm securing the perimeter with my scent!" ... I mean, that's just science.

@oo-wr4pq

2 жыл бұрын

Urine actually attracts many unwanted guests. Just a heads up.

@sethdusith6093

2 жыл бұрын

It is tested and recreated in a lab? It has peer reviewed papers written on it?

@3asianassassin

2 жыл бұрын

@@oo-wr4pq wait really? Dont animals usually avoid people- oh, bears. Right

@oo-wr4pq

2 жыл бұрын

@@3asianassassin yeah, bears are attracted to human urine

@sarahmellinger3335

2 жыл бұрын

@@sethdusith6093 I mean yes but there on specific animals and such

I work at a state park with a campground, you have pretty much nailed camping. We get alot of the why are there bugs out here and the people next to me have there car 1/4 inch on the grass call the state police

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

I grew up in WI and was absolutely *stunned* when I moved to TN, went camping, and got a FINE for having beer in a state campground. WTF is that?!? No beer while camping? That just ain't right.

@christinacope562

3 жыл бұрын

Newbies from the Pandemic, hopefully they go back to their hotels.

@LAPISTime25

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. That does happen. And don't forget the rich middle aged couple that get mad because their million dollar 50 foot long RV doesn't fit on a site meant for small tents.

@christinacope562

2 жыл бұрын

@@LAPISTime25 doesn't surprise me, nothing does anymore.

@seadragon1456

2 жыл бұрын

@@dogslobbergardens6606 that’s crazy. Were you by the water? In MO we can have alcohol at the camp site but never near the water access.

You forgot: the *real* expert. Pulls a 3-course meal outta thin air, knows every plant and what it can be used for, bag looks like a space shuttle it’s so well-packed and lightweight, but also super humble, can and *will* out throw you in skipping stones, generally really nice, tells funny stories about stuff unrelated to camping, generally just has a good time. Those campers are the ones that you like to see.

@seanhartnett79

2 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@Spoons7414

2 жыл бұрын

Lol you forgot to mention how LOUD that guys snores. I know because I’m that guy. Well, technically I don’t know because I’m usually asleep when it happens but I always hear about it

@plantdaddy999

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he should be paid for everyone else's entertainment

@saraolson7730

2 жыл бұрын

You mean people who were in scouting?

@anonymousthesneaky220

2 жыл бұрын

@@saraolson7730 Maybe some scout troops work differently, but my only experiences with scouts in backcountry are 1. The scoutmaster in the Boundary Waters chasing a canoe down the rapids, 2. Having to rescue a group of scouts who didn't know how to steer a canoe in wind and got broadsided, and 3. Coming across a scout troop in the Wind River Range on a backpacking trail legitimately fighting over whether or not it's safe to eat blackberries(yes) and Canadian yew(NO!).

"Why wouldn't they put more m&ms in this trailmix" - something I have said too

@theodorebear6714

2 жыл бұрын

Mate just get a bag of m&ms I won't judge you. I'll share my almonds and water though when you need it.

@frugalmum7943

2 жыл бұрын

Just buy peanut M&Ms next time ;)

@phos4us

2 жыл бұрын

Guys calm down. I have trailmix like once every two years when someone else buys it.

@dianaprince1347

2 жыл бұрын

My son wants a trailmix made with just meat, chips, and cheese.

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

@@frugalmum7943 yeah, this is big brain time. 😉

I camp at the Hilton. Gets pretty rough after 11 p.m. when there's no more room service for the night. Thought I saw Big Foot once in the lobby.

@heythave

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Holy crap! That was my camping site last weekend. From "I'll just sleep on the ground" to a 36ft bumper pull MONSTER of a toy hauler and everything in between. Tiny burrito tents, 4 room tents with cots, an old '68 Shasta camper, a motor home and me with my first ever 22' RV. Never thought I would own one but ... well ... I am old and the ground somehow got harder when I hit 50. And pooping in a flushable pooper is nice.

@hhiippiittyy

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh, look at luxury boy. Too cool to endure the great outdoors." Proceeds to fill my black tank in two days.

@magnarcreed3801

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve decided to off myself if I get weak like this when old.

@Thuazabi

2 жыл бұрын

@@magnarcreed3801 why wait? You're clearly nothing that would be missed.

@magnarcreed3801

2 жыл бұрын

@@Thuazabi Missed? Has nothing to do with that. Could say similar to you though XD

@snackie1359

2 жыл бұрын

@geoker55 hope I'm still out there camping at 50, no matter what type of camping that is

Man, you nailed it! Especially the Amazon-gadget-camping-guy guy with the air conditioner in his tent. Pay so much attention to the "wilderness accessories" that he totally misses the wilderness. A shame. But, if he had some Wisconsin cheese to go with that air conditioning, he'd be forgiven

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

I have a little battery-operated fan that hangs from my tent's central lamp loop, when it's the middle of Summer, here in Australia, but yeah, that's def missing the point. I have seen posts & blogs by ppl who do that, though. I just want to know how they haul all their stuff in; my buddies + I are the standard sort of car campers, & _we_ have to use a (Australian) trailer - these folks must rent a moving van! 😂

@that_auntceleste5848

2 жыл бұрын

You're reminding me of the time the guy in the campsite across from me had BROUGHT HIS TV and plugged it in outside to watch, er, a channel with a strong political bent. But it wouldn't have mattered if it were my favorite show, DON'T WATCH TV CAMPING! Or keep it in the RV.

@nabilazad4367

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, why you attacking me?! 😜 I do have all the gear for camping comfortably, but I’m also perfectly fine trekking in the woods for 12+ hours with nothing but water and energy gels. I find it’s a good balance!

2:13 - I love the "That 70s Show"-style group circle and swish-pans 😄 complete with the "campfire" smoke haha

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

If we're being totally honest, roughly 97% of camping trips are just an excuse to eat a LOT, and smoke and drink as much as you want outside without your real neighbors calling the cops.

@chovue2363

3 жыл бұрын

"Damn! Jackie"

@Heatheroftheshire

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too!!

@platinumencasedpenile4812

2 жыл бұрын

*Steve Miller's band "the joker" plays in background*

@ablueairheadablueairhead3215

2 жыл бұрын

Daily reminder, ACAB

The most terrifying thing is going to a camp store for supplies and the entire staff has stories of backpacking up a mountain using only the night sky to guide them, gaining the trust of the local wildlife so they can sleep inside a tree, and riding down the mountain using waterfall and canoe and you're just trying to buy a folding chair

@Ms.Stephanie.C

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I was thinking about camping with my 3 teenagers this summer, and now I know what to expect. Thank you so much for showing me what will inevitably happen!

@cheryliverson6327

2 жыл бұрын

go for a roof, running water, and electricity.

@jonathanbeaudry3351

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you have gone camping with them before. Taking 3 teenagers camping for the first time sounds like hell. The first time i went camping was when i was in preschool and my dad called me in sick for a week and we camped near the sequoias.

@emilv.3693

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, what you expect of city ppl

@Walter-wo5sz

2 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games until their video games batteries die. And if there's no cell coverage there will be a mutiny.

@Walter-wo5sz

2 жыл бұрын

It's all fun and games until their video games batteries die. And if there's no cell coverage there will be a mutiny.

You basically summarized my entire experience on a camping trip with my old Boy Scouts troop there. Just missing the guy who doesn't realize he's about 2 steps away from seriously hurting himself/everyone around him

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! *The Daredevil* 😂😂😂

@ColoradoStreaming

3 жыл бұрын

We had a kid in Boy Scouts that poured a bottle of stove fuel onto the fire. The flame leapt back into the bottle making him panic so he threw it and the bottle hit a tent and melted a hole in the side and he almost started a forest fire. God that kid was an idiot.

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColoradoStreaming 🤣🤣🤣 W.O.W. Poor guy. Some guys really need some extra common sense. I bet he was so embarrassed.

@melonchilisauce4219

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColoradoStreaming I may have been that child, holy shit. When was this?

@noo343

2 жыл бұрын

Hey when I'm out in the woods I'm pretty messed up okay back up if you're nervous I'll be fine I'm not asking you to help me LOL

That Subaru comment got me! Northen MN has a Subie infestation every summer for this very reason

@beeragainsthumanity1420

3 жыл бұрын

I don't own a Subaru, but I love the Boundary Waters. Your neighbor from Wisconsin.

@altitudeiseverything3163

2 жыл бұрын

The unofficial motto of Boulder County, Colorado, used to be “A dog in every Subaru.” Seemed nearly everyone had both! 😂 That was years ago, before Colorado became such an expensive place to live. Now maybe “A dog in every Lexus hybrid SUV” would be more accurate. 😏

Cast-iron pudgy-pie maker over a fire. Charlie, have you been secretly watching my family while we’re up north at our cottage??

@danshroder9389

3 жыл бұрын

True campers have the mountine pie makers.

Being a USFS Campground host...the stories I could tell you!

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I bet.👌 You guys see a lot!😂😂😂

@mtoohill

3 жыл бұрын

Ok tell

@travisaugustine7264

3 жыл бұрын

@@mtoohill how about bathrooms completely destroyed by people who are not used to camp food...I mean seriously how do you get that stuff 4' off the ground on the wall? Or maybe people how dump their waste water from their camper tanks on the ground. Jetski's on a 100 acre lake. Open frame generators that can be heard clear across the campground...

@sdnlawrence5640

3 жыл бұрын

I bet! You should start a youtube channel.

@travisaugustine7264

3 жыл бұрын

@@sdnlawrence5640 We have one...I just don't believe inn promoting my channel on someone else's channel without their permission. If Charlie says it's OK then I will link it here

You know, a year ago nobody would have been laughing at toilet paper burning. Now it’s hilarious!

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing how we made it through *The Great Toilet Paper shortage of 2020* although I still don't know why everyone suddenly bought toilet paper.🤣🤣🤣

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydincathey that was so bizarre. I recently read an article about how some paper companies' profits are down this year; apparently people are using up all the TP they hoarded last year and not buying enough now LMAO. Similarly, you can find hand sanitizer two-for-one deals all over; all these companies went nuts making it like crazy to cash in, and now there's a glut of it, they can't get rid of it all :p

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogslobbergardens6606 haha! Yeah it was insane. People done lost their minds!🤣🤣🤣 And I believe it. High demand for a while and then low. I'm sure that portion of the stock market is suffering as well.

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydincathey don't get me started on the stock market. I always cry big fat juicy crocodile tears when greedy speculators lose their asses.

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogslobbergardens6606 😂😂😂 Oh shore bud. Rivers of tears🤣

Confession: most recent time my DH & I went camping we forgot the tent. I thought HE had put it in the car, etc. Not newbies exactly but it had been 5 years, we were out of practice. 😄 (He salvaged the trip by driving to the nearest Walmart to buy the cheapest available tent while I built the fire, and later we had a wonderful steak dinner cooked over the fire. 💗) I did more camping when I was single and miss that.

You forgot the invisible ones, that are dressed in colours that blend into nature, making it impossible to spot them when they get lost or injured. I myself look like a Christmas tree when I head out into the wilderness, the more bright colours the better, even my tent are bright orange.

My dad is somewhere in the list. He had a mattress in the bed of his truck, tonoh cover and bug mesh around the sides. That same trip he brought the deep fat fryer, fried up and shared fries with surrounding campers, and had our satellite set up running off the truck battery.

“God’s bubbler” Something about the regional slang mixed with this phrase was just the best XD

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

Hey! Are you an INFJ?

@ReformedSooner24

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydincathey yeah that’s why I have this pfp which you probably noticed.

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReformedSooner24 lol! Yup! I recognized it cause I'm one as well!😊

@taylorsessions4143

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydincathey what is that??

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@taylorsessions4143 It's one of the 16 Personalities. A Myers-Briggs personality test. You can look it up for free online if you want to take it. I took MANY of them just to make sure I was indeed my type because some people get mistyped. Edit: if you DO take it, make sure to look up Frank James' youtube channel. He makes little skits of how the personality types react to certain situations...and they are dead-on accurate😆

The ruumba, both inside and outside the tent, killed me. 😂😂😂

You left out the one who flashes everyone with their flashlight or wears the miner headlamp that blinds you and their head is flipping around along with the light.

The amount of work to haul all that shit into the forest for a skit shows some gosh darn commitment!

I think automatically born and raised and living in Alaska makes me a survivalist.

@barbaravus5518

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky...haha

@felicichris1369

2 жыл бұрын

Makes you lucky

@cambriaalford4660

2 жыл бұрын

or the expert

@safromnc8616

2 жыл бұрын

I fully agree

@stoverboo

2 жыл бұрын

The best camper I've ever known grew up in Alaska. A tent was a luxury for him. His idea of camping was a bedroll and a tarp.

Getting my eagle scout went like: First timer, Survivalist, expert and now im a glamper

@sc6096

3 жыл бұрын

This is 100% correct!

@aik51912

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@abbyminnich8561

3 жыл бұрын

I’m an Eagle Scout to and that is so true

@nk6197

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@paigereynolds2536

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right, but being the SPL and having to deal with all of the small people that just don't know how to camp

"That's $28 a roll! That's like 4 kombuchas!" 😂😂😂😂😂 Why is this so accurate!

Walking around barefoot - it's all fun and games until you walk through a patch of poison ivy

@kathrinpatterson9305

2 жыл бұрын

unless youre not allergic... (much like my uncle)

@stephaniehaney736

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathrinpatterson9305 and my Dad

@antkoz6370

2 жыл бұрын

I did 7.6 miles barefoot last month on a trail.. Gotta step it up progressively and harden the feet up over time..

@Shastavalleyoutdoorsman

2 жыл бұрын

@@antkoz6370 hookworms, currently an epidemic...

@Shastavalleyoutdoorsman

2 жыл бұрын

@@kathrinpatterson9305 I have never had poison ivy or poison oak yet. Pretty sure I've slept in it on accident.

You gotta start a series man. There's so much content to use and you can add a fifth and sixth type and a different types of newbies

True story: 1st time camper once tasked with starting the campfire and they put the logs 🪵 standing up on end in a circle around the fire pit, like Stonehenge. 🙄

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

I admit, my first time I wandered over to the next site & asked the guy there very nicely if he would teach me for the cost of a beer, + a serve of dessert that night. Not only did I come back, armed with the knowledge I needed, but I made a new friend!

@melanie_meanders

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, I feel like this is common sense in life? Do they not have a fireplace? Never been to a bonfire?

@erikbudrow1255

2 жыл бұрын

Expert here. NEVER task a 1st timer with starting the fire. What are you, a Glamper??

@Toastybees

2 жыл бұрын

@@melanie_meanders If you lived your whole life in the city the answer to that is probably no. Anyone can set wood on fire, building an actual good campfire is a skill.

@zubbworks

Жыл бұрын

Me and the boys used to burn crap in the back yard. We had plastic pieces to fan it with. We'd fan the fire like it was a forge. Ate a squirrel or two. Some cupanoodle. Once had a fire in a pit in the rain, laid my ax on the old truck bench and it froze to it in the twenty or so minutes it took to cook the noodles. Miss them tards, grew up, we all did.

This needs to be a series! Hands down there are so many types of campers. My wife is a OMG there’s mosquitoes out there I’ll be inside. My daughter is a you’ll find me in the wild raspberry or blue berry patch. My son is a hasn’t rained for days but I found a mud hole to get muddy. And I’m a who needs a horse when you’ve got multiple 4x4 horses (ATV)

🤣🤣🤣 great video...as a 61 yo, we camped in a tent and a tent/trailer and had an aluminium boat.. No phones or TV...the best holidays ever...greetings from Northern Ontario, Canada.❤

What about the guy who brings every food imaginable but forgets almost everything else. 😂

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

I bring an extra tent specifically for that guy!

@sheashells

3 жыл бұрын

Cooler the size of a coffin

@tannernabozniak5196

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheashells Exactly. And the drinks never last the night anyways

@aaronmacy9134

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's me! I bring the truck full of my kitchen and then feed everyone well enough that they hapilly figure out where to put me at night. I was once on a trip where I was handed a bucket of freshly picked blackberries as soon as I pulled up and was jokingly told to "go do something with these" (mind you we were tent camping, so no fancy RV kitchen to take over) ..I made a Peach & Blackberry Cobbler with brandy whipped cream using hot rocks and a campfire's coals as a rudimentary oven and a whisk duct taped to my DeWalt impact gun's 1/2 extension to make the whipped cream. That earned me exclusive rights to a buddy's roof top tent for the night. I've also seen someone turn around and excitedly throw their hotdog in the fire as I pulled into the campsite because the last time I had camped with them, I had rolled up and made them seared Ahi Tuna steaks and baked sweet potatoes with salted butter and brown sugar. I *LOVE* trading cooking for "camp accommodations" because fu*k setting up a tent. Edit; many many spelling correctuons. "Write drunk, edit sober." -Hemmingway, maybe.

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronmacy9134 right on. I'm not a very good cook but I do love to eat and I'm good at the other camping stuff, so someone like you is welcome around my fire.

I feel vindicated for all those who make fun of my camping dishwasher.

@danshroder9389

3 жыл бұрын

?

@hiphop666

3 жыл бұрын

@@danshroder9389 fill us stein? Sounds German. I'd drink some of that

@nk6197

3 жыл бұрын

Wash buckets are fun tho

@MrCurbinator

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the river?

@phyllisstein1837

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrCurbinator peasant!

You forgot the annoying neighbor party campers.

@beeragainsthumanity1420

3 жыл бұрын

That's me. Sorry

@sarahwaters8262

3 жыл бұрын

@@beeragainsthumanity1420 Admitting it is the first step.

@beeragainsthumanity1420

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahwaters8262 I'll drink to that.

@indioloco6600

3 жыл бұрын

Me: Is this your first time drinking? Annoying neighbor: No Me: Then stop acting like it!

@noo343

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the people who you can drink with and might smoke you up how are they annoying

I'm amazed the survivalist didn't put a hatchet through that guitar! 🤣

@AB-zr8pu

3 жыл бұрын

Or toss it on the tp fire

@ColoradoStreaming

3 жыл бұрын

Then go on a 5 min rant on why his Estwing hatchet is superior to imported Fiskars trash.

I’d love to see these “types of campers” all try to start a fire 😂 with elapsed time 😂

I gotta call you back my roomba’s running away, I died.

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

That was hilarious. I feel bad enough, bringing a whisk broom! 😅

34 years of tent, pick up camper (and not some air conditioned, has a bathroom camper), all weather, all potty experiences. I should get a hotel room and write a book.

As a lifelong outdoor nerd.. THIS! This is VERY accurate 🤣🤣.. there’s a few other types too, so.. PLEASE do another one!!

@ablueairheadablueairhead3215

2 жыл бұрын

Daily reminder, ACAB

The Roomba was perfect 😅

Nice. I have a humorous relationship with my glamper friend. She breaks out that ultralight gas stove, I break out a ziplock of charcoal and a hobo stove made from a coffee tin. She gets out a titanium mess kit, I break out a chipped enamel pot and a waffle house spoon. She breaks out the freeze dried bespoke gourmet packets, I break out a can of beans and open it with a knife... It's like a comedy routine.

@jamescarrot2813

Жыл бұрын

That's not really glamping though. Sounds like your friend is an ultralight backpacker which is kinda the antithesis of glamping.

@daviddavid5880

Жыл бұрын

@@jamescarrot2813You could be right. (She brings a trailer) I sincerely apologize if I offended you by misusing the term. I'm more of an experienced hobo than a camper really, and I sometimes forget that what seems glamorous to me is just normal to others. No offense was meant.

@april_

Жыл бұрын

If you think that’s glamping you should see when my family brings a full set of sand tires for our rzr because it will only fit in the toy hauler with dirt tires

@DimT670

Жыл бұрын

Thats not a glamper. She literally has the same camping equipment as you do but more expensive. She just invested more money into it You ain't a glamper until you bust out the mattress

@MurasakiTsukimaru

Жыл бұрын

@@DimT670 Or you have a camper with more square footage than my apartment.

I legit saw a family bring a microwave on a tent camping trip. They were all sitting in their chairs, no campfire going, and the dad calls out to the kids "Who wants smores?!?!". My wife and I looked at each other with question marks over their heads because we knew they had already made a comment about not wanting to make a campfire in the fire pit because it was too dangerous. Then we heard the "ding!" sound from the microwave and almost busted out laughing.

@noo343

2 жыл бұрын

You must be from the north my family would have thrown the microwave in the fire and said man up or go home

@magnarcreed3801

2 жыл бұрын

@@noo343 Bugger off. Us northerns don’t condone such small dick behavior either.

I guess I’m a glamper-and I need to get one of those Roombas!

@phyllisstein1837

3 жыл бұрын

I know, right? it's the perfect gift for the outdoorsman who has everything.

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

Ppl joke, but I have noticed that bringing an "outdoor carpet" (basically a very thick plastic mat) or an old rug into the tent to cover most of the floor makes a huge difference to how cold it gets, & how much crawling around hurts. I will say, it does mean boots-off-in-the-tent if you don't want to need a Roomba. 😉

@heythave

2 жыл бұрын

In denial.

OMG!! Pudgie pie. Midwest’s finest meal.

I love the thought of them all camping together 🤣🤣

Just got back from a camping trip, this is all facts

So excited to see you December 3 at the resch center already got tickets!!

1:02 that’s what I used to do every time when I was little

I've been all of these😄 . Each one at different ages in my life and now I'm 65. Enjoyed all 4 types.

OMG, I'm dying! I think I'm a combo of all types. 🤣

My dad's best friend is the survivalist. The man could live in the wild.😆

@BMMEC6000

3 жыл бұрын

Okay....

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@BMMEC6000 it's really not that hard; in fact it's actually pretty boring. That's why the TV "survival" shows have to make up all those whacky scenarios to keep it interesting. Just watching a person slap together a debris shelter, build a fire and boil water will put people to sleep after about ten minutes. "Surviving" in the wild is about 70% sitting around trying not to do anything really stupid. The other 30% is gathering firewood, checking trot lines, and wishing you had something to read or watch.

@BMMEC6000

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogslobbergardens6606 all I said was “okay....” I never said that survival “challenges” were boring.

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

@@BMMEC6000 were you just wondering why I said what I did then?

@BMMEC6000

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydincathey I guess. I’m not entirely sure why I said that actually. I think I misunderstood your comment as more a brag instead of a joke. My bad

We had a friend join us while we were camping once and he brought one of those outdoor shower things...that immediately broke when he tried to use it. Lol

@jpeach3648

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@libtard.4844

3 жыл бұрын

I have one it works great heats water really fast never broke on my either but it's literally just an bag with a spout. I shower butt naked outside at my cabin good thing it's really secluded I wouldn't wish that horrible sight on anyone.

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

I find a pack of Wet Wipes is a much less chilly, more private, & less effort way of getting clean. 5 minutes a day, in the warmth of your tent; bam, clean. Just gotta remember to pack them back out.

Oh my gosh we just went camping and had all these people camping with us. 2-ply 😂, sob many funny things in this video! Thanks for the laugh.

I am a glamper, my family brings the generator so we can put up a 16’ projector screen and play the wii. It’s a loud dunes atv campground, generators aren’t an issue. Atv camping is a whole different experience than regular camping. The 4 seater RZR fits in the toy hauler. We basically put a huge car into our camper. The toy hauler has 3 large beds, a deck on the back, fridge, microwave, oven, shower, pretty much everything. We bring an extra set of sand tires and everything to change tires while we camp. We’ve bring the grill, propane, propane fire pit, torch, american flags for decoration. We don’t pack lite, we bring everything we can.

Gods grocery store 💯 No Ellsworth cheese curds here. 🧀🍻

@ablueairheadablueairhead3215

2 жыл бұрын

Daily reminder, ACAB

Charlie, did you really urinate on camera? Can we get a part two of this where you include the "everything's going to kill me" camper AND you sing the entire song of "Time of Your Life"?

@itsmannertime

3 жыл бұрын

You want him to get mauled by a moose? This is how you stay safe

@robb8234

3 жыл бұрын

@ashley justice it sure looked like it eh lol

The glamper is spot on, i know people who spend half the day just unpacking and setting everything up when they arrive

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

Guilty, but I honestly enjoy it! It's that first & final bit of "me time" after/before the long drive, crammed together in the car. I'm not quite at the bunting-&-fairy-lights stage, but I can see it without a telescope. 😂

Thank you for the outtakes. Thank you from a Green Day and Subaru fan. We just arrived at home from a weekend in my new trailer, cheers

Having been all of these people, I choose glamping.

@redstateforever

3 жыл бұрын

Once you go glamping, you never go back. You don’t feel nearly as much like a homeless person on a cushy mattress, with electric fans, devices and chargers, etc. Kinda misses the point of roughing it, I guess, but at least my back doesn’t hurt the next day, lol.

@Khaab00

2 жыл бұрын

Glamping is the only way I can convince the wifey to go with me. That way all the women can act like they’re still at home while the men go fishing.

@anonymous5t565

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer something rougher, however if it means I can bring my nieces with me and eventually when I'm an adult and have my own family, I'm fine with that though I'll still add teh rough stuff when I can

@robertpearson8798

2 жыл бұрын

The older I get the more I agree.

@isoSw1fty

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

The secret to a great camping trip is have one of each type! Works for us! Accurate!

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

By our powers combined, we are 1 single functioning camper! 😂

@magnarcreed3801

2 жыл бұрын

I’d probably get into a fist fight with the glamper, not the best idea XD

@sdearing6375

2 жыл бұрын

@@magnarcreed3801 what on earth would there be to fight about? why would you care what someone else does

@magnarcreed3801

2 жыл бұрын

@@sdearing6375 They aren’t camping. They’re being a motel with them. Lmao

@DimT670

Жыл бұрын

@@magnarcreed3801 and you care because?

This is fantastic!! Too true, but there definitely are many more types of campers.

Perfect timing, I was watching the last few episodes of Yuru Camp

I'm the kind of camper who stopped camping almost a decade ago because A) my back just won't stand for it unless I spend tens of thousands on an RV and B) there's a point where spending money to pretend to be homeless for a weekend just starts getting silly. I bought a place in the country instead and get to enjoy all the beauty and fun of nature whenever I want... but I also have a comfy bed and a hot shower whenever I want ;)

@bygodfreeman

3 жыл бұрын

I think a pop up camper could be the solution?

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@bygodfreeman We had a pop-up when I was a kid. They cost more now than you might think.

@marcw6875

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogslobbergardens6606 Does a pop-up cost more than "a place in the country?" Seriously though, I don't blame you. I was never a regular camper, but when I have had the opportunity in recent years I've been starting to think "I'm getting too old for this." lol

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcw6875 I needed a place to live anyhow. It's not like I bought land ONLY to camp on, my house is here. Y'know, with the comfy bed and hot shower. ;) But actually, yeah, in many places you can indeed buy a couple acres of woods for less than a new $10,000 pop-up camper. And the land won't instantly lose value the second you hook it up...

@dogslobbergardens6606

3 жыл бұрын

"But but but just buy a used one." Yeah. I get that. Rickety old leaky piece of crap someone else already beat the hell out of... no thanks. We did that when I was a kid. It's fun for a season or two but eventually RVs and campers become like a boat - a hole you throw money into.

Spot on perfect, I have experienced each one of these campers.

I'm all of those and then some. Camping is my life and I love it, even in below freezing temps.

I’m a proud self professed glamper. I’m secure in that. But I also have huge respect for bushcrafters skills. 😂

I have the “expert’s” distance, the first timer’s cluelessness to trail mix, the first guy’s Subaru Outback and the survivalist’s collection of knives.

LOL thankyou Charlie.. keep er movin

All done in your back yard! Nice work.

Charlie!!!!! KeepErMoving!

I love camping in the back of my 4RUNNER! It holds all of my gear and I can change spots in a minute if need be.

Oh dear 🤣😆 raw truth and nothing but!! Thanks for the laugh😉👍

I feel insulted and praised at the same time XD “The Expert” fits my family almost perfectly. We have pudgy pies, we sometimes backpack camp(though recently we got a bit tent and used cots- we all agreed it was glamping), we have- my mind is blanking on the name of it... the freeze dried food water boiler thing you showed-, we have all camped in Colorado, my parents have gone to another one of the places mentioned... oh, my dad and I sometimes timed ourselves to see how fast we could put the tent up together! We got it down to one or two minutes. And the new big tent we have gotten down to three! It would be less but because we have only set it up three times we sometimes pause to figure out what was next.

@mysterylovescompany2657

2 жыл бұрын

I failed to notice the label on the one if the video, but were you meaning a Jetboil?

As the survivalist you're spot on, I be going barefoot everywhere sleeping in trees from time to time 🤣

@magnarcreed3801

2 жыл бұрын

Mood.

Love this! I'm a car camper who drives a Subaru, is getting into backpacking, plays the guitar, and loves Green Day. I feel like I'm all of these people 🤣🤣

I went to Buckhorn State park with some friends a few months ago. Between the four of us we had an expert eagle scout, a first timer with his moldy $5 garage sale tent that he didn't try building beforehand, a less extreme expert, and me: mild glamper. I tried to be prepared for anything lol

This looks like it was a blast to film!

I need to add vegan and dairy free mac and cheese to my shopping list today. And I love kombucha too! The "expert" was hilarious and spot on. Greetings from California! :)

“I saw Joe Rogan do it” 😂

@DimT670

Жыл бұрын

Many bad ideas start like this i suspect

This took a lot of work. Thank you. Just the old dishwasher bit alone.. Thank you

I wasn't gonna share this video.... but then he rolled a dishwasher into his tent and I couldn't resist 🤣

I haven't been camping in a few years,so this is as close as I'll get

@extremetrickshootersshorts8980

3 жыл бұрын

🇺🇸

@kaydincathey

3 жыл бұрын

This year was my first time in a long time. The mosquitos got me😂

@phyllisstein1837

3 жыл бұрын

the vicarious camper

@taydinnygaard3678

3 жыл бұрын

I haven’t been camping in a few months

@christinacope562

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaydincathey dang ticks too, bad bug year.

I still have the braclet on my wrist from Sauk county fair

I really appreciate all of that Duluth gear you're wearing, people give me shit for this all the time when I moved to Texas.

Great job on the edit!

And the real expert is the person that been doing it for years and can make a camp in 1 hour and can completely tear down in 25 minutes when a tornado was coming

@Nylak-Otter

Жыл бұрын

If it takes you 25 minutes to take down a camp site, you're not surviving the tornado, dear.

I'm a cabin type camper 😂 GO Bucks 💚💜

My dad wasn't that much of a glamper, but he definitely brought an air mattress and a hot spot with him. Also, we lived a mile away from the campsite, so we just drove back for anything we forgot.

@pmoney3688

Жыл бұрын

Part of the reason I like state park camping, usually if you forget anything or maybe say run out of beer🙄 usually close enough to civilization to make it right!

You forgot the Bro camper. They bring a bunch of 30 racks, an inner tube, Rainbows, and a cheap sleeping bag & tent they bought as a combo pack for $90 from Target that morning. Then they just float drunk in any body of water for 3 days. When they finally emerge from the water after 3 days, they explain “dude, I got to shit so bad.”

Also I want to add another type of camper, the "I like camping but I'm just gonna stand here taking in the scenery while you do all the work". I always camp with my friend because I don't really know anyone else with a car who will go camping with me, but it's like I do everything. I have all the gear at my house except a few things, and without fail she always forgets at least one of the few things she was supposed to bring. Then I have to do all the driving because she has such bad anxiety that she can only drive in our neighborhood and anything else makes her panic, so she can't do any highways or mountain roads. Then when we get there, I have to take everything from the car to the site, if I want her to do anything I have to specifically tell her "hey can you grab that cooler and bring it down, hey can you grab these two bags and bring them down?" even though she knows the first thing we do is bring al the coolers and bags down so we can chill, ever time, for the last 2 years. But instead she stands there looking at trees for 10 minutes, then sits at the picnic table to rest (from sitting in the pasenger's seat for the last hour) and load her pipe while watching me carry all the bags, instead of making the connection in her brain "oh maybe I should help with the bags first, and then we can both sit down and rest together" nope, I have to prompt her every single time. Then when it's time to put up the tent, I say "okay we should put the tent up before it gets dark" and I go and start taking things out of the tent bag, and she sits there and keeps watching me do everything until I say "uh hey can you maybe help me with this and do the other pole or something?" almost like she thinks she isn't allowed to just help without me asking her to, it's wild. And then the whole time she acts like she's super tired and worn out from all these tasks when she didn't even do any of them lol and then I also do all the cooking because she knows how to cook but just refuses to, if I even tell her what bags are which and that she can eat whenever or get some milk or juice if she wants, she'll sit around and then ask me if she can get this or if I can make some food instead of ever just taking the initiative. If I was camping alone I'd never even need to cook because I eat way less food when camping than I do normally at home (just a natural thing, I have very little appetite when I'm more physically active even though that seems opposite of what it should be, don't ask me why lol) but she's also really picky, like if I grab a side of Knorr pasta or rice or something easy she laments that "aw there's not really any real meat in that is there" because she can't imagine going one night without some chicken or beef in her dinner or go one night without hot food freshly cooked up for her, we've even had to leave and go into town to get fast food to appease her childish appetite. Sometimes it just gets annoying that I feel like the parent in an adult friendship.

@tonyascancook

Жыл бұрын

honey... honey. there are girls out there who pull their weight and put effort into being creative... colored flames fire, games, special treats, decorate the site, itineraries for sightseeing, etc. she's lazy and childish and you're letting her... look around 🙏

@pmoney3688

Жыл бұрын

you are a really good friend for putting up with all of that.

@meg9953

Жыл бұрын

It does suck when you feel like you're putting in way more effort than others. And it's never fun feeling bossy when you expect others to take initiative and help out unprompted. I wonder if this friend really wants to go camping at all? Maybe they think it's your fun time and they're just keeping you company? So they feel entitled to get a free ride out of the deal? I'd have a conversation and ask if they even want to go. And just go alone. You can clearly do everything by yourself, so you might as well not be resentful towards someone while you're out in nature trying to have a good time. Or make new friends who like camping. 😊

@CrystalSetsuna

Жыл бұрын

Man i'd love to go camping with someone else who knows how to camp proper! I uh...i just need someone who can chop the firewood for me. I just can't seem to get the knack of it. I eat less when i camp too! And i love a hot cooked meal...but i make a bunch of tinfoiled wrapped meals that i freeze then just cook in the campfire.

The only time I camped in a tent, we had an air mattress and I brought raid for the bugs. 🤣 I was 20. Now I live in the woods. This was hilarious.

Here's to watching this from Moab lol I see all these campers and more come through town!